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Unrelated but if you can cover 'revenge attacks in china' on one of your more serious channels you'd be doing a really noble necessary thing for the victims and possible peace in the future. well wishes🙏🏾
As a woman, hearing the decent men of the world call out other men's awful actions will never get old. Neither will hearing other women stand up for themselves & each other.
@@ascotalexanderbruce Not sure why you seem to think I support misandry based on my comment about how much I love seeing decent men call out the awful ones. I just appreciate all of the good men (I know there are many) out there being themselves.
I love it when people come together and say we're not going to deal with this crap anymore it restores my faith in humanity. There is what is lawful and there is what is right it can be a fuzzy line at times. Mob Justice isn't always the answer except for when it is❤
Simon, you can't have it both ways. You can't tell your writers to drastically limit their personal annecdotes and introductions, and then be upset when Dave doesn't elaborate on his former roomate commiting massive fraud in his name. RIP Danny's introductions. #OGBB
I've always been a huge fan of Julius Caesar, I remember being told this story at school - standard 2/age 8 when we had library afternoon once a week and the teacher who was also the librarian - this was a small country school - taught us lots of Roman history along with the Greek and Roman mythology. Thank you Mr Bridgely.
Dave really has had the most interesting life. Every time he starts a video with a story from his own life, I know it's going to be insane, scary, or just plain weird, but always hilarious.
I also read once as part of the Caesar story that while in custody, Caesar convinced the pirates to sleep 20 feet away from him because they smelled bad and that offended him. And they did partly because he wouldn't shut up about it.
On the issue of 'pay your tradespeople' there was an inversion of that recently when a elderly gentleman from Kingsclere wanted a new kitchen. He bought it from Wickes but was unhappy with the workmanship. Refusing all offers to remedy the snagging issues, he demanded that Wickes remove the kitchen entire. Noting that this would cost a lot more than it would to fix it, Wickes declined. In retaliation, he hired a tank and parked it outside the Basingstoke branch where it remained for several weeks. After he eventually left, he received a ban from all branches of Wickes and the Basingstoke branch now has anti tank barricades at the car park entrance.
Always remember Tim Shaw (radio presenter in the UK) having his wife exact revenge on him.Shaw's wife, Hayley, sold his Lotus Esprit, worth £25,000, for 50p on eBay after he joked with Jodie Marsh live on air that he would leave his wife and two children for her
I feel like “And remember: always pay your tradespeople!” should become a standard part of the outro. 😂 (as a freelance writer I heartily agree with this statement)
Don't know about the Porsche one but Tim Shaw co host of Car SOS in UK thirsted after a glamour model he was interviewing on the radio, think he actually said something about trading one in for other. His wife was listening and listed car on eBay for silly amount but collection had to be quick. It was a Lotus Elise worth about 20-30k at the time. True story.
11:03 _... the future emperor ..._ He isn't considered and emperor. His last office was _dictator_ which was an official republican office used in perilous times. However, a normal Roman dictator could only reign for half a year and had immunity from prosecution for what he had done in office. Both Sulla's and Caesar's dictatorships were actually unconstitutional, especially since Caesar was declared _dictator perpetuus_ in 45 BC, meaning "for life". This life, however, didn't last long.
For chapter 1 story I envision Cell Block Tango playing in the background while he was getting his comeuppance. And remember acts by Olga of Kiev and Genghis Khan.
Age of Consent varies from state to state. It's 18 in California and some states, 16-17 other states. Some states also have "Romeo and Juliet" provisions, where couples close in age are exempt from SR laws. Basically, a legal sexual relationship cannot become illegal just because the older partner had a birthday.
