@Jack Adams On a more serious note. That's pretty much where the Orks got it from, their experiences with Saim Hann Eldar and later on Blood Angels during Armageddon 2 made them realize that red indeed is fasta. iirc It was mentioned during the Armageddon 3 campaign. I'm suprised Arch didn't mention it, maybe it was retconned, idk.
Was in a Rogue Trader game where the Ork Mek painted one side of the Imperial ship he was on Red (He wanted to do the other side but the Rogue Trader would not let him). The Tech Priests could not figure out how the ship listed to one side until they ramped up the engines on the other side, it was Illogical that one side of the ship was trying to go faster than the other side......
Why the hell does Arch keep laughing, this is proven science damn it! Also: Purple is the sneakiest color Blue is good luck Yellow makes things blow up better And Green is just the best all around color........ it's proven science damn it!
I honestly hope that the general from the Second and Third War for Armageddon slowly learned what the Orcs believed, and had his outfits, weapons, armor, and personal vehicles all modified to best benefit from the WAAAGH power thanks to the Orcs' slowly-developed fear of him. During a normal war, he would be an oddly-dressed still-competent general, but when Orcs arrived, he would become almost superhuman as he dominates the battlefield and slowly forces the Orc horde back.
Purple vehicles do not exist. Nobody has ever seen a purple orc vehicle. If any orc was crazy enough to try making one they would loose track of it as it would be too sneaky.
You know, a bunch of people call the Tau the weebs of Warhammer 40K, but believing hard enough that your stuff will go faster is a *very* anime concept.
for an anime waif the idea of the form is more important than the science. for an ork the OUTCOME of the object is more important than anything some stupid lil git yells before he's bashed in the gubbins with this ere choppa
No power of friendship, no waifus and no flowing hair (those scalp-locks are parasites). Doesn't feel very anime to me. Impossibly cut, huge, bulging muscles and oversized, impractical weapons (on top of shrugging off serious injuries) are a maybe, but those are a staple of non-japanese fiction as well.
trade with another tribe for materiel? best bet is probably the blood axes since theyll probably have decent condition imperium salvage that should still work for a non ork
@@daemonlordmagnusthered6213 And not tell the crew why it's red (inquisters oreders) I can hear the driver now, " Why the hell are we picking up speed the closer we get"
Ah Orks: The only race where their technology works because they believe it does, not because it actually should work. Pistons missing from your engine? Not an issue! A plane that could NEVER fly in a million years? It flies! A car that automatically goes faster, just because it's red? You bet! A plane with a missing fuel gauge, replaced by one that simply reads "WAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"? Also flies!
I remember reading a story about the Orks using a captured Leman Russ. No matter how much damage the Imperium dealt the tank, it just kept coming back. Finally, the Imperium managed to recapture it and sent a team of tech priests to figure out how the Orks made it so durable. And when the tech priests opened up the tank to take a look, there was no engine. There was a drawing of an engine.
It does work but it's like it works 60% of the time 100% of the time. It's like saying "that is close enough" after giving up on working further actually makes it work.
Fun fact, people still program games to run on the Dreamcast and there is even a dedicated online community for getting its online functionality up and running..... nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
13:16 Arch, IRL, all colors of light always go at the constant Speed of Light, red light has the highest wavelength of visible light though. Even within material light isn't going slower, the light is just bumping into atoms that get in its way so it has to traverse a longer path then light in a vacuum does. However, red light does go the straightest when it hits a prism or water. Red light cares the least about rough terrain and just keeps on truckin'! It's the Orkiest color, except green of course! The only thing with green is that it's too holy of a color to paint, which, I guess, is why Orks never paint anything green, change my mind!
@@harbl99 Humies iz always tryin' ta become GREEN! When they iz young, older humies always tell 'em "eat your GREENS so ya become big and strong, ya runty grot!" When humies join the army, their nob tells them "Oi! Ya gits may think you're black or white, but you iz all really GREEN!" Then the new army gits gotta put on GREEN clothes and then they paint their trukks, battlewagons, and sometimes even their faces GREEN! GREEN IZ BEST and even humies know it! When I joined dis site, Gork & Mork blessed me by making me blank profile picture GREEN and I has not changed it yet!
