Donald Trump's Funniest Insults and Comebacks

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice  6 лет назад +3994

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    • @botswana4766
      @botswana4766 6 лет назад +28

      Mark Dice Surprised this only has 4 likes
      Expectation: 382 likes and 23 comments

    • @GameKnight333
      @GameKnight333 6 лет назад +11

      Lol

    • @dr.fleischkanu8200
      @dr.fleischkanu8200 6 лет назад +35

      at first i was skeptical about the worth of the shirt but i see here in the comments, it really works!
      just might have to order some mark haha

    • @peterianstaker9273
      @peterianstaker9273 6 лет назад +89

      Wow libtards getting offended by T-shirts lol I might just buy a fuck load, it seems to work haha I love it!

    • @mikehunt5134
      @mikehunt5134 6 лет назад +15

      Blue In red
      Bad day?

  • @michaelrichards7987
    @michaelrichards7987 4 года назад +9858

    “Only Rosie O’Donnell” won him the Republican nomination “Because you’d be in jail” won him the presidency

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 года назад +238

      @conleyc93 the electoral college saved us from an idiot

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 года назад +184

      @conleyc93 lol yeah we have an idiot in office sure buddy keep dreaming. See you again in 2020 on the libtard crying compilations

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 года назад +91

      @conleyc93 it's not election interference, it's proof of the genius of this countries founding fathers, protecting us agaisnt a woman that would've destroyed this country

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 года назад +62

      @conleyc95 i bet your not even from the US so why do you see the need to comment on our election. Trump embarrassed you all on election night and he will do it again. Your little cry baby bitch get over it he won. Hes a milliom times better than hillary who is responsible for lots of deaths, corrupt as anything and deleted 35000 emails that still havent been recovered.

    • @AbiZolanski
      @AbiZolanski 4 года назад +4

      LMFAOOOOO YES

  • @TheEpicTricycle
    @TheEpicTricycle 5 лет назад +9902

    "You'll get paid the same if you do as good a job."

    • @dulcemaria2245
      @dulcemaria2245 5 лет назад +533

      BIG lol he slayed that bish 😂🇺🇸

    • @chandlerwhite8302
      @chandlerwhite8302 5 лет назад +592

      Arrogant little tramp standing there with her hands on her hips, LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Pangkasrapih
      @Pangkasrapih 5 лет назад +171

      .Im his supporter very proud of you Mr president

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 5 лет назад +39

      TheEpicTricycle boom!

    • @mitchellmiller3176
      @mitchellmiller3176 5 лет назад +90

      @Jenny D but we all know Donald Trump is far from sexist

  • @kytown
    @kytown 5 лет назад +8081

    "Because you'd be in jail" is still my all time favorite

    • @juliajeffries9719
      @juliajeffries9719 5 лет назад +112

      yet she’s NOT and he’s the president.

    • @Sircade
      @Sircade 5 лет назад +13

      Sameee

    • @ourd0gseven
      @ourd0gseven 5 лет назад +53

      @@juliajeffries9719 oOh Crooked Hill will be soon, all in good time! (:D) (:D)

    • @coolramone
      @coolramone 5 лет назад +43

      Hilliary: Worst Secretary of State

    • @assootoshmotah2350
      @assootoshmotah2350 5 лет назад +68

      "You will get the same if you do as good a job" was also really good

  • @karenthompson1539
    @karenthompson1539 Год назад +692

    Nancy Piglosi to Trump: "I want to see you in prison."
    Trump's response: "I don't think you'll be allowed visitors." 😂😂😂😂

  • @christianbagnall3189
    @christianbagnall3189 3 года назад +3631

    People so soft, this man was hated but was a national treasure.

    • @smerchly
      @smerchly 3 года назад +132

      Very refreshing to see this video after watching the new administration destroying America . It's hard to believe Americans are happy with Biden , Pelosi and the rest of the gang.

    • @jrackle1
      @jrackle1 3 года назад +93

      @@smerchly They're not happy with Biden. They're happy that they can ignore it now. The media isn't preaching to them to hate someone now so they're content with just being ignorant.

    • @justinamenta7241
      @justinamenta7241 3 года назад +72

      Trump was hated AND loved....Biden is just hated by everyone with an IQ over 25

    • @nataliatrumpo3893
      @nataliatrumpo3893 3 года назад +35

      Correction: *IS* loved. ☺️❤️🇺🇸

    • @iamjakepaul944
      @iamjakepaul944 3 года назад +8

      💯

  • @lolstalgic9602
    @lolstalgic9602 3 года назад +1890

    “Oh, Don you’re a little controversial... you’re talking about illegal immigration
    I said *its illegal!!”*

    • @Neko2_4_8_
      @Neko2_4_8_ 3 года назад +29

      Thats like the moment in the Simpsons where bart broke his leg and Nelson said Ha Ha
      So millhouse said Nelson i think he's really hurt
      So Nelson says I said ha ha

    • @MrsGarzilla
      @MrsGarzilla 3 года назад +61

      I miss him.

    • @harryfarrarvi1182
      @harryfarrarvi1182 3 года назад +4

      @@Neko2_4_8_ put some quotation marks. I had to read it 3 times still funny

    • @dermotm7171
      @dermotm7171 3 года назад +6

      Ma fav quote of him, fkn legend

    • @stanislavstoimenov1729
      @stanislavstoimenov1729 3 года назад +2

      Classic! 🤘

  • @thekinglion9135
    @thekinglion9135 4 года назад +4774

    He talks to women the same way he talks to men. I thought we wanted equality🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @TheRadicalConservative
      @TheRadicalConservative 3 года назад +94

      Yep.🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 3 года назад +142

      Isnt thats equality?

    • @XxxX-wx3er
      @XxxX-wx3er 3 года назад +8

      TheLionKing - equality isn’t treating women worse.. it’s treating women better. You need to understand there’s been an injustice for a long time and men need to make up for that.

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 3 года назад +264

      @@XxxX-wx3er not just women who we should treat better, but everyone. That's what equality is.

    • @colinfinnegan6057
      @colinfinnegan6057 3 года назад +188

      @@XxxX-wx3er Men don’t have to make up for shit, be a decent human being, and we’ll all do our part, the people who don’t will get punished, end of story.

  • @james_tiberius_kirk73
    @james_tiberius_kirk73 2 года назад +227

    Jeb Bush: "My Mother is the strongest Woman I know"
    Trump: "Maybe she should run for office instead"

    • @thomasphiri2023
      @thomasphiri2023 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chongsk4383
      @chongsk4383 2 месяца назад +1

      And burnt 130 million dollars for nothing to return....😂😂

  • @Doublezzranch
    @Doublezzranch 6 лет назад +10077

    BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL

    • @Onixstar
      @Onixstar 6 лет назад +363

      Ja Z That was the best one

    • @crownless236
      @crownless236 6 лет назад +34

      that one didnt even make any sense lol but good comeback

    • @djmaster1995
      @djmaster1995 6 лет назад +108

      Are you really that ignorant, or you think the opposite sex shares cells? Oh wait you're just saying what you see on TV; fakes news and thinking you're a communist and can imprison people with different political views.

    • @melfunk3536
      @melfunk3536 6 лет назад +159

      She should be in jail!!

    • @JR-zm7ju
      @JR-zm7ju 6 лет назад +25

      The best in this video

  • @darknightmike10yearsago
    @darknightmike10yearsago 7 лет назад +3842

    Because you'd be in jail.

    • @kayleehaynes5990
      @kayleehaynes5990 7 лет назад +34

      Mike D. Wait who'd be in jail? Hillary is the one who killed soldiers.

    • @kidvette2004
      @kidvette2004 7 лет назад +4

      Kaylee H yea Idk either

    • @ThePoliticalMusician
      @ThePoliticalMusician 7 лет назад +77

      This phrase will go down in history

    • @CRAIG5835
      @CRAIG5835 7 лет назад +44

      Dont ya just love his honesty!

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 7 лет назад +40

      I come here once a month just to bathe in the savagery that is Trump.
      About time we had a president that isn't afraid to feed people their own bullshit. I do not miss our previous Coward in Chief

  • @baw2171
    @baw2171 4 года назад +3813

    “I said, it’s ILLEGAL.” 😂😂😂

    • @battleaxebill309
      @battleaxebill309 4 года назад +6

      Draft dodger

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 года назад +59

      @conleyc95 how? He was voted in legally. Your just another sadistic who cant get over the fact you lost. Trump 2020.

