Hi from Iceland. We have cyclists and they pretend they're cars here too. On the roads. AND on the sidewalks. They also bike around during the winter and if that means the sidewalk becomes narrower they'll fucking loom over you and ring their bells FOREVER.
I was cycling 200km a week a couple of years ago. I always used shared paths/bike lanes when I could, and when I did use the road, I was always very mindful to be a courteous road user, moved over to let cars past, always signaled etc. In my experience everyone appreciated that, and were polite to me in turn. I hate those lycra clad arrogant fuckmonsters with a burning passion.
So far we've had a 152 cyclist's (dislikes) that would've come here thinking; "finally, a song about _ME_". But I don't think this was quite what they had in mind...well done
Wow what a wonderful song, could not find it on Google by looking for random bits of lyrics. I am so surprised it does not have millions of views already:)
In Westend, Brisbane there is actually a middle aged dude on a unicycle in all the racing gear. The worst part is that he’s not taking the piss. He’s serious.
We are a strange colony of people living on a tiny island in the middle of the Irish Sea, half way between England and Ireland. We like motorbikes, kippers, and our cats are born with no tails. (You've heard of Manx cats, right?) Ask Mr Google. Or watch this...ruclips.net/video/oqv9lOu-Wlg/видео.html
I ride really slow, in the middle of the lane. While drivers, around me, are going insane. I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead. I ignore the bike like, because I’m fucking sick. And if you don’t like it, you can eat your own shit. I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead.
Oh my gosh..this is simply the best cover version of a song ever made...my stomach is hurting from laughing so much. takes an Aussie to come up with something like this :-D
Cyclists in Seattle act the same way. Do you guys have a summit or something where you all learn how to piss off drivers in the same way, the world over? (Awesome song :D )
Why isn't this number 1?! PS: "...parody video "I'm a Cyclist" based on the original track"....I trust you guys realise the "original" was a parody hahaha
I'm a cyclist (to school), and my other friend is too, and he fucking rode in the middle of the road holding up like 5 people because he didn't want to ride 'In the gutter'. I am a fricking dare devil of a cyclist though, i challenge myself to go faster then cars on a uneven footpath with possible foot traffic. I won once, almost crashed three times XD
I'm a cyclist and I _am_ sort of proud. I live in London so most journeys would be a waste time and money in my car. All you'll do is spend ages in traffic burning petrol, which brings me to the reality... More cyclists mean less cars which means all you have to do is slow down a bit and turn the steering wheel slightly right (if you're in a country that drives on the _'correct'_ side of the road). How many times have cyclists added significant time to your journey compared to vehicles? How many times has a cyclist almost caused an accident compared with your average van, 4x4 driver or cabbie? If you're using sat-nav, look at the ETA. Does it increase when you're behind a cyclist or when you're in traffic? Plus, jumping red lights on a bike is the same as a pedestrian crossing when their signal is red and actually helps drivers because we can get up to speed and stable, meaning you can safely pass a lot sooner.
Yea it's demonstrably safer for everyone for bikes to treat stop lights as a yield or give-way sign. Statistics from reigons with this law have a less bike casualty rate at and around intersections. You try to tell a pighead motorists about this though they'll fight you till the ends of the earth while blatantly ignoring and denying the hard evidence. Had a big long argument about it with Scott's Car Cameras. Trying to convince a staunch petrolhead that the Idaho stop law is an actual thing was like trying to tell a flerfer that the Earth is round.
Someone please explain to me what the cable ties on the helmet is for? Never seen them used for that purpose before. P.s. dashcams Australia sent me here 😎
@@TheHypeBoys Lmao🤣😂 That was epic. Literally laughed out loud. Thanks for the link. What a legend that guy is... even if he is a cyclist! Keep up the great work!
This is criminally underrated, especially in Australia. Great job boys!
Perfectly sums up Australian Cyclists, couldn't have picked a better song to parody lol.
This is criminally underrated.
Just made a vid where I rant about cyclists, and this song just nails my point XD great stuff!