Was literally about to comment that I’d be blasting Motörhead’s ‘Speed Freak’ right before Arch says so himself. I see you’re a man of quality as well... 😎
@@donwebber9071 If you ignore what happens to a poor human world when invaded by orks, yeah...mostly comedy... Not that by 40k standards there is much difference, but is verily "horror" too...
yo is not in da kno wid da different ork tayr brans ummie?? -badyear -waaaghstone -waaaghstein -gretchelin -gorktinental -gorkyzieer -gretchelli (yes i know im not that good at this, but this was of the top of my head,im sure there other who do better)
Man just imagine that as a movie it would make mad max look like teletubies Also there is a theory that orks think there is air in space so they don't need space suits
Sonic can run faster than the speed of light without destroying the universe and therefore IS a god or could KILL God and I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
I have a brilliant plan! All imperial hives in the direct path of an Ork waaaagh need to immediately paint all structures purple thus cloaking them from the xenos menace!
The more I hear about Orks and Colour, the more my brain melts out my ears. So I assume this is the Ork gestalt consciousness' answer, or maybe even the Beast's answer, to Jaghatai and the White Scars desires to... "go fast"?
There are two Second Founding Successor Chapters of the White Scars that paint their armour red: the Rampagers and the Storm Lords (though the latter only paint their armour half red)
ah the days of trying to stack as many models onto the trukk as you can in tabletop, using every bit and hook on the model to clamp on another boy or nob
so if you vehicle is green and gets splashed by red paint, by running over some guardsmen for example, its like a nitro injection and suddenly break the sound barrier
Remember there are 2 facts in any universe Red ones go faster Duct tape can fix anything. Thank you mythbusters for destroying a car....using duct tape and waaargh energy and it still worked. They put holes in the engine and it still ran....
RED UNS GO FASTA! YELLER SPLODES REEL GUD! ORENG IS REEL BURNY! BLU IS GUD LUKS! PERPUL IS FER SNEEKY GITZ! BLAK IS REEL ARD! BUT GREEN IS DA BEST!!! - Unknown Mekboss
I mean in fairness one B-52 did come back from a flight missing it’s elevators and rudder. And still landed. So they are though mothers. *edit spelling*
Ahhh yes this brings my memories back from Prophets of the waaaagh We really need more content of this it's kinda sad there is so very ... little in the recent years about it. Just imagine how much fun it would be to have a game to build your Orkiest Vehicle.
Tha red wunz go fasta. Tha blue wunz are lukkier. Tha green wunz are bestest. Tha yellow wunz are boomiest. Tha purple wunz... Tha purple wunz are snekkiest. Neva seen a purple ork, did ya?
While we continue to wait for a possible (though unlikely) remaster of Gorka Morka, I'm happy that there's a way to carry on the Speed Freaks legacy via Crossout. Considering the game's post-apocalyptic theme and the main draw of the game revolving around crafting vehicles from the frame up, it's no wonder that I've seen a lot of Ork themed builds on the exhibition. That includes the semi half hazard building methods, too.
Man... "WHAG!!!!!!!!" energy is just OP as hell. I'm sure the reason vehicles work as they do is because they saw the humi vehicles and just have a 2nd grader's understanding of hard cars work. So it works... because "WHAG!!!!!!!"
Hey, I've got a question Arch. What is your opinion on Machine Spirits? There are plenty of different theories about them and different authors imply different things. I have always thought they are warp entities created by the faith of the Omnissiah which, much like WAAHHH energy and the faith of the Sisters of Battle, are considered different from chaos.
@@Marinealver In JP the line was "Must go Faster!" but it wasn't repeated, and there was no "GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!", although I will admit I messed up the line as the Go part should read as I have written it here
Faith in Gork will make me stronk. But Mork will smash my teef out. So paint da fist red, so it be fast. When Mork deceides to love me. - Leonarzog da Squiggly, Orc poet and speed freak on Gork and Mork -
Dam , Arch , i am watching you for around 2 years ( i think ) And yet you still make me laught and enjoy 40k so much. GW should pay you mate , because you are the sole reasson i still spend any money on GW stuff.
Dear White Scars, if ur really so fast, den why ain’t ya da Red Scars?
