John Cena Makes China (Fast And) Furious | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- TIMECODES:
0:00 - START
0:10 - Alexx’s shoes
1:24 - Dov truffles Akaash on his car
20:20 - John Cena China talk
37:30 - Alexx dipped out on the team in Miami
49:55 - Drew moved into his new place in NYC
1:01:30 - Feelings no facts - WNBA
1:13:00 - Eliot Page
1:27:50 - JLo and Ben Affleck
1:36:27 - UFOs & Epstein
1:49:00 - Wuhan Lab Leak
2:01:00 - Jeff Bezos and Blue Horizon
2:09:00 - Lori Lightfoot only meeting with non white journalists
Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. 
Приколы
ON TOUR NOW
AKAASH
6/4-6/6: CB Live Phoenix, AZ
6/11-6/12- Bananas Hasbrouck Heights, NJ
6/17-19: Comedy Club of Kansas City, MO
7/1-7/3- American Comedy Club San Diego, CA
SCHULZ
THE INFAMOUS TOUR
8/13 - DALLAS, TX
8/14 - HOUSTON, TX
8/18 - TUSCON, AZ
8/20 & 21- LOS ANGELES, CA
9/3 & 4 - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
9/10 - DETROIT, MI
9/11 - MILWAUKEE, WI
9/16 - SAN DIEGO, CA
9/19 - AUSTIN, TX
10/8 - LOUISVILLE, KY
10/9 - CINCINNATTI, OH
10/16 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
10/22 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN
10/23 - WASHINGTON DC
11/12 - MADISON, WI
11/13 - CHICAGO, IL
11/19 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN
11/20 - FARGO, ND
12/31 - BOSTON, MA
Indy, Baby!!✨ Let’s Gooooooo!!⭐️🤣
I’m keeping an eye out for Atlanta, Ga gentlemen
Gotta come to Canada after we open er up
Comedy Club KC LFG 😎
Daaaammnnnnn shultzy none in WA!?
Mark was promoted from a student desk to a teacher’s assistant kind of chair.
This comment is so underrated. Straight gold
#LEVELS
yes massa
Thats Alex 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
“Everytime I’m trying to be racist, it turns out I was right.” Schultz 2021😂
Funniest shit ever.
Schultz 2024. LETS GO
@@dirtcom7 The Nose of the Free World rules with a HEAVY HAND and witches in the baldorf, let's go!
God bless our guy Akaash telling Andrew to “get to it!” Schulz loves making a 4 min story last 42 mins of the pod. 😂
Bro in the words of Akaash.. you ain't wrong when you right! You right about it!
LMAO andrew will fuck around and have the entire conversation with himself
😂😂😂
Schulz also be dragging some jokes out wayyyy too fuckin long
i need hire somebody to do this for me
Akaash MURDERIN' with the Blacks being late to the Olympics joke.... fucking love it!
Uoppj
@@seblegraham7021 what??
Timestamp?
That wide angle camera shot is still in Miami
😂😂😂
Missing the miami studio little extra today
Miami missing them too
Yeah it was really nice. They need to tidy up this place.
Welcome back to new yooorrrrkkkkkk
@@ajwaddanwarr3409 way too many colors. It’s disorienting and distracting everytime they cut to the wide shot
They’ll head back around October or so
Taiwan 🇹🇼 is a country. 🤷🏽♂️
A country partially established by people fighting for their freedom against Communists.
I miss the timestamp guy on joe rorgan podcast and here.
you need to hire him
Time stamp music guy! Bring him on board!
Did they pay him? I thought he was just a dude with OCD and a lot of free time.
for a while id see timestamps here on the actual video player but assume they couldnt bother doing that anymore
they have timestamps in the description
I still refer his timestamps from his website to watch Joe on Spotify.