I had a manager that was absolutely terrible in store I worked at that gave cooking lessons. I quit and a good 6 months later I would still get calls to my cell phone asking me questions about product deliveries. I had asked repetitively to be removed, but the delivery service couldn’t do that only the account holder could and my old manager never removed me. So one morning I get a call at 5 am on my day off telling me the delivery wasn’t confirmed and they couldn’t contact anyone. It was a massive order right before the holidays and they needed a confirmation. Instead, I cancelled the order using my old confirmation code they never deleted. All classes for the day were cancelled losing them about $5 k in refunds alone plus they lost the deposit on the product. Needless to say, I was never called again
Yeah, I think Dave may been sighted at one time. I was close to the blind community at one time, so I wonder about this. I'm a trained blind guide and hate people guiding wrong on TV.
As a note on the builder destroying the work he did, in the US we have an alternative option. A tradesman can put whats called a mechanics lien on a property. The summary of it is the lien goes on the title and if anything happens with the house, even like foreclosure, the trades that have a lien get paid before the bank or anyone else. This has come up because I am currently working on my architects license, and this kind of thing could be on my first test.
Hey... Aren't those the coins from your Dave Is Daredevil test on your desk?!! My suspension of disbelief is ruined! You've shattered the illusion, and therefore you've shattered my middle age. Way. To. Go. Great job. 😭
Unless you can prove you regularly consume ridiculously spicy food, this is considered booby-trapping and is illegal in the USA 😬 be prepared to eat that shit in court lmao
@@andrew24601 Does that also apply to your own home or only communal spaces? aka work fridges. That sounds like the kind of thing that would be in place at a workplace but I don't feel like they should have that same level of control or authority in your own home.
There WAS a bar near where I live some years ago that was renovated. The owner failed to pay the team that built the new building. Shortly after, around 2 am, he received a call that was from the local fire department, telling him his new bar is currently on fire. He rushed to the scene and found all eight firemen standing around, keeping all the onlookers at a safe distance, AND LITERALLY ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS in the raging inferno that WAS his bar. He then noticed that all eight of them were familiar faces. And the eldest son of the chief of police is also in that eight. The ninth familiar face was the local fire marshal. They were his unpaid construction crew. ALWAYS PAY THE SERVICE WORKERS. Oh, and one of the crew bought the lot, and only cleaned enough of the rubble to make leaving the rest not technically illegal. the remains are still there, taunting that cheapskate. The place burned near two decades ago.
I have to say I really appreciate the Venture Brothers memes sprinkled in the brain Blaze lately. I'm not sure who is doing the editing but carry on you're doing a wonderful job. Go team venture!✌️
On my way to work one day I made an illegal U turn, and some road vigilante (not a cop) got upset and cut me off/ break checked me, and flipped me off. He ended up going to my job wanting to have a drink after work. I was the bar tender
15:30 Reminds me of a KMart ad I saw once. Former race car driver turned commentator Darrell Waltrip was at a drive in diner and saw the bill had $10 for a hamburger so he told a story of a guy who bought a hot rod for $10. A woman was selling the car because her husband was having an affair and run off with his mistress. He told he to sell the car and send him the money. She mailed him a $10 bill.
Simon: Given that the sea is fairly big, you might have thought this would have been difficult, nay impossible. Caesar: Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I feel your doing Caesar a great disservice. Caesar may have been entitled, but he was legendarily persuasive. He didn't use coercion or bullying. His skills at oratory were so powerful, it's said he could get you to do whatever he thought you should do, by giving you a speech. History certainly backs that up. When kings caused revulsion in Rome, he became one in all but name, an impressive feat
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Unrelated but if you can cover 'revenge attacks in china' on one of your more serious channels you'd be doing a really noble necessary thing for the victims and possible peace in the future. well wishes🙏🏾
The guys at Backblaze didn't believe me that Backblaze sent me.
It's very cold in spaaaace
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@@tubensalat1453i thought he said that too lol 😂
I love that Dave is like, "Yeah, he took out credit cards in my name, whatever. But if that fucker takes my curry one more time..."
Dave was probably lying about the credit cards, that's all that was.
You don't mess with a man's food
Yes that's how you write fiction. It's all he does.
@@RitzStarr oooooooooooooooooooooooooo do tell
I mean, have you ever had a properly made curry??