-Turning Point Ork
I lost it
Dez red, Dez jus got so zoggin fast da red fly off, Dez reached the death speed.
Secondary color for Scars is red. Expecially parts that show off their scars. They... are in fact.. red!
Well... shit.
@Jack Adams On a more serious note. That's pretty much where the Orks got it from, their experiences with Saim Hann Eldar and later on Blood Angels during Armageddon 2 made them realize that red indeed is fasta. iirc It was mentioned during the Armageddon 3 campaign. I'm suprised Arch didn't mention it, maybe it was retconned, idk.
Was in a Rogue Trader game where the Ork Mek painted one side of the Imperial ship he was on Red (He wanted to do the other side but the Rogue Trader would not let him). The Tech Priests could not figure out how the ship listed to one side until they ramped up the engines on the other side, it was Illogical that one side of the ship was trying to go faster than the other side......
Human-Decartes: "I think, thus I am"
Ork-Decartes: "I think, thus it works"
OI FINKZ, SO'Z IT WORKZ!
@Richard Joyce je pense, donc je suis?
Excuse my poor Ork to human translation engine
I think and it blows up bigger
When in doubt just stick to the original in this case the Latin cogito ergo sum
I know thus it do what itz supposed ta do
Why the hell does Arch keep laughing, this is proven science damn it!
Also:
Purple is the sneakiest color
Blue is good luck
Yellow makes things blow up better
And Green is just the best all around color........ it's proven science damn it!
Green iz best
and black is the toughest!
I honestly hope that the general from the Second and Third War for Armageddon slowly learned what the Orcs believed, and had his outfits, weapons, armor, and personal vehicles all modified to best benefit from the WAAAGH power thanks to the Orcs' slowly-developed fear of him.
During a normal war, he would be an oddly-dressed still-competent general, but when Orcs arrived, he would become almost superhuman as he dominates the battlefield and slowly forces the Orc horde back.
and that boss yarrik is a humie git, but maks a good foight loik a ork boss should
Purple vehicles do not exist. Nobody has ever seen a purple orc vehicle. If any orc was crazy enough to try making one they would loose track of it as it would be too sneaky.
You know, a bunch of people call the Tau the weebs of Warhammer 40K,
but believing hard enough that your stuff will go faster is a *very* anime concept.
for an anime waif the idea of the form is more important than the science.
for an ork the OUTCOME of the object is more important than anything some stupid lil git yells before he's bashed in the gubbins with this ere choppa
No power of friendship, no waifus and no flowing hair (those scalp-locks are parasites).
Doesn't feel very anime to me. Impossibly cut, huge, bulging muscles and oversized, impractical weapons (on top of shrugging off serious injuries) are a maybe, but those are a staple of non-japanese fiction as well.
Char Zaku 2 intensifies.
That red Zaku is 3 times faster!
Considering that the Weirdboyz operate like shonen anime protagonists (e.g. the longer they scream, the stronger they become) that's not off by much,
The true Fast and the Furious.
The true Mad Max
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Thunderous sonic boom occurs)
Ahh you beat me too it \m/
Human: "It's about family."
Ork: "WAAAAAAAGH!"
*SMASHING SOUNDS, CRUNCHING SOUNDS, CHEWING SOUNDS, BANGING SOUNDS*
Ork: "It's 'bout what nob fits da faster kar, ye git!"
Gork = fast and furious
Mork = furious and fast
Most lucrative business ever: Selling red paint to speedfreak orks.
good luck finding out how to sell teef.
trade with another tribe for materiel? best bet is probably the blood axes since theyll probably have decent condition imperium salvage that should still work for a non ork
@@zenoblues7787 1. Sell red paint for teeth
2. Trade teeth for other stuff
3. Get out of there before they bash my skull in.
Right behind whoever provides dry cleaning to the Mordian Iron Guard
@@lordfrostwind3151 And the dude who polishes skulls that are used for servo-skulls.
Arch: *makes a video on 40k ork lore*
Me: "It's been 84 years..."
He made serval recent videos about the Necrons, they are good
@@Turnil321 Why does that matter? I watch whatever Arch-sama puts out anyway. Necron ain't orks.
