The many welcomes you hear in church!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • How many of these have you ever heard? I’ve heard them all 😂😂😂
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  • @jade839
    @jade839 6 лет назад +1111

    "We forgot what you look like. You can stand up, too. STAND UP!" 💀😂

    • @jade839
      @jade839 6 лет назад +18

      Big Steve Burrell And when he dropped the Glade!😩😂

    • @georgianalinton9472
      @georgianalinton9472 6 лет назад +12

      Shaaaaaadddeeee!

    • @beulaho
      @beulaho 6 лет назад +16

      Lord have mercy on that judging heart 😂

    • @ceegeebeloved8158
      @ceegeebeloved8158 3 года назад

      😆😆😆😆

    • @loorlegend
      @loorlegend 3 года назад

      😂🤣

  • @JumbleBeeRescue
    @JumbleBeeRescue 6 лет назад +610

    All jokes aside he can actually sing

  • @melan12027
    @melan12027 6 лет назад +844

    Don't forget the one who starts with, " turn to your neighbour......" walk around greet 5 people
    Then the one who gives a corny joke before welcoming people...
    Edit: 3 yrs later.. I've never had so many likes. Thank you kind strangers

    • @Alexis-ps7sl
      @Alexis-ps7sl 6 лет назад +58

      melan12027 always hated having to turn around and shake everyone's hand and say hi. So awkward, lol.

    • @lunalovegood5135
      @lunalovegood5135 6 лет назад +32

      We have a song for that and we have to walk around the whole church greeting people. It is usually at that time that I find I need the restroom.

    • @dorothycampbell3
      @dorothycampbell3 5 лет назад +8

      Sometimes the greeting can be awkward, especially if that one particular person looks suspect. But then (John 3:16) flashes across your mind.

    • @JadenB-od2jj
      @JadenB-od2jj 4 года назад

      This comment has 666 likes so im gonna like it to uncurse you

    • @seirrasky3581
      @seirrasky3581 3 года назад +2

      I like the corny joke

  • @jakeyvia2915
    @jakeyvia2915 6 лет назад +291

    "We welcome you once, we welcome you twice, we welcome you in the name of Jesus"

  • @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 лет назад +241

    The nervous laughter & the shady one! 😂😂😂😂😫

  • @jujubee6030
    @jujubee6030 6 лет назад +290

    My favorite one is the "mama threatened him"!!!! Lol!!!

    • @kxoxo8033
      @kxoxo8033 6 лет назад

      J

    • @dorothycampbell3
      @dorothycampbell3 5 лет назад +12

      JuJubee, that reminded me of me and my children, "Boy open yo mouf" 😀

    • @brandonharris4106
      @brandonharris4106 4 года назад +3

      The dad is much worse because he's more old-school than the mom. He would've been beaten the kid like he stole something, IF you know what I'm talking about.

    • @Caroline-jt6ez
      @Caroline-jt6ez 3 года назад +2

      Aka the pastor's kid

  • @asiarussell861
    @asiarussell861 6 лет назад +104

    WELCOME TO THE OLIVE BRANCH CHURCH, WE HAVE CHURCH EVERY FIRST AND THIRD SUNDAY!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭 #dead

    • @YTD07
      @YTD07 3 года назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Meela234
    @Meela234 6 лет назад +105

    LOL! Didn't have to do Tracy like that tho!

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 6 лет назад +258

    Can we talk about the Febreze microphone tho???😂😂

    • @LGKids
      @LGKids 5 лет назад

      Thought it was just me! Lol! Peace!

  • @rachelmbokane5789
    @rachelmbokane5789 6 лет назад +152

    poor Tracy 😂😂

  • @therealddiva
    @therealddiva 6 лет назад +158

    ITS LIKE YOU KNOW MY WHOLE LIFE 😂😂😂

    • @dorothycampbell3
      @dorothycampbell3 5 лет назад +3

      Tracy ain't coming back for anotha "4 monfs" she dun been "Put On Blast" (can you blame da po.chile)😀

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 4 года назад

      This is just the black church experience. Lol.

