First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 года назад +11932

    Someone in the props department had to write homophobic hate mail to a gay horse

    • @allensacharov5424
      @allensacharov5424 3 года назад +415

      They probably attended the U of Iowa's writing program

    • @dpc3803
      @dpc3803 3 года назад +102

      @@allensacharov5424 Are you personally familiar with the writing program there?

    • @ner0b
      @ner0b 3 года назад +7

      @@TimberFlip go take ur meds schyzo

    • @samanthaglenn8057
      @samanthaglenn8057 3 года назад +35

      @allen sacharov What does any of this have to do with the University of Iowa?

    • @tpespos
      @tpespos 3 года назад +76

      @@samanthaglenn8057 have you been to Iowa?

  • @thisguy356
    @thisguy356 4 года назад +5431

    Why didn't they let the horse speak for himself, he's a grownass horse for god sake! Reporters these days...

    • @malekotao3410
      @malekotao3410 4 года назад +28

      Because the horse is gay, not Mr Ed.

    • @coragreer4426
      @coragreer4426 4 года назад +4

      I hope to god this was sarcasm

    • @shadedleafcatdragon4618
      @shadedleafcatdragon4618 4 года назад +1

      Drew Peacock because it’s horse he can’t speak English

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 4 года назад +73

      The Horse in this story declined the interview by telling the reporter "neigh".

    • @GameJeMee
      @GameJeMee 3 года назад +3

      @@shadedleafcatdragon4618 its a joke of course, smh

  • @byblispersephone2.094
    @byblispersephone2.094 3 года назад +4078

    I’m surprised, he had such a stable upbringing

    • @mikevigil3677
      @mikevigil3677 3 года назад +34

      LMAO..

    • @armija
      @armija 3 года назад +19

      It was just a facade, his parrents were secretly a weirdos...

    • @bendover6017
      @bendover6017 2 года назад +85

      He doesn't deserve all the *hay*te

    • @spyshead6217
      @spyshead6217 Год назад +14

      Take my like and get out of my sight

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 Год назад +51

      Really? I heard his mother was a total nightmare.

  • @cutepumpkin4744
    @cutepumpkin4744 4 года назад +9308

    Statistically, most horses don’t come out of the closet because they can’t fit in one to begin with.

    • @rheanniruizvgs2822
      @rheanniruizvgs2822 4 года назад +153

      Facts straight facts

    • @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353
      @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353 4 года назад +208

      That's an incredibly sizest attitude and I resent it very much.

    • @ohno4865
      @ohno4865 4 года назад +99

      Hmm Idk I think you might have to check your closet before you sleep tonight to check for gay horses stashed in there- that is where I keep mine after all

    • @peachtokkii863
      @peachtokkii863 4 года назад +29

      Your intellect inspires me.

    • @siri6544
      @siri6544 4 года назад +10

      But they come out of the pasture not the closet

  • @tiad.9536
    @tiad.9536 6 лет назад +14662

    Showed this to an elderly friend of mine that didn't know the Onion was satire. They said 'leave that horse alone, he just wants to love'. LOL

  • @kalipw0210
    @kalipw0210 Год назад +756

    Did anyone else rewind to read the horse hate mail?? It's just sickening that another horse could write such hateful words to one of his own 😥😥

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Год назад +29

      I think it was written by a fan unfortunately

    • @Greenballoffire
      @Greenballoffire Год назад +6

      that's hilarious 😂

    • @ov10bronco9
      @ov10bronco9 Год назад +4

      @@Greenballoffire its horrible! why would anyone wish such hate on him! let him choose what he wants to do!!!

    • @Greenballoffire
      @Greenballoffire Год назад +2

      @@ov10bronco9 I totally agree.

    • @smck912
      @smck912 Год назад +1

      Too funny !!

  • @Joxxol
    @Joxxol 16 лет назад +4487

    What gay horses do in the privacy of their own stalls is their own business!

    • @markflierl1624
      @markflierl1624 4 года назад +95

      Until they force us to accept them and their lifestyle!

    • @thatssofetch3481
      @thatssofetch3481 4 года назад +53

      11 years with no replies, then 3 in one day.

    • @ramessesthegreat5542
      @ramessesthegreat5542 4 года назад +22

      Pride month 2020 dug up this 11 year old comment haha

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 4 года назад +5

      Ramesses The Second a gay month for a gay horse

    • @jeepjoseph9036
      @jeepjoseph9036 4 года назад +3

      @Drew Peacock You'd suffocate

  • @kualarompin589
    @kualarompin589 4 года назад +10008

    I have the feeling that those interviews with those fans were actually real, Onion asked random people what they think about gay horses.