@@MizantropMan reply, as an Ork only player I feel your pain. The Imperium gets all the damn lore
"Wut problum?"
"Tree weel gone, enjin gone."
"Fanzee pants count hi. Jus fil tank wit red paint. It...will...go....fastest...."
How to slow an Ork Speed Freak onslaught: An entire regiment of Imperial Guard armed with water pistols full of paint stripper
Or even better, upscale it. Repurpose hellhounds inferno cannons to spray that stuff instead, longer range.
They will proceed to paint their vehicles red again with the blood of all the recently slain guardsmen
Or, hear me out here, an entire Leman Russ Tank formation painted red.
@@daemonlordmagnusthered6213 And not tell the crew why it's red (inquisters oreders) I can hear the driver now, " Why the hell are we picking up speed the closer we get"
Ah Orks: The only race where their technology works because they believe it does, not because it actually should work.
Pistons missing from your engine? Not an issue!
A plane that could NEVER fly in a million years? It flies!
A car that automatically goes faster, just because it's red? You bet!
A plane with a missing fuel gauge, replaced by one that simply reads "WAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"? Also flies!
I remember reading a story about the Orks using a captured Leman Russ. No matter how much damage the Imperium dealt the tank, it just kept coming back. Finally, the Imperium managed to recapture it and sent a team of tech priests to figure out how the Orks made it so durable. And when the tech priests opened up the tank to take a look, there was no engine. There was a drawing of an engine.
@@Warrior-Of-Virtue lol. I really want to read this now
GrammarTron3000 hell even choas tech works in theory atleast
Hey, ork planes at least look like they can fly
It does work but it's like it works 60% of the time 100% of the time.
It's like saying "that is close enough" after giving up on working further actually makes it work.
*"SAVTY MEH'SUREZ? WUT IN GORK'S NAME WUZ DAT?"*
*"IT MEANZ MOAR RED, YA GIT."*
*"OOOO, I GOT IT, BOSS. MOAR RED, MOAR SAVTY, MOAR FASTAH!"*
It's lost in translation, clearly.
"If you'z goin' fasta you'z 'arder ta hit; eazy maffs."
Fun fact, people still program games to run on the Dreamcast and there is even a dedicated online community for getting its online functionality up and running.....
nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
13:16 Arch, IRL, all colors of light always go at the constant Speed of Light, red light has the highest wavelength of visible light though. Even within material light isn't going slower, the light is just bumping into atoms that get in its way so it has to traverse a longer path then light in a vacuum does.
However, red light does go the straightest when it hits a prism or water. Red light cares the least about rough terrain and just keeps on truckin'! It's the Orkiest color, except green of course! The only thing with green is that it's too holy of a color to paint, which, I guess, is why Orks never paint anything green, change my mind!
Dis git getz it.
Finally that shithead magos will surely believe in my own and the abilities of the Ordo Xenos that red does, in fact, go faster
@@harbl99 Humies iz always tryin' ta become GREEN!
When they iz young, older humies always tell 'em "eat your GREENS so ya become big and strong, ya runty grot!"
When humies join the army, their nob tells them "Oi! Ya gits may think you're black or white, but you iz all really GREEN!" Then the new army gits gotta put on GREEN clothes and then they paint their trukks, battlewagons, and sometimes even their faces GREEN!
GREEN IZ BEST and even humies know it!
When I joined dis site, Gork & Mork blessed me by making me blank profile picture GREEN and I has not changed it yet!
@@zigzag1630 This git 'ere may have a point.
The Orks follow the Tod Howard school of thought when it comes to Technology, "It Just works."
"It just orks!!!"
oooo, thats a good one.
Everyone: This seems to be rather impossible, don't you think?
Arch: Orcs
Everyone OOOHHH, Forgot about that factor, carry on, carry on.
Was literally about to comment that I’d be blasting Motörhead’s ‘Speed Freak’ right before Arch says so himself.
I see you’re a man of quality as well... 😎
Quality and culture
Da Gof Rockerz has "Da Red Button" that would fit this video.
Kulture
Ork Speed Freaks..... basically Mad Max dialed up to a million....
Gorkamorka was the holy truth toward which the Mad Max films only fumbled.
You mean, to 40k?
well... yeah, and we love it
Orks are the epitome of a horror-comedy.
