I’ve seen this episode. I felt so bad for Kyle. To be fair, he should’ve gotten the theme park and Cartman should’ve got the hemorrhoid. Luckily, at the end of the episode, he got better. “I need my cream!” - Kyle Broflovski, 2001
@@AndreaPinkPrincess2025 Yeah I felt bad for Kyle in this episode. This is one of the worst things that happened to Kyle. Thank goodness I only saw this episode one time. Not my least favourite episode, but I still feel bad for my favourite character
@@AndreaPinkPrincess2025 Yeah Gerald we get it you love your hybrid but you don’t have to go and brag about it. Think about your kids and how hungry and tired they were
Kyle is my favorite character and I feel too bad for him in this episode. He deserves better. And I love how Stan is so supportive & caring to him. That just proves he's an amazing friend to Kyle. 🧡🫂💚
I felt bad for Kyle here. Cartman gets everything he wants, and Kyle gets a fucking hemorrhoid. Though, to anyone who hasn’t watched this episode, *please* watch it.
Since hemorrhoids are something you get in your ass & dosen't spread to your lungs (as Kyle's did) or any other organs & parts of the body i think its not a hemorrhoid, but a parasite. I mean look at his face, eyes, mouth & arms. 🤣
This is going to probably be real controversial, but I feel nothing for Kyle here. He basically admitted that every "good" deed he does or has done is with the expectation of getting rewarded for it, not because it's the right thing to do. He said this and wonders why God would give him a hemorrhoid, like the answer didn't just come out of your mouth dude. If Kyle was really as pious as he claims, he should see this as a test and use it to come out stronger. Instead he throws a tantrum like a spoiled brat until Cartman's good fortune is stripped from him, which notably Mr. "Morally Upstanding" does nothing but laugh at. I realize it sucks he got a painful hemorrhoid, however his acting in this episode really sets my teeth on edge.
I thought the same, our faith is not a "do this to get this". And Kyle doesn't act like a good person either he only cares about himself same with stan
@@davecorns7630 Yep, Kyle is as self-serving and cruel as Cartman is; which given he is supposed to be the morally upstanding one of the four makes it much worse. He's also shown throughout the series that he's got some severe Main Character Syndrome, ironic as it is, I first noticed it in the future special. When the boys reunite after several decades, Cartman shown he grew up after leaving South Park and became a Rabbi with a wife and kids. He actually turned himself around, most likely due to being away from Kyle and his BS, gained faith, met a woman and started a family, etc. Kyle absolutely refused to believe that Cartman legit turned his life around and became a man of God, he was so convinced that he must be the only consuming thought in Cartman's mind that when he was proven wrong he literally couldn't accept it. He spent almost all of the interaction demanding Cartman "admit you only became a Rabbi just to screw with me!!". The concept that Cartman actually grew up and changed was so alien to Kyle that it couldn't possibly be correct, and Cartman MUST have spent decades obsessing over the perfect way to "screw with me". Which shows how deeply ingrained his Main Character Syndrome runs...
I think it’s generally that, when you do good things for people, you except they’ll reciprocate. If you do good for God, you’d hope he’d reciprocate by, like, not giving you a haemorrhoid.
@@tacoenjoyer8623 You do good deeds because it's the right thing to do, not because you expect something in return; doing things for others with the expectation of reward is helping yourself. Especially since God knows you aren't doing good actions to be virtuous but because you expect something in return.
@@Luxord5294 Sure, but if you helped an old man cross the road, and he spat in your face afterwards, would you help that same old man again? It’s not about excepting something in return, it’s more about mutual decency.
Coming to this to comfort myself about my newfound hemorrhoid
I hope you are doing better now 😭 Hemorrhoids are no fun...
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢
Same here 😢
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Same here. I don't know what to do.
Bleed after stol. 😢
I’ve seen this episode. I felt so bad for Kyle. To be fair, he should’ve gotten the theme park and Cartman should’ve got the hemorrhoid. Luckily, at the end of the episode, he got better. “I need my cream!” - Kyle Broflovski, 2001
Me too this is the first South Park episode that made me cry ;-;
Yeah, you guys this is not good
This episode is "Cartmanland"
@@AndreaPinkPrincess2025 Yeah I felt bad for Kyle in this episode. This is one of the worst things that happened to Kyle. Thank goodness I only saw this episode one time. Not my least favourite episode, but I still feel bad for my favourite character
@@kkocsis197 and like Gerald is showing off his hybrid
@@AndreaPinkPrincess2025 Yeah Gerald we get it you love your hybrid but you don’t have to go and brag about it. Think about your kids and how hungry and tired they were
KyIe is easiIy the most reIatabIe character in the entire show!
I can relate.getting a pile is the worst feeling ever especially when you’re wiping your ass.
I know,no matter if it's large or small
@@Mr.Feather130
Mine sometimes bleeds when I strain and I put pressure on it using toilet paper to make it stop.
Poor Kyle! I cried after watching this. I feel too bad for him 😭
Same 😭
Don't worry, he's a strong guy,he can handle everything that comes his way
Aw man i hate to see Kyle so sad😢
But at least he got better.
Yeah.
i love how stan trys to comfort kyle
Poor kyle is so cute
Yeah, he couldn't help it but he's cute! The reason why Kyle is cute that he is a sweetest Jewish boy who has cute little piggy toes!
Yeah right? His jewishness makes him sooo much cuter, I can't @@AndreaPinkPrincess2025
Poor Kyle I too have a hemorrhoid although mine bleeds when I strain and sometimes a lot but I put pressure on it to make it stop.
Have you tried a salt bath?
@@deathmetal271
Uh no what's that kind of bath by the way?
I feel bad for Kyle, too, but Cartman has no empathy for anyone but himself. I wish he can change his ways.
Spoilers…. He did, in the future special
What’s funny is Cartman actually saved the Park and only lost it is because Kenny died because Cartman being Cartman didn’t care about safety.
Kyle is my favorite character and I feel too bad for him in this episode. He deserves better. And I love how Stan is so supportive & caring to him. That just proves he's an amazing friend to Kyle. 🧡🫂💚
Wholesome :3
I felt bad for Kyle here. Cartman gets everything he wants, and Kyle gets a fucking hemorrhoid.
Though, to anyone who hasn’t watched this episode, *please* watch it.
0:14 on my ass Stan 🥺
Poor Kyle! He is in extreme pain.
Poor kyle 😔
I think Kyle was Jealous over Cartman's 1 Million dollars That his grandmother give him, And That's why He had Hemorrhoids They just want Cartman Back
I just want to hug him 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😱
I need My cream, I need My cream😂😂😂 I love it😂😂
This episode is very scary!
How is it scary?
@@WCKD_is_good bc Kyle has a hem0rh0id 😢 I just really don’t like this episode at all
😭
Its not scary, it's emotional.
😭
LOL!!
Do you think Cartman is the reason why Kyle have a hemorrhoid?
Since hemorrhoids are something you get in your ass & dosen't spread to your lungs (as Kyle's did) or any other organs & parts of the body i think its not a hemorrhoid, but a parasite. I mean look at his face, eyes, mouth & arms. 🤣
This is going to probably be real controversial, but I feel nothing for Kyle here. He basically admitted that every "good" deed he does or has done is with the expectation of getting rewarded for it, not because it's the right thing to do. He said this and wonders why God would give him a hemorrhoid, like the answer didn't just come out of your mouth dude. If Kyle was really as pious as he claims, he should see this as a test and use it to come out stronger. Instead he throws a tantrum like a spoiled brat until Cartman's good fortune is stripped from him, which notably Mr. "Morally Upstanding" does nothing but laugh at. I realize it sucks he got a painful hemorrhoid, however his acting in this episode really sets my teeth on edge.
I thought the same, our faith is not a "do this to get this". And Kyle doesn't act like a good person either he only cares about himself same with stan
@@davecorns7630 Yep, Kyle is as self-serving and cruel as Cartman is; which given he is supposed to be the morally upstanding one of the four makes it much worse. He's also shown throughout the series that he's got some severe Main Character Syndrome, ironic as it is, I first noticed it in the future special.
When the boys reunite after several decades, Cartman shown he grew up after leaving South Park and became a Rabbi with a wife and kids. He actually turned himself around, most likely due to being away from Kyle and his BS, gained faith, met a woman and started a family, etc. Kyle absolutely refused to believe that Cartman legit turned his life around and became a man of God, he was so convinced that he must be the only consuming thought in Cartman's mind that when he was proven wrong he literally couldn't accept it. He spent almost all of the interaction demanding Cartman "admit you only became a Rabbi just to screw with me!!".
The concept that Cartman actually grew up and changed was so alien to Kyle that it couldn't possibly be correct, and Cartman MUST have spent decades obsessing over the perfect way to "screw with me". Which shows how deeply ingrained his Main Character Syndrome runs...
I think it’s generally that, when you do good things for people, you except they’ll reciprocate. If you do good for God, you’d hope he’d reciprocate by, like, not giving you a haemorrhoid.
@@tacoenjoyer8623 You do good deeds because it's the right thing to do, not because you expect something in return; doing things for others with the expectation of reward is helping yourself. Especially since God knows you aren't doing good actions to be virtuous but because you expect something in return.
@@Luxord5294 Sure, but if you helped an old man cross the road, and he spat in your face afterwards, would you help that same old man again? It’s not about excepting something in return, it’s more about mutual decency.
I really don’t like episode because it’s make me cry at episode 😭
I just really don’t like this episode 😢
Me too 😭
LOL!!! 😂 HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are you laughing!?
It’s not funny!!!
This is not good