hell nah, it’s growing on its self. Stop commenting dead internet theory. Don’t you know there’s so many of you, that you guys are contributing to the dead internet theory!?!?
Gold is in fact edible, at least in small quantities, like gold wrapped food, but it has to be pure and clean. Some say it gives health benefits, which if the rumor is true then it will look even worse for the devs, as this would make life even more pay to win
Gold is for the most part safe to consume, due to its highly unreactive nature. In small quantities it provides neither positive nor negative effects on one's health, again, due to its highly unreactive nature. In large enough quantities, it can potentially cause heavy metal poisoning, due to being a heavy metal. Symptoms include but are not limited to: dermatitis, headache, vomiting, bone marrow depression, kidney damage, failure and death. Don't eat gold.
Parents: healthy food makes you stronger Buff people: Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS Edit 2: guess what Chicken butt :troll: It's a new year WHY YALL IS BLOWING MY PHONE UP
@@JasonSwadleyUm, gold can in fact break gold. That's like saying iron pickaxes can't mind iron because you need a stone pickaxe. Gold pickaxes are as strong as iron pickaxes, just not in terms of durability. They're also faster.
@@WitherheadYT The Terrarian is the character you play in a game similar to Minecraft called Terraria. The Terrarian is at a god-like level in the endgame. Terrarians have godly weapons and armor. Steve vs the Terrarain has been long debated so I thought I'd reference it. Also Minecraft and Terraria referenced each other with Minecraft saying Try Terraria sometimes in the text on the upright part of the first options screen when you open the game. Terraria did the same with Try Minecraft on their first options screen in the text area
Eh actually ☝️🤓 there is that boiling effect thingy I forgot name so my ironic actually lost it's steam but you know what I am talking about how the water on top of your skin creates barrier of steam bubbles Laden frost effect maybe ? Whatever If anything else he is suppppeer sweaty
Also, how much cholesterol and fat from steak, porkchop, mutton, chicken, cod and salmon we consume every 2 mins. Imagine mojang adds health ailments and diseases such as heart attack 😂
@@SauI_Goodman please don't give them ideas. New mobs already don't drop anything "to not promote animal cruelty in real life". Also some hardcore modpacks already doing similar things with food nutritional values and having balanced diet increases your stats (for example RLCraft have that iirc)
I'm guessing the enchantments on enchanted gapples* (*short for golden apples) Regeneration II (down from V) and Absorption IV (up from I), in addition to the unchanged Resistance and Fire Resistance effects (wait that is a potion effect so are gapples made with potions as well?)
47!
CONGRATULATIONS
Say what? What does this mean?
what?
Ya I'm Confused To?
Same honestly
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
"A Golden apple a day keeps the doctor afraid."
What about a god apple?
Edit 1: wow the replies are getting a lot more creative
@@Her0brine3just the normal passive agressive I think
"A god apple a day makes the doctors stay the f*ck away*
@@JustSmileyFace...
A ggapple (god golden apple)a day makes the military stay away 💀
@@Walnut-1 (if it existed ) “ a herobrine apple a day makes the doctor poop his pants and die”
@@Somethingidk- A meme apple makes the doctor explode
Golden apple: 💪
Golden carrot: 😎
Glistening melon: 🧍♂️
What did it gave you?
@@aaronisabellclements3525its unedible
true
Its used to make potions
Instant health or regen
For some reason it’s so nice to watch this
Me : how’d you learn to cook?
9 year olds : *minecraft*
aw hell nah the burning the house down
@@Nub_KingI started cooking food at 8
@@u1d2pu1uoyevigannogrevrn12 bet you burnt smth atleast once and are capping
same @@u1d2pu1uoyevigannogrevrn12
@@u1d2pu1uoyevigannogrevrn12💀
This was great to watch on the livestream, and it turned out well!
warrior why arent you moderating jakertown?
@@cup_of_noodles_gaming I’m still moderating Jakertown whenever I can! Why do you ask?
What live stream?
@@Warrior.5804 i was in it but forgot acc password and now i cant join because it had my only phone number 💀
Yessir!
Wait until ge finds a Notch apple
No reply’s? Lemme fix that
😰
Hello
Ok
@@VygoUwU that’s when he learned how to glow
dead internet theory ahh comments
@@racolezorfani real
REAL
I just came here to check if there were any 😅
LMAOOO
hell nah, it’s growing on its self. Stop commenting dead internet theory. Don’t you know there’s so many of you, that you guys are contributing to the dead internet theory!?!?
"Eat carrots it's good for your eyesight"
"Eat golden carrots and you'll get x ray vision"
😂
لتالاداف
What does even golden carrots do in Minecraft? They're just for potions?
@@bashayeralbogami9119 eh?
And you Will see a monster in a cave
Gold is in fact edible, at least in small quantities, like gold wrapped food, but it has to be pure and clean. Some say it gives health benefits, which if the rumor is true then it will look even worse for the devs, as this would make life even more pay to win
ik
Gold is for the most part safe to consume, due to its highly unreactive nature. In small quantities it provides neither positive nor negative effects on one's health, again, due to its highly unreactive nature. In large enough quantities, it can potentially cause heavy metal poisoning, due to being a heavy metal. Symptoms include but are not limited to: dermatitis, headache, vomiting, bone marrow depression, kidney damage, failure and death.
Don't eat gold.
Its a biologically inert so it just passes throught your sromach
@@pervygamer4369 I know, still depends on the quanitity. Try surviving after chugging down 3 one kilo bars
If you drink enough Goldshlager you’ll poop gold turds
This is as satisfying as a food preparation scene in a cartoon
This is a cartoon
🗿
@@Rickandmorty54
I'm trying to find those braindead comments
same dude
@@History_with_Me.77 yes me too
@@History_with_Me.77me too
Go to “newest first” comments trust 🙏
Is nobody gonna talk about how clean the cutting animation was 😩
why the heck did u use that emoji :|
@@Leaff_lolFr is obnoxious
This wouldn't bw the first time.
Nah it was "choppy" 😂
Clean? Its literally just 2 frames
These animation are so fluid 😭 How do they look this good?!
175 likes but no comments? lemme fix that
188 likes but 1 comment? lemme fix that
257 likes but only 2 comments, here lemme fix that
274 but 3 comments? lemme fix that
Experience
Parents: healthy food makes you stronger
Buff people:
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
Edit 2: guess what
Chicken butt :troll:
It's a new year
WHY
YALL
IS
BLOWING
MY
PHONE
UP
@@megalo-rexok I won’t
@@megalo-rex don't be lazy lad, make contact people like
@@megalo-rex байт на подписки🤡
@@megalo-rexget a life you bot begger 😘🎉💖
@@megalo-rexစာရင်းသွင်းသူ အများအပြားရှိလိုပါက သင့်အကြောင်းအရာကို အဘယ်ကြောင့် မတိုးတက်သနည်း။
Dead internet theory isn’t a theory
@@Da-cool-kids60 what's wrong?
what's wrong?
@@Da-cool-kids60 fr its a well established theory
an apple . creeps the carrot away 🥕😂🎉damn is😂🎉
an apple . creeps the carrot away 🥕😂🎉damn is😂🎉
Lets be honest.. we all watched this more than once.
Yep
Edit:I’m famous!!!
nope only once lol
Six times to be exact
Yep
fr
I’m thinking of a number, 1-100. First one to comment it gets pinned! (You only get one guess)
0
A number between 1-100
55
73
87
I can't stop watching this. The sounds and animation are so satisfying!
Verified account without any replys or likes?!?!?!
Bread Pirate :DD
Hello!!
Unfortunately it's only for a few minutes
:0 It's the bread pirate!
fr
Him doing the 😂e got me beating my shi to this
@@WeirdCometGuy huh????????
HUH
Here's the braindead comments people were talking about💀
@@Adeepatey581 dead internet theory
Wouldve been funnier if the gold axe broke midway while chopping the gold
No like last 1 chunk of gold it breaks
@@Nurr-the-Estonian-cat yeah and then an extra ingot drops from it breaking lol!
There is a problem though gold pickaxes can not mine gold you would need at least a iron pick (or axe)
@@JasonSwadleyUm, gold can in fact break gold. That's like saying iron pickaxes can't mind iron because you need a stone pickaxe.
Gold pickaxes are as strong as iron pickaxes, just not in terms of durability. They're also faster.
@@DLBookTheGamer gold can mine what a stone pick can but fast and has less durability ask google or try it your self before replying
That’s cannibalism. GarrettTheCarrot just ate a carrot
Genius🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cannibalism
😂😂😂😂😂😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋
"if Mumbo is a potato, and Mumbo eats potatoes, is Mumbo a cannibal?"
so good and tasty
The "MMMMMM SO GOOD AND TASTY MMMM MMM MMM!!
Naaa
@@hazelfrederick6331 mmmmmm so god
what a translations
@@hazelfrederick6331 ,,การใช้ยา
Is it me ir I’m thinking that sounds like Bryson from haminations
you have to squeeze in a little magic and then the enchanted apple is ready, but for sure you need a lot of gold
As a miner, I can definitely tell that is so good and tasty 😋
As a minor I can also tell that it is delicious
As a miner I want to chomp on that
notive like you
as a monkey I speak it delicous
The children hunger for the mines
I love how clean the animation of cutting the ingot into nuggets was.❤
115 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that
But he got 8 nuggets from one ingot instead of 9, bro got scammed.😅
@@mihagomiunik2758 it was 9
dead internet aint a theory anymore
@Rehmee1 don't let it be...
@Rehmee1 fr its a well established theory at this point
finally so ein talks about it
i thought i was the only one
One of those who know💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏
alive internet theory
Smooth animations i like it 👌👌👌
i actually thought you were live
@bluestripghost7986 You wouldn't be the first to think that
@@Drippyzombie o
🥕🔪🍎😋
Love this bro's animations 👌
@@UltraCrazyGamer 🤣🤣😂😂😈👨👲
🧑💪🥕🥕🥕
@itssyifa🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕💪💪💪💪🧑🧑🧑🧑syafi
So good and tasty
Mmm mmmmmmmmm!!
Now wait until Garrett eats a Enchanted Golden Apple
But hadn't jumpman delete the Garrett funny animal game tho
@@donnygamer4125they are talking about GarrettTheCarrot, the author of this short.
@@vsevolodpapin oh
insert gigachad theme
M. MM. MMMMMMMMMMM
If only the noch apple was thereee
bro was chopping the gold like it was a food XD
Well duh, it's really easy to cut butter
@@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 Minecraft gold basically is butter.
its gold "nuggets"
IM 47!😎
@FellipeLadislau 👀🫵🏽
THE EMOTIONS ARE LITERALLY PERFECT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ẹdbdbxm🎉😢iebdsxnz😅😊
I ruined the 111
Next part of the episode, June in chanted golden apple
don’t look at my name
YA
Not in a cooker, you do it with an hammer😂😂
Bro its a axe not a hammer💀
Golden carrot:😎
Golden apple:💪
Copyer
Eating Enchanted golden apple
Steve:lets fight with gods
@@MuhammadZidanID Steve is a god itself
Then they're ready for the Terrarians
@@Gaminghj what do you mean?
@@WitherheadYT The Terrarian is the character you play in a game similar to Minecraft called Terraria. The Terrarian is at a god-like level in the endgame. Terrarians have godly weapons and armor. Steve vs the Terrarain has been long debated so I thought I'd reference it. Also Minecraft and Terraria referenced each other with Minecraft saying Try Terraria sometimes in the text on the upright part of the first options screen when you open the game. Terraria did the same with Try Minecraft on their first options screen in the text area
@@GaminghjYes they are friends, and I like that
Golden apple : He gets muscles..
Upgraded Golden apple :...💀❔
He transcends
Its called a god apple for a reason
became a GIGACHAD
Bro's heart gonna stop beating ☠️
Bro thats not upgraded golden Apple that's enchanted golden Apple 💀💀💀
The gold bar being cut into gold nuggets was soo smooth though
Dude if we can only do that in Minecraft that will be so freaking cool
I would do this irl.
Thanks for the support :))
Бєұөҋԁ бјјԍјїєꚍұ
eat an apple a day, never see Dr. Bons
a phrase from Terraria
"A carrot improves your eyesight"
"A golden carrot gives you a cats eyesight ( very gud )"
A golden apple gives you a cat
Bombastic side eye
Meow meow meow meow
(Golden ingot turns you into one)
.
.
Well goddamn it, it looks as if I can’t see water anymore
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
WHO LOVE HIS VIDEOS
🎉🎉🎉😊
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 2 LIKES 👍 💖 💓 💗
Thanks for 2 likes
As a Minecraft player,
this is 100% true.
😂😂😂
:-o
Bro doesnt need the buff,he can already put his hand in melting gold
😮
Midas Touch, except, nothing really happens until you devour your own hand.
Eh actually ☝️🤓 there is that boiling effect thingy I forgot name so my ironic actually lost it's steam but you know what I am talking about how the water on top of your skin creates barrier of steam bubbles Laden frost effect maybe ? Whatever
If anything else he is suppppeer sweaty
thats butter what do you mean?
@@seekyunbounded9273 its Leidenfrost
Nobody talks about how he cuts * GOLD * with an axe ?
its okay,but A GOLDEN AXE?
GOLD CANT BREAK GOLD IN MINECRAFT!
WAIT
WAIT A DAMN
*HIS LOGIC ISNT LOGICING* 😨😱
But we’re not talking about how tf you do it wit your hands?
No ones talking about him making a golden apple with 9 gold ingot
@@Mysteriousindividualguy i did
Only minecraft player will understand it
That MmmM was perfect
Yes
💛💛💛💛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟡🟡🟡
The * Thud * when he ate the golden apple got me 💀
It was the doctor getting away
mee too lmao
😂@@RJMay3677
I'm on my alt account
Lol
I find it funny how Golden Carrots are the endgame food source, and it just makes me question... how much gold does an average player consume?
Also, how much cholesterol and fat from steak, porkchop, mutton, chicken, cod and salmon we consume every 2 mins. Imagine mojang adds health ailments and diseases such as heart attack 😂
@@SauI_Goodman People be having heart attacks every two seconds 💀💀
@@Impactor07 ong
@@SauI_Goodman please don't give them ideas. New mobs already don't drop anything "to not promote animal cruelty in real life".
Also some hardcore modpacks already doing similar things with food nutritional values and having balanced diet increases your stats (for example RLCraft have that iirc)
Game theory moment
Minecraft golden food is crazy these days😭🙏🏼
No one talking about how he casually stuck his hand in the molten gold without flinching?
molten butter*
Butter*
It's minecraft
Like if he aint gonna eat it right after
Oh yeah
"Now the next step is... to enchant?"
*grabs every echantment book*
I'm guessing the enchantments on enchanted gapples* (*short for golden apples) Regeneration II (down from V) and Absorption IV (up from I), in addition to the unchanged Resistance and Fire Resistance effects (wait that is a potion effect so are gapples made with potions as well?)
OMH HAHAH YEA SO TRUE!1!1!!! SO FUNNY HAHAHA😅😂😅🎉😊😊😊😅❤❤❤🤗😱😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🥶😥🤐
THEN HE BECOMES MR BEAST
@@christineblandino759 you on the wrong comment lil bro?
Can we just appreciate how good the chad looks 🗿
chads-sigma was never funny
dude it's almost 2024. stop using the word "chad" it just makes people wanna groan 💀
@@duckified.oh my god, are you 6? chad is just a normal word
oh sorry instead of "chad" ppl have to say "hot buff steamy men" 😍
@@leivleivleivwait, you don't???
Another apple is mewing 🤫🧏🏻♂️
i can already feel my health regenerating
I still have minecraft for the 3ds when you were still able to craft enchanted golden apples with blocks of gold; The good old days
I can do the same too on Xbox 360 Edition
I now realize I have the trio because I have a New 3DS XL, a ps4 with legacy edition, and a Xbox 360
@@ralseidemurrer You missed the Wii U edition that I have
@iceresistance Oh dang you're right, I only have one half of the Nintendo duo
@@ralseidemurrer The Wii U edition is one of the rarest versions, only the 3DS is rarer.
“MMMMMMM MMMMMMM!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
Hi
@@AbaconOnline bacon join my game
@@AbaconOnline Hello
@@AbaconOnline hello there
Sounds like MrPoopyB'Hole.
Ngl. this would actually be a good crafting recipe.
Nobody:
Garett the carrot: *cannibalism*
clearly you have forgotten about me
youtube shorts comment
@IKANZUKI org indo kah?
How did I not know you made this when I made mine
*casually chops solid gold bar*
i mean hes using a golden axe
@@Brandon91245ah yes, a "picaxe"😊
It’s not gold it’s butter
@SunnyProductionssits a joke
Gold is actually quite a soft metal, iirc.
Enchanted golden apple : *becomes the most bulkest man in the world*
No…that’s just a normal golden apple. Picture him becoming hulk with enchanted
@@mugenokami2201 enchanted hulk apple
Minecraft player:Hmm so good and tasty.
Minecraft player:Hmmmmmm hmm
@@ZailaPearce you good bro?
Craft it❌
Cook it✅
@@IdrisAhmed-xt2rr real
Real bro
Dont read my name
@@IdrisAhmed-xt2rr
Se HP
MİNECOOK😂
Never thought I’d see the day where Garrett becomes a Chad 😂
he always was
@@SreenikethanI 😂 True lol
Blud turned fat 😂😂
Imagine with an enchanted gold apple lol
@@JazskiBat fr, bro would turn into a literal God
Why does that actually looks good.
I'm hungry now 😭
What.
I mean like, hav3 your own opinion, but i don't think that real gold looks good
@@BirdieMintGamingI think they meant like the gold soup looks like chicken soup or like just regular soup with carrots and apples
Oh yeah same here I'm hungry for those juicy mea- 😳 I mean gya- 😳 I meant food
I def DIDINT meant meat and gyat😅
My God…the way he cuts the Golden Ingot…*chefs kiss*
Mwahh
@ ayo
@Roadbean Wut
@@SquishyFriendsS you said “Mwahh”
@Roadbean So
Amazing animation, I absolutely loved the chopping. 10/10
Like choppy animation?
the sprite animation in this is impeccable
bro chopping gold like a 5 star chef making a golden beef irl
So good and taste(a kid as soon as they eat a piece of lettuce or spinach)call me Mr strong kid..MMMMMMHHHHHHMMMMM
THE "mmmm this is so good and tasty" LINE IS DEFINITELY A REFERENCE
The sans profile bringed me back to the fandom
I'm now an egg
@@Sans_the_egg. now i am bald
@@Adamai_54I'm now a cat
@@Just-a-regular-N-P-Cnow im a караңгы бөлмөдө мышык
Your storytelling abilities are unmatched.
hello
Its a 3 second video
Date: Where’d you learn how to cook?
Me: *M I N E C R A F T*
yea
@@Wisteria_Bookworm nice
copied
And stardew valley for me lol
It just hits the spot differently 😔
Bro sliced the gold like it was tomatoes😂
With gold
24 carat gold is actually pretty soft but idk if enough to be cut like that
@@harishankar.j6453 how do you cut gold with gold man
@@harishankar.j6453 same hardness
The apple was so good it made him break the fourth wall
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol
This is a great example of Minecraft being the GOAT
Roblox better
@@Irtaza-oq2rpok and? No one asked kid☠️
@@Irtaza-oq2rp honestly robloc and minecraft is both GOAT
I personally like terraria more but it’s your opinion
They both goated anyways
Who came here from nutshell animations
👇
Me: "Why are you getting golden nuggets?"
Them: "Shut up, its taSty."
"Carrots give you better eyesight"
"Golden carrots gives you a night vision potion"
Bro went from 😃 to 💪🏾
Why turn black
@@ELin-jl2opreal
The fact that he literally chopped gold.
Golden carrot:Mmmm so good and tasty
Golden apple: MMMMMMM💪👱♂️
Glistening melon
Enchanted golden apple: 🌌🌌🌌🌌
I would like to compliment you on your diligence.
Anyone else love how he says "good"?
How he cut a gold to make some dinner
The face is making me laugh LMAO
The reason why I like to go in Minecraft
1. I want to eat cooked beef and porkchop
2. Tame a dog easily
3.steals Villager's Emeralds💀
4. enslave whole village
Is not a dog a wolf theres no dog in minecraft
@@bernardmaiquez Its a wolf but everyone calls them dogs, its not that easy to tame a wolf so why people call the dogs
My bad
5. Adopt as many pets as you can and nobody can stop you >:)
"Mhhhhh so good and tasty" GarrettTheCarrot
-some hilarious video from like 15 years ago
Bro got so strobg he strancended the caption
Enchanted golden apple 💀
No one:
Garret casually chopping a golden ingot with an axe:
not to mention its a golden axe
@@trancethepro6233 That thing wouldn't survive one chop
@Austin252 Golden utensils are used to add flavour to the meal.
The butter
@@AstroToony65 It's a joke if you've ever seen gold tools in Minecraft the durability is really bad
“A gold apple a day, you’ll never see the doctor again"
Me a doctor: 💀
Ảo thuật ấy
That doesn’t even rhyme 😂
the crafting recipe in this animation is way cheaper than real game 💀
Pour some bottles of enchanted in so that you get enchanted golden apples
My man got so strong he went outside the meme's limits
mario 85 yep your peak
_“the flavors are melting on my tongue!”_
Literally
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away"
like fr😂
Nah. "A golden apple a day keeps the doctor afraid"
why a it should be an
@@WickedBS05 What?
That cutting was so damn satisfying - the way the gold bar became nuggets - just perfection
The fact it was cut into 9 pieces is such good detail