I second the motion.
Mostly comedy
@@donwebber9071
If you ignore what happens to a poor human world when invaded by orks, yeah...mostly comedy...
Not that by 40k standards there is much difference, but is verily "horror" too...
2:52 - The Ork Tire Brand "Bad Year".
My sides are gone.
yo is not in da kno wid da different ork tayr brans ummie??
-badyear
-waaaghstone
-waaaghstein
-gretchelin
-gorktinental
-gorkyzieer
-gretchelli
(yes i know im not that good at this, but this was of the top of my head,im sure there other who do better)
Bad Moon 🌙 would be better
Oh come on, Goodwaaaagh, Gitzelin, Waaaaaghrelli... It was right there.
@@harbl99 i have no problem with that ;-)
14:18 I love how when he's talking about what the Kult is, he hesitates because Orks are so much of a confusing thing, he genuinely isn't sure.
Ork War truks, powered by liquid seal cubs. Sounds like an ork advertisement.
The only race where, no suspension, loud engines, and bald tires are features not bugs.
Only fancy gits have tires everyone else gets short catapiler treads
Smoov weels go fastah!
Liquidised seal cubs “Overlord 2” anyone
I've completed that one, there are even hippy elves in that - that's a game set in Greenpeace Hell.
Be gone beast, and make it fast!
For if you don’t, we’ll kick your ass!
A gem of a game. Also Kelda is Best Mistress.
>RED UNS GO FASTA!
Char Aznable approves this message.
Man just imagine that as a movie it would make mad max look like teletubies
Also there is a theory that orks think there is air in space so they don't need space suits
Well when you need to smash your fighta bomba windshield out to use your own shoota in void combat.......duh
@@donwebber9071 😂😂
I remember a certain story about that
Aaa1q@@tzebet8707
Cult of Speed: Red Ones Go Faster
Cult of Sonic: Peace was never an option
Oi, catch dat blue spikey squig.
I bet he's good eattings!
Sonic can run faster than the speed of light without destroying the universe and therefore IS a god or could KILL God and I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 okay, but if an ork's wearing red shoes 👟 he can beat sonic in a foot race
Red paint on an Ork bike is like "tone paint" for a guitar. It works, but only if you believe it.
6:35 What surprises me more this that the car actually had an engine in the first place! Let alone 'working' pistons...
I have a brilliant plan! All imperial hives in the direct path of an Ork waaaagh need to immediately paint all structures purple thus cloaking them from the xenos menace!
The Blood Axes agree 🔴🪓 ⬛⬜⬛⬜
There's a scientific reason you have never seen an Ork in a purple Tutu
Have you ever seen a purple ork?
*_"DA HOHL SKREENZ GOHN RED! DAT MEENZ AH'M SOOPAH-FAHST! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!"_*
Dangerously going very fast, increases the spread of ork spores.
So if they go to battle it's like constandly having sex and they climax when they die? Abandon human, got to mushroom.
I now want a 10 second video of Arch yelling *SPEED FREEKS* at the top of his lungs while playing Motorhead playing in the background.
The more I hear about Orks and Colour, the more my brain melts out my ears. So I assume this is the Ork gestalt consciousness' answer, or maybe even the Beast's answer, to Jaghatai and the White Scars desires to... "go fast"?
There are two Second Founding Successor Chapters of the White Scars that paint their armour red: the Rampagers and the Storm Lords (though the latter only paint their armour half red)
@@MythosTheSophist In other words, the White Scars successors are benefiting and... psychological warfare!
Its sounds like at 20:43 is when the colors of his clothes faded just right to make his voice quiet.
"That sounds mildly impossible"
These are orks, a fungoid species who have weapons that are cobbled together from scrap, spit, duct tape, and hope
Now I imagine, when two cults of speed fight it is like Initial D, except with guns and explosives.
So, Carmageddon?
@@hemidas more like Twisted Metal
"Grotz, grotz, grotz! We'z gonna step on da grotz!"
@@Morgomir09 That works too.
Imagine an ork falling into a vat of red paint and becoming Sonik da 'Edge'og
ah the days of trying to stack as many models onto the trukk as you can in tabletop, using every bit and hook on the model to clamp on another boy or nob
This rule needs to make a comeback!
this sounds so cool, now I want an blork (blue colored orks) army of speedfreaks.