A Tesla without the auto drive is definitely like a newer version of the Honda Accord, I think we can all agree on that
🧐
Once you sit in one, you’ll see; it feels like a spaceship in there
I haven’t been in any accord that goes from 0-60 in less than 3secs.
you've never driven a tesla have you?
@@jake.porter ignore this DORK wtf is a honda to a tesla? Prolly drivin around in ur moms prius anyway
I miss the Miami set already. I was thinking to myself why does this feel so different and then I saw the back wall. At least the machetes are still here and so are the bullet bottles but damn I miss that wallpaper already
Other studio did look cooler, but honestly, do you literally sit down and watch podcasts?
@@crazypath573 Yes. Watching is at least half the experience.
@@throwacnt7603 true
@@crazypath573 i watch when I’m driving
@@edforres1984 haha me too
Something is up with the wide cam. Colors are much darker and I couldn’t see Alex until he smiled
Fucking colorblind Miles does the color correction 🤦♂️ 😂
POINT!
Contrast much higher
@@quinnready2936 both these comments are gold
😂😂
Been tryna stick through life recently. Really struggling to keep going but the few hours I get to try not to think about things and listen to this podcast is at least 1 reason not to end things.
Keep going Doc👏🏽👏🏽
imagine buying a Tesla with no auto-drive; a taco with no tortilla, a burger with no cheese, a house with no roof, a life with no meaning. the fk is the point
Dov being a Jew might not put cheese on a burger either 😬
@@Rona44 that explains it
Tesla's "autopilot" basically is just cruise control, like they joked about. It doesn't drive itself at all. It will just maintain your speed, and keep you vaguely in the lane your in. It won't like drive you to your house and park in the garage or nothin : p
I was about to say, damn on a Monday?!? But then realized I was off yesterday & today is Tuesday 😅.
If life could be explained in one sentence, it would be that brotha 😂
Samesies
Brooo same
Glad I'm not the only one.
You're British, right
This podcast was already insane but watching it on RUclips makes it 10x funnier
😂😂 you pay for it
Wait, how do you normally consume the pod???
@@YcMdattGUY podcast are available everywhere, I used spotify
This is one of the very few podcasts I ALWAYS watch instead of just listen...you're bang on the visuals make it 😂
@@Prep965445 oh yeah. I forgot. The only apps i use for everything are youtube instagram and snapchat... i watch the video version of every pod i lsten to like television
Schultz “Corn is very healthy for your diet...”
Ahkash: “But u don’t eat corn...”
Schultz: “I’m not healthy...” 😂😂😂😂
Why Andrew dress like the girl at your school who's good at all sports, listens to hip-hop, and hangs out with guys "to avoid the drama." 😂
21:06 Pod finally starts
The Tesla bit was funny tho😂😂
Thank God
That's strangely passive aggressive lmao
I hope alex reads this: the wide shot is very saturated comparing to other shots, i hope you add more lights for that camera so the color correction doesn't have to be so aggressive.
And great episode guys ^^
I noticed that too
yeah I thought its my Tv I changed the settings few times
@@alisharifi-nasr5878 im glad im not alone annoyed from this lol
Lol dude your annoy af smh go start your own podcast crybaby
Lool was thinking the same #premiereprogang
New Drinking game. Every time Alex says "you're wild son!" chug
Better than a stop at 7/11
Let’s be honest here if he told China to shove it, I would have gone to see this movie 5 times. Despite the fact that fast and furious hasn’t made a good movie in over a decade.
I'm almost 100% positive the last one I saw was Tokyo Drift
Are the movies bad? Or are they just made for teenagers and we all got older.
That’s a good point. I feel the same
I actually saw people making the argument that Cena has too much to lose to not apologize. The fucking millionaire fake tough guy has too much to lose, so he has to bend over for the CCP. Who have honest to god slaves right now as we speak.
It's fucking wild. He could have helped his career a lot if he proved he had a real back bone and principles. Instead he chose to beg for China's forgiveness, exposing that he is a moron who didn't know about Taiwan and a coward. And the chinese still didn't go see the fucking movie, so he did it for nothing.