As a woman, hearing the decent men of the world call out other men's awful actions will never get old. Neither will hearing other women stand up for themselves & each other.
@@ascotalexanderbruce Not sure why you seem to think I support misandry based on my comment about how much I love seeing decent men call out the awful ones. I just appreciate all of the good men (I know there are many) out there being themselves.
I love it when people come together and say we're not going to deal with this crap anymore it restores my faith in humanity. There is what is lawful and there is what is right it can be a fuzzy line at times. Mob Justice isn't always the answer except for when it is❤
I fucking died at "i was thinking oh he took the beer from fridge no he comitted MEGA FRAUD"🤣😂🤣😂
Simon, you can't have it both ways. You can't tell your writers to drastically limit their personal annecdotes and introductions, and then be upset when Dave doesn't elaborate on his former roomate commiting massive fraud in his name. RIP Danny's introductions. #OGBB
OGBB i see you and i miss them too
Ditto #OGBB
I miss Danny. Dudes a legend.
OGBB business as usual
I've always been a huge fan of Julius Caesar, I remember being told this story at school - standard 2/age 8 when we had library afternoon once a week and the teacher who was also the librarian - this was a small country school - taught us lots of Roman history along with the Greek and Roman mythology. Thank you Mr Bridgely.
Dave really has had the most interesting life. Every time he starts a video with a story from his own life, I know it's going to be insane, scary, or just plain weird, but always hilarious.
Yes, that's called writing fiction. Not particularly good or believable fiction either. Probably because his actual life is dull and empty.
@RitzStarr someone's projecting... you're obviously a fan of his writing of you're a fan of this channel... lol grow up and look in a mirror
@@RitzStarr Are you Paul?
@@RitzStarrok paul 🤡
Here I am, 5 seconds in, trying to figure out how to serve gazpacho soup "precisely and mercilessly"
It's all about the plating
Phantom Limb is a certified legend
I suppose you have never been to Spain.
Just try different things, eventually you'll find something that works
Not like Arnold Rimmer.
Oh yesss, I saw the Netflix doc about that Akku guy. I can only say I wholeheartedly approve of the justice that was meted out to him by the community
I love the honest outro from Simon. "Pay your tradesmen"
If they deliver, you should too.
I also read once as part of the Caesar story that while in custody, Caesar convinced the pirates to sleep 20 feet away from him because they smelled bad and that offended him. And they did partly because he wouldn't shut up about it.
I personally love the stories of those who indeed fucked around followed by a healthy dose of finding out.
Yes, the finding out is the best part, but sadly, all too often it's the wrong people finding out after others did all the fucking around
3:10 - Mid roll ads
5:00 - Chapter 1 - The lynching of akku yadav
9:15 - Chapter 2 - Julius caesar
13:35 - Chapter 3 - Unnamed victim of extra marital affair
17:10 - Chapter 4 - Stiff around & find out
PS: 15:55 - Confused brain
Mad Respect for taking the time to do this for anyone who actually checks the comments for the information..
Good work, mate...
On the issue of 'pay your tradespeople' there was an inversion of that recently when a elderly gentleman from Kingsclere wanted a new kitchen. He bought it from Wickes but was unhappy with the workmanship. Refusing all offers to remedy the snagging issues, he demanded that Wickes remove the kitchen entire. Noting that this would cost a lot more than it would to fix it, Wickes declined. In retaliation, he hired a tank and parked it outside the Basingstoke branch where it remained for several weeks. After he eventually left, he received a ban from all branches of Wickes and the Basingstoke branch now has anti tank barricades at the car park entrance.
Always remember Tim Shaw (radio presenter in the UK) having his wife exact revenge on him.Shaw's wife, Hayley, sold his Lotus Esprit, worth £25,000, for 50p on eBay after he joked with Jodie Marsh live on air that he would leave his wife and two children for her
I still think Saint Olga of Kiev has one of the most INSANE revenge story's I have ever heard.
Those Drevlians had no idea 😂
😂 this channel keeps me going. That's it, just this channel. Thanks Simon and Gang.
