I’m less concerned about being beaten to a bloody pulp for crimes I did not commit and more concerned that Jotaro is potentially chugging seawater like iced tea on a regular basis
Love how this is in the friendship with jotaro playlist. Though to be fair 8 minutes of getting the absolute shit kicked out of you is very merciful given the dolphin slander.
Thank you. For making my night SOOO much better :) I was trying to sleep and then I busted out laughing from vividly dreaming of jotaro beating the shit out of me because I talked shit 🤣 and I completely lost it at the starfish part 🤣💀
It's currently 2:16a.m and I'm wheezing my lungs out- I'm surprised my mom hasn't yelled and asked what the heck I was laughing at- how am I supposed to explain that jotaro beat me up for something I didn't even do?
please make more of these violent ASMR's, its nice (you can probably make a 'Josuke beats you up after you insulted his air' or something ASMR or whatever)
Oh, I refuse to believe Jotaro would *ever* insult seahorses. Seahorses are just weird little dudes, I love ‘em so much. P.S. I love marine life, this made me giggle 🤭🤭 (I love your work, man, your Jotaro voice is spot-on.)
I'm sorry, all I could picture was short Jotraro because the door looked so much bigger than you 😂😂 to which I have no room to speak being 5'3 but still 😂😂 great video regardless 😂👌
Jotaro will always be watching. You'll never be alone. When you least expect it, when you're most comfortable, when you're most secure, the last thing you'll hear is...
This message is brought to you by Jotaro is the dolphin lover so that's why we need to respect the dolphin as well as the other animals too Okay😂 I'm out b4 he beat me😭😭😭 p/s: shoutout for animal protector
My thoughts after he beat me: He’s lucky I didn’t use my stand, actually that was all a misunderstanding: there was this guy that just like you liked dolphins, but he insulted Whales in my face, then I yelled at him saying “oh yeah? Actually your dolphins are completely lame compared to whales”! But that was just the rage of the moment, actually I think dolphins are cute, but I prefer whales from far. And well, the things flayed from one mouth to another and there I am, a girl tall 150 cm (remember you called me a runt, actually you were right) and literally drowning in my own blood. And I don’t know what you understood but i didn’t call dolphins “trash”, I was trying to say something else but with a crushed face it’s quite difficult to do that, thank you very much by the way! Oh well, that will teach you to see the complete thing before make quick decisions, see you on the other side, I think light is calling me… Nah bro, I’m joking, after that my Stand completely healed me (is similar to Josuke’s stand) and then I’ve let a bottle of cow defecations in his window with a note that says (hello again, motherfucker 💩) with a little shit draw. Now let’s see how he reacts tomorrow 🤣
I’ll pretend to hate dolphins just to get beaten the fuck out of from jotaro and star platinum 😳😩🥵LMAOAOAOA DDBINMBGFGVFSWBJJOVDIDSVNKBC why is jotaro so hot😭💜
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Join my Discord and talk or Jotaro will break your fucking kneecaps: discord.gg/XpXYnwa6nW
I dare Jotaro to try-
after this video i don’t know bro
Bruh I'm pretty sure Star Platinum broke my everything 🤣
I’m less concerned about being beaten to a bloody pulp for crimes I did not commit and more concerned that Jotaro is potentially chugging seawater like iced tea on a regular basis
This comment made me burst out laughing.
LOL! I say this message deserves a pin 📌
SEAWATER. TASTES. GOOD.
@@throwaway_acc1 what.
LOL
Jotaro fighting Dio: 💤💤
Jotaro after seeing that you insulted the dolphins:
my takeaway from this was
1: Jotaro is the Lorax of the sea
2: you have nice eyes
Thanks.
