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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @theycalledme4776
    @theycalledme4776 4 года назад +1431

    “WANNA GET A CAB?”
    *scully has a stroke*

    • @travishood9224
      @travishood9224 4 года назад +16

      We must see 7 drink Amy

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 2 года назад +1

      She startled him. Not excited him. He jumped as soon as her mouth opened

  • @dvid51524
    @dvid51524 4 года назад +4797

    "The alcohol has render me a simpleton"
    gotta love captain Holt

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz 4 года назад +4487

    The way Holt said "paiiiiiin" was kind of horrifying lol

  • @curry7101
    @curry7101 4 года назад +4156

    1 Drink Amy: Spacey Amy
    2 Drink Amy: Loud Amy
    3 Drink Amy: Dancepants Amy
    4 Drink Amy: Pervert Amy
    5 Drink Amy: Confident Amy
    6 Drink Amy: Loner and Sad Amy
    7 Drink Amy: Unknown
    8 Drink Amy: Equestrian Amy
    9 Drink Amy: French Amy

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 года назад +2729

    I absolutely love how 4-drink Amy just morphs in sexualities depending on who’s around her

    • @sosrslysydney168
      @sosrslysydney168 3 года назад +9

      Haha yeah

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 3 года назад +115

      Yeah, I can relate. We absorb and respond to who's nearest to us. No situational awareness. I've been accused of being gay and bisexual because of the comments I make to dudes. I see it as just being secure with make straight self without any ego.

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy 2 года назад +39

      @@trever2244 That's because it is. Too many people are just uptight and take everything too seriously.

    • @bxby_doll6796
      @bxby_doll6796 2 года назад +44

      i stg the sexualities of the b99 characters just remind me of that one human theory that everyone is bi to some extent or another. the b in brooklyn nine nine must stand for bisexual

    • @dementor6440
      @dementor6440 2 года назад +18

      Now we know why the jake and amy did it after 4 shots

  • @midimidori4699
    @midimidori4699 4 года назад +1653

    "the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton"
    If I had a nickel for every time..

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 4 года назад +2149

    "...and that's why you shouldn't drink"
    "Being drunk sounds terrible"
    "Hallo Amy I didn't see you there. How did the wedding go?"

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 года назад +7161

    Terry: fun drunk
    Rosa: charismatic drunk
    Amy: troublesome drunk
    Gina: blunt drunk
    Jake: weird drunk
    Boyle: depressing drunk
    Holt:slightly relaxed drunk but not drunk enough to lose the stoicism
    Hitchcock and skully Id imagine just what you’d expect

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 4 года назад +145

      Hitchcock an skully are the sleepy drunks

    • @carlyfallon6304
      @carlyfallon6304 4 года назад +187

      Hitchcock is the only one that still makes sense while smashed

    • @Izmael1310
      @Izmael1310 4 года назад +28

      Amy and Rosa sexy as fuck and that is good for me :D

    • @mcnoneya
      @mcnoneya 4 года назад +6

      carly fallon oh yeah

    • @patrickorourke41
      @patrickorourke41 4 года назад +27

      Terry Dance Pants is more like it!

  • @chocolatemetalmilk2685
    @chocolatemetalmilk2685 4 года назад +1065

    My favorite part of the scene where confident amy tries to arm wrestle terry is the fact that they cut away before they start, meaning that there is at least the smallest chance that amy won

    • @narnarbelair9710
      @narnarbelair9710 2 года назад +62

      Schrödinger's Amy

    • @jjobeyy
      @jjobeyy 2 года назад +4

      no there isnt

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@jjobeyyyou’re right because Amy absolutely won

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 2 года назад +120

    I'd think Gina could be friends with any of the 3, 4, or 5 drink amys. Ones a dancer, one's a pervert, ones ridiculously overconfident. Together they basically make one gina lol

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 4 года назад +598

    so drunk rosa just gets everyone else drunk lol.

