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i was doing meth in the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot, then he proceeded to put me in hand cuffs with my penis out and he draged me through the pokie room and all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me and i passed out.
i was doing meth and the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot and with my private parts out he then pick me up by my hair and dragged me through the pokie room all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me saing your have a bit to much to drink even though there was a needle in my arm then i passed out and woke up in a holding cell
i was doing a substance thats starts with m and the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot and with my private parts out he then pick me up by my hair and dragged me through the pokie room all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me saing your have a bit to much to drink even though there was a needle in my arm then i passed out and woke up in a holding cell
Decades ago I was driving to a Doctors appointment, was in the basically empty fast lane passing a long line of cars--also speeding 40 km above the limit--and spotted a space just infront of two very white cars (funny how very white cars are cop cars). Immediately lights and sirens go off on said white cars, so I pull over and roll down my window and begin to apologize. i was on the way to my cancer appointment so the main cop just saw an extremely hairless, bald scranny man apologising for speeding. He proceeded to get upset about my disrepectfully speeding past not one, but two cop cars. Even jumped up and down stamping his feet. Got off with a warning.
I once got arrested for obstruction of police duties and seditious behaviour in Townsville after an argument outsude a nightclub a couple of decades ago. I went to court to challenge the charges, represented myself. I was a pierced, long haired hippy studying marine biology at JCU at the time. I read out a definition of sedition and then challenged the prosecutor and police lawyers to justify arresting, locking up and charging a hippy for trying to overthrow the government when he spends his time counting corals and trying to get laid on a Saturday night. Everyone in court laughed, including the prosecutor. The judge scalded the prosecution and told me to keep my rioting to a minimum 🤣🤣🤣 Felt fucking glorious!
Idk if this counts but here in Toronto Canada we have some really strict public transit cops. I was taking the streetcar (basically a tram) to a friend's place and, being short on change, didn't pay for the ride. Kids 12 and under ride free, I was 17. Wouldn't you know it, the one time I don't pay they do a surprise fare inspection. The cops get on the streetcar and start going through, asking people one by one for proof of payment. If you don't have it, you get a hefty fine. I'm sat at the back, praying to whatever God may exist that they don't come up to me, but no such luck. One of them walks over, a big burly brute with his taser in full view, and asks for my proof of payment. I look at him, raise my voice a pitch, and say "I'm 12, sir". He nods, and let's me go. Just goes to show how babyfaced I am, I guess😂
While ticket isnpectors are not part of the police force here, i became quite adept at dodging them in my youth. One time i brushed past one, trying to get off the train before he could get on, or even ask for my ticket XD Worth walking the remaining 10 stops
During the Pokémon GO craze when it first started I got off work at around midnight and was walking home playing the game as I walked. I stopped at the opening to an alleyway to catch a sick Pidgey and looked up at the other end of the alley to see a police cruiser drive past, back up, shine a light down the alley at me and then take off. A few seconds later the same cruiser pulled up next to me while I was still there, the cop got out and asked what I was doing and when I told him I was playing Pokémon he said "I've stopped 3 people tonight doing the same thing. Is this a permanent thing or is this some kind of fad?" The only thing running through my mind at that moment was the phrase "This is your life now" I wonder how many people he stopped that night in total
@@weagles_fan7467 it was roughly between 11pm and midnight ish my job wasn't the best and was completely random when I got off plus this was a WHILE ago so i don;t remember the fine details. I do know it was probably a strange thing to see someone standing alone in a dark alley way looking at their phone in the middle of the night tho XD
I'm Brazilian and used to live in a small town that was the midway point for trafficking drugs. I never had any run in with police or drug traffickers in my 20 years living there. I moved to Canada and in 3 months there, I hear an explosion, I go outside in my suburban midclass "american dream" home and I'm met by a cop in full tactical gear shouting at me to go back inside. Turns out my neighbors were cooking meth Braking Bad style inside that home. And I watched by the window as they dragged out tons of money, guns, and lab equipment. Talk about irony...
While doing a job servicing smoke alarms in rental properties, I was in Tully Qld waiting to do a job, and was having a cigarette while waiting for the time to start the job. A full police car pulled up beside me. The police officer driving asked me what I was doing, and I responded that I was here to service some smoke alarms. This officer then questioned the fact that I was smoking but was doing smoke alarm servicing implying I am contradicting the job I was doing. My response to him was "Well I bet you eat bacon". The rest of the officers burst into laughter, and he quickly drove away.
Your one liner was gold, but his stupidity on not knowing Smoke Alarms, generally aren’t for the purpose of detecting Cigarette Smoke, just made it even better XD
I almost got away from a police chase I didn't know I was in. I'm Dutch, so this high-octane police chase story is all on bicycles. I was pulled aside in the middle of nowhere by a cop on a bicycle. I had no clue what it was about, but didn't get any answers as the guy was totally out of breath. I waited a bit, as his partner arrived, looking like he was ready to taser me to back up his buddy. Turns out, I had ran a red in front of a police station about 10 minutes earlier (empty roads, nobody ever stops for that light), and from the pace I had they deduced I was running away and must have been carrying drugs or something. I was just doing my usual pace, listening to music and daydreaming a bit. They were so deflated, I basically had to console them and pat them on the back. It was the weirdest and most awkward ticket I ever got.
imagine finally catching up to someone while being completely out of breath and they just stand there confused not even breathing heavy lol. Was it an electric bike or did they just have shit cardio compared to you?
@@kaischreurs2488 yeah, it was just shit cardio I suppose. I wasn't cycling as a sport back then, but did about 20-30km on a daily basis, all at ADHD "its boring to take it easy" speeds. Still, they were terrible, lol
I was going on a midnight maccas run with my girlfriend for my birthday. I stop at a stop sign on a hill then turn onto the main road and go down the hill, halfway down a cop car enters the main road and starts tailgating me with their high beams on. We go about 3 minutes down the road like this until we come close to passing the police station, when they suddenly turn their lights on and pull me over. This grouchy female cop comes out and begins to tell me she pulled me over for not stopping at the stop sign. I point out to her that not only was I stopped there longer than usual because my GF and I were debating about Star Wars, but that there’s no way she could have seen me at that stop sign regardless because of where she came from. She then takes my license, goes and sits in her car for 30 minutes, comes back and says happy birthday and that she’ll “let me off this time”
I got pulled over once and the cop said him and the other cop in the car saw me talking on my phone when I explained that I had a hands free set up and my boyfriend has been using my phone he looked at my boyfriend and said "okay I didn't see him there, I'll let you off this time and breath tested me" I feel like if I was alone in the car they would've tried to fine me. 🤦🏻♀️
Was in Toorak with a mate, ripping cones in my parked car. We were in a cul de sac that was over looking the city and the view was pretty solid. Ab an hour in, around 11ish, we got hit by the lights of Jesus himself, a cop car had pulled up through the gates behind us and had lit every fken light they had like we were suspects on the run from a helicopter. They pulled up next to us as we were stuffing the glassy under the seat, low key shitting ourselves as they got out. One of em walked straight to the window, which was open and he goes; Well, Well, Well, I know what's going on here. We're both just sitting there like well, can't really do shit, guess we're fucked. Then he said, I ain't gonna search your car because we know exactly what we're gonna find, just make sure you walk home and pick the car up tomorrow. They got into their car and drove off... big up vic police. Went back the next day and drove home, no tickets, no nothing. Either some cops are just chill or they were wondering if we were some rich kids they just didnt wanna fuck with, I'll never know.
I was being questioned by a couple cops and one told me to sit in the back seat of his car. He didn't realize his patrol rifle. Bulletproof vest and laptop were in there. I literally kept tapping on the window for like 5 minutes. And he opened the door so mad about to yell at me and I was like your rifle. Your bulletproof vest in your laptop or right there Didn't even thank me.
I have only been pulled over 6 times in my life. 5 were by the same cop, at the same time, in the same week, at the exact same spot on my way home from the gym. The 6th was a year later by the same cop on my way home from work. He said "it's fucking you again" and let me go without even breathalyzing me.
When I was a kid the actor who played Frank Gilroy on a country practice told me off for playing on a train carriage and I told him he couldn't tell me what to do because he was a police officer on TV and not a real one.
I got pulled over by a state trooper in Buckatunna, Mississippi. My second speeding ticket ever. I didn't live in the state, was visiting family in Alabama and driving from Colorado. I uh, forgot to pay the ticket. I went a few years later to renew my lisence in Colorado. Turned out there was a bench warrant for my arrest if I interacted with a cop in Mississippi. This was during COVID so I was summoned to a Zoom night court in Mississippi. I somehow got only 3 strikes on my lisence and the court fee. 😅
When I was 5 years old my family took me to the Police Academy and the police showed us were they trained, the instructor said "Any questions", I stuck my hand up and asked "Yeah , were do you train the robbers". Everyone laughed as I looked around still getting no answer. Great video Jordan hat off to you & the hard working cops out there
I have two police interactions, the first when I was little I asked an officer how a breathaliser worked (for context i'm very autistic). the other is when my slightly older kid ass sheepishly asked an officer if I could pet his horse.
