does anyone realize how much trust we put in asmrists? like they could just scream at the top of their lungs and scare the living poop out of us at any given time
Tbh his cooking skills are pretty average to say the least , steak isn't that hard to cook if you have a thermometer and instant noodles are the easiest to make out of all lol
Is this a serious question. Because it's common sense. His videos rake in millions. Hence they don't need to spend a single dollar, cause millions are already watching it.
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA914 Nah we can't prove that sprite is sponsor him or not. The only one thing i know is I want to go into this video and take a freaking bite then come out.
Me: "I'm hungry and starving." Zach Choi: "Sir, if you're hungry and starving, go buy fillet mignon from the market and the cheese pizza from Pizza Hut and don't eat, but enjoy it!" Me: "Will do your majesty."
Breaking news: Zach choi arrested for cooking man, witness Fourfold_SnoperFox- 193 formerly said, and I quote: “This man knows how to cook man” Now back to you jim, on our weather report
Zach: eats all the best food for 2 years Me: eats one pizza slice David Attenborough: This is what we call a large hippopotamus and you must sub to my channel
@rSLASH MUIgoku well, it’s not really luck he probably exercises and eats healthy off camera. this is probably his only meal for a day and most likely has high metabolism
Teacher: okay class, today we are going to be sharing what we want to be when we grow up! Young Ninja: I wanna be a gamer! Young Brendon Urie: I wanna be a singer Young Zach: I wanna be an eater
*Trisha: trying desperately to get views* *Jenna Marbles: hold my nap* *Shane: take my free Netflix Series* *Zach: NOMNOMNOOOM!* Guys I make content with delicious food! Check me out if you like! 🔥🙌🏻💙
-*Your just in your house chilling* -*Scroling to the coments* -*Reading my comment* -*Getting hungry* -*When zach said first bite you wanted to bite it in real life...*
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does anyone realize how much trust we put in asmrists? like they could just scream at the top of their lungs and scare the living poop out of us at any given time
caitlyn_clark fact’s 😂
Not the first time I have seen that
Lol "scare the living poop out of us"😂
Real facts
That’s so true
Me: Starving
Also me: watches this Video
omg this is me rn
On my God yes.....STFU
Smae
I watch these to feel full 😭
Mantap kali dia makan ya
the fact that this dude can smile with his eyes is so satisfying
his eyes are polite
He is like kakashi :v
YES!
Right?
Can’t everyone...?
Okay so is no one going to talk about how efficiently he cooks and how his wife would be lucky af to have him😌
@@maribrhane4210 Isn't that girl he made a video with a while ago his girlfriend?😂
Only For Comments which one there was aloooot of collabs
He doesnt cook efficiently
PakGirl Of course not Stephenie lmao
Zach has said Alex is his girlfriend in their collab video before
Thiccy Chiccy how 😭?
Nobody:
Him: *starts eating pizza from side*
MASSIVE CRUNCH
Ocd would be like:it's me my friend
Furry xd
I want pizza so bad🤤🍕🍖
@@Tyler_toji it was funny because I was expecting a subtle crunch because of the cheese content but that crunch was earth shatteringly loud lol
I know he’s a great asmrist but can we appreciate his cooking skills cuz.. i could neveeer
I don’t think RUclips is his many income I think that he works as a chef irl and RUclips is just his side job or just a hobby
Tbh his cooking skills are pretty average to say the least , steak isn't that hard to cook if you have a thermometer and instant noodles are the easiest to make out of all lol
He is a chef OwO 🧑🍳🥩
He was a model, now people are saying he’s a chef, and he an asmrtist?!?💵💵💵
Johnny Sins has nothing on this guy
Eyes: satisfied
Ears: satisfied
*Stomach: UNSATISFIED*
This is one of the biggest truths I've ever heard
Comment overrated
Dequavis Lopez ik right
food
Unoriginal
Normal ppl: bites the front of the pizza
Zach: bites the side and crust first
Piano Wrld I just want to say that I’ve done this too for as long as I can remember so it’s not that unusual!
Lola Andrct that’s cool it’s different
Maybe he wants a good crunch for youtube
mrs JA fails ya I was thinking that too
Nice I'm gonna sub to you
This isnt making me fall asleep it’s making me get up in the middle of the night to get food
13:00
When u realize that ur watching someone eat........
I'm just hear to listen to the noise he's MAKEING it's so satisfying
chad4life *making
@@kylelawsuit6356 ok
@pip jam r u a Muslim then bcs muslims fast (don't eat anything until sunset)
@pip jam oh ok
Everyday this guy eats like a king and I just ate a mustard packet
And he makes a living from it...
