Damn those good ass memories lol, i still remember we did had an actual fire in my school but only to realise its just the tissue paper in the toilet getting burned😂☠️
the nuclear bomb drills that there used to be in the cold war were just like "hide under a desk it will all be ok" yeah like thats gonna protect you from a portable sun
Fun fact: the “egg” position is also known as the brace position, which you’re told to go into as it protects your head but it really just gives you a very quick death. (The angle of your head and back causes the spine to snap instantly killing you)
How we do drills in france: -Fire drills:Just form a line and get out (no alphabetical order) -School shooting:Hide under desks,students close the door and put a chair on the door,students close the curtains and windows Tornado drills:Dosen't exist (from what i know) -Earthquake drills: Dosen't exist (from what i know)
Apparently the reason why you go down doggy style doing a tornado drill is for falling debris whichIs stupid in two different ways one what is the fever body of a child gonna do against a brick wall to you already know the answer
In Kansas we have rooms that are dedicated to protecting students from tornados. There was a sign outside the largest one in my middle school saying that it was the tornado room but it also said that the room had “missile grade protection”
I've been through an actual school shooting but I didn't listen to my teacher we were suppost to stay all in one corner being quiet but me and my friend went in an opposite corner piled all the desks in front of us pushed the Chromebook cart in front of us and had 911 on speed dial
@@ZenaimK3NThat’s a more smart decision than what the teacher did. It gives you time to get them arrested quickly with calling 911, cause you have protection.
The egg position in a tornado drill is used because it is more common for a tornado to fling objects that suck. So if it flings... Idk... A cow into the window, our heads and vitals are shielded from the glass, and because we are near the wall, it most likely will not hit us.
They have a new shooter drill called A.L.I.C.E drills and they’re honestly S tier because we get to stack things up against the doorway to “block” the shooter, and get out if we can in any way possible, or we all get something to throw at the shooter to try and distract them if we can’t get out
Yeah mine does too and it’s amazing but also my Current Events teacher said she would do that but if they somehow made it three she would beat the shit out of them with a bat
in the case of a school shooting, run in zigzag lines and don’t stop. make sure you have space because if you collide and fall, ur both dead. either wait for police or if your strong team up and try to tackle the shooter (depends on shooters age). this is how my uncle survived a school shooting
in 2011 we started doing lockdown drills, and then the science teacher had a supersoaker. IF HE CAUGHT YOU IN THE HALL YOU GOT SPRAYED AND SENT TO THE OFFICE. It was wild times
For me in 8th grade (I’m in 9th rn) my history teacher stood next to the door with a fucking musket with a bayonet all the while wearing his cowboy outfit 💀
Bro one time I was grade 9 there was a fire drill the teachers broke the windows and my classmates and the others literally ran like they were in a fricking marathon into the gym, they busted the gates, and the school literally looked like a war zone
The Reason People do the egg position is so a flying object doesn’t hit you tense you covering your neck like if a knife, chair, eraser, or piece of metal hots you in the neck it can get blocked during a tornado.
Theres a few things about the tornado drill, the "Egg Postion" is supposed to protect your brain from incoming debris, however if the funnel enters the school, they're fucked.
Tornado drills actually would work really well, but instead of the hallway, one of those locked up bathrooms would work perfectly and then you just do the same drill from there
@rexypower and @unrealgamer6054 i totally agree. In the event of a tornado, this drill is all we can do i mean what do you suggest we do. drive away, the tornado would throw buses like toys! The egg position away from windows is the only place i would wanna be, besides in a basement of course, but in school this drill saves lives.
(For tornado) survivor here, for the people who have no clue why teachers tell you to do this, it's because your hands covering your head would protect it slightly from debris, meaning that you wouldn't get as injured and have a better chance of surviving
My high school has a different shooter drill and I quote “if a shooter happens to, run as far as you can, and if we can’t run, protect yourself with anything, even if it means hurting the shooter or destroying the school”
Tf they mean "even if it means hurting the shooter" thats literally the best thing if running isnt an option and its gonna be a while til the police get there
A lot of these are pretty accurate, but tornadoes aren’t going to sweep someone into the air especially when you aren’t standing (hence egg position), so it’s mostly to avoid debris, again, hence egg position.
this drill is in place so you are not getting trampled by 30 kids and plus if the fire were in the classroom the teachers wouldn't care what you do. They care about your safety.
Nah bruh here, (it’s an open school so we have separate buildings) we just lien up at the railing, the teacher takes a head count, we head down the stairs, make sure to let other people pass because it’s polite, and slowly line up at the field with our advisories, which is like 20 feet away from the nearest building Yes. Very smart indeed.
Ninye would stop the school shooter with the sheer power and velocity of his mystical thug shake, the shooter will be awed at the spectacle of Ninye doing the thug shake.
