I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you 0:00 Intro 0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay) 4:22 Slideshow in-between missions 5:32 The Finish Line (Miami) 13:52 Slideshow in-between missions 14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna) 27:04 Slideshow in-between missions 28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai) 40:12 Slideshow in-between missions 41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek) 53:22 Slideshow in-between missions 55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil) 1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions 1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York) 1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions 1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island) 1:27:12 Final Cutscene
I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.
Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.
It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place. Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched RUclips and played games. I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅 ❤❤❤❤
Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible
Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally. Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well. Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.
These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.
As somebody who doesn't speedrun hitman and only plays it casually, I can confirm you are the fastest speed runner of this game based on this gameplay.
48:52 she thought you were a bodyguard so she reported your kill to you so you could find the person responsible. It also happens if you're dressed as police or security, and they don't see you do the crime.
14:18 the reason for the lower grade cinematics is because although the previous game was critically appraised it didn't sell very well, coupled with the game getting dropped by publisher Square Enix, made their budget much smaller for this one. They had to cut corners somewhere, so they did with the cinematics. New publisher WB Games would also drop the game after Hitman 2, so IOI would self publish Hitman 3, with Square Enix publishing physical copies. It's remarkable really that each Hitman game has had a lower budget than the last, but each successive game has sold better and been a better game.
Live footage of lucia’s voice actor playing hitman 😱😨
Ambatukam
Damn i got pinned by lucia’s voice actor 💀
@@Himself028damn that's
Millions to one
This is truly a morbillion chance of happening
@@StrangeSeatbillions to 1
As a Hitman speedrunner i can confirm that this is 100% the right way to play Hitman
Yes, I also like to hit men
Fellow speedrunner here yes he is doing it correct
As also a hitman Speedrunner he has runs almost as fast as mine
Hitwoman
Playing badly?
I'm glad to see Matto enjoying the dialogue. A very underrated part of these games are the dialogue, it's super funny
why do y’all call him matto
@@cashletic Why not
@@cashletic Just something traditional, just like he says friendo and doggo.
Especially the one on Paris with the dialogue between a mother and son that is hella weird lol
@@Phanium One of my personal favorites are
"Isn't that poisonous"
"Yes"
"Should I be concerned?"
"I'm not"
I love this “hitting on men” series, Please hit on some more men.
Ayooo
Pls hit on me
I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you
0:00 Intro
0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay)
4:22 Slideshow in-between missions
5:32 The Finish Line (Miami)
13:52 Slideshow in-between missions
14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna)
27:04 Slideshow in-between missions
28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai)
40:12 Slideshow in-between missions
41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek)
53:22 Slideshow in-between missions
55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil)
1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions
1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York)
1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions
1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island)
1:27:12 Final Cutscene
I know they're supposed to be cutscenes in-between the missions but come on, they're slideshows
Help people?............. Play Hitman 2?............. Liked
I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.
The "Burn wood" joke caught me so off guard, I actually started laughing out loud 🤣
I like the subtle jokes the editor puts in, like the discord calling/joining sounds at 53:52
4:46 this one made me laugh way harder than it should've
Love how Matt punches people in crowds, leaves a dozen witnesses, and gets into a gunfight in the street and wonders why he has 0 stars lmao
Yeah also he constantly kills non targets for no reason
54:13 idk who edited this but the fact that he color graded knuckles and added a shadow is awesome, the little details is what makes a good edit
I said this on the last Hitman video, and I will say it again. This is one of the best videos on the internet.
Mr. Viper, it would mean the world (of assassination) if you wore a bald cap and shaved for the Hitman series, become bald for us.
Mr. Viper: Rage at 1 star result
Also Mr. Viper: Procees to wipe entire neighborhood
What an amazing video. The combination of Matto in a good mood, cracking jokes, Hitman being hilarious, and great editing. Thank you, Matto!
1:16:35
@@IsaAgent47.1what
The dedication put on these edits is fantastic. I really LMAO with this series. Thanks, man.
9:24-9:33 funniest bit I’ve ever seen from Hitman
These edits are fantastic.. loved the subtle half life sound after the crowbar and the portal dialogue after the rat poison.. kudos to you man
Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.
25:49 matto I'm sure you pay your editors well, but they need a bonus for that alone, literally killed me
It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place.
Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched RUclips and played games.
I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅
❤❤❤❤
As a hitma myself I can confirm that Matt is good at Hitman 2
the editing in these videos is so good, i love how its minimalistic in some aspects but enhances the viewers experience its great
I love looking away and just hearing.
*Intro map music*
"THAT is (Target name)"
*Instant gunshot*
*Chaos*
*Minute 1 of gametime reached*
Tack!
"Hector, she was cheating on you by sleeping with the fish" thats good one😂
Watching a film on Friday evening? NO! Watching Matto play hitman for 90min? YESS
59:00 You are mostly correct about the suppressor thing! Unless it's a sub sonic round, there's always gonna be a bang
Matto has too be some Lovecraft style monster to be alive for at least 800 years
27:20 Hey! That's me! (Good Video ) Having sunk hundreds of hours into the trilogy it's cool to see people experience it for the 1st time.
The video should have been called "Twice the Men, Double the Bald", because then the title would have been a star wars reference
Hmm I like it
Ah yes. Sleeping with the fishes. The best way someone can cheat on you.
