Ever wanted a crazy devoted follower? Well here she is! Discord, Amazon, Paypal, SCRIPT LINK and more in the description! Have An amazing day or night!
She claimed looking at us gave her the same feeling as food poisoning, but even more intense..... I'm not going to feel good about my dress choices for a while.
"Ahhhh", a moment passes as you come to my side, "I have regained a piece of my memory, and the ritual is incomplete, what is requires is not a devoted follower, but one who's heart i have stolen and have bloomed a relationship of trust and love for the past ten years, after that my dark knowledge will burst out of me as all my minions will rise from my shadows so the world can be our's, so if you don't mind I'll steal your heart, as soon as you untie me"
The prisoner watched as the strange woman walked out the door. There was a click of a lock and the prisoner let out a sigh. Moments later the ropes fell loose on the bed. "I wonder, who has been helping that little girl?" They carefully got up and approached the door as the lights went out. "I guess it's time to find out how you know my name, Sweetheart."
@@OffdutyMtf well there's a fungi that affects certain crops called ergot which produces an alkaloid that resembles the molecular structure of LSD and has similar effects when it enters the human body. People in medieval times used to have wild trips when eating contaminated bread and believed witches to be the cause of that.
Well I certainly don't have the time to wait for an army of followers so... *eyes glow purple and the devotee is teleported back* You will not be allowed to leave this room until you untie me and maybe... agree to cuddle with me... what? I'm lonely and for the sake of your dark lord stop consuming spoiled food, it's bad for you and you'll get sick one of these days.
*Me:* Uhh.. the lord of night(?) is lonely and demands cuddles. But uh.. only from you, my most devoted follower.. as a uh.. reward? Yeah, reward. For your service.
Well, considering this devotee is a Yandere I highly doubt a cult will be fully established. This girl wants the dark lord all to herself probably. Not that I mind I’m just taking down notes.
Thank you, whoever you are. My revival is at hand. ...by the way, how did you even MANAGE to mix light and darkness together?! I never thought that was possible! (If you don't know, I will be revived a few minutes after someone mixes light and darkness, which is not even possible.)
Image the Listen was an actual god, but it the wrong one. Listerner: Look, I knkw who your talking about and I do understand the fact that food poison is the only way to see their vision, but Im not him! Im a different god from a whole different set of gods and goddesses! Her: Of course you are! Your just confuse at the moment. Listerner: IM NOT THAT DADDY ISSUES GOD DAMN IT!.......... But my family is weird even for gods standards, so I can't say Im better off.
![A Nameless Fate [M4A] [Mad God Speaker x Survivor Listener] [Adventure] [Horror] [Threats] [Mocking]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YegorSY9LZo/mqdefault.jpg)
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Ever wanted a crazy devoted follower? Well here she is! Discord, Amazon, Paypal, SCRIPT LINK and more in the description! Have An amazing day or night!
I wonder if the person who wrote that script was a egotistical maniac? Also thanks, hope you have a nice day to
Thanks for all the uploads even when you are running the yandere series
This audio has also been done by midnight shadow asmr
@@Nightmare-st4sp The script came from r/script haven so they probably took it from there. Link in the description.
@@jvhd7262 I don't think so? Just thought it would be an interesting take on a yandere script. I'd make for a pretty poor god :)
me in this scenario:
me: I'm not the Messiah
her: He is the messiah
Monty Python reference and also suits the situation
As long as she doesn't follow me in public she can keep up with her "visions".
Cuthulu.
Cutulu.
Cuthulo.
Cutrholo.
The life of brian great
"As your master I command you to...get a doctor cause eating all that crappy food is bad for you, I wouldn't have my followers in bad health"
She says that she's a follower but she doesn't release me when I ask her to. That's sacrilege 😆
Time to take Care of this heresy.😏
* in space marine voice * BURN IN HOLY HELL FIRE
To quote bill wurtz: "hey you could make a religion out of that"
You had to say it didnt you ?
@@OffdutyMtf how could i not
Also to quote bill wurtz: don’t
She claimed looking at us gave her the same feeling as food poisoning, but even more intense..... I'm not going to feel good about my dress choices for a while.
Me naked: o shit.
Same
@@samfire3067 she had a double edged sword and you got stabbed by both ends
I’m pretty sure everyone on your discord are your devoted worshippers
Pretty much
yeah pretty much sums up her discord.