For people who dont know why we go into that position during a tornado drill, its to protect your neck from being impaled by incomming class being thrown everywhere, at least thats what i was told
Fr and to the people still think its safe how about we ask moore what happened when they tried that in 2013 (spoiler alert the ef5 wedge made the school collapse)
Fire drill rules: 1: do not take personal belongings, unless your the teacher 2: do not run, or you will be sent to the back of the line 3: do not move out of your alphabetical ordering, or you will have to hold the teachers hand 4: do not talk, or we will have to go back to the classroom and try again 5: do not phone your parents, because i said so.
My school is the exact opposite when it comes to lockdown drills, they act as if you slightly breath too loud then the shooter is just gonna make a mad dash to the classroom
Some teacher ACCIDENTALLY pressed the security button on their badges and put the whole school in lockdown. A microwave caught on fire on a classroom (idek why bro) and we had to be evacuated out of the school. IN THE RAIN. 💀 Edit: I'm sick from the rain-
During the lockdown drill at my school, we are supposed to hide in PLAIN SIGHT with the lights turned off. Also in one of my science classes, the teacher put a piece of paper called “Safe spot” on where we are supposed to go during a real lockdown basically exposing our location. Thankfully I had that science class in 6th grade and I no longer go to it
My teacher has a book shelf directly by the door its metal and she will move it,she has basebat (she is a soft ball coach) and we will be throwing stuff at them if we cant get away im throwing a whole chair:)
So like tornado and earthquake drills are actually the most realistic scenarios. He already said that hiding under a desk will probably save you The tornado drills, the hallways are most likely the most interior part of a school and being in the egg position with your hands over your neck and head will shield you from debris if it comes to that. So tornado as earthquake should be in A and B
@@superultimatexlrfire462 yes, but that's not what they're trying to protect you from. The school won't be able to really do anything about that but they're still trying to keep you as safe as possible from debris.
@@bigboyjonn Keeping the people safe from debris isn't going to matter if the tornado is tearing through the building or is wider than five of the building's hallways combined
Dang that's cool Anyways, here is a brownie recipe. Ingredients: - 1 cup unsalted butter - 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 5. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir. 1. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 2. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 3. Cool completely, Cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
the tornado drill actually is useful. being curled up in the corner makes you the safest as if a builting were to collapse; odds are the corners are gonna be safer than being in the middle of the halls
I heard from one of my old teachers that an actual fire happened at her old school and that when it happened, they instinctively got in a single file line and quickly made their way out of the building. You may think that fire drills are useless, but if everybody is pouring and rushing out of the school, it causes people to trip and block up the exits and slows the evacuation process.
The biggest problem with fire drills is that they're done so often that kids are desensitized to the fire alarm. When I was in high school, we had an actual fire. From what I heard, it was contained very easily, but the fire alarms started going off during the passing period. Nobody really tried evacuating until a few minutes into the class when the teacher actually gave confirmation that it was a fire. Nobody was really freaking out. In fact, everyone was chill, and we did go out there in a slightly less organized way than we would than a drill, but everyone was still really chill about it, like just another Tuesday. It was boring, but if that happened during a real, big scale fire, then we would fail at the ability to save ourselves.
Real fire - GRAB BAG, GO TO WINDOW, CHUCK IT, or open it/go out door if there is one Intruder - Go to desk, Stand on it, move celling tile, go in with bag, wait for entry, BANGCHHHH kll Tornado - Accept your fate Earthquake - All the earthquakes are further than the opposite side of the state, I'm good!
In my school if the fire alarm goes off you go outside of the classroom and just wait until you get perms to go and you don’t need a stupid little line you just go
Fun fact: in the 60’s they had “nuke drills” where you would hide under your desk for 30 miniutes like thats going to do anything to a nuke. In reality you should try to get away because if your in the direct blast radius you are cooked but if youre not you still have time before the nuclear fallout
Yeah. It's so that if debris falls onto you, it crushes your hands and not your brain. Plus, being in the egg position gives less surface area for debris to fall on in the first place
A teacher told me that the shooting drill isn’t acc helpful and it just makes the shooter slow down while he tries to kill all of us until the cops come💀💀
same, asked my teacher why the drill is so useless she told me that its all they can do about it, like tf you could have easily thought of a better plan bruv
i dont think the purpose of the fire drill is for everyone to line up and slowly walk away from the fire if its right in your face. but if the fire is LITERALLY anywhere other than right in your face, then having a system that makes sure you get all the dumb little kids out of harms way before the curious little buggers go look for the pretty flames and get hurt, it makes a lot of sense. and by having the kids line up alphabetically and therefore assigning each kid except zoey zirhalla a buddy to look out for, then you have a pretty decent system to make sure you got them all out of harms way in an ordered fashion. if Kyle kahill is not where he is supposed to be in the line, then lisa lylan is gonna realize that pretty quickly and will hopefully alert someone. F tier if your classroom is burning, A tier if its in any other room of the building.