A pretty beautiful ones
@@raiseasato you have the word sea in your name @rai*sea*sato
(Btw srry if you find this offensive)
my timbers have been shivered
How dare you say something so funny-
I swear to god choked on my tea when he said it was about calling dolphins lame I’m wheezing
Same😂
the part where he beats us with the chain got me
Bro got the belt out too😭
Guh... **On the ground, bruised, beaten and battered. Spits blood and sea water.**
... **Mumbles** W...w-worth it.. 💓💓
❤
5:27 i fully imagined a dolphin just being like, "whatsup homie, need some water 💪"
Love how this is in the friendship with jotaro playlist. Though to be fair 8 minutes of getting the absolute shit kicked out of you is very merciful given the dolphin slander.
woah for free, too?!
YEESSS NO DISCOUNT FOR FREE MFFF ✋✋✋✋
my masochistic brain hasn't even heard this and its already pumped
I-I I dont know what to say... I love this
I've never been more threatened for my life ...
How dare they insult dolphins, I love dolphins
Jotaro please it’s becoming concerning
This was hot as hell, I've always wanted to get beat up by jotaro. *runs before I get murdered ruthlessly by RaiseAsato for simping*
Thank you. For making my night SOOO much better :)
I was trying to sleep and then I busted out laughing from vividly dreaming of jotaro beating the shit out of me because I talked shit 🤣 and I completely lost it at the starfish part 🤣💀
*on the ground with multiple broken bones and broken teeth, bruises, bleeding out and feeling like passing out*
My masochist ass: H-h..arder..-
This is scary but it makes me blush and wants to scream bc- jotaro!?😳
It's currently 2:16a.m and I'm wheezing my lungs out- I'm surprised my mom hasn't yelled and asked what the heck I was laughing at- how am I supposed to explain that jotaro beat me up for something I didn't even do?
this is so funny bc dolphins have always been my favorite since i was little 💀
Pls I'm telling you you got the wrong guy
Why did I actually get scared when he pulled out the belt...
me too. my korean ass had war flashbacks 💀
Did y'all actually got hit by your parents? In my country if parents do this, they would get their kid taken from them
@@B3lph3g0r I mean that's how some parents discipline their children.
When I read the title I was like helll yeaaah 😂
Omg thank you so much I was having trouble falling asleep 🙏
I feel like as the person who talked trash about sea life makes me feel like I wore socks in the shower
Me: I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT I SWEAR IN MY LIFE!
how relaxing
please make more of these violent ASMR's, its nice (you can probably make a 'Josuke beats you up after you insulted his air' or something ASMR or whatever)
Oh, I refuse to believe Jotaro would *ever* insult seahorses. Seahorses are just weird little dudes, I love ‘em so much.
P.S. I love marine life, this made me giggle 🤭🤭 (I love your work, man, your Jotaro voice is spot-on.)
this is real good.
His voice sounds like Jotaro and Darth Vader's baby 😭😭 but honestly this is amazing asf❤❤
This is justified.
ive always wanted jotatro to kick my ass ngl
Omg I love this way too much
"Don't threaten me with a good time."
Nuh-uh, this man did NOT just insult seahorses in front of me!
Listening to this while I sleep
Best asmr
10/10 fell asleep quickly
NOOOO I LOVE DOLPHINS I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM OR STARFISH😭😭 MY I LOVE YOUUU!!💗💗
IM SORRY I CANT STOP LAUGHI G
i thought of dolphins the second he explained that.
*Cackles in Dio*
2:57 / 8:34 Ayo-😳
Hiiii🖐️🖐️ 무슨말인지는 모르겠지만 독특하시네요🤣😁
Man, I just love getting beat to a pulp
And I love how he frames me for disrespecting marine life
Like I legit have 2 *huge* penguin shrines
I was laughing the whole time😂
Same! especially when he said "The jacket comes off!!"
@@Greentea0083 lol 🤣
What the fuck did I do?!
we called dolphins lame we should've been ended for our crimes
oh shit-
what a nice day to have my ass kicked by jotaro💀
jotaro i pissed in that water when i was 8😟...
im dead.
