I Brought Back JESUS in HOI4!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

Комментарии • 355

  • @michaelmutranowski123
    @michaelmutranowski123 8 месяцев назад +155

    Joan of Arc was illiterate, so the British had her sign a piece of paper which they then said was a confession of her guilt and burned her at the stake for heresy. The Roman Catholic Church later overturned this conviction and restored her reputation.

  • @OddlyStrangeProductions
    @OddlyStrangeProductions 8 месяцев назад +68

    I loved it when Kristibbs said "It's Jesus time" and Jesus'd all over the place

  • @lestersun9845
    @lestersun9845 8 месяцев назад +8

    11:46 You are transporting your supplies from seaways, and your convoys are getting torpedoed, that’s why your troops have no supply because they are sank in the Mediterranean. just ban the access of the water alongside your supply route and connect naval bases and supply depots with railway.

  • @SqicK99
    @SqicK99 8 месяцев назад +67

    "subscribe and Jesus will give you a girlfriend"
    bro why so accurate

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +7

      Yes

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kristibbs-lg9gy I subscribed a long time ago and have gone outside to touch grass, where's my girl?

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +9

      ”Publicly subscribed to you for 2 days” idk about that man. Anyway its gonna be there soon there is heavy traffic.

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 days? I thought I subscribed like 2 months ago 🤔. I am sorry then, guess my memory is playing tricks on me, I'll wait.

    • @marcgalofre9309
      @marcgalofre9309 8 месяцев назад +3

      Lit i subbed like two months ago and i got a gilfriend last week

  • @nutelli7816
    @nutelli7816 8 месяцев назад +39

    You have all my respect for having the courage to click on Italy in HOI4 and then play. I hop one day you will recover

  • @river1284
    @river1284 8 месяцев назад +10

    Did not expect this to be bro's most controversial video

  • @RraltKing
    @RraltKing 8 месяцев назад +25

    i thought it said black jesus 💀

  • @rogerr.8507
    @rogerr.8507 2 месяца назад +3

    not just any jesus, thats mormon jesus

  • @eldhhh1503
    @eldhhh1503 8 месяцев назад +15

    Latvia not mentioned again 🇱🇻🇱🇻🥲😥😥

  • @-w-6323
    @-w-6323 8 месяцев назад +30

    kristibbs whenever theres an event : i aint reading all that 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥( i once again beg you to not do this to yourself and play france)

  • @AbitantedelVault
    @AbitantedelVault 8 месяцев назад +40

    Just to get a girlfriend I decided to unsubriscribe and subscribe again

  • @chriszis7659
    @chriszis7659 Месяц назад +1

    Alright, I'll call the KGB off for now, but only because you had Belarus on the map

  • @edvinaskalasnikov3479
    @edvinaskalasnikov3479 8 месяцев назад +10

    May the Lord show mercy to the wicked

  • @supersoldaroinlegion8378
    @supersoldaroinlegion8378 8 месяцев назад +5

    Average kristibs video

  • @AJ_R6
    @AJ_R6 8 месяцев назад +7

    this deserves alot of likes ngl

  • @Trayaurette2195
    @Trayaurette2195 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love Jesus.

  • @teamfossil6312
    @teamfossil6312 8 месяцев назад +5

    20:31 they’re the polygamists

  • @ilgarisnotme5001
    @ilgarisnotme5001 8 месяцев назад +3

    Pope:JESUS CHRIST ITS HIM Jesus:yes im jesus

    • @AniRichard
      @AniRichard 8 месяцев назад +2

      This Also My Reaction if Jesus has returned or comes back from heaven.

  • @acatusingtherockemote8619
    @acatusingtherockemote8619 8 месяцев назад +17

    blasphemy to the max

  • @Glacussia
    @Glacussia 8 месяцев назад +7

    Why christians taking it so serious it's just a hoi4 video😭😭😭

    • @carinaslima
      @carinaslima 8 месяцев назад +6

      It’s our beliefs dude

  • @fil2021
    @fil2021 8 месяцев назад +5

    romanian mountain general

  • @shivanshverma2825
    @shivanshverma2825 7 месяцев назад +1

    The sheer lack of respect is funny af

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  7 месяцев назад

      Idk man..... All I am gonna say is that I did not burn any witches....