I remember we had a lockdown drill in the lunchroom and for whatever stupid reason we sat under the tables. am the guy has to do is walk in and there's just a free killstreak
I don’t know if any other schools do this but at my school fire drills are just get out to the oval they don’t care of you just start running out of the class room as long as you make it out they and get your name ticked off then your good
Explanation: Fire drills: what are yall yapping about though ive seen it. In 5th grade after it was just "get the hell out but don't trample anyone" Lockdown: the shooter is on a time limit until the police whoop them so they are speedrunning checking the lock and moving on
My fire drill is just get into two lines, follow me onto the oval full of flammable grass and do roll call. (The kids at my school are just terrible at walking so they all walk in a blob)
At my school we dont even have fire drills because they probably figured that everyone will just run as fast and as far as they can the second they hear the alarm
As a tornado enthusiast, the tornado drill actually works and heres why: 1. evacuating a tornado is the stupidest thing possible especially when you have 1000 kids to evacuate 2. Getting into that egg position in the hallway is gonna protect you from debree going 150+ mph and staying in the interior part of the school will help stop debree from flying in. 3. Getting down low will actually protect you from being swept up by the tornado as winds are stronger the higher you go up in a tornado.
My old school had us get in a basement of sorts with like concrete walls for tornado earthquake and lock down drills but every ten years they chanvged up the lockdown drill
As a weather enthusiast, I tell you that, the “egg” position IS effective. SOMETIMES, let me explain: the “egg” position is effective if you are in an interior area of the building, protected. The “egg position” effectively protects your head in the case of flying debris and/or glass. While it isn’t going to save your life 100% of the time, it helps instead of sitting there like a bunch of geese lost in Migration.
Dawg if there was actually a fire half the class would jump out the window💀
@MoreRiceEditZytif there was a fire I couldn’t escape because my school thought it’d be a good idea making our school a square so we’d be stuck
@MoreRiceEditZyt count me in boss
@MoreRiceEditZyt me too
I would
I would use someone to cushion my fall😅
My school just tells us that if there’s an intruder, just hurl shit at them. Laptops, desks, that one annoying short kid, ANYTHING.
Which school you going to sounds like they know what they're doing 😭
"RANDOM BULLSHIT GO"
That one sharp scissor: ITS MY TIME
"How to not live in school shooting tutorial"
@@FroilanjrGutierrez How to avoid being in a school shooting
1: be born in ASIA
The fact that you have to be silent during the tornado drill is wild. My friends and I used to say “be quite or the tornado will find us”😂
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Tornado: I CAN HEAR YOU
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They do it so the teachers can hear developments on the walkie talkies
@@nadiabasheer1911?
For me, lockdown drills turns my entire school straight into a full-on horror survival Hide n Seek game but in real life💀
Real my school brings the police to make sure we have good spots
Damn those good ass memories lol, i still remember we did had an actual fire in my school but only to realise its just the tissue paper in the toilet getting burned😂☠️
The only time we actually were in a lock down drill it was because of a cougar, we were stuck in the cafeteria for over an hour.😂
Hear me out: tornado R34 with tornado as Diddy
@@World_Bender we also had to do a lock down cause some random guy was sun bathing on our roof
“Huddling in the corner”
Shooter:free kills I guess
KO
DOUBLE KILL
TRIPLE KILL
UNSTOPPABLE
@ThePurpleJOfficial DaSch00lshǒoter *was killed by* SheriffBob
Lol
They were afk
"Seems like free exp =)"
the nuclear bomb drills that there used to be in the cold war were just like "hide under a desk it will all be ok"
yeah like thats gonna protect you from a portable sun
W
Let's be honest if you're within 3 miles of any nuclear explosion you are literally cooked.
What else would you do? It's a nuke, the best you can do is use something as a shield. Unless you run REALLY fast, we're talking BLUE HEDGHOG fast.
If nuclear war tensions rise again schools should have underground bunkers just in case
@@Jay_woffe Wouldn't it be expensive? there are a lot of schools. Wouldn't the money be used for warring?
Fun fact: the “egg” position is also known as the brace position, which you’re told to go into as it protects your head but it really just gives you a very quick death. (The angle of your head and back causes the spine to snap instantly killing you)
So they want us to die even quickly , man f this shit I am running around the tornado.
Damn
Teacher be making students dies faster than saving the students 💀
its actually ment to protect you from flying debris. If a tornado is going to hit you u cant do anything about it.