I'm sorry, all I could picture was short Jotraro because the door looked so much bigger than you 😂😂 to which I have no room to speak being 5'3 but still 😂😂 great video regardless 😂👌
I'm 5'11. 😭😭😭
@@raiseasato - HOW BIG ARE YOUR DOORS?? 😂😂
@@raiseasato - WAIT BETTER QUESTION, HOW TALL IS YOUR ROOF?? 😂😂
this is killing me bro💀💀
2:57 is something i would take out of context i wouldn't be able to not laugh at him
7:18 hes mommy is fixing his belt i again would laugh at him and then regret it as i would be beaten more
what are dolphins
This is a *sin.*
@@raiseasato 💀
Seahorses are better then dolphins lmao
You're looking for a round 2, aren't you? 🤣🤣
@@Danganronpa2024 Maybe lmao🤭
Jotaro will always be watching. You'll never be alone. When you least expect it, when you're most comfortable, when you're most secure, the last thing you'll hear is...
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD"
@@raiseasato OH MY GOD-
Why he beating us up when he beat the shit out of a shark bro 😭 🗣️
Should I be concerned if he got out the belt
JOTARO I LOVE DOLPHINS AND STARIFJS I LOBE MARINE LIFE I DIDNT DO ANYTHING STOP BEATING E
This message is brought to you by Jotaro is the dolphin lover so that's why we need to respect the dolphin as well as the other animals too
Okay😂 I'm out b4 he beat me😭😭😭
p/s: shoutout for animal protector
Ouch🤕
DONT. YOU. EVER. TALK.SHIT.ABOUT.DOLPHINS.AGAIN.
Why do I picture you just beating up a camera. what if someone walked in or something
I live alone so if anybody walked in while I'm making a video like this I'm prolly finna die ngl
@@raiseasato yep but it would still be hella awkward
@@mmeeoowoowowowo Ion know how awkward it'll be since I would be a corpse. 😭😭
My goodness he is really pissed off... I mean I'm sorry for saying nothing 😭😭
I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING JOTARO STOP
oh so you got the wig like i said
My thoughts after he beat me:
He’s lucky I didn’t use my stand, actually that was all a misunderstanding: there was this guy that just like you liked dolphins, but he insulted Whales in my face, then I yelled at him saying “oh yeah? Actually your dolphins are completely lame compared to whales”!
But that was just the rage of the moment, actually I think dolphins are cute, but I prefer whales from far.
And well, the things flayed from one mouth to another and there I am, a girl tall 150 cm (remember you called me a runt, actually you were right) and literally drowning in my own blood.
And I don’t know what you understood but i didn’t call dolphins “trash”, I was trying to say something else but with a crushed face it’s quite difficult to do that, thank you very much by the way!
Oh well, that will teach you to see the complete thing before make quick decisions, see you on the other side, I think light is calling me…
Nah bro, I’m joking, after that my Stand completely healed me (is similar to Josuke’s stand) and then I’ve let a bottle of cow defecations in his window with a note that says (hello again, motherfucker 💩) with a little shit draw.
Now let’s see how he reacts tomorrow 🤣
Delete this ❤
@@wicked_elixir
Over my dead body😁
@@angelaworld5383 yeah, it’ll definitely be dead.
@@wicked_elixir
In your dreams
WHY DOES HE SOUND COUNTRY
What
@@raiseasato way back when when I listened to this I thought you had a country accent for a bit ☠️
I didn't even do anything -
I’ll pretend to hate dolphins just to get beaten the fuck out of from jotaro and star platinum 😳😩🥵LMAOAOAOA DDBINMBGFGVFSWBJJOVDIDSVNKBC why is jotaro so hot😭💜
it's 1 am...
Jotaro may have kicked my ass... but dumbo octopi and sea horses are still better than his lame ass, bottom feeding dolphins and starfish. -lol-
Do I look like Dio?
Yeah you look like a pale ugly vampire