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 года назад +24

      @conleyc95 Biden 🤣🤣 id have been more concerned if Berinie was running against him than Biden. Sleepy joe will be crushed in the election the country does not want another Obama like presidency. Your just a sad arse butt hurt crying Democrat who cannot accept you lost the election
      Trump will smash Biden with ease. You make up all these lies about why you lost when in reality your candidate was shit and corrupt..your not even from the United States so why do u feel the need to get so triggered over trump it sums up just how pathetic you are.

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 года назад +18

      christopherc96 The same polls that had hillary with a 98% chance of winning. If you think sleepy joe will win, you are just as demented as him

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 года назад +5

      christopherc96 and get a life. its obvious everyone thinks you are a stupid little kid replying to every comment with anti trump shit. gtfo of here.

  • @Kellzdevon95
    @Kellzdevon95 2 года назад +714

    How can people hate this man he's fucking hilarious

    • @zenithperigee7442
      @zenithperigee7442 2 года назад +42

      @Markel Davis, hating others is pretty common among those who hate themselves!

    • @gofost5256
      @gofost5256 2 года назад +4

      @@zenithperigee7442 "hating others" more like pointing out the elephant in the room, when someone doesn't let him speak, he clearly points that out, he's way better than your "truth over facts" guy.

    • @weirdfairy
      @weirdfairy 2 года назад +3

      Hilarious, but got to kill so many ppl. :)

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад

      @@weirdfairy Every President does. He's the only one in recent history to prevent wars rather than begin them.

    • @weirdfairy
      @weirdfairy Год назад +2

      @@Weimerica8841 sure thats why things in palestine r worse now. theres no such thing as "good president" in america after all.

  • @crazyman4367
    @crazyman4367 4 года назад +2206

    Jeb: "You can not not insult your way to the presidency."
    Trump proceeds to insult his way and wins.

    • @CJJ6699
      @CJJ6699 4 года назад +8

      conleyc95 no. “cheating” is a losers way of blaming others

    • @rumhave9632
      @rumhave9632 4 года назад +4

      I see "because you'd be in jail" as a campaign promise. Mr. Barr is getting to the bottom of this.

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 4 года назад

      Please clap

    • @jrowland6717
      @jrowland6717 4 года назад +2

      Trump: I'll fkkn do it again.

    • @cameronessell7223
      @cameronessell7223 4 года назад

      MrRensoku he tells everyone that he’s going to commit and crime and when he does it and republicans don’t care

  • @JustLouIt
    @JustLouIt 7 лет назад +6485

    In all fairness he's right about Rosie O'Donnell

    • @wheneverwherever2088
      @wheneverwherever2088 7 лет назад +298

      He said about Rosie O'Donnell like a decade ago, it was perfect timing to bring that up.

    • @danamann952
      @danamann952 7 лет назад +15

      There is nothing fair with that statement, why do you endorse this?

    • @davispenn4244
      @davispenn4244 7 лет назад +14

      JustLouIt you don't need to listen to Donald Trump because he's bad and he is a evil racist son a b**** and I hate him forever and my name is Molly Air Bud because I am telling you the truth

    • @luqas99
      @luqas99 7 лет назад +13

      Veronica Maria "you don't like him cause he's ugly? Wow great way to make decisions" Have you listened to a single word Trump's said about people he doesn't like (for telling the truth)? You utter moron.

    • @luqas99
      @luqas99 7 лет назад +4

      The truth is Trump is a repulsive human being and unfit for office, and Mark Dice and the rest of the chuckling morons that are his fanbase are simply lying to themselves. Nothing new here.

  • @dan2002df
    @dan2002df 7 лет назад +1192

    "You're gonna make the same if you do as good a job" legendary........

    • @superloose57d56
      @superloose57d56 7 лет назад +100

      The roast and truth in one serving.

    • @Gotallofthem1
      @Gotallofthem1 7 лет назад +18

      Daniel Fernandez Agreed, Lol

    • @nicotopcat1188
      @nicotopcat1188 7 лет назад +38

      I know it. We've got a superstar for a president!

    • @Gotallofthem1
      @Gotallofthem1 7 лет назад +55

      Driver "Wage Gap", One of the biggest liberal lies of our time.

    • @beadsandbraids
      @beadsandbraids 7 лет назад +7

      I agree Driver . But also wanted to note-- my job is physical work. Pay equality not an issue. However..50-55 yr old women work much harder than 19 yr old able bodied guys -- checking their phone every 2 min. & yanking their pants up - I often wonder how much time this all amts to in the course of a day. So there are some age variables too.

  • @ceejay744
    @ceejay744 3 года назад +167

    No wonder George Bush hates Trump.....He made Jeb look like a complete fool.

    • @chongsk4383
      @chongsk4383 2 месяца назад +4

      And burnt 130 million dollars for nothing in return.....

    • @audkarinen6875
      @audkarinen6875 2 месяца назад +5

      George hated trump before Jeb. George was a wolf in sheep’s clothing

    • @ceejay744
      @ceejay744 2 месяца назад

      @@audkarinen6875 Yep...Daddy was in CIA. George was a useful idiot.

    • @shaneshrimp6519
      @shaneshrimp6519 Месяц назад +4

      Jeb Bush has been extinct ever since !

  • @rustyheckler6173
    @rustyheckler6173 7 лет назад +2516

    priceless is the moment when Jeb told Trump he was never going to be president. 😂

    • @jvmh7949
      @jvmh7949 7 лет назад +19

      Legion he's the fredo of the family.

    • @davidmassey5549
      @davidmassey5549 7 лет назад +1

      James Murphy 8

    • @splritwolf
      @splritwolf 7 лет назад

      ikr xD

    • @rustyheckler6173
      @rustyheckler6173 7 лет назад +9

      BITE TheAltRight Well you guys have been proven completely wrong about everything. Though I am curious how much you get paid to make silly comments. I mean if you are not being paid that means you are out of excuses and should not comment on the intelligence of others; you know, throwing rocks in glass houses.

    • @lukebartlett5678
      @lukebartlett5678 7 лет назад +13

      BITE TheAltRight I'm 14 and my IQ is 136, I very much respect President-Elect Trump. You mean anybody with an iQ under 90 don't you?

  • @spenserBE
    @spenserBE 3 года назад +951

    "You keep calling us the disgusting press, the dishonest press..."
    "Well generally speaking that's 100% true."

    • @itookashittoday1146
      @itookashittoday1146 2 года назад +19

      Dude I just about DIED when he said that 😂

    • @Chewy92
      @Chewy92 2 года назад +12

      He is so fast at responding

  • @ObliteratedZane668
    @ObliteratedZane668 5 лет назад +850

    “Cuz you’d be in jail.” - gives me goosebumps every time.
    The good kind.

    • @juliajeffries9719
      @juliajeffries9719 5 лет назад +4

      but he’s the president and she’s NOT in jail hmmm

    • @pokosinski1967
      @pokosinski1967 4 года назад

      Can you explain it to me please? I don't understand

    • @ourd0gseven
      @ourd0gseven 4 года назад +2

      @Chris Conley Yet you're just a CNN Fake News Watcher, so of course you're gay & Left in the Dark, you idiot.... (',

    • @user-pk5eh8kg2v
      @user-pk5eh8kg2v 4 года назад +1

      Chris Conley
      Do your research before you speak on something you don’t know about. Ignorance is something you should always want to lack but it seems like you don’t care much.

  • @jlomeli07
    @jlomeli07 Год назад +216

    We need this guy back in office😂😂

  • @GyroGerald
    @GyroGerald 7 лет назад +3223

    Because you'd be in jail was the best comeback on TV!

    • @Marylmac
      @Marylmac 7 лет назад +57

      Gotta luv a guy who says it as it is! That's the worlds' POTUS!!!!

    • @STDealer
      @STDealer 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah so great Until you realize he's not going to do it or do anything that he said he would do so I hope that good feeling lasts for the entire presidency for you.

    • @bjartex5
      @bjartex5 7 лет назад +42

      He should have dropped mic after that riposte

    • @STDealer
      @STDealer 7 лет назад +3

      Alexander Bjarte again, he hasn't and wont actually do it. So not a mic drop, just a petty bitch talking shit and didn't do anything.

    • @cheekythechicken8776
      @cheekythechicken8776 7 лет назад +4

      his comebacks are genius,but hes doing a fucking horrible job at the white house right now,worrying about the NFL during a conflict against North K

  • @TheBassGuy94
    @TheBassGuy94 4 года назад +555

    -Jeb: "This is a tough business"
    -Trump: "And youre a tough guy Jeb"
    -Angry Jeb: "Youre never gonna be president..."
    Lmao

    • @TheBassGuy94
      @TheBassGuy94 4 года назад +15

      @Chris Conley lol ok...

    • @Zach-ju5vi
      @Zach-ju5vi 4 года назад +13

      @Chris Conley Trump is a pretty big guy, I wouldn't say that to his face.

