Watching Florencio play is like watching someone do something incredibly dumb and dangerous, then convincing his mate to join in and the mate ends up setting himself on fire. You can see what is coming from a mile away, you know it's gonna be horrifying, but you can't look away.
USPS can't find my house so they just leave something in the mail claiming they came and knocked, I literally stood at the mailbox one day and they HANDED me that letter because they didnt even bring the fucking package.
Neeb was over and Flo definitely had guac all over his hands because he was super fucking with his opponents head over staying on top of his "build". His toss timings and transitions can be down right stupid amazing, but this game was full on play with his food not annihilate it. I fucking love it!
About the delivery rant, we had a driver leave a note that they couldn't tell what the address for the house was because our house is set back from the road, but we literally have a giant stone obelisk with the numbers on it sitting by the road haha
Lets be real... Mercedes Benz brand is named after the daughter of one the blokes who started the brand... Mercedes... lol its a girls name BEFORE its a car name. But i agree about rolex probably having a dora watch
3:35 a lot of the times they dont even knock, they drop the shit and leave and im like "bro, what if i didnt notice" the few times i dont notice and it rains, i get pissed off
Yeah we got Flo making most of them, then we have yorkiepud make a few aswell as myself (TripleHelix) and the rest is usually community based, tweeted at flo and he tags me, stuff like that.
He should try ghost macro. Remember that Terran buildings can fly, and just don't let your opponent see you. A good way to practice it is the base fake. Expand early, then wall off your first base and execute a one-base strategy poorly. Then when it's beaten back, turtle up behind your wall and macro in the corner / your opponent's fourth and build up. When your opponent gets to your wall - which you should have some tanks behind - give a gg. Then fly your main base out of there, drop a 'gg' spray where it was and wait for the enemy to break your wall. Meanwhile, keep building up in the corner (cloaking banshees are very important for watching routes to your base, just don't give them away) and either roll over them when they break your wall, or wait and build up while keeping them confused (at this point, they should realize what's going on and be scouting the map, so it's best to have orbital commands out the wahoo, keep them flying about, and just spam scans to keep track of their armies) planting widow mines in front of them can be fun too, just be careful if you force detection
@@MrRavellon seemed pretty good for a five minute troll to me :P Besides, a cheese shouldn't be reliable - just frustrating for the enemy. Honestly, I only use cheese on ladder to upset/off-balance my opponent's early game and give myself a macro advantage. That said I have pulled off a ghost macro once in unranked - but I would never call it reliable, just fun. And the only time I got it to work, btw, was back in HotS, and I think my enemy actually neglected to get orbitals. Very fun game, ended it with battlecruisers. Much meme. Though it's a heck of a lot of work for five minutes of mild amusement
@@JumnervSolaak a strat is called cheese if it gets completely shut down by being scouted. The point of multilayered cheese is so that enemy scouts the first layer, counters it, assumes he has shut down the cheese and is on the verge of victory and then gets buttfucked by the next layer. Produces extra salt and tears due to brutal crushing of the feelings of triumph. If you can master layering the cheese it can get reliable enough, as Flo clearly proves.
@@JumnervSolaak yes. Regular sized brain can cover his macro with a layer of cheese and raise his chances of victory. Florencio's galaxy brain can cover cheese with a layer of another cheese that is covered in a layer of yet another cheese and pretend that below all that there is solid macro that in actuality is just another sort of cheese. You kinda need galaxy brain to consistently end up in high Masters using this sort of strat.
Eyyy. Mercedes is named after a person... the creators daughter.... what's wrong with naming your child mercedes? Re name the fuhq ing car.... JK.... dom take this seriously... 😎 There is truth in what i said though
Like pig said; not their fault. It is the postage company's job. I have literally been by the door reading a book and they were walking away by the time it took me to stand up and walk 2 meters.
Ah M8 I can tell you're Australian. If I ran into a bunch of guys on coke with broken bottles in an alley I'd draw my weapon and start dropping them before they could close. I once chased a meth head out of my place at the business end of an AK47. When the cops showed up they were like "You know that it's state law that any trespassers after dark can be fired upon. He may have been armed. You need to be more careful next time" *Hint, hint, wink, wink,*
... if only we can have someone casting the game instead of just making pointless stories while half of the game passed ......almost 5 minutes into the video and no mention about the actual game O.o ....
Watching Florencio play is like watching someone do something incredibly dumb and dangerous, then convincing his mate to join in and the mate ends up setting himself on fire. You can see what is coming from a mile away, you know it's gonna be horrifying, but you can't look away.
The thing is Flo will be there taking notes on how he could have gotten his friend to set themselves on fire faster.
So you basically have to disrupt the opponents build order, dragging him down to your realm of chaos - where no light shines.
@@samuelhaines820 Don't forget about the un-upgraded stalker tech switch
USPS can't find my house so they just leave something in the mail claiming they came and knocked, I literally stood at the mailbox one day and they HANDED me that letter because they didnt even bring the fucking package.
Was pretty sure Rolex would have gone for a timing attack
The smell of shit in the air confused them into forgetting what timings even were.
Oooooooooooof
nice
Rip
I have a hunch that PiG drives a Prius lol
Neeb was over and Flo definitely had guac all over his hands because he was super fucking with his opponents head over staying on top of his "build". His toss timings and transitions can be down right stupid amazing, but this game was full on play with his food not annihilate it. I fucking love it!
Haha, Pig's FedEx-rant was hilarious. 😀 Interesting to hear couriers are the same in Australia as in Sweden
Half man half mermaid
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>has 3k minerals
>is facing an air based army
>doesn't make queens
I think the only thing going through his mind at that moment was smoke and error messages
250apm out of 3 brain cells tho!