Yeah. How can someone play a bad ass character, then become a servant to a communist nation
Back in NY and no Taylor, the world is going back to normal 😁
Bro for real
Schultz: "cut that part"
*keeps it in cuz funny*
We need Alex Jones back on with a bottle of whisky
The coach should of just said " ayo she's almost 300lb" and when she get mad he can say " I said ALMOST" lol
its nonsense. you need to do extra to defend against size in most sports. gtfoh with this emotional shit in sports haha
@@SirGrassyNoL Finally, someone with some sense. Who gives a fuck if she said she’s 300lbs, it’s basketball.
Her response was some racist shit too. Which was bizarre
I miss Florida already. Akaash looks like he’s freezing 🥶
I love that Al slowly got hilarious
Also.. Mark is on a different level of hyping people up
Lol “They made a whole (Fast & Furious) movie in Tokyo!” Besides Tokyo not being in China, that entire movie was filmed in LA. 😂
Not gonna lie I’m missing the Miami studio. Ya’ll went straight to NY vibes without even knowing it lol.
So if there back in NY does that mean they have access to the Alex Jones episode again
You can still find it on RUclips.
"You're a gay nerd" was the best line from this lmao
Mmm
Get to it! 😁😁😁😁😁😭 "It got a dent because he thought it had autopilot"😂😂😂😂😂😂 holleringggggggggg
Damnnnnn set lookin real HEAVVVYYY 👀
HEAVVVY 🥵
Miami was lit. And it will still be lit when you come back. We loved having you in our city!
DALE 👋🏼
Bro he could make so much money being down here and not only that he could make a crazy good comedy scene here
@@angelkc25 I know sucks he’s leaving. We lit in Miami. Definitely a lot of opportunity to change some stuff here
"Remember when you bought a mic-less studio for 6 figures" 🥶🥶
Jonny was facing a big hit to his Social Credit Score so he had to beg our CCP overlords for mercy.
Groveling= +10 points.
You've unlocked; internet access.
They said bro we’re finna throw you in with the Uighurs you keep tryna acknowledge Taiwanese independence.
That neon light in the background should have stayed in Miami
Something wrong is going on with camera setup in this one. Zoom camera on Andrew is good, table angle is blurry and the one from the corner the contrast is too damn strong.
shouts to when the internet yields constructive criticism, not just criticism for the sake of hate.
I’d bet it’s not even a picture profile thing but instead a totally different lens with more contrast and less latitude. The others are Canon L zooms.
2:06:40 "8.5" That dramatic effect LOL. Mark is hilarious.
16:16 alex's laugh might be the best laugh i ever heard. it's like if steve harvey became a mad villain with a sense of humor.
Alex - I think that’s a quite Honda
LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂
Holleringggggggggg he right thoughhhhhhh... No Auto drive definitely equals Honda 😁
They’re for sure bringing Alex Jones back on the pod to talk about the COVID-19 leak
Throw a alien body on the floor of a press conference and I’ll believe it
UFOs? That could just be a flock of birds that farted lol
Someone wants us to believe in aliens so bad. 😂😂
Yo the studio is mad mismatched y'all need to figure that shit out but glad to see y'all back
One of the better episodes that had me laughing almost all the way through.
Murals behind mark dont fit the studio bro also the purple sign.
oh look it’s the guy that thinks anyone gives a fuck
@@sebastian-ez1dj nah it’s facts they need to go back to the OG New York stu
@@sebastian-ez1dj L comment
It took a while but Alex got bodied !!
All I hear you saying is Dibble Dabble Dibble Dabble
The Patrice “dibble dabble” is classic
Studio looks fire!!!
