Shame Sizing

We major no food group. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting ready for that season (whatever that means) as the new authority on big weird jeans, randomly dressing the same for a change, catching another tee at another Knicks game but father time rears his ugly head, Lawrence reviews his five year wedding anniversary feast at The Grill, how much hair gel is too much hair gel, traditional wood gifts, James reports live from the middle school-esque trenches of a singles mixer and gives a general update on dating in 2024, how to talk to girls and boys at parties, if dates are job interviews then scheduling them is like setting a meeting, a lesson in restaurant flexiquette, getting shushed in the loudest section of a loud ass bar, an Easter jawn lasts all of approximately two hours before dying much like Jesus Christ himself, Alessandro Michele lands at Valentino so maybe their menswear will finally be good for a change, a trip down live-blogging Kimye’s wedding and ye olde flow team lane, what’s going on with Bob Marley’s estate and much more.

[@rejtan144]

Larry aint wrong about the bread basket at the grill tho

[@ginosorrentino4196]

The Italians end dinner with a bitter liquor not espresso, traditionally Amaro or some nasty walnut skin liqueur type shit. Equivalent of sipping Jaeger straight

[@useruseruseruseruseruseruser13]

Not entirely true. They can do one or the other, in some cases both.

[@BookerT69]

A man that just eats skrimps can’t call the shottaz 🍤

[@imaneightiesbaby]

An Oxford comma is just wrong, quite frankly