  • @jasonmiles675
    @jasonmiles675 8 месяцев назад +1

    I fucking love what you said close to the end of the video.

  • @Potocalter
    @Potocalter 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Back to Life"
    Uhm, you are 1988 years late, He is alive and He will return

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      When?

    • @Potocalter
      @Potocalter 8 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy 36 AD

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      WHEN WILL HE RETURN

    • @Potocalter
      @Potocalter 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy My Guess is between 16 years (Euphrates drying up) and 150 Million years (Moon fully rusting)

    • @Potocalter
      @Potocalter 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy ik You aren't religious, but I will answer your questions

  • @jezus6792
    @jezus6792 Месяц назад +1

    Hell yeah great video

  • @notowner
    @notowner 8 месяцев назад +3

    1:07 can i give money and love jesus

  • @andrasrichardjando5194
    @andrasrichardjando5194 8 месяцев назад +2

    Swiss?
    Nah.
    Switzerlandish!

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 8 месяцев назад +1

    I really enjoy your videos i hope u get alot more subscribers 👍

  • @gfzsdvvagsf
    @gfzsdvvagsf 8 месяцев назад +2

    Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaah your alive

  • @therandompersona
    @therandompersona 8 месяцев назад +1

    Apparently Jesus takes a while in fulfilling requests, but since I've commented I'll like this video as well.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      He clocked out for the day. Next shift is in 8 hours. Requests are fulfilled in the order they where placed.

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK 8 месяцев назад +3

    22:10 it’s probably good for you if you get those comments. RUclips sees any interaction with the video (liking, disliking and commenting) as an interaction it doesn’t care what it is they’re all the same thing to the algorithm

  • @maxxedout2563
    @maxxedout2563 8 месяцев назад +8

    kristibbs really lost it, what comes next.... Playing Frace?

  • @danthemantis3878
    @danthemantis3878 8 месяцев назад +25

    if Jesus was real, he would not have placed the papal states in Italy and instead put it somewhere civilised and peaceful like the Balkans #balkanisethepapacy

    • @StackND
      @StackND 8 месяцев назад +7

      If Jesus was real❎
      Jesus is real✅

    • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
      @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 8 месяцев назад +9

      Jesus was Albanian
      I'm zero thirds Albanian so I know what I'm talking about

    • @somedude5119
      @somedude5119 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728No, he was Romanian, all of balkans is rightful romanian land

    • @SomeWeirdDudeExpert
      @SomeWeirdDudeExpert 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@somedude5119bro no he was Serbian 😂😂😂😂

    • @JindoKing
      @JindoKing 8 месяцев назад

      @@SomeWeirdDudeExpertnah he’s from Luxembourg

  • @KuzmaKozlov
    @KuzmaKozlov 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love you Kris!!!

  • @kosmaster1244
    @kosmaster1244 3 месяца назад +1

    Kristibs when Danzig form Prussia and Germany in rt56?( im kinda forget to write this on previous videos)

  • @AvarageYoututbeUser
    @AvarageYoututbeUser 6 месяцев назад +2

    Jesus Crist

  • @flyingrainfrog898
    @flyingrainfrog898 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ah yes my favorite neutral nation with the Switzerlandish cheese and the switzerlandish bank

  • @liviapavel316
    @liviapavel316 8 месяцев назад +2

    The people from switzerland are called Swiss nit switzerlandish😂😂😂

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      I know I just wanted to say like a tongue twister.

  • @NemeczeK101
    @NemeczeK101 8 месяцев назад +4

    What CPU you got?