  • @kaitlinrogers1607
    @kaitlinrogers1607 6 лет назад +36

    "Say that welcome!!!!"😂😂😂😂

  • @jennifernguyen1836
    @jennifernguyen1836 5 лет назад +12

    “Open yo mouth and say it!” 😂

  • @saundraf.4827
    @saundraf.4827 6 лет назад +20

    Nervous. Laughter. Still has me laughing cant stop watching that part😁😁😁😁

  • @traceyfofie6737
    @traceyfofie6737 4 года назад +11

    When my guy said “Tracey” I damn near had a heart attack, who told you I’ve been slacking with going to church 😬😫

  • @WonderfullyMadeSuper
    @WonderfullyMadeSuper 6 лет назад +5

    I remember I got called out. No lie. Said my name and told me to stand up😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Motivatedstar
    @Motivatedstar 6 лет назад +14

    The end of the show off singer gets me every time ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

  • @tamenkejackson7860
    @tamenkejackson7860 6 лет назад +2

    Love the way you sing bet you are a great praise and worship leader

  • @cenafayeartstyl2284
    @cenafayeartstyl2284 6 лет назад +8

    When he dropped that febreze can I was done lol.

  • @janéelakey87
    @janéelakey87 6 лет назад +3

    Omg 🤣💀 I’m the nervous one Lord knows I try

  • @nosyposy7448
    @nosyposy7448 5 лет назад +4

    *introduces new people and gets them to stand up* 🎶 You are welcome in the name of the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD 🎶

  • @GodGirlP
    @GodGirlP 6 лет назад +2

    I KEEP REWINDING THAT FIRST " EASY " BACK!!!!!! THATS A TRUE SOUL TOUCHING VOCAL RIGHT THERE!!!!! I FELT THAT ONE!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @channenfeliciajohnson993
    @channenfeliciajohnson993 6 лет назад +10

    The nervous laugher got me all cracked up lol

  • @AijonaNicole
    @AijonaNicole 6 лет назад +5

    😂 the nervous laughter one 😂 i couldn't stop laughing

  • @JuliusDavis77
    @JuliusDavis77 5 лет назад +5

    The nervous laughter got me 😂😂

  • @winnyovincent9311
    @winnyovincent9311 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂nervous laughter got to me so hard

  • @faiththomas1749
    @faiththomas1749 6 лет назад +21

    Does everything except the welcome could be A SERVICE AMONGST ITSELF

  • @kevaunthedreamer5810
    @kevaunthedreamer5810 6 лет назад +30

    I swearrrrrrrrrr this is the truth!!! 😂😂

  • @preacherboy2781
    @preacherboy2781 6 лет назад +26

    Awwww tracy 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nae2Curly
    @Nae2Curly 5 лет назад +19

    That hat lol

  • @TieraOwens
    @TieraOwens 6 лет назад +30

    Lmbo I think I've seen all of these. 😂😂😂😂

  • @GodGirlP
    @GodGirlP 6 лет назад +1

    " SO EASAAAAAYYYYY" that FIRST EASY tho!!! THAT VOCAL WAS WAAAAAY TOO ON POINT!!!! ALRIGHT NOW!!! SANG!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 & then did his thing on the last easy too!!! Go on Head!

  • @MissDivaaKi
    @MissDivaaKi 6 лет назад +108

    my mom is the second one 😂 omg.

  • @biancabradford9428
    @biancabradford9428 5 лет назад +2

    When I do the welcoming at church I am definitely the nervous laughter, well I use to be. I'm a lot more comfortable now.

  • @lyricttg
    @lyricttg 6 лет назад +14

    Lolololllllllllll what Tracy do??? Dang! 💀💀💀

  • @ninadixon2116
    @ninadixon2116 4 года назад +2

    @ 0:53 the “Nervous Laughter” is hilarious!!!!! I’m dying laughing 😂😭😭💀

  • @dianealexis730
    @dianealexis730 5 лет назад +3

    the Nervous laughter killed me

  • @KJandSpud
    @KJandSpud 6 лет назад +23

    Okay, create a skit mocking the secretary reading announcements with to many announcement papers to read through

  • @michellecunningham5392
    @michellecunningham5392 4 года назад +3

    “Olive Branch Baptist Church” that sounds like a legit church name 😂😂

  • @mr.d5657
    @mr.d5657 6 лет назад +38

    First lady need a robe lol. She built like pastor.

  • @crystalgrose
    @crystalgrose 3 года назад +1

    “Mama Threatened Him” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @briannaford9200
    @briannaford9200 4 года назад +1

    Every black church everywhere that’s my church 100% word for word 😂😂😂

  • @camillewalker2962
    @camillewalker2962 6 лет назад +5

    Wow my mom is practicing her welcome speech right now. I told her she was doing too much lol 😂

  • @somethingaboutmary21
    @somethingaboutmary21 6 лет назад +6

    The accuracy of this video is too much 😂😂😂...bruh!! That one who wants to give a word instead of the welcome is in every black church. Too funny!