I’ve had many interactions with the Cops here in Australia, in two States, and I haven’t generally been doing anything wrong. But I’ll give short interactions, of the more notable times. Ballarat as a Teen, got caught many times drinking, but the best was when they didn’t noticed one of the slabs we had, hiding above the Tunnel we were sitting above. Ballarat again, mid 20’s, Police have to come at like 4pm on Saturday, ask me to turn my Music down a whole 5 Levels on my Surround Sound System, because he wouldn’t get off the phone to them. They weren’t clear, made it seem like if he ever complained again I would be charged, then lost their tempera at me because they weren’t clear. Also Ballarat, early 30’s at a friend’s house, Crackhead neighbour and his brother, are breaking in to the House. The Cops get there and were disappointed that they hadn’t put up much of a fight, as they were looking for some action. Sydney: literally followed me around because I had Victorian Plates, continually Alcohol and Drug Testing me. Defected my Car, even though I was going to have to get a Road Worthy to transfer it to a NSW Registration. The Mechanic said they were petty. I got another Car, NSW Registered, didn’t matter who drove it, they would pull us over and Alcohol and Drug test us, because it was an older Car with Paint damage. Keep in mind, I live in a high Department of Housing Area, never felt more like the Cops wanted to keep me down than I have here in Sydney. Victoria in comparison are so chill when it comes to Poor people and not having New Cars. If I was a Drug Dealer in Sydney, I wouldn’t be driving a Car 20+years old, unless it was done up and looking nice, but sure accuse me of it every single time. I am not a Drug Dealer either haha Best Sydney Story, was actually on the way to get some ganja, the Cops pull me over, Breathe and Drug Test me, search my person and search the Car. Find nothing, send me on my way, and I continued on and picked up my ganja with no issues. So glad I’m on Medical now haha
3 of us went to a friend's house to have dinner with the friend and his mom. The three of us (two 14 year old girls and a 16 year old boy) were hanging out waiting for dinner. The friend and the 16 year old started trying to lock each other out of the house. The 16 year old climbed through a window and a neighbour saw it. The mother serves us spaghetti and says she'll be back after running some errands. The friend also says he'll be back and leaves to visit his girlfriend who lived a block away. So there's three of us eating spaghetti when we hear sirens and yelling for us to vacate the house. I look out the window and there's 2 cops pointing for us to get outside immediately. We step out and the 16 year old gets pepper sprayed in the eyes and us two girls get yelled at to put our hands up. We get sat in the cop car and read the riot act for breaking into the house to eat someone's food. That's when the friend shows up and tells them what happened and laughs his butt off at us. His mom shows up a couple minutes later and is absolutely livid. Especially for pepper spraying a teenager in the eyes for a BS call. No apologies and the cops actually threatened to call all our parents and tell them that we broke into the house anyway. Wankers.
Jesus, you were eating, not robbing the place! Hardly the behaviour of your average burglars... Nick the games console? The telly? Nah, the spag bol. Coppers of the year, right there... 🤦♀️😂
So when I lived Laos for around 6 years I had several run-ins with the cops and them trying to extract a bribe out of me for them to turn a blind eye. They see the foreigner and they think easy money, so it's always a surprise to them when I spoke to them in Lao. One day, I was driving down to the town centre and had my son in the back seat in his baby chair and I was approaching a set of lights when they went amber and it was one of those moments where I was in two minds to either stop or go through. I knew this set of lights had a police box at the side of the road so I decided to hit the brakes and slowly (as I had my son in the back) bring things to a stop at the lights. When I stopped my front tyres had gone over the stop lines and I stuck it in reverse and rolled it back behind the line. However, at this point one of the job worths in the police box had seen I was a foreigner and had dared to go over the line! He came running over to the car and in broken in english started trying to tell me I cannot do that and I need to pull over and go to the box (aka to pay them money) and give them my driving license (which I did). I said nothing and pulled over and headed to the box my Lao wife stayed in the car and left me to it, at this point they were immediately taken back as I began to question them in Lao not English, asking them, what was their problem? I told them I had my son in the back and didn't want to brake hard so I did what I did, and asked them "what should I have done - just run the red light or stop how I did?", they tried to get me "pay money" to get my license, knowing the process I demanded a receipt for the money and license - as the receipt makes it official and they can't pocket the money. I was completely confrontational from off and they quickly realised they weren't getting anything from me and had picked on the wrong foreigner . . after about a 5 minute or so stand-off of them asking for money and me demanding a receipt they sheepishly gave me my license back! I returned to the car and drove off! 😄 Or another time when I got pulled over for speeding at an official speed trap and when you are stopped they take your license and give you a receipt, which you take to the central office, pay your fine and retrieve your license. However, I was prepared, as I had several old expired international licenses in the car and I confidently handed over one of the expired licenses, he took a glance at the English writing and wrote me up my receipt and sent me on my way laughing to myself. I am sure my old license will be floating around in their filing cabinets to this day! 😆
I live in upstate New York. I was driving during a state of emergency due to over 3 feet of snow we got overnight. I have a Toyota Hilux and was drifting for over a mile on main Street. I saw a cop in a Ford edge and a Ford police cruiser. Well I have never run from the cop's before and I was having to much fun to be arrested for reckless driving. I shifted into 4 wheel drive. I took the cop's up this road that goes up the side of a mountain. The first cop to hit a tree was in the cruiser. I saw the airbags deploy a 1/4 mile later the Ford edge went down the side of the mountain about 100 feet and hit several trees. I turned around and saw his airbags deployed it's -10 c outside. The thing about Ford is if the air bags deploy it kills the fuel pump. They had to watch me pointing out the window laughing and calling them lots of profane words. They actually said stop my truck I'm under arrest. Fuck them I know it was about 2 hours before anyone was able to get up the mountain 2 more cop's slid off the road trying to rescue their cop buddies. I watched the cop's trying to get them because I lived at the bottom of the mountain. Just put my truck in the garage. Never got caught.
As a teenager, a few friends and I decided we would do what all delinquents end up doing at some stage each week, go sit in a park at night. There were only a few of us, but what happened next has definitely stayed with all of us to this day and become a topic for debate over the decades. I would like to say that we were not breaking any laws at all, as lame as that makes the story, I am rather certain everyone was completely sober as well. Whilst we were sitting on playground equipment, a pair of lights came crawling up onto the darkened area where we were sitting. A police squad car rolled up in front of us, and out hopped an officer. He asked us if we were having a good night. We simply responded, saying, 'Yeah. We are.' At this point, we thought he must be about to accuse us for something. But he just replied with the cliche, 'Alright. Hope you boys have a good night.' Returned to his squad car and disappeared back the way he came. The thing is, we were in a park that was just across the other side of a lake, the squad car had gone over a pedestrian walking bridge and reversed back out of it. There was no movement we could see except for the linear backwards and forwards. On the opposing side of the lake, where he must have came from, there were bollards in place to stop vehichles being able to go past it. We have revisited the logistics behind this many times since, and none of it works out. The only logical explanation: Ghost Cop™.
Ex NSW cop here, once the car we were using for the shift was making really odd noises and seemed a bit off, Sgt came out to have a look, opened up the bonnet and saw the air intake was being held together with duct tape.. He pretty much just stared back at it and sighed in disappointment. Also went to a concern for welfare/mental health job (repeat caller) for a guy who was in the middle of stabbing himself in the stomach with a butter knife, he was under the belief he needed to get 'something' out of there.
I grew up in a small town, and as a teenager we would need a place to throw parties. We learned from previous generations that you could party at night in the forest off hiking trails. Eventually we were discovered, a neighbor called the police. We where all huddled around a fire drinking when suddenly it became as bright as the middle of the day. About a dozen cops had encircled us and all turned on flashlights at the same time. We of course ran, most of us getting caught. I barely escaped, and when I got far enough away I hid behind a fallen tree and once my heart stopped racing that's when I heard the dogs. They had brought 4 german shepherds to help them, because of course. I waited and in about three minutes one of them found me. Terrified I just stood there waiting for the animal to lunge, but it didn't, it came over to me tail wagging. I then realized I had met this dog multiple times. Apparently the police used the same breading and training facility that my family used. The dog stood by my side for about a minute then took off. I waited a while until I thought the trail was clear and I ran home. Little did I know as a kid, that giving the scary dog some biscuits would save me later.
They used to get trainee cops in Perth to fine people for "walking contrary to the red man", which included going diagonally across big city interactions. A workmate of mine got stopped for this, looked at the cop and said, "You've got to be kidding" and walked off. No repurcussions.
ok so i am a military history nut and and do Historical reenactment of ww2 pacific Australia.( this was 2 weeks after the Christchurch shooting )i went to the servo to get petrol after an event and forgot that my wallet was in my kit so i had to look for it unknown to me the servo bloke or another person saw my belt of .303 blanks and called the cops. 4 police cars and 8 cops and a senior Sargent turn up search my car and pull out my smoke grenades, mortar bomb and other assorted spent ordnance.lucky i had been coming from an event and could prove it as i had the papers with me.i was told to leave immediately and go directly home and make no stops of any kind etc. then 2 days later i was questioned by my local cops. to this day ill never know how i got out of that situation other than i said the right things and had the paperwork with me.
Me & My Dog once got stop in London by 3 Police,they searched me & found a rusty Stanley knife blade ( which I had just found!)..also they found a small bottle of Ammonia & a packet of Indian cigarettes ,called Beedee,s..they look like joints rolled out of leaves..I managed to convince them of the first two items but the weird cigarette things they were convinced were drugs.But when I said Beedees 1 of the Police men remarked he knew about them from the time he was a Hare Krishna devotees..I was then forgotten about whilst his colleagues began a full on vigorous & vocal investigation & interrogation into his Hare Krishna past ( life?) right there on the street…the guy was definitely having a blissful recall of his pre stormtrooper daze ..! Would you Adam & Eve it?