I ate a Chick-fil-A sauce packet not too long ago...🤣
You shall never know why people liked this comment 🐜
@AffanPlayz 😱😱
@AffanPlays Who asked :3
I still question to this day on why Zach doesn't have a sprite sponsor
And why are they out of stock XD
Seth Colby because he’s done enough sponsoring already.
Is this a serious question. Because it's common sense. His videos rake in millions. Hence they don't need to spend a single dollar, cause millions are already watching it.
@@avigyanchakravarty8361 umm sponser means advertise and SHOW off lets SAY sprite and the actual company and the product *NOT* a background object
Wow😋😋😋😋
Nobody :
literally nobody :
That one comment on every one of Zach Choi’s video : *Sprite Sponsor him*
Seven Teen no they don’t or else he would give them more promotion than a 5 sec scene
Seven Teen prove?
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA914 Nah we can't prove that sprite is sponsor him or not. The only one thing i know is I want to go into this video and take a freaking bite then come out.
DarkZ Destiny I mean, i guess ur right
Sprite: 🙄 Ohhh helll nah 😑
Me: "I'm hungry and starving."
Zach Choi: "Sir, if you're hungry and starving, go buy fillet mignon from the market and the cheese pizza from Pizza Hut and don't eat, but enjoy it!"
Me: "Will do your majesty."
Dawg what
I like cheese
what?
No. Zack would be thinking that because he never talks. :)
What?
He protect
He atacc
but most importantly
He never talk bacc
Finally something original
He eat a snack
@@tostastrodle1294 snacc**
@@tostastrodle1294 He IS the snacc
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me at 3AM in the kitchen eating leftovers watching youtube on my phone:
"Bánh mì việt nam"
Why is this so true 😅
@Luke Belawski so what I spell "Literally" wrong it's the RUclips comment section who cares?
Relatable
Yup me must starving
Zach chois daily routine:
Wakes up
Gets dressed
Buys food
Sets up cameras
Eats
Post
Done
TTERFhh
Perfect.
ExacTly
TTERBULENCE how he waking up if he don’t sleep
Fax 😂
Zach - "first bite is all yours"
Me - **poker face**
What's a poker face?
Garfield I Dunno a straight face 😐
@@maddy9970 Oh
Trisha Aryaa LOOLOL LITERALLY ME
Garfield I Dunno -- no expression
Zach Choi : first bite is all yours
Me : bite tastes like air
Zach: First bite is yours
News:Kids have been taking bites of their phones
I thought you were supposed to do that
Phones are delicious tho
Stop putting these comments
Okay good one
Zach Choi be getting sued and well not be able to afford any meat to entertain us with
Man all the food he makes is so appetizing
I don't think that I've ever wanted these 2 things put together more in my life lol
Im always asleep when he uploads... not today 😬👏
I like how he says, "the first bit is yours"
Me: 😑 THEN WHY ARE YOU EATING IT??!!😂😂😂🤣🤣
True😕
Or more likely eats the phone abd die😂
Why...?? You wanna know why did you bite it
No yoi did not bcuz u don't want it he eated it
I cant seem to locate the funny
Zach: *Eats a whole pizza*
Chef: Dont you feel sick?
Zach: What does that mean?
I eat 8 slices of pizza plus chicken wings and pasta.......
@@swagsuke9603 hardcore!!😱 I wish I could.I eat like two things then I need to lay down but I could drink the ovens dry.
Sonic Pranav
I eat tap water
Two types of people in a drugstore in 2020:
Normal people: buys masks
*Zach: buys gloves*
shapipipipipi pipi LMAO OOOF
Damn near lol
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
Gloves good for your health
Lol
Zach eating with Gordon Ramsay...
Gordon: “So how did you prepare this?”
Zach:
Gordon: “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
Lol 😂
Splatable ay ay captain
I would love to see a Gordon Ramsay asmr collab.
go go power rangers
Zach whispers something
Gordon stars swearing
When Zach said ". " I felt that
Josephine Rabanes that’s hilarious
This needs more likes lmao
Darn it. I hate being dairy free..
That pizza and sauce looks soooooooo good! You've officially made me hungry!
This guy's general hygiene is knocking me off my chair everytime
AlanDoesRUclips he wears gloves and everything he’s such a clean freak! Ah ha ha
Mrcrispy nah, who would like to have oily hands right after eating tho
-- M o s h I n s not me that’s for sure
Gordon Ramsey: Im the best chef in the world
Zach: Hold my sprite
Gordon’s in the police?
You mean “chef”?
Rxhan chief bruh
so no ones gonna point out its Ramsay
Old black ladies: hold my brown sugar
This man knows how to cook man
Cannibalism °0°
This man knows how to cook a man? :0
Breaking news:
Zach choi arrested for cooking man, witness
Fourfold_SnoperFox- 193 formerly said, and I quote: “This man knows how to cook man”
Now back to you jim, on our weather report
@@w0ah lmao
Imagine if you actually went on the TV
But can he cook woman?
