@@pemcortes9467Exactly. I think that's probably the reason why Jesus said to not tell anyone. People wouldn't really believe them or it would be too much of a hassle to explain. I think a blind man was healed by Jesus and he tried explaining it but the officials didn't believe it (gotta find the scripture)
I ran to the comment session, listening to the laughter on replay while reading comments with a wide smile of thanks to God for loving this kind of humanity 😅😅😅
One day from work i was thinking 'I cannot dance" And i looked outside and saw written in a bus in big bold letters 'Anybody can dance'. I laughed. God has a sense of humor
@@etyopiawitWho told you? Give me one verse that says so. I have a question, what did David do to please the lord? David danced and that alone was pleasing to the Lord. Please don’t say what you don’t know just to discourage a sister in Christ.
I remembered preparing for a nursing exam. I was anxious and prayed that God show me a sign that im going to pass. Later that day i was driving home and i saw an actual road sign saying in all caps PASS! 😂😂 i just cracked up to the Lord. He has the most hilarious sense of humor. Also i did pass the test. Thabk you Lord ❤❤ The bible says God even laughs at our enemies 😂
That's very very hilarious. You PASS!!! Maybe i will do this when i start my board exam again. What i prayed for was not to pass but to have very nice weather during exam days and behold the storm approaching in our country detours and makes that very day all sunshine and clear with mild wind that I feel like i love to sleep rather than take the exam. 😂😂😂
I prayed that God would send me my heart. The next day I met a man last name Valentine. We decided to have lunch, that vile spirit manifested before I could even get a meal! Then I prayed, "Lord send me a man after YOUR own heart". I should have requested a time frame because that's been some decades, and I'm still waiting.🙂⌛🕰️😊
If you're looking for a sign you are more prone to seeing something that you'll interpret as one.. This is really basic psychology. God doesn't want us to be blind fools void of any semblance of brain function relying on signs stumbling from one to another and never growing in knowledge. Interpreting omens is declared in the old testament to be a sin and is associated with sorcery. Be transformed by the renewing of your mind. He has given you a brand new heart and brand new spirit as well as everything you need for life and godliness. You don't have to rely on silly signs as those who follow the winds of the world, you're better than that.
@@ritapearl-im3wvI don't think it is wrong to ask God for a bit of reassurance or confirmation. There's a big difference between the "signs and wonders" the Pharisees were seeking when Jesus said that and what she's talking about. The Pharisees wanted signs and wonders so Jesus would prove who He was. The other situation was her asking for some reassurance and edification as her results could take weeks. I believe God has no problem with that. He's a good father and good fathers encourage their kids.
Once before I had a car, there was a public transportation workers strike & I had to walk to work for about a month. One evening on the walk home I was complaining & tired. I heard the Holy Spirit say," It took Jesus 3 days to walk to Samaria, I only had to walk 20 blocks".❤.
And He hiked a lot, Moses too(climbing from mountain to mountain every time) I hike often and it's definitely not easy. Glory to God Almighty, the Love of Jesus is immeasurable. I don't think anyone would care to leave one's comfort(Father's wealth) to extreme conditions but He did it all for us. Above all, for us. Just like when He was being slapped, beaten and spat-on, He didn't say a word. Endured it all for us. Blessed be The Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
@@Laylayou-vm9bvHis Voice giveth peace, instructions. I love Holy Spirit voice, it doesn't sound strange. Sometimes while praying or thinking, I ask for His opinion.
Yesterday, I was sent to hospital and later on we learned that its bc of my anxiety and stress. While I'm on my way to hospital, I just said to Jesus, "Lord, I should not be absent at work, I will not earn any money huhuhuhu" and when I open my eyes I saw a huge billboard saying "You need some rest" and I was like "Hahahaha okay if you say so"
That was to warn His mother that if He does that miracle, He will have to leave her and begin His public ministry. He knows that she wants to be with Him still. Regardless, Mary says "Do whatever He tells you." What a woman.
Same here, what I cannot forget is the vision I had about him. He was so embraced with light that the closer he got to me I felt tremendous heat swept all over me
I have never been to a comment section, and felt and seen such love between everybody. I wish all of my brothers and sisters the very best in life. I love you all. Jesus, I love you too!❤
I always heard this passage taught with total seriousness, but Jesus was rather Monty Python-esque in that one. Why is the humor lost on so many churches?