"That Time I Was Isekai'd To My Discord Server"
Yandere Cultist: "Have you heard about my lord and savior, Listener?"
"I'M NOT THE MESSIAH, I'M NOT THE MESSIAH!"
THE MESSIAH!!!
HE IS THE MESSIAH
I AM THE MESSIAH
I am gonna imagine that she is the Chaos Cultist-chan
Then what are we the great beast
Yanderes are epic!
Especially when it's a cultist
Either we are who she said we are or she is high and disoriented on all that moldy food and other things she ate and is crazy only she may know
Love it, thank you so much for using my script!
pog
Will you ever do a part 2 i don't know of any other cult asmr where you are the object of worship
@@pariswashington5543 I am planning on a part 2. Glad you like it!
So I’m the lord of darkness, Kiresh? Bow down at my feet, we must make plans for my conquest!
I am inevitable!
And i
Am
High
Imagine that you are a dark lord and all 5 devotees fighting over your heart ❤
( that's my opinion)
@@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked could've sworn you were the guy who asked
Guess I gotta kep looking
And I
Am
Iron Man *snap fingers*
My most devoted worshipper? Now that’s awesomeness indeed.
How many accounts you actually have? human?
Okay we have to get a second one because this might be a good little series to listen to.
"Ahhhh", a moment passes as you come to my side, "I have regained a piece of my memory, and the ritual is incomplete, what is requires is not a devoted follower, but one who's heart i have stolen and have bloomed a relationship of trust and love for the past ten years, after that my dark knowledge will burst out of me as all my minions will rise from my shadows so the world can be our's, so if you don't mind I'll steal your heart, as soon as you untie me"
Now that’s a way to get somebody to untie you
If I'm a dark lord can I get my oufit? Y'know the all black one with the Loki style hat
I want something made out of the iron of the blood of my enemies
I mean if your dark Eldridge God he might as well look the part
@@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked deadra armor (or how ever you spell it ) from skyrim maybe ?
@@OffdutyMtf probably
Never played it
But i was thinking more ares, specifically lego dc supervillains
“I know you would have commanded me to anyway” I’m not into that shit tho!
Space marine: for the EMPEROR sake release me , witch.
This is actually kind of interesting what she’s talking about...
Congrats you have created a yandere that is equally devoted and terrifying. Nice job😁
hmm DIO is happy to have you join me
What how did she drug your food tho?
@@zaBeheaded she drugged some random dude and feed him
The prisoner watched as the strange woman walked out the door. There was a click of a lock and the prisoner let out a sigh. Moments later the ropes fell loose on the bed.
"I wonder, who has been helping that little girl?" They carefully got up and approached the door as the lights went out. "I guess it's time to find out how you know my name, Sweetheart."
That was really nice! We need more worshipping type yandere 😍
Dark Master: wait I made an edgy cult
"...How dare you tie me up and ask for forgiveness."
Her: the way I feel when I look at you, what else could cause such feelings?
Me: by this point probably diarrhea.
Lsd ? Probably
@@OffdutyMtf well there's a fungi that affects certain crops called ergot which produces an alkaloid that resembles the molecular structure of LSD and has similar effects when it enters the human body. People in medieval times used to have wild trips when eating contaminated bread and believed witches to be the cause of that.
@@javierparra4055 ive heard the name and effect before but i forgot that it existed by the time i wrote that comment and this shit is interesting
0-0 you’ve got the wrong god I’m darkseid and I used to be named uxis
Ritual?
Hell nah get me off
I got my memories back I promise
Cucumber Approved
im already have the look of an eldrick abomination , thats why im here suffering alone
This was so well done I thought we were really gonna transform for a minute there!
My cult would probably be called The Cult of the Mask.
My most devoted worshiper it’s golden
Bellakor hisses softly the daemon lord of shadows keeps his human form alive, for now
Oh? ABSOLUTELY SUBARASHII, ABSOLUTELY YOSHAAAAAA
This is an amazing concept please please please make more
I would be weirded out but having a servant that do anything I say would make it worth it.
1:05 that sounds like me
I really hope the part 2 happens, I really like this!
If I ever find myself in this scenario I will search up the lyrics of Chief Keef I don’t like
At least it’s a bed. More comfortable than a chair...