Bruh 💀
How we do drills in france:
-Fire drills:Just form a line and get out (no alphabetical order)
-School shooting:Hide under desks,students close the door and put a chair on the door,students close the curtains and windows
Tornado drills:Dosen't exist (from what i know)
-Earthquake drills: Dosen't exist (from what i know)
Ohio
In france,the hidding under desk is so that you don't get harmed when he shoots the window or door
I did earthquake drills when i was little, but I can't remember what we did (i live in france)
why you just dont open windows to escape like thats safer i guess
Answer is: WHO TF JUMPS THAT HIGH? Anyways also death if its down cuz ur alertijg
“Tornado enters school”
Tornado: oh shit, there no one here, and these kids lined up against the hall aren’t there
“Proceeds to leave”
Apparently the reason why you go down doggy style doing a tornado drill is for falling debris whichIs stupid in two different ways one what is the fever body of a child gonna do against a brick wall to you already know the answer
I have the power of 100 likes!
As a oklahoman they put us in the hallway so were far away from windows
What teachers expect to happen
@@BallKrusherPoyo poyo poyoyo. (And I have the strength of the 400th like.)
for lockdown drills, they said we can LITERALLY fight the intruder, if they enter the room, throw sharp things, and attack the hell out of them.
Better than crawling up in a corner and being a easy target
We unleaahin our inner john wick with dis one🗣🔥
Thats the last thing you can do if you dont have any other option
@@JustAGuy2451 lol exactly
@@JustAGuy2451frr,like i can finally stop holding back
In our school the shooting drill we have to go under the table 💀💀
Naw that's even worse somehow
I never had a shooting drill. Just fire. Just wanted to let y'all know idk
Not worse better than everyone in same position that's an easy kill@@ThatGirlWhoDraws1
That's the special case scenario where the fat kid is attacking
Yeah...
AND PUT CARDBOARD ON THE DOORS AND MAKE MORE NOISE THAN AN PLANE
pow pow pow
“yall make this too easy”
In Kansas we have rooms that are dedicated to protecting students from tornados. There was a sign outside the largest one in my middle school saying that it was the tornado room but it also said that the room had “missile grade protection”
Fire drills are fire, i get to miss class
miss class for the last time in ur life😂
Except when you have like 2 days to finish an essay, and the fire drill takes up one of those days
Fire drill is fire, like charcoal fire
and life
@@guruvandananand5426fire drills take like 5 minutes bro 😅
Teacher: There's a fire, please go in a single file line according to alphabetical order.
Zack, Zechariah, and Zoey: 💀
Adam, Andrew, and Anne: 😃
then second letter, dumbass. the last one would be zoey, second last would be zechariah and zack
who the hell is named zechariah
@@9ntcou its just a name with the letter z i came up with + there are like around 5 people in my grade level named zechariah
@@shortposter_amogus i feel bad for those 5 people
I always learn fake drills just for real ones to never happen💀
I've been through an actual school shooting but I didn't listen to my teacher we were suppost to stay all in one corner being quiet but me and my friend went in an opposite corner piled all the desks in front of us pushed the Chromebook cart in front of us and had 911 on speed dial
@@ZenaimK3NThat’s a more smart decision than what the teacher did. It gives you time to get them arrested quickly with calling 911, cause you have protection.
@@ZenaimK3Ndamn glad you survived
Yeah that's because you learn it so that in an emergency you know what to do
I had my schools boiler overheat and it was considered a fire but then we gone inside like a hour later and the halls smelled like boiler exhaust
The egg position in a tornado drill is used because it is more common for a tornado to fling objects that suck. So if it flings... Idk... A cow into the window, our heads and vitals are shielded from the glass, and because we are near the wall, it most likely will not hit us.
They have a new shooter drill called A.L.I.C.E drills and they’re honestly S tier because we get to stack things up against the doorway to “block” the shooter, and get out if we can in any way possible, or we all get something to throw at the shooter to try and distract them if we can’t get out
Bro that sounds FIRE🔥🔥🔥
Fire 🔥
I have those at my school
W
Yeah mine does too and it’s amazing but also my Current Events teacher said she would do that but if they somehow made it three she would beat the shit out of them with a bat
in the case of a school shooting, run in zigzag lines and don’t stop. make sure you have space because if you collide and fall, ur both dead. either wait for police or if your strong team up and try to tackle the shooter (depends on shooters age). this is how my uncle survived a school shooting
It takes too long to break down a door
Wait I do this in fortnite
in 2011 we started doing lockdown drills, and then the science teacher had a supersoaker. IF HE CAUGHT YOU IN THE HALL YOU GOT SPRAYED AND SENT TO THE OFFICE.
It was wild times
BRO THAT SCHOOL SOUNDS SO COOL
that sounds fire
You had the best school bro
**Steps out the class**
Science Teacher: GET WATERED!