  • @aviezerscop401
    @aviezerscop401 4 года назад +404

    Drunk Rosa is wise and supportive and also very pessimistic
    I love her

  • @beelipson2653
    @beelipson2653 4 года назад +4602

    We must see 7 drink Amy

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 4 года назад +253

      Bella Lipson apparently 9 drink Amy is an equestrian

    • @lilybean9585
      @lilybean9585 4 года назад +444

      8 drink Amy is an equestrian 9 drink Amy speaks French I’m pretty sure

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 4 года назад +29

      @@lilybean9585 that seems right

    • @lilyx3433
      @lilyx3433 4 года назад +177

      We know 1,2,3,4,5,6,8 and I think 9 yet seven drink Amy has always been a mystery I'm intrigued

    • @unfabulouslyfabulous
      @unfabulouslyfabulous 4 года назад +56

      I think she just blacks out

  • @m.m1260
    @m.m1260 4 года назад +419

    So sad that Rosa pouring Tequila into the flat iron to "make Tequila steam" wasn't included

    • @poojadhanuka7148
      @poojadhanuka7148 3 года назад +2

      Which episode?

    • @stutid582
      @stutid582 3 года назад +10

      @@poojadhanuka7148 Cop - Con -> when they went to that police conference thing and threw a party I think, I could be wrong

    • @yaphong-weijonathan2683
      @yaphong-weijonathan2683 3 года назад +8

      @@stutid582 Yes. You are right. It was the scene after Holt gave that presentation.

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 4 года назад +331

    Shh shh shh narc
    Rosa whispering that when Amy walks in just shows how good their relationship is

  • @adityadua6867
    @adityadua6867 4 года назад +307

    The way Scully falls when Amy shouts "wanna get a cab?"is so fucking hilarious

  • @bumiusuju232
    @bumiusuju232 4 года назад +746

    Did no one notice when Jake was super hungover, Amy bought him a coffee? Before they even got togther

    • @kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970
      @kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970 4 года назад +10

      @@RobsonOliveira-ph9ej Can't relate

    • @claireharmonson6565
      @claireharmonson6565 4 года назад +6

      awwwwwwwwww 🥰🥰🥰

    • @yvefrancois5928
      @yvefrancois5928 4 года назад +65

      They were desk buddies before they dated! And they had beautiful flirty banter

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 3 года назад +37

      also jake noticed that amy was late for the first time ever, stole the list she tossed of her flaws and helped her with it and drunk texted HER while bonding with the reporter. all before even admiting he was into her.

  • @philcoulson03
    @philcoulson03 4 года назад +829

    But holt has TV in his bedroom, we saw that when squad was invited to Holts birthday party and amy, terry and jake was trapped in the bathroom.

    • @melinam6543
      @melinam6543 4 года назад +7

      Exactly

    • @kathrynholt5182
      @kathrynholt5182 4 года назад +3

      phil coulson that’s what I was thinking

    • @philcoulson03
      @philcoulson03 4 года назад +31

      @@kathrynholt5182 ikr maybe sometimes writers do forget little things like this

    • @sharpe227
      @sharpe227 4 года назад +44

      No,they make no mistakes ,that was a room with a bed not Holts Bedroom.

    • @plaguedvenice
      @plaguedvenice 4 года назад +87

      His “tell” is using contracted words!!! That’s why he said “which is why I don’t” :D

  • @cahmar9642
    @cahmar9642 4 года назад +7112

    I just realised amy had 4 🥃🥃🥃🥃shots on her first date with jake. 🤔😧😏

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC 3 года назад +80

    What’s kind of crazy is that even though “six drink Amy” was revealed to as “sad Amy” that ultimately she did finally become friends with Gina.

  • @MarkTheTreeManVann
    @MarkTheTreeManVann 4 года назад +840

    "Sometimes a wise man must become drunk to spend time with his fools" Ernest Hemingway~

    • @slugakristov8343
      @slugakristov8343 4 года назад +8

      I like that.

    • @AndyStarzs1
      @AndyStarzs1 4 года назад +14

      That’s just a guilty man’s excuse to his wife on why he was out late at night and smells like alcohol.