Holly shit I heard hammering sound outside here at the same time, almost shit miself!
About the delivery rant, we had a driver leave a note that they couldn't tell what the address for the house was because our house is set back from the road, but we literally have a giant stone obelisk with the numbers on it sitting by the road haha
Casio Ford Smith. A realistic American name, if your going for Pig's naming scheme.
Lets be real... Mercedes Benz brand is named after the daughter of one the blokes who started the brand... Mercedes... lol its a girls name BEFORE its a car name. But i agree about rolex probably having a dora watch
3:35 a lot of the times they dont even knock, they drop the shit and leave and im like "bro, what if i didnt notice" the few times i dont notice and it rains, i get pissed off
Me: No
Pig: noue
Who comes up with those thumbnails. The Starcraft arcade game xD
afaik florencio makes these himself ^^
Yeah we got Flo making most of them, then we have yorkiepud make a few aswell as myself (TripleHelix) and the rest is usually community based, tweeted at flo and he tags me, stuff like that.
God, this guy reminds me of old school TLO (SC2 WoL beta times) who invented like half the cheese in this game. Good times.
Ah, nobody remembers the good old days when TLO used to be random :(
03:50 - Are you talking about Dragoon Express? Because I got feelings you are.
Mercedes was a name for a person before the car
Fun fact: The brand mercedes is named after someones daughteren.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz#History
@Jigov: There are always some people who don't know something you see as common knowledge: xkcd.com/1053/
i didn't know that thanks.
man seeing oracles just MELT hydras is satisfying my protoss heart so hard
Lol Sewer Mermaid MORACLES!!!!
I shall name ye “Gshock”
minityper lol
name your kid custody
He should try ghost macro. Remember that Terran buildings can fly, and just don't let your opponent see you. A good way to practice it is the base fake. Expand early, then wall off your first base and execute a one-base strategy poorly. Then when it's beaten back, turtle up behind your wall and macro in the corner / your opponent's fourth and build up. When your opponent gets to your wall - which you should have some tanks behind - give a gg. Then fly your main base out of there, drop a 'gg' spray where it was and wait for the enemy to break your wall. Meanwhile, keep building up in the corner (cloaking banshees are very important for watching routes to your base, just don't give them away) and either roll over them when they break your wall, or wait and build up while keeping them confused (at this point, they should realize what's going on and be scouting the map, so it's best to have orbital commands out the wahoo, keep them flying about, and just spam scans to keep track of their armies) planting widow mines in front of them can be fun too, just be careful if you force detection
Scans will reveal there's a landed orbital. Seems way too unreliable. Not even close to multilayered cheese FLO cooks up.
@@MrRavellon seemed pretty good for a five minute troll to me :P Besides, a cheese shouldn't be reliable - just frustrating for the enemy. Honestly, I only use cheese on ladder to upset/off-balance my opponent's early game and give myself a macro advantage. That said I have pulled off a ghost macro once in unranked - but I would never call it reliable, just fun. And the only time I got it to work, btw, was back in HotS, and I think my enemy actually neglected to get orbitals. Very fun game, ended it with battlecruisers. Much meme.
Though it's a heck of a lot of work for five minutes of mild amusement
@@JumnervSolaak a strat is called cheese if it gets completely shut down by being scouted.
The point of multilayered cheese is so that enemy scouts the first layer, counters it, assumes he has shut down the cheese and is on the verge of victory and then gets buttfucked by the next layer.
Produces extra salt and tears due to brutal crushing of the feelings of triumph.
If you can master layering the cheese it can get reliable enough, as Flo clearly proves.
@@MrRavellon In other words, much like covering early macro by cheesing - except just covering a second cheese instead of macro.
@@JumnervSolaak yes. Regular sized brain can cover his macro with a layer of cheese and raise his chances of victory.
Florencio's galaxy brain can cover cheese with a layer of another cheese that is covered in a layer of yet another cheese and pretend that below all that there is solid macro that in actuality is just another sort of cheese.
You kinda need galaxy brain to consistently end up in high Masters using this sort of strat.
1:25 name your son "playboy"
0:10 in. I am waiting for some "being on the clock" daddy's jokes
The whitest girl I've ever met was called Ebony.
the name Mercedes is older than the car lol
wannabe rolex owner absolutely btfo
Eyyy. Mercedes is named after a person... the creators daughter.... what's wrong with naming your child mercedes?
Re name the fuhq ing car....
JK.... dom take this seriously... 😎
There is truth in what i said though
People are actually calling their daughters Mercedes, because its a name for girls. The car was named after a girl.
No comments about Sparta at 17:50? I'll be the first then.
I dunno what it's like where you are, but here making fun of kids' names is super cool I bet you're a hit at parties
Those couriers have a quota of stops to make or they get written up.
If they wait for you to come to the door, that's a demerit.
Like pig said; not their fault. It is the postage company's job. I have literally been by the door reading a book and they were walking away by the time it took me to stand up and walk 2 meters.
Ah M8 I can tell you're Australian. If I ran into a bunch of guys on coke with broken bottles in an alley I'd draw my weapon and start dropping them before they could close.
I once chased a meth head out of my place at the business end of an AK47. When the cops showed up they were like "You know that it's state law that any trespassers after dark can be fired upon. He may have been armed. You need to be more careful next time" *Hint, hint, wink, wink,*
... if only we can have someone casting the game instead of just making pointless stories while half of the game passed ......almost 5 minutes into the video and no mention about the actual game O.o ....
Thank god its back to protoss, his other races level of play is to trash, sorry flo 😂