Holy shit, Dave's coming in hot on this one!
Likely because his pants are on fire. Y'know, cuz he spent half the video rambling about a fictional story he made up about himself.
I'm still waiting for Dave: The Movie.
...not as hot as his curry tho
@@RitzStarrSince you typed this claim so many times you must be able to show proof?
Steven He appearance at about 7:30! 🎉 what a pleasant surprise!
The editing today is _chef's kiss_ as always.
That was one of the best intros I've ever seen on this channel! BRAVO
Oh my gosh the new scam song edit 😂😂😂 I'm rolling.
16:30 Damnit. I just had my first "I'm old" moment. Simon's a greybeard and his default silly melody is a *Pokémon theme!*
from Smash 64
I feel like “And remember: always pay your tradespeople!” should become a standard part of the outro. 😂 (as a freelance writer I heartily agree with this statement)
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is sweet.
You'll get your just desserts.
Therefore, revenge must be ice-cream.
Gazpacho ice-cream.
Cold, precise, and maerciless.
Revenge is best served cold, revenge is sweet, revenge is.. ice cream.
It all becomes clear...
Sorry. I left my comment before I saw yours. :D
You'll get your just desserts.
Simon: I refuse to believe anything without evidence!
also Simon: I choose to believe this unsupported statement because it's awesome.
The quacking actually works… maybe have a different sound effect for every profanity. Makes it easier to understand what you’re talking about
Glad to see the coins from the episode written by Dave
i’m so distracted by thinking about the coins i’ve had to restart the video.
7:20 this editing is perfect, and that lady made a badass statement
"Yea you can never have enough precision in your soup"... GO TEAM VENTURE!
Don't know about the Porsche one but Tim Shaw co host of Car SOS in UK thirsted after a glamour model he was interviewing on the radio, think he actually said something about trading one in for other. His wife was listening and listed car on eBay for silly amount but collection had to be quick. It was a Lotus Elise worth about 20-30k at the time. True story.
11:03
_... the future emperor ..._
He isn't considered and emperor. His last office was _dictator_ which was an official republican office used in perilous times. However, a normal Roman dictator could only reign for half a year and had immunity from prosecution for what he had done in office.
Both Sulla's and Caesar's dictatorships were actually unconstitutional, especially since Caesar was declared _dictator perpetuus_ in 45 BC, meaning "for life". This life, however, didn't last long.
Sam is a legend for including at least 1 Venture Bros clip in each Blaze. Infinitely referenceable show
This one wasn't edited by Sam it was Julian, but apart from that very true 😁
@@ilsingr5750 Then they're both legends. Top 3 all time cartoon
For chapter 1 story I envision Cell Block Tango playing in the background while he was getting his comeuppance.
And remember acts by Olga of Kiev and Genghis Khan.
My headphones were disconnected when this video started on my phone whilst in the office at work. Simon's shouting brought some strange looks.
There is no situation that can not be improved by a Venture Bros reference
I dare you to make less sense.
I wanna see the supercut of every single time Simon has said "What are you up to?!"
Love all of your channels usually informative, always enjoyable. This has been one of my favorites.
Age of Consent varies from state to state. It's 18 in California and some states, 16-17 other states. Some states also have "Romeo and Juliet" provisions, where couples close in age are exempt from SR laws. Basically, a legal sexual relationship cannot become illegal just because the older partner had a birthday.
I had a manager that was absolutely terrible in store I worked at that gave cooking lessons. I quit and a good 6 months later I would still get calls to my cell phone asking me questions about product deliveries. I had asked repetitively to be removed, but the delivery service couldn’t do that only the account holder could and my old manager never removed me. So one morning I get a call at 5 am on my day off telling me the delivery wasn’t confirmed and they couldn’t contact anyone. It was a massive order right before the holidays and they needed a confirmation. Instead, I cancelled the order using my old confirmation code they never deleted. All classes for the day were cancelled losing them about $5 k in refunds alone plus they lost the deposit on the product. Needless to say, I was never called again
8:54 u know u've seen so many shows and movies, when u said this exact quote, before it even came on screen😂😂
I started my morning (8 am) seeing the livestream and now we have a normal blaze. Its a good day to be alive
Dave keeps telling us crimes he committed, but very little about which mob took his eyes
Yeah, I think Dave may been sighted at one time. I was close to the blind community at one time, so I wonder about this. I'm a trained blind guide and hate people guiding wrong on TV.