The Warp.
AKA:
A fun Vacation Destination for Orks!
Orks truely are the only race that are truely happy in 40k
so if you vehicle is green and gets splashed by red paint, by running over some guardsmen for example, its like a nitro injection and suddenly break the sound barrier
Finally was going into withdrawal without my weekly dose of Arch Warhammer lore.
In Swedish "på två röda" (on two reds) means to do something quickly, I wonder if that's related
Weez woz promised sum Motörhead over 'ere, Humie!! Giv uz sum real fightin' noizes, ya git!!!
What would the defining track be? Built for Speed? Riding with the Driver? Overkill?
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck well personally I would say Overkill seems pretty appropriate for Orks.
Arch? Arch? You forget the the special button, the red one!
40k Orks are my all time favorite fictional race ever. They are the phrase "I don't give a f#$k" made flesh literally.
More precisely flesh and fungus.
C'os Orks don't need all dem stoopid swishy, blobby bits wot yoo find inside an humie when chop 'em in arf.
To an ork, the only thing more fun than getting into a fight is getting quickly into a fight.
Two cult of speed warbands going to war with each other.
Now that would be a sight to see!
As someone who owns a red car...I can approve of the effects of Red ☄
Then some Ork came up with the idea of painting their guns and bullets red, and there was almost `nuff DAKKA.
Almost.
Remember there are 2 facts in any universe
Red ones go faster
Duct tape can fix anything. Thank you mythbusters for destroying a car....using duct tape and waaargh energy and it still worked. They put holes in the engine and it still ran....
If fueling motor vehicles with liquidized seal cubs is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
It’s always a good day when Arch uploads ANY Ork lore videos!!
DON'T WANNA SLEEP
NOT FOR A WEEK
CAUSE I'M A SPEED FREAK
RED UNS GO FASTA!
YELLER SPLODES REEL GUD!
ORENG IS REEL BURNY!
BLU IS GUD LUKS!
PERPUL IS FER SNEEKY GITZ!
BLAK IS REEL ARD!
BUT GREEN IS DA BEST!!!
- Unknown Mekboss
🔴🟡🟠🔵🟣⚫🟢⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛
Consider: Magnus the red fighting Orkz
"We cant cach 'im!!!!"
Cue Magnus zipping around uncontrollably and screaming like a little girl for it to stop.
Those aren't ventilation holes. Those a speed holes.
Only if the holes are red.
I lost it at "Bad Year" tires, hahaha! 2:47
It's only mildly impossible if you haven't seen the photos a B-52 returning to base in WWII.
Are you sure you don’t mean the B-17? Not trying to throw shade.
I mean in fairness one B-52 did come back from a flight missing it’s elevators and rudder. And still landed. So they are though mothers.
*edit spelling*
@@georgezwick3717 "Dem bitz was just slowin da plane down. We's better off wivart dem." -- After Action Report
Love the ork lore such an interesting race even though they boil everything down to the most basic and primal instincts and reactions
I love that you're a fan of motorhead.
Orks always reminded me of a mix between the Turnbull AC's from the Warriors, football hooligans, and Mad Max.
Only question an ork will ask if offered a bigger gun is this. "is it more shootier or does it have more Dakka?"
the answer to both questions is yes.
Ahhh yes this brings my memories back from Prophets of the waaaagh
We really need more content of this it's kinda sad there is so very ... little in the recent years about it.
Just imagine how much fun it would be to have a game to build your Orkiest Vehicle.
If you ever built a Harley chopper you can definitely relate to Orks. Those things run purely on intuition and wishful thinking
Tha red wunz go fasta.
Tha blue wunz are lukkier.
Tha green wunz are bestest.
Tha yellow wunz are boomiest.
Tha purple wunz... Tha purple wunz are snekkiest.
Neva seen a purple ork, did ya?
While we continue to wait for a possible (though unlikely) remaster of Gorka Morka, I'm happy that there's a way to carry on the Speed Freaks legacy via Crossout. Considering the game's post-apocalyptic theme and the main draw of the game revolving around crafting vehicles from the frame up, it's no wonder that I've seen a lot of Ork themed builds on the exhibition. That includes the semi half hazard building methods, too.