Nah that sounds fire 🔥🔥
This is so true like i dont want to deal with alexender and abegnale debating who should go first
Abegnale goes first
My lockdown drills were a thousand times better because my teacher would stand by the door out of sight with a baseball bat 💀
Nah your teacher is smart
For me in 8th grade (I’m in 9th rn) my history teacher stood next to the door with a fucking musket with a bayonet all the while wearing his cowboy outfit 💀
My school does that to😂
@@thejunglecommandoThats wild 😂
@thejunglecommando bro, for real?
Bro one time I was grade 9 there was a fire drill the teachers broke the windows and my classmates and the others literally ran like they were in a fricking marathon into the gym, they busted the gates, and the school literally looked like a war zone
Did they not tell the teachers it was a drill !
@Upstartfir they most likely did. W teacher, that's exactly how you should act during a fire getting out of the building fast and safely.
@@Upstartfir it was simulating a drill
@ytp02763 yea but then why did the teachers do that if they new it was fake
@@Upstartfircuz they wanna make it looks real and not to tell students so they think it’s real and not take it as a simple joke.
**fire drill noises**
Teacher: There is a fire everyone get in a single file line in alphabetical order
Girl named Zoey: 💀
Me who is tyler reed : 💀 (im at the back of my class line
The Reason People do the egg position is so a flying object doesn’t hit you tense you covering your neck like if a knife, chair, eraser, or piece of metal hots you in the neck it can get blocked during a tornado.
Theres a few things about the tornado drill, the "Egg Postion" is supposed to protect your brain from incoming debris, however if the funnel enters the school, they're fucked.
Tornado drills actually would work really well, but instead of the hallway, one of those locked up bathrooms would work perfectly and then you just do the same drill from there
yea my school, most classes go into a locker room, bathroom , or the halway. just to sit.
My school bathroom smells like a Dyno shit
The egg position finna crack (kill me)
Well the reason it’s there is to prevent debris hitting any vital part of your body
@@Rexypoweryea just your spine and back of head (some little hand aint gonna procetc you)
@@jajo83 I don't know what you expect you can't run from a tornado
@@unrealgamer6054 you just accept death
@rexypower and @unrealgamer6054 i totally agree. In the event of a tornado, this drill is all we can do i mean what do you suggest we do. drive away, the tornado would throw buses like toys! The egg position away from windows is the only place i would wanna be, besides in a basement of course, but in school this drill saves lives.
(For tornado)
survivor here, for the people who have no clue why teachers tell you to do this, it's because your hands covering your head would protect it slightly from debris, meaning that you wouldn't get as injured and have a better chance of surviving
"Alphabetical"
Girl named Zoey:
💀
🥓
Isn’t it by last name though
Zhen
🔥
Some people actually disobeys school drills because if they did, theyll just die
If it was ever real i would do my own thing actually (i dont wanna die bro)
@@Kvfuffersure smart move cause you know better than everyone what to do
Ikr?? Why would I trust a drill that experts have made to keep us safe? I'll just trust my own 7 year old instincts thank you very much.
@@darkentity906Because those drills professionals made to “keep you safe” suck ass.
Hide bro the teachers pets attacker
It's a fire drill walk in a alphabetical order the guy named Zach:🗿🗿🗿
he ain’t Zach he’s *Zach* after getting charred
Zoro: 💀 🔥
Zzzz: 🥩🥩🥩
@@monjurulislam7041he becoming the minority after this one
@number1chickenalfredofan who would actually name their kid zzzz tho?
run, fight, hide goes hard
My high school has a different shooter drill and I quote “if a shooter happens to, run as far as you can, and if we can’t run, protect yourself with anything, even if it means hurting the shooter or destroying the school”
Tf they mean "even if it means hurting the shooter" thats literally the best thing if running isnt an option and its gonna be a while til the police get there
my school's lockdown drill says if the shooter enters the class u gotta tackle him
PROTECT THE TEACHER YOU HAVE ONLY LIVED A TINY BIT OF YOUR LIVES
Based
Or “RANDOM BULLSHIT GO”
Honestly thats almost even worse
Uhm, way to assume a WOMAN can't be a school shooter?
Those teachers tink school shooters cant deal area damage 💀💀💀
Dawg we had a fire drill and everybody actin like it’s a real one 😭🙏
A lot of these are pretty accurate, but tornadoes aren’t going to sweep someone into the air especially when you aren’t standing (hence egg position), so it’s mostly to avoid debris, again, hence egg position.
I don't think doing that position won't save you getting crushed by a flying car
@@King-2973-m8jthe egg position is meant for small debris like the small short kid
I’m very grateful that my school does fire drills PROPERLY
Basically we all just run out of the classroom onto the field… (screaming optional) :D
W school
same, but I don't really remember because we never had a fire drill since 2 years
this drill is in place so you are not getting trampled by 30 kids and plus if the fire were in the classroom the teachers wouldn't care what you do. They care about your safety.
