Marshmallow Fluff | Chapo Trap House | Episode 492 FULL

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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    "A classic lo-fi no Will episode to relax/study to. We try to put some odds on various possible events of the Biden administration occurring, but mostly end up talking about casinos and marshmallow fluff and shit."
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  • @chumbucket6989
    @chumbucket6989 3 года назад +20

    Prison should just be a place where you hang out

  • @footballpharaoh5469
    @footballpharaoh5469 3 года назад +27

    56:09
    Kamala Harris gives me uneasy vibes and nearly everything about her reeks of inauthenticity and subtle darkness.
    As someone that has studied US Presidents, she strikes me as an individual who has LBJ's thirst for power - minus the charm. She has Carter's soft mettle - minus the sincerity. She has Ford's ineptitude - minus the integrity. And perhaps worst yet, she seems to have Obama's self absorbed love of his (her) own story that Chapo eluded to a few episodes ago - minus the compelling orator and persuasion skills.
    It would be well advised to look into her career as prosecutor and Attorney General of California. Kamala persistently sought to uphold wrongful convictions because she was the type of lawyer that other lawyers call "obsessed with winning." The entire trajectory of her climb up the ladder was based on this, at the expense of the clients she was sworn to serve. She is no less an opportunist than any of the Men on the above list.
    Amber is also correct to draw a distinction between Kamala and Hillary Clinton. Say what you want about HRC, but at least she made a name for herself after Bill's days in Arkansas and went on to become one of the most influential Senators in US Congress of the last 30 years. Clinton is dull and out of touch, but she's a fighter. KH, on the other hand, her campaign capitulated at the hands of Tulsi fucking Gabbard, a person who the media made sure to give limited screen time to because of her being an anathema to the establishment. Harris literally couldn't defend herself on stage, and a 2 minute soundbite ended any hopes she had of being the nominee.
    I am also convinced of the theory that Joe Biden didn't even want to pick her as VP and that instead he succumbed to the whims of Blue Checkmark Twitter. What did Kamala bring to the ticket, exactly? Nothing. Biden was already monopolizing the African American vote well before the voting started. She was polling in the low single digits. Plus, she's from California. Plus, she's an unknown variety that nobody gives a shit about. She is without a doubt the establishment pick that he had to yield to.
    The ultimate problem with Kamala is that this whole phenomenon about her feels CONTRIVED as fuuuuck. It's so...hollow.

    • @twatts1523
      @twatts1523 3 года назад +4

      It amazes me that so many people don’t see through her phony persona, the creepy insincere laugh alone is just a big NO!!!!!

    • @brendancostello9777
      @brendancostello9777 3 года назад +1

      Biden chose Harris because he had fundraisers with each of his prospective VP picks, and she raised the most $$$. That may be why she had the establishment's blessing, or the establishment's will/blessing may be why she raised the dough.
      Though I really like what they said a while back -- Biden chose her because she's a "pretty nurse," and his second State of the Union address will be that "Kamala stole money from my dresser."

    • @brendancostello9777
      @brendancostello9777 3 года назад +1

      "She's suppressing the urge to stab everyone who's talking to her." -- perfect assessment. Also very on point for a prosecutor.

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 3 года назад +3

      ​@@twatts1523
      It's even worse-they have enthusiasm for her because Hillary Clinton told them that she was her heir.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 года назад

      Subtle darkness? That sounds outright freudian

  • @garylarocca6901
    @garylarocca6901 3 года назад +3

    I was a croupier for 5 years and what Matt says is correct, "the house always wins"

  • @CH4R10T_TV
    @CH4R10T_TV 3 года назад +2

    I think it might have been the old hot couch segment, but somebody proposed a kind of cooldown room being a hit couch room where you play Halo on the original Xbox and that sounds like what we're talking about here.

  • @A2simp
    @A2simp 3 года назад +4

    for some reason I laughed for like a whole minute at "The Obungler"

    • @craigtrautmanjr9393
      @craigtrautmanjr9393 3 года назад

      Far less accomplished and gracefully retired as savior of the east coast deBunglero

  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 2 года назад +4

    I've had expired soda.
    It was a case of Surge that never sold in the back of a gas station where I worked, dusty af and surprisingly still good.

    • @icarusearthbound
      @icarusearthbound Год назад +1

      Surge never goes bad, as long as you don’t open the can the EXTREME ENERGY keeps it shelf stable

  • @ethan20minecraft
    @ethan20minecraft 3 года назад +4

    Forget the $2k checks. I put the odds of a $1.4k check on the low side

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 3 года назад +3

    "We need two, thousand dollar checks"

  • @chumbucket6989
    @chumbucket6989 3 года назад +17

    Top of the pyramid.. that’s where the pharaoh lives

  • @BigGamer2525
    @BigGamer2525 Год назад +5

    1:12:38 lol. lmao. rofl even.

  • @yunikage
    @yunikage Год назад +2

    1:12:38 amber is actually psychic

  • @quester09
    @quester09 3 года назад +2

    don't go to casinos, but gamble frequently in daily life.
    probably not the only one.