Mork zog ya, arch! Dem's SPEED HOLES! Dey make da trukk go FASTA!
"Speed holes" XD
The Red Suns go Fasta!
4:15
Simple, Orks are more stubborn then they are stupid and they are VERY stubborn. When they have set their mind on something, it will happen.
As an engineering student I can confirm, everything here is completely possible and plausible given A certain set of circumstances.
It's all about assuming the necessary assumptions.
All my vehicles run on my wishful thinking
The pistons in my Honda did the same thing. Neither Gork or Mork cared...
Guess I should have used liquified seals.
Man... "WHAG!!!!!!!!" energy is just OP as hell.
I'm sure the reason vehicles work as they do is because they saw the humi vehicles and just have a 2nd grader's understanding of hard cars work. So it works... because "WHAG!!!!!!!"
Hey, I've got a question Arch. What is your opinion on Machine Spirits? There are plenty of different theories about them and different authors imply different things. I have always thought they are warp entities created by the faith of the Omnissiah which, much like WAAHHH energy and the faith of the Sisters of Battle, are considered different from chaos.
Would love anything more Ork as I’ve finally gotten the funds to indulge in collecting to display and plan to just have fun because ORK!
White scars: we have motorbikes so we can go fast
Speed freaks in 100 tonne monstrositythat shouldn't even work:
*LET'S FUCKING VROOOOOOOOOOPMMMMM!*
Was in a Toyota on the freeway and have experienced piston leaving engine
“The imperium land raider is an-“
“PANTDATREDCUZIZGOEZFASTAYAGIT!”
🐍
💀 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Orks are tequally completely utterly ridiculous imbeciles and completely IQ 200 big brain geniuses
And that’s why I love them
"Today we are going to talk about Ork speed freaks" Me: "Could you be more specific? That's all Orks."
4:34 I had to pause here to have some laugh. This biker is just... cute XD Love this model.
The speed cults probably have one hell of a rivalry with the white scars.
Gotta love the Evil Sunzs!! Riding into battle on LITERAL RED FUCKING ROCKETS!!!
So, would Jeff Goldblum's line in Independence Day be like the Speed Freak mantra?
"Must go Faster! Must go Faster!! MUST GO fASTER!!! GOGOGOGO!!!!"
Randy Quaid's plane was red. That's why he could go fast enough to blow up the ship.
That was Jurassic Park when getting chased by the T-Rex
I felt like he had a similar line in Independence day. 🤔
@@TealWolf26 That's explains everything:)
@@Marinealver In JP the line was "Must go Faster!" but it wasn't repeated, and there was no "GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!", although I will admit I messed up the line as the Go part should read as I have written it here
Faith in Gork will make me stronk.
But Mork will smash my teef out.
So paint da fist red, so it be fast.
When Mork deceides to love me.
- Leonarzog da Squiggly, Orc poet and speed freak on Gork and Mork -
And one fateful day, the 100th ork assembled random scrap.
Dam , Arch , i am watching you for around 2 years ( i think )
And yet you still make me laught and enjoy 40k so much.
GW should pay you mate , because you are the sole reasson i still spend any money on GW stuff.
So....I wonder.
If Ork fight Khorne's army......will Khorne entire army get a speed boost when get near Ork?
By Ork Logic, YES.
That great Ork dichotomy... MOAR GUN OAR MOAR FAST?!? Strangely enough, the answer always seems to be... YES!
Must be why farsight is good at hit and run tactics
Thanks... Mate... You've just given away the big enemy Dom and co will have to meet in Fast and Furious 40k.
Just when I didnt think I could love the orks any more arch teaches me more about speed freaks 😜
they are so funny and I love looking at the kitbashes people do for the gang
I accept this early birthday gift with the sincerest gratitude. Orks is best.
My new paint job agrees with the Orks.
Also Spell check decidedly that Orks needs to be capitalized, soon it shall be accepted Komrades.
I think I've seen a movie about speed freaks and the awesome speed of their machines...it was titled "The Ork that could not slow down"
dialogues between mechboys speedboys and weird boys have to be hilarious