Yes they laugh, for the wicked's time has come... Psalm 37:12-15 The wicked plot against the righteous and gnash their teeth at them; but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming. The wicked draw the sword and bend the bow to bring down the poor and needy, to slay those whose ways are upright. But their swords will pierce their own hearts, and their bows will be broken.
The other day i was tempted and crying to God to give me strength to overcome, then the following morning this Apostle was preaching and said 'you weak in the spirit! Did you hear Jesus crying to his father when he was tempted? Arise and face the temptations with a scripture!' -never felt so called out😂😭
and they STILL didn't get it! lol I question the dissciples IQ a lot when reading the gospels but I have to remind myself that they were chosen by him for this. Their ignorance was a reflection of the ignorance of all men when it comes to God. But seriously... he literally told them who it was! lol!
@@treybeckwith5312well he knew them best as he selected them before he entered the earth. You’re right in how their character reflects most of man. 99% of us would act the same as our forefathers in their predicament without our knowledge base. With our knowledge that number is probably still high at 70%. As different as we are we’re pretty similar.
I was on the 3rd day of a dry fast (no food, no water) and while in prayer I began to cry, then the Lord said to me, “don’t cry, you can’t afford to lose any water.” 😂 I cracked up. Jesus definitely has a sense of humor and is super funny. ❤
I have known God all my life but i never really made Him the focus of my day. Just yesterday, scrolling through youtube, found some kingdom videos, read some uplifting comments and made it a priority to make Jesus the focus of my day each day. Ended up worshipping till 4am. I fell asleep and woke up late at 8am. ( Waking up late spoils my mood and eventually, my whole day). To my amazement, it was the absolute opposite! I had things done right on time, i even ended up doing stuff i hadn't even planned for the day! Just by taking the decision to make Jesus my focus of the day! Everything fell in line! Amazing! God is indeed real and He loves us relentlessly! We just need to make that decision and boom our lives will change for the better! Remember, "He is swift to bless and slow to chide" Now i just need to make Him the focus of my day by meditating on His word and worshipping and praising Him throughout the day, and laziness and procrastination will have no more place in my day and life wholly! Which part in your life do you need a change? Make Jesus the focus and see how things turn out!🎉 Halleluyah!!!
This is so me! I remember yesterday I was down because I gave in to temptation and frustrated with myself, then while trying to sleep the Holy Spirit reminded me in the bible, "Forget the former things, do not dwell on the past", then I realized I am struggling to overcome sin and stand firm with His word because my mind was stuck to my past mistakes believing the lies of the enemy. Then when I got convicted, and prayed for God to help me everyday make Him a priority and by then help me stand firm on Him when the enemy attacks, He again reminded me because that same day I watched a shorts with the same verse the Holy Spirit said to me earlier haha. That's not a coincidence, that's the intervention and power of our God! Amazing! ❤😊
luvlieeee: Jesus is One with God and God is Not a man that He should lie.. therefore, Jesus would Never do such a thing and go against Gods Word by giving someone the side eye because again.. He is One with God, therefore He KNOWS The Word of God and He Knows that goes Against The Word of God because HE IS THE WORD as it states in John 1:1 "The Word was God." Jesus Knows that it is a sin in God's Eyes to look at anyone in such a way. The World calls it "The side eye, while God calls it Haughty eyes. God's word says in Psalm 101:5 "Whoever Slanders their neighbor in secret, I will put to Silence and whoever has HAUGHTY EYES and a Proud heart, (is Prideful) I will NOT Tolerate." Proverbs 6:16-19 "Here are six things God Hates, and one more that He loathes (loathe means He is disgusted with that behavior) with a passion: EYES that are ARROGANT (HAUGHTY), a tongue that Lies, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that run swiftly to do evil, a false witness who speaks lies, and a person who spreads rumors. Haughty eyes is Prideful and Arrogant and God Hates that behavior because that is who satan is and Pride and Arrogance was what got satan kicked out of Heaven. Jesus is without Sin and He would NEVER have given someone the side eye. Let's Not come up with our own ideas of what Jesus is like and what God is like. That is Dangerous and it only Waters down The Gospel as The Gospel is The True Written Word of God (2 Timothy 3:16 "All Scripture is God breathed) and Tells us Exactly Who God and Jesus are. And No, I'm not saying anyone is perfect, BUT the More and More Time you Spend with The Lord (which is Having a Relationship with Him).. ALL of those sinful thoughts and actions (things that we might think is so small such as giving someone the side eye) and