15:07 had me on the fucking floor😂😂😂 lmafaoo😂
Matto, this editor deserves a raise!! Editing style is awesome 😮
The decision to use Vice City music over the Miami intro was brilliant.
40:25 had me dead. Whoever is editing these nowadays is great.
Bald Matto is probably the most blessed cursed thing I've ever seen
I believe what you're looking for is blursed.
He looks like triple H from WWE a little bit hahaha
He just looks so familiar
He sexy asf
Next time he shaves it’ll be his head. #hopeful
"rip bozo"
-Diana, 2077
51:22 I died when you shout "BUY THE HOUSE!"
"Not sure how that was meant to be done, but this works" Is the best phrase to describe this game haha
5:32 is perfection
As a man, who created Hitman, this is the exact way to play hitman
15:01 Is that an oceangates reference? Matto out here predicting the future.
5:32 Love the GTA Vice City theme song there.
15:00 They predicted the Titanic submarine implosion
Well, definitely didn't expect automation's music on a video like this
16:00 is the most legendary moment ever 😂 😂
Would love if Darkviperau played the other Hitman games like blood money and contracts.
Given the Darkviper style
He probably gonna play Absolution just to screw with the chat
0:21 as a swede, i consider the background the funniest thing ever.
Yeah no shot
Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible
I feel like these ARE the unintentional worst ways possible
No lmao, the way Matt plays is the unintentionally worst way possible. He tries to play it like GTA when it is not even close the being similar to it.
Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally.
Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well.
Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.
5:34 Lucia’s voice actor playing gta 6 😱😱😱
I paused at 40:25 and came back a day later and scared myself.
23:55 "with the wind in my hair... oh I have no hair nvm" 😂
These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.
The jokes will Robert Knoks had me nearly dying from the laughter
The NordVPN joke killed me, fantastic.
As a veteran HITMAN player since 2016 this is how you HITMAN correctly
Matto like: "Screw this game, I'll go play Super Mario, that game atleast gives me stars"
fun video, 'What I've Done' at the end was so funny
As someone who sunk
Hundreds of hours into hitman, this physically hurt me
The Game Devs: its a stealthy game
Matto: Stealthy?
As somebody who doesn't speedrun hitman and only plays it casually, I can confirm you are the fastest speed runner of this game based on this gameplay.
As person who never played Hitman before, but seen the previous episode, I can confirm this is the right and most optimal way to play hitman.
48:52 she thought you were a bodyguard so she reported your kill to you so you could find the person responsible. It also happens if you're dressed as police or security, and they don't see you do the crime.
Can’t wait for him to see Florida man in Berlin when he does his hitman 3 play through
Ai voice over Minecraft gameplay segway killed me, great edits as always Matto
15:01 bro did hitman predict the future?
I've long waited for this :)
NOW HITMAN THREEEEEE
14:18 the reason for the lower grade cinematics is because although the previous game was critically appraised it didn't sell very well, coupled with the game getting dropped by publisher Square Enix, made their budget much smaller for this one.
They had to cut corners somewhere, so they did with the cinematics.
New publisher WB Games would also drop the game after Hitman 2, so IOI would self publish Hitman 3, with Square Enix publishing physical copies.
It's remarkable really that each Hitman game has had a lower budget than the last, but each successive game has sold better and been a better game.
Interesting so that's why some things seemed off for no reason
I love how he used the Vice City theme in the miami mission
that vice city music for the miami intro was gold.
watching matto play one of my favourite games is so fun yet so painfull
46:19 Im surprised he didn't immediately die when that song started playing
The editing is on another level
matt having no idea that unconscious people inside crates dont wake up is the sole reason he wasnt getting at least 1 star
I love how Matt will attack anyone without question hahahaha
1:11:56 amazing initial D joke. Smash
Matt is truly the Hitman of all time.
When he was eliminating Andrea, he hit her head on the wood and I got an ad 😂😂😂
53:17 ngl I expected the old mario stars lol
*Needs a loud distraction
*Silently kills everyone instead
"They're distracted... by being dead."
That was more than amusing enough for the day lol.
5:33 did anyone else notice gta vice city theme
33:57 this hurts me on a physical and emotional level.
3:57 LOL
Loved the joke with the ICA and the Swedish supermarket (I live in Sweden so I laughed)
Anyone else think those guards sounded like Trevor?
YEES i loved the first video, I'm hyped for this one
5:09 HE IS FLIPPING US OF!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Love from Greece!!!
Easily one of my most favorite games of all time.
Lost track of how many times I played it through, but I do know it never got boring.
15:10 The sequel to cocaine just dropped. Cocaine 2: Electric Boogaloo
I was dead laughing with the vice city theme playing in the background at Miami assassination Intel
4:06 pirates Of carribean quote
Honestly after Hitman 1 i finally got used to how you play and never judge it again
i watched this offline at work and god damn you for 1:21:54
i had to leave the office and catch my breath
15:00 is it just me or does that thing looks like that Titanic submarine
Bro is on his way to become the best Hitman speedrunner of all time
Matto, a true gamer. Shaving your head for a thumbnail. Respects.
This truly is the only correct way to play hitman.
hitting on people with ducks
I have seen HitMan speedruns. I would love to see MAT start doing this as well. It is so satisfying
I LOVE that mattos loves to add metal gear theme songs in his videos
16:13 😂😂😂😂