Take your pick. That's all he does, make things up. Dude is a chronic liar.
He has a RUclips channel and you can see that his eyes look normal. They just don't work. So.
The first part of this episode could basically be a makeshift Mad Libs 🦆
The first time I heard that Porsche story was 1979 and it was set in San Diego.
Can't believe it's still got legs after all these years.
As a note on the builder destroying the work he did, in the US we have an alternative option. A tradesman can put whats called a mechanics lien on a property. The summary of it is the lien goes on the title and if anything happens with the house, even like foreclosure, the trades that have a lien get paid before the bank or anyone else.
This has come up because I am currently working on my architects license, and this kind of thing could be on my first test.
15:25 Like the Sun has anything to do with actual news!
I'm American, and even *I* know that! 😂
Genuinely thought Lorelei edited this because of the metalocalypse reference @1:41
That really confused me, because before that I was thinking "damn, no Lorelei, again 😿"
The intro startled my dog, who was sleeping so peacefully
More please! These were awesome..
Julian keep those Venture Bros memes coming. ✌️ GO TEAM VENTURE! ✌️
The 3rd recorded blaze in a row. You go Simon you're a beast!
16:15 Simon got some sick moves
Thanks Simon
“Dave! This isn’t _Casual Criminalist!”_
i’m looking forward to the follow up episode with St. Olga of Kyiv.
Hey... Aren't those the coins from your Dave Is Daredevil test on your desk?!! My suspension of disbelief is ruined! You've shattered the illusion, and therefore you've shattered my middle age. Way. To. Go. Great job. 😭
EDITOR! YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE VENTURE BROTHERS! me too tho.. its cool
Writer Dave is a legend. And the editors for brain blaze are hilarious.
Oh and Simon's pretty cool too lol ❤
Hey Dave, if you ever find yourself in that situation again, get a mini fridge for your bedroom. Bravo on the hot sauce revenge though.
Unless you can prove you regularly consume ridiculously spicy food, this is considered booby-trapping and is illegal in the USA 😬 be prepared to eat that shit in court lmao
@andrew24601 Just tell the judge what your roommate is like and charges will be dropped immediately. They know some people deserve it. Lol
@@andrew24601 Does that also apply to your own home or only communal spaces? aka work fridges. That sounds like the kind of thing that would be in place at a workplace but I don't feel like they should have that same level of control or authority in your own home.
There WAS a bar near where I live some years ago that was renovated. The owner failed to pay the team that built the new building. Shortly after, around 2 am, he received a call that was from the local fire department, telling him his new bar is currently on fire. He rushed to the scene and found all eight firemen standing around, keeping all the onlookers at a safe distance, AND LITERALLY ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS in the raging inferno that WAS his bar. He then noticed that all eight of them were familiar faces. And the eldest son of the chief of police is also in that eight. The ninth familiar face was the local fire marshal. They were his unpaid construction crew. ALWAYS PAY THE SERVICE WORKERS. Oh, and one of the crew bought the lot, and only cleaned enough of the rubble to make leaving the rest not technically illegal. the remains are still there, taunting that cheapskate. The place burned near two decades ago.
I believe that's called Justice
@@troygarza5720It's also called racketeering.
@@JoshSweetvale spoken like commie who didn't believe in paying what's owed
Saw the sponsor banner and for a spilt second I though it was ANOTHER Simon Whistler & Co production 😂😂
Yeah I'm on those women's side. Well done.