5:14 Hol up, saw this happen in 2020 around Flinders Street during construction and this guy glued to his phone with headphones on just goes through like it was nothing and the cop started yelling the second his foot hit the pavement. Good times.
My dads a cop and he and mum had a bunch of friends over and for about one hour the conversation was “how to grow and sell weed” I learnt a lot of shit, so did my parents friend who im pretty sure a weed farm in their backyard now
I mean, yeah, it does mean it requires less resources in some cases to get someone's text messages. But if you think that buying a phone without an I.D. somehow keeps you anonymous, then I hate to burst your bubble but there are more electronic surveillance/forensic businesses then there are police forces in the world LMAO. But I get it, the illusion that somehow "Da guvment never gonna read my texts" is certainly a lot healthier than think gun ownership is going to do any good against a trillion-dollar armed government coming to turn your town into the Soviet Union or whatever people think is going down.... (You'd be better off getting a Teddy Bear. About just as useful and honestly much cuddlier) For the record though. They can't just "look" at your texts. They need warrants. And trust me, any Australian who REALLY has anything to fear is using high end encrypted phones such as the ones bikes and organized criminals use. As for anyone else, well let's just say my experience tells me the government don't give 2 shits about what you are writing about them. I mean 1st hand experience. And to be even more blunt, if you honestly have a legitimate fear of the Australian Police Services looking into your phone, I'm gonna say they probably have a legitimate reason to care. (I'm not talking about them reading your texts about that secret gay hookup you meet at the toilet block at the local park, or your latest manifesto into how 5G radiation is somehow mutating your goldfish into converting to Islam) Maybe some cops have overstepped the mark. I wouldn't call that a police issue, i'd call that a "clearly someone who was bullied at school and became a cop to get back" issue. That's why instead of crying about it on Facebook, if it happens you have legitimate recourses.
They can’t just decide to at any point in time look at Phone Messages, they need a legal reason to get them from the Phone Company. So they would’ve found the phone number during their investigation, they’ve done a search on the number, and then gone and talked to the owner of the number. We don’t have Burner Phones, we used to be able to just buy a Sim with no ID, now a Form has to be completed and ID must be shown, been like that for at least 12years. It’s because Australia takes Crime very seriously, particularly Organised Crime, so they wanted to be able to track who was doing what; burner phones and the like prevented that.
Sold a bunch of phones with no form filled. Fuck the extra paperwork. Fuck the police. I'm not getting paid by the govt to collect forms. 20 bucks a form stipend and I'll consider it Otherwise the coppers can earn their pay
My brother, myself, and our two friends, K & T, got taken to a fire station by some cops. We were at some meet-up for software engineers (thrilling, I know) that my dad was attending and we got bored, so we screwed off outside. My brother and I had been here before and we were lookin' for something to do, so he decided to show us where he'd pissed on a dumpster next to a nearby church because we were, at the time, a quartet of dumbass teenagers. Out of god damned nowhere, two cop cars come practically screeching into the parking lot. A bit weird, but whatever, cops gonna cop. It was then that they told US to freeze. We're obviously confused as hell, wondering what the crap's going on because we were just wandering around outside tryin' to find something to do. The cops start tearing into us, askin' us where we've come from and what we're doing in the parking lot of a strip mall in the middle of the night. We told 'em the truth: here with my dad, engineer meet-up, bored, and so on. They refuse to believe us, my brother and I tell 'em to go into the restaurant (which couldn't have been more than 10 paces away) my dad's at and ask him, but again, cops gonna cop, and they can't be fucked to walk and confirm anything. No, better to just shove the four of us into their two cars (my brother and I in one, K & T in the other), forcing K's head against the doorway for funsies. We don't get taken to a police station. No, that's too damned far to drive. So, they take us to, no joke, a god damned empty fire station. They keep us in separate rooms, same as how they separated us in the cars, and just...grilled us. Eventually, they realized they had fuck all on us and let us go. They didn't even give us a ride back, either (bastards), so we had to walk, like, 2-3 miles back to the strip mall we were originally at. COME TO FIND OUT, some old lady had gotten her purse stolen while she was on an evening walk in a park. That was over 10 miles away. They decided we just HAD to be the culprits because the description they got of the two guys that stole said purse was "two black men." K & T happened to be both black and male, so good enough for them. Except, they'd taken us in about 10 minutes after said robbery. The absolute geniuses didn't think to stop and consider the fact that would mean we would've had to be doing literal highway speeds ON FOOT. Maumelle, Arkansas is a shithole and don't let the fancy houses and crap fool you into thinking otherwise.
Once when I was 17 I was out at a church parking lot( small town nowhere else to sit) it was like 3:00 in the morning and I was having a lil puff, a cop pulls up and I am shitting bricks already. I put the butt in my pocket like a dumbass, and start talking to him, he asks to search me and I not wanting to sound suspicious say yeah sure. HE PATTED DOWN MY POCKETS AND DIDNT FIND IT! he then drove me two blocks away back to my house, made me knock and wake up my mother to tell her I had “snuck out” and was on private property. I didn’t get into any trouble other than my mom telling me to be smarter next time-Which was completely valid
2:11 Eyyy-UP! As far as I am aware all of Europe (+Turkey I learned this summer) requires SIM cards to be registered directly to your name with photo ID or passport! It goes in a database! :D Where I live we also have to register our current residential address under penalty of law, the registry is open to the public, police may wiretap your phone without probable cause, and can at any time establish impromptu stop-and-frisk zones and require your identification. Do I live in Kazakhstan? I wish! I'm from fucking S W E D E N. Thanks, Liberal Party + Nationalist Coalition! I moved abroad just this year specifically because of it, and other such laws looming on the horizon. Thanks for coming to my SVEN-talk!
I used to live in Bali but besides having to land and depart from Denpasar, never once went to any western venues or tourist traps. Just spent my time coding for a startup in a small fishing village back when I was 17-18.
2:00 That's really weird in my opinion. Sim cards usually don't need an ID to purchase. You can walk into Walmart and grab them from the people at the counter. Generally you have to purchase it there or at a phone store, but you can also order them online with no ID for any location. The phone number was probably set up using his ID, but if it was prepay you don't need an ID for it. Really weird all around. So, my guess is OP knew the guy was using it for selling dope or something, realized the dude offed someone and didn't want any part of it. Source: I worked as a sales rep for a Verizon retailer. Side note, the people who are going to commit a crime are usually the ones not using their own ID. My manager and I had 2 cases were products were stolen using fraudulent IDs or credit cards. I never got charged back for any of it though, despite management knowing what happened.
My limited interactions with the police have mostly involved me being stopped for riding a bike on the footpath, when the signs have instructed to be riding on the footpath... My favourite is being stopped for not riding on the footpath in one direction, and getting stopped in the same place, by the same cops for doing what they told me to do.
I'm in IT and as a young bloke I got done for drink-driving coming out of a club at 3am ... went back to the Station and then helped fix his computer while he charged me, but he knocked it down to low range drink driving. 6 weeks and $200 fine.
A few years ago, a friend and I went to a concert at night. We both smoked a couple joint and I took 2 tabs of acid shortly before it started. Fast forward to after the show; We were driving out of the venue and my friend, who was driving since I was tripping balls, forgot to turn on the headlights (it was a very bright area, so we didn't notice). A cop pulls us for it right as we turn a corner outta there. He asked if we came from the concert, said to turn on the headlights, and let us go. Thank f*ck nothing else happened bc I had 4 other tabs of acid on me and 2 joins. My friend also just had an arrest warrant removed the week prior. We both kept our cool, but soon as we were outta there burst out laughing at how close sh*t was to going wrong 😂 It's easily one of my favorite experiences
Travelled to Uganda and had to spare money for "fines", the police there always seem to be able to judge your speed or defective cars from kilometres away. Once saw them block a roundabout to stop two trucks that apparently had the wrong headlights and not give a crap about an ambulance responding lights and sirens to sit there for 5mins arguing with the truck drivers
watching this while high and your point about everyone coming back from thailand with wild stories is so true!!!! XD i went for a month and i have so many, with the police i have a couple, me and my friend were coming up to a stop light so we road up to them and realised there was a police bike there, so we stopped like a couple feet behind them just in case they were gonna pull us over, then my big ginger viking looking mate starts waddling forward and says to the cops wanna race, the cops said no then pointed up and said its starting to rain, which it was then they shoot off so me and my mate shoot off (were on r6's) and keep up while the cops are going faster and faster XD, then too cars kinda close a gap the cops were about to go through and they wobble in between the too cars and the one one the back of the bike opens his legs incase they fall and me and my mate slow down and they get through and me and my mate see them waving at us saying they're gonna turn now XD, was awesome we also got pulled over and "fined" then my mate gose how do we stop getting fined as ive paid loads of times, the cop says "you payed today?" and my friend says no but yesterday and the day before and the cop explains that if you've already paid that day all you have to do is say ive already paid and they will let you go, and funnily enough i got pulled over again the next day and i say ive already paid and they walk away come back and say your good we got your back XD
U lose every licence including boat too mate , the only one that's not linked is your forklift licence . So if your gunna drink drive do it on a forklift. That way if they pull u over u can pick em up and put em on a overpass 😂
@@jack-handle Way, Way back in my early days one weekend my relatively new girlfriend (wife now for nearly 40 years) decided to head towards Winton Racetrack (from Melbourne) where we were going to meet my mate (and fellow motorcyclist) outside. We left on Saturday but with the weather being quite inclement instead of Benalla we had to stay in Seymour overnight. After a night in a motel we had just loaded the motorcycle up when I saw my mate pass by. Tried to quickly pack up and go but we were now behind when we said we would wait outside for him. Anyway got caught speeding and had to chuck a sickie one day so we could attend the court in Benalla. Long story short because I used my car licence for work (such as picking up cheques) the judge did not take my licence away on the promise that I would not ride a motorcycle for three months. I now believe that magistrates and judges must be given flexibility when sentencing. The 'punishment' should be for the guilty party not to re-offend not as a 'revenge'.
That Thai cop using Google Translate to say "I will prosecute you to the end of the world and to death" is the most intimidating thing I've ever heard from someone using Google Translate 💀
In the city for a piss up with the boys found a quite little alley and an enticing brick wall. Opened the flood gates and for a moment all my anxiety and fears flowed away in a precious yellow stream, I zipped up my pants did a 180 and immediately became aware of a riot police van not even 2 meters behind me. Not sure how a big ass can snuck up on me but I very promptly ran my ass and didn't see them again. Also once saw christo at a jockstrap concert was a lovely man.
Years ago before i got my own drivers license, cops pulled over my friend and i as we were going to smoke a joint i had just rolled. He had a rental what was wanted apparently, so 1 cop questioned my friend while the other cop pretty much stuck his head in my window and looked around inside, if i could smell the weed, he must have smelt it aswell. About 10min of questions for my friend and him having to show all the paperwork for the rental, they just let us go. Most nerve-wracking 10 minutes of my life, I was shitting bricks
Not going to scroll through the comments to see if anyone has stated this. But the person railing the bird in the yaris.... clearly is still with them (they knew they (the other person), friended the person and are still friends with them). Good for them, sharing a trauma and a life together. Or at the least, a handy and a friendly.
Me and my mates were caught pinching light bars, and I had my Leatherman Multitool returned to me after the Cop who spoke to me told me he carried one around his house too. Mind you, we had two light bars in the back seat and didn't get charged despite there being some Light Bar thefts around the city over the weeks beforehand
i know i'm late, but when i was 16 a bunch of cops made me sing justin bieber's "baby" to avoid being fined for alleged trespassing (we were schmokin ganj along the train tracks like the rapscallions we were). this was in front of at least three officers, one of which was sergeant of the local station.
Japanese cops chased me down with sirens and triple cars because of biking with a can of beer in my hand. They had me sit on a very busy sidewalk while they went through 9 years of bicycle registrations to make sure I wasn’t riding a stolen bike. It took them nearly two hours. When they learned it was my bike they said “you got lucky this time”. Foreigners biking in Japan, stay aware, you’re their one mission of the day. This was my fourth time being stopped btw. (I like beer)
I was doing a hills run with my mate at about 11pm, he was in his car I was on my bike. We come around a bend at maybe 150 and my mate in front going even faster so I had quite a bit of lean going on. As soon as he sees us/me his lights go on and we hit the brakes. He pulls me over, my mate keeps driving and the cop pays him no mind. He didn't even get an actual speed on me, I slowed down pretty quick so he wasn't able to get a follow speed and I guess he didn't have his radar on. Gave me a defect for having a slip on exhaust. 95% sure he pulled me over because of my aggressive lean given that he didn't get a lidar or radar reading on me and didn't even question my mate who was going faster which tbh made me a bit mad.
The Pizza shop I worked at was only one number different from the Police station accross the road. I called to try and pick up an extra shift and rang the police instead. I was told it happens several times a week with people trying to order Pizza
Just before HSC exams in Kempsey 2001 I was hanging with friends, smoking weed and I'd drank half a bottle of Midori and we decided to go for a drive in my mates Sigma. We ended up in Melville high school football field doing donuts ( terribly, I might add ) .. we headed back into town and passed a cop going the other way and saw them hit the brakes. I panicked and turned into a street that ran parallel to the main road, followed back streets and parked up to hide. I saw a cop car go past the end of the street we were parked in and thought the coast was clear. As I turned out of the street we were hiding in the cops were parked right there and pulled me over. They breathalyzed me then asked me to get out of the car. I thought "I'm fucked".. they told me there had been reports of a sigma doing donuts at Melville and they knew it was me. I apologized and expected them to take my license and call my parents but they gave me a warning and said they would pass my details on to the school principal. No mention of being over the alcohol limit. I was more afraid of my parents getting a call from the school in the following days than I was of the cop taking my license on the spot.
my only police interaction was getting pulled over for a broken headlight after a performance of a musical. except the musical was the addams family, and my passenger and i were dead people. i had clown makeup and they had a painted on dent in their forehead.
I feel like we need a Thailand/Bali one as well, my dads been Thailand 14 times (Europe and eveeywhere as well) but Thailand is where he kept going back to. Jordies js right, that and Bali are easy storymakers
じゃん拳/janken is rock paper scissors in japan, and is a very popular game not just among kids, but also among adults to often make small menial decisions
My friend and I were driving back to his place after scoring some weed from a mutual friend, when the cops pulled up behind us, signalling us to pull to the side. I started packing everything weed related we had in to my backpack while he just kept going straight (at like 20 km/h cause we were going down a shitty bumpy road in our east-german hometown) and just pulled into his driveway. The cops just pulled in behind us. Turns out, they wanted to tell him he had a light out and check if he had a safety vest in there, since they stopped his mum in the same car like two days ago and she hadn't had one. They then got suspicious of me not coming out of the vehicle. But since my buddy parked so close to the wall and me being a fat fucker, I actually couldn't get out. So they were like "Well... just stay in there then, but show us your ID." I later found out that they couldn't have legally searched me but tell that to my somewhat drunk and definitely panicky teenage self.
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i was doing meth in the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot, then he proceeded to put me in hand cuffs with my penis out and he draged me through the pokie room and all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me and i passed out.
i was doing meth and the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot and with my private parts out he then pick me up by my hair and dragged me through the pokie room all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me saing your have a bit to much to drink even though there was a needle in my arm then i passed out and woke up in a holding cell
i was doing a substance thats starts with m and the local pub bathroom as you do and then my dad who is a cop walked in mid shoot and with my private parts out he then pick me up by my hair and dragged me through the pokie room all the old heads and tradies were laughing at me saing your have a bit to much to drink even though there was a needle in my arm then i passed out and woke up in a holding cell
Decades ago I was driving to a Doctors appointment, was in the basically empty fast lane passing a long line of cars--also speeding 40 km above the limit--and spotted a space just infront of two very white cars (funny how very white cars are cop cars). Immediately lights and sirens go off on said white cars, so I pull over and roll down my window and begin to apologize.
i was on the way to my cancer appointment so the main cop just saw an extremely hairless, bald scranny man apologising for speeding. He proceeded to get upset about my disrepectfully speeding past not one, but two cop cars. Even jumped up and down stamping his feet.
Got off with a warning.
odd video for a warhammer channel but at least its funny
I bought my friend the melted Warhammer shirt for Christmas years ago. It was a blessed time
Am drunk, it's late. Care to please explain?
Gotta respect the Walter White profile pic 👍
After Jordan oils up, he should definitely post Warhammer
At least he covered Australian custodes 😂
I once got arrested for obstruction of police duties and seditious behaviour in Townsville after an argument outsude a nightclub a couple of decades ago.
I went to court to challenge the charges, represented myself.
I was a pierced, long haired hippy studying marine biology at JCU at the time. I read out a definition of sedition and then challenged the prosecutor and police lawyers to justify arresting, locking up and charging a hippy for trying to overthrow the government when he spends his time counting corals and trying to get laid on a Saturday night.
Everyone in court laughed, including the prosecutor.
The judge scalded the prosecution and told me to keep my rioting to a minimum 🤣🤣🤣
Felt fucking glorious!
Didn't you know that the nightclub was secretly owned by the Commonwealth, and that they relied on the bar sales to keep the country afloat??
I’m so sorry mate😂
@haydnw869 it was rough, but turned into a spectacularly fun event. I even put on a tie 🤣🤣🤣
@@davidbright6790 good on ya mate!
And then everyone clapped!
Idk if this counts but here in Toronto Canada we have some really strict public transit cops. I was taking the streetcar (basically a tram) to a friend's place and, being short on change, didn't pay for the ride. Kids 12 and under ride free, I was 17. Wouldn't you know it, the one time I don't pay they do a surprise fare inspection. The cops get on the streetcar and start going through, asking people one by one for proof of payment. If you don't have it, you get a hefty fine. I'm sat at the back, praying to whatever God may exist that they don't come up to me, but no such luck. One of them walks over, a big burly brute with his taser in full view, and asks for my proof of payment. I look at him, raise my voice a pitch, and say "I'm 12, sir". He nods, and let's me go. Just goes to show how babyfaced I am, I guess😂
While ticket isnpectors are not part of the police force here, i became quite adept at dodging them in my youth.
One time i brushed past one, trying to get off the train before he could get on, or even ask for my ticket XD
Worth walking the remaining 10 stops
During the Pokémon GO craze when it first started I got off work at around midnight and was walking home playing the game as I walked. I stopped at the opening to an alleyway to catch a sick Pidgey and looked up at the other end of the alley to see a police cruiser drive past, back up, shine a light down the alley at me and then take off. A few seconds later the same cruiser pulled up next to me while I was still there, the cop got out and asked what I was doing and when I told him I was playing Pokémon he said "I've stopped 3 people tonight doing the same thing. Is this a permanent thing or is this some kind of fad?" The only thing running through my mind at that moment was the phrase "This is your life now" I wonder how many people he stopped that night in total
Did you show him your Pokemans?
@mookinbabysealfurmittens tbf I think he would have tazed me of I tried XD
@@ProfSplendorFaction He was just trying to show you his pikachu :(
So when you said 12pm you meant midnight aka 12am? I was reading this thinking it was the middle of the day and wondering why they would need a light.
@@weagles_fan7467 it was roughly between 11pm and midnight ish my job wasn't the best and was completely random when I got off plus this was a WHILE ago so i don;t remember the fine details. I do know it was probably a strange thing to see someone standing alone in a dark alley way looking at their phone in the middle of the night tho XD
I'm Brazilian and used to live in a small town that was the midway point for trafficking drugs. I never had any run in with police or drug traffickers in my 20 years living there. I moved to Canada and in 3 months there, I hear an explosion, I go outside in my suburban midclass "american dream" home and I'm met by a cop in full tactical gear shouting at me to go back inside. Turns out my neighbors were cooking meth Braking Bad style inside that home. And I watched by the window as they dragged out tons of money, guns, and lab equipment.
Talk about irony...
While doing a job servicing smoke alarms in rental properties, I was in Tully Qld waiting to do a job, and was having a cigarette while waiting for the time to start the job. A full police car pulled up beside me. The police officer driving asked me what I was doing, and I responded that I was here to service some smoke alarms. This officer then questioned the fact that I was smoking but was doing smoke alarm servicing implying I am contradicting the job I was doing. My response to him was "Well I bet you eat bacon". The rest of the officers burst into laughter, and he quickly drove away.
And then Obama clapped
@@dweep9546🤡
Please tell me you didn’t really say that to a Queensland cop
@@dweep9546
Obama!?!
Your one liner was gold, but his stupidity on not knowing Smoke Alarms, generally aren’t for the purpose of detecting Cigarette Smoke, just made it even better XD
I almost got away from a police chase I didn't know I was in.
I'm Dutch, so this high-octane police chase story is all on bicycles.
I was pulled aside in the middle of nowhere by a cop on a bicycle. I had no clue what it was about, but didn't get any answers as the guy was totally out of breath.
I waited a bit, as his partner arrived, looking like he was ready to taser me to back up his buddy.
Turns out, I had ran a red in front of a police station about 10 minutes earlier (empty roads, nobody ever stops for that light), and from the pace I had they deduced I was running away and must have been carrying drugs or something. I was just doing my usual pace, listening to music and daydreaming a bit.
They were so deflated, I basically had to console them and pat them on the back. It was the weirdest and most awkward ticket I ever got.
imagine riding a vicycle with 22k mmda pills lol
imagine finally catching up to someone while being completely out of breath and they just stand there confused not even breathing heavy lol. Was it an electric bike or did they just have shit cardio compared to you?
@@kaischreurs2488 yeah, it was just shit cardio I suppose. I wasn't cycling as a sport back then, but did about 20-30km on a daily basis, all at ADHD "its boring to take it easy" speeds.
Still, they were terrible, lol
I was going on a midnight maccas run with my girlfriend for my birthday. I stop at a stop sign on a hill then turn onto the main road and go down the hill, halfway down a cop car enters the main road and starts tailgating me with their high beams on. We go about 3 minutes down the road like this until we come close to passing the police station, when they suddenly turn their lights on and pull me over.
This grouchy female cop comes out and begins to tell me she pulled me over for not stopping at the stop sign. I point out to her that not only was I stopped there longer than usual because my GF and I were debating about Star Wars, but that there’s no way she could have seen me at that stop sign regardless because of where she came from.
She then takes my license, goes and sits in her car for 30 minutes, comes back and says happy birthday and that she’ll “let me off this time”
Fishing expedition, thought you had priors
@@Ocker3 The pretextual stop. A waste of time for everybody involved 99.99% of the time.
They're all liars and most are guilty of false allegations/charges. They're not known as the filth for no reason.
I got pulled over once and the cop said him and the other cop in the car saw me talking on my phone when I explained that I had a hands free set up and my boyfriend has been using my phone he looked at my boyfriend and said "okay I didn't see him there, I'll let you off this time and breath tested me" I feel like if I was alone in the car they would've tried to fine me. 🤦🏻♀️
Was in Toorak with a mate, ripping cones in my parked car. We were in a cul de sac that was over looking the city and the view was pretty solid. Ab an hour in, around 11ish, we got hit by the lights of Jesus himself, a cop car had pulled up through the gates behind us and had lit every fken light they had like we were suspects on the run from a helicopter. They pulled up next to us as we were stuffing the glassy under the seat, low key shitting ourselves as they got out. One of em walked straight to the window, which was open and he goes; Well, Well, Well, I know what's going on here. We're both just sitting there like well, can't really do shit, guess we're fucked. Then he said, I ain't gonna search your car because we know exactly what we're gonna find, just make sure you walk home and pick the car up tomorrow. They got into their car and drove off... big up vic police. Went back the next day and drove home, no tickets, no nothing. Either some cops are just chill or they were wondering if we were some rich kids they just didnt wanna fuck with, I'll never know.
that's sick and all but why tf they do all that for if they clearly knew what you were doing
@@martingarricks6209because cap
@@martingarricks6209Because cops like fucking with people
Not worth the paperwork
I was being questioned by a couple cops and one told me to sit in the back seat of his car. He didn't realize his patrol rifle. Bulletproof vest and laptop were in there. I literally kept tapping on the window for like 5 minutes. And he opened the door so mad about to yell at me and I was like your rifle. Your bulletproof vest in your laptop or right there Didn't even thank me.
Haha lucky you didn’t decide to take the Law into your own hands!
@@AreiaBlood "possession of a firearm"
"yeah it's yours dickhead"
I have only been pulled over 6 times in my life. 5 were by the same cop, at the same time, in the same week, at the exact same spot on my way home from the gym. The 6th was a year later by the same cop on my way home from work. He said "it's fucking you again" and let me go without even breathalyzing me.
When I was a kid the actor who played Frank Gilroy on a country practice told me off for playing on a train carriage and I told him he couldn't tell me what to do because he was a police officer on TV and not a real one.
Hahahahaha 😅
You're lucky he didn't get Bob Hatfield to molest you. Even if he was acquitted, he still could have played a convincing one.
One of my brothers mates would often get chased by the cops, he'd just climb a tree and stay there until they left.
MIEW WATCHES FRIENDLY JORDIES LETS GOOOOO
@@krayfish7846 I hear he's the friendliest of Jordies
I got pulled over by a state trooper in Buckatunna, Mississippi. My second speeding ticket ever. I didn't live in the state, was visiting family in Alabama and driving from Colorado.
I uh, forgot to pay the ticket. I went a few years later to renew my lisence in Colorado.
Turned out there was a bench warrant for my arrest if I interacted with a cop in Mississippi. This was during COVID so I was summoned to a Zoom night court in Mississippi. I somehow got only 3 strikes on my lisence and the court fee. 😅
When I was 5 years old my family took me to the Police Academy and the police showed us were they trained, the instructor said "Any questions", I stuck my hand up and asked "Yeah , were do you train the robbers". Everyone laughed as I looked around still getting no answer. Great video Jordan hat off to you & the hard working cops out there
"In prison."
I have two police interactions, the first when I was little I asked an officer how a breathaliser worked (for context i'm very autistic). the other is when my slightly older kid ass sheepishly asked an officer if I could pet his horse.
i would also sheepishly want to pet the horse
May the horse be with you.
well, were you allowed to pet the horse or not? the people must know
"Unlike in this job"
Hold up, whose house got fire bombed?
0:18 definitely 0 irony in this statement
“Unlike in this job” I spat drink
Absolutely zero irony intended, no sirreee, no firebombs- shit I mentioned it didn't I?
@@itookallthenamesikrrrr
I’ve had many interactions with the Cops here in Australia, in two States, and I haven’t generally been doing anything wrong. But I’ll give short interactions, of the more notable times.
Ballarat as a Teen, got caught many times drinking, but the best was when they didn’t noticed one of the slabs we had, hiding above the Tunnel we were sitting above.
Ballarat again, mid 20’s, Police have to come at like 4pm on Saturday, ask me to turn my Music down a whole 5 Levels on my Surround Sound System, because he wouldn’t get off the phone to them. They weren’t clear, made it seem like if he ever complained again I would be charged, then lost their tempera at me because they weren’t clear.
Also Ballarat, early 30’s at a friend’s house, Crackhead neighbour and his brother, are breaking in to the House. The Cops get there and were disappointed that they hadn’t put up much of a fight, as they were looking for some action.
Sydney: literally followed me around because I had Victorian Plates, continually Alcohol and Drug Testing me. Defected my Car, even though I was going to have to get a Road Worthy to transfer it to a NSW Registration. The Mechanic said they were petty.
I got another Car, NSW Registered, didn’t matter who drove it, they would pull us over and Alcohol and Drug test us, because it was an older Car with Paint damage. Keep in mind, I live in a high Department of Housing Area, never felt more like the Cops wanted to keep me down than I have here in Sydney. Victoria in comparison are so chill when it comes to Poor people and not having New Cars. If I was a Drug Dealer in Sydney, I wouldn’t be driving a Car 20+years old, unless it was done up and looking nice, but sure accuse me of it every single time. I am not a Drug Dealer either haha
Best Sydney Story, was actually on the way to get some ganja, the Cops pull me over, Breathe and Drug Test me, search my person and search the Car. Find nothing, send me on my way, and I continued on and picked up my ganja with no issues. So glad I’m on Medical now haha
3 of us went to a friend's house to have dinner with the friend and his mom. The three of us (two 14 year old girls and a 16 year old boy) were hanging out waiting for dinner. The friend and the 16 year old started trying to lock each other out of the house. The 16 year old climbed through a window and a neighbour saw it. The mother serves us spaghetti and says she'll be back after running some errands. The friend also says he'll be back and leaves to visit his girlfriend who lived a block away. So there's three of us eating spaghetti when we hear sirens and yelling for us to vacate the house. I look out the window and there's 2 cops pointing for us to get outside immediately. We step out and the 16 year old gets pepper sprayed in the eyes and us two girls get yelled at to put our hands up. We get sat in the cop car and read the riot act for breaking into the house to eat someone's food. That's when the friend shows up and tells them what happened and laughs his butt off at us. His mom shows up a couple minutes later and is absolutely livid. Especially for pepper spraying a teenager in the eyes for a BS call. No apologies and the cops actually threatened to call all our parents and tell them that we broke into the house anyway. Wankers.
Gone are the days of the neighbors dropping by to ask questions in person before calling the popo
Jesus, you were eating, not robbing the place! Hardly the behaviour of your average burglars... Nick the games console? The telly? Nah, the spag bol.
Coppers of the year, right there... 🤦♀️😂
So when I lived Laos for around 6 years I had several run-ins with the cops and them trying to extract a bribe out of me for them to turn a blind eye. They see the foreigner and they think easy money, so it's always a surprise to them when I spoke to them in Lao.
One day, I was driving down to the town centre and had my son in the back seat in his baby chair and I was approaching a set of lights when they went amber and it was one of those moments where I was in two minds to either stop or go through. I knew this set of lights had a police box at the side of the road so I decided to hit the brakes and slowly (as I had my son in the back) bring things to a stop at the lights. When I stopped my front tyres had gone over the stop lines and I stuck it in reverse and rolled it back behind the line. However, at this point one of the job worths in the police box had seen I was a foreigner and had dared to go over the line! He came running over to the car and in broken in english started trying to tell me I cannot do that and I need to pull over and go to the box (aka to pay them money) and give them my driving license (which I did).
I said nothing and pulled over and headed to the box my Lao wife stayed in the car and left me to it, at this point they were immediately taken back as I began to question them in Lao not English, asking them, what was their problem? I told them I had my son in the back and didn't want to brake hard so I did what I did, and asked them "what should I have done - just run the red light or stop how I did?", they tried to get me
"pay money" to get my license, knowing the process I demanded a receipt for the money and license - as the receipt makes it official and they can't pocket the money.
I was completely confrontational from off and they quickly realised they weren't getting anything from me and had picked on the wrong foreigner . . after about a 5 minute or so stand-off of them asking for money and me demanding a receipt they sheepishly gave me my license back! I returned to the car and drove off! 😄
Or another time when I got pulled over for speeding at an official speed trap and when you are stopped they take your license and give you a receipt, which you take to the central office, pay your fine and retrieve your license. However, I was prepared, as I had several old expired international licenses in the car and I confidently handed over one of the expired licenses, he took a glance at the English writing and wrote me up my receipt and sent me on my way laughing to myself. I am sure my old license will be floating around in their filing cabinets to this day! 😆
Why the expired licence? Can it not be traced back to you?
@@dm_katy2263 nah Laos at that time (about 2008) did not have computer systems. Plus it was an English license they wouldn’t even bother to check it.
Your costume department budget needs a serious funding boost. And an ironing budget.
Stripper gear never goes out of fashion or needs ironing.
I know the bloke in the Yaris story and this is very on brand for him. That man's life is a real world sitcom I swear to fuck.
That checkpoint story is gold.
I live in upstate New York. I was driving during a state of emergency due to over 3 feet of snow we got overnight. I have a Toyota Hilux and was drifting for over a mile on main Street. I saw a cop in a Ford edge and a Ford police cruiser. Well I have never run from the cop's before and I was having to much fun to be arrested for reckless driving. I shifted into 4 wheel drive. I took the cop's up this road that goes up the side of a mountain. The first cop to hit a tree was in the cruiser. I saw the airbags deploy a 1/4 mile later the Ford edge went down the side of the mountain about 100 feet and hit several trees. I turned around and saw his airbags deployed it's -10 c outside. The thing about Ford is if the air bags deploy it kills the fuel pump. They had to watch me pointing out the window laughing and calling them lots of profane words. They actually said stop my truck I'm under arrest. Fuck them I know it was about 2 hours before anyone was able to get up the mountain 2 more cop's slid off the road trying to rescue their cop buddies. I watched the cop's trying to get them because I lived at the bottom of the mountain. Just put my truck in the garage. Never got caught.
As a teenager, a few friends and I decided we would do what all delinquents end up doing at some stage each week, go sit in a park at night.
There were only a few of us, but what happened next has definitely stayed with all of us to this day and become a topic for debate over the decades.
I would like to say that we were not breaking any laws at all, as lame as that makes the story, I am rather certain everyone was completely sober as well.
Whilst we were sitting on playground equipment, a pair of lights came crawling up onto the darkened area where we were sitting. A police squad car rolled up in front of us, and out hopped an officer. He asked us if we were having a good night. We simply responded, saying, 'Yeah. We are.'
At this point, we thought he must be about to accuse us for something. But he just replied with the cliche, 'Alright. Hope you boys have a good night.' Returned to his squad car and disappeared back the way he came.
The thing is, we were in a park that was just across the other side of a lake, the squad car had gone over a pedestrian walking bridge and reversed back out of it. There was no movement we could see except for the linear backwards and forwards. On the opposing side of the lake, where he must have came from, there were bollards in place to stop vehichles being able to go past it.
We have revisited the logistics behind this many times since, and none of it works out. The only logical explanation: Ghost Cop™.
Ex NSW cop here, once the car we were using for the shift was making really odd noises and seemed a bit off, Sgt came out to have a look, opened up the bonnet and saw the air intake was being held together with duct tape.. He pretty much just stared back at it and sighed in disappointment. Also went to a concern for welfare/mental health job (repeat caller) for a guy who was in the middle of stabbing himself in the stomach with a butter knife, he was under the belief he needed to get 'something' out of there.
Sounds like a riot mate
Jordies dropping a vietnamese accent on a story about Thailand. Elite
I grew up in a small town, and as a teenager we would need a place to throw parties. We learned from previous generations that you could party at night in the forest off hiking trails. Eventually we were discovered, a neighbor called the police. We where all huddled around a fire drinking when suddenly it became as bright as the middle of the day. About a dozen cops had encircled us and all turned on flashlights at the same time. We of course ran, most of us getting caught. I barely escaped, and when I got far enough away I hid behind a fallen tree and once my heart stopped racing that's when I heard the dogs. They had brought 4 german shepherds to help them, because of course. I waited and in about three minutes one of them found me. Terrified I just stood there waiting for the animal to lunge, but it didn't, it came over to me tail wagging. I then realized I had met this dog multiple times. Apparently the police used the same breading and training facility that my family used. The dog stood by my side for about a minute then took off. I waited a while until I thought the trail was clear and I ran home. Little did I know as a kid, that giving the scary dog some biscuits would save me later.
3:20 update: She was my ex’s mum (RUclips name changed for legal purposes)
Hahaha
Hilarious
Did your ex know?
They used to get trainee cops in Perth to fine people for "walking contrary to the red man", which included going diagonally across big city interactions. A workmate of mine got stopped for this, looked at the cop and said, "You've got to be kidding" and walked off. No repurcussions.
"A job where you could die, unlike this job" says the man who was almost killed because of that job.
ok so i am a military history nut and and do Historical reenactment of ww2 pacific Australia.( this was 2 weeks after the Christchurch shooting )i went to the servo to get petrol after an event and forgot that my wallet was in my kit so i had to look for it unknown to me the servo bloke or another person saw my belt of .303 blanks and called the cops. 4 police cars and 8 cops and a senior Sargent turn up search my car and pull out my smoke grenades, mortar bomb and other assorted spent ordnance.lucky i had been coming from an event and could prove it as i had the papers with me.i was told to leave immediately and go directly home and make no stops of any kind etc. then 2 days later i was questioned by my local cops. to this day ill never know how i got out of that situation other than i said the right things and had the paperwork with me.
Me & My Dog once got stop in London by 3 Police,they searched me & found a rusty Stanley knife blade ( which I had just found!)..also they found a small bottle of Ammonia & a packet of Indian cigarettes ,called Beedee,s..they look like joints rolled out of leaves..I managed to convince them of the first two items but the weird cigarette things they were convinced were drugs.But when I said Beedees 1 of the Police men remarked he knew about them from the time he was a Hare Krishna devotees..I was then forgotten about whilst his colleagues began a full on vigorous & vocal investigation & interrogation into his Hare Krishna past ( life?) right there on the street…the guy was definitely having a blissful recall of his pre stormtrooper daze ..! Would you Adam & Eve it?
7:08 you just gotta imagine you're somewhere else and let autopilot get you through the interaction.
5:14 Hol up, saw this happen in 2020 around Flinders Street during construction and this guy glued to his phone with headphones on just goes through like it was nothing and the cop started yelling the second his foot hit the pavement. Good times.
I see both cops and Yarra tram workers acting like jaywalking flinders is akin to doing a fat shat in their mums urn
My dads a cop and he and mum had a bunch of friends over and for about one hour the conversation was “how to grow and sell weed”
I learnt a lot of shit, so did my parents friend who im pretty sure a weed farm in their backyard now
Fuck, I misspelled pedestrian! How embarrassment.
i sat down to take dump and refreshed the exact second this was uploaded, god works in mysterious ways
The winking brown-eye sees all and knows all.
4:51 the delivery in this is impeccable, I replayed it like 7 times
and fucking 6:26 too
Just wanted to say that revealing the text as Jordies is reading gives much better comedy timing. Cheers
The Kaiji reference was incredibly funny, but will only be understood by the smallest fraction of your audience. Props to whoever recommended it tho
Wait the Australian cops can just look at any of your texts and trace it back to you because you need an id to buy a phone line?
you need an ID to buy a prepaid sim card
if thrrley got a warrant definitely, otherwise who knows what tricks they use
I mean, yeah, it does mean it requires less resources in some cases to get someone's text messages. But if you think that buying a phone without an I.D. somehow keeps you anonymous, then I hate to burst your bubble but there are more electronic surveillance/forensic businesses then there are police forces in the world LMAO.
But I get it, the illusion that somehow "Da guvment never gonna read my texts" is certainly a lot healthier than think gun ownership is going to do any good against a trillion-dollar armed government coming to turn your town into the Soviet Union or whatever people think is going down.... (You'd be better off getting a Teddy Bear. About just as useful and honestly much cuddlier)
For the record though. They can't just "look" at your texts. They need warrants. And trust me, any Australian who REALLY has anything to fear is using high end encrypted phones such as the ones bikes and organized criminals use. As for anyone else, well let's just say my experience tells me the government don't give 2 shits about what you are writing about them. I mean 1st hand experience.
And to be even more blunt, if you honestly have a legitimate fear of the Australian Police Services looking into your phone, I'm gonna say they probably have a legitimate reason to care. (I'm not talking about them reading your texts about that secret gay hookup you meet at the toilet block at the local park, or your latest manifesto into how 5G radiation is somehow mutating your goldfish into converting to Islam)
Maybe some cops have overstepped the mark. I wouldn't call that a police issue, i'd call that a "clearly someone who was bullied at school and became a cop to get back" issue. That's why instead of crying about it on Facebook, if it happens you have legitimate recourses.
They can’t just decide to at any point in time look at Phone Messages, they need a legal reason to get them from the Phone Company. So they would’ve found the phone number during their investigation, they’ve done a search on the number, and then gone and talked to the owner of the number.
We don’t have Burner Phones, we used to be able to just buy a Sim with no ID, now a Form has to be completed and ID must be shown, been like that for at least 12years. It’s because Australia takes Crime very seriously, particularly Organised Crime, so they wanted to be able to track who was doing what; burner phones and the like prevented that.
Sold a bunch of phones with no form filled.
Fuck the extra paperwork.
Fuck the police. I'm not getting paid by the govt to collect forms. 20 bucks a form stipend and I'll consider it
Otherwise the coppers can earn their pay
My brother, myself, and our two friends, K & T, got taken to a fire station by some cops. We were at some meet-up for software engineers (thrilling, I know) that my dad was attending and we got bored, so we screwed off outside. My brother and I had been here before and we were lookin' for something to do, so he decided to show us where he'd pissed on a dumpster next to a nearby church because we were, at the time, a quartet of dumbass teenagers.
Out of god damned nowhere, two cop cars come practically screeching into the parking lot. A bit weird, but whatever, cops gonna cop. It was then that they told US to freeze. We're obviously confused as hell, wondering what the crap's going on because we were just wandering around outside tryin' to find something to do. The cops start tearing into us, askin' us where we've come from and what we're doing in the parking lot of a strip mall in the middle of the night. We told 'em the truth: here with my dad, engineer meet-up, bored, and so on. They refuse to believe us, my brother and I tell 'em to go into the restaurant (which couldn't have been more than 10 paces away) my dad's at and ask him, but again, cops gonna cop, and they can't be fucked to walk and confirm anything. No, better to just shove the four of us into their two cars (my brother and I in one, K & T in the other), forcing K's head against the doorway for funsies.
We don't get taken to a police station. No, that's too damned far to drive. So, they take us to, no joke, a god damned empty fire station. They keep us in separate rooms, same as how they separated us in the cars, and just...grilled us. Eventually, they realized they had fuck all on us and let us go. They didn't even give us a ride back, either (bastards), so we had to walk, like, 2-3 miles back to the strip mall we were originally at.
COME TO FIND OUT, some old lady had gotten her purse stolen while she was on an evening walk in a park. That was over 10 miles away. They decided we just HAD to be the culprits because the description they got of the two guys that stole said purse was "two black men." K & T happened to be both black and male, so good enough for them. Except, they'd taken us in about 10 minutes after said robbery. The absolute geniuses didn't think to stop and consider the fact that would mean we would've had to be doing literal highway speeds ON FOOT.
Maumelle, Arkansas is a shithole and don't let the fancy houses and crap fool you into thinking otherwise.
1:05 holy shit Kaiji reference.
Appreciate the honesty on not knowing it though Jord. Whoever on yoir staff suggested it though, props to them.
Once when I was 17 I was out at a church parking lot( small town nowhere else to sit) it was like 3:00 in the morning and I was having a lil puff, a cop pulls up and I am shitting bricks already. I put the butt in my pocket like a dumbass, and start talking to him, he asks to search me and I not wanting to sound suspicious say yeah sure. HE PATTED DOWN MY POCKETS AND DIDNT FIND IT! he then drove me two blocks away back to my house, made me knock and wake up my mother to tell her I had “snuck out” and was on private property. I didn’t get into any trouble other than my mom telling me to be smarter next time-Which was completely valid
I can't belive Jordan swapped sides, Don't join the dark side Jordan
2:11 Eyyy-UP! As far as I am aware all of Europe (+Turkey I learned this summer) requires SIM cards to be registered directly to your name with photo ID or passport! It goes in a database! :D Where I live we also have to register our current residential address under penalty of law, the registry is open to the public, police may wiretap your phone without probable cause, and can at any time establish impromptu stop-and-frisk zones and require your identification. Do I live in Kazakhstan? I wish! I'm from fucking S W E D E N. Thanks, Liberal Party + Nationalist Coalition! I moved abroad just this year specifically because of it, and other such laws looming on the horizon. Thanks for coming to my SVEN-talk!
Risk getting killed unlike this job. - quote from man who’s house was firebomed
I used to live in Bali but besides having to land and depart from Denpasar, never once went to any western venues or tourist traps. Just spent my time coding for a startup in a small fishing village back when I was 17-18.
2:00 That's really weird in my opinion. Sim cards usually don't need an ID to purchase. You can walk into Walmart and grab them from the people at the counter. Generally you have to purchase it there or at a phone store, but you can also order them online with no ID for any location. The phone number was probably set up using his ID, but if it was prepay you don't need an ID for it. Really weird all around.
So, my guess is OP knew the guy was using it for selling dope or something, realized the dude offed someone and didn't want any part of it.
Source: I worked as a sales rep for a Verizon retailer.
Side note, the people who are going to commit a crime are usually the ones not using their own ID. My manager and I had 2 cases were products were stolen using fraudulent IDs or credit cards. I never got charged back for any of it though, despite management knowing what happened.
Australia, genius.
The coppa skits r way more brutal and I bloody love it
"unlike in this job"
John the licker would beg to differ
When war hammer video shanks air jordon
Always a good day when Jordie uploads
I fought the law and i won
You're a Legend Jordy 👍😎👍
From Karl in South Australia
My limited interactions with the police have mostly involved me being stopped for riding a bike on the footpath, when the signs have instructed to be riding on the footpath... My favourite is being stopped for not riding on the footpath in one direction, and getting stopped in the same place, by the same cops for doing what they told me to do.
I'm in IT and as a young bloke I got done for drink-driving coming out of a club at 3am ... went back to the Station and then helped fix his computer while he charged me, but he knocked it down to low range drink driving. 6 weeks and $200 fine.
Glorious as ever!
A few years ago, a friend and I went to a concert at night. We both smoked a couple joint and I took 2 tabs of acid shortly before it started.
Fast forward to after the show; We were driving out of the venue and my friend, who was driving since I was tripping balls, forgot to turn on the headlights (it was a very bright area, so we didn't notice). A cop pulls us for it right as we turn a corner outta there. He asked if we came from the concert, said to turn on the headlights, and let us go.
Thank f*ck nothing else happened bc I had 4 other tabs of acid on me and 2 joins. My friend also just had an arrest warrant removed the week prior. We both kept our cool, but soon as we were outta there burst out laughing at how close sh*t was to going wrong 😂
It's easily one of my favorite experiences
Imagine a system that was passed by your 'representatives, that has a DOUBLE penalty of fines PLUS points.'
4:25 are ya sure 😂😂😅
Cause if ya not I'd shut the fuck up if I was yous!
Crap pay? With overtime rorts every cop i ever met bought a house in the first couple of years.
Australian police get paid very well.
Travelled to Uganda and had to spare money for "fines", the police there always seem to be able to judge your speed or defective cars from kilometres away. Once saw them block a roundabout to stop two trucks that apparently had the wrong headlights and not give a crap about an ambulance responding lights and sirens to sit there for 5mins arguing with the truck drivers
Sick tune at the end there
“Unlike this job” says the guy whose house was fire bombed
The Kaiji reference was a good one, to be fair.
watching this while high and your point about everyone coming back from thailand with wild stories is so true!!!! XD i went for a month and i have so many, with the police i have a couple, me and my friend were coming up to a stop light so we road up to them and realised there was a police bike there, so we stopped like a couple feet behind them just in case they were gonna pull us over, then my big ginger viking looking mate starts waddling forward and says to the cops wanna race, the cops said no then pointed up and said its starting to rain, which it was then they shoot off so me and my mate shoot off (were on r6's) and keep up while the cops are going faster and faster XD, then too cars kinda close a gap the cops were about to go through and they wobble in between the too cars and the one one the back of the bike opens his legs incase they fall and me and my mate slow down and they get through and me and my mate see them waving at us saying they're gonna turn now XD, was awesome we also got pulled over and "fined" then my mate gose how do we stop getting fined as ive paid loads of times, the cop says "you payed today?" and my friend says no but yesterday and the day before and the cop explains that if you've already paid that day all you have to do is say ive already paid and they will let you go, and funnily enough i got pulled over again the next day and i say ive already paid and they walk away come back and say your good we got your back XD
that first guy got humbled so fast.
Most intense rock paper scissors I’ve seen is Ludwig v. Linus
FYI if you lose your Car Licence, you lose your Motorcyclye Licence here in Austraya.
U lose every licence including boat too mate , the only one that's not linked is your forklift licence . So if your gunna drink drive do it on a forklift. That way if they pull u over u can pick em up and put em on a overpass 😂
@@jack-handle Way, Way back in my early days one weekend my relatively new girlfriend (wife now for nearly 40 years) decided to head towards Winton Racetrack (from Melbourne) where we were going to meet my mate (and fellow motorcyclist) outside. We left on Saturday but with the weather being quite inclement instead of Benalla we had to stay in Seymour overnight. After a night in a motel we had just loaded the motorcycle up when I saw my mate pass by.
Tried to quickly pack up and go but we were now behind when we said we would wait outside for him.
Anyway got caught speeding and had to chuck a sickie one day so we could attend the court in Benalla.
Long story short because I used my car licence for work (such as picking up cheques) the judge did not take my licence away on the promise that I would not ride a motorcycle for three months. I now believe that magistrates and judges must be given flexibility when sentencing. The 'punishment' should be for the guilty party not to re-offend not as a 'revenge'.
MORE of these stories, they are hilareous!
0:19 shoulda been that meme with the smiling girl and the house on fire.
That Thai cop using Google Translate to say "I will prosecute you to the end of the world and to death" is the most intimidating thing I've ever heard from someone using Google Translate 💀
my brain auto reads your titles in your piss take voice it's great
Surely the cops could increase their profile by holding local weekly Warhammer meets for the youth
In the city for a piss up with the boys found a quite little alley and an enticing brick wall. Opened the flood gates and for a moment all my anxiety and fears flowed away in a precious yellow stream, I zipped up my pants did a 180 and immediately became aware of a riot police van not even 2 meters behind me. Not sure how a big ass can snuck up on me but I very promptly ran my ass and didn't see them again.
Also once saw christo at a jockstrap concert was a lovely man.
Years ago before i got my own drivers license, cops pulled over my friend and i as we were going to smoke a joint i had just rolled. He had a rental what was wanted apparently, so 1 cop questioned my friend while the other cop pretty much stuck his head in my window and looked around inside, if i could smell the weed, he must have smelt it aswell. About 10min of questions for my friend and him having to show all the paperwork for the rental, they just let us go. Most nerve-wracking 10 minutes of my life, I was shitting bricks
Not going to scroll through the comments to see if anyone has stated this. But the person railing the bird in the yaris.... clearly is still with them (they knew they (the other person), friended the person and are still friends with them). Good for them, sharing a trauma and a life together.
Or at the least, a handy and a friendly.
Being a cop is safer than being a roofer in Australia, they aren’t in a dangerous job🙄
Me and my mates were caught pinching light bars, and I had my Leatherman Multitool returned to me after the Cop who spoke to me told me he carried one around his house too. Mind you, we had two light bars in the back seat and didn't get charged despite there being some Light Bar thefts around the city over the weeks beforehand
It's great that that font just screams "Stooooge"
video title that could NOT happen in the US
You'd just get shot in america
New word of the day: pedestrial (adjective)
Of or pertaining to the feet; employing the foot or feet.
8:34 😂 I'm ded! That was hilarious.
i know i'm late, but when i was 16 a bunch of cops made me sing justin bieber's "baby" to avoid being fined for alleged trespassing (we were schmokin ganj along the train tracks like the rapscallions we were).
this was in front of at least three officers, one of which was sergeant of the local station.
5:26 Sandy Bay jumpscare, bet you didn't see that one coming
Everyone deserves a Bintang singlet. My wife has one, the baby has one, the dog has one and I have one.
Japanese cops chased me down with sirens and triple cars because of biking with a can of beer in my hand.
They had me sit on a very busy sidewalk while they went through 9 years of bicycle registrations to make sure I wasn’t riding a stolen bike. It took them nearly two hours. When they learned it was my bike they said “you got lucky this time”.
Foreigners biking in Japan, stay aware, you’re their one mission of the day.
This was my fourth time being stopped btw. (I like beer)
Anyways make a story time about exes I wanna talk about my ex who got caught by my parents banging my neighbor then went to prison for dealing coke.
pt 2 needed
I was doing a hills run with my mate at about 11pm, he was in his car I was on my bike.
We come around a bend at maybe 150 and my mate in front going even faster so I had quite a bit of lean going on. As soon as he sees us/me his lights go on and we hit the brakes.
He pulls me over, my mate keeps driving and the cop pays him no mind. He didn't even get an actual speed on me, I slowed down pretty quick so he wasn't able to get a follow speed and I guess he didn't have his radar on. Gave me a defect for having a slip on exhaust.
95% sure he pulled me over because of my aggressive lean given that he didn't get a lidar or radar reading on me and didn't even question my mate who was going faster which tbh made me a bit mad.
The Pizza shop I worked at was only one number different from the Police station accross the road.
I called to try and pick up an extra shift and rang the police instead.
I was told it happens several times a week with people trying to order Pizza
Just before HSC exams in Kempsey 2001 I was hanging with friends, smoking weed and I'd drank half a bottle of Midori and we decided to go for a drive in my mates Sigma. We ended up in Melville high school football field doing donuts ( terribly, I might add ) .. we headed back into town and passed a cop going the other way and saw them hit the brakes. I panicked and turned into a street that ran parallel to the main road, followed back streets and parked up to hide. I saw a cop car go past the end of the street we were parked in and thought the coast was clear. As I turned out of the street we were hiding in the cops were parked right there and pulled me over. They breathalyzed me then asked me to get out of the car. I thought "I'm fucked".. they told me there had been reports of a sigma doing donuts at Melville and they knew it was me. I apologized and expected them to take my license and call my parents but they gave me a warning and said they would pass my details on to the school principal. No mention of being over the alcohol limit. I was more afraid of my parents getting a call from the school in the following days than I was of the cop taking my license on the spot.
Is it sad that I know the exact house he used as a background at 2:52? It’s the spaceship house at Salmon Haul in Cronulla hahaha
my only police interaction was getting pulled over for a broken headlight after a performance of a musical. except the musical was the addams family, and my passenger and i were dead people. i had clown makeup and they had a painted on dent in their forehead.
I feel like we need a Thailand/Bali one as well, my dads been Thailand 14 times (Europe and eveeywhere as well) but Thailand is where he kept going back to. Jordies js right, that and Bali are easy storymakers
Mate you should do Bunnings workers confess your sins
じゃん拳/janken is rock paper scissors in japan, and is a very popular game not just among kids, but also among adults to often make small menial decisions
My friend and I were driving back to his place after scoring some weed from a mutual friend, when the cops pulled up behind us, signalling us to pull to the side. I started packing everything weed related we had in to my backpack while he just kept going straight (at like 20 km/h cause we were going down a shitty bumpy road in our east-german hometown) and just pulled into his driveway. The cops just pulled in behind us.
Turns out, they wanted to tell him he had a light out and check if he had a safety vest in there, since they stopped his mum in the same car like two days ago and she hadn't had one. They then got suspicious of me not coming out of the vehicle. But since my buddy parked so close to the wall and me being a fat fucker, I actually couldn't get out. So they were like "Well... just stay in there then, but show us your ID." I later found out that they couldn't have legally searched me but tell that to my somewhat drunk and definitely panicky teenage self.