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +2

      AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D 4.2GHz

    • @NemeczeK101
      @NemeczeK101 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy Thought so, game goes real fast for you, I wanna upgrade to 7800X3D eventually too 😊

  • @hamza-devran5255
    @hamza-devran5255 7 месяцев назад +1

    On 14:11 there are two Chinas. Can anyone explaine this?

  • @donbasshatecrew6509
    @donbasshatecrew6509 8 месяцев назад +1

    I've believe in jawsus

  • @Agmanfe
    @Agmanfe 8 месяцев назад +8

    "Khrist"

  • @illi1059
    @illi1059 8 месяцев назад +2

    I noticed you didn't use often tanks, why is that ? It's fine against ai sometime but i remember when you played ottoman against russia in kaiseredux.
    And like you didn't manage to do anything bc your troops had very few amount of breakthrough, even armored cars would have been fine for cheap breakthrough.
    Btw i think you should play the mod world war zero if you didn't do it already it's a very fun mod btw it's easier to make world conquests.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад

      I don't really use tanks because I don't know how to design them. And I usually play minor nations who don't have the production capacity for tanks. Also I can usually do just fine with infantry so I don't really feel the need for something more.

    • @illi1059
      @illi1059 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy in that case i reccomand you using armored cars it's really sufficent for minor nations + you can use them for garrisons, they are cheap give breakthrough and also some doctrine give very low org loss so you can have lot of them + no need to bother to design them.

  • @VictorGeorge83
    @VictorGeorge83 8 месяцев назад +2

    Hello! You can play as Romania?

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +2

      Yes I am able to but I don't plan to do it soon. I have 3 or 4 Romania videos so go watch them.

  • @MicahBell_Offical
    @MicahBell_Offical 8 месяцев назад +1

    umm, what the sigma?

  • @farmonxqc9370
    @farmonxqc9370 7 месяцев назад +2

    Switzerlandish 😭🙏

  • @SlovenianMapping
    @SlovenianMapping 8 месяцев назад +4

    People acting like your views impact them, like bro we are all entitled and people need to realize there is no religious peace aswell. This is a hoi4 mod people really need to understand. Looking forward to more uploads!

  • @minikatze7388
    @minikatze7388 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Its small but thats only half of it " Amen brother . Standard answer xD

  • @S_L_E0_161
    @S_L_E0_161 8 месяцев назад +10

    Why are they so mad about you making jokes About. religion

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +8

      Lack of education and indoctrination.

    • @DrillyLuckzz
      @DrillyLuckzz 8 месяцев назад +1

      You dont make jokes about religion. Plus this is disrespecting Jesus / mocking Jesus.

    • @DrillyLuckzz
      @DrillyLuckzz 8 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy shutup you European

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +6

      Is that an insult?

    • @x1h122
      @x1h122 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@DrillyLuckzz what's wrong with making jokes about religion? i see christians do it all the time

  • @Rosie-su3fb
    @Rosie-su3fb 8 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly, respect for dealing with the cesspools in this comment section so well.

  • @rickypratama855
    @rickypratama855 8 месяцев назад +3

    Jasjus

  • @erto2657
    @erto2657 8 месяцев назад +6

    Nuke Bolivia

  • @endrikrashi
    @endrikrashi 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bringing back Jesus is pretty cool you know what would also be very cool: That's right Enverist Albania come on man your getting me too tired.
    😘

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 7 месяцев назад +2

    You pretty much are forcing me to sub. Touche

  • @S_L_E0_161
    @S_L_E0_161 8 месяцев назад +2

    Mali campaign ❓️❓️❓️

  • @WT_Bolt
    @WT_Bolt 3 месяца назад +1

    Based

  • @oro88
    @oro88 2 месяца назад +1

    5:44 - not really, ecumenical ideology assumes that all Christian denominations should coexist in cooperarion and understanding.
    Also sorry, I love Jesus, no Patreon for you brother.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  2 месяца назад

      Whatever You Say buddy

    • @oro88
      @oro88 2 месяца назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy but I did subscribe!

  • @Onyxx-h05
    @Onyxx-h05 8 месяцев назад +1

    Another kristibbs classic!!