    • @MarkTheTreeManVann
      @MarkTheTreeManVann 4 года назад +14

      @@AndyStarzs1 Earnest Hemingway was a full blown alcoholic, why he ended up eating the barrel of his favorite shotgun... lmao, you saw thru the guise though you get a gold star.

    • @saveryalike800
      @saveryalike800 4 года назад +3

      But holt has TV in his bedroom, we saw that when squad was invited to Holts birthday party and amy, terry and jake was trapped in the bathroom.

    • @yeah_i_likeCartoons
      @yeah_i_likeCartoons 4 года назад +1

      Explains his time with the Fitzgeralds

  • @countvladislausdragulia7414
    @countvladislausdragulia7414 3 года назад +183

    Amy at Rosa's wedding be like
    "You were supposed to destroy the drunks, not join them! Bring sobriety to the bride, not leave her in drunkenness!"

  • @lilyx3433
    @lilyx3433 4 года назад +540

    Since Amy started dating jake she really loosened up caus before her and jake they only knew up to five drink Amy but now they know one through 9 apart from seven 😂

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 года назад +190

    Charles Boyle might just be my favourite TV character ever. He's so helpful, so kind, so genuine, so funny.

  • @Catzzzz187
    @Catzzzz187 4 года назад +180

    “Hello Amy didn’t see you there, how did the wedding go?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CyclingUrchin
    @CyclingUrchin 4 года назад +606

    Paaaaaaiiiiiinnnn

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 4 года назад

      Cycling Urchin lmao

    • @madlad_2005
      @madlad_2005 4 года назад +8

      Cycling Urchin BOOOOONEEEEEE !!!!!

    • @raima6877
      @raima6877 4 года назад +3

      That’s it

    • @meredithgrey7391
      @meredithgrey7391 3 года назад +6

      VINDICATIOOOOON

    • @vardhman
      @vardhman 3 года назад

      I use this GIF so much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zbr76
    @zbr76 2 года назад +29

    2:24 is an underrated moment. The perp's resistance followed by Jake's pointing out the obvious while hungover... it just comes together PERFECTLY. 😂

  • @edm240b9
    @edm240b9 3 года назад +66

    Anyone notice how Rosa dances along with Amy as she drinks another beer? I’ve always found that funny.

  • @Sough
    @Sough 4 года назад +344

    "Drinking on the job" *just parties and bars

  • @IgorKiller3011
    @IgorKiller3011 4 года назад +84

    watching a B99 video
    ad plays in the middle of it
    it's a B99 ad

  • @rayzilla
    @rayzilla 4 года назад +278

    peach juice and champagne? what am i six?

  • @beckhampang191
    @beckhampang191 4 года назад +217

    8:30
    This sentence, Boyle looks better than normal. Must've been the shirt being fitting and non beige

    • @bugsbitch6919
      @bugsbitch6919 4 года назад +8

      Beckham Pang for real he looked so good 💀

    • @rhhhhr647
      @rhhhhr647 9 месяцев назад

      Found genevieve's burner account

  • @ianstephenson9721
    @ianstephenson9721 4 года назад +138

    4:07 One of the best lines of the series

  • @parryyotter
    @parryyotter 4 года назад +62

    Rosa’s love of Nancy Meyers is my favorite character trait.

  • @sharadakc1206
    @sharadakc1206 4 года назад +61

    The "WANNA GET A CAB" gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂♥️

  • @metin5408
    @metin5408 4 года назад +189

    I cant believe the mango yoghurt speech didnt make it

  • @astonherbert7264
    @astonherbert7264 4 года назад +143

    When Captain Holt said about not having a TV in his room at 1:47. That wasnt true because in an earlier episode when Holt had a party around his house Amy went up stairs into his room to find something that they both relate to. She was going through TV show recording in his bedroom.

    • @kimaya1994
      @kimaya1994 4 года назад +3

      Oh my God, yes!