@@accccucsurvival of the fittest fr
Nah bruh here, (it’s an open school so we have separate buildings) we just lien up at the railing, the teacher takes a head count, we head down the stairs, make sure to let other people pass because it’s polite, and slowly line up at the field with our advisories, which is like 20 feet away from the nearest building
Yes. Very smart indeed.
In the schools defense (surprisingly) these are like the only things they can do without risking student safety.
Great!
they don't risk safety because all the students are gonna be dead risk free
I don’t know , doing these drills seem pretty risky…
people don’t understand that doing that drill isn’t to try and trick the shooter into thinking the class is empty lmao
@@NootNoot17dawg the shooter is IN THE SCHOOL he will know to check regardless
And another thing with fire drills is we have to stand on grass, the only flammable thing in this situation- 💀
Thanks for the tips man, now I know where to look☺️
Good luck man
Ninye would stop the school shooter with the sheer power and velocity of his mystical thug shake, the shooter will be awed at the spectacle of Ninye doing the thug shake.
Real
For people who dont know why we go into that position during a tornado drill, its to protect your neck from being impaled by incomming class being thrown everywhere, at least thats what i was told
My teacher durning a fire alarm allows us to run down the stairs outside
"Tornado enters school"
Teachers: "Twerk on the damn Tormando"
what😭
"Bro shut up the tornado will hear u- AHHHHH🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️"
The possition for tornado is not to stay still but rather block the debris coming it way. So it just add somewhat protection
Shut up bro no one asked💀
The tornado one hurts my neck 💀
I had a fire drill the other day and im telling you when I saw the smoke i hauled ass like no susan im not burning to a chicken tender today💀
I dont think huddling in a corner is gonna stop the tornado from tearing through the school
That's not the point
What are gonna do
Fr and to the people still think its safe how about we ask moore what happened when they tried that in 2013 (spoiler alert the ef5 wedge made the school collapse)
At my school they fixed the lockdown drill so we just walk in unpredictable patterns in the classroom💀
BRUH 💀😭🙏🥶
So they think if the students do it then the shooter cant shoot at anyone?
Damn💀
I'll try and show at the funeral 😭
@@83ATwo bro is gonna walk around the classroom while theres a shooting 😭🙏
Fire drill rules:
1: do not take personal belongings, unless your the teacher
2: do not run, or you will be sent to the back of the line
3: do not move out of your alphabetical ordering, or you will have to hold the teachers hand
4: do not talk, or we will have to go back to the classroom and try again
5: do not phone your parents, because i said so.
What that's wild😮
During a fire drill٫ teachers expect us to just walk slowly out of the school
@yangao9996
Isnt that the point
THANK YOU BRO I BE SAYING THAT TO EVERY TEACHER IN MY SCHOOL ABT THE LOCKDOWN DRILL
My school is the exact opposite when it comes to lockdown drills, they act as if you slightly breath too loud then the shooter is just gonna make a mad dash to the classroom
The shooter is not Dolores💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Treyvonstorytimefr
Some teacher ACCIDENTALLY pressed the security button on their badges and put the whole school in lockdown. A microwave caught on fire on a classroom (idek why bro) and we had to be evacuated out of the school. IN THE RAIN. 💀 Edit: I'm sick from the rain-
During the lockdown drill at my school, we are supposed to hide in PLAIN SIGHT with the lights turned off. Also in one of my science classes, the teacher put a piece of paper called “Safe spot” on where we are supposed to go during a real lockdown basically exposing our location. Thankfully I had that science class in 6th grade and I no longer go to it
the “egg formation” for tornado drills is actually to save your vital areas from hurled debris
What if we have *multiple* shooter drills so that the attacker doesn’t know which one is happening
smart asl
Damn that's actually genius
nah then not even the students know what to do in the situation
@@iwillchangethislater8237 they can just tell the students
@@gamingwithmeobviously5753 no cause if they dont tell them on time everyone is going to be confused af and start panicking
Glad I don't need to deal with tornado hurricane or earthquake drills here in Vermont
Glad I don’t need to deal with school shooters here in germoney
Thanks didn't know that was the shooter drill
I will use this advice wisely
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My teacher has a book shelf directly by the door its metal and she will move it,she has basebat (she is a soft ball coach) and we will be throwing stuff at them if we cant get away im throwing a whole chair:)
So like tornado and earthquake drills are actually the most realistic scenarios.
He already said that hiding under a desk will probably save you
The tornado drills, the hallways are most likely the most interior part of a school and being in the egg position with your hands over your neck and head will shield you from debris if it comes to that.