I basically giggled the entire entry after he started getting hit with the shoe
That lady thought she could do a Donald T*ump on that guy and ended up finding out that she was not Donald T*ump. XD
Trump will soon have a yuge comeuppance.
I have to say I really appreciate the Venture Brothers memes sprinkled in the brain Blaze lately. I'm not sure who is doing the editing but carry on you're doing a wonderful job. Go team venture!✌️
Backblaze is the best stock I’ve ever bought. Got in at 4$, it’s now a 10$ stock with no signs of slowing down. Thanks for the tip Simon
Too bad this video wasn't uploaded on the Ides of March. You guys miss an opportunity there?
What's a week between friends?
On my way to work one day I made an illegal U turn, and some road vigilante (not a cop) got upset and cut me off/ break checked me, and flipped me off. He ended up going to my job wanting to have a drink after work. I was the bar tender
“Here you go friend, shot on the house. What’s it called? Prairie Fire.”
It's not cool to illegally turn on someone and then passive aggressively label them a road vigilante. You're a dick. Plain and simple.
@@Ma660t5andw1ch Ice cold rumplemints
@@malditoduende2140 Did you tell them "Turns out, revenge is also a drink best served cold."?
All the venture bros clips lately...chefs kiss
Thanks !!
Love the Enron mug...
5:43 I'm going to assume what you said during the bleep was, "played patty cake". So, "he played patty cake with 40 women". He sounds fun
Was Caesar’s poetry anything like Vogon poetry?
Was he the writer of the one about the bit of green putty he found in his armpit?
The best part of the car story is that it is listed as being in "cheated in condition" 😂
Simon has his own hot sauce. Booty blaze 😂. For intellectuals, cowboys & astronauts only.
Sam thanks for the Beyoncé/Simon dance! That sh*t made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack, totally worth it!!
15:30 Reminds me of a KMart ad I saw once. Former race car driver turned commentator Darrell Waltrip was at a drive in diner and saw the bill had $10 for a hamburger so he told a story of a guy who bought a hot rod for $10. A woman was selling the car because her husband was having an affair and run off with his mistress. He told he to sell the car and send him the money. She mailed him a $10 bill.
Starting my day with my favourite show!
amazing as always lads. Just leaving a lil for the engagemet, and to shout ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MONARCH!!!
Sorry about being here late, Simon…
Same though
Not first.
Yeah, I missed the bus for this one also
remember to play with the balls
Simon is going to revenge you.
09:38
Actually, this was still the Roman republic.
I live in Solihull!! I shall do some digging!!
"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself."
-- Douglas Horton
Factboy breakin' off a little Ice Cube. Fo shizzle.
Did not expect the Frozen meme, good choice
I like your Enron mug, Simon 👌
Simon: Given that the sea is fairly big, you might have thought this would have been difficult, nay impossible.
Caesar: Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I live in Solihull b90 and I have heard about this story, I had never took much note of it and till now I must look into this now tho. 😂
the editing is 🔥🔥🔥
Me reading "r-word" and thinking "even abbreviated like that it's still a weird thing to call him"
10 seconds later... oh, THAT r word.... Daaaaaaamn
The Enron mug is amazing! 😂
Whistle-boy, good to see you.
The plot for "The Increasingly Bad Decisions of Todd Margaret", David Cross's faux British Sitcom, is the ultimate example of this. :)
Love that show!
I feel your doing Caesar a great disservice. Caesar may have been entitled, but he was legendarily persuasive. He didn't use coercion or bullying. His skills at oratory were so powerful, it's said he could get you to do whatever he thought you should do, by giving you a speech. History certainly backs that up. When kings caused revulsion in Rome, he became one in all but name, an impressive feat
🔌 If you were wondering about the dodecahedrons, Simon’s got a vid for that on Decoding the Unknown 🔌
Ya damn right he does. Heard the writer on that one is pretty good too.
Wow! Been a minute since ive seen a backblaze ad. Lol
Dave is a legend
thats life in a boarding house
At least Caesar was a politician who kept his word. 🤣🤣🤣