Very accurate description of every cyclist in Australia or even anywhere xD
first few seconds wtf is this .. then watched the whole video ROFLOL great video 🤣😂
DASHCAM OWNERS AUSTRALIA HYPE
Alex Toms its how i got here to haha
me 3
ditto
same haha
makes 6
Saw this song on dash cams aussie. Well done
shaun1912 same 😂😂😂
Yeah I did too
Ok mate. 🎉 you got the bikes
Certified Aussie gold😂
How good is this :)
Well done guys.
BAD DRIVING AUSTRALIA brought me here.
How was this not a number one in Australia. Love it
Hi from Iceland. We have cyclists and they pretend they're cars here too. On the roads. AND on the sidewalks. They also bike around during the winter and if that means the sidewalk becomes narrower they'll fucking loom over you and ring their bells FOREVER.
Great Joe can’t believe this has made it to the other side of the world! That’s unreal! Cheers mate
Dash Cams Australia sent me here ;)
I was cycling 200km a week a couple of years ago. I always used shared paths/bike lanes when I could, and when I did use the road, I was always very mindful to be a courteous road user, moved over to let cars past, always signaled etc. In my experience everyone appreciated that, and were polite to me in turn. I hate those lycra clad arrogant fuckmonsters with a burning passion.
Authorised by the Federal Government of Australia Canberra.
Perfect description of most Push Bike Riding road hogs
DCB brought me here. Absolutely bloody brilliant job guys.
That was awesome guys. 10/10.
So far we've had a 152 cyclist's (dislikes) that would've come here thinking; "finally, a song about _ME_".
But I don't think this was quite what they had in mind...well done
This should of gone straight to the top of the charts
This is fucking brilliant. And so spot on...
It’s funny and true all at once😂😂😂😂😂
How has this not gone on the trending page?
Again , great song , you boys I just love ,
Oh I'm so gonna be posting this every time I come across a FB cyclist argument on when it comes to "sharing the road".
Oh my gosh this is my life every day dealing with cyclists. ! Lol very accurate.
UK here. Bloody brilliant song and the video was really good too.
Came here from Dashcam Aus. How does this not have more views!!!
This is your best work blokes!! Awesome!
Flipping spot on mate!!
Love this! Haha good one.
Harold Scruby will be pulling his nose hairs from rage.
Well done blokes.
lol ya gota love these guys cant get enough of you , and yep I so love yr voice , xx
love this keep up the great work
“I’m a cyclist and a psyco, yes a psyco” That’s what I hear 🤣😂🤣😂
Wow what a wonderful song, could not find it on Google by looking for random bits of lyrics. I am so surprised it does not have millions of views already:)
great song fellas
Added to my special moments car playlist to play driving along beach road / St Kilda Boulevard.
Wonders if anyone other than us Aussies get the cable ties on the helmets...more HD Gold.
Can they at least get rego plate's? That way I can get an ID of who it was I just ran over in my truck.
I didn't know how much I needed this in my life til now.
In Westend, Brisbane there is actually a middle aged dude on a unicycle in all the racing gear. The worst part is that he’s not taking the piss. He’s serious.
this makes me so happy
Instant top of the Charts if this was picked up by radio stations... :D :D :D
They wouldnt have the balls, too many Lefties would be offended.
i can dream cant I!!
Good point...the media has been taken over by homosexuals.
Check out our other vids as well, if you like this one you’ll like these, ruclips.net/video/zmlekqTK7HM/видео.html
Dennis Leary would be proud!
Fuck me im dying of laughter over here. That is hands down one of the best songs I’ve ever seen on RUclips. As a Canberra’s, this hits home hard.
The buggers are everywhere!!!! (Have you ever had a comment from the Isle of Man before?)
Shelly Rourke not that we know of, who are they?
We are a strange colony of people living on a tiny island in the middle of the Irish Sea, half way between England and Ireland. We like motorbikes, kippers, and our cats are born with no tails. (You've heard of Manx cats, right?) Ask Mr Google. Or watch this...ruclips.net/video/oqv9lOu-Wlg/видео.html
9 out of 10......I docked a point for the fact it's now ILLEGAL to force cyclist's under buses, trucks and trains.
That's amazing. Good job boys
I can relate to this video so much ahahaha. Very well done
10,000 pts from the USA
send this to issac butterfield
Isaac Butterfield sucks big time
HAHAHA This absolutely made my night!!!
I ride really slow, in the middle of the lane.