    • @dipz6479
      @dipz6479 4 года назад +2

      Stole that from me

    • @astonherbert7264
      @astonherbert7264 4 года назад +6

      @@dipz6479 I'm sorry. But actually I didnt read any of the comments before I wrote it. So i didnt know know u found it first.

    • @TheGoodContent37
      @TheGoodContent37 4 года назад +11

      Wrong. He may have learned the TV in the bedroom fact AFTER that party and before the episode shown here therefore he got rid of the TV in his room. The writing on this show is perfect, PERFECT and every single detail is addressed or left with a reasonable doubt...

    • @astonherbert7264
      @astonherbert7264 4 года назад +6

      @@TheGoodContent37 I love this show so much. But I didn't pick out the writing mistake to hate on the show. It's just something the writers overlooked. And ur not wrong the writing is PERFECT no doubt about it.

  • @moviegal6000
    @moviegal6000 4 года назад +273

    WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT 7 DRINK AMY IS!!!!

    • @verynormalusername
      @verynormalusername 4 года назад +7

      Erica O'Brien dead 😂

    • @cyrillmcduff6723
      @cyrillmcduff6723 4 года назад +11

      i thought they mentioned 8 drink amy in the cop-con episode? jumping a horse into the pool 😆

    • @blackcanary4222
      @blackcanary4222 4 года назад +26

      @@cyrillmcduff6723 yeah 8 drink amy is an equestrian and 9 drink amy is french amy i think? But we don't know what 7 drink amy is

    • @alyaaamir1594
      @alyaaamir1594 4 года назад +6

      @@blackcanary4222 don't forget she is not good at it lol

  • @nadiarocha-sersanti2422
    @nadiarocha-sersanti2422 4 года назад +172

    Drunk Holt is still way smarter than me...

  • @gianinamorales8597
    @gianinamorales8597 3 года назад +28

    Aww, Amy is the one Jake texts when he's drunk

  • @skipjackboy
    @skipjackboy 4 года назад +61

    1:16 anyone else notice the glass vanish from Amy's hand? Gina is a witch!

    • @hariomkushwaha9773
      @hariomkushwaha9773 4 года назад +3

      Amy gave it to gina

    • @jacksonskyline
      @jacksonskyline 4 года назад +1

      Hariom Kushwaha yes, but the scene of Amy giving the glass back isn’t present

    • @hariomkushwaha9773
      @hariomkushwaha9773 4 года назад +1

      @@jacksonskyline yeah, you are right

  • @malenadraper8805
    @malenadraper8805 Год назад +2

    5:10 just picturing a happy young Boyle drinking mead at a Renaissance fair. Could this be my new happy place?

  • @ninjachannel007
    @ninjachannel007 Год назад +4

    "Look, the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton." Ha ha, Holt's self-contradicting lines.

  • @_yoobitches_8431
    @_yoobitches_8431 4 года назад +29

    drunk rosa is the most precious thing i’ve ever seen🥺

  • @nicknyethesaxguy894
    @nicknyethesaxguy894 4 года назад +84

    Is all of this show as funny as this? Cause if so I might have to see this

    • @heidia.2448
      @heidia.2448 4 года назад +19

      Yes it’s the best show ever

    • @teletubboi6929
      @teletubboi6929 4 года назад +8

      YES ID IIIISSSSSSS

    • @beaujauregui60
      @beaujauregui60 4 года назад +6

      Absolutely

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 4 года назад +5

      It totally is! Definitely worth a watch, especially the first 5 seasons.

    • @whocares9505
      @whocares9505 4 года назад +2

      I know this comment is 4 months old but if you haven’t watched B99 it’s still on Hulu.

  • @terryguerra1010
    @terryguerra1010 4 года назад +20

    "Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six?!" I just imagine a really refined 1st grader gettin sloshed lol.

  • @pinkgiraffe378
    @pinkgiraffe378 4 года назад +28

    Drunk Rosa is so amazing!!! 😂😊👍👌❤😍

  • @taykeandre6758
    @taykeandre6758 3 года назад +8

    “Goodbye, Four Drink Amy! ...sloppy sicko.” 😂😂 I miss Gina so much.