  • @elevenqtwo
    @elevenqtwo 28 дней назад +1

    why jesus would want a country lol

  • @ora6376
    @ora6376 Месяц назад +1

    ou

  • @mankymax117
    @mankymax117 8 месяцев назад +1

    The Orthodox path is a lot of fun. Love you xx

  • @lestersun9845
    @lestersun9845 8 месяцев назад +3

    chad bro I respect you🫡

  • @blackedout2308
    @blackedout2308 8 месяцев назад +2

    kris, how is I see how long I folow you?🤔🤔🤨

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      You have to enable public subscription. Search for a tutorial I don't know how to do it.

  • @Gas_229
    @Gas_229 8 месяцев назад +1

    Funny af vid even tho Jesus was Jewish and not Catholic 💀

    • @SlovenianMapping
      @SlovenianMapping 8 месяцев назад +2

      dawg make up your mind, you said not funny ngl on the reply and saying its funny now

    • @lbgamer6166
      @lbgamer6166 8 месяцев назад

      And?

    • @Gas_229
      @Gas_229 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@lbgamer6166 the video is funny but him calling him a fictional book character ain’t, that’s what I’m getting at

    • @shout6892
      @shout6892 8 месяцев назад

      not jewish in the modern sense if you look how the talmud insults him

    • @carinaslima
      @carinaslima 8 месяцев назад

      @@Gas_229True.

  • @windowsmistakeedition6150
    @windowsmistakeedition6150 8 месяцев назад +1

    Holy Carolingian Empire, I hope that one "Holy" isnt sus like one from TNO 💀

  • @Wolf-x3u
    @Wolf-x3u 2 месяца назад +1

    what about boyfriend from the gay people

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  2 месяца назад

      What?

    • @netsin4
      @netsin4 Месяц назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy cmon kristibs wolf-x3u asked u a clear question u dont want to offend your subscribers now do u?

  • @talan902
    @talan902 8 месяцев назад +2

    Hello kristibbs

  • @romanianmonarch1
    @romanianmonarch1 8 месяцев назад +175

    Stop blaspheming the Lord

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +75

      Or what?

    • @tacoburritothe3rd
      @tacoburritothe3rd 8 месяцев назад +45

      @@kristibbs-lg9gyyou are our lord

    • @anticrowned
      @anticrowned 8 месяцев назад +33

      @@kristibbs-lg9gybro out of respect

    • @BigScreamingBaby
      @BigScreamingBaby 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kristibbs-lg9gyChicken butt

    • @tenty5937
      @tenty5937 8 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy or I’m going to touch you inappropriately

  • @Karma.3636
    @Karma.3636 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thats Crazy man

  • @україна-ы5х
    @україна-ы5х 8 месяцев назад +2

    мені подобаються ваші відео❤

  • @Justus-xb9bj
    @Justus-xb9bj 5 месяцев назад +1

    blasphemie to its finest (thats a bad thing btw)

  • @Ypsilon66
    @Ypsilon66 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oil up

  • @gregendlikelegend3339
    @gregendlikelegend3339 8 месяцев назад +1

    dont be mad people
    ,kristibbs i forgive you i will pray for you aswell

  • @x__xbarryyo7742
    @x__xbarryyo7742 8 месяцев назад +4

    even tho i am not christian but i think video is good
    "i am a muslim i believe jesus is a prophet"

  • @Vestyyy887
    @Vestyyy887 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why did funni Map man make the Kingdom of Man? Is he Stupid?

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад

      ?????

    • @Vestyyy887
      @Vestyyy887 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy its a reference to The R/Batmanarkham reddit

  • @cwao3
    @cwao3 8 месяцев назад +1

    👍

  • @DimitrijusLT
    @DimitrijusLT 8 месяцев назад +5

    Christianity is nothing to joke about.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah i know...... Christians did some really fucked up shit throughout history. I should take it more serious.

    • @JindoKing
      @JindoKing 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gybring back allah next as some Muslim country

    • @LegendFoxakamrsnek
      @LegendFoxakamrsnek 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@kristibbs-lg9gyyes we did,but I would ask for you to be a bit more tolerant:)

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +2

      @@LegendFoxakamrsnek I will only be as tolerant as the Christians are with other religions. Or with other Christian denominations.

    • @LegendFoxakamrsnek
      @LegendFoxakamrsnek 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy not all Christian’s are intolerant,thank you

  • @danielhorak9552
    @danielhorak9552 8 месяцев назад +1

    What about you bring equestria?

  • @pacioza120
    @pacioza120 8 месяцев назад +2

    615 views in 24 minutes? Bro fell of so bad

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +2

      This video did better then my last 7 what do you mean =))

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT 8 месяцев назад +1

      ಠಿ⁠ヮ⁠ಠ

  • @tymurleshan411
    @tymurleshan411 8 месяцев назад +1

    🎩
    🧐🍷

  • @subtractahandletocontinue
    @subtractahandletocontinue 8 месяцев назад +1

    Soy

  • @andreasvukovich6394
    @andreasvukovich6394 8 месяцев назад +2

    Do you approve of Ceausescu

  • @nottrp481
    @nottrp481 8 месяцев назад +2

    Forsen

  • @morganvikings_
    @morganvikings_ 8 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao I’m Christian and this is funny af. Idk why ppl are getting so pressed about jokes

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      Idk man maybe they are the false Christians Jesus worn us about =)))

    • @shout6892
      @shout6892 8 месяцев назад

      because you are not taking your faith seriously!

    • @morganvikings_
      @morganvikings_ 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@shout6892 no, faith is more fluid than many Christian’s make it seem. Anyway, you must be very insecure to not be able to take a joke at your religion.

    • @benzelmer8111
      @benzelmer8111 8 месяцев назад +1

      They’re getting mad cause he’s calling Jesus a sky wizard in the comments.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад

      No that is completely wrong. I just called him a regular wizard.

  • @PANDUSIULO
    @PANDUSIULO 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hi

  • @ThundrRblx
    @ThundrRblx 8 месяцев назад +1

    god is gooood

  • @classclown911
    @classclown911 8 месяцев назад +2

    707 ;)
    Ps: Jesus is ballin

  • @indodanishmapping
    @indodanishmapping 8 месяцев назад +2

    Christianity & Islam He Loving Reactions

  • @Szczursonedycjebaza
    @Szczursonedycjebaza 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Haha im so funny" Nah you are not

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +4

      Let me guess it is because I took the lords name in vain?

    • @Szczursonedycjebaza
      @Szczursonedycjebaza 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy Yes? Like i now you are not Christian but just respect other religions (sorry for my bad english)

    • @drakez2332
      @drakez2332 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kristibbs-lg9gyJust BE respectful ITS Not that hard

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +7

      Not even religious people respect each others religions why do you expect me to do it?

    • @drakez2332
      @drakez2332 8 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy because you are maybe a decent human being Just because other people dont do IT doesnt mean you also dont have to do IT.

  • @JacobBartlett-mh4xy
    @JacobBartlett-mh4xy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hejuses

  • @Szomialma
    @Szomialma 8 месяцев назад +2

    I am Not like the romanians you should respect religions and if you don't idk ehat will happen i aint any wizard

  • @Vincent19752
    @Vincent19752 8 месяцев назад +1

    Stop blaspheming the lord

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +1

      Do you think he will really get upset for calling him names like a 5 year old would?

    • @zandermander1928
      @zandermander1928 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy The lord's ego is very weak, I guess.

    • @lbgamer6166
      @lbgamer6166 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gyHe won’t get upset, he will only have pity for you for your eternal fate.

    • @lbgamer6166
      @lbgamer6166 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gyHe’ll feel only pity

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  8 месяцев назад +3

      Well good for him then. If I he wants to doom me for eternity for calling him a wizard then I am fine with it. Just let me do my thing.