While drivers, around me, are going insane.
I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead.
I ignore the bike like, because I’m fucking sick.
And if you don’t like it, you can eat your own shit.
I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead, I’m a fuckhead.
Fucking awesome. Sharing with every cycling group I can find.
I have three more words: PURE FUCKING GENIUS. (and so true)
love this
Good on you guys love it 😍
Beatiful... A form of art
Awesome Song!
Funnier every time I watch it.
bloody well done
Absolutely love this so funny well done lads cheered me up :-)
Best song i have heard in a long time
This is gold.
Oh my gosh..this is simply the best cover version of a song ever made...my stomach is hurting from laughing so much. takes an Aussie to come up with something like this :-D
This is fckn brilliant, lmfao
Cyclists in Seattle act the same way. Do you guys have a summit or something where you all learn how to piss off drivers in the same way, the world over? (Awesome song :D )
Why isn't this number 1?! PS: "...parody video "I'm a Cyclist" based on the original track"....I trust you guys realise the "original" was a parody hahaha
Aussies are the funniest people, period...
Brilliant! 😂
my dads a cyclist who always cycles with his friend this song = litrally them i showed him he cracked up laughing
I'm sure the majority of the 130 odd 'thumbs down' crew are lycra-wearers.
Too close to the truth, for some people!
This is fucking awesome!
I'm a cyclist (to school), and my other friend is too, and he fucking rode in the middle of the road holding up like 5 people because he didn't want to ride 'In the gutter'. I am a fricking dare devil of a cyclist though, i challenge myself to go faster then cars on a uneven footpath with possible foot traffic. I won once, almost crashed three times XD
😂this is gold
This should be be the official song of San Francisco and the Southern California beach cities!
Glorious !!!
BAHAHAHAHA! This awesome!
I'm a cyclist and I _am_ sort of proud.
I live in London so most journeys would be a waste time and money in my car. All you'll do is spend ages in traffic burning petrol, which brings me to the reality...
More cyclists mean less cars which means all you have to do is slow down a bit and turn the steering wheel slightly right (if you're in a country that drives on the _'correct'_ side of the road). How many times have cyclists added significant time to your journey compared to vehicles? How many times has a cyclist almost caused an accident compared with your average van, 4x4 driver or cabbie? If you're using sat-nav, look at the ETA. Does it increase when you're behind a cyclist or when you're in traffic?
Plus, jumping red lights on a bike is the same as a pedestrian crossing when their signal is red and actually helps drivers because we can get up to speed and stable, meaning you can safely pass a lot sooner.
Yea it's demonstrably safer for everyone for bikes to treat stop lights as a yield or give-way sign.
Statistics from reigons with this law have a less bike casualty rate at and around intersections.
You try to tell a pighead motorists about this though they'll fight you till the ends of the earth while blatantly ignoring and denying the hard evidence.
Had a big long argument about it with Scott's Car Cameras.
Trying to convince a staunch petrolhead that the Idaho stop law is an actual thing was like trying to tell a flerfer that the Earth is round.
Your
Songs are the best
Bloody good song
Dash Cam Owners Australia. Funny as song boys checking out the rest.
Cash Cam Owners Australia bike squad anyone?
Yep just came from there
Love it.
Catchy
Someone please explain to me what the cable ties on the helmet is for? Never seen them used for that purpose before.
P.s. dashcams Australia sent me here 😎
Door Tech push bike riders put cable ties on their helmet so that magpies don’t swoop them when they are riding.
@@TheHypeBoys haha. Thanks. Never would have guessed that. Magpies in NZ are aggressive, but not THAT aggressive.
Oh, great job on the song Mate. 👍
Door Tech even magpie don’t like cyclists haha, check this video out, ruclips.net/video/kBpTAOkmX2c/видео.html
@@TheHypeBoys Lmao🤣😂
That was epic. Literally laughed out loud. Thanks for the link. What a legend that guy is... even if he is a cyclist!
Keep up the great work!
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Bobby Brown hahaha
legends love it
Gold !!
Yes
Funny as. Nearly pissed meself!
Nice one - well done
Well Done!!!
Wrap ya laughin gear round dat one!
Fu@#ing epic 🤘🤣