    • @galonite
      @galonite 4 года назад +237

      For real

    • @wadel.2465
      @wadel.2465 4 года назад +541

      Kuala Rompin Bandar Blackout I can’t imagine they were fake. I know there is such thing as good acting, but those reactions seem real.

    • @kiju3327
      @kiju3327 4 года назад +27

      Same 🤣

    • @theangrydweller1002
      @theangrydweller1002 4 года назад +112

      At this point it wouldn’t be that crazy

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 года назад +8

      Lmfao

  • @djangospadola1703
    @djangospadola1703 Год назад +1114

    As a gay horse myself, I feel so happy this is getting good representation

    • @kRomani-gh4ws
      @kRomani-gh4ws Год назад +2

      Secretariat was one he only sired one or two champions hahaha 💊💊🤣 hahaha

    • @Gatitasecsii
      @Gatitasecsii Год назад +1

      Hah basically all the comments on autistic videos.

    • @mikmop
      @mikmop Год назад +7

      How can you be a gay horse? You had such a stable upbringing

    • @kathrynhaught630
      @kathrynhaught630 Год назад +2

      @@mikmop Excellent!😅🤣😂

    • @WorkersofAmericaRise
      @WorkersofAmericaRise Год назад +1

      Neigh

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 9 лет назад +5248

    "I sure hope he can't understand the human language."

    • @michaelb.tysonson3375
      @michaelb.tysonson3375 6 лет назад +17

      That'sWhatSheSaid.

    • @soneforever11
      @soneforever11 6 лет назад +36

      Fucking killed me

    • @malkneil
      @malkneil 5 лет назад +18

      Neither can our current president. Ship's Captain 2020!

    • @sagarroy8679
      @sagarroy8679 4 года назад +9

      That’s funny in such a sad way tbh

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 года назад +8

      "If these kids could read, they'd be very offended"

  • @phillipisayev1273
    @phillipisayev1273 5 лет назад +4681

    “Horse aids or something like that” 😂

    • @biancabee8270
      @biancabee8270 4 года назад +13

      Foolish man 😂

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 года назад +12

      I mean highest risk of AIDS is anal sex, so it should legit be warned about the same way smoking gives you lung cancer. Outside that, this skit is perfect summary of marxist culture and media :P

    • @badgerattoadhall
      @badgerattoadhall 4 года назад

      @A P yes like the grabbler episode.

    • @soup3764
      @soup3764 4 года назад

      right when i was reading this that part played 😂

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 4 года назад +10

      @@kejiri3593 ....you're... dumb huh?

  • @mrs.chandler9384
    @mrs.chandler9384 4 года назад +641

    When my horse came out as gay we were shocked. At first we didn’t want to believe it. We have accepted his sexuality, and now are fighting the state for gay horse marriage rights.

  • @Sneakytoke
    @Sneakytoke 9 лет назад +6907

    a very touching and inspiring story

  • @Thatguyujustmet
    @Thatguyujustmet 4 года назад +2389

    “Flat Tire”
    Now that is an inspiring name

    • @justingolden21
      @justingolden21 4 года назад +53

      IDK about you but I'm putting all my money on Flat Tire

    • @glynemartin
      @glynemartin 4 года назад +1

      @Drew Peacock Most U.S comedy content has been ripped from the U.K.
      Marty Feldman = Don Knott's
      Steptoe & Don = Sanford & Son.

    • @landoflogic107
      @landoflogic107 4 года назад +7

      Glyne Martin I disagree with the Feldman= Knotts statement. While both rose to prominence around the same time, Feldman was still doing mostly writing when Don Knotts really found his footing with The Andy Griffith Show. I think it’s more of a case of having similar influences.

    • @lennypayne4241
      @lennypayne4241 4 года назад +1

      I read that just as she said it in the video.

    • @Soloee_
      @Soloee_ 4 года назад

      This made me literally laugh out loud x,D

  • @bigboybeni
    @bigboybeni 3 года назад +301

    too precious to enlist in horse army to fight in horse war

    • @chris-solmon4017
      @chris-solmon4017 2 года назад +13

      He’d ruin his designer horseshoes.

    • @monkeypro1138
      @monkeypro1138 Год назад +39

      Worth at least 7 of other army horses

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu Год назад +15

      God bless America and her gay horses

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress Год назад +13

      We can't risk our gay horses in a war zone!

  • @Jace7310
    @Jace7310 12 лет назад +2748

    I bet that horse had a dominating mother and a disapproving father.

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 4 года назад +128

      @Drew Peacock Ba dum tiss

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 4 года назад +48

      I had both but I'm not gay....much.

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 4 года назад +83

      Drew Peacock
      Hay, hay, no need for the puns.

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 4 года назад +33

      Drew Peacock
      Just a bit!!

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +38

      @@notyou8716 You should be severely *pun* ished for not continuing the theme of the comments.