  • @Eli-xw7de
    @Eli-xw7de 3 года назад +4

    1:36 is probably one of the most underrated holt moments

  • @TaylorL333
    @TaylorL333 4 года назад +31

    Everyones waiting for 7 drink Amy now

  • @teddypicker077
    @teddypicker077 4 года назад +12

    1:47 but in the first season, at Holt’s birthday party, Amy, Terry and Jake are in his bedroom and he has one in there! 😮

  • @breathing_helium_art
    @breathing_helium_art 2 года назад +4

    The fact that there's a compilation of drinking for a police show is so funny

  • @KhanSaab-pi6sw
    @KhanSaab-pi6sw 3 года назад +5

    Charles to robot: "You think you're so much better than me...you're right" Idk why this is so funny to me😂😂😂😂

  • @STAROMEGA54
    @STAROMEGA54 4 года назад +58

    BEER ME !! ( cracked skull)

  • @NANICU
    @NANICU 4 года назад +20

    What about the drinking challenge with the firefighters?

  • @pinkgiraffe378
    @pinkgiraffe378 4 года назад +15

    They are all hilarious drunk lol. 😂

  • @crickety6092
    @crickety6092 4 года назад +9

    1:46 he’s such a liar I love him

  • @dramallamarama5300
    @dramallamarama5300 3 года назад +3

    7:36
    Hitchcock: “BEER ME!”
    *Headshot*
    *THUMP*
    Party: ... ... ... YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
    Don’t know why but this scene cracks me up every time!

  • @tyronechinjen1523
    @tyronechinjen1523 4 года назад +4

    5:42 is the cutest thing I've seen

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 4 года назад +108

    Can we get Jake and Holt quarantined?

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 4 года назад +61

    Peralta is pretty hot, but he’s no shirtless Chris Evans as the Human Torch.

  • @adityamishra2980
    @adityamishra2980 4 года назад +8

    "Alcohol has rendered me a simpleton"

  • @sameerkashyap1750
    @sameerkashyap1750 4 года назад +5

    I love how Terry's hand is huge compared to Amy's in the arm wrestling bit.

  • @Depetong
    @Depetong 3 года назад +4

    I like how Rosa's vibing at 0:22

  • @leavemealone1530
    @leavemealone1530 2 года назад +3

    It just occurred to me that holt was lying when he said he doesn’t have a tv in his room. He used a contraction!! That’s his tell

  • @xxvcm
    @xxvcm 2 года назад +2

    I love how Terry just put his arm up like “not again” 😂😂

  • @AustinChurch95
    @AustinChurch95 3 года назад +2

    1:50 when Captain Raymond Holt said he doesn’t have a TV in the bedroom, this is incorrect. Whenever Jake, Amy and Terry ended up in Holt’s bedroom during that fancy party. Amy was browsing what they were recently watching on their TV

  • @Ahmed-th1li
    @Ahmed-th1li 3 года назад +2

    The way he said "PAAAAAAAAIIN" is just so good

  • @carosene
    @carosene 4 года назад +33

    Extremely definitely heterosexual Rosa: "To Genevieve's butt!"

    • @taylerrobere6365
      @taylerrobere6365 3 года назад +2

      She’s bisexual it’s like a whole plot line

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 года назад +6

    8:06 Terry feels bad 😂😂😂😂

  • @ColesonKavouras
    @ColesonKavouras 2 года назад +2

    I will never not die laughing at Jake getting impaled by Terry’s firework

  • @Bonestheskeleton
    @Bonestheskeleton 4 года назад +13

    Every time Rosa’s drunk my crush on her multiplies by 100

    • @sosrslysydney168
      @sosrslysydney168 3 года назад +1

      Even drink 4 Amy questions her sexuality when rosas around haha

  • @jennacampbell7
    @jennacampbell7 2 года назад +2

    I love the Santiago’s Drunk Scale it’s so iconic 😭

  • @ananyamurali603
    @ananyamurali603 4 года назад +4

    Drunk Rosa is amazing haha

  • @sireeshaputcha
    @sireeshaputcha 4 года назад +59

    I’m a human torch!!!