    • @powrpak2
      @powrpak2 6 лет назад

      Marylynn Sparks ...and got to preach a sermon. Can you just do what you were asked and sit down!

  • @slwoolridge
    @slwoolridge 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂 The singer and the shade thrower for real tho

  • @gracej5301
    @gracej5301 6 лет назад +3

    This was HILARIOUS!! I’m a new subscriber! The nervous laugh one got me the most 😂😂😂😆❤️

  • @kayyatlas
    @kayyatlas 6 лет назад +82

    I need longer videos pretty please

  • @sheenaj1977
    @sheenaj1977 4 года назад +1

    That hat had me lying prostrate on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @terrasiyamiller5508
    @terrasiyamiller5508 4 года назад +3

    My throat hurting cause i am laughing to damn hard😂

  • @jaggerxl
    @jaggerxl Год назад +1

    The mic 🎤 drop is STILL funny 5 years later 😂

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable 3 года назад +1

    My favorite was the threatened one🤣🤣🤣

  • @southeastd.c5636
    @southeastd.c5636 5 лет назад +1

    🤣 “the show-off singer” Tonex aka Anthony Williams came to my mind.....dead on the spot bro

  • @onedayiwl
    @onedayiwl 3 года назад +1

    that hat is taking me straight to mutha Broham... wearing them wool hats in the summer with cotton dirt and chicken grease on it

  • @ajaxon2328
    @ajaxon2328 6 лет назад +29

    You better believe this is my auntie!! :14 -:30 I swear folks hate to see her coming to the mic! My grandma personally went to the first lady and said first lady why you and passa keep asking mayyre (not mary) to do the welcome lawd knows i love my chile but the membas is tired of ha!! 😆😅🤣😂 i kid you not EVERY Sunday at Sunday dinner when we re enact Mrs Pearlie who faints every Sunday💃🏾 no matter what the sermon about and I mean a SEASONED shouter 👐🏾baby you need that lil napkin with them oils on it to get her back⚰, the deacons during devotion who could have been dead and sleeping in they grave but the lawd told death he betta behave☝🏾, and the piano player (WHO IS NEVA TO BE OUT DONE BY ANYONE ) he nearly played the piano with his FEET👣 at one womens day program!! All the way down to the drill sargents who you better not let catch you slipping💪🏾 i mean ushers the at the door ....you better believe auntie Mary is a the TOP of the list with that welcome!! She always has something extra that the lawd has placed on her heart ❤and something that the lawd has told her to tell you yet so apologetic for the additional hour she's now added to your 5 hour stay at church..

    • @inthisworld414
      @inthisworld414 6 лет назад +1

      Are y’all from Louisiana

    • @dorothycampbell3
      @dorothycampbell3 5 лет назад

      dreamcatcher, will there be dinner on the grounds afterwards, asking for a friend. 😀😀😀

  • @moneehill2026
    @moneehill2026 6 лет назад +1

    The mama threaten one is me. Lol and my mama yelling at me

  • @dejavue5478
    @dejavue5478 6 лет назад +34

    the hat got me....im done

  • @mimix3879
    @mimix3879 3 года назад +1

    The nervous laughter took me out 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ninisnature
    @ninisnature 6 лет назад +14

    The mama one

  • @tunesbyaya
    @tunesbyaya 6 лет назад +5

    0:29 I'm CRYING!!!!!

  • @vhytag22
    @vhytag22 4 года назад +2

    The Shady One hit different!! I remember the very first time I did the welcome I said everything I was supposed to and then when I said “On behalf of our Pastor, Pastor William A. Prioleau and our First Lady Ena Prioleau we welcome you to the Evening Of Prayer” EVERY SINGLE ADULT in that church started laughing like something was funny or I did sum wrong like y’all got me up here confused as to why y’all laughing at me😭😭

  • @prettymariaageda7480
    @prettymariaageda7480 5 лет назад +1

    The Nervous one had me cracking up 🤐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 5 лет назад +1

    The show off singer looking like Jack Sparrow with that pirate hat on😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicolejones5833
    @nicolejones5833 6 лет назад +1

    Lmfaoooooooo when I say I’m deaddddddd...!! Yo! 😂💀

  • @TonTheMove
    @TonTheMove 6 лет назад

    You are too fuuny. Lol at the nervous laugh. Stay blessed!!!

  • @mayalovewells7266
    @mayalovewells7266 6 лет назад +1

    ALL OF THEM😂😂😂At the same church. Crazy isn't it?

  • @LGKids
    @LGKids 5 лет назад

    The Shade Pastor at the end....Lol! Peace!

