Hitman 2: Twice The Men, Double The Bald
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2023
- Get ready for a thrilling and flirtatious adventure as we dive into the world of Hitman 2 like never before. In this captivating video, we take on the role of Agent 47 and show you how to unleash your charm and seduction skills to their fullest potential. So sit back, grab your controller, and get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey that blends the worlds of espionage and flirtation in the captivating Hitman 2!
Join us as we navigate the intricate levels of Hitman 2, strategically using our charisma and wits to manipulate NPCs and gain the upper hand. From seductive disguises to irresistible banter, we demonstrate the art of flirting and how it can be used to achieve our objectives.
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Live footage of lucia’s voice actor playing hitman 😱😨
Ambatukam
Damn i got pinned by lucia’s voice actor 💀
@@Himself028damn that's
Millions to one
This is truly a morbillion chance of happening
@@StrangeSeatbillions to 1
As a bald man, I can confirm this is my life.
As a another bald man i can also confirm this
as a non-bald man i can confirm that i do not hit on men
as a half bald man i can confirm this is my future life
@@John-li6sk❤❤
All bald men are like this?!?!
I'm glad to see Matto enjoying the dialogue. A very underrated part of these games are the dialogue, it's super funny
why do y’all call him matto
@@cashletic Why not
@@cashletic Just something traditional, just like he says friendo and doggo.
Especially the one on Paris with the dialogue between a mother and son that is hella weird lol
@@Phanium One of my personal favorites are
"Isn't that poisonous"
"Yes"
"Should I be concerned?"
"I'm not"
As a hitman speedrunner, this has been the simultaneously the most horrible and the most funniest 1 and a half hour of my life keep it up
I've only briefly played hitman and I agree with this
I spent "only" 100 hours in the game but yeah, this is both painful and entertaining
I love this “hitting on men” series, Please hit on some more men.
Ayooo
Pls hit on me
As a Hitman speedrunner i can confirm that this is 100% the right way to play Hitman
Yes, I also like to hit men
Fellow speedrunner here yes he is doing it correct
As also a hitman Speedrunner he has runs almost as fast as mine
Hitwoman
Playing badly?
I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you
0:00 Intro
0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay)
4:22 Slideshow in-between missions
5:32 The Finish Line (Miami)
13:52 Slideshow in-between missions
14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna)
27:04 Slideshow in-between missions
28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai)
40:12 Slideshow in-between missions
41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek)
53:22 Slideshow in-between missions
55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil)
1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions
1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York)
1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions
1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island)
1:27:12 Final Cutscene
I know they're supposed to be cutscenes in-between the missions but come on, they're slideshows
Help people?............. Play Hitman 2?............. Liked
Bro you should make another collection of timestamps but this time for the hilarious memes in this video (so many)
"Hector, she was cheating on you by sleeping with the fish" thats good one😂
The "Burn wood" joke caught me so off guard, I actually started laughing out loud 🤣
4:46 this one made me laugh way harder than it should've
It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place.
Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched RUclips and played games.
I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅
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I like the subtle jokes the editor puts in, like the discord calling/joining sounds at 53:52
I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.
Love how Matt punches people in crowds, leaves a dozen witnesses, and gets into a gunfight in the street and wonders why he has 0 stars lmao
Yeah also he constantly kills non targets for no reason
14:40 had me in tears bro lmfao
54:13 idk who edited this but the fact that he color graded knuckles and added a shadow is awesome, the little details is what makes a good edit
I said this on the last Hitman video, and I will say it again. This is one of the best videos on the internet.
Mr. Viper, it would mean the world (of assassination) if you wore a bald cap and shaved for the Hitman series, become bald for us.
25:49 matto I'm sure you pay your editors well, but they need a bonus for that alone, literally killed me
fun video, 'What I've Done' at the end was so funny
Mr. Viper: Rage at 1 star result
Also Mr. Viper: Procees to wipe entire neighborhood
As a hitma myself I can confirm that Matt is good at Hitman 2
What an amazing video. The combination of Matto in a good mood, cracking jokes, Hitman being hilarious, and great editing. Thank you, Matto!
1:16:35
@@IsaAgent47.1what
The dedication put on these edits is fantastic. I really LMAO with this series. Thanks, man.
These edits are fantastic.. loved the subtle half life sound after the crowbar and the portal dialogue after the rat poison.. kudos to you man
Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.
5:32 Love the GTA Vice City theme song there.
the editing in these videos is so good, i love how its minimalistic in some aspects but enhances the viewers experience its great
9:24-9:33 funniest bit I’ve ever seen from Hitman
Ah yes. Sleeping with the fishes. The best way someone can cheat on you.
Matto has too be some Lovecraft style monster to be alive for at least 800 years
Watching a film on Friday evening? NO! Watching Matto play hitman for 90min? YESS
Would love if Darkviperau played the other Hitman games like blood money and contracts.
Given the Darkviper style
He probably gonna play Absolution just to screw with the chat
15:01 Is that an oceangates reference? Matto out here predicting the future.
that hl alyx ending ost at the end.
59:00 You are mostly correct about the suppressor thing! Unless it's a sub sonic round, there's always gonna be a bang
15:00 They predicted the Titanic submarine implosion
Bald Matto is probably the most blessed cursed thing I've ever seen
I believe what you're looking for is blursed.
He looks like triple H from WWE a little bit hahaha
He just looks so familiar
He sexy asf
Next time he shaves it’ll be his head. #hopeful
27:20 Hey! That's me! (Good Video ) Having sunk hundreds of hours into the trilogy it's cool to see people experience it for the 1st time.
The decision to use Vice City music over the Miami intro was brilliant.
Matt I have an idea. Try and get all of the shovels in hitman 2 in the fastest way possible. I call it Shovel%.
I just realized the guys in the museum said the artifact was recovered by Blake Nathaniel
sounds suspiciously close to Nathan Drake 💀😂
I love how he used the Vice City theme in the miami mission
We need you to play hitman 3 now!
that vice city music for the miami intro was gold.
As a veteran HITMAN player since 2016 this is how you HITMAN correctly
Can’t wait for him to see Florida man in Berlin when he does his hitman 3 play through
These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.
"Not sure how that was meant to be done, but this works" Is the best phrase to describe this game haha
just wanna say that hitman has alot of replay value, if you really liked a level id reccomend you replay it, its really fun learning the ins and outs of each location and theres tons of different things packed into each place
Matto, this editor deserves a raise!! Editing style is awesome 😮
40:25 had me dead. Whoever is editing these nowadays is great.
The NordVPN joke killed me, fantastic.
"rip bozo"
-Diana, 2077
watching matto play one of my favourite games is so fun yet so painfull
The title on this video is amazing. i really love it.
1000 IQ Title.
Matt PLEASE try and speedrun this game, i think you'd love it
16:00 is the most legendary moment ever 😂 😂
I LOVE that mattos loves to add metal gear theme songs in his videos
Patiently waiting for Hitman 3 :)
The Game Devs: its a stealthy game
Matto: Stealthy?
As a swede, the ICA background with the narration about assassin's working for ICA very nearly had me needing to clean off a mouthful of coffee from my screen. I used to work for their largest competitor in Sweden for 16 years, guess that's why I was never really that successful as an assassin. 😂
The ICA store caught me offguard aswell 😂
I need more of hitmen
As a Hitman speedrunner(actually am) you easily wiped every run I’ve ever done
Incredible video! Editing was excellent and Matt was really inspired!
I have no idea how he manages to still be entertaining after 90% of the time he resorts to shooting his target instead of doing it the „interesting” way
clicked so fast I wanted another hitman video I’m so happy 😂
101% confirmed lucia voice actor will voice act in Hitman also
Yes!!! I made it to bits of this stream was excited to see the edited video!!
Just a small funfact for you: You might have noticed that Hitman 2 had movies for cutscenes, while Hitman 2 only had (mostly) still images with spoken lines. That is down to the fact, that Hitman 2 had a much lower budget then 1, because IOI Games weren't doing too good at the time they made Hitman 2 and they even thought about canceling it, which they luckily didn't do. But basically the cutscenes from Hitman 2 are improved scetches of how the cutscenes were planned to look, if they would have been made the way they were originally planned.
matt having no idea that unconscious people inside crates dont wake up is the sole reason he wasnt getting at least 1 star
Can't wait for Hitman 3, really like your playing the Hitman series. Love to see you try and speedrun this game as it can be a lot of fun :D
yea waiting for this one! You have to play the whole games. Beatiful video as always❤
Ai voice over Minecraft gameplay segway killed me, great edits as always Matto
The best darkviperau video, keep it up man
The jokes will Robert Knoks had me nearly dying from the laughter
The editing is on another level
I watched the vods, glad the video finally came out.
Man, the vice city theme fits like a glove
YEES i loved the first video, I'm hyped for this one
Awesome video! Love the meme edits, especially the Linkin Park ending!
As a man, who created Hitman, this is the exact way to play hitman
Ending with what I’ve done was an amazing touch
Awesome video! Looking forward to Hitman 3
YES FINALLY. I loved the first hitman,, great to see it back!
I have seen HitMan speedruns. I would love to see MAT start doing this as well. It is so satisfying
Easily one of my most favorite games of all time.
Lost track of how many times I played it through, but I do know it never got boring.
Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible
I feel like these ARE the unintentional worst ways possible
No lmao, the way Matt plays is the unintentionally worst way possible. He tries to play it like GTA when it is not even close the being similar to it.
Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally.
Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well.
Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.
I've long waited for this :)
NOW HITMAN THREEEEEE
LET'S GOOOOO
I loved the first Hitman video!
5:32 is perfection
Another upload this guy is a legend🎉🎉
0:21 as a swede, i consider the background the funniest thing ever.
Yeah no shot
The video should have been called "Twice the Men, Double the Bald", because then the title would have been a star wars reference
Hmm I like it
I love how Matt will attack anyone without question hahahaha
Nice! Hitman 2 is one of my favourite games and it is great to watch you play it hahah, wasn’t expecting that.
51:22 I died when you shout "BUY THE HOUSE!"
Good job to whoever did the editing on this. Pretty amusing :)
This was hilarious. Thank you, Matto. It made me laugh so hard and find a reason to keep living
The Glazing is crazy
*Needs a loud distraction
*Silently kills everyone instead
"They're distracted... by being dead."
That was more than amusing enough for the day lol.
Matto like: "Screw this game, I'll go play Super Mario, that game atleast gives me stars"