Zach: eats all the best food for 2 years
Me: eats one pizza slice
David Attenborough: This is what we call a large hippopotamus and you must sub to my channel
😂😂 ikr its not fair but some ppl r lucky and some r not lol
@rSLASH MUIgoku well, it’s not really luck he probably exercises and eats healthy off camera. this is probably his only meal for a day and most likely has high metabolism
Ewwwwww fortnite
😂 I am now so fucking hungr
TSP Silence fortnite? where lmao
When the food is that good that u smile with ur eyes 😂😂
*gets full over only eating a small pizza hut cheese pizza*
Zach: *eats two times the amount of party food*
Zack: making steak in 3 minutes* Me: finally finishing making steak in 5 hours
*takes a bite* "EW iTs rAw!"
@@ashhhyep i- 😔
Me taking 5 years: eW iTs ExPiReD!
He is editing the video it is a bit impossible to finish a steak in 5 minutes
Did you burn your house😌
Me: * Hungry *
Still me: Watching the video
Me again: * Hungry x1000 *😂
Everybody gangsta till Zach start makin his steak
6:15 😂😂 he squeaked
nobody:
Zach: takes bite out of the crust first
Me: GENIUS
Tbh I don’t know anyone who dips the side of the pizza in sauce
I remember when ZACH CHOI ASMR almost cried because of spiciness
Fityan Dias what vid
Adding grated cheese to a cheesy pizza is like giving the ocean water😂
Maleak Thompson givin it ocean water out a bottle do u mean?😂
Maleak Thompson it’s time make it more stringy and also more cheesy
Pues no le vendría mal...
Nobody:
Zach choi: *eating meat*.
Again litterally nobody:
Ramsey: this is foking RAW.
GET THE F OUT OF MY KITCHEN
was this supposed to be funny
@@cachorrocareca3233 nah
@@cachorrocareca3233 were just saying the truth
Ist foking Ramsay
Zach: "dips cheese pizza on cheese"
Me: wait? Thats legal?
Oh so sorry man
I accidently stole your comment
I'ma delete it
Sorry
Mark Ramos apparently it is
Dun wori man I deleted it already
@@pantilonemarkrafaelr.4222 and you didn't read it though..
Umm it's extra cheese
Extra Cheesy Pizza: exists
Zach: *MORE. CHEESE.*
Teacher: okay class, today we are going to be sharing what we want to be when we grow up!
Young Ninja: I wanna be a gamer!
Young Brendon Urie: I wanna be a singer
Young Zach: I wanna be an eater
Brendon urie wins
Don't you mean:
Young Zach:
@@Idontknowwhyiamherelol lmaoo
@@Idontknowwhyiamherelol That is the second biggest truth I've ever heard
When you aren’t hungry because you ate before watching: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
Fr
I wish I could travel to parallel universes
When you arent hungry bc you are eating: i am 6 parallel universes ahead
Parallel leaves no room for ahead or behind, but okay.
Djalena Koerhuis when you aren’t hungry because you can reach through the screen and grab his food: I am 69 parallel universes ahead of you
Me: watch this video
Me: goes in the kitchen to see what to eat in fridge
Fridge: For 1332 time there is nothing in so stop coming here
😭
Haha 🥩
Mantul sekali ya
Omg that pizza look...delicous!
He's the only guy I know who isn't afraid of pouring fizzy drinks without worrying about spilling
Other people: can we put more cheese on the pizza?
Zack: how about chilli flakes
anyone else notice him shaking in the beginning 🥺
Yes!!!!!
Spider Dood - he was probably starving
Spider Dood shakin cause he so hungry
He was hungry 😉
He actually shakes alot how many videos of his have you seen?
Either he’s incredibly happy or extremely starving by the way he picked up that pizza..
both, both.
I’m watching this while fasting...........this is no ok 😰
Boys: *eat fast food and gain no weights*
Girls: *eat a rice seed and gain 5 kilo*
lol
So true
Chút Chít News true and thats why im fat😦😔
It’s Friday night and I’m watching asmr and mukbangs 😂
No one asked
Robin Eder no one asked for you to be rude
Robin Eder hey I love you.
I wonder how he can cook so well.👏👏❤️
Watching his vids while on a diet is like a torture cause his eyes when eating is like starring in mah soul saying:
Go HaVe SnAcK
I’ve been confused by 90% of the comments in this comment section ngl
Every one:
Get money to eat
Zach Choi:
Eat to get money
Who else was waiting for Zach to post!! Hope my channel gets this big one day 💕
Who else is here at like 3-4 am in the morning and starving to death?