So tornado as earthquake should be in A and B
The tornado one won't matter if it literally teras through the building though
@@superultimatexlrfire462 Thats like when these people be saying that laying flat Infront of a tornado will save you
@@superultimatexlrfire462 yes, but that's not what they're trying to protect you from. The school won't be able to really do anything about that but they're still trying to keep you as safe as possible from debris.
@@bigboyjonn Keeping the people safe from debris isn't going to matter if the tornado is tearing through the building or is wider than five of the building's hallways combined
@@superultimatexlrfire462nothing is saving you from a tornado going through your building. You can be saved from it going next to your building though
Dang that's cool Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup unsalted butter
- 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
5. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir.
1. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
2. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 3. Cool completely, Cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
Thanks bro ❤
I don’t know if most RUclips shorts watchers would actually GO OUTSIDE to get the ingredients. That’s truly a gamers worst fear 😨
wow bro everyones laughing
@@PoofyXD Wow , bro I don't remember asking for your opinion
Wow, Bro what a original comment@@OurKingSabre
the tornado drill actually is useful.
being curled up in the corner makes you the safest as if a builting were to collapse; odds are the corners are gonna be safer than being in the middle of the halls
@hystericalgd9497 👆🏻🤓
Tru
It can crush you
@@Treyvonstorytime its safer that being on your feet cus of the angle between you and the wall
What y'all gonna do if the tornado demolishes the walls 💀
The worst time is to get a school trails is when it is in a fun lesson like p.e art extract
Fire drills are valid, in real incidents everyone just panics and they stomp onto eachothers
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Nah w can just run away from the area of the fire dumbdy
Ya fall down. Crawl
@@Kvfuffer*while fighting against massive crowds of dying and panicking children
@@Algorithm-qf6olbro about to get stomped hard
When you are in the egg position your stealth increases to 100 and the tornado can't see you.
I heard from one of my old teachers that an actual fire happened at her old school and that when it happened, they instinctively got in a single file line and quickly made their way out of the building. You may think that fire drills are useless, but if everybody is pouring and rushing out of the school, it causes people to trip and block up the exits and slows the evacuation process.
So if our fire alarm goes off in school Teacher tells us to leave the stuff but if it gets burned we gotta pay for it
The biggest problem with fire drills is that they're done so often that kids are desensitized to the fire alarm. When I was in high school, we had an actual fire. From what I heard, it was contained very easily, but the fire alarms started going off during the passing period. Nobody really tried evacuating until a few minutes into the class when the teacher actually gave confirmation that it was a fire. Nobody was really freaking out. In fact, everyone was chill, and we did go out there in a slightly less organized way than we would than a drill, but everyone was still really chill about it, like just another Tuesday. It was boring, but if that happened during a real, big scale fire, then we would fail at the ability to save ourselves.
Real fire - GRAB BAG, GO TO WINDOW, CHUCK IT, or open it/go out door if there is one
Intruder - Go to desk, Stand on it, move celling tile, go in with bag, wait for entry, BANGCHHHH kll
Tornado - Accept your fate
Earthquake - All the earthquakes are further than the opposite side of the state, I'm good!
In my school if the fire alarm goes off you go outside of the classroom and just wait until you get perms to go and you don’t need a stupid little line you just go
POV me hiding in the corner while my class all huddled up💀💀💀
Fun fact: in the 60’s they had “nuke drills” where you would hide under your desk for 30 miniutes like thats going to do anything to a nuke. In reality you should try to get away because if your in the direct blast radius you are cooked but if youre not you still have time before the nuclear fallout
ah yes, hiding under a table is gonna stop the human equivalent of a neutron star.
@@ZYthefailure exactly its so stupid
It's not defending against a tornado m, it's defending against the stuff falling onto you from the tornado
1 min noice
Yeah. It's so that if debris falls onto you, it crushes your hands and not your brain. Plus, being in the egg position gives less surface area for debris to fall on in the first place
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing exactly
A teacher told me that the shooting drill isn’t acc helpful and it just makes the shooter slow down while he tries to kill all of us until the cops come💀💀
same, asked my teacher why the drill is so useless she told me that its all they can do about it, like tf you could have easily thought of a better plan bruv
@@IsmaelMoualdi-os3kklike what what are supposed to do
@@joshuajones4730 I don't know? Barricade the class? Grab sharp objects for self defense?
bro is in his aizen arc
Kids names Zeke Zordburger:
Kid named Zim:
Kid named Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II:
Kid named Zyra:
@@Piercing_Mitezinvader zim would be screwed
@@anthonykhan1676 indeed
the worst part of the fire drill is you stand on the most flammable substance grass
FR
Yeah in elementary we would stand in the middle of a field
At my school for tornado drills, we have to STAND TOGETHER in a classroom full of WINDOWS (you're not supposed to be near windows during a tornado)
We would get into a hall with mostly glass doors or windows on either side of the hall
Dawg put bro's crack on screen during the tornado drill.