Corrupt speech/Foul language Will Become Less and Less. God wants a relationship with us through Christ Jesus. God KNOWS our hearts but can you say you Truly KNOW HIM? His word even tells us in John 17:3 "And this is The WAY to HAVE Eternal Life, IS TO KNOW YOU, The Only True God and Jesus Christ." This Makes So Much sense WHY Jesus said in Matthew 7:23 "Depart from Me, I NEVER KNEW you." See that? God WANTS us to REALLY KNOW HIM.. THROUGH Jesus. This proves that Jesus spoke Facts when He said in John 4:16 "I AM The WAY, The Truth and The Life. NO ONE goes to The Father EXCEPT THROUGH Me." This Proves that there is NO other way to get to The One True Living God Except through Jesus and ALL others Ways, your own ideas, religions, your own beliefs, practices, teachings and traditions.. ALL Lead to Destruction. Jesus is The Mighty Name Who Saves!! Jesus is The ONLY WAY to COME TO KNOW our Heavenly Father. You can Not Enter Gods Kingdom without Knowing Who God is.. Why would anyone Not want to Spend Time with our Heavenly Father? That would be Selfish of us if we only wanted to live a life that was pleasing to ourselves and go about living our life doing what we wanted to do, having a Relationship with our friends and family and constantly talking to them and giving all your time to them but what about Time being Spent with our Creator? .. our Father in Heaven Deserves our Time!! Talk to Him the way you talk and spend time with your friends and family. Sometimes He wants us to be Still and just Listen for His voice as it says in Psalm 46:10 "Be Still and KNOW that I Am God." Read His Word Daily and Meditate on His Word along with Praying and Fasting.. this is Pleasing to our Heavenly Father.. it brings us Close to Him.. this is HOW we COME TO KNOW HIM ♥️♥️.. This is Also How we Gain Knowledge and Discernment from The Holy Spirit. We Need Discernment so that we can Distinguish between God's Truth and satans lies. We Need Discernment so that we will Know others by their fruits (Matthew 7:16) and so we will NOT be Led Astray or come up with our own ideas of what God and Jesus are like. If you dont have a Relationship with Our Lord, then Right Now IS The Time to Start. God is Giving us All Time, Time to Repent, Repent while there is Still Time. Remember, How we Live our lives here on earth, WILL Echo for All of Eternity.
@@santanaaguilar6997 : It's Not serious to who? you? I suggest you read the whole Entire comment and try not to get offended this time, that way you can actually read it in All its Entirety.
@@LM-ol4wc first off, no one got offended, so chill out. And I was reading it, and 1/3 of the way through I decided that your comment turned into something that had nothing to do with the comment u were applying to. Now I ask again, y did you type all of that for a comment that is not that serious
@santanaaguilar6997 : Anyone who s begins their reply with "first off".... is clearly offended. Matthew 7:16 "you will Know them by their fruits"... I can tell by your fruits, that you are offended.. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Facts man. Matthew had me cracking up. Everytime Jesus spoke to the Pharisees it was like when squidward is scolding Patrick, he made those dudes look brainless and no matter how many of them there were they could never outdo him 😂😂😂 I love Jesus so much man
@@APsGTGthere was a time when he said some things to the Pharisees, he quickly dashed away because they wanted to start throwing stones at him😅😅 although he was saying the truth most of them never believed him😢
After I was born again, I asked God what he was calling me to do in His Kingdom. I asked 3 times. The first 2 times, I heard/felt/saw the answer “MOTHER” (have 2 young children). The third time, I was dishing up dinner for my family whilst praying and on asking that question, I distinctly heard/felt “dish up dinner”! I felt that it might have been accompanied by a wry smile or chuckle! 😊
This happened last night when I was reading about Jesus in the upper room with the disciples... In Luke 22:36-38... He warned them about times to come, and if they don't have a sword to buy one.... It was just an allegory About the tough times to come... But a couple of the disciples said. "Look, Lord, we have 2 swords."... It really cracked me up because that's something stupid I would say... Try to find favor with The Lord, but not understanding what he was talking about.... Jesus turned around, said "that's enough"😅
One time ( also in the Gospel according to Luke i don't remember where exactly) the Pharisees accused Jesus of forcing out of people demons and only be able to do so through an alliance with bestheboul(the devil)
One time I was mad because I asked God to do something for me and it didn't happen. Then I heard him say "Wait For What Is To Come" And I got mad again because it didnt happen then like 5 seconds later it happened. Always have Faith Amen
I haven’t read the gospel of Luke in a while and I’ve been going through it the past few days - and wow. I love it! It has so many more miracles and teachings than the other Gospels. Matthew and John seem to be focused mainly on the big things, and Mark is more like a quick overview. Luke gets into things.