    • @Angelotube5000
      @Angelotube5000 4 года назад +6

      @Chris Conley Trump is really a tough guy, says that to North Korea, Isis and the Irani government.

    • @Angelotube5000
      @Angelotube5000 4 года назад

      @Chris Conley word

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 4 года назад +3

      Jeb looks like he's a failed hair dresser not a politician. 😂 The hell was Florida thinking voting this guy in as governor? 😂 He is a Bush FFS...

  • @vinayakdwivedi7007
    @vinayakdwivedi7007 3 года назад +2343

    A request to my American friends, please bring him back.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 3 года назад +45

      It doesn't work that way. It will take at least 4 years.

    • @unitedstates4990
      @unitedstates4990 3 года назад +25

      Well now, let’s see what happens

    • @snusemcgoose1001
      @snusemcgoose1001 3 года назад +85

      @@christianpolli2915 We know what really cost him the election. He needed 66 million to win, he got 75 million, so that already takes a huge chunk out of the voter pool, then their saying Biden went over that with 81 million? The most popular president in history? To get that many votes he would’ve had to get more votes than Obama back in 2008 when even republicans were voting for him, and 2012. I’m sorry but I don’t believe people like Joe Biden more than Obama

    • @TheAngryAustrian
      @TheAngryAustrian 3 года назад +31

      @@snusemcgoose1001 They want us to believe that a segregationist got more votes in black districts than Obama did. Pay attention to the arizona audit.

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 3 года назад +3

      @@snusemcgoose1001 I don't think it's that Biden is liked more than Obama. It think it's that so many people dislike Trump that to them, Biden seemed better by default. Plus more people overall voted in general later year than usual.
      If anything I think the primaries were rigged. Nearly everyone I knew who wasn't praising Trump was praising Bernie Sanders. Everyone was trashing on Biden even more before he was elected as democratic nominee, yet he won the primaries? I don't know about the actual election though. We've had more voter turnout in general than we've had for years, more than even 2016, which is saying a lot. Maybe that's also why Joe Biden won over Trump, because more people were using mail in voting. I don't know.

  • @philipmann9548
    @philipmann9548 3 года назад +330

    People only hate Don because he point blank tells it as he sees it. No one is so hated as those who speak the truth

    • @El__Silbon
      @El__Silbon 2 года назад

      He can give it out but he certainly can't take it back, criticism and insult wise

    • @Schwedeballz
      @Schwedeballz 2 года назад +11

      @@El__Silbon you might need to watch the video again.

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 2 года назад +16

      @@El__Silbon dude he can take it and dish with the best get off the weed

    • @TheLeftSupportsPedos
      @TheLeftSupportsPedos 2 года назад

      I know I do

    • @nickbloom6861
      @nickbloom6861 Год назад

      Just because it's the way he sees it, doesn't mean it's true. By this stupid logic, if a leftist sees something a certain way and says it out loud, then it must be true? Just because someone "says it like it is" or "speaks thier mind" doesn't mean a fucking thing.

  • @Sam-ni2yx
    @Sam-ni2yx 4 года назад +739

    You keep calling us the dishonest press the disgusting press... “well generally speaking that’s 100% true” 😂😂😂😂

  • @CCCC-cb2ty
    @CCCC-cb2ty 7 лет назад +1783

    Thee single greatest line in any debate ever, in the history of debates... "because you'd be in jail."

    • @conservativetalker2362
      @conservativetalker2362 7 лет назад +26

      T Sprocket my favorite was when he said such a nasty woman

    • @luisdavila1236
      @luisdavila1236 7 лет назад +20

      It was great...but...
      "Senator,I have worked with Jack Kennedy,I was good friends with Jack Kennedy,senator,you're no Jack Kennedy"

    • @CCCC-cb2ty
      @CCCC-cb2ty 7 лет назад +3

      Luis Davila pretty damn good... good call

    • @Hyperpandas
      @Hyperpandas 7 лет назад +6

      +T Sprocket And yet, it was evidently another lie.

    • @Crondo420ReFrEsHe
      @Crondo420ReFrEsHe 7 лет назад +3

      Hyperpandas theres more to it then you think, you really think its thst easy to root it all out when you havnt been in?

  • @CP-os1pc
    @CP-os1pc 5 лет назад +1423

    The Rosie comment was pure gold

    • @podsmpsg1
      @podsmpsg1 5 лет назад +16

      It's true.

    • @burrichjoker5328
      @burrichjoker5328 4 года назад +2

      STEVE P i don’t get it

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 года назад +16

      Honestly that comment impressed me a lot. You could feel the tension as they tried to smear him and shut down his campaign with that planned bad-faith "question" then BOOM. Whole audience laughing and egg on meghans face

    • @burrichjoker5328
      @burrichjoker5328 4 года назад

      Cody Vandal I don’t get it

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 года назад

      Burrich Joker what do you mean?

  • @gibsonguy5240
    @gibsonguy5240 2 года назад +143

    This was always one I LOVED about President Trump. He pushed back on their crap. God Bless America!

  • @Justynbrodsky123
    @Justynbrodsky123 4 года назад +8204

    Jeb Bush: “you can’t insult your way to the presidency”
    Trump: hold my diet coke

    • @Justynbrodsky123
      @Justynbrodsky123 4 года назад +121

      Chris Conley Take a seat. If he was so loyal to Putin, he wouldn’t have sent the Ukrainians millions in aid to fight them.

    • @hollyv117
      @hollyv117 4 года назад +6

      Justyn Brodsky 😂🤣

    • @henrymaxwell3684
      @henrymaxwell3684 4 года назад +15

      Hold my diet coke*

    • @Justynbrodsky123
      @Justynbrodsky123 4 года назад +69

      Chris Conley Why are you leftists still obsessed with Russia? I guess you missed the Mueller report, and the fake dossier is in the process of being fully exposed. Can’t wait for the Durham report. You’re in for a surprise.

    • @outdoorsdaily6409
      @outdoorsdaily6409 4 года назад +1

      You mean hold my hair

  • @haydosdee3548
    @haydosdee3548 4 года назад +1677

    “it’s awfully good that someone like Donald trump isnt incharge of the law” - Hilary
    “cause you’d be in jail” - Trump
    1 of the best moments of political debates

    • @FraNkYnugZ
      @FraNkYnugZ 4 года назад +3

      What happened?

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 года назад +3

      bingo

    • @charlieblack4929
      @charlieblack4929 4 года назад +58

      Frank Nugent Hillary is known to have sooo much criminal affiliation ranging from sex/child trafficking all the way to hiring hit men to cover her tracks. That’s the significance of the quote.

    • @MKD1101
      @MKD1101 4 года назад +9

      And the best part is his first term is already over and *she still isn't in jail!*

    • @charlesbrown179
      @charlesbrown179 4 года назад +18

      @@MKD1101 Don't worry, his 2nd term begins soon. Patience is a virtue.

  • @terrywix6844
    @terrywix6844 3 года назад +1910

    I'm going to miss hearing Trump grind on STUPID reporters and politicians... He is a class act...

    • @sofiagraniello3800
      @sofiagraniello3800 3 года назад +41

      We’re all going to miss it 😞

    • @griffisme4833
      @griffisme4833 3 года назад +48

      Hopefully it comes back in the next 4 years

    • @siphobrisloks8133
      @siphobrisloks8133 3 года назад +6

      I need the fresh memes or i will die

    • @carterhickman
      @carterhickman 3 года назад +11

      He’s not a class act at all, he’s the opposite

    • @yankee4424
      @yankee4424 3 года назад

      I think you need to do some research on what a class act is.

  • @Pj0tter
    @Pj0tter 2 года назад +135

    Gotta get this man back into the White House ASAP! Let's go Brandon!!

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 2 года назад +1

      I'm so afraid it won't happen. They will steal it again I'm afraid.

    • @tonybigarms61
      @tonybigarms61 Год назад

      AIRED: AUGUST 21, 2023 • TRUMPET DAILY
      Interview With Gen. Michael Flynn, Part 1: America Under Attack
      00:30 Trumpet Daily Exclusive Interview: Gen. Michael Flynn (58 minutes)
      Trumpet Daily host Stephen Flurry presents an exclusive interview with Gen. Michael Flynn covering a wide range of topics, including the impact of Celtic Throne, the importance of young people being involved in sports and activities, why General Flynn has faced so much persecution, how to control fear, the 2020 presidential election steal, and America Under Attack.

    • @ryandonnelly9820
      @ryandonnelly9820 7 месяцев назад

      yeah he going win bigly yeah

  • @natf5869
    @natf5869 5 лет назад +486

    Because you'd be in jail .
    Mic drop

    • @Sandman1724
      @Sandman1724 5 лет назад

      Two better words..."Individual. One" (and counting)
      Now...who's got a better chance at wearing an orange jumpsuit now?

    • @eyehatefarcebook11
      @eyehatefarcebook11 5 лет назад

      Boom bitch! Boom bitch! Get out the way...get out the way.

    • @paranormalgamesstudios
      @paranormalgamesstudios 5 лет назад

      Lock her up. Still waiting.

    • @j.steels7374
      @j.steels7374 5 лет назад

      @Jenny D I do hope you're right... I don't have much faith though.. corrupt politicians almost never get what they deserve.

    • @joyshreve419
      @joyshreve419 5 лет назад

      Still Waiting but I know some shit is about to hit the fan.

  • @merlinfoogle3215
    @merlinfoogle3215 7 лет назад +849

    Hillary-“release your tax returns”
    Trump-“I emailed them to you

  • @screener545
    @screener545 5 лет назад +328

    I remember the moment trump said "because you would be in jail" live. I was blasted out of my chair at 1000 miles per hour and through the wall of my house. I barely survived the savage burn.

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 5 лет назад +22

      She fucking should be

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 5 лет назад +15

      Kyle Maes she is an actual criminal

    • @dandanielson9393
      @dandanielson9393 5 лет назад +31

      @Chris Conley how did that work out for him? He became fucking president. I'd say it worked out pretty well.

    • @zacharykeel9452
      @zacharykeel9452 5 лет назад

      Did you say WALL?

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 5 лет назад +2

      Chris Conley how is he a failure

  • @dahmantheories
    @dahmantheories 2 года назад +119

    I'm not American but I like America and Trump

    • @patjones2082
      @patjones2082 10 месяцев назад +6

      Then we like you right back 🇺🇸

  • @whoopmasterchuy8449
    @whoopmasterchuy8449 5 лет назад +391

    “Because you’d be in jail” has to be one of the best one liners in political history lol the reason people voted for him is because he is a leader and doesn’t take crap from anyone

    • @iluvass
      @iluvass 5 лет назад +6

      @Chris Conley go get some friends lonely ass bitch

    • @iluvass
      @iluvass 5 лет назад +2

      @Jenny D omfg lmao

    • @epaul3576
      @epaul3576 5 лет назад +3

      Only Rosie is the other GREAT ONE LOLOLOLO. Love it

    • @ajmush3131
      @ajmush3131 2 года назад

      Well he became president and did NOTHING. They were best friends before and after the cameras rolling, and you idiots believe it's real. What a load of horse shit you all are (Both sides)

  • @lostguy17
    @lostguy17 4 года назад +766

    "Oh Don you're a little controversial, you keep talking about illegal immigration."
    "I said, ITS ILLEGAL!"
    The way he says it just kills me😂

    • @AV-oq4ku
      @AV-oq4ku 4 года назад +11

      👌👌👌

    • @ninjabluewings
      @ninjabluewings 4 года назад +27

      I like the way he says "China" especially the way he has been saying it these last few months to news reporters, now they really hit home 😂

    • @raghurajaram8817
      @raghurajaram8817 4 года назад +2

      I honestly threw my head back and roared w laughter when I saw that

    • @codyc8138
      @codyc8138 3 года назад +9

      AWESOME 🤣😂

    • @davidgravell3132
      @davidgravell3132 3 года назад +3

      This one killed me 🤣

  • @edwardovalle4154
    @edwardovalle4154 4 года назад +1200

    he's going to have a field day with biden

    • @edwardovalle4154
      @edwardovalle4154 4 года назад +59

      @Chris Conley the economy is much stronger thanks to his policies..the virus ca.r from china.he is doing all he can to protect us from it

    • @That150_05
      @That150_05 4 года назад +21

      What are you doing scrolling through youtube comments all day trying to criticize people’s views on politics

    • @Panther2323
      @Panther2323 4 года назад +9

      Kingreen SD this dude above your comment is literally commenting on everyone’s comment he is such a clown

    • @Panther2323
      @Panther2323 4 года назад +14

      Chris Conley I looked at all your arguments in the comment section I don’t think u won one argument that was a big waste of your time and when Trump wins this next election I will come back and say I told u so

    • @That150_05
      @That150_05 4 года назад +11

      @Chris Conley good luck voting for someone who forgets how to brush there teeth

  • @CrookedJoeBiden
    @CrookedJoeBiden 2 года назад +70

    President Trump 2024 🇺🇸❤️🙏🏽

  • @lilsizz3537
    @lilsizz3537 4 года назад +1818

    This is why I like trump, he doesnt act like a politician he’s just himself in his own ways 🔥🇺🇸

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 3 года назад +23

      he is actually a bully

    • @gamergirlprinces7172
      @gamergirlprinces7172 3 года назад +134

      @@RockLobster128 Only if you're sensitive

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 3 года назад +11

      @@gamergirlprinces7172 come on girly girl, the fact here is that he is Bully

    • @gamergirlprinces7172
      @gamergirlprinces7172 3 года назад +90

      @@RockLobster128 Once again, only if you're sensitive (like most people in 2020)❤

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 3 года назад +5

      @@gamergirlprinces7172 Gosh, your opinion is not a fact, go and play with your switch console...

  • @chs_ambs8356
    @chs_ambs8356 7 лет назад +1748

    "You're going to make the same if you do as good of a job".
    Owned. Isn't that the truth?!

    • @iam_in_your_walls
      @iam_in_your_walls 7 лет назад +58

      Christopher Ambs yes that is the truth

    • @RyanSmith-zj6ys
      @RyanSmith-zj6ys 7 лет назад +81

      There's no denying Trump is fuckin savage. Love it

    • @jacoblalomia8900
      @jacoblalomia8900 7 лет назад +18

      Best part.

    • @mens_with_benz1270
      @mens_with_benz1270 7 лет назад +54

      trump is fucking right there. you get paid the same if you do the same. now f*** off feminists. Secondly, its not about your body you filthy bitch its about another life you brought in. if nobody has right to force your body then you dont have right either to kill somebody.

    • @mens_with_benz1270
      @mens_with_benz1270 7 лет назад +8

      CameronxPowersx9700 true comment I approciate that with increasing number of workinf women in the world what we have more disturbed social and family system. They try to be independant and result is isolation

  • @jasonmoe5154
    @jasonmoe5154 4 года назад +2518

    Like him or not, he's a fun guy to watch

    • @JonJones1776
      @JonJones1776 4 года назад +21

      @conley95c 🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @soldiermeyer2790
      @soldiermeyer2790 4 года назад +43

      @Finnieboy 1203 the guy made more economic and social achievements than any other president of the United States in decades, your conclusion is wrong and not very objective

    • @cookieeater3000
      @cookieeater3000 4 года назад +5

      @Jenny D I just realized that he's talking to himself, oh shit. That's creepy.

    • @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe
      @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe 4 года назад +5

      Funny if he wasn't our leader...Pathetic that he is

    • @shinatsuki8957
      @shinatsuki8957 4 года назад +4

      @conleyc95 he never said he liked him. he said "like him or not"

  • @byronwilliams943
    @byronwilliams943 2 года назад +81

    "What is your tax rate": It's none of your business 😂

  • @alex_byrnes
    @alex_byrnes 5 лет назад +579

    “Because you’d be in jail” saved the best for last. Fucking legend.

    • @vandijkjesgames9387
      @vandijkjesgames9387 5 лет назад +25

      @Chris Conley Look. I know you don't have anything to live for other than mock other people for liking Trump. But i see your comments literally everywere on Trump supporting comments. It's really pathetic.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 5 лет назад +8

      @Chris Conley he's being investigated for a lie used as an excuse for the failure of the left in 2016.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 5 лет назад +4

      @Chris Conley yeah. Please provide an example.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 5 лет назад +3

      @Chris Conley yeah. The collusion with Russia.

    • @jenjeng3505
      @jenjeng3505 5 лет назад +1

      That’s the best line of this vid 😄 smart and straight to the point 👏

  • @xWASDMitch
    @xWASDMitch 4 года назад +1734

    "Generally speaking that is 100% true" LMFAO

    • @vmaoi3857
      @vmaoi3857 4 года назад +6

      xWASDMitch Yo Im a fan of your content

    • @daltonthomas8918
      @daltonthomas8918 4 года назад +4

      Hi mitch i also love your content.

    • @beeler123
      @beeler123 4 года назад +2

      Uh oh Mitch spotted

    • @xWASDMitch
      @xWASDMitch 4 года назад +1

      @@beeler123 hello ;)

    • @jackbertson1952
      @jackbertson1952 4 года назад +2

      The man, the Mitch, the legend!!!

  • @SleepyDroid
    @SleepyDroid 3 года назад +497

    Miss this President now we got a President that doesn't know who he is!

  • @rudesword2852
    @rudesword2852 Год назад +91

    God I wish this dude was still our president. I've never seen people be so patriotic about a leader in my lifetime.

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 Год назад

      wtf

    • @alanamanoel572
      @alanamanoel572 Год назад +1

      @@vesta3126what kid

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 Год назад

      @@alanamanoel572 i mean what are you saying?

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 Год назад

      ​@@vesta3126
      John Strossel has done some vids on what trump did.

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 Год назад

      @@Stuff857 he made his supporters attack the Capital!

  • @EzGzUs
    @EzGzUs 3 года назад +2897

    I truly miss this man ... what a fucking alpha
    Update* remember when gas was 1.89$ I remember…. 5.49 today in New York

    • @markmark3292
      @markmark3292 3 года назад +20

      May I suggest replacing alpha with another word that describes him, a word that I can't say on here or I will be censored but it starts with the letter a and ends with the last four letters being hole. You must live a really pathetic life to miss the dotard.

    • @Aidan_Heikell_
      @Aidan_Heikell_ 3 года назад +270

      @@markmark3292 bet you read the instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles every time you buy one.

    • @fullsendshorts8598
      @fullsendshorts8598 3 года назад +157

      @@markmark3292 may i suggest calling you a snowflake ?

    • @VVVibess
      @VVVibess 3 года назад +40

      @@markmark3292 Dude, just shut up and respect someone else's view

    • @imcool7481
      @imcool7481 3 года назад +32

      TRUMP TRUMP HE IS OUR MAN IF HE CANT DO IT NOBODY CAN!

  • @bearball49
    @bearball49 5 лет назад +439

    Just had to rewatch this. He really is funny.

  • @zacharypelphrey6166
    @zacharypelphrey6166 4 года назад +1586

    “You’re a tough guy Jeb” lol never gets old.

    • @frznaapl3269
      @frznaapl3269 4 года назад +9

      zachary pelphrey my favorite one is when trump tells jeb his campaign is over and nobody cares lmao

    • @KB7488
      @KB7488 4 года назад +3

      The face after he said that lmao!! Classic!!

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 4 года назад +2

      The face Jeb does is hillarious too

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 4 года назад +2

      I'm from the England and thsts the 1st ti.ei heard that... your a tuf guy Jeff!!! Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bernardgallagher7925
      @bernardgallagher7925 4 года назад +4

      The face Trump made as he said it to Jeb, priceless.

  • @Paul-ep9gx
    @Paul-ep9gx 2 года назад +78

    I'll never get tired of hearing him say "because you'd be in jail" to Hillary. Just perfect!

  • @troym33
    @troym33 3 года назад +597

    4 years later it’s still just as entertaining as the first 10 times I watched it.

    • @SosukeAizen748
      @SosukeAizen748 3 года назад +5

      He's incredible!

    • @ceemapicardo3236
      @ceemapicardo3236 3 года назад +3

      I agree, I can't get enough of him.

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 2 года назад

      the only one that keeping me watching this video is the cliche soundtrack

  • @zebatov
    @zebatov 6 лет назад +688

    Better than anything on Comedy Central right now.
    I said "It's ILLEGAL!"

    • @t.m9341
      @t.m9341 6 лет назад +6

      zebatov comedy central isnt even funny anymore .
      These reporters and networks have been named in the WikiLeaks to have colluded with the DNC or Hillary campaign during the 2016 election cycle:
      ABC - Cecilia Vega
      ABC - David Muir
      ABC - Diane Sawyer
      ABC - George Stephanoplous
      ABC - Jon Karl
      ABC - Liz Kreutz
      AP - Julie Pace
      AP - Ken Thomas
      AP - Lisa Lerer
      AURN - April Ryan
      Bloomberg - Jennifer Epstein
      Bloomberg - John Heillman
      Bloomberg/MSNBC - Jonathan Alter
      Bloomberg - Mark Halperin
      Buzzfeed - Ben Smith
      Buzzfeed - Ruby Cramer
      CBS - Gayle King
      CBS - John Dickerson
      CBS - Norah O'Donnell
      CBS - Steve Chagaris
      CBS - Vicki Gordon
      CNBC - John Harwood
      CNN - Brianna Keilar
      CNN - Dan Merica
      CNN - David Chailan
      CNN - Erin Burnett
      CNN - Gloria Borger
      CNN - Jake Tapper
      CNN - Jeff Zeleny
      CNN - Jeff Zucker
      CNN - John Berman
      CNN - Kate Bouldan
      CNN - Maria Cardona
      CNN - Mark Preston
      CNN - Sam Feist
      Daily Beast - Jackie Kucinich
      GPG - Mike Feldman
      HuffPo - Amanda Terkel
      HuffPo - Arianna Huffington
      HuffPo - Sam Stein
      HuffPo - Whitney Snyder
      LAT - Evan Handler
      LAT - Mike Memoli
      McClatchy - Anita Kumar
      MORE - Betsy Fisher Martin
      MSNBC - Alex Seitz-Wald
      MSNBC - Alex Wagner
      MSNBC - Andrea Mitchell
      MSNBC - Beth Fouhy
      MSNBC - Ed Schultz
      MSNBC - Joe Scarborough
      MSNBC - Mika Brzezinski
      MSNBC - Phil Griffin
      MSNBC - Rachel Maddow
      MSNBC - Rachel Racusen
      MSNBC - Thomas Roberts
      National Journal - Emily Schultheis
      NBC - Chuck Todd
      NBC - Mark Murray
      NBC - Savannah Gutherie
      New Yorker - David Remnick
      New Yorker - Ryan Liza
      NPR - Mike Oreskes
      NPR - Tamara Keith
      NY Post - Geofe Earl
      NYT - Amy Chozik
      NYT - Carolyn Ryan
      NYT - Gail Collins
      NYT - John Harwoodje
      NYT - Jonathan Martin
      NYT - Maggie Haberman
      NYT - Pat Healey
      PBS - Charlie Rose
      People - Sandra Sobieraj Westfall
      Politico - Annie Karni
      Politico - Gabe Debenedetti
      Politico - Glenn Thrush
      Politico - Kenneth Vogel
      Politico - Mike Allen
      Reuters - Amanda Becker
      Tina Brown - Tina Brown
      The Hill - Amie Parnes
      Univision - Maria-Elena Salinas
      Vice - Alyssa Mastramonoco
      Vox - Jon Allen
      WaPo - Anne Gearan
      WaPo - Greg Sargent
      WSJ - Laura Meckler
      WSJ - Peter Nicholas
      WSJ - Colleen McCain Nelson
      Yahoo - Matt Bai

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 6 лет назад +3

      What do they have to do with Comedy Central?

    • @idaretofall8888
      @idaretofall8888 6 лет назад +5

      My favorite is "o yeah, your a real tough guy, real tough"

    • @t.m9341
      @t.m9341 6 лет назад +2

      idaretofall8888 "cus youd be in jail"

    • @vubhuhjkbhubohjb
      @vubhuhjkbhubohjb 6 лет назад +1

      Right now yes but when South Park starts again NO!

  • @rileyorrick
    @rileyorrick 5 лет назад +348

    “You’ll make the same if you do as good a job” LMAO savage boiiii

    • @hurt1704
      @hurt1704 5 лет назад +24

      Chris Conley and they still make more than you do. I don't hear them bitching about it 😆

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 5 лет назад +8

      *If you work the SAME JOB with the SAME HOURS and give the SAME PERFORMANCE* .
      The "wage gap" is the result of women choosing lower paying jobs, taking more vacations, and working 30 hours/week instead of 40-50 hours/week like men do.

    • @Stoic_Zoomer
      @Stoic_Zoomer 5 лет назад +2

      @Stalinx20 don't waste your time with this troll man he isn't even good. If he actually believes what he says he is a simple minded npc which cares not for things such as fact or truth. Truly unworthy of the words. He would tear apart the constitution to impeach trump and he knows it. He also knows that Democrats campaigned on impeaching him and yet the media scarcely mention this. Some Democrats see fit to lecture us right wingers on the seperation of powers. Like in the temporary attorney general congressional committee's unofficial interview. But in truth they want nothing more than power.

    • @Stoic_Zoomer
      @Stoic_Zoomer 5 лет назад +1

      @Chris Conley I'll take you seriously when you answer my other comments

    • @vv8104
      @vv8104 5 лет назад

      @Chris Conley you dont even pay your hookers.

  • @ponternal
    @ponternal 3 года назад +81

    I swear this dude could be a stand up comedian

  • @tadeosoto4499
    @tadeosoto4499 4 года назад +2071

    Never knew how quick and sharp Trump can be in his comebacks

    • @mr.marino1120
      @mr.marino1120 4 года назад +76

      Uh uh uh uh you know the thing...

    • @brycehutto
      @brycehutto 4 года назад +11

      @Haggy Waggy frr

    • @catsharkorsharkcat7047
      @catsharkorsharkcat7047 4 года назад +18

      Trump is an idiot idk what y’all talkin about

    • @aweewa5659
      @aweewa5659 4 года назад +10

      Unbeatable

    • @aweewa5659
      @aweewa5659 4 года назад +47

      @@catsharkorsharkcat7047 you're an idiot to not like Trump

  • @elizabethmyers9590
    @elizabethmyers9590 4 года назад +472

    look at his face after the ‘because you’d be in jail’. he was dead serious

    • @heyitsbella1734
      @heyitsbella1734 4 года назад +20

      He didn’t do it though :(

    • @maliagoss8195
      @maliagoss8195 4 года назад +28

      I’d be serious too. The things she does behind closed doors is disturbing. She needs more punishment then jail

    • @egb6322
      @egb6322 3 года назад

      Yep I noticed that

    • @rexfordasiedu5963
      @rexfordasiedu5963 3 года назад +8

      @@heyitsbella1734 his attorneys didnt help him

    • @youknowcrimedontpay9257
      @youknowcrimedontpay9257 3 года назад +1

      @@rexfordasiedu5963 Right, they don't work free...
      Rudy Giuliani needs his money too so he can pay Dominion the 3.2 Billion with Mike Pillow.

  • @urdoolil5477
    @urdoolil5477 6 лет назад +1024

    "I said it's illegal!" Best line in the video.

    • @Animearts_-cj4lc
      @Animearts_-cj4lc 6 лет назад

      @Chris Conley 😂😂

    • @nathanielthomas2502
      @nathanielthomas2502 6 лет назад +10

      Agreed.. I'm not a Trumper but illegal is illegal..
      I also love 3:04-3:18 when he addresses that femy

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 6 лет назад

      Nathaniel Thomas haha, I’m guessing you don’t get much attention from women.

    • @nathanielthomas2502
      @nathanielthomas2502 6 лет назад +4

      @@matthews852
      I say I'm slightly below average in that department when I was single..& now in a strong relationship for 4 years now with someone who can have their select pick..
      I just tired of that 1960s argument that really doesn't apply anymore

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 6 лет назад +3

      Nathaniel Thomas I accept your answer, and am surprised it lacked insults, based on me being kind of an asshole in my comment.

  • @manalili7310
    @manalili7310 Год назад +27

    I miss this kind of honesty and transparency. People are WEAK.

  • @HandTigers21
    @HandTigers21 4 года назад +2454

    “Oh Don you’re a little controversial, you’re talking about illegal immigration, I said it’s illegal!” 😂

    • @MizfitZer0
      @MizfitZer0 4 года назад +18

      I laughed so fucking hard

    • @riley7495
      @riley7495 4 года назад +2

      A little controversial?

    • @blankshaw3285
      @blankshaw3285 4 года назад +3

      the BEST one 😂😂 his hand gestures in that kill me lol

    • @human0514
      @human0514 4 года назад +7

      Wow he said this just as I read it

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 года назад +2

      i love it

  • @franky01ize
    @franky01ize 6 лет назад +494

    Cuz you'd be in jail, will go down as the best moment in any presidential debate ever

    • @Saltedslug382
      @Saltedslug382 6 лет назад +34

      Shame we have a treasonous doj and fbi atm.
      Only in your wildest dreams Chris. If they had anything, i mean anything on Trump he'd be out already. Just like 2016 election night you're setting yourselves up for devastating news. 🍻

    • @marywrenturman3306
      @marywrenturman3306 6 лет назад +3

      nate I loved it
      I cracked up

    • @88amona
      @88amona 6 лет назад +3

      nate, True...100%

    • @BGShepard
      @BGShepard 6 лет назад +17

      Chris - you're a liberal. You aren't normal folks.

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 6 лет назад +1

      Grown ass man.....Still taking selfies with his shirt off....smh. Lol loser.

  • @VengieanceSake5
    @VengieanceSake5 6 лет назад +436

    "you're gonna make the same if you do as good of a job." thats real.

    • @lunaslurkingtales
      @lunaslurkingtales 6 лет назад

      JessePinkman we do as good of a job already.

    • @sandipbiswas766
      @sandipbiswas766 6 лет назад +16

      Emma Viktoria Do you get paid the same ma'am?

    • @Jlang-es9lc
      @Jlang-es9lc 6 лет назад

      MisticFighter A women asked if she will make the same amount of money as a man during work. Trump said if you work as hard then yes you will.

    • @k2HUFFyK2
      @k2HUFFyK2 6 лет назад +10

      majority of the time, you women don't

    • @Zzucia
      @Zzucia 6 лет назад +3

      Emma Viktoria - No you don't lol

  • @Grace-hc6dn
    @Grace-hc6dn Год назад +33

    Love our great President Trump . He keeps it interesting and hilarious. 🥀♥️🙏🇺🇸🗽🦅

  • @deniseguajardo3731
    @deniseguajardo3731 7 лет назад +1726

    'Because you'd be in jail', that shut her up. best line ever.

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 7 лет назад +7

      +Denise Guajardo
      ...and he doesn't give a damn now about Clinton. He used you to get votes.

    • @purkle200
      @purkle200 7 лет назад +24

      +Gravitythief Like every presidential candidate..

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 7 лет назад +1

      purkle200 Not quite. He's a con man who doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. #notmypresident

    • @purkle200
      @purkle200 7 лет назад +19

      +Gravitythief So like every human being who isn't faking their true nature... ?

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 7 лет назад

      purkle200 Wow. That's the world you live in? I feel sad for you. I actually have genuine friends who don't associate with me just to f' me over for $ or power. You live in a depressing and dark world.

  • @Plantsvszombies221
    @Plantsvszombies221 4 года назад +417

    "What is your tax rate."
    "Its none of your business"
    conversation over...

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 7 лет назад +2143

    "You're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @DJ-bc6qk
      @DJ-bc6qk 7 лет назад +78

      HAHAHA, Guess what.. He is pres.. and he's what we needed

    • @dluvv19761
      @dluvv19761 7 лет назад +10

      aVeX Trocity he isn't going to address the federal reserve and war will continue. That's not what we need

    • @songoku8059
      @songoku8059 7 лет назад +7

      Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lusteraliaszero
      @lusteraliaszero 7 лет назад +8

      He is president, but he's not what he needed. He's just another neocon, same as hillary.

    • @deniselaino1180
      @deniselaino1180 7 лет назад +3

      WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

  • @SiCkDiAbLo
    @SiCkDiAbLo Год назад +24

    How can you not like Mr Trump....

  • @trevorporter6528
    @trevorporter6528 4 года назад +353

    The friendly little jingle playing in the background makes this hysterical lmao

    • @hudsonhawk0016
      @hudsonhawk0016 4 года назад +9

      Sounds like Mr Rogers Neighborhood. LMAO.

    • @michaelappel2773
      @michaelappel2773 4 года назад +2

      @@hudsonhawk0016 A man named Conley will be here any minute now.

    • @navaneethjayakumar849
      @navaneethjayakumar849 4 года назад

      Travis Parker Ikr 🤣 that 5 minutes craft music.

  • @2901gagandeep
    @2901gagandeep 7 лет назад +1643

    ☝ONLY ROSIE O DONNELL 😂

    • @redphoenix2039
      @redphoenix2039 7 лет назад +5

      BlackHole HAHAHAHA😂

    • @tokertalk9648
      @tokertalk9648 7 лет назад +44

      The wall just got 10 feet higher :D :D

    • @mf-lo5ho
      @mf-lo5ho 7 лет назад +5

      BlackHole 😂😂😂😂

    • @chriswatson3464
      @chriswatson3464 7 лет назад +3

      That was NOT true he even admitted about 10 seconds later.

    • @kokirihest
      @kokirihest 7 лет назад +1

      Christopher Watson fuckin liberal

  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 4 года назад +520

    “Because you’d be in jail” 😭💀

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 года назад +6

      Chris Conley like he was actually gonna get impeached. He didnt do anything just people like you think he did

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 года назад +8

      Chris Conley you wish. Guarantee he’s getting re-elected. So go cry you liberal

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 года назад +3

      @Chris Conley that did not age well! Hahaha lol

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 года назад

      Chris Conley ok lets see joe Biden beat him buddy

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 года назад +2

      @Chris Conley Mmm, no. Hillary lost in court 3 days ago. She is going to testify and then she will go to jail.

  • @tek081
    @tek081 3 года назад +40

    if all media and hollywood hates somebody then that somebody is probably the best

  • @bengunn1980
    @bengunn1980 5 лет назад +195

    His brutal honesty and trolling of the left is amazing.

    • @brayden1892
      @brayden1892 4 года назад

      U mean him being a child?

    • @bobbyallen7977
      @bobbyallen7977 3 года назад +3

      @@brayden1892 No as president silly libtard.

    • @brayden1892
      @brayden1892 2 года назад

      @Gold Ingot 555 ok?

  • @theoutlander1411
    @theoutlander1411 7 лет назад +1469

    JEB: You're never going to become President of the United States by insulting your way to the Presidency!
    Trump: That's where you're wrong kiddo.

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 7 лет назад +10

      John W Wroooong!

    • @tom_selleck
      @tom_selleck 7 лет назад +1

      Shit. I could come up wae mare in ma sleep.

    • @drekpalomino3552
      @drekpalomino3552 7 лет назад +6

      in south africa the extermination on White People increased in a few Day since Donald Trump is president, the media won't show this, thanks god we have Internet, TYPE THIS ON YOUR GOOGLE BAR "White genocide in south africa" we have to help White People in south africa, It is not their fault that Donald Trump is president

    • @grapesrkewl4735
      @grapesrkewl4735 7 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tombrearley-smith5777
      @tombrearley-smith5777 7 лет назад +8

      Jeb is a mess

  • @jesseinterrante1653
    @jesseinterrante1653 6 лет назад +607

    The liberal media almost made me forget how much of a legend this guy is

    • @everydeadmeme32
      @everydeadmeme32 6 лет назад +5

      Chris Conley Minecraft, then? Wanna play some time?

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 лет назад +1

      @Chris Conley prob a cod fanboy

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 лет назад

      @Chris Conley oh good, had me worried there 🤣

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 лет назад

      @Chris Conley You play pc?

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 лет назад

      @Chris Conley i actually like a good game of checkers... But people tend to like chess more

  • @kimberlygeiger9491
    @kimberlygeiger9491 Год назад +25

    We love our, President Trump!!😂😂♥️🇺🇸

  • @homespunhomefragrance5659
    @homespunhomefragrance5659 5 лет назад +759

    I love how he says what’s on his mind. He doesn’t try to say it “nicely.”

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 4 года назад +28

      @Chris Conley trying to call him dumb is more of a shot to you because he's doing better in life than you lol

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 4 года назад +25

      @Chris Conley his parents lol he turned a million to a billion. His parents must of help him become president too, shut yo sorry ass up don't be mad you never accomplished nothing in life.

    • @onlyspaghetticode8292
      @onlyspaghetticode8292 4 года назад +10

      insignificant bunch you’re ignorant about this subject entirely, please stop making yourself look like a fucking idiot

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 4 года назад +5

      @@onlyspaghetticode8292 What I say that was false?

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 4 года назад +7

      @Chris Conley and still you haven't done a quarter of what he's done. This guy is so dumb but what have you accomplished to out shine him. How much money you have in the Bank? How many homes do you have? Have you became the President of the USA?
      Yea I thought so

  • @EdwinCloud
    @EdwinCloud 7 лет назад +3057

    "You will never gonna be able to insult your way to the presidency" that's where you re wrong kiddo

  • @indrekpaadik2073
    @indrekpaadik2073 6 лет назад +261

    "becouse youd be in jail!" Priceless

    • @indrekpaadik2073
      @indrekpaadik2073 6 лет назад +1

      Same for me :D just waiting for her to go in jail now...

    • @debatefly213
      @debatefly213 6 лет назад +1

      Dac Tucker everybody knows liberals have brain damage there is actual evidence to suggest this, I'm sorry about your disability.

    • @nicfarrow
      @nicfarrow 6 лет назад

      So, is she in jail? No? Oh, yet another "priceless" lie.

    • @nicfarrow
      @nicfarrow 6 лет назад

      Oh, and learn to spell, "because" and "you'd." You seem as bad at spelling as the ignoranus who is fouling the seat in the Oval Office.

    • @claycopter
      @claycopter 6 лет назад

      I came here for the lols, and boy did I get some seeing these comments. Way too much dirty language though, is this how you people go about in your everyday lives?

  • @geecee304
    @geecee304 Год назад +43

    I love that he acts like a normal person. He loves all Americans 🇺🇸. 🇺🇸VOTE TRUMP 2024🇺🇸

  • @crazyferretlady
    @crazyferretlady 4 года назад +1023

    "I'm a mean guy, but I'm your guy!"
    ~Donald J. Trump

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 года назад +5

      christopherc96 You think your petty little cries are going to make me vote out such a great man as Trump? I think the cult simpletons are those who support brainless Biden.

    • @Travel_Cebu222
      @Travel_Cebu222 4 года назад +1

      There not after me, there after you. I’m just in your the way.
      Donald J Trump.

    • @mightdai7489
      @mightdai7489 4 года назад +1

      jhon smith I love that quote

    • @antmaster360
      @antmaster360 4 года назад

      Where did he say this?

    • @sakom0793
      @sakom0793 4 года назад

      wait where's conley, am I blind or did he delete his comments?

  • @justinshalu8034
    @justinshalu8034 6 лет назад +705

    You forgot my favorite
    Jeb Bush: My mom is the strongest woman I know...
    Trump: She should be running

  • @rummygem3823
    @rummygem3823 6 лет назад +350

    when he says "because you'd be in jail" is when i wished the we had someone like D J Trump over here in the UK .

    • @JIGWIGPIG
      @JIGWIGPIG 6 лет назад +12

      I'll pray for that for you. Hes aggressive, and hes great!

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 лет назад +2

      Keepin itreal, do you really think its any different? if so you are mistaken ,

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 лет назад +3

      Correct we have people like war criminals margeret thathcer tony b liar ,oofshore david cammeroon and the present sociopath treesa may , boris do i need to go on . there is no left or right its them and us .

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 лет назад

      Keepin itreal, Oh i see .

    • @birdiedog5
      @birdiedog5 6 лет назад +10

      keepin itreal shame on you. First, it's unpatriotic to bash your President. Second, Trump is a brilliant President who is loyal to his friends and voters, he's tough against corrupt politicians, he solves problems with common sense, like his tweet about the carivan that is comming, he doesn't take any shit off anyone and stands up for America. He puts the country first. With all of that if He is sarcastic or rough around the edges big deal. He has a great sense of humor and is the jedi master of trolling, so the press cant beat him. He saved us from the nightmare that would have been Hillary Clinton's presidency. Trump was exactly the president we needed right now. Some things are more important than being nice and charming although I do find him to be all those thing when he wants to be.

  • @rissaann19100
    @rissaann19100 3 года назад +30

    I feel a genuine love for this man, and a genuine sadness that he isn't our president

    • @MalikaVon
      @MalikaVon 9 месяцев назад +1

      Most of the planet feels the same

  • @ideaquest
    @ideaquest 6 лет назад +284

    Trump should compile a book on the Art of Comeback.

    • @thrasherx2k1
      @thrasherx2k1 6 лет назад +1

      ideaquest comebacks for dummies

    • @theghostrider760
      @theghostrider760 6 лет назад +8

      thrasherx2k1 "Everybody who roasts me should be in jail for sexual harassment"-Liberalism101

    • @jawafreak230
      @jawafreak230 6 лет назад

      ideaquest
      Hear hear!

    • @Person4649Person
      @Person4649Person 6 лет назад

      true. he's a great orator, and great at oral.
      ;)

  • @gatorsoneyea
    @gatorsoneyea 7 лет назад +838

    Damn, I didn't know Trump was this savage. Even on camera he doesn't hold back. lmao

    • @megadooche1295
      @megadooche1295 7 лет назад +38

      Where have you been the past 30 years? If you're younger than that, my apologies....welcome aboard!

    • @jasjuaquin140
      @jasjuaquin140 7 лет назад +3

      gatorsoneyea savage 😂

    • @littleme3597
      @littleme3597 7 лет назад +2

      gatorsoneyea; SAVAGE? TRUTH TELLER AT ALL COST. LOVE IT.

  • @frango8352
    @frango8352 6 лет назад +178

    I think the "Because you'd be in jail" comment won him the election honeslty

    • @loveispatient0808
      @loveispatient0808 6 лет назад +3

      Frango but then she’s still not in jail!!🤔

    • @sannytizer7772
      @sannytizer7772 6 лет назад +2

      That's his scottish dry wit from his mama, brilliant !!

    • @sannytizer7772
      @sannytizer7772 6 лет назад +5

      He'll not be jailed, but YOU might !!

    • @dawnb7972
      @dawnb7972 6 лет назад +3

      Joseph Lee because Comey is a lying criminal who leaks too. Now Comey has people coming after him. Payback is a bitch.

    • @triciajohansen9295
      @triciajohansen9295 6 лет назад +4

      I agree and I saw the muzzle go on her face afterwards.

  • @GameOn-ms5bd
    @GameOn-ms5bd 3 года назад +23

    "I've seen you on T.V before, you are a real beauty"
    THIS MAN IS AWESOME

  • @britneybitch5045
    @britneybitch5045 5 лет назад +814

    This is why people voted for him. 😂

    • @gamingmangwmrr6943
      @gamingmangwmrr6943 5 лет назад +51

      Chris Conley seems like you’re very angry he won and are responding to every single comment, are you alright in the head?

    • @gamingmangwmrr6943
      @gamingmangwmrr6943 5 лет назад +27

      Chris Conley you still seem very angry responding to every single comment in this comment section, any reasonable person wouldn’t do that

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka 5 лет назад +18

      @Chris Conley I'm seriously curious about what's wrong with you. Do you have any idea? Are you depressed or something? Something's not right

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka 5 лет назад +12

      @Chris Conley Yea. What's up with you? Spill the beans.

    • @natashaskeese4149
      @natashaskeese4149 5 лет назад +13

      @Chris Conley Big gay

  • @clinton-crimefamily5270
    @clinton-crimefamily5270 7 лет назад +1129

    BEST EVER - YOU'D BE IN JAIL!!!!!
    DO IT....DO IT....DO IT!!!!

    • @lindabostoen88
      @lindabostoen88 7 лет назад +6

      Clinton-Crime Family LOL

    • @americanklingon2100
      @americanklingon2100 7 лет назад +8

      Clinton-Crime Family YES YES YES!

    • @TheYakuzac
      @TheYakuzac 7 лет назад +36

      That line ended her whole campaign.

    • @joylaine3193
      @joylaine3193 7 лет назад +13

      Yep.. Best ever comment.. He promised!!!!

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach 7 лет назад +11

      +Monster Lab yeah She did a lot to hurt her own campaign but that was kind of the icing on the cake.

  • @Tegridyvs
    @Tegridyvs 5 лет назад +322

    I’m here almost 3 years later and this video is still gold. Mark needs to make another one of these. He’s got at least another 4 videos he can make

    • @mikekasoma4746
      @mikekasoma4746 4 года назад

      Adderall vs

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 4 года назад

      Totally agree. This video alone will ensure he wins again in November!! Nice work!!😁😁

  • @JonKelley802
    @JonKelley802 2 года назад +33

    Man i miss Trump.

    • @MikeF031
      @MikeF031 4 месяца назад

      Not for long.

  • @CoCojoy420
    @CoCojoy420 5 лет назад +196

    President Trump, must receive the Noble Peace Prize....

    • @keithamherst6892
      @keithamherst6892 5 лет назад +14

      He'd never accept it after those Bozos awarded it to Obozo. That pretty much made it as irrelevant as an Oscar/Emmy, etc.

    • @oggyyyy1
      @oggyyyy1 5 лет назад +1

      Rectally

    • @oggyyyy1
      @oggyyyy1 5 лет назад

      ​@Bella Bella Doesn't mean 45 doesn't have quite a few skeletons crammed up his ass either

    • @oggyyyy1
      @oggyyyy1 5 лет назад

      @spanish rampage **yawn** just do SOMETHING original

    • @oggyyyy1
      @oggyyyy1 5 лет назад

      @spanish rampage **yawn* ""butt hurt""??? Nice 'style' ! -SO original. . .

  • @TylersFriend
    @TylersFriend 6 лет назад +204

    The funniest part to me:
    "What is your tax rate?"
    "It's none of your business you'll see it when I release it."
    LOOOL!

  • @trainfilms123
    @trainfilms123 6 лет назад +709

    Love having a president that actually has balls

    • @frankiemartinez8650
      @frankiemartinez8650 6 лет назад +1

      Bitches always love other bitches, your kind doesnt know any better

    • @Evolyzer
      @Evolyzer 6 лет назад +2

      having balls is not the same as beeing childish

    • @daverburr94
      @daverburr94 6 лет назад +3

      This man is no class...period...

    • @x1AlphaGarcia1x
      @x1AlphaGarcia1x 6 лет назад +5

      trump is the best president

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 6 лет назад

      Exactly. Anti-Trumpers complain that we’re not NICE enough. It’s because these people are just flat out evil. “Do not throw your pearls before swine lest they trample them underfoot and then come for you.” (Can’t remember the exact wording and verse in which He said that, but we have the internet for that now.) Note that swine will actually eat humans if hungry enough and even when not starving can still be dangerous. In the Civil War, wounded soldiers who had passed out were sometimes eaten buy herds of feral pigs whose farms had been destroyed in the war and thus were desperate food. It’s a terrible way to go.
      Note to misanthropists, ie genocidal veganists: domestication, being pets, living on resevations and in zoos is usually a far kinder fate than living in the cruelty and mercilessness of nature. Not all humans are shit. Get over yourselves. Even the supposedly evil zoo keepers and reservationists provide medical treatment that makes the lives of animals look like a Disney movie compared to those living in a purely wild environment. Even livestock animals aren’t any better off in the wild considering the mortality rates of wild animals and the harshness of nature, and the fact that _none of us are immortal._ Mass produced farming is obviously cruel and inhumane, but that’s part of the overall problem that modernism is an evil culture that worships death, the self, and pleasure. You yourselves are a product of this sick and dying culture, just one that attempts to reject the sickness without unserstanding the reason why it is sick and evil. You don’t need me to tell you. You’re smart enough to figure it out on your own. It just requires genuine introspection, which means effort and humility. It’s part of this evil culture to assume that *you* are never *really* wrong about everything, no matter how many radical -lifestyle- deathstyle changes you go through. You never actually have to experience actual *humility* because it’s not _you_ who’s at fault, but _them,_ the ignorant, hateful, intolerant, rubes who don’t realize what the current year is clinging to their God and their guns. Because everyone else it at fault, you just have to change your words and dress, but not your personality, because it’s not about humility, but you bravely carrying on against the entire world. The modern cultural narrative is about becoming more and more self-righteous while genuinely believing that you’re the best people in the world.

  • @realpocahontas1776
    @realpocahontas1776 3 года назад +24

    He’s literally the best thing ever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lonpassoff
    @lonpassoff 5 лет назад +413

    5:02 “Because You Would Be In Jail.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josejose-je6xu
      @josejose-je6xu 5 лет назад

      Lon Passoff 👏😂

    • @billnaugle9117
      @billnaugle9117 5 лет назад +2

      Even better if it happens. Lol

    • @levibyler9975
      @levibyler9975 5 лет назад

      😑

    • @kalinora3901
      @kalinora3901 5 лет назад +1

      @@billnaugle9117 AG Bill Barr and Judge John Durham are working on it. It'll take a bit because there's a lot to go though and we can leave any loopholes for them.

    • @billnaugle9117
      @billnaugle9117 5 лет назад

      @@kalinora3901 thanks for the info my friend. God bless.

  • @clubteague
    @clubteague 5 лет назад +207

    Love it when Trump is off script, he’s at his best!

    • @wildchildcarvings8482
      @wildchildcarvings8482 5 лет назад

      I like when he tells on himself. I hope He gets impeached. He's nothing but a liar and does so every day. Fact check what he says

    • @zachryzimmerman4800
      @zachryzimmerman4800 5 лет назад

      Chris Conley wooooo congrats you want a metal?

    • @anselm9170
      @anselm9170 5 лет назад +1

      Chris Conley do you have a brother named drake cause my friend drake has a brother with your name

  • @belovedone2531
    @belovedone2531 5 лет назад +363

    The wall just got 10 feet taller!!

    • @Manwitdamoustache
      @Manwitdamoustache 4 года назад +2

      Yeah? Where's that wall at bud? Seems like we've been waiting an awfully long time...

    • @bcxw
      @bcxw 4 года назад +3

      Random Black Guy there is a lot of morons standing in the way of him doing good

    • @cameronjames2380
      @cameronjames2380 4 года назад +2

      @@Manwitdamoustache it takes an entire presidential term to get said wall finished and no one is you bud you got that?, probably not

    • @Manwitdamoustache
      @Manwitdamoustache 4 года назад +1

      @@cameronjames2380 ok bud

    • @lilbeaner205
      @lilbeaner205 4 года назад +4

      Random Black Guy ITS FINISHED NOW BOI 😂 stupid demnazi