@@djt08031996 Well, in that impeccable instance, *_good on him_* for advertently following through with his penalties-there's a certain reason why he's unequivocally ❝ _best boy_ ❞ out of the aggregation of the team, after all. :)) */j*
People actually seem to completely overlook just how many crimes Nya has actually committed, even before becoming a ninja she still broke a shit ton of laws as samurai x, it's just that no one ever realizes it because they only pay attention to the other 5 more than three-quarters of the time💀 overall, there's A LOT of Nya crimes missing from this
Kai trespassing is debatable with the fact that the caves aren't private property or government authorized, the dragon was also about to attack the Ninja, so again animal abuse is debatable, and while disturbing a shipwreck site is illegal, since the ship was just discovered, not private property and isn't owned by anyone, again it's somewhat debatable on the trespassing
Plus I’m like 99% sure that they were forced to participate in the illegal fight club because the guy with his staff would take their powers or something? Idrk
@@Your-Average-Nerd no the stealing the powers were kept secret, they participated cause the tournament claimed they had the Ninja’s friend who was thought deceased
Honestly, Kai is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. He was the worst when it came to using/controlling his abilities, even though it never made a lot of sense. He grew up in a blacksmith's shop. He should be aware of what fire can do. Considering that they commit most of their crimes as a team, that compilation could probably a lot shorter.
Kai, Jay and Zane are the only ones without a life sentence though Kai does have 276 years in prison. He might outlive his sentence since some people believe that elemental master (or just the main 4 ninja) have extended lifetime.
We not gonna mention that Nya destroyed both the cursed realm and Djinjago with all the people in it, most of which being innocent(at least the ones in Djinjago anyway).
I take it you’ve seen the videos from Rob’s Media. Certainly is a creative subversion to make your own with the Ninja all getting charged with crimes of their own. Although, I’d apply the “ends justify the means” to most of these since they were meant for stopping those who had broken the law prior. You charging Lloyd for wearing green (Garmadon’s ordinance in “Hunted”) was hilarious.
Oh. Inspired by Mousait, Rob’s Media made three videos to list off crimes and charges of each of the franchise’s villains through “Crystalized”. They’re pretty entertaining.
Most of those things are REAL ninja things. Sometimes I wonder why they are so naive, when they're able to do such things we can easily call crimes. And when they dress all black, they are supposed to reckognise each other by moves, not by their colors. Ah ah, the Ninja we deserve! ♡
I like the fact that they literally hold Pythor a literal Snake that is capable to eat Animals or Humans that are at least as tall as himself (I just say his dead tribe) in jail and don't put any effort to make sure that he doesn't kill someone i mean in that one fight in Crystalized Pythor could easily bite Kai and thus killing him (if Kai wouldn't be able to defend himself of course)
@@toasted_sandwich well she destroyed a lot of property in season 1 and 2 as samurai x, she also broke into many areas, she killed a bunch of souls, the cursed realm and jinjago, she's stolen, attacked civilians l, breaking and entering and the list goes on
And they say they shouldn't be in jail... 😅 unfortunately thanks to Lloyd's oni heritage he will be able to actually go to prison for those life imprisonments and 91 years...
In all fairness, the one with the giant beetle was self-defense. And in Kai's defense, I feel like I could somewhat excuse the second time, since he was aiming for the villain's helicopter, but even then, that would have possibly caused more damage if he didn't miss. Like what if it went out of control and crashed in the prison? Could possibly be charged not just with arson, but also property damage, and murder. That first case of arson, he blew up Cole's motorbike, so that can definitely qualify should Cole choose to press charges. The shipwreck, which we learn is the Destiny's Bounty, most likely isn't government property. In the case of the first child endangerment, didn't Lloyd just willfully walk into an area of combat? Unless putting him in a barrel was the qualifying factor. True, Jay, Cole, and Zane assaulted Kai. Lucky for them, Kai chose not to press charges. Jay crashing into a billboard, that was an accident, as accidental damage is not a crime. He is legally required to repair/pay for damages though. Jay falling through the roof (twice) in Possession, I blame weak construction. In terms of assaulting Kraig, hard to tell if he actually qualifies as an animal. Do yetis count as animals? Actually, that bit where he kicked Kai in anger, that can technically be aggravated assault. Zane's second case of assault (since he was one of the three that assaulted Kai), that one was just by accident. Actually, all he did was accidentally toss an egg on some kid, which may cause some burning. First case of graverobbing, does it really count if it's some ancient artifact that, at the time, was not under government surveillance? Meanwhile in "Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu", Zane was tricked into thinking he was someone else. As far as everyone smuggling weapons into his dad's home, I mean, they're lucky Cole's dad didn't press charges. Lloyd charged for wearing green is one of the dumbest laws ever and I don't know why it's a thing. Nya's charge for chemical warfare... she should be lucky none of them, especially her brother pressed charges.
I was thinking that it’d be funny to do a LEGO Monkie Kid one before I realized two of the main characters sliced an entire building before it exploded just cuz some villains they were fighting were on top of it god I love lego shows
Kai: 53 crimes if you add everything Jay: 50 crimes Zane: also 50 Cole: 37 Lloyd: also 37 Finally: Nya 11 Edit: All of them combined have committed 238 crimes
There are no canon laws in ninjago basically if someone kills you you better pray all ninjas come to save you with a chance of the killer running away and the police cant do anything
@@toasted_sandwich other than trespassing in a world that gets constantly put in danger every month or year do they have their own laws or just the same laws irl?
@@toasted_sandwich oh ok, that's even worse. also I think Cole was innocent in the crystalized prison fight because he didn't attack anyone - he only defended himself.
31:14 Cole was a ghost at the between Possesion and Day of The Departed, why isnt he exploding and being sent to the departed realm when he's touching the water
Nice video. Uhh let's just forget that nya committed murder S5-S6 when she destroyed Cursed Realm than in turn destroying almost all of Djinjago and killing all of the Dijnns
All the Ninja being in their teens before committing crimes and then there's lloyd whos first crime is legit terrorism as a child
Bros really like his dad💀💀
he's the devil
Fr
Fr
I was gonna say "aww baby's first first crime :')" but honestly we KNOW this ain't his first crime by a long shot lol
Zane: protect those who cant protect themselves
*Meanwhile 11 cases of assault*
D r y l a u g h
And what he did as the ice emperor which was like 1000 years
Zane could be more careful
@@PhoenixDening-cz5wdyes
I love how Lloyd has multiple war crimes to his name and then there's just... wearing green lmao
I laughed at wearing green
I legit almost spit out my drink lol. I can't with this show. It's too funny.
What does that even mean
@@Whatisthis862 garmadon
@@yoshikatsu_kiraI still don't get it
I can see Zane getting multiple death penalties
Tbf, he's already served a few
@@djt08031996 NAH YOU DID NOT 💀💀💀
Ye fr bros already got them
@@djt08031996 Well, in that impeccable instance, *_good on him_* for advertently following through with his penalties-there's a certain reason why he's unequivocally ❝ _best boy_ ❞ out of the aggregation of the team, after all. :)) */j*
He already served some of those
Lloyd with 3 life sentences and 91 years 💀 I assume the terrorism and war crimes had a lot to do with that
come to think of it Lloyd is between the ages of 14-16 (I think)
but lloyd is part-oni so he will live to leave jail
@@CsRj2854for real
@@CsRj2854he’s also part human so he will still age like a normal one
@@CsRj2854 but he has life sentences so he will have to stay in prison till he dies, no matter how long that taked
276 years for Kai lol. He’s gonna end up looking like master Wu
Kai's gonna be looking like this:☠️
@quandingle_pro_69 better yet, the first spinjitsu master. at this point, hes basicly wu but more powerful and not alive
@@Mika_ohu7well it's been known that elemental masters can live way longer than regular people so he probably looks like his dad tbh
Actually elemental masters live hundreds of years while oni live thousands.
@@FriedShrimpPasta that............ explains.. SO MUCH...
People actually seem to completely overlook just how many crimes Nya has actually committed, even before becoming a ninja she still broke a shit ton of laws as samurai x, it's just that no one ever realizes it because they only pay attention to the other 5 more than three-quarters of the time💀 overall, there's A LOT of Nya crimes missing from this
I read through her entire wiki page and besides killing an entire realm I didn't miss much
I thought it was samurai ex
@@sullivancoggin1834 It was actually samurai D
She's done literally so many crimes as both samurai x and as a ninja (mostly as a samurai x) just rewatch the episodes
@@toasted_sandwich
Nya probably has created a bunch of unlicensed vehicles😂
You forgot the fact that serpentines were prison inmates. So technically Lloyd organized a mass escape of hundreds of criminals
Basically, if Ninjago's law enforcement thought like Harumi did, the Ninja would be in prison for the rest of their lives.
Kai trespassing is debatable with the fact that the caves aren't private property or government authorized, the dragon was also about to attack the Ninja, so again animal abuse is debatable, and while disturbing a shipwreck site is illegal, since the ship was just discovered, not private property and isn't owned by anyone, again it's somewhat debatable on the trespassing
Plus I’m like 99% sure that they were forced to participate in the illegal fight club because the guy with his staff would take their powers or something? Idrk
@@Your-Average-Nerd no the stealing the powers were kept secret, they participated cause the tournament claimed they had the Ninja’s friend who was thought deceased
@@johngentley5015so that would make them blackmail victims then
@@johngentley5015 ohhhhh. That makes a lot more sense now.
@@Your-Average-Nerd yeah
2:24 Was this just a whole EPISODE of Kai recklessly driving!?
not the whole episode, but the entire scene. lasts about 4 mins
And it was on a road we’re there were no other cars so if there no one around how does it count as a crime
@@willroths747rewatch the episode, we do see other cars
@@toasted_sandwich yeah, i believe he hits one of them
A bit of it😊
No mention of Zane's genocide on Kraig's entire species?
wasn't on screen
@@toasted_sandwich But it still happened with proof to back it up.
@@cadencannot im not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying it wasn't on screen so I can't really put it In the video
🤷♀
PLUS ALL THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF THE VILAGERS IN THE VILLAGE THE NINJA WERE AT AND THE TRANSFORMING PPL
"wearing green" as a punishable offense
Green is not a creative colour
i’m pretty sure when the sons of garmadon usurped ninjago city, they outlawed wearing clothes with the colour green lmaoooo
Honestly, Kai is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. He was the worst when it came to using/controlling his abilities, even though it never made a lot of sense. He grew up in a blacksmith's shop. He should be aware of what fire can do.
Considering that they commit most of their crimes as a team, that compilation could probably a lot shorter.
Legit surprised he only has three counts of Arson
@@jackwillard4same
276 years for Kai is madness lmao
So cole has commited less crimes than the others? Makes sence
And for those who might say nya has done less my counter argument is season 5
@@plandcartoon9272 Cole didn't do much in season 5 though. He was just a depressed ghost lmao.
@quandingle_pro_69HUH??
@quandingle_pro_69lmao
@@cadencannotFr
The reckless driving just casually being sped up lol
if I didn't speed it up it would've been claimed lol
@@toasted_sandwichFr. That scene is so long.
zane would have multiple murder charges for all those he killed as the ice emperor
wasn't on screen unfortunately
he chould argue insanity and or under the influence of mind control
@@kolbepalladino7957 yeah
Also Lloyd since he released pythore who released the great deviourer who killed hundreds
@hajarjaber8043 yeah
What a bunch of amazing heroes, I hope I can be like them when I grow up.
"Your honor, in our defense, we were all just doing what's told by Master Wu, so we're doing our jobs very well."
Yes
“What’s told by Master Wu”
@@cheukyinglau8011 he's cool
"Breaking amd Entering"... they're ninjas! That comes with the profession.
Kai, Jay and Zane are the only ones without a life sentence though Kai does have 276 years in prison.
He might outlive his sentence since some people believe that elemental master (or just the main 4 ninja) have extended lifetime.
elemental masters do have an extended lifespan but it isnt that much compared to a normal human
my guy lloyd resisting arrest 7 times 💀
I think you can argue that Zane can not hold accountability on everything he did as Ice Emperor, saying that he was insane or mind controlled
Yea
My jaw dropped when I saw the 3 Life imprisonment and 91 years of jail 💀
We not gonna mention that Nya destroyed both the cursed realm and Djinjago with all the people in it, most of which being innocent(at least the ones in Djinjago anyway).
i dont think she should be charged for djinjagos destruction but the cursed realm yea
@toasted_sandwich i think she can because she destroyed the curse realm, thus destroying djinjago it was stated in season 6
Surprised Zane wasnt charged with any warcrimes
I take it you’ve seen the videos from Rob’s Media. Certainly is a creative subversion to make your own with the Ninja all getting charged with crimes of their own.
Although, I’d apply the “ends justify the means” to most of these since they were meant for stopping those who had broken the law prior. You charging Lloyd for wearing green (Garmadon’s ordinance in “Hunted”) was hilarious.
never seen those videos
Oh. Inspired by Mousait, Rob’s Media made three videos to list off crimes and charges of each of the franchise’s villains through “Crystalized”. They’re pretty entertaining.
24:59 bro got charged with terrorism at age 9 💀
Yeah
Say what you want but that's impressive
@@SimplyLikesGaming yes
Technically Zane, Jay, Kai, and Cole kidnapped Lloyd in season one episode four, Lloyd just ended up being okay with it lol
well they had permission from wu and he's Lloyd's uncle
@toasted_sandwich, not permission from Lloyd, tho 😂
I’m surprised Kai doesn’t have more than 3 counts of arson
kai casually wearing no seatbelt HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂
He could've passed
None of their Skybound charges should count because they chronologically never happened
in this context that doesn't really matter
@@toasted_sandwich ok
The ninja commit more crimes than the villains they fight.
Nah. The stone army alone almost destroyed a city
You can't be serious that kai didn't do anything wrong in season 7-10
I should've put in Kai attacking Ray in S7 but other than that he didn't really commit any crimes
Animal abuse: 🫥
@@toasted_sandwich In This Case At Least He Actually Had Good Reasons To Do Those “Crimes”
@@toasted_sandwichwhat about the people zane froze/killed(kinda) in the never realm
There was a scene from season 8 at 4:43
“I can fix him”
Him:
Most of those things are REAL ninja things. Sometimes I wonder why they are so naive, when they're able to do such things we can easily call crimes.
And when they dress all black, they are supposed to reckognise each other by moves, not by their colors.
Ah ah, the Ninja we deserve! ♡
kai - 0:00
jay - 7:22
zane - 13:30
cole - 19:42
La loyd -24:56
Nya - 30:40
also pin me
your welcome 😊😊😊
Laloyd?
@@oswinvalle1958 yes
Lloyd: "It's Lloyd, dad."
I like the fact that they literally hold Pythor a literal Snake that is capable to eat Animals or Humans that are at least as tall as himself (I just say his dead tribe) in jail and don't put any effort to make sure that he doesn't kill someone i mean in that one fight in Crystalized Pythor could easily bite Kai and thus killing him (if Kai wouldn't be able to defend himself of course)
The "He knows" had me rolling and jeezus christ Jay's is the #1 animal abuser and didn't he blow up the monasteries south wing?
he blew up the practice room too, too bad it wasnt on screen
Lloyd having 3 lifetimes is so funny to me
I'm glad my belief that Kai's and Lloyd's jail time would be way higher than the rest was right.
Kai because he's kai, and Lloyds because of the things he did as a child.
Wouldn’t Jay falling through the house in s5 for “Property Damage” not be his fault? He didn’t mean to.
if you're playing baseball in your yard and break your neighbors window that'd be property Damage, so intent doesn't matter
In Cali Jay Could Sue them
About the “resisting arrest” involving the new ninja, they were more…resisting the possibility of being POUNDED TO A PULP!
skill issue
Ninjas: *Does crimes in almost every single episode.*
Also them: We are heroes:)
Jk
Actually jay didnt fight in prison, he was the only one who just stood there (well until he threw a bowl lol).
cole was the only one that didn't fight, he just used a tray as a shield
@@toasted_sandwich I thought he threw a cake.
@@RiseLeon_Turtle he would never he would prob just eat it lol
@Golden_Freddy1987 he did try an eat the cake, then he threw it if im not mistaken
@@RiseLeon_Turtle yeah because the cake was hard like a rock but he didn't trow it at someone
We just gonan forget about half the crines Nya commited season 2, 5, 9, 10, 13...
besides the whole killing the entire Cursed Realm thing what crimes did she commit in those seasons
@@toasted_sandwich well she destroyed a lot of property in season 1 and 2 as samurai x, she also broke into many areas, she killed a bunch of souls, the cursed realm and jinjago, she's stolen, attacked civilians l, breaking and entering and the list goes on
none of those happened in the seasons you mentioned
@@toasted_sandwichThey just said nya destroyed a lot of property during season 2, which was a season that they mentioned
0:50 ok what is the point of saying the weapons can't be so close together, if you can keep them in a suitcase?
No, no, he's got a point
no the weapons have to touch
@@BeanBurrito1samukai didn't have the weapons touch
@@TheIceCreamWizard he died because he held them all at once and at that time no mortal could possess all of them at once
11:29 Counterpoint: That’s a literal monster.
they attacked him first tho
@@toasted_sandwich “hE sTaRtEd It!”
And they say they shouldn't be in jail... 😅 unfortunately thanks to Lloyd's oni heritage he will be able to actually go to prison for those life imprisonments and 91 years...
In all fairness, the one with the giant beetle was self-defense. And in Kai's defense, I feel like I could somewhat excuse the second time, since he was aiming for the villain's helicopter, but even then, that would have possibly caused more damage if he didn't miss. Like what if it went out of control and crashed in the prison? Could possibly be charged not just with arson, but also property damage, and murder. That first case of arson, he blew up Cole's motorbike, so that can definitely qualify should Cole choose to press charges. The shipwreck, which we learn is the Destiny's Bounty, most likely isn't government property. In the case of the first child endangerment, didn't Lloyd just willfully walk into an area of combat? Unless putting him in a barrel was the qualifying factor.
True, Jay, Cole, and Zane assaulted Kai. Lucky for them, Kai chose not to press charges. Jay crashing into a billboard, that was an accident, as accidental damage is not a crime. He is legally required to repair/pay for damages though. Jay falling through the roof (twice) in Possession, I blame weak construction. In terms of assaulting Kraig, hard to tell if he actually qualifies as an animal. Do yetis count as animals? Actually, that bit where he kicked Kai in anger, that can technically be aggravated assault.
Zane's second case of assault (since he was one of the three that assaulted Kai), that one was just by accident. Actually, all he did was accidentally toss an egg on some kid, which may cause some burning. First case of graverobbing, does it really count if it's some ancient artifact that, at the time, was not under government surveillance? Meanwhile in "Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu", Zane was tricked into thinking he was someone else.
As far as everyone smuggling weapons into his dad's home, I mean, they're lucky Cole's dad didn't press charges.
Lloyd charged for wearing green is one of the dumbest laws ever and I don't know why it's a thing.
Nya's charge for chemical warfare... she should be lucky none of them, especially her brother pressed charges.
yea Kai putting Lloyd into the barrel was the reason, also wearing Green was illegal while garmadon was in control in s9
I was thinking that it’d be funny to do a LEGO Monkie Kid one before I realized two of the main characters sliced an entire building before it exploded just cuz some villains they were fighting were on top of it god I love lego shows
That's amazing that you documented every one of their crimes. Kudos to you for spending 3 months on this!
Lloyd was a villain as a child
the Ninjas arrested this is an outrage of all the nerve after all the good they have done how dare those people arrested them sheesh shame on them.
Kai: 53 crimes if you add everything
Jay: 50 crimes
Zane: also 50
Cole: 37
Lloyd: also 37
Finally: Nya 11
Edit: All of them combined have committed 238 crimes
So ninja
32 minutes...
huh..this is...Shocking..
I though there'd be more 😂
Why is Cole not being charged for identity theft in season 2 at Dareths dojo?
I don’t know why but I have this feeling Nya should have a longer sentence
Maybe harboring criminals? Being the ninja that is
Lloyd and Zane are the only ones surviving those prison sentences…
How?
@kavonsimon4429 Lloyd got a long lifespan and Zane is a robot
@toasted_sandwich
I understand that Zane is a nindroid.
@toasted_sandwich
It is how long can Oni live?
How long is Lloyd's lifespan compared to the other ninjas?
This is why the Ninja shouldn't be the protectors,... just get the new Ninja instead
So true. Sorry, Ninja.
1:21 Counterpoint: Dareth was the one who encouraged the fight and was seen to have no major damage, other than a little shock.
ZANE,WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Kai is gonna end up like Wu got a style like Bruce teachin everybody how to do kungfu
There are no canon laws in ninjago basically if someone kills you you better pray all ninjas come to save you with a chance of the killer running away and the police cant do anything
yes there are, in one of the mini movies nya brings up that trespassing is against Ninjago Law
@@toasted_sandwich other than trespassing in a world that gets constantly put in danger every month or year do they have their own laws or just the same laws irl?
So Jay has the shortest sentence.
28:24 i remembered this one where err i think garmadon or harumi banned wearing green 😭😭
garmadon
i could never have the patience to make a video like this- GOOD JOB!!!!!!
12:03 ong idk why that kick got me dying laughing
Cole: sentenced 1 life imprisonment and 133 years. Bro is going to jail in his next life too
I love how you charched lloyd for wearing green in hunted
lloyd also rammed his car into kryptarium in s8. it looked awesome, but it was definitely property damage.
i completely forgot about that, but he didnt ram his car, he blew up the door
@@toasted_sandwich oh ok, that's even worse. also I think Cole was innocent in the crystalized prison fight because he didn't attack anyone - he only defended himself.
yea I know that's why I didn't put it in his charges
@@toasted_sandwich oh it thought you did, my bad sorry
lol. by far the best excuse is repairing an AC. hands down...
19:15 Ayo what they’re doing to him? 🤨
This is so fk cool i dont even know why i laughed so much 😭😭💀
Kai punching his past self being charged as battery is funny as hell tho
I love Kai getting charged with battery by hitting himself
Lloyd has also done under aged driving in season 1 when he was piloting the Bounty. I think it was episode 12.
I love the wearing green crime it's a great reference to the season 😂
The scene in the mini van with sally is one of my favorites in all of ninjago
I’ve been waiting for a video like this
same
31:14
Cole was a ghost at the between Possesion and Day of The Departed, why isnt he exploding and being sent to the departed realm when he's touching the water
nevermind kai and nya were holding him so he wouldnt touch the water
he’s half human and half ghost
I was watching this with my brother and then “wearing green” came up. That’s probably the hardest I have ever laughed in a long time
Are we not ignoring the fact the lloyd is an active terrorist and kai is a menace to society☠️☠️
If they didnt do all that lets just say the show wouldve lasted 13 minutes
Zane literally commited genocide against the Yetis.
couldn't include it it wasn't on screen
@@toasted_sandwich Krag (the yeti) showes Cole a Blizzard Samurai sword near his cave, that was a scene you should have included
@@legofanaditya I only include it if it's them actually committing the crime
@@toasted_sandwich Oh ok
9:28 He should be charged for Indecenet Exposure adding a Year
21:37 Would also Count as Intimidation
Okey, but if you breaking some property because its the only way of dealing with some ancient ghost horror, its just self-defence.
11:24 Couterpoint: That’s a giant a** beetle.
5:51 Kai started a fight Whith a caniball
2:10 They were alowed to do that
they were supposed to deal with the Stone warrior merch not destroy the entire room
Zane was assaulting anybody he was being controlled
Nice video. Uhh let's just forget that nya committed murder S5-S6 when she destroyed Cursed Realm than in turn destroying almost all of Djinjago and killing all of the Dijnns
LEGO: Property Damage
The lefty and righty situation sped up got me😭
kai: Loyd your not suppsed to be here *proceeds to dump the 8 year old headfirst in a barrel*
It wouldn't be a surprise for kai to have multiple charges for arson
12:22 may be counted as grand larceny since it was so vital
30:15 lol GRAND THEFT AUTO
Can't wait to watch this