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Комментарии • 397

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 3 года назад +635

    Alien: "Surrender or we will sting you with capsaicin"
    Humans: "capsaicin you say..." *opens mouth*
    Alian: "the fuck?"
    Humans: "We're waiting"

    • @jackdare
      @jackdare 3 года назад +47

      They sound so yum!

    • @jackdare
      @jackdare 3 года назад +39

      Great.. now I'm hungry

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck 3 года назад +76

      I mean, technically capsaicin CAN kill humans. But it's pretty unlikely anything would naturally evolve enough capsaicin to do so, especially on a less hostile planet than earth. The potentially deadly peppers we have are all selectively bred for uber-spiciness (from what I've read, it would still take a ridiculous amount of the spiciest pepper to actually kill)

    • @gilivanmolnarvir960
      @gilivanmolnarvir960 3 года назад +38

      @@seatbelttruck The real proble is the pain. I helped my gandma pulp out of hot peppers once. My hand file like its on fire for a whole day.

    • @podBopper
      @podBopper 3 года назад +18

      ye their heads sounded like a fairly nice spicey fruit :0 probably goes well on things

  • @Annomano2205
    @Annomano2205 3 года назад +310

    Needles filled with toxin, capsaicin.
    Me: well this should be getting rather spicy.
    Me when the plantoids fled: dam no Buffalo wings tonight.

    • @Tempestan
      @Tempestan 3 года назад +19

      I was thinking spicy fruit salad when they was described

    • @thememer3540
      @thememer3540 3 года назад +17

      Nah better use them as slaves to constantly produce it

    • @tahakumonsonoa6026
      @tahakumonsonoa6026 3 года назад +19

      A walking vegan paradox

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 3 года назад +5

      @@thememer3540 you're on to something.

    • @jbblades2835
      @jbblades2835 3 года назад +3

      Dude I thought they were gonna start talking about tacos

  • @doctorbright1065
    @doctorbright1065 3 года назад +236

    "Not every day you get smothered by a Death World Predator and live to tell the tale."
    I live this with every fiber of my being.

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 3 года назад +3

      Tru Dr.

    • @thelivingghost5695
      @thelivingghost5695 Год назад +1

      Are you even allowed to be posting on RUclips? You know, with your other restrictions?

  • @anonymouspotato7538
    @anonymouspotato7538 3 года назад +459

    I'd like to point out that dogs are not obligate carnivores (70-90% meat in diet) like cats are, dogs are scavenging omnivores (40-60% meat in diet) like humans are.

    • @theredknight3736
      @theredknight3736 3 года назад +99

      But Remember dogs are not vegan

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 3 года назад +52

      There's a scale I forget the name of, but obligate carnivores are 5, and herbivores are 1. All cat species are 5, dogs and bears are 4, and humans are equal to pigs and anchovies at 2.2.

    • @chenlee9835
      @chenlee9835 3 года назад +63

      I’m picturing the crew at a spaceport with Nano and other beings are giving them a wide berth and then everyone hears the cries of joy from human children screaming, “Doggie!!!”

    • @AB-ln2py
      @AB-ln2py 3 года назад +23

      Thats why humans can bond so well with doggos...

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 года назад +22

      @@AB-ln2py imagine human deathworlders meeting non-deathworld canine races...

  • @davidvincent5701
    @davidvincent5701 3 года назад +177

    One wonder's if other aliens would adopt our pets as their own like we have.

    • @tipeon
      @tipeon 3 года назад +53

      Oh, probably the bravest among aliens would try to have dog as pet.
      As for cats ... they would end up the cat's slave ... just like any human.

    • @wyvernharries4788
      @wyvernharries4788 3 года назад +7

      Or us, if we're small compared to them.

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 года назад +24

      @@wyvernharries4788 Humans don't make good pets.
      it's been proven often enough.

    • @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722
      @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 3 года назад +13

      @@samuelevans738 what a fun series. Shame that quite a lot of time has passed since the last entry.

    • @thunderbird4636
      @thunderbird4636 3 года назад +2

      Imagine them keeping mice and hamsters as pets

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 2 года назад +19

    Biggest doggos, cuddliest doggos, best doggos. And naming her nano is so God damned cute

  • @tahakumonsonoa6026
    @tahakumonsonoa6026 3 года назад +55

    The one reminded me of the random topic Rslash went on about. He talked about when we actually contact aliens, or biggest export is gonna be dogs, since dogs love anyone. I don’t remember if he brought it up, but if that does happen, there’s be no more homeless, abandoned dogs, or almost no more at least.

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys 2 года назад +3

      I remember reading a story in the 1980s in the Azimov magazine about a cat that was psychically bonded with the human pilot of a spacecraft. There was a whole series and it was amazing.

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 года назад +41

    What a happy and special little doggo!

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 2 года назад +10

    9:25 "You heard all those snorts and sneezes. That's her way of saying she's only playing, she's not out to hurt anyone." *distant Achoo!* "Dogs often do it during much rougher, more wild play sessions to say; Hey this is fun and all, but let's not let it escalate into a fight."

  • @dakthefallen_pilot3177
    @dakthefallen_pilot3177 3 года назад +11

    Love the loud sneeze in the background at 9:17. That was hilarious, especially after talking about sneezing and snorting. Actually, it was at 9:29.

    • @damiancase4472
      @damiancase4472 2 года назад +3

      I was about to see if anyone else noticed that was gold

    • @kaylaherrera4544
      @kaylaherrera4544 Год назад +1

      It sounded so much like my dad that I thought it was him downstairs. Then I rewound the video and it happened again lol

  • @gustavomuller5394
    @gustavomuller5394 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Capsaicin, you say?" Proceeds to hunt the corsairs through two star systems to pluck their spicy needles. One human was seen eating a strange fruit, but no one dared to question

  • @doot8348
    @doot8348 3 года назад +9

    As a dude with a big pit bull, I love this story.

  • @SetzerII
    @SetzerII 3 года назад +26

    Good doggos get ear-scritchies.

  • @tehs3raph1m
    @tehs3raph1m 3 года назад +23

    Plant based.. capsaicin... Fruity heads.... Yeah I kinda think the humans will eat them

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 2 года назад +3

      Jalapeño men shall be harvested

    • @hermesl9884
      @hermesl9884 2 года назад +3

      harvest the pepper men

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 3 года назад +12

    I’m a cat person and I love Nano she’s definitely worthy of being known as one of the goodest of girls

  • @heatherweir8726
    @heatherweir8726 2 года назад +2

    Dogs are one of if not the only type of domesticated animal to understand pointing and look at where you're pointing. Most others are more interested in the finger itself.

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 3 года назад +8

    This story is wonderful.
    I love Dogs and this story is a good example that humanity did a good by befriending them

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +2

    Aliens with a built-in hot sauce dispenser, you say? Too bad they had to scare them off. And yes, mutts are humans' best friends. My Rottweiler (Honey) would maul an aggressor badly for transgressing against her pack.

  • @eddoh2701
    @eddoh2701 3 года назад +16

    Does the Xeno have Chile (spicy pepper)? Time to eat Xenos

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 3 года назад +5

      Personally, I was hoping Gustave would smile at them and tell them how tasty they look.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 года назад +3

      'well shit son, you could make an absolute bundle selling that stuff in human space. We were kinda looking forward to a nice curry actually.'

    • @eddoh2701
      @eddoh2701 2 года назад

      @@robertcrawshaw9978 Spanish

  • @blackknightz5036
    @blackknightz5036 3 года назад +2

    Human are the masters of their home world,they didn't eliminate the dagerous predators but also keeping their numbers healthy,not to mention they are exceptionally good at making animals join their warpack,a process which they call "domestication".They domesticated herbivores for food and labor,predators for hunting partners,pest control and even as pets,yes they have predators as pets.While the human senses are not powerful they can easily make up for that with the help of their animal companion,they have full control over it to the point that with only a single command the quiet and obedient pet will turn into a deadly predator to whoever they pointed at.

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 Год назад +2

    I looked up Nano’s breed and yeah…such a sweet baby! 😍

  • @LinusTimon
    @LinusTimon Год назад +1

    "She´s not out to hurt anyone" *demonic noises in the backround*

    • @LuigiL75
      @LuigiL75 Год назад

      Why do hear “Boss Music”?!

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Год назад

    I've been looking for a HFY story about humans' relationship with dogs. This is the one.

  • @greyclydesdale
    @greyclydesdale 3 года назад +3

    Wholesome and terrifying, yep that defines dogs :)

  • @gregwunderlich4253
    @gregwunderlich4253 Год назад +1

    This story made me miss my dog so much.
    I love you Puddin! You were the best dog I have ever had the privilege of being friends with.

  • @jimvenanzio6561
    @jimvenanzio6561 Год назад +2

    Who's a god dog?
    WHO'S A GOOD DOGGO!!!?

  • @heatherweir8726
    @heatherweir8726 2 года назад +1

    I wonder what the captain would think of cats.

  • @ZzCanonBull
    @ZzCanonBull Год назад

    Nano sounds like a retriever

  • @paulrinehart5557
    @paulrinehart5557 3 года назад +2

    Nice change of pace story

  • @dragonl0ver945
    @dragonl0ver945 3 месяца назад

    I looked up pictures of Caucasian Shepherd dogs; they're huge and SO FLOOFY!!!!

  • @matijasostojic4288
    @matijasostojic4288 3 года назад

    9:30 around here i heard a sneeze. It was the dog, its in the narrators house.

  • @Dreron
    @Dreron 2 года назад

    Hmmm
    It'd be a heartbreak for sure, but a Hachiko like history in this setting would be great...
    Great narration, bty, I revisit this history time to time, and it doesn't get old.

  • @kael6596
    @kael6596 7 месяцев назад

    9:28 someone sneezed in the background lol

  • @yaku2tani625
    @yaku2tani625 Год назад

    I wonder what breed nano is, maybe a breed of police dog, due to the behavior

  • @fluxgameing8265
    @fluxgameing8265 3 года назад +1

    Best story ever

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Год назад

    Thanks for the story 🙂☺️

  • @marclytle644
    @marclytle644 3 года назад

    Dogs will protect you. No matter how sweet that dog is, you try to harm their pack and they will tear you apart. And don't mess with a bitch. She will protect you with even more ferocity than a male. Even my golden has gotten between me and a threat. She will protect me.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад

    Thanks for another great narration

  • @CheronoSan
    @CheronoSan 3 года назад

    Is it just me or that around 9:20 we can hear someone sneezing?

  • @got2kittys
    @got2kittys 3 года назад

    Great story! Thanks!

  • @anounamiss4653
    @anounamiss4653 2 года назад +1

    9:28 AAACKKHHH

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 3 года назад

    I really enjoyed this, great story.

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 3 года назад

    Doggos, fuck yeah

  • @Wolfbroa
    @Wolfbroa 3 года назад

    Time to tame more bigger pets in the galaxy to make pirates absolutely shit themselves

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 года назад

      Meanwhile in a research vessel an Australian is taming a hive of what can only be described as a mix of ant, bear, and wolf.

  • @cuttlefish7431
    @cuttlefish7431 Год назад

    Did anyone else here someone sneeze or something at 9:29? 😂

  • @thelaughinghyenas8465
    @thelaughinghyenas8465 3 года назад +1

    I like Nano the doggo!

  • @kingaxolotl8740
    @kingaxolotl8740 Год назад

    Please tell me somebody else for that sneeze at 9:30

  • @diegosmith2569
    @diegosmith2569 3 года назад +1

    The bestest girl

  • @doggo6517
    @doggo6517 2 года назад

    doggo

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад +1

    Alien: We will sting you with our pain poison.
    Human: Poison? I heard it was capsaicin. That's like peppers, right?
    Second human: I think so. Maybe we could extract it from their corpses and use it for seasoning.
    First human: Sounds good.
    Human to Alien: Well come on, get boarding, we don't have all day.

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 3 года назад

    Lol, ship of pirate jalapenos trying to threaten a freighter with a security team of Mexicans... that's what I kept thinking of during the description of the... Scovilians? 🌶🏴‍☠️+(huh, there's no emojis that even remotely convey concept of Mexican or eating... 🤷🏽‍♂️ meh, I guess you get the point)

  • @TV-qm8ob
    @TV-qm8ob 3 года назад +3

    Hi

  • @undrachvrsage
    @undrachvrsage 3 года назад

    Algorithm enhancement comment

  • @hawk3079
    @hawk3079 3 года назад +254

    To be honest I would not be surprised if aliens would see our treatment of pets and think that it was some weird religion

    • @etopsirhc
      @etopsirhc 3 года назад +48

      cats in particular, and if they research "cat religion" and see the egyptians info it'll get way out of hand.

    • @mikepowell8611
      @mikepowell8611 3 года назад +13

      Not a huge leap. God put us in a garden when he created us. Maybe god put us here to bring forth abundance for all life.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Год назад +13

      I mean, maybe it is, but I ain't gunna stop spoiling our pets for Noone XD

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +3

      Are you saying it isn't?

  • @theredknight3736
    @theredknight3736 3 года назад +209

    Indeed the best Doggo this side of the galaxy.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 года назад +7

      Demon of the Devil Dogs makes that debatable, but they certainly are the Best Boy and Best Girl of the Galaxy

    • @etopsirhc
      @etopsirhc 3 года назад +5

      @@truekurayami yeah but demon has unfair advantages of actually being able to communicate back, even if limited.

    • @johnrivera3291
      @johnrivera3291 3 года назад +3

      Didn't even have finish the story to be able to say that

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny 3 года назад +382

    You'd think someone would tell the other peoples of the universe that humans are quite strange about our predatory animals. We'll look at a tiger and go "no, it's too much of a baby for us to let go extinct, just look at the stripy, floofy, murder mittens, too cute" despite the fact that we are on their menu and we haven't even remotely domesticated them. We go way harder for the predatory species we HAVE gotten chummy with.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 года назад +59

      I reckon that domestication of wolves to dogs was a purely accidental, or fateful encounter. One injured wolf, and a human that was either too dumb, or too kind, and took pity on it, the wolf reciprocated, and boom. Maybe the roles were reversed. Maybe they needed one another to survive.

    • @friendlyroughai3319
      @friendlyroughai3319 3 года назад +33

      the only reason why we not yet domesticated any predatory animal bigger that us was because we doesn't have enough food to keep them a live and not because we afraid of them or because it was dangerous to us, but more about not enough food for them to eat

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 года назад +19

      @@friendlyroughai3319there's been too few millionaires or billionaires to keep a big enough population both fed and entertained enough to start a separate gene pool from the wild ones for a few generations. At least for now, might actually have the big predators domesticated in a couple hundred more years if humanity continues to improve quality of life or even just brings the rest of the world to the level of Europe or the USA.

    • @boscosergenko8698
      @boscosergenko8698 3 года назад +8

      Come on ,domestic some bears

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 года назад +4

      @@boscosergenko8698 It already happened, but they aren't very useful.

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy 3 года назад +195

    Why have I never seen a doggo HFY story before!? The was a nice read.
    Also, at the end the Captain reminds me of a stereotypical space pirate captain. Sitting on her chair, looking out into the galaxy, with a group of highly trained killers behind her, and a huge murder beast by her side.

    • @thunderbird4636
      @thunderbird4636 3 года назад +16

      Yes, perfect scene to imagine

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 года назад +28

      'We're traders.'
      'You're going to trade our goods for our lives?'
      'What? No! Your goods for our money.'
      'And then you'll take our lives!'
      'Why do you keep saying that?! No, no, down, Nano.'
      *'IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL!'*

    • @coltaine503
      @coltaine503 6 месяцев назад +1

      If only Frank Frazetta was alive to draw that!

    • @1rotzy
      @1rotzy 6 месяцев назад

      @@coltaine503 I wasn't sure who that was before you mentioned him, but that would be amazing. Some of the art I saw was some Dantes Inferno/Conan the Barbarian art.

    • @coltaine503
      @coltaine503 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@1rotzy Frazetta basically defined how Conan looks to us today. There are several scenes from Arnold's first Conan movie copying Frazetta's artwork. I grew up in the time he was at his peak, his artwork on magazines and book covers, and his imagery inspired some of the best-known artists in sci-fi and fantasy.

  • @weirdlan.d3144
    @weirdlan.d3144 3 года назад +133

    Fun fact did you guys know that snorting huffy you know his dogs make when they're playing is actually akin to laughter! Those fluffy bastard they're laughing out of excitement from playing with us!!!

    • @LuigiL75
      @LuigiL75 Год назад +4

      🥰

    • @faithcreed5570
      @faithcreed5570 Год назад +6

      This makes me appreciate and love the fluffy doggos! (While tho not a dog person myself, I do love being licked and playing with dogs... I just don't want to personally own one)

    • @Iluvantir
      @Iluvantir Год назад +6

      Huffs and snorts: defo doggo-laughter. My two terriers do it all the time whilst playing or having lovies (lovies: lots and LOTS of back scratches, brushes, ear tickles, etc, et al). One of them refuses to go to bed at night until she has had a good ten minutes of "lovies"... all the while there's snuffles, and snorts, and huffs of absolute bliss coming from her.

    • @guardianangel7589
      @guardianangel7589 6 месяцев назад +1

      I love dogs even more now.

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 3 года назад +145

    Caucasian Shepherds were bred to fight off and/or kill wolves, they are huge, between 58.4-76.2 cm tall at the shoulder, for wolves the measures are 80-85 cm at the shoulder, though the wolves are taller on average the Caucasian Shepherd has a much larger head and wider muzzle

    • @bendover9813
      @bendover9813 3 года назад +34

      *bears. They were bred to kill bears.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 3 года назад +7

      @@bendover9813 oh

    • @3PercentNeanderhal
      @3PercentNeanderhal 3 года назад +14

      I have a Caucasian on my rural Kentucky farm that weighs 178 his name is Boscoe (got him out of Ohio) but the donkey is the boss.

    • @benaplin7040
      @benaplin7040 3 года назад +19

      I knew a guy some years back, kept three ex-working dogs, this guy had a Turkish Kegal to keep them in line. And a Chihuahua too. The Chihuahua was in charge, and the Kegal was the lieutenant. Gorgeous dogs, but they need a lot of work.

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 3 года назад +2

      @@benaplin7040 you meant Turkish Kangal?

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 3 года назад +120

    Pity that the pirates didn’t board. The Humans could have enjoyed some spicy curry.

  • @xpgaming3156
    @xpgaming3156 3 года назад +22

    Xenos: *have capsaicin*
    Humans: sting my mouth.
    Xenos: what?
    Humans: sting my mouth or I will crack you open and drink the fire juice myself.

  • @cubiccalico5019
    @cubiccalico5019 3 года назад +83

    oh my god there's pepper people that is amazing

    • @SetzerII
      @SetzerII 3 года назад +11

      *And once a bored human found they tasted like tabasco salad, they were soon hunted to extinction.*

    • @got2kittys
      @got2kittys 3 года назад +3

      There would be a market for such a unique spice.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 года назад +2

      @@SetzerII
      that seems like a big no no to me.

  • @dobbers9921
    @dobbers9921 3 года назад +63

    I'd say that the author really missed an opportunity here. After the Chekhov's Gun of the spicy secretion is mentioned, a discordant horror break from the soft narrative tone was primed to have taken place sometime down the line. Nano's efforts during the defense of the ship could have been elaborated upon from the perspective of the aliens, in all their terrible glory. Then, in a twist, she could then shy away in pain from the heat upon chomping on a Scorcid.
    This would have prompted the captain to warn the crew of that capsaicin substance produced by the species. This, in turn, could have culminated in the Deathworlders dressing the outlaw plant people (like hunted big game) in the aftermath of the fighting and performing culinary experiments with the remains. Special collective fondness for the "highly dangerous" secretions could have been shown and, as far as the rest of the crew would be concerned, this would clearly illustrate why the humans were the dominant species over the previously far more terrifying four-legged predator.
    This could have culminated in more empathy for the pup as she would make more sense to them than the humans because she was vulnerable in a manner more akin to how they are. This would have maintained the mystique of humans as a dangerous species while also giving a clearly defined reason for the crew to have begun warming up to her in the end.

    • @lazarmarinkovic8486
      @lazarmarinkovic8486 Год назад +8

      Actually, I would do you one better! An entire story line revolving around Nano the doggo and her daily life on the merchant ship. One or more chapters could then be dedicated to a new human crew member bringing on a Norwegian forest cat and watching as both Nano the doggo and the crew dealing with that particular furry little asshole lol

  • @Sgtnolisten
    @Sgtnolisten 3 года назад +106

    FINALLY we see a dog in scifi!!man, for being our best friends we sure do forget dogs in our space adventures.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 года назад +1

      @Sgtnolisten
      well dogs may be shot if used in combat...

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 3 года назад +3

      @@chongwillson972 and that’s true for today as well. Listen, I’m not only talking combat roles (besides we could come up with some sort of body suit armor for them too. In fact that’s what I’m doing in my own book for them), but just seeing dogs in general in a sci do setting. Think how many times you’ve seen them yourself.
      Besides this, I can count two moments in all the scifi media I’ve consumed, and one of them may not count because it was a cyborg recreation- actually take that back. Three times.
      Xenosaga (one of Ziggy’s flashbacks in the first game)
      Warhammer 40k (Hired gun mostly, but I have seen Doberman minis)
      And one of the Gundams but I can’t for the life of me remember which one

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 года назад +2

      @@Sgtnolisten
      (besides we could come up with some sort of body suit armor for them too. In fact that’s what I’m doing in my own book for them)
      still your basically putting the dogs life at major risk and cant get too mad if it dies.
      how bout cowboy bebop it has a dog in it

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 года назад +2

      Doggo's for space exploration!

    • @jonkessel1649
      @jonkessel1649 3 года назад +1

      Read the book Starship Trooper by Heinlein and you'll see how dogs we're portrayed in classic Syfy but it's not in the movie so you got to read the book RUclips has it on audio book also

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 3 года назад +64

    3 story ideas involving animals
    Fox: aliens watch as 4 humans are playing with a fox by seeing who can grab the toy from its mouth.
    Pitbull: a captain highers a bouncer who brings a dog on board, medium size it was but even from the captain powerful eye sight she could see the dense muscles inside of its frame. Very calm it was and constantly wanting pets but when a spy got on board and threatened her life, “Lily” tackled the foe and ripped him to shreds.
    Saint Bernard: an alien mechanic goes down to the Ned bay to get healed after a major injury during a repair attempt meets with human doctor and the largest dog he has ever seen. It at nearly 3/4s his height and seem to be 3 times as heavy. The thing looked at him with what could be described as sadness but the tong sticking out betrayed hits face and around its neck seemed to be a sizable barrel.

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 года назад +8

      I like the ideas, but... Why would the Saint Bernard have barrel on it's neck still? It's not like we use them in that capacity very much any more. If at all.

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 3 года назад +12

      @@samuelevans738 because if I remember correctly Saint Bernards would carry medicinal products in a barrel around their neck so they could help their master if they get hurt or cold in harsh environments

    • @mr.killwolf6667
      @mr.killwolf6667 3 года назад +5

      I want to read these storys

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 года назад +1

      @@jackmack4181 I mean, I know that much, but do people still do that? One would think that by the time humans make contact with extraterrestrials, (assuming we haven't already) we would have probably gone and stopped using dog breeds for that kind of stuff.

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 3 года назад +7

      @@samuelevans738 Considering that the brits still have a monarchy by tradition, how they still use double decker busses. How various other nations cling to certain acts because they always have. I see no reason we would stop using dogs for things.

  • @Zedyne
    @Zedyne 3 года назад +30

    Awww, this was so wholesome. The breed of dog in the story can grow really large though, now wonder the author picked that speicifc one!

  • @goingcracysfan
    @goingcracysfan Год назад +20

    09:15 " her snorting and sneesing is her way to say shes not out to hurt anyone" *sneeze in the baground*
    perfect timing

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 3 года назад +18

    WE NEED MORE STORYS ABOUT SPACE DOGO’S

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 3 года назад +21

    "Caucasian Shepherd" I do hope that's just the breed, or at least a translator error on the bird girl's end.

    • @brokenhaloking
      @brokenhaloking 3 года назад +22

      It's a Russian breed used to hunt bears, big big doggies.

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 3 года назад +9

      @@brokenhaloking Okay. I had heard of the Russian Bear Dog (I swear, those things are bigger than a St. Bernard) the German Shepherd, and Australian Shepherd, but never Caucasian Shepherd, so I wasn't sure if the author was just being PC.

    • @agraywitch
      @agraywitch 3 года назад +8

      @@nocount7517 From the Caucasus mountain range in Russia (as brokenhaloking said) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Shepherd_Dog

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 3 года назад +4

      Do a Google on them. They are huge. Mostly used as livestock guardians. They are not Russian as such but from countries south of Russia.

    • @magoshighlands4074
      @magoshighlands4074 3 года назад +2

      @@nocount7517 Saint Bernards are bigger and chunkier than the Caucasian Shepbard, but the Shepbard has a larger, more powerful jaw, where as the Bernard has more.powerful legs

  • @Chazz_K
    @Chazz_K 3 года назад +8

    Ha, big dog, I wonder what harmless breed will sow comedic terror among:
    NetNarrator: *Caucasian Shepherd*
    ABANDON SHIP, ABANDON SHIP, WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 года назад +3

      Yeeaaa... A believable mascot for a Merc band.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 года назад +3

      @@singletona082 Not even mascot, but member of said band.

  • @willparry530
    @willparry530 3 года назад +15

    Nano is indeed, the bestest doggo!

  • @seatbelttruck
    @seatbelttruck 3 года назад +12

    Well this was wonderfully wholesome :) Now I want to read/write about aliens encountering service and/or therapy dogs. Or dogs with other jobs. How would they respond to a big terrifying soldier with a big terrifying dog that's sole job is to give them kisses and cuddles when they get a PTSD flashback? Or an alien stuck in some sort of natural disaster only to find themself face-to-face with a deathworld predator barking its head off, only to discover it was excitedly calling over more deathworlders to help rescue them?

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 3 года назад

      can you give me a link to these stories? i want to read them

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck 3 года назад

      @@GreenDude_Gaming I haven't seen stories like this. I would like to, though. Above is a brainstorm. Sorry to get your hopes up like that :/

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 3 года назад

      @@seatbelttruck :(

  • @TheCockroach126
    @TheCockroach126 3 года назад +13

    Fantastic narration. As a dog man I love this story

  • @elniha3206
    @elniha3206 3 года назад +13

    9:29

  • @morcova
    @morcova 3 года назад +4

    That was fucking adorable.... there needs to be more HFY stories about pets.
    This.... "cat" is a pet? Your pet?
    Yes... but don't tell him that.
    What?

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 года назад +5

    Fun fact: giving dogs a small amount of seedless watermelon (the red parts, to be specific) can be good for them!

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 3 года назад

      Well, me too. Funny thing, that... ☺

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 года назад +2

    My uncle had a Newfoundland mix. Nano would've approved. Layla is a sweet, calm, derpy floofball of a mutt...
    Until an home intruder opened the door to my little cousin's bedroom one night. (gotta steal a little girl's Switch, how manly!)
    He was a big dude, he saw the dog coming, he was holding a screwdriver... and he STILL got his ass mauled.
    I think the cops said he flatlined twice in the ER from blood loss and trauma. He was a bandage mummy for at least three months.
    Layla gets all the ear rubs, now. The police officers jokingly call her "Protecto-Mutt", and sneak her treats at the park.
    Dogs are a bit like humans. We wouldn't dream of hurting anyone... Unless you endanger our pack. Then you get got!

  • @Jogeta5
    @Jogeta5 3 года назад +5

    9:29 lol

  • @thememer3540
    @thememer3540 3 года назад +7

    9.30 : sneeze in the distance

  • @theredknight3736
    @theredknight3736 3 года назад +8

    I wanna see a wolf looking alien Meeting doggo

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 года назад +2

      It could be possible in the story/series "Sexy Space Babes" though I'm not far enough in to know for sure if it happens

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 года назад

      @TheRedknight
      it would be like if alien's had very human looking pets...
      which would be VERY creepy...

  • @jackdare
    @jackdare 3 года назад +8

    Such a good _BOY!¡!_ 🐶
    Edit: errr.. _GIRL_ lol

  • @CodexisInkwind
    @CodexisInkwind Год назад +2

    Hey! We finally taught the aliens to pack bond! Whata twist!!

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 Год назад +3

    I absolutely LOVED this story. Nano sounds like a great pupper.
    As for the Aliens that nade their own capcasin... they are lucky they are hunted down for a "taste test"

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne 3 года назад +2

    Me and my doggy play "catch the annoying hands" too :)

  • @shadowrunner2323
    @shadowrunner2323 2 года назад +2

    When we go to the stars for good, there's no doubt we'll have dogs along for the ride

  • @ProjectNetoku
    @ProjectNetoku 3 года назад +1

    considder these aliens havent done something like taming a ravinous animal before or seen one kept as a friendly pet even as a concept- with that, if youre not sure why theyre concerned ... look up a caucasion shepard- theyre very large fluffy dogs. I think sometimes theyre nicknamed as bear dogs. If you see it and dont get why a foreign entity would be concerned idk what else would help.
    GOod doggo but there is some good merit to WHY

  • @armchairwarrior963
    @armchairwarrior963 3 года назад +3

    Dogs are omnivores damn it!

  • @jackreisewitz6632
    @jackreisewitz6632 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dogs are such pure spirits. Unlike humans, deception is not in their nature. What you see is what you get.
    Since honesty is indispensable in friendship, its no wonder they have become man's best friend. If only humans weren't so devious and deceitful by nature.

  • @TechnoSpectre3
    @TechnoSpectre3 Год назад +1

    Caucasian Shepherds are from the Republic of Georgia and are known gor their size, cute fluffball puppies, and extreme aggression toward anyone who threatens their flocks or owners.
    Also, Nano is a common Georgian woman's name (a variant of Nino), but calling a big dog "tiny" is a hilarious double meaning too! 😆

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nano is a big sweety.
    The poor aliens think dogs are bad. We keep lions, bears ( not polar bears to my knowledge but we would try) cats of all kinds. Maincoon and Savannah s and cheetahs have all been used to hunt with.
    We are the monsters that make pets out of monsters

  • @edim108
    @edim108 Год назад +1

    Out of all the dog breeds, the Caucasian Shepherd would probably be the biggest shock to the system. They've been bred to kill wolves and chase off bears to protect herds of animals...

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 2 года назад +1

    I wanted to say: no no no, they're not exclusively carnivorous, they're omnivores! Like us they'll eat most anything. No it's _cats_ you're thinking of, the _other_ predator species we domesticated.

  • @Necrozma112
    @Necrozma112 2 года назад +1

    The plant things are just a full on meal for spicy lovers. Fruit AND spicy sauce makes a decent meal (though I prefer to not eat spicy stuff)

  • @jakevex4198
    @jakevex4198 Год назад +1

    Don't tell Vega about cats.
    Dogs are actually just lazy wolves because before we tamed wolves they would follow behind us collecting scraps eventually they just got brave enough to come forward and we fed them and then they started to love us and boom the doggo was born

  • @stephenurban9880
    @stephenurban9880 7 месяцев назад +1

    Reminds me of my neighbor's dog a Belgian Mal. He is a cop and the dog is his (now retired) K9 partner that lives in his house. Dog LOVES getting petted and played with by everyone. But on command is all business and ready to protect or attack as needed. Actually the protect part needs no command, as it was trained to react on its own to aggression against his human partner.

  • @walls_of_skulls6061
    @walls_of_skulls6061 3 года назад +2

    Dogs are not exclusively meat eaters! They're semi omnivorous, they have a complex protein in their stomach that allows them to digest and even partially absorb nutrients from plant matter. It's healthy and common for dogs to have some fruit every once in a while, however they still need a diet of at least 90% - 95% meat to really be healthy.

    • @heatherweir8726
      @heatherweir8726 2 года назад +2

      So true the dogs i grew up with loved apples. So much they stole them from the tree we had in the backyard.

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 3 года назад +1

    It's stories like this make me really miss Davis, my sister's Boxer. The Boxer that though it was a bunny... unless you acted in any way the dog thought was agressive towards my sister.

  • @johntaco861
    @johntaco861 3 года назад +1

    And if anything/anyone kills the floofy doggie, the owner will stop at nothing until they have turned the creature/person into a fine paste on the...Well everything around them.
    We love our animals and if anyone hurts them, we will lose our shit.

  • @russko118
    @russko118 Год назад +1

    OMG i love that "little doggo" !! more story with spacedogs pelase!

  • @michaelbalcom5233
    @michaelbalcom5233 3 года назад +3

    Okay we definitely need more doggo HFY stories