  • @artemisagrotera9230
    @artemisagrotera9230 2 года назад +2

    "Peach Juice and Champagne, what am i 6?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Purgeeyyy
    @Purgeeyyy 3 года назад +4

    4:20 😉 best scene ever in my opinion

  • @erinstojkov9300
    @erinstojkov9300 4 года назад +4

    I love that Holt was drunk off to the side 😂

  • @rum_coke_17
    @rum_coke_17 4 года назад +9

    Terry gettin sad drunk over his kids getting older

  • @Ryanjleary
    @Ryanjleary 3 года назад +2

    Need the scenes of the squad competing against the firefighters in Shaws bar in the drink off competition.

  • @elisasanchez8926
    @elisasanchez8926 3 года назад +12

    “Hello Amy I didn’t see you there. How did the wedding go?” Will forever be iconic

  • @ga8rielsMsg
    @ga8rielsMsg 4 года назад +26

    Jordan Peele is a lucky guy

  • @harrisonrawlinson5650
    @harrisonrawlinson5650 4 года назад +1

    Holt said something that I think I might be smarter than him at! Yes technically AWD is 4WD, but AWD is more advanced and the car automatically sends more power to the wheels with more traction. AWD is generally more suited for on toad use whereas typical 4WD can drive on the road well but is usually more capable off road (especially with a diff lock as the diffs are locked before you get to an obstacle which allows you to keep momentum)

  • @gurusaran7504
    @gurusaran7504 4 года назад +15

    "Amy Dancepants"

  • @IntreeguingStorees
    @IntreeguingStorees 3 года назад +3

    "Do it!...I believe in you"

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 2 года назад +3

    Do it i believe in you
    Throw it i believe in you😂😂

  • @rashmideshpande9141
    @rashmideshpande9141 4 года назад +3

    "Turn off your mouth siren"😂😂Should have been in this video...

  • @TheCherrykye
    @TheCherrykye 4 года назад +2

    "Is it everything you drumt of?"
    "It's what drumts were made of"

  • @tanzylola3169
    @tanzylola3169 4 года назад +41

    3 drink amy is the best

    • @gothicwebby2097
      @gothicwebby2097 4 года назад +6

      I like four drink Amy, five drink Amy, and six drink Amy.

  • @ahza1628
    @ahza1628 4 года назад +2

    I was expecting them to run into bradly cooper and his friends while doing that hangover style retracing

  • @dannicoombe5466
    @dannicoombe5466 4 года назад +39

    Rosa is my spirit animal...
    Anyone else agree?

  • @kasrakhatir
    @kasrakhatir 3 года назад +2

    7:45 I don't know why but Hitchcock is hilarious in that scene

  • @dipz6479
    @dipz6479 4 года назад +16

    It’s nice that they didn’t stretch the video to 10 minutes or anything

  • @TheRealDeval
    @TheRealDeval 3 года назад +4

    Jake: turn off your mouth siren. Pure hilarity

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 4 года назад +9

    kinda peeved that they didn't fully finish the peach champers
    like...its like 2 sips max

  • @Markthewolf23
    @Markthewolf23 2 года назад +1

    “Beer me!!!!” Get hit in the back of the head
    Hilarious and I love that scene

  • @zeffmalchazeen3429
    @zeffmalchazeen3429 4 года назад +1

    that grunt amy is doing when she drinks is constant through out the show

  • @jacobmaheu0213
    @jacobmaheu0213 4 года назад +3

    Omg drunk Holt is the best!

  • @courtenayt.429
    @courtenayt.429 4 года назад +6

    The real question is why is terry wearing a detective badge on his uniform?

  • @Alex11554
    @Alex11554 Год назад +2

    It seems to me that all-wheel drive is four-wheel drive, 😂