Andrew so rich now he's forgetting putting down-payments on Teslas 😭
123k month on patreon !! yeah he rich
@@jack-so6zs he do got bitches in the Waldorf 😳
the deposit was $100
This episode started with fire of the jump
Back wit a banger boys the intro alone tells me this is gonna be an amazing episode
Who created all the artwork? Dope asf! I fucks with the new studio look
Tuesdays are forever the move
Theyre back lmmfao
You slayed that new studio
Kings have returned...
America's foreign policy summarised in three words: Yee Haw, Brother.
Thats a good thing lol
I love how clever the titles are sometimes!
Welcome back!!! See ya Orlando this weekend brother!
Akaash wasn't invested in this pod at all. His crypto must really be popping off 🤣🤣
The last third of this episode was chaotic good...The NY energy is back, baby!
I like how y'all brought some Miami back with you. frt I liked the Miami vibe
ITS LITTTT!!!!
It honesty took me 30 minutes and 34 seconds into the show to realize Taylor wasn’t even here .
No cap ! Kinda love it 🤷🏽♂️
Addy you may owe Rory And Mal a handy that New "Job Search" skit is really good bro.. Or did you EP it🤔
That TMNT mural though!
We need Time Stamps
Welcome back, mommas cookin runs things now. Fall in line.
Don’t get high blood pressure with all that salt bro
@@Heroasaurus mama never put salt in my food,
I did it myself
Go somewhere else with that, the drama is over
Never
Kwame got people shook
Andrew "I think he slanging a thang thang" Schulz
They back baby
Forgot it was Tuesday because of the holiday. Awesome lunchtime surprise!
These guys are fucking hilarious. And I love how they feed on each other's energy!!!
Thank you guys for feeling up 2 hours of my life!!!
Oh how i missed this studio
Love the podcasts
I wanna see Neil Degrass Tyson go on this podcast, now that would be fire.
just put the Indian flag on the thumbnail and put India in the title whenever you mention India on the pod and watch the episode go viral real quick🔥🔥🔥🔥
It does not have to be a reaction video or a monologue. It just works every time like a charm.
Was that a hint hint that we might get a Alex Jones feature soon. If I picked up what you put down I’m excited 😆
I see the watch Schulz!! good for you bro
I guess when he said "You can't see me!" what Cena's referring to was his spine.
Womp womp womp....
Everything about this show was better in Miami
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 This Episodes had me😂😂
This studio crowded af now 🤣 miss miami still love the show haha
That studio is looking great, but somehow it feels depressive compared to the Miami one. I can feel the urgency from New York coming right through my screen.
I promise Schultz jokes are a lot funnier when you can understand him and he's not laughing
True lol
Mark with the “they got on the cob” lmfao
That's Jack Harlow just poppin' from within Andrew.
I'm so glad my buddy directed me to y'alls podcast🤘🏼
This set is sick as fuck
You new to the pod?
@@kartiksinghrathore9618 changed since last time they were in NY
Kind of weak to not talk about kwame brown just because charla is your friend
They don't want mamas cooking 🤣
In glad I'm not your friend lmao. They already said long time ago that no matter if a friend of theirs is in the wrong they would stand by their side
Nah Andrew is just a loyal dude. If I was going through shit, the LAST person I'd want opening their mouth about it would be my friend/best friend/ co-worker, but that's just in my opinion.
@@MirandaTheGreat_ he doesn't have to throw charla under the bus, just address it...the same way Brendan Schaub addressed the bryan callen allegations.
I missed this studio
They need to make a sitcom about these guys and their adventures lol
When is Andrew gonna talk about the Kwame Brown- CTG feud, CTG's wack apology and his love for Spanish flies?
WE BACK BABY
Y’all should pod from Alaska or Canada next
Tesla diss cracked me up!
im so glad y'all brought up how annoying and dismissive tyson was on rogan. pissed me off lol
oh man, the overexposed wide-angle camera.
WEEEE BAAACK
Yeah, the saturation hurts my head.
Yo y'all so right about the lawsuit machine. Let's GOOOO! YEEEEEHT!