Nah can we talk about the last supper and Jesus saying "whoever i give this bread to will betray me" and straight up hands it to Judas 😂😂😂 Gets me every single time !
One time I was praying over my 3 grown children. I said, father they never listen. I'm older. I know when they're going down a bad road! Lord I don't want them to suffer or have hardships! Lord spoke to my spirit and said, SAME! I remember you.
I have a theory. Y’know the game plague inc? Basically you get to mutate a disease and try to spread it around the world. I think Jesus played plague inc and did pretty well bc the whole world was exposed to covid
You don’t have to be so serious in prayer, you can laugh with him talk to him like you would with anyone! He’s honestly a cool guy, I’m so glad I found him he has made my life so much better Also I’m sorry for also replying rude things toward you, I should’ve just forgiven you. Thank you for all the likes ig
I remember as teenagers, my brother and I would go to the mall that was only two blocks from our old home. One night, after eating at a nice burger place with our weekly allowance, my brother needed to use the bathroom. He was desperate enough to say: "Maybe I should go on one of these trees, and maybe no one will notice". I pointed to him the tree next to us and (I kid you not), thre twigs perfectly lined as an "N" and a nicely rounded leaf spelling out: "NO" We both laughed and we managed to get home for him to use our bathroom. 😂😅😊😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 Praise God for his sense of humor.
@@WhyAr3Y0uL00kingAtM3 God and His pronouns should always be capitalized. HeartEllise was just nicely correcting you. God and His pronouns are always capitalized to show His importance and to show Him respect, as well as allude to who is being spoken about even when it isn't clear. When you read the Bible and suddenly see "for He" with capitalized H without any prior mention of God, you'll know who they were referring to. I hope this helps :)
And when Peter walked on the water, and he was doing fine until he stopped looking at Jesus. (Isn't that usually the case?) As a pastor of mine said, Jesus was very patient - although He kinda scolded him about his lack of faith - and didn't light into Peter and then dunk his head under water (blublublub) to teach him a lesson. I think that's why we laugh sometimes - we can so relate, especially to our fellow believers, New *and* Old Testament!
The part that makes me laugh is when they were on the boat and were being tossed back and forth and the Bible says Jesus was walking on the water and was going to walk clean pass them till they called out for him😂
Ikr?😂😂 Was reading the Gospel according to John last night,after the last supper Jesus washed the disciples feet and when it got to Peter's turn he said,"Lord how can you wash my feet? You're my master". But Jesus insisted and Peter replied,"I will not let you wash my feet". Jesus then said,"If i do not wash your feet you have no part with me". Peter hastily replied,"Lord please wash my feet,my head and my hands also"😂😂 I often find Peter very hilarious 😂
Yes,let those pray for you and you pray too for them for you and your enemies those who persicute you I know it hurts but you have too get into your word💕you will not regret it 💞 I love you but he loves you more
One time i was flying to Hong kong and i wanted a 1st class sit. (I was 5) so i prayed for it. Well guess what. A rich family gave up their 1st class tickets for free and gave it to us! God really does bless us
I love that Jesus straight up left everyone to go be ALONE, and crowds were still getting in boats to follow Him across the sea. Dude had to go to the mountains to pray at like 3am. No wonder He slept so soundly during the storm!