  • @ladennayoung2939
    @ladennayoung2939 3 года назад

    The nervous laughter look like she was on something or losing it. Lol.

  • @trolloftruth2941
    @trolloftruth2941 6 лет назад

    Ridiculously HILARIOUS AND CORRECT

  • @jhenfresh
    @jhenfresh 6 лет назад +5

    Hahaha another great one!

  • @GodGirlP
    @GodGirlP 6 лет назад

    " The Show Off Singer." HE KILLED THAT!!! UMMMMM WERE GONNA NEED A ALBUM OR SOME MP3' COVERS OR SOMTHING!!!! PLS!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 THE VOICE THO!!!!😁😁😁😁😄😄 THE LORD HAS BLESSED YOU!!!!

  • @nykeralivinlife3917
    @nykeralivinlife3917 5 лет назад +1

    Omg I know EVERYONE has said that first one! This is hilarious as always! 😭😭😂

  • @illcelebrateyoursuccess8907
    @illcelebrateyoursuccess8907 6 лет назад +40

    what did Tracy do to you last time she WAS there cause you went in....

  • @godschild2012ful
    @godschild2012ful 4 года назад

    That hat 🧢 though!🤪😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LTerrel
    @LTerrel 6 лет назад +2

    So true. Keep em coming!!!

  • @illcelebrateyoursuccess8907
    @illcelebrateyoursuccess8907 6 лет назад +1

    I'm cracking up, the last one did it .

  • @shielasabaria5420
    @shielasabaria5420 5 лет назад

    That MAMA THREATENED HIM hahahahhaahhahaha

  • @godschild2012ful
    @godschild2012ful 5 лет назад +1

    Glad i stumbled on him he’s is hilarious

  • @maira1195
    @maira1195 6 лет назад

    The mama threatening one was me when I was little lmao 🤣. I'd see My Name on that program and be like, when did I sign up for this? It was always on a holiday like Easter Sunday too lol

  • @junejewel
    @junejewel 3 года назад

    Ohhh, Tracy... 😂😂😂

  • @cdc8875
    @cdc8875 6 лет назад +5

    "Every black church everywhere" bwahaha yep

  • @LGKids
    @LGKids 5 лет назад

    I know they put me on the program to only do the welcome....Lol! Keep making us laugh, Man! Lol! Peace!

  • @nonadavis7866
    @nonadavis7866 5 лет назад

    You sho right! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ninisnature
    @ninisnature 6 лет назад +18

    If this ain't accurate 😭😂

  • @Liv-oc7ti
    @Liv-oc7ti 3 года назад

    It's the shady one for me😂😂😂

  • @qtj5047
    @qtj5047 3 года назад +1

    Dude where do you get those chicken pecked wigs? 😂😭

  • @yasminepadilla
    @yasminepadilla 5 лет назад

    Speak the truths 🤣

  • @ashleysanders6731
    @ashleysanders6731 3 года назад +1

    Nervous laughter 🙋 😂

  • @cardinalflower6959
    @cardinalflower6959 Год назад

    This guy's a hoot!!

  • @maddycameron6091
    @maddycameron6091 5 лет назад

    He had it ON POINT

  • @RebekahRussellMusic
    @RebekahRussellMusic 6 лет назад +7

    Hahah this was awesome!! (You do have a great voice. Lol) We need more positivity like yours on RUclips! Keep it up! I'm your new sub! I too, am a Christian, and I have a music channel. I would love the support! Have a great day:)

  • @rinnoah2010
    @rinnoah2010 5 лет назад

    I love the shady one. 😂😂😂
    👏👏👏

  • @catboyzee
    @catboyzee 3 года назад

    The Shady One...LMBO!!!

  • @raecapital
    @raecapital 6 лет назад

    *🗣️STAND 🆙 😂*

  • @chantalcrane1163
    @chantalcrane1163 4 года назад

    The nervous laughter 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jemportal4166
    @jemportal4166 3 года назад

    The hat on the show off singer though lol.

  • @shakiya2
    @shakiya2 6 лет назад

    LOL!! "Mama threatened Him" OMG! :)

  • @lindseyhussey6450
    @lindseyhussey6450 3 года назад

    I wasn’t ready for the shady one😂😂😂

  • @jasminedelighted7744
    @jasminedelighted7744 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 the truth in this !!!!

  • @tappedin411
    @tappedin411 6 лет назад

    Omg can you please do one where kids don't like going to church and parents make them lol we can all relate haha you are so talented and hilarious!! 😂

  • @ushejoy
    @ushejoy 5 лет назад

    The nervous laughter 🤣🤣🤣💀💀