Still waiting for the sun to come up to get me some fooooddd
U awake
1:34 here
Here i am
I’m trying hard not to eat my noodles 🤒 until tm
Zach: cooking and eating
Me: satisfied
Fast food restaurants: horrified
my sis: is sick and touches my tablet
me: licks and bites tablet for first bite
I want to eat that pizza so bad right now. And to eat steak with KETCHUP thats my man right there. 👌👌👌💪💪
Me: watches zach's video in full volume
My EarDrums: "we can tak about this"
Zach Choi’s views
After 18 minutes
19k views
Mine:
After 300 days:
10 view
Umm ok...
@@floral-kitty wdym?
@jelena_ raine I lost faith in humans that was so lame going back to mars
@@alien-sm8nq ok alien
Me:
Stomach:
Brain:
Small intestine: why is it so quiet?
Me, Brain, stomach: SHHHHHH WE WANT TO HEAR THE CHEWING SOUNDS
Zach: 🥺
Please frikin stop
AL Animations 😭😭😭😭
idk how but I'm here making some dumplings to eat
Lol
Me:watches asmr to make me sleep
zach asmr:making us hungry
also me: buys food, and eat it
me: watching this
also me: oder big pizza with extra cheese
Your username makes me think of Big Smoke
comments like this make me truly go into hysterics
Us: 60% water
Zach: 50% sprite 5% milk and 5% water
Hot Potato nah he’s just 80% sprite
Whats the other 40?
Coco Roblox Gaming meat juice from all the steak
花を咲かせて yeah steak juice
@@mas1c how about 90% Sprite 😂
I’m so hungry after that... 🤤🤤🤤
Do a dessert mukbang please
Anyone else just watching for food and not the asmr its self
I love how he does his ASMR videos 😍😍😍
Posted *1 MINUTE AGO*
My Brain: QUICK QUICK QUICK
Me: "See 56 comment"
Me: Can i see it?
RUclips: *NAH*
Sovann Ratha
Me: *Chooses newest first to see all the comments*
RUclips:No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game
Original
Can I see them not it
Yep.
Zach: Cooks normally.
Gordon Ramsey: It’s R A W.
Zach: Eats Like A King
Me: Time To Eat A Slice Of Bread!
Doctor: you only have 5 seconds left before you die
Me: starts watching this video
Doctor: but it’s 20 min-
Me: dies peacefully🐶
20?
@@floral-kitty this vid isnt 20 min .-.
stop spamming the comments
Who else didnt expect that big crunch on the first slice of pizza
*Trisha: trying desperately to get views*
*Jenna Marbles: hold my nap*
*Shane: take my free Netflix Series*
*Zach: NOMNOMNOOOM!*
Guys I make content with delicious food! Check me out if you like! 🔥🙌🏻💙
I think *you're* the one "trying desperately to get views."
@@AJMonke ikr
Yes, @@ruzua2167. He's repeated this comment so many times.
THE IRONYYYYYY
@@maisiefeek2747 lol 😂
When Zach Smiles While Eating It Got Me GooseBumps
You gotta love Zach, he's always smiling.
8:24 hes drinking the sauce
bites the screen
eyes: Satisfied
Mouth: Satisfied
Stomach: Empty
Why do people do these if your stomach were empty you would be almost dead
Alan The Cool Kid i am dead 😭
Nobody:
Not A Single Person:
Not One Dam Soul:
Zack Choi: *Puts Cheese Pizza In Cheese*
Zach said (no talk) u never talk😂😂😂
Ughhhh that crunch. I want some
Literally nobody:
Zach Choi seasoning:
Me: uh oh- salt and pepper??
Elicla123 Roblox people say stuff all the time, so it’s not nobody.
youre only supposed to salt and pepper a steak, thyme sometimes
Squiddles wooooshes jokes well not in these comments maybe some other comments but I don’t see not one comment.
Elicla123 Roblox every comment is someone talking, so it’s not nobody.
Squiddles wooooshes jokes okay obviously I clearly see that but every one of those comments ain’t talking about this seasoning tf.
cashier: what kind of cheese would you like?
zach: yes
ouhvuu why am I laughing to this comment 😂
People: Need money to get food
Zach: Needs food to get money
😹😹😹
I love you asmr😊😊
zach choi is my favorite mukbanger.
Every time Zach pours his drink he gives me a heart attack.
Nobody:
Zach: dips filet mignon in garlic pizza sauce
1:55 sounds like my brother scatching his head, 🤣
😂😂😂
Jexan Marie lmao 😂
blvsh !! 😂
Jexan Marie dude, my brother scratched his head once and it was like: 🧖🏻♀️-dandruff everywhere-
-*Your just in your house chilling*
-*Scroling to the coments*
-*Reading my comment*
-*Getting hungry*
-*When zach said first bite you wanted to bite it in real life...*
Me : zach show your language zach : crunch crak crunch me : that the language of zach 😎😆 no one can speak this language everyday