@@lyyn-bx3kh : God is Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Omniscient. He is Omnipresent, meaning He CAN be Everywhere All at once.. so why are you putting limits on God? Everything Jesus did was to Set an Example of HOW we are to Live our Daily Lives. Jesus Led By Example. So that's why He prayed to God The Father even though He and God are One but He did it to SHOW us HOW we are to Pray to God out of Great Reverence for our Heavenly Father. Remember, it's God First, THEN The Son, THEN The Holy Spirit (Gods Spirit). Only God is God The Father.. we don't say Father Jesus or Father Holy Spirit.. No, we Only Say Father God because He IS The Father of All. God is God Almighty.. He is Too Holy and that's why He had to come down in The Flesh (Jesus) because we can Not See God in these earthly bodies. Even in Exodus 33:18-23 "Moses asked God to show His Glorious Presence and God said "I will pass by but you can NOT look Directly at My face so I will put My hand out to cover you. And once I have passed, I will remove My hand so you will Only see My back, because No one can See My Face and Live." See that!! NO one can See Gods face and Live. We would D*E if we were to See Him in ALL of His Glory. Only His children will See Him in Heaven once they Receive their Glorified bodies. So that is How God was able to Sit on His Throne and Come down in the Flesh (Jesus) and then Ascend back up into Heaven, leaving All of His children with The Holy Spirit, which is God's Spirit. God's Spirit is IN ALL of His children.. Not everyone is a child of God "John 8:44 "For you are the children of your father the devil, and you love to do the evil things he does." Matthew 25:32-33 & 41 "He will separate the people the same way a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep on His right and the goats on the left. Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, 'Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons." If you don't have a Relationship with God through Christ Jesus, Right Now is The Time to Start. Spend Time with Him, talk to Him the way you spend time talking to your friends and family. Sometimes He just wants us to be Still and Listen for His voice as it says in Psalm 46:10 "Be Still and KNOW that I Am God." Read His Word Daily and Meditate on His Word along with Praying and Fasting.. This is Pleasing to Him. It brings us Close to Him.. this is HOW we COME TO KNOW HIM. God KNOWS our hearts.. but can you say you KNOW HIM? John 17:3 "The WAY (He IS The Way) to Eternal Life IS TO KNOW YOU, The Only True God and Jesus Christ." It Makes So Much Sense Why Jesus said in Matthew 7:23 "Depart from Me, I NEVER KNEW you." This Proves that Jesus spoke Facts when He said in John 14:6 "I AM The WAY, The Truth and The Life. NO one goes to The Father EXCEPT through Me." This proves Jesus IS IN FACT The ONLY WAY to get to The One True Living God and ALL other ways.. your own way, your own ideas, and your own beliefs and teachings, religions, practices, and traditions.. ALL Lead to Destruction. Jesus IS The ONLY WAY.. if you don't have a Relationship with God through His Son Jesus.. Right Now is The Time to Start. There's a young lady who had a dream and God told her that Jesus is Not coming soon.. He is Right around the corner! Make sure you are in Right Standing with our Heavenly Father. Whatever sins you are Holding onto.. Let it go! And no one is saying we are to be perfect, but The More and More Time you Spend with our Heavenly Father, All of those sinful thoughts, actions and foul language/perverse speech will become Less and Less. Call on The Mighty Name Who Saves! Call on Jesus.. He IS The Name Above All names!! Stop gambling with your life folks. Keep in mind that How we Live our lives here on earth, WILL Echo for All of Eternity. Choose Life. Choose Jesus.
One time, i was sick and was having a head ache, it was very sunny and it added to the pain i was feeling in my head. I just told God that i iwshed the sun will stop shining till i reached home and almost immediately, clouds covered the sun and it stopped shining till i reached home. My sister was with me that day and she was shocked and speechless😅
I was actually feeling lonely and cried earlier and God lead me to this video. Thank You Lord for bringing a smile to my heart. You are truly my joy, Lord. 😊💖
@@heathercarnegie4693 I am feeling okay now, thanks to Father God. I hope you are too. We truly have an amazing and loving Heavenly Father who's always with us.
My favorite is when the diciples were worried about having food and Jesus turns to them and asks how many people did you just see me feed? And you are worried about food! Gold...
