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  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 Month ago +667

    This game was made with duct tape, love and jank

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux Month ago +21

      No, it was made with a Commodore64 and rendered on an Atari 5200.

    • @Berricus
      @Berricus Month ago +6

      ​@phydeuxhe wasn't even being serious 😢

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux Month ago +6

      @Berricus Neither was I.

    • @gieurut7rhghgyxfudiduyfyf90
      @gieurut7rhghgyxfudiduyfyf90 29 days ago +4

      Thats why i love this game

    • @Aliveforfun
      @Aliveforfun 27 days ago +4

      still better than most games made for modern audience...

  • @Kayari
    @Kayari Month ago +336

    This new umamusume scenario looks wild

    • @DreadnoughtDN-01
      @DreadnoughtDN-01 Month ago +12

      my comment of the same topic failed and i adore this one

    • @LorettasHaven
      @LorettasHaven 27 days ago +6

      I had to look up what that was and now I'm intrigued

    • @SombodyInTheUniverse
      @SombodyInTheUniverse 24 days ago +7

      Finally, a fan of umamusume 😭😭

    • @marysmith8277
      @marysmith8277 16 days ago +2

      Love the faithfully recreated glue factory part

    • @wlubygluby
      @wlubygluby 15 days ago +1

      Id never guess a umamusume player şn this channel

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 Month ago +1035

    Hear me out here, but I think maybe, possibly, those creatures with the stripes that want meat, and you found eating meat... maybe those _aren't_ horses or cars?

    • @local_lot_lizard
      @local_lot_lizard Month ago +47

      Maybe just maybe a circus tiger

    • @R3medy0f
      @R3medy0f Month ago +107

      I'm over here going...hmm tigers have stripes, tigers eat meat, doesn't seem overly outlandish in a gray video

    • @staticinthesky
      @staticinthesky Month ago +100

      No those are clearly horses, idk what you're talking about. Everything is a horse!

    • @Dragonballgt89
      @Dragonballgt89 Month ago +18

      @staticintheskywhat about the alligator huh

    • @zacharybare6967
      @zacharybare6967 Month ago +41

      ​@Dragonballgt89That's just a horse with a skin disease

  • @SarahPlaysVideoGames
    @SarahPlaysVideoGames Month ago +129

    RIP Please Don't Glue Me. Gets glued at 24:56.
    Gray made Please Don't Glue Me's son a liar. :(

  • @patrickradcliffe3837
    @patrickradcliffe3837 Month ago +299

    Gray forgot to save Grandma

  • @lewisheasman
    @lewisheasman Month ago +177

    Please come back to this game again. There was so much that you missed

    • @test-uy4vc
      @test-uy4vc Month ago +14

      Wish he had touched on the CRISPR thing. I haven't even played the game and I already know its OP.

    • @pineguy5911
      @pineguy5911 Month ago +16

      As soon as I saw the gator I was like breed it with a car and find wheels lol

    • @Faz3_floppa
      @Faz3_floppa 25 days ago +1

      I agree

  • @Mikeye1234
    @Mikeye1234 Month ago +121

    Haha gray i saw in one of your previous videos that you are becoming a pilot, so now everytime I watch one of your videos all I can hear is your voice over the speaker on a plane....instead of a "this is your captain speaking" speech all I can hear is "alright so we're checking out the only flight where the higher you fly the more barrel rolls you can do, this is gray still plays as your pilot, let's do this" haha...love ya man, keep making these videos!

  • @autisticgamer24
    @autisticgamer24 Month ago +71

    4:45 I have not heard this man wheeze that hard in probably two or three years or more.

  • @HalcyonSkies
    @HalcyonSkies Month ago +45

    Not gonna lie, I thought they looked more like dogs than horses.

    • @M23js
      @M23js Month ago +3

      I was thinking deer.😂

  • @bokunochannel84207
    @bokunochannel84207 Month ago +168

    as funny as it is, the game actually has a full genetic simulation.

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos Month ago +9

      I was hoping Gray would find it.

    • @shadowoffob555
      @shadowoffob555 Month ago +11

      ​@Tuuloshe did, he just didn't use it

    • @test-uy4vc
      @test-uy4vc Month ago +7

      ​@shadowoffob555 sadly

    • @Eragor-h5n
      @Eragor-h5n Month ago +1

      I have zero clue what 'genetic simulation' even is.

    • @gieurut7rhghgyxfudiduyfyf90
      @gieurut7rhghgyxfudiduyfyf90 29 days ago +5

      ​@Eragor-h5n If a woman with green eyes and a man with blue eyes had a child it would have green or blue it simulates stuff like this

  • @Antisocialoverlord
    @Antisocialoverlord Month ago +12

    He never even discovered the biolabs.

  • @alexkemplen772
    @alexkemplen772 Month ago +187

    This is Umamusume if it was on a Budget

    • @Kaito_Kiyoshi412
      @Kaito_Kiyoshi412 Month ago +4

      Underrated comment

    • @venyeet
      @venyeet Month ago +10

      You call that an Uma?

    • @johnathangoldstein9991
      @johnathangoldstein9991 Month ago +24

      You mean an infinite budget? Cause a genetically engineered Goldship would be too powerful for this world

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 Month ago +4

      Uranmasume 😂

    • @HattyIllust
      @HattyIllust 22 days ago +2

      ​@venyeet those definitely seem like horses to me, I don't know about the musume part though

  • @GLeeHayes-wl8nr
    @GLeeHayes-wl8nr Month ago +37

    "Hyperspace Bypass" is a Hitchhiker's Guide reference- it's the reason the Vogon's bulldoze the Earth.

  • @ubitialcosmos
    @ubitialcosmos 14 days ago +5

    "Please don't Gloomy" would actually make such a fire show name

  • @TristenAraujo
    @TristenAraujo Month ago +34

    13:26 ... I can't believe he knows what that is.

  • @Ivy99999
    @Ivy99999 Month ago +9

    The irony of the first successful horse bet being an alligator lmao

  • @ZiptasitcWorm
    @ZiptasitcWorm Month ago +12

    26:42 "This horse has a tie!😆" Yes Gray, it does. Great observations skills!

  • @corbinh5810
    @corbinh5810 Month ago +85

    9:45 “its way cheaper to buy this” it is in fact not cheaper😂

    • @Faz3_floppa
      @Faz3_floppa 19 days ago

      It litterly is lol😂

    • @maxi5778
      @maxi5778 17 days ago +2

      Can't do math huh?

    • @PeinTech
      @PeinTech 17 days ago

      Lmfao I was like wait whattttt

    • @PeinTech
      @PeinTech 17 days ago

      ​@maxi5778 150 for 25... bro they cost 5 each he should be getting 30 to break even 31 to be cheaper.

    • @ClutchKing8709
      @ClutchKing8709 15 days ago +1

      ​@Faz3_floppa 25x5=125 so 25 would cost 125 but a hay bale costs 150 so its actualy more expensive

  • @Sazabi4prez
    @Sazabi4prez Month ago +17

    Goldship better be in there and (s)he better be trolling the entire time

  • @captainobviousofficialyt2480

    30:27, you're welcome, I did my best

  • @laras678
    @laras678 Month ago +10

    I've heard that this game can get very deep. 1 minute in, I want a second episode!!

  • @TheRealBelovianna
    @TheRealBelovianna Month ago +15

    9:13
    Look at my horse 🎶
    My horse is amazing 🎶

  • @crashingpotatogames7374

    This game has no business being this good

    • @test-uy4vc
      @test-uy4vc Month ago +5

      Gray should play it again there is so much he missed

    • @MysterioIII69
      @MysterioIII69 Month ago

      for the hefty price tag, its awful

    • @V1_SupremeMachine-v
      @V1_SupremeMachine-v 20 days ago

      ​@MysterioIII69 Its $10. Thats not very "hefty"

    • @test-uy4vc
      @test-uy4vc 20 days ago +1

      ​@V1_SupremeMachine-v Sort of true

    • @MysterioIII69
      @MysterioIII69 20 days ago

      @V1_@V1_SupremeMachine-vthat’s half a band

  • @fernothegoob
    @fernothegoob 25 days ago +8

    27:28 ight be insane. But this reminds me of some type of.. tests. Some type of horse race.. testing, even.

  • @Axolottyll
    @Axolottyll Month ago +7

    I will not forget you, Please Don’t Glue Me.

  • @Santa_Masagana
    @Santa_Masagana Month ago +13

    OMG!
    I‘m only 4 Minutes in the Video, and I already laughed so hard, I don‘t think i will survive this video. The horses immediately backflipping to death got me crying……😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 Month ago +4

    Gambling and illegal genetic modifications each separately sound like things that Gray could weaponize. Combined they sound like they could be used by him as wmds lol.

  • @robertlinke2666
    @robertlinke2666 Month ago +9

    1:00, that is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference

    • @gothrat01
      @gothrat01 Month ago +4

      Right next to a 1984 reference I love that lineup

  • @Adarudin
    @Adarudin Month ago +9

    Tip from another playthrough I saw...
    Sleeping ages your horse.
    You can wake up your horse without aging it by releasing it and capturing it again with a lasso.

  • @TheDonnyg1987
    @TheDonnyg1987 Month ago +6

    Would love to see a few more episodes to see how crazy this gets

  • @Kat68-x7d
    @Kat68-x7d 16 days ago +2

    The hat is making it faster bc it makes it confident

  • @LCance
    @LCance Month ago +37

    We got QWOP for horses before GTA 6

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 Month ago +2

    I think this is the most I've heard Gray genuinely laugh his ass off. And his videos have been my nightly routine for several years now. I've seen a lot.

  • @alexeymikitenko3618
    @alexeymikitenko3618 Month ago +2

    19:10 fantome decided to become a kangaroo

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 18 days ago +2

    He talked about genetic modification so much while doing no genetic modification at all. Then he found science. And failed at it by not powering the plant good.
    HE DUG ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POWER PLANT FOR PLUTONIUM!

  • @TAGSlays
    @TAGSlays 15 days ago +1

    I am sad you did not discover Radioactive DNA...

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Month ago +6

    I don’t know why, but when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was Happy Wheels

  • @bobpieczarka4357
    @bobpieczarka4357 Month ago +2

    Put the champ in the power plant!! Not glue, but a battery

  • @DefinitelyNotACorgi
    @DefinitelyNotACorgi Month ago +2

    And after all that, he still hadn't cured the flu in that guy in the beginning.

  • @John-o1z6n
    @John-o1z6n Month ago +1

    Evolution: breeding a car with a horse.

  • @rakeshedmund352
    @rakeshedmund352 24 days ago +2

    I don't remember a time that I laughed so much on a RUclips video 10/10 would watch again

  • @andrewdees3951
    @andrewdees3951 Month ago +3

    You gotta explore this one more.
    Do it.

  • @spercwolf2985
    @spercwolf2985 Month ago +2

    Should have named your horse "Reginald #2" with a top hat like that. 😆

  • @balkamp8888
    @balkamp8888 Month ago +3

    Plutonium might be in the ground somewhere.... it might be edible.... towns people get hungry

  • @Byssa6
    @Byssa6 Month ago +1

    Do NOT let this man find out about Mewgenics

  • @brycethoreson9216
    @brycethoreson9216 Month ago +3

    11:45 phrasing

  • @DarkGodSeti
    @DarkGodSeti 17 days ago +1

    This game is great! Protip: let a "horse" get the power station to full, then leave before the horse stops,/trip/flips, should be keep the power going.

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Month ago +1

    Gray: Look at my Horse, my Horse is amazing.
    In this game that's a very low bar to meet.

  • @jerrybandoles6073
    @jerrybandoles6073 17 days ago

    "Please don't glue me" the champion horse which had remarkable speed and won a championship first try,and bred other fast horses like "My dad didn't get glued" realizing his father has been glued...
    RIP "Please don't glue me".

  • @Alehoschristou376
    @Alehoschristou376 17 days ago +1

    Plz in another video make a gator giraffe car rabbit merge

  • @CurricusDragon-df8ex
    @CurricusDragon-df8ex 26 days ago +1

    Umamusume url edition

  • @L0v3_Murd3r_0n3
    @L0v3_Murd3r_0n3 Month ago +1

    This was so jank, it's amazing. I wanna see more of this.

  • @YurtFerguson
    @YurtFerguson 6 days ago

    It's honestly hilarious watching him play this. Getting so much enjoyment out of the absurdity of it and knowing full well that he hasn't even gotten into the crazy stuff of this game yet 😂

  • @WhiteShaq232
    @WhiteShaq232 Month ago +1

    This might have been the best thing I have ever watched

  • @ItsGroundhogDay
    @ItsGroundhogDay Month ago

    This game is so stupidly hilarious.

  • @SW45auto
    @SW45auto Month ago +9

    I wonder if the horses are randomized and restarts every race because this looks like an AI training program...where each successful movement teaches it to get better
    Edit* yup looks like your custom horse got the basic training of the 2 you mate...so rewarding it should help it get better when it does good...thats why they have the age because eventually it would run perfect

  • @JohnnyLöx-c7w6b
    @JohnnyLöx-c7w6b Month ago

    Over here we love our animal noises done by humans.

  • @LarsenD.Storm0
    @LarsenD.Storm0 29 days ago +1

    2:55 AND THE WINNER IS ROCKYYY

  • @FrankGreening-Morash
    @FrankGreening-Morash Month ago +1

    Gray, where the hell do you find these hilarious games 😂

  • @MrGrimgate3646
    @MrGrimgate3646 Month ago +3

    Shoulda bred the rabbit with the giraffe, then that offspring with the gator. Could have had a super stable, fast horse, with a neck that reaches the finish line early.

  • @devinclark8689
    @devinclark8689 18 days ago +1

    Rabbit and giraffe.

  • @TheCryptidLivingInYourWalls

    ah yes, i've been waiting for gray to discover this game

  • @zananderson
    @zananderson Month ago

    we need more of this

  • @CLOWTISMS
    @CLOWTISMS 23 days ago +2

    5:59 I am so mad you didnt catch the first one you saw

  • @chrismathews3261
    @chrismathews3261 Month ago

    I need a champion horse, Gray brings a moose

  • @rahzeslayallkings6260

    This ist my horse, my horse ist amazing😂

  • @Twiluree
    @Twiluree 24 days ago +3

    3:21 mr p this is most not roblox and most definitely not piggy

  • @ToriMetaGlitch-d1d
    @ToriMetaGlitch-d1d 20 days ago

    This is beautiful! I've looked at it for 2 hours now. Thank you Gray for blessing us with your content.

  • @MrJ30492
    @MrJ30492 Month ago

    Genetic gambling BABY! 😂

  • @itsharderthanyouthink

    33:25 "me+bet=profit" INSTANTLY DIES

  • @JamieCameron-Mackintosh-z7c

    Oh, Gray! Stop horsing around.

  • @quackquackcubing
    @quackquackcubing Month ago +1

    Gray, You HAVE to play 'Speedboy: History with Grandfather' it is the most gliched, cursed game that will make you question your life choices. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DONT PLAY IT!!!

  • @syafiqkun5993
    @syafiqkun5993 Month ago

    can you make this video to a series of episodes😂

  • @jonathanrapp9116
    @jonathanrapp9116 Month ago +1

    PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN!

  • @SeanDDaily
    @SeanDDaily Month ago

    That horse isn't Slayer, it's FUCKIN SLAYER

  • @LuckyNuggie
    @LuckyNuggie Month ago

    I need more of this XD Its so funny to watch

  • @clefntlvr
    @clefntlvr 28 days ago +1

    His dad was glued

  • @FunStuffXD
    @FunStuffXD 21 day ago

    Omg this game has been all over my algorithm, and now GrayStillPlays plays it, oh hell yeah. Haven't watched this channel in a while so I guess it's the perfect time to start watching again.

  • @ampersand6584
    @ampersand6584 Month ago +1

    gray should become a horse racing only channel this is great

  • @LittleMissMisses
    @LittleMissMisses Month ago

    Okay but this game is absolutely fantastic lol

  • @ФедірМантуляк

    28:38 DID THAT HORSE JUST DO A BACFLIP AND GRAY DIDINT NOTICE?

  • @thatdefacer4043
    @thatdefacer4043 Month ago +1

    This looks like a Dos Game.

  • @KD3AAC
    @KD3AAC 20 days ago

    I haven’t laughed so hard and so frequently in such a long time, thank you🤣 stay foxy!

  • @katiemooree
    @katiemooree 22 days ago

    I usually just fall asleep to GSP but this video had me cackling

  • @Chiptooth20
    @Chiptooth20 Month ago +1

    Kindergarten 3 GreyStillPlays when?

  • @fathermccoy
    @fathermccoy 23 days ago

    out of all people i seen play this game, gray has been somehow the most normal gameplay i have seen

  • @Cheeseman2014
    @Cheeseman2014 Month ago +1

    DO ANOTHER HAPPY WHEELS THING AGAIN IVE MADE A LEVEL FOR YOU

  • @Robbdubb22
    @Robbdubb22 Month ago +1

    Got a game request for you to play its called (Ragdoll drop) its BRUTAL

  • @Faz3_floppa
    @Faz3_floppa 25 days ago

    I love how in the end his dad got glued

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 13 days ago

    Okay this actually looks really fun and I'm tempted to get this for myself. Well done, Gray!

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 Month ago +1

    What in the world?! 🧐

  • @tomsmith2604
    @tomsmith2604 Month ago

    Infinite $$ eh? Ends on $46 lolol

  • @samurai2871
    @samurai2871 Month ago

    Grey playing a game revolving work: I am gonna find a way to gamble
    Grey playing a game revolving around gambling: I am gonna find every way to make money NOT gambling

  • @JinjerSnaps
    @JinjerSnaps Month ago

    Voted most broken game of GSP's career. Haha

  • @JamieCameron-Mackintosh-z7c

    I've never seen a horse grip roll before 😮

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis Month ago +1

    Can you breed a Spleens and Tonsils to create an Alex?

  • @rommelfcc
    @rommelfcc Month ago

    The red eyes 👀 have been drugged to give an advantage

  • @Tails-h5j
    @Tails-h5j Month ago

    you was my childhood 🎉

  • @user-qq9xu9le5u
    @user-qq9xu9le5u Month ago

    maybe the real horses were the friends we made along the way

  • @Mk_Crochets
    @Mk_Crochets Month ago +1

    That horse is a lion