Wait...you ate moldy bread and got visions? 😳
She: *going door to door*
*no one opens*
Christians: 1st time?
Little does she know that I am actually the hair-ald of Follacles
This is such a creative scenario!
Well I certainly don't have the time to wait for an army of followers so... *eyes glow purple and the devotee is teleported back* You will not be allowed to leave this room until you untie me and maybe... agree to cuddle with me... what? I'm lonely and for the sake of your dark lord stop consuming spoiled food, it's bad for you and you'll get sick one of these days.
Interesting
*Stomps on ground* IM NOT A GOD *cries in emprah*
Ngl this would be a good anime plot
The dark one from *Once Upon Time*
as my first commandment for you my follower is to receive headpats
*Me:* Uhh.. the lord of night(?) is lonely and demands cuddles. But uh.. only from you, my most devoted follower.. as a uh.. reward? Yeah, reward. For your service.
"Points a middle finger at Davoth"
Well, considering this devotee is a Yandere I highly doubt a cult will be fully established. This girl wants the dark lord all to herself probably. Not that I mind I’m just taking down notes.
I am become Eldritch Truth.
I mean if this happend, uh... i wouldn't complain
NOBODY EXPECTS THE Spanish Inquisition
New anime title
That one time I became a cultist god
I'm pretty sure that I've heard that exact script somewhere else... but I still enjoyed it.
Assuming that you are correct about my divine nature, has it occurred to you that perhaps God me doesn't WANT to be revealed?
Plot twist, everything is true.
......Which part of the Cthulhu mythos did this come from?!
Do what you need, my servant. And I might just wanna... reward you afterwards
i always wanted my own cult
Thank you, whoever you are. My revival is at hand.
...by the way, how did you even MANAGE to mix light and darkness together?! I never thought that was possible! (If you don't know, I will be revived a few minutes after someone mixes light and darkness, which is not even possible.)
When she said "Because of your Godly Ora," I said out loud HA.
Like I could be a God😆
You wouldn't wanna worship me, wait since when I was in a cult?
Is this really doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome
@@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked Yup it's really me, Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
@@Ratsdontsnitch01 oh my god it truly is doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome
“Yo stfu. Im tryin to sleep.”
This is great. Cheers
You should write a book about this
"my dark master"
Are we black?
NOT AGAIN!!!
It is weird that it is 1 in the morning I am home alone in bed and I keep on pausing this video to think of what I would do in this situation
The bread is good and green im not eating that ile be insanity forsaken mind as her moral of the story dont eat spoiled food your go nuts .
OK that was something new
I'm waiting for God to comment
Nobody else could love a human like you are devoted to me? Explain to me parents who stay together after the kids are born???
👀💚Wow a cultists for me I’m not very special but okay 🥰
But your Deku! Im sure you have a entire army of fangirls dedicated to you lol
@@BellsNWishes and those fan ship him with bakugo or todoroki lol
Praise be only to Lord vegeta for he is the one true saiyan he is the one true god
Yandere...cultist...worshipper...
God. At least she is the only one for now. A whole cult of yanderes worshipping one person would be...something.
How would you like to help me with a project I like to call uroborous?
I have to stop eating in the park
Pretty good video
Why does this remind me of outlast?
She's high
At least she didn't your legs
Mmm your voice is very soothing
Am I the only one who found the comedy funny? 😂
Yes
This is good.
can i summon any shikigami not that im not loving marisa but can i please be let goooo
How did I get here, who are you people?!
Its funny how she basically explained that the "vIsIoNs" are just food poisoning
Nah your just insane.
Around the World - God
Call me Kevin
The anime
Image the Listen was an actual god, but it the wrong one.
Listerner: Look, I knkw who your talking about and I do understand the fact that food poison is the only way to see their vision, but Im not him! Im a different god from a whole different set of gods and goddesses!
Her: Of course you are! Your just confuse at the moment.
Listerner: IM NOT THAT DADDY ISSUES GOD DAMN IT!.......... But my family is weird even for gods standards, so I can't say Im better off.
You forgot my one ring
Sorry am a lord of the rings fan
It would be cool if it actually worked.
Welp, guess I’m the Savior... or Messiah. Idk depends if I’m working Fridays or Mondays.
(If someone gets this reference I swear)
make a part 2!!