In Australia we gotta hide under the table 💀
Rip
I am so glad my high school learned that the egg position sucks so we now have to huddle in a class with no windows
Same but I’m not in high school but mine still does the same
My school does the same
Nah the egg position though💀
I remenber in elementary school we had to get in an alphabetical line in middle school we just ran and if you dont make it too bad 💀💀
i dont think the purpose of the fire drill is for everyone to line up and slowly walk away from the fire if its right in your face.
but if the fire is LITERALLY anywhere other than right in your face, then having a system that makes sure you get all the dumb little kids out of harms way before the curious little buggers go look for the pretty flames and get hurt, it makes a lot of sense.
and by having the kids line up alphabetically and therefore assigning each kid except zoey zirhalla a buddy to look out for, then you have a pretty decent system to make sure you got them all out of harms way in an ordered fashion.
if Kyle kahill is not where he is supposed to be in the line, then lisa lylan is gonna realize that pretty quickly and will hopefully alert someone.
F tier if your classroom is burning, A tier if its in any other room of the building.
I remember we had a lockdown drill in the lunchroom and for whatever stupid reason we sat under the tables. am the guy has to do is walk in and there's just a free killstreak
Wait lockdown really happened and people died!?
@@CgBtR"we had a lockdown drill" DRILL.
Should have seen the nuclear bomb drills in the 50s
Honestly these drills probably are to make the kids feel more safe rather than to actually prevent them from being hurt.
@@AquaQuokkanuclear drills also protect you from broken windows. Pretty useful
@@AquaQuokka *coughs in children getting panic attacks from lockdown drills*
@@Stella-gm7bo*coughs in radiation poisoning, deafness, blindness, and literal core of the sun level heat*
@@tmstv5561 they have bunkers. The important is to survive the initial blast
Kid named zack - 🔥😭🔥
I don’t know if any other schools do this but at my school fire drills are just get out to the oval they don’t care of you just start running out of the class room as long as you make it out they and get your name ticked off then your good
No earth quake, tornado, or active shooter drills for this guy. Man, I love not living in the US. 😂😂😂
Bro thinks earthquakes are a US only dlc
@@therealtaco7328 Bro also thinks tornados are a US only dlc
@@jasonhimmelsteib2996 no I don’t
@@therealtaco7328 I said that @Hudsonrulez thinks that.
@@therealtaco7328He’s talking about Hudsonrulez and he’s backing you up
Explanation:
Fire drills: what are yall yapping about though ive seen it. In 5th grade after it was just "get the hell out but don't trample anyone"
Lockdown: the shooter is on a time limit until the police whoop them so they are speedrunning checking the lock and moving on
No, fire drills we have to get into a single file line
My fire drill is just get into two lines, follow me onto the oval full of flammable grass and do roll call. (The kids at my school are just terrible at walking so they all walk in a blob)
Its crazy how many drills u got in America here in italy we got only fire and earthquake drills💀
When you only have fire drills cuz you don't have shootings, earthquakes or tornados
At my school we dont even have fire drills because they probably figured that everyone will just run as fast and as far as they can the second they hear the alarm
Bruh in Europa you only have fire drills, tf are school shootings💀
Lol, same
They're school knifings but with guns
@ gabethegreat7678
Naaaah I’m dying😭
Yea, I can relate
In Philippines we only have earthquake drills (very very likely because of the country's geography)
As a tornado enthusiast, the tornado drill actually works and heres why: 1. evacuating a tornado is the stupidest thing possible especially when you have 1000 kids to evacuate 2. Getting into that egg position in the hallway is gonna protect you from debree going 150+ mph and staying in the interior part of the school will help stop debree from flying in. 3. Getting down low will actually protect you from being swept up by the tornado as winds are stronger the higher you go up in a tornado.
My old school had us get in a basement of sorts with like concrete walls for tornado earthquake and lock down drills but every ten years they chanvged up the lockdown drill
Let’s start a petition to add a safe room or bunker into every school for lockdowns tornadoes etc with food for a month
the tornado just rates our gyatts from 1 to 10 and only picks up the high levels
wish i had seen all of those gyatts😢
Bro 💀
Atleast give credit to chains
As a weather enthusiast, I tell you that, the “egg” position IS effective. SOMETIMES, let me explain: the “egg” position is effective if you are in an interior area of the building, protected. The “egg position” effectively protects your head in the case of flying debris and/or glass. While it isn’t going to save your life 100% of the time, it helps instead of sitting there like a bunch of geese lost in Migration.