It's written so closely in some books(although it might have not happened so closely) and even as the reader, you wonder, "dudes it just happened yesterday, how can you forget?" 😢 The book of Mark.
One day at work,(many years ago), I was going through training and was having a challenging day. I couldn't seem to shake off that bad feeling. Soon after, my co-worker,Michael, came up to me and wished me a Happy Birthday. I was puzzled. I told him that it was not my birthday. He walked off. Then a 2nd person approached me and wished me a Happy Birthday. Then a 4th person. After like the 7th person came up to me to wish me a Happy Birthday, I looked around and saw Michael there red from laughing so hard🤣🤣. He had told everyone that it was my Birthday and to join him in wishing me a Happy Birthday that day KNOWING it was NOT my Birthday!! I fell OUT laughing!🤣🤣 PRAISE THE GREAT GOD and MESSIAH. JESUS CHRIST!! My day went high in the sky from there on that day!! I could NOT BE in a bad mood after that! God LOVES and KNOWS HOW TO cheer you up!!🙌🏾👆🏾✝️👑🤣🤣
Can you imagine losing your child for three days? The HORROR of it!! Now imagine you lost G-d's son ...! G-d: I gave you *ONE* job! Mary and Joseph: We finally found Him, Lord. Please tell him to obey us.
@@Joy21090 : But who comes first? GOD or people? GOD comes first at ALL Times.. so why are you putting people before God? We are Not to watch how we say or word things when it comes to God all because we don't want to offend anyone. No one comes first before God. Even Jesus Continued teaching that He is One with God and teaching about the Resurrection after they threatened His life. Even Jesus' Disciples spoke about Jesus to The Jews after they Repeatedly told them Not to speak of Him ever again or they will be imprisoned and eventually started making d*ath threats toward the disciples too. Everything Jesus did, is an Example for us.. Jesus Led By Example and we are to Follow those examples.. just like His disciples did. Jesus says in Matthew 22:37 "you must Love The Lord with All of your heart, All of your soul and All of your mind. This IS the First and Greatest Commandment." God First At All Times.
IKR, that makes me laugh loudly every time I read or hear about it… Speak loudly, maybe he’s sleeping… Lol And foolishly, they cut themselves and chant louder… Lol
Recently, I was overcome by depression but God led me to this video and now my feelings went back to extranormal. Praise the lord! Our God didn't like seeing his children weep, because He had it under control.
There are moments when God wants to shine ✨️ His truths upon us so we can take a moment to recognize, we have God with us! Isn't that amazing!? There are times when we get caught up in this worldly reality that we forget about His truths and we try to work for Him more than what HE originallly intended for us, yes of course doing His will is also amazing!, but HE wants us to always remember and keep in mind of the simplicity of going back to our first ❤️ which is Himself. Let us return to the simplicity of loving You Lord! And help us never loose the childlike faith of excitement that every time we encounter You or even take a breathe that You are with us! And have given us the best blessing on the world, which is to have You! In Jesus Name we pray, Amen. The Lord God bless you all!
The comment section is so beautiful. Yhe fact that we not only relate to the Bible but we have our own experience of Jesus being hilarous just shows he is very much present in our lives😊
“The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” -Mark 11:12-14
How many prophets were depressed, and didn't want to fulfill their mission but instead lay down to sleep. And God sent an angel and/or woke them up, gave them food from heaven to sustain a long journey, and told them to get up and go now! I love how ironic and sensible God's humor and love is, especially with issues such as depression/exhaustion/frustration/despair and our human response to want to crawl under the covers and go to sleep.
I just started reading the Bible for the first time but Genesis 18:15 had me laughing last night “Sarah denied it. “I did not laugh” she said, because she was afraid. But he replied, “No, you did laugh.”” Thinking about how God just simply went ‘uh yes you did’ and ended it there had me cracking up.
A few years back, I was having a lot of trouble controlling my temper. Around that same time, I wasn't going to church, wasn't reading my Bible, wasn't really doing any of the things I was supposed to be doing. But I still prayed every night, and asked God to help me with my temper. Night after night, I prayed for this one thing. Finally, one night, as I was mid-prayer, I heard a distinct THUMP somewhere in my room, like something had fallen over. I was too tired to bother looking, so I went to sleep. Next morning I woke up - my Bible had fallen off my shelf. Sