Series 9, Episode 4 - 'Quisps.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @Nick.Georgiev
    @Nick.Georgiev 3 года назад +4255

    Ed Gamble was channeling his inner Rhod Gilbert with the water feature task.

    • @ays162
      @ays162 3 года назад +61

      I was also thinking this ohmigod

    • @trisymphony
      @trisymphony 3 года назад +189

      that‘s the water feature closed, kids!

    • @Saltywinterchild
      @Saltywinterchild 3 года назад +110

      Thankfully, he didn't blast water into Alex's body as Rhod would've done.

    • @DaddyBeanDaddyBean
      @DaddyBeanDaddyBean 2 года назад +16

      The bikini.

    • @addexiaohao8364
      @addexiaohao8364 2 года назад +31

      Also a bit of Liza Tarbuck

  • @dunbar9finger
    @dunbar9finger Год назад +1085

    The fact that Alex expected someone to literally say "A letter of the alphabet" and had the message prepared for it was great.

    • @colourcraze
      @colourcraze Год назад +40

      one of my favorite bits honestly hahaha

    • @mariofluffy219
      @mariofluffy219 Год назад +67

      Not just someone, he also predicted which contestant would be the one to do it

    • @dystopiawanderer
      @dystopiawanderer Год назад +83

      @@mariofluffy219 Watching it back, he does seem to have an extra envelope on the right side of his jacket for every contestant. It probably just made for a better joke to say he only had it for Ed.

    • @AndrewJW
      @AndrewJW 10 месяцев назад +8

      He already had loads of respect from me, but that put him over the edge.

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 3 года назад +1257

    love Rose sticking to more rules than necessary in the tray task and ed just going "Dask"

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 Год назад +49

      "Pardon ?"
      "Dask."
      "Dask"

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Год назад +23

      as a rule follower, I appreciate rose lol

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад +3

      @@pvic6959 Lol that all gets thrown away in the very next episode 😂

    • @maledictionwolf
      @maledictionwolf Год назад +36

      The best part about dask, for me, is he could have just called it directions

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 Год назад +7

      @@maledictionwolf IT WAS RIGHT THERE

  • @deathfire12
    @deathfire12 3 года назад +2776

    Nothing quite compares to the complete shock and excitement the audience and viewers experienced when a single letter exited David Baddiel's mouth "Q"

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 года назад +276

      The fact that 1. Alex filled the house with things that start with Q because he knew someone would pick it and 2. David didn't spot any of them is frankly hilarious

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 года назад +91

      @@hjt091 I feel like they really wanted whoever picks Q to win to make it a funny moment but david was just too clueless so it didn't work lmao

    • @47Jaspers
      @47Jaspers 2 года назад +54

      @@hjt091 Do you suppose they had supplies ready if somebody picked "X" or "Z"?

    • @SomeAdam
      @SomeAdam 2 года назад +33

      @@47Jaspers probably.

    • @vinayakiyer8334
      @vinayakiyer8334 2 года назад +30

      Someone says "A" and just sticks Alex on top of the tray

  • @tihinen92
    @tihinen92 3 года назад +3571

    Not calling David's water feature 'Brokeback Fountain' sure was a missed chance.

  • @lolatomroflsinnlos
    @lolatomroflsinnlos 3 года назад +1221

    "You're a conscious being." - "Oh, I'm so sorry!"

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 3 года назад +6

      Sounds Canadian to me!

    • @julbarrier
      @julbarrier 2 года назад +79

      "I've got 3 sensitivity levels! ... To be honest I'm on my top f***ing one right now"

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +17

      This rant, along with him being upset at David, was pinnacle ed

    • @lolatomroflsinnlos
      @lolatomroflsinnlos 2 года назад +4

      23:53

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 2 года назад

      @@ericjourdain892 where do you think the Canadians got it from? 🤣

  • @aenamabag
    @aenamabag 3 года назад +3860

    Katy Wix saying "I don't care. Why are you telling me?" is the most under rated joke of the whole series.

    • @phiabee7064
      @phiabee7064 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @paulwalsh2344
      @paulwalsh2344 3 года назад +169

      It was kinda comeuppance for Alex's attempt to outmaneuver Ed. Alex thought he was so smart, then here comes Katy to wind his neck back in !

    • @WuxianTec
      @WuxianTec 3 года назад +195

      It was delivered so subtly! That's the best part of british comedy in my book.

    • @aenamabag
      @aenamabag 3 года назад +44

      @@WuxianTec yeah man, can you imagine someone like Lisa Lampanelli delivering the same line? Just screaming "I don't care"

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 года назад +12

      It was a beautiful moment.

  • @telltale1235
    @telltale1235 3 года назад +3288

    I really love what the contestant quotes reveal about their level of distrust for Alex during tasks.
    David: "A water feature involves a continuous supply of water. Is there a hose? Yeah there is a hose...."
    Alex: "Do you want me to get you a hose?"
    David: "Yeah. ... I'd like it attached to something. A tap."
    Katy: "Do you have a hose I can use? Where is it?"
    Alex: "Do you want me to go and get it for you?"
    Katy: "Yes please. That attaches to a water source."
    Like, just how much is Alex actually winding them up behind the scenes, bringing them deliberately useless crap unless they ask for it in just the right way? I think I remember this exact exchange happening in series 8 episode 8 too (just watched the other day, by coincidence)... Yup, here it is:
    Paul: "Is there a hosepipe and a... tap?"
    Alex: "Would you like a hose?"
    Paul: "Well, only if it's attached to a tap."
    Alex: "It is."
    Like, either Alex's favourite joke is to bring contestants hoses unattached to taps, or the overall atmosphere in that house just breaks people into a puddle of suspicion.

    • @CannonRaw
      @CannonRaw 3 года назад +149

      Well you asked for a hose you didn't clarify that it needed a delivery material.

    • @phs125
      @phs125 3 года назад +188

      Puddle of suspicion not connected to a hose...

    • @Smith.S.E.
      @Smith.S.E. 3 года назад +204

      I recall seeing him provide a non-attached hose at least once before in a previous season. It only takes one breach of trust before it's gone forever haha

    • @eddykagia4212
      @eddykagia4212 3 года назад +85

      The depth of contemplation regarding Alex's untrustworthiness in this comment is brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 3 года назад +73

      You just need to have watched the show before to have that reaction, I think. There's also something about how quickly & helpfully he offered to get one that made it sound like a trick...

  • @triccele
    @triccele Год назад +275

    I think Rose didn't realise how good her "bad" throw was; by throwing the noodle so close to the line after someone else was eliminated, she secure that all of the people who chose the rubber egg would have to throw it to get over the noodle, instead of just rolling it safely.

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer 4 месяца назад +4

      i didnt realize that but youre right it was actually genius. absolutely love rose matafeo in this series shes fantastic

  • @nancypalumbo6802
    @nancypalumbo6802 3 года назад +2314

    The rubber egg was one the most dramatic reveals on this show

    • @ym10up
      @ym10up 3 года назад +143

      How realistic are these rubber eggs that you can't tell even when holding them? I must find one and give it a try

    • @lavraieAlice
      @lavraieAlice 3 года назад +526

      @@ym10up It's not that realistic to the touch tbh, Ed probably didn't notice because he only has three sensibility levels

    • @ym10up
      @ym10up 3 года назад +23

      @@lavraieAlice hahahahahahahahaha

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +21

      I remember the rubber bricks from the season (or 2), after, doing the water balloon, where everyone but Greg realised. But I'm surprised they didn't realise holding it

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +6

      @@lavraieAlice *sensitivity

  • @marcinaskawslo2984
    @marcinaskawslo2984 3 года назад +3218

    I'm curious if they contacted Josh Widdicombe to count those peas.

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 3 года назад +61

      Underrated.

    • @coocoointhebrains
      @coocoointhebrains 3 года назад +14

      omg hahahahahahahhaa

    • @LynneTendo
      @LynneTendo 3 года назад +74

      He won't forget those counting tasks until the end of his days, and we won't either 😂😂😂😭😭 the poor man

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 года назад +39

      @@LynneTendo And ironically enough, the tasks themselves didn't count

    • @LBullockPW
      @LBullockPW 2 года назад +3

      Omg I was thinking the same thing!!

  • @Hessarian
    @Hessarian 3 года назад +854

    “I’ve got three sensibility levels and I’m on my top fucking one right now”

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 3 года назад +25

      Sensitivity*

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 8 месяцев назад +14

      This was probably the moment Greg and Alex decided it would be fun to keep messing with him for the rest of the series. He fell for it every time.

  • @alliehanshaw8140
    @alliehanshaw8140 2 года назад +639

    Between that shot of Greg calling himself "22 stone of prime beef" and Alex saying "Thank you, daddy" I'm less than 10 minutes in and this is one of the most unhinged episodes I've seen

    • @copperdragon9214
      @copperdragon9214 2 года назад +41

      Let’s be real. When is an episode of Taskmaster NOT unhinged?

    • @tonik9724
      @tonik9724 2 года назад +8

      Oh, no every episode in season 10 was unhinged!!

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit8727 3 года назад +318

    I'm not sure what's funnier: David sabotaging himself by picking such a horrible letter or the fact that the production had apparently spread hundreds of objects with any given letter and he _still_ didn't find any of that... All I know for sure is that this was one of the funniest mess ups in the show

  • @name-rm9ms
    @name-rm9ms 3 года назад +734

    I think this round should go to the taskmasters. How they predicted "a letter of the alphabet" and how they tricked them with the rubber eggs. Brilliant.

    • @Terithian
      @Terithian 3 года назад +96

      Yeah, I love that they prepared a whole additional task just as a response to smartass answers.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 года назад +30

      Alex is the taskmaster. He is the one that comes up with all the tasks. Sorry to break the illusion for you.

    • @RubenTheCartographer
      @RubenTheCartographer 2 года назад +9

      @@ShiningDarknes What illusion?

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 2 года назад +19

      @@ShiningDarknes its most likely them and a team of writers with all of them pitching ideas, followed by people testing some of the tasks to make sure they are doable and not dangerous, as it usually are in shows like this.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 года назад +20

      @@danilooliveira6580 I forget what award show it was but Greg accepted an award for the show and said in his acceptance speech it is pretty much all Alex's idea and he is just "The Taskmaster" the character but Alex is the actual person who makes up all the tasks and terrible puns to go with them.

  • @Torvaun
    @Torvaun 2 года назад +239

    For whoever's curious, "Seelowe: The German Invasion of Britain, 1940" was a hex grid cardboard chit SPI wargame released in 1974. It actually did exist somewhere besides the crazed mind of David Baddiel.

    • @jrd33
      @jrd33 Год назад +25

      By coincidence, I have a copy on the table next to me. Well, not much of a coincidence, I found this clip while searching on the Internet for Seelowe.

    • @philw6056
      @philw6056 Год назад +12

      Every time I saw these clip I wondered what the hell Ceyloaf/Zeilove is. Just a german (animal) name and he has never heard anyone pronounce it properly.

    • @minamagdy4126
      @minamagdy4126 11 месяцев назад +9

      If you're wondering, "seelowe" is just German for sealion, hence why it is used in reference to the planned invasion of Britain in WW2. After all, the German high command spoke their own language.

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 8 месяцев назад +2

      CeeLo Green?

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 2 года назад +546

    I like how he said "drink receptacles" instead of "disposable cups"

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 3 года назад +647

    That rubber egg was brilliant. And Ed's reaction says it all. He really did not think it would be rubber... Props to the props guy who found egg shell like consistency in rubber..

    • @MegaToost
      @MegaToost Год назад +38

      "The Egg Gamble" brilliant

    • @groezy
      @groezy 8 месяцев назад +2

      yes! all i could think about was how realistic that rubber egg must be!

  • @ixwin
    @ixwin 2 года назад +484

    I love how the runway (you can see it at the start of the final task) is named 'the Knappett' after the woman who fell off of it in Season 7.

    • @baildclark16
      @baildclark16 2 года назад +4

      Can you help me? I can’t find a moment where the name is readable.

    • @ixwin
      @ixwin 2 года назад +69

      41:09

    • @gr4ym4n
      @gr4ym4n 2 года назад +37

      Holy crap, you've got a good eye.

    • @xModerax
      @xModerax 2 года назад +11

      Marvel just called, they want u to replace Hawkeye!

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 Год назад +23

      THATS WHY ITS CALLED THE KNAPPETT? cant BELIEVE i didnt realise that

  • @NK-xd4fu
    @NK-xd4fu 3 года назад +742

    Ed Gamble took the egg gamble.

    • @coocoointhebrains
      @coocoointhebrains 3 года назад +4

      hahahahahahaah

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Год назад +3

      He got pretty eggy during that Buckeroo discussion.

  • @wiidasander9626
    @wiidasander9626 3 года назад +1138

    Rose always wears the coolest suits and stuff. 😍

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 2 года назад +63

      She's got a shid full of 'em, ay.

    • @Simplenotion
      @Simplenotion Год назад +22

      and rocking them HARD

    • @ChrisEllorris
      @ChrisEllorris Год назад +20

      And her hair!!!

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer 4 месяца назад

      rose is so cool shes definitely my favorite of this series.

  • @eod97
    @eod97 3 года назад +588

    I deeply, deeply enjoy the juxtaposition between Ed doing up Alex as a merman, and then immediately being made into a donkey by his team lmao. Meanwhile David is just half naked, all the time

    • @qpwo6
      @qpwo6 Год назад +5

      That is not a juxtaposition. Juxtaposition requires a contrast, you described two sort of similar things. I hope in the last two years you've achieved better wordage. 😙

    • @eod97
      @eod97 Год назад +7

      @@qpwo6 truly this is a Show About Pedantry to have attracted someone who thought this reply, 2 years later, on a comment section where not everyone's first language is English, is in any way an appropriate idea. But go off, grammar king!!!

    • @qpwo6
      @qpwo6 Год назад +9

      @@eod97 *Semantics king. Your grammar was fine. 👍

    • @Watdee
      @Watdee 5 месяцев назад

      @@qpwo6 That's not true. Juxtaposition is merely the act of placing any two things side by side. It can be for the purposes of comparison or contrast or some other interesting effect. You really should consult a dictionary before waxing pedantic in the comments.

  • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
    @WukongTheMonkeyKing 3 года назад +560

    This series is so enhanced by Ed and Rose being friends who are already competitive with each other.

    • @jane9250-h5v
      @jane9250-h5v 2 года назад +66

      their reaction when they saw they were on the same team was so wholesome

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +34

      When she seems him at the first team task, & then in that task when they both point to the other, saying who is going to win, & then it ends up being between the two of them, though not surprisingly

  • @Bouncy83
    @Bouncy83 3 года назад +445

    Quinoa would have been the ultimate answer for david, the tm team probably would still be counting :D

    • @rynabuns
      @rynabuns 2 года назад +36

      they would've gotten Josh Widdicombe in the studio just for that

  • @TheImmortalPwnage
    @TheImmortalPwnage 3 года назад +164

    23:40
    "If you wanted a playable version of Buckaroo we could have just bought Buckaroo"

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG Год назад +119

    Katie asking Ed how sensitive the confetti pants were was another golden moment. Though her take on poor bullied Alex outshone it.

  • @andreewad
    @andreewad 3 года назад +926

    the quoffee was just comedy gold. david baddiel is a national treasure.

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 года назад +24

      it is Boston accent coffee

    • @shakirakurosawa1740
      @shakirakurosawa1740 2 года назад +13

      Just to be sure - are national treasures usually required to do have done blackface?

    • @devilishjester7718
      @devilishjester7718 2 года назад +10

      @@shakirakurosawa1740 late but i can confirm it is not a prerequisite

    • @jonbar140
      @jonbar140 2 года назад

      @@shakirakurosawa1740 Who cares, blackface isn't racist, it's just a white person trying to look like a black person. Black people don't even care, just 'woke' whites

    • @katherinepettus5132
      @katherinepettus5132 2 года назад +1

      that whole thing was super funny.

  • @curioushoodie
    @curioushoodie 3 года назад +110

    "One-boobed jet propulsion mermaid" is a phrase I didn't think I would ever hear in my life.
    Also, Rose's victory celebration was perfect in every way!

  • @lizzie7654
    @lizzie7654 2 года назад +203

    I love how it speaks to the nature of taskmaster that both Katie and John asked for a hose then felt the need to specify it be attached to a water source 😆

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 2 года назад +7

      John?

    • @lizzie7654
      @lizzie7654 2 года назад +7

      Haha guessing I meant David but I'm too lazy to rewatch and see what name predicted text substituted or my head maybe substituted for some unknown reason😆

  • @AKidWithNoAttitude
    @AKidWithNoAttitude 3 года назад +364

    I forgot the quisps moment existed and I'm getting the opportunity to see it again for the first time. Today is a good day.

  • @keziasoh
    @keziasoh 3 года назад +422

    no words can express my gratitude for this channel, and the full episodes you provide us people on the other side of the world, at odd times, when I am about to sleep, so now I’ll have to postpone sleep to watch this beautiful show.
    (update: ended up falling asleep halfway and dreamt of ed gamble........once again, bless you, taskmaster)

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 года назад +20

      Sounds like a pleasant dream. Did he have his confetti canon?

    • @keziasoh
      @keziasoh 3 года назад +13

      @@qwertyTRiG you bet he did. it was a celebration indeed.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад

      Not a bad guy to dream about, if I were a super hobo erotic person, I wouldn't mind taking my shirt off with him

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef 2 года назад

      Theyve now stopped doing that im absolutely Qpissed

    • @keziasoh
      @keziasoh 2 года назад

      @@Babyteef yeahhh 😢 I’ve just been rewatching old seasons…

  • @mezkur7
    @mezkur7 3 года назад +79

    - I decided it was preferable to have a strong jet from one rather than a dribble from both.
    + I couldn't agree more.
    Ed really hit it with the Taskmaster.

  • @EvieCorwell
    @EvieCorwell 3 года назад +269

    Bless Taskmaster Thursdays.

  • @falakvakharia2452
    @falakvakharia2452 2 года назад +44

    42:00 Egg Gamble
    Alex's pun was completely overlooked and he even looks around for a reaction

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 2 года назад +60

    poor alex, brilliant comeback to ed's "a letter of the alphabet", only to to be upstaged by katy's, "i don't care, what are you telling me for?"

  • @citbCatInTheBag
    @citbCatInTheBag 3 года назад +173

    I might be going insane, but I distinctly remember the mermaid part being longer.
    Ed forced Alex to sing: "I am a mermaid who lives by the sea, why won't a sailer come visit me?"

    • @humanearthling1484
      @humanearthling1484 2 года назад +66

      You are not! (It's important in these times to state that). There was a song. It was edited out.

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 2 года назад +41

      They edited out another song in the first episode: "Red and yellow and pink and blue, orange and purple and green."

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +18

      Ya, they do a little more editing here, I remember on top gear to, though that was the other way around, tv showed less, online episodes showed full British version. Like when they came back from the kids team task, notice how it cut straight to Greg taking, there was no coming in but, & he had said another line or two before that

    • @viva2archive
      @viva2archive 7 месяцев назад +2

      UKTV Play still has the uncut version.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 3 года назад +60

    I've seen the image of the Alex Boob Water Feature ages ago in a thumbnail, now I feel satisfied to finally have watched the episode of it.

  • @telltale1235
    @telltale1235 3 года назад +321

    This is one of the rare tasks where I think Jo Brand was robbed! She should have argued her case. Her water feature was the most "striking": it struck itself all the way down.

    • @cleodello
      @cleodello 3 года назад +13

      Maybe she'll get Greg later on. Revenge is a dish best served wet.

    • @MinekEzQM
      @MinekEzQM Год назад +3

      But - to quote her - she doesn't give a f..k.

  • @Smith.S.E.
    @Smith.S.E. 3 года назад +81

    That last few seconds with the victory celebration. Beautiful artistry, the peak of television

  • @allie5954
    @allie5954 8 месяцев назад +23

    "Diabetic equipment"
    "Pardon"
    "DIABETIC EQUIPMENT!"

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 3 года назад +105

    Oh no! They edited out Ed and Alex's lovely mermaid song. That's one of my favourite moments of the whole series!

    • @Smiah0123
      @Smiah0123 6 месяцев назад

      Did they put that on the telly??

    • @spikemurphy5054
      @spikemurphy5054 3 месяца назад

      Wait what was it?

    • @viva2archive
      @viva2archive 3 месяца назад +1

      UKTV Play still has the uncut version.

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 8 месяцев назад +13

    Katy's "you should tell someone if you're being bullied Alex" to "idc why are you telling me?!" Is so iconic 😂

  • @thamiris.
    @thamiris. 3 года назад +66

    42:03 "...took the _egg gamble_ " nice one alex... nice one...

    • @wuliajeber
      @wuliajeber 3 года назад +2

      Only one person in the audience laughed

    • @thamiris.
      @thamiris. 3 года назад +3

      @@wuliajeber yeah and they represented me when no one else even tried😔✊

  • @Dskrib
    @Dskrib 8 месяцев назад +9

    14:20 'okay Alex, now do a far-away look in your eyes'
    *does the farest-away look of all time before he finishes the sentence*

  • @chefrowlet
    @chefrowlet 2 года назад +26

    I love the instant replay of the rice grain throw as if it isn't too small to see onscreen xD

  • @fangolin
    @fangolin 3 года назад +68

    13:14 That synchronous head turn was oddly satisfying

  • @weaselking
    @weaselking 3 года назад +77

    Katy's such a sweetheart. A savage sweetheart, but a sweetheart nevertheless.

  • @Spoonie86
    @Spoonie86 3 года назад +177

    Rose Matafeo celebrated like a boss!

    • @Don_Occo
      @Don_Occo 3 года назад +24

      The nice reacharound celebration

    • @robertofontiglia4148
      @robertofontiglia4148 3 года назад +9

      I was suspicious but it did turn out that every one of these items was a nice little celebration moment and I really loved it!

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 2 года назад +4

      All the items are now in her shid, ay.

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 2 года назад +39

    This is one of the finest episodes. Greg at his flirtatious best, poor Alex being tormented, Katy being a sweet low-key psychopath, Ed being an adorable brat, David being the ultimate Dork, Jo DNGAF, and Rose being sweetly sarcastic. Some of the finest recorded tasks, best group dynamics, plenty of homoeroticism and a spectacular live task. Best ever?

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 2 года назад +30

    My first thought, on seeing Katy's finished water feature: "Bastard's crying, innit."

  • @EricElsewhere
    @EricElsewhere 3 года назад +136

    I can't be the only one sitting at home by himself clapping and cheering at my computer screen at the events in these episodes...
    🙈😂 I just really really love this show, thanks so much for putting it online for us who do not live in the UK!!

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад

      It is sign in some places outside the uk

    • @muckiwoltz9939
      @muckiwoltz9939 2 года назад +1

      I'm doing the exactly the same😂I'm screaming in laughter and my neighbours probably think I've finally gone mad🙈😂

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 2 года назад +31

    It's always really exciting when Rose wins, because usually she's following the rules and spirit of the task, so it's just genuinely impressive that she can win. It shows real skill even when silly, and also bonus being she's absolutely beautiful and I'd enjoy watching her murder me if she wanted to.

  • @sockmonkey1994
    @sockmonkey1994 3 года назад +34

    It is amazing how consistently this show can make me smile, it feels like there is never an off episode.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 3 года назад +26

    I always thought Jo was a legend, but I had no idea what a solid friend she was too. 7:08 that little look at the camera like, "I got you, Andy". So sweet.

  • @bazbo
    @bazbo 3 года назад +70

    honestly, roses celebration was one of the best winners performances so far!

  • @MrJimmyWalsh
    @MrJimmyWalsh 3 года назад +82

    Katie's Dribbling Pig: 10/10 pub name

  • @silversleeper1193
    @silversleeper1193 2 года назад +23

    “A hose. Attached to a water source.” They have zero trust in Alex 😂

  • @fluffin4bean
    @fluffin4bean Год назад +31

    Even if it’s in the name of comedy, the intimacy between the straight men in this show is amazing. No one is mad or yelling “NO HOMO!” It’s just beautiful.

  • @jost3113
    @jost3113 3 года назад +118

    What happened to the part when Alex sings "I am a mermaid who lives in the sea, why won't a sailor com visit me"?
    It used to come after 15:45.

    • @amritagiri4721
      @amritagiri4721 3 года назад +14

      that's exactly what I was thinking too....that was the best part of the water feature 😂

    • @ninao8460
      @ninao8460 3 года назад +13

      Could it be a copyright thing maybe

    • @curiousgangsta
      @curiousgangsta 3 года назад

      Really?!

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 3 года назад +12

      I noticed something in episode 2 also. I'm 100% certain Jo didn't say "good god it's David Baddiel" but actually "It's David fucking Baddiel!" originally. Unless I'm mixing something up with a later episode.

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 3 года назад +7

      @@ninao8460 I've read somewhere that it apparently resembled the tune of Mary Poppins - Chim Chim Cher-ee. It's not a verified source though so you'll have to fact check this.

  • @heliotrope8091
    @heliotrope8091 3 года назад +103

    It's comments at 38:40 and 40:27 that really make me miss the in person audience. I also enjoyed Greg's commentary for the live task.
    Rewatching this series also reminded me that Katy is kinda saucy and a delight to watch.

  • @rockerknight25
    @rockerknight25 2 года назад +56

    Katy was so saucy and confident when she went for that bra, and then immediately closed her safety vest and folded her arms. Adorable.

    • @AntonStruzik
      @AntonStruzik Год назад +2

      Weird comment badge for you

    • @bazzers
      @bazzers Год назад +6

      Weirder: With 5 seconds to go, would have been within the rules for Katy to hunch over and moosh her upper body onto the tray until the whistle. Bra sorted, two additional items if body parts count, and likely bonus blanching from Alex.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Год назад +5

      ​@@bazzers Alex would have been horrified, which would be a definite bonus.

  • @Dylan-pq3ny
    @Dylan-pq3ny 3 года назад +22

    Every episode of taskmaster is hilarious but this is honestly one of the funniest I've ever watched. From the second Greg calls Alex a little sick monkey all the way to the end of the episode I was crying from laughter

  • @robbrandhoff3
    @robbrandhoff3 3 года назад +94

    "Because I want to see all sparks and things flying out of his willy... Ed Gamble!" You and me both Greg, you and me both.

    • @igorioshka
      @igorioshka 3 года назад +7

      i thought there will be a lot more like-minded people in the comment section

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 года назад +8

      @@igorioshka Oh very much so. I love Ed's grin, too. He's cute.

    • @supermatt87
      @supermatt87 3 года назад

      @@qwertyTRiG Cute? He's a fucking babe.

  • @straub42
    @straub42 2 года назад +6

    This episode clinches this series as my favorite cast of them all. They all have such different and fun personalities that work so well on this show.

  • @remyratatata
    @remyratatata 3 года назад +28

    love how they show the slow mo replay of the rice throwing like we're going to see it anyway

  • @Princescyther
    @Princescyther 3 года назад +42

    Hmmmm, they cut out Ed Gambles mermaid song at 15:33. I never knew these releases were cut down in some places.

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 3 года назад

      Never heard the full version. Have they uploaded it before?

    • @Princescyther
      @Princescyther 3 года назад +3

      @@pooroldnostradamus I'm not sure. I just remember seeing it on broadcast.

    • @kingofcarrotflowers2930
      @kingofcarrotflowers2930 3 года назад +1

      yeah it was something like "I'm a mermaid out in the sea why won't sailors come and save me" or smth

    • @Stepanka1111
      @Stepanka1111 3 года назад

      I was just about to comment on that, for a bit I thought I hallucinated it. I wonder why they cut it though?

    • @Spoonie86
      @Spoonie86 3 года назад +3

      @@Stepanka1111 Maybe there's a copyright to the song?

  • @amanda8289
    @amanda8289 2 года назад +5

    I really enjoy the fact they all felt the need to specify the hose be attached to a water source.

  • @satyropodobny101
    @satyropodobny101 3 года назад +9

    Not gonna lie, that tub should get a raise for all the hard work its doing on the show.

  • @firdausnahar2017
    @firdausnahar2017 3 года назад +23

    Katy Wix is such a savage sweetheart and I love her for that 😂

  • @rebelske
    @rebelske 3 года назад +9

    I think this is my favorite ever episode?? Each one of these tasks was SO good and the tray task had me in tears

  • @pauljones6996
    @pauljones6996 3 года назад +24

    This was a cracking episode, really funny from start to finish. This one's gonna be a classic.

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 2 года назад +7

    This show is like 7th grade for me, I fall head over heels in love with someone each time there's a new class. This series I seem to only have eyes for Rose (and, continuing the analogy, I'd like to sit in back of class and make jokes with Ed, because he'd make me seem cooler by association).

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 года назад +5

    This might be the best episode of the entire show, didn't actually realise how many of my favourite moments were all in this one episode!

  • @serioushex3893
    @serioushex3893 2 года назад +36

    that was a striking water feature. the dishes struck the counter. striking!

    • @LoDega
      @LoDega 5 месяцев назад

      Right on.

  • @The_Persiflager
    @The_Persiflager 3 года назад +27

    15:32-15:45
    I don't understand why they felt the need to cut out Alex's song there. Were they afraid that they might offend the mermaid portion of the audience?

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 3 года назад +7

      Someone else thought copyright issues, but I don't think it's an existing song.

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 3 года назад +3

      @@caitthecat i think someone said it was too similar to the chorus of ‘chim chim cher-ee’ from mary poppins, which is still a ridiculous reason to copyright it lmao

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 2 года назад +10

    I love how aggressively Ed tells Alex to “Strap in, you’re a mermaid!”

  • @Elffriend2009
    @Elffriend2009 2 года назад +13

    Is that Ed screaming in excitement at 40:07? I hope it is because that's hilarious. 🤣
    Also I like how Rose's terrible noodle throw starts to look almost strategic because her it totally messed up David and Katy's chances of placing.

  • @michaelyano6094
    @michaelyano6094 3 года назад +5

    Thanks for listening to my suggestion on the placement of the adverts! You guys are the best

  • @ObsidianZ
    @ObsidianZ Год назад +2

    42:00 "All the people who took the Egg (Ed) Gamble at the beginning..." Alex with the top tier stealth puns

  • @lukesanford9026
    @lukesanford9026 Год назад +5

    The "quisps" line is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen in the history of Taskmaster

  • @emmabruh
    @emmabruh 3 года назад +20

    The difference between Ed and Rose in the alphabet task is just wow, one actually took out things when they seemed wrong and the other just said Dask

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад +1

      A big contrast to the brick stacking stage task and 7 tasks later on lol

  • @BasketOfPuppies642
    @BasketOfPuppies642 2 года назад +6

    Jo's water feature was obviously the most striking. Specifically, it was striking the kitchen counter.

  • @MrKodiKash
    @MrKodiKash 2 года назад +4

    Discovered this show yesterday and I absolutely love it. Been cracking up all day and night 😂

  • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
    @WukongTheMonkeyKing 3 года назад +49

    They cut out Ed's water feature song?
    "I am a mermaid who lives by the sea,
    Why won't some sailors come visit me?"
    Edit: Did some digging, and found a reference to a reference about licensing.
    Did a little more digging, and found it may be because of the song sounding like the chorus from Mary Poppins Chim-Chimeny.

    • @stefan3178
      @stefan3178 3 года назад +2

      I was wondering the same! Thank you for your digging

  • @cassindra438
    @cassindra438 2 года назад +26

    If I had a nickel every time someone pronounced 'crisps' wrongly on Taskmaster, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @tessbolick6605
      @tessbolick6605 2 года назад +2

      By their powers combined, we get "Qulrisps"

  • @SjorsHoukes
    @SjorsHoukes 2 года назад +4

    Katy is wonderful. 28:45 is such an amazing and mean joke, love it.

  • @MinekEzQM
    @MinekEzQM Год назад +1

    43:25 In series 2-9, in the last few seconds, during celebration, Greg and Alex always did something little extra - jiggling, switching legs in the same time, jumping in the air, making glasses from their fingers, playing trumpets... In this episode Alex we can see that was prepared with a balloon, but got under the influence of Rose's celebration and didn't do his bit.

    • @KaiLucasZachary
      @KaiLucasZachary Год назад +1

      Good noticing. I wonder if maybe he did go through with it but it just didn't make the final edit because it was better to end on Rose.

  • @JohnSmith-dh8zx
    @JohnSmith-dh8zx Год назад +1

    19:29
    Alex: Hello, Rose
    Rose: You remember my name, that’s awesome
    Katy: Oh it’s Rose
    Quiet moments like this are why I love Katy

  • @sashinifernando695
    @sashinifernando695 3 года назад +9

    Prolly the best episode of the series so far 😂❤️

  • @saycibon
    @saycibon 2 года назад +4

    It matters not how many times I watch Taskmaster -- the short clips or the full shows and series -- they always make me laugh, smile and improve any ill mood that may have overtaken me. Series 9 is one of my favorites! From the sublime (Katy Wix) to the ridiculous (I'm talking to you, David Baddiel), this series is pure pleasure. Ed Gamble is a competitive delight, Jo is a delicious curmudgeon, and Rose is beautifully clever. They all make a truly great panel, playing well into the brilliant hands and minds of Alex Horne and Greg Davies. Thank you for bringing this to the US!!

  • @evegasse6999
    @evegasse6999 3 года назад +26

    instead of drinks holders, he could have just said disposable cups.

    • @fluffyfluble429
      @fluffyfluble429 3 года назад +1

      I wonder if there were dark chocolate chips in there too

  • @granatmof
    @granatmof Год назад +2

    Rose's noodle toss on the stage game was perfect: it deflected the 2 remaining eggs throwers and disqualified them. Her rice throw was then perfect

  • @Bea_Cannelloni
    @Bea_Cannelloni 3 года назад +29

    That water feature task reminded me of Rhod Gilbert. Good times. 😂😂

  • @harrylaljani1995
    @harrylaljani1995 3 года назад +9

    Taskmaster Thursdays have become a ritual now. Thank you ❤️

  • @constitutionalli7522
    @constitutionalli7522 2 года назад +1

    This isn't only the best thumbnail for this series, but possibly the best thumbnail on RUclips ever.

  • @davidmorris6707
    @davidmorris6707 2 года назад +8

    I am loving Katie more and more with each show

  • @AnkushMudgal0396
    @AnkushMudgal0396 3 года назад +15

    Alex Horne saying "Thank you, Daddy!" has dialed my crush on him up a few notches.

  • @-Gorby-
    @-Gorby- 2 года назад +7

    THANK YOU FOR BEGINNING TO MAKE THESE EPISODES VIEWABLE IN THE USA!!!!!

  • @danielb.2385
    @danielb.2385 2 года назад +4

    Rose: Is newspaper paper? No, I don't wanna get scolded for not following the rules.
    Ed: D(t)ask.

  • @Rodinj10
    @Rodinj10 2 года назад +4

    I love how they put a bunch of things around the house for stuff beginning with q in case someone picked it.