  • @christiantoglia8334
    @christiantoglia8334 4 года назад +1776

    I'm so proud of how far our country has come. We are now in a society where horses like Ship's Captain can come out of the closet publicly and still be granted the same rights to compete in athletic events. Such an inspiring story, I will be sharing this with my family and friends. I urge you all to do the same so that we can instill values of acceptance to our children and move forward as a society. Ship's Captain is a pioneer and hos legacy will never be forgotten.

    • @sleepassist5745
      @sleepassist5745 4 года назад +88

      Listen here, we don't need your gay horse propaganda. You can't fool me. I'm on to you.

    • @SinaAla
      @SinaAla 4 года назад +4

      J L 😂😂

    • @logand.r.505
      @logand.r.505 4 года назад +4

      @@sleepassist5745 r/woooosh

    • @Zanyzane
      @Zanyzane 4 года назад +46

      Logan D.R. r/wooosh

    • @kandie3127
      @kandie3127 4 года назад +18

      @@sleepassist5745 there's a very clear agenda at play here. As long as they're not trying to make all the other horses gay against their will.

  • @knarf_inc4790
    @knarf_inc4790 3 года назад +420

    Always wondered where the H in LGBTQH stood for.

    • @samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445
      @samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445 3 года назад +56

      So far they never gave me a straight answer

    • @satisfiedconsumer649
      @satisfiedconsumer649 Год назад +2

      You forgot the p

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja Год назад

      @@satisfiedconsumer649Don‘t even try that BS, because that‘s only what LGBTQ-phobes and Ps say.
      Neither P(edo)s nor M(inorattractedperson)s have any room within the LGBTQ community.

    • @OncelerKidsAreCringe
      @OncelerKidsAreCringe Год назад

      @@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ren_3942
      @Ren_3942 Год назад

      @@satisfiedconsumer649what does that stand for

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 6 лет назад +1935

    Ship’s Captain has opened up opportunity for LGBT of all species. Just last month, there was an openly gay bunny on display at a farmers market.

    • @robertaylor9218
      @robertaylor9218 4 года назад +35

      Wasn’t that Pence’s rabbit?

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 4 года назад +18

      @@robertaylor9218 You know, I believe it was. Ya, I saw that one by John Oliver. That was funny.

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 4 года назад

      Mark Lanton maybe horse don’t ask don’t tell

    • @juch3
      @juch3 3 года назад +11

      I'm proud to say that the turkey I ate last thanksgiving is... was openly gay!

    • @lyrisio
      @lyrisio 3 года назад +1

      At display? You mean, I can jack off or what?

  • @FINEDENTIST
    @FINEDENTIST 10 лет назад +764

    I've seen a horse mount a fence post.We used to call it a woody.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад +28

      Horses are usually omnisexuals I guess.

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 4 года назад +15

      @Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 so, you're saying I have a Chance with one then?

    • @hanakinsidewalker
      @hanakinsidewalker 4 года назад +5

      I saw a horse try to mount a person once 🤷‍♀️That was intresting

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 4 года назад +8

      @@matesboat9466 yes, we all miss mister hands

    • @darkmindedbutterfly5290
      @darkmindedbutterfly5290 4 года назад

      Hope he didn’t get any splinters.

  • @randomnessrules4971
    @randomnessrules4971 4 года назад +132

    They asked Ship's Captain if he was straight, and he said "Nay".

  • @audragracebinkley6405
    @audragracebinkley6405 4 года назад +734

    I’m not even kidding, it took me like 2 minutes to remember the Onion is fake.

    • @wolfie1703
      @wolfie1703 4 года назад +9

      the soviet union was never fake, SOVIET FOREVER ❤️

    • @audragracebinkley6405
      @audragracebinkley6405 4 года назад +7

      That One Rabbit Guy *yes I am, thank you*

    • @audragracebinkley6405
      @audragracebinkley6405 4 года назад

      The foam Farmer oooh wait I didn’t even relive the auto correct XD

    • @yami-no-kami3586
      @yami-no-kami3586 4 года назад +4

      I needed the comment section for that because I've never heard of 'the Orion' before (I'm from Austria btw.)

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 4 года назад

      Audra Grace Binkley I died laughing.

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 7 лет назад +695

    How many takes did it take for that actor? I could not have kept a straight face.

    • @dontlikesand1955
      @dontlikesand1955 6 лет назад +183

      That horse is a professional, he probably did it on the first take.

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 5 лет назад +46

      @@dontlikesand1955 You know I was driving down the highway and saw a horse in a trailer. I could tell, that horse was also gay.

    • @odditycat2716
      @odditycat2716 4 года назад +5

      At least your face would've been straighter than the horse

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 4 года назад +2

      I looked at that bunny and I said, that bunny is gay. That's a joke off the horse trainer.

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 4 года назад

      Only guys with no humor can keep a straight face.

  • @Jacktrack7
    @Jacktrack7 2 года назад +182

    I love the subtle joke that the segment is called "beyond the facts" so basically a very elegant way to say lying, a satire of media as usual.

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress Год назад

      Yeah, I liked that too,subtle.

    • @facehairteeth
      @facehairteeth Год назад

      I LIKE JOKE BECAUSE FUNNY HARHAR

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Год назад

      @@facehairteeth The joke's funny when it doesn't go over your head

  • @owensamrob
    @owensamrob 16 лет назад +1331

    "breeding with mares to protect his secret" lol
    edit hi algorithm

  • @charlieshaddow1859
    @charlieshaddow1859 4 года назад +369

    Who’s here in 2020 June after RUclips decides this is important to watch

  • @johngrey1074
    @johngrey1074 3 года назад +498

    I'm okay with that horse as long as it doesn't impose its gay agenda on my children.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 года назад +52

      You mean your foals?

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 3 года назад +22

      Like religion 🤮

    • @TheLegobrick25
      @TheLegobrick25 3 года назад +41

      @@reggie8370 As much as some people hate religion you do realize that it will never go away, it’s literally the foundation of all human society, without religion there is nothing to base laws on, sure you can say oh well people know right from wrong, but take away a higher power/powers that all are laws are based of off and society will fall, without religion people will start to do what they feel is right (like killing or stealing) instead of what is morally right (not killing or stealing) and at that point we become just like animals in the wild. Weather you believe in religion or not is not the point, the fact is without it society cannot function and will fall.

    • @sulovdeb5142
      @sulovdeb5142 3 года назад +24

      @@TheLegobrick25 if you look at the process of technology and the many advancements the periods of the least advancements are either during the Christian crusades or other large religious movement. Religion may be an effective way to keep people's moral compass's in check but is detrimental to the progress of humankind. I don't think religion is a great thing it is nearly impossible to remove as humans have a near compulsory belief in something greater taking care of them to get a peace of mind in a chaotic world.

    • @TheLegobrick25
      @TheLegobrick25 3 года назад +13

      @@sulovdeb5142 That’s because your looking at things the way they are now, all I’m saying is that Religion will never go away, and I’m not referring to a particular religion, I’m talking about the concept itself, and besides your assuming that humans are going to continually become more advanced technologically, given the History of our world and mankind, I personally believe there will come a time or event that knocks mankind back in terms of technology, Nuclear war, Planetary destabilization, etc.... without the Religious concept humans cannot have a functional society, because everyone wants things there way, without a higher power being in control as many believe, there is no reason for humans to do right because without a God or Gods, it becomes your point of view on good and evil versus mine and when people believe that, Society ceases to exist, sure some people can be atheists, but not everyone.

  • @1suitcasesal
    @1suitcasesal 4 года назад +201

    My paint horse was gay. He had 2 bad experiences with a mare early on. After that he absolutely hated mares. He loved my big gelding even though my big gelding would bite the sh_t out of him. He would climb through bars to get into the larger gelding pen. He was also a very clean, very smart horse. He never pooped in his stall but he would instead back up to the fence and poop over it. His stall was always clean and tidy. The horse was totally gay.

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 4 года назад +11

      You are sick, I love you 🤣

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 года назад +25

      Might have just been a Virgo

    • @cantbanme792
      @cantbanme792 3 года назад +4

      had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @mikevigil3677
      @mikevigil3677 3 года назад +15

      Only would wear Gucci saddles and Tiffany bridles....

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 Год назад +2

      ​@@mikevigil3677That gives a whole new take on "Pimp my ride."

  • @MadisonR2006
    @MadisonR2006 Год назад +17

    Ron DeSantis doesn't want kids to talk about this horse.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Год назад +54

    I can't support this. Our gay race horses are simply too precious to risk out on the track.

    • @sharky582
      @sharky582 Год назад +3

      Combining two Onion topics in one...

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress Год назад +2

      Much less in a war zone, keep gay horses out of the military!

  • @bzzhuh
    @bzzhuh 16 лет назад +1135

    I have no problem with what a horse does in his own time, or who consenting horses sleep with. I even support the civil union of horses.
    However, I feel it's an abomination to call it marriage because it attacks the foundation of horses fucking.

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 5 лет назад +55

      10 year old comment! How's life going my friend?

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 лет назад +25

      @@myamdane6895 eleven, now

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 5 лет назад +13

      Luke Skywalker Hope he/she's alright

    • @dylanharding5720
      @dylanharding5720 4 года назад +3

      @@myamdane6895 I hope so too.

    • @andrewnix6480
      @andrewnix6480 2 года назад +16

      @@myamdane6895 I hope he/she/they is not dead

  • @wombattakat
    @wombattakat 4 года назад +111

    11.5 years later: this is now officially on my recommended

  • @theycallmetundraboy
    @theycallmetundraboy Год назад +24

    Her facial reaction to "there's no way that horse is gay" just kills me every time.

  • @JoshBilly
    @JoshBilly 16 лет назад +239

    lol "people go out to a petting farm and there's gay ponies that they're petting" the onion never ceases to make me laugh

    • @automnejoy5308
      @automnejoy5308 Год назад +5

      And plow horses, don't forget!
      Holy shit, your comment is 14 years old! I hope you're still alive.

    • @kitsunekaze93
      @kitsunekaze93 Год назад +4

      @@automnejoy5308 for some reason, this video got recommended after 14 years, algorithm must be on a nostalgia trip!

  • @tyyer
    @tyyer 6 лет назад +467

    This was strangely heartwarming

    • @brisaquina8816
      @brisaquina8816 4 года назад +6

      If it would have been real, yes it would be.

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 года назад +10

      @@brisaquina8816 omg its not real? i thought the onion was a totally reliable news source!

    • @brisaquina8816
      @brisaquina8816 3 года назад +2

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon I hope thats a joke though. Everyone knows that The Onion is fake. Lmao

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 года назад +8

      @@brisaquina8816 man no shit

    • @Mangk89
      @Mangk89 3 года назад +1

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon holy shit! How are you still alive?

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej Год назад +20

    “There’s was always something different about Ship. I remember when he was just a colt, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. Plow horse? Race horse? Police horse?
    He looks at us and says he didn’t want to be none of those things. He wanted to be a unicorn. We all laughed. But he just sorta hung his head and didn’t speak again after that.”

  • @MaddysinLeigh
    @MaddysinLeigh 4 года назад +156

    I don’t think a gay horse is going to be good in the BREEDER’S Cup

    • @malekotao3410
      @malekotao3410 4 года назад +6

      That's exactly what I thought...I was scouring the comments surprised no one had said that. And when I went to (newest comments) there it was...my comment you beat me by 9 minutes

    • @uprightfossil6673
      @uprightfossil6673 4 года назад +1

      You do know what a gelding is right? Perhaps you should read up a bit.... Just sayin

    • @malekotao3410
      @malekotao3410 4 года назад +5

      @@uprightfossil6673
      I'm not sure you get the humor? Or you do, And just feel the need express your knowledge.
      Either way.... a Gay horse winning a Breeder's cup, is inherently funny✌💜

    • @captainamericaamerica8090
      @captainamericaamerica8090 4 года назад +4

      @@malekotao3410 For your info= AT LEAST A 10 PERCENT OF GAYS' HAVE CHILDREN! MY DAD IS GAY! I'M TOO! MY TWO OTHER BROTHERS ARE STRAIGHT. I'M THE ATHLETE IN THE FAMILY! TRACK STAR, FOOTBALL! 🙌🙌🎽🎽🏃🏃🏈🏈🏈🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @user-li2rm2vo4o
      @user-li2rm2vo4o 4 года назад +6

      @@captainamericaamerica8090 Men can't carry babies.

  • @NickKarlin7010
    @NickKarlin7010 6 лет назад +670

    That note at 1:44 😂😂

    • @KP-ej7gc
      @KP-ej7gc 5 лет назад +26

      What does it say? My screen is too small to read the font lol

    • @-TJ-
      @-TJ- 5 лет назад +37

      @@hadamsj barge

    • @H.V.C_Shino
      @H.V.C_Shino 4 года назад +5

      IM SHITTING

    • @H.V.C_Shino
      @H.V.C_Shino 4 года назад +6

      @man man Shitting

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +12

      @@hadamsj *barje (mis-spelling of "barge")

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Год назад +15

    The cowboy trainer was just incredible. They gave him great dialogue and man, did he sell it.

  • @SHAKHIR2Super
    @SHAKHIR2Super 5 лет назад +136

    "This is a part of the world." Simple yet viciously potent.

  • @Mr.LaughingDuck
    @Mr.LaughingDuck 15 лет назад +520

    1:51
    "No, I don't think there should be anything like that. I think everything should be natural."
    LOL, the Onion is just so good at inserting irony throughout its stories.

    • @john.john.johnny
      @john.john.johnny 4 года назад +21

      So he's basically saying that horse is just doing it to piss people off lollllll

    • @67alora
      @67alora 3 года назад

      whovian? :)

    • @sagardyenchilwar8762
      @sagardyenchilwar8762 3 года назад +8

      Why your
      1:51 not blue

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +11

      Nonworking timestamp so cursed

    • @Davidpostingshid
      @Davidpostingshid Год назад +8

      @@sagardyenchilwar8762 because RUclips didn’t have time stamps 13 years ago

  • @peachysharks3068
    @peachysharks3068 Год назад +81

    This resurfacing during pride month is too good

  • @samd2013
    @samd2013 4 года назад +48

    That one horse that mates with several mares to hide his identity. Lol that had me dying

  • @xAspenn
    @xAspenn 4 года назад +55

    POV: This 11 year old video is for some reason appearing in your RUclips feed and you are only now seeing it

  • @gracesaw
    @gracesaw 4 года назад +24

    why is this being suggested to me 11 years later... not disappointed tho

  • @codafett
    @codafett 12 лет назад +78

    The Onion can be kinda convincing.

  • @Max-ud2vy
    @Max-ud2vy Год назад +13

    Unfortunately he’s only gay for other horses. I tried my advances and he told me no.

  • @ellie9872
    @ellie9872 4 года назад +22

    ITS BEEN 11 YEARS WHY IS THIS JUST NOW COMING UP ON MY RECOMMENDED

  • @maxwellgrimsley
    @maxwellgrimsley 4 года назад +212

    RUclips recommended this to me just in time for pride month. So proud of him and his bravery 💜

    • @carolinereinventedhorsechild
      @carolinereinventedhorsechild 4 года назад +1

      YO I called a male model horse collector out on insta a few days ago for being homophobic and got this recommendation today! I'm ded

    • @nolanspets2496
      @nolanspets2496 4 года назад +2

      This horse is not actually gay ...

    • @carolinereinventedhorsechild
      @carolinereinventedhorsechild 4 года назад +7

      @@nolanspets2496 that's what youd think, when he takes the lead...

    • @nolanspets2496
      @nolanspets2496 4 года назад +4

      I have studied equine science for fifteen years teaching at a equestrian college... Think ik what I'm talk bout?

    • @carolinereinventedhorsechild
      @carolinereinventedhorsechild 4 года назад +1

      @@nolanspets2496 YO! Have you met any gay horses??

  • @azdrifter3968
    @azdrifter3968 Год назад +10

    My dad had a horse that turned out to be gay. When the horse came out I remember my dad pretending he didn't hear it. He would continue doing that anytime anyone would mention that the horse is gay. He would be engaged in conversation, but as soon as it was mentioned he would just kinda stare off and stop talking. If you asked him if he was alright, he would say "Yeah, I'm fine, I just didn't hear what you said." We all knew he heard, but we just left it alone.

    • @twiggy1253
      @twiggy1253 Год назад

      Oh no, I hope the homo horse is okay. That type of neglect can often lead to depression, and even self-harm.

    • @whatsmyprintedname
      @whatsmyprintedname Год назад

      I would rather have a parent like that. Imo,it's better than a parent who decided to te the person or animal that they are going to go to hell. that they're not "normal." that it's disgusting and they're an Abomination. nobody will ever love them, that is better celibate. Poor horse(and people)I wonder, what does he need to "sell a bit of." who knowa what is really going on in your dad's head. Hope your family make it thought this tuff time. Out of curiosity is the gay horse a rider, or does he want to be ridden?

  • @duliGirl
    @duliGirl 16 лет назад +43

    "I hope he can't understand human language."
    LOL, this was great!

  • @maxsanchez2339
    @maxsanchez2339 4 года назад +61

    It’s 2020 and this story wouldn’t surprise me.

    • @andrewdiaz3529
      @andrewdiaz3529 4 года назад +3

      Werewolves take over Alaska, declare independence, start the 2nd Civil War.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 3 года назад +1

      Not at all

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers Год назад +1

      Yeah you guys, totally agree. I mean the world is so different and crazy now. It's the current year even! I'm sure nobody had similar feelings 20 or 30 years ago. The world is just soooo crazy

  • @gnoclaude7945
    @gnoclaude7945 Год назад +9

    This aged like fine wine.

  • @abciximab31
    @abciximab31 16 лет назад +33

    LOL the book on silver dollar was called "Out in the Pasture" HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • @snakeaddict2810
    @snakeaddict2810 4 года назад +59

    God, were they ahead of their time.

  • @defeatSpace
    @defeatSpace Год назад +5

    Beyond heartwarming, thank you 🧅NN for reporting on important and wholesome stories.

  • @xennial_miracle
    @xennial_miracle 3 года назад +133

    Watching this in 2020 and...wow, it's crazy that this was even once even an issue. Of course, now people are up in arms about transgender horses, so I guess it never ends...
    We've come so far, yet still have so far to go.

    • @diapedesis1093
      @diapedesis1093 2 года назад +9

      1 Year check in - this comment is aging well.

    • @robbiewilson214
      @robbiewilson214 Год назад +15

      2 year check in - gay horses are once again a contentious subject

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Год назад

      Sisyphus moment

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja Год назад

      LGBTQ horses never ceased to be a topic in some extremist circles and i doubt they ever will. 🫠

    • @heroinlover9000
      @heroinlover9000 Год назад

      @@devilselbow the fucking truth, dude. underappreciated comment

  • @zodfanza
    @zodfanza Год назад +10

    That incredibly ostentatious show-opening animation with the urgent announcement music and the title "beyond the facts" was just so classically parodying news networks, I love it!

  • @fatmayo2293
    @fatmayo2293 3 года назад +11

    "Horse Aids or something like that."
    - dead 😂

    • @odinangie1377
      @odinangie1377 3 года назад

      Another brilliant quote from the renound "dead 😂"

  • @PremiumFuelOnly
    @PremiumFuelOnly 14 лет назад +52

    "refused to ride in the same trailer" lol

  • @teenscorpio
    @teenscorpio 14 лет назад +29

    "Nation enjoys reprieve from seeing Paris Hilton's name in the news until this reference"
    Haha, I love the ticker

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 года назад +15

    I'm so glad he has a net of supportive people, it's heartwarming

  • @Penemuelish
    @Penemuelish 12 лет назад +73

    I miss The Onion..
    This is pretty well crafted.

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 года назад +14

    The fact that he's 16 to 1 is the cherry on top of this masterpiece

  • @domesticcat1725
    @domesticcat1725 Год назад +4

    When asked for a comment, Ship's Captain said nay

  • @ryanwinders6912
    @ryanwinders6912 5 лет назад +31

    I’ve been moved to the point of tears

  • @Post-Truth_Cephalopod
    @Post-Truth_Cephalopod 3 года назад +3

    "Out in the Pasture" is the greatest thing I've read today.

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Год назад +13

    This is a timeless classic. A rare gem.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад +2

      It really is perfect satire. It makes real homophobes look like such clowns.

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 3 года назад +78

    Jokes aside how come this onion cowboy is better at explaining homosexuality as a natural phenomenon than anyone else

    • @paulmccartney2327
      @paulmccartney2327 Год назад +7

      It's satire. That was the most boilerplate explanation out there

    • @lynnbaker2336
      @lynnbaker2336 Год назад

      Perhaps because of the fact that,while education and intelligence may be mutually enhansive, they are not the same thing. For example, while I did not finish high school, I can state the following: The description of homosexuality as a lifestyle is a blatant oversimplification of human sexuality in general and homosexuality in particular. Such indoctrination of the collective societal psyche is paramount to both the formation and maintenence of the self validating delusion of heterosexuality possessing moral validity. The reason that we never hear the term "heterosexual lifestyle "is because there is no need to categorize heterosexuality with such descriptively inherent connotative oversimplification in order to subconsciously justify contempt and hatred through subjective comparison. While such complex reality is certain to come with a threat to the subjectively comparative sense of moral superiority of many, such is the cost of growth demanded by truth.

  • @big10
    @big10 16 лет назад +7

    "I hope he can't understand human language." LOL.
    From beginning to end (and in the news crawl) this one was brilliant!

  • @saferoundhouse5910
    @saferoundhouse5910 Год назад +1

    How does this not have more views? This is the funniest thing I've seen this week 😂😂

  • @curedreamfandubz4116
    @curedreamfandubz4116 4 года назад +88

    The Karen’s horse girl daughter watching this like: 👁👄👁

  • @PhilMoskowitz
    @PhilMoskowitz Год назад +4

    Let's face it. Everybody has at least one relative with a gay horse.

  • @lindsayrixon7402
    @lindsayrixon7402 Год назад +2

    😂Cracks me up, what a classic, I wonder how many takes there was due to the actors laughing uncontrollably trying to do their lines. 👍🏿Gold!

  • @brianthunder1825
    @brianthunder1825 4 года назад +6

    Thanks RUclips for the suggestion of this 11 year old heart warming story, a timeless and beautiful story.

  • @aangsstaff4174
    @aangsstaff4174 5 лет назад +41

    What about secretariat he’s been out for years

    • @oliviad4431
      @oliviad4431 5 лет назад +2

      Semaj Patterson ah a man of culture

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 4 года назад +1

      _This reference gives me conflicted emotions_

    • @sarabrittlegill9587
      @sarabrittlegill9587 4 года назад

      Secretariat can’t be totally gay, he’s my horse’s great granddaddy

    • @H2SO4Queen
      @H2SO4Queen 4 года назад

      He's been dead for years.

  • @samsmith3968
    @samsmith3968 Год назад +2

    Rumor says the horse even drinks Budlight. 😅

  • @mossadagent1576
    @mossadagent1576 3 года назад +7

    "Beyond the Facts", we're not even a second in and I'm already fucking dying lmao

  • @pauldzim
    @pauldzim 5 лет назад +22

    "Out in the Pasture" 😂😂

  • @th-bt6fn
    @th-bt6fn 3 года назад +9

    His master rides him every week, he's in good care.

  • @terrythetuffkunt9215
    @terrythetuffkunt9215 3 года назад +7

    Ahhhh yesss .... after 12 years , RUclips recommended me this gold...
    Sometimes, the algorithm does good 😌

  • @Inbal_Feuchtwanger
    @Inbal_Feuchtwanger Год назад +29

    We have came far but still have a long way to go. My horse was a Stud but identifies as a Mare. Everywhere I take her she is constantly being misgendered. People will say, "that's a mighty stud you have there" and when I tell them that she's actually are mare they just look at me funny and continue to misgender her. I tried to take her to race with all the other Mare's, but they told me she cant race with them, she needs to race with the other Studs. Yesterday I tell someone my girl's name is Josephina, then he dead names her right in front of me. Says, "well hello there Joseph." I'll tell you that was the last straw.

  • @YaLittleFriend
    @YaLittleFriend Год назад +5

    How they kept a straight face is beyond me!!!😂😂

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish Год назад

      he is a cowboy. that's just how they are

    • @HeldIntegral
      @HeldIntegral 4 месяца назад

      The horse has been trying to keep a straight face his whole life😂

  • @thekolobsociety
    @thekolobsociety Год назад +4

    This aged like fine wine. 2023.

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
    @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 16 лет назад +36

    It's nice to see this horse living and running without having to hide who he is.
    Let's hope the horse-phobes don't win this race!

    • @imphie
      @imphie 4 года назад +1

      @Drew Peacock my friend that was posted 11 years ago, I don't think you're going to get an answer

    • @imphie
      @imphie 4 года назад

      @Drew Peacock aw wait, maybe you will. they added something to their likes 3 days ago

    • @coragreer4426
      @coragreer4426 4 года назад

      Omg

    • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
      @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 4 года назад

      @Drew Peacock it's not enough to be scared of horses, to be an horsephobe you need to be _irrationally_ scared of horses. 😜

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 4 года назад

      @Drew Peacock A phobia of venomous spiders isn't irrational, but it can be excessive.

  • @andrewdollinger8858
    @andrewdollinger8858 Год назад +1

    OMG!!! Is there anyway possible to leave 5 stars? This is probably the most hysterical video I’ve ever seen. 😂

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 4 года назад +16

    This video was released when I was 6
    *Why is this in my suggestions now*

  • @zcdarktide
    @zcdarktide 16 лет назад +12

    i love how this plays on the ridiculous amount of coverage that people in the spotlight get when they come out. the way they make fun of mainstream media is brilliant =]

  • @Dinky-IMO
    @Dinky-IMO Год назад +2

    I am a horse and I’m trans!! There I’ve said it! God that feels good!
    Watching this video has completely changed my life 🤣🤣

    • @Spurdospaerde692
      @Spurdospaerde692 Год назад +1

      TRANS HORSES ARE HORSES! Disagreement with this is genocide (and wrongthink and thoughtcrime and hatecrime).

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 3 года назад +12

    As usual, the Onion was a decade ahead of its time.

  • @q12aw50
    @q12aw50 Год назад +6

    I’m still surprised some people don’t know about the existence of the onion

  • @johnr797
    @johnr797 2 года назад +7

    I feel sad for all the deeply-stabled horses before him

    • @teehee4096
      @teehee4096 Год назад +1

      Come out of the stable already, ya fabulous gay horses! 🐎 😍

  • @Bozothcow
    @Bozothcow 2 месяца назад +1

    Well, you know, sometimes it's a necessity to survive on cold mountain tops during mining expeditions.

  • @sahar1213
    @sahar1213 Год назад +4

    this is a big step for horse rights

  • @redpillaware5101
    @redpillaware5101 Год назад +8

    In 2023 I get all my relevant news from 14 year old onion articles.

  • @katannep7798
    @katannep7798 Год назад +1

    14 years ago this brave gay horse opened the door for today’s trans horses to compete without fear.

  • @amaliafaltynkova4656
    @amaliafaltynkova4656 Год назад +2

    I had no idea The Bojack Horseman has a spin-off.

  • @drchrisp1
    @drchrisp1 10 лет назад +61

    Holly fuck i had tears in my eyes from laughing! ROFLMAO!! The Onion is the best!

  • @d.scarlett97
    @d.scarlett97 Год назад +4

    This resurfaced at the right time

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
    @ywoulduchoosetousethis 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ship's captain? Hmmm, long hours at sea must feel like prison. Someone found a very appropriate name.