  • @jooosiii01
    @jooosiii01 3 года назад +2

    Yeah, dat Congress over there is all a bunch of caucus solvers!

  • @crypticalenvelopment
    @crypticalenvelopment 3 года назад +1

    fuck soda and brushing, rinse with razorblades

  • @garylarocca6901
    @garylarocca6901 3 года назад +2

    If folks quit gambling the US will run out of $

  • @benperlmutter5190
    @benperlmutter5190 3 года назад +3

    funny munnel

  • @richardsawicki8521
    @richardsawicki8521 3 года назад +2

    56:56 Kamela was targeted by a fellow " Colorful Woman", Tulsi at the debates and very effectively at that !

  • @tpjpower
    @tpjpower 3 года назад +2

    Anyone know the title of the outro track?

  • @freedom_mayor
    @freedom_mayor 3 года назад +2

    lol i was not at all expecting them to bring up Ink Masters. ive been binging that show and im pretty sure the fanbase is 50 year old chuds and stoner pink floyd girls

  • @ezradactyl
    @ezradactyl 3 года назад +1

    Tee hee "funny munnel"

  • @ironbozac
    @ironbozac 3 года назад +1

    Zankou Chicken is the shit, tho

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 3 года назад +3

    At what part of the day should I drink my daily two liters of Brio

  • @azure5644
    @azure5644 3 года назад +5

    7:50 I feel like amber overshares sometimes

  • @meganvhhbbigvj9399
    @meganvhhbbigvj9399 3 года назад +1

  • @jaks2478
    @jaks2478 3 года назад +33

    Amber's improv joke is a worthy finale of a truly legendary episode

    • @jayanti2371
      @jayanti2371 3 года назад

      what did she say? it sounded like "especially mean the rape"...? if that is what she said, i don't get it.

    • @jaks2478
      @jaks2478 3 года назад

      @@jayanti2371 you actually got it, she started a sentence with Especially and then she saw the opportunity for the joke and wen't 'Oh, you mean the rape? Yeah...'

    • @ДушманКакдела
      @ДушманКакдела 3 года назад

      Amber is the Adam of chapo

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 года назад +6

    after thinking about marshmallow creme, who invented that flavor? 😳 like, i understand that it’s a mystery, but was that , did Dow do that, or-?

  • @fyt54321
    @fyt54321 2 года назад +2

    This was anti-prophetic: JD Vance will likely be Ohio's next Senator. Also Felix has told his fantasy of the Aubrey McClendon crash death many times. It wasn't an exotic car, it was a 3yo Chevy Tahoe. It wasn't 120 mph, it was 80 mph. It wasn't a wall, it was an overpass abutment. And the coroner's report was inconclusive but speculated a medical event, that there was no evidence of suicide. But Felix keeps embellishing his own wild version including totally inaccurate details: vehicle, velocity, location, intent.

  • @davea136
    @davea136 2 года назад +3

    Wow! This is why I listen. No predictions even remotely correct. You would think people would review our predictions after the fact and adjust in the future, but we never do.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 3 года назад +3

    I assure Felix I am not dentist adjacent. My dentist hates me.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 3 года назад

      Real talk: my dentist is a massive prick.

  • @RossPlunkett
    @RossPlunkett 3 года назад +3

    "[JD] looks the worst an adult can look"

  • @jooosiii01
    @jooosiii01 3 года назад +3

    Jared will be the next Scooter Libby.

  • @alanhorton7300
    @alanhorton7300 3 года назад +2

    I misheard "Rob Portman" as "Raw Porkman."

  • @BigDaddySeany
    @BigDaddySeany 3 года назад +3

    So is Moxie like a midnight beverage only? This is important

  • @theoldanarchist
    @theoldanarchist Месяц назад

    The Kamala predictions now read as way off the mark.

  • @jornahpee
    @jornahpee Год назад

    1:12:40 she was right

  • @robertfreitag687
    @robertfreitag687 3 года назад +6

    I understand the relationship between quarantine boredom and shitposting. I get it. But commenting on a 1 1/2 hour video only 3 minutes after it was first published? There's an extra heightened sense of unfocused nervous energy in the air.

    • @SpriteSpriteTV
      @SpriteSpriteTV 3 года назад +3

      came out on monday

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 3 года назад +1

      @@SpriteSpriteTV I get that this is not their primary distribution medium, but it was only posted here today. I mean, commenting on a podcast on a forum other than the one where you actually consumed it is almost as weird. It's not like this is a major worldwide release. You're positing some kind of fanbase on continual pilgrimage, like Phish or whatever. Maybe that is a thing, but I would be shocked to death if this podcast inspired one.

    • @SoulshineWavy
      @SoulshineWavy 3 года назад +2

      Commenting boosts the algorithm tho

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 3 года назад +1

      @@SoulshineWavy There isn't enough volume to really move the needle. It would be hilarious if they tried some kind of GameStop-type market-breaking activity. But, you know, the platforms would just limit comments per IP or something.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 3 года назад +2

      No one cares

  • @philipfrisk805
    @philipfrisk805 3 года назад +2

    We should call this the amber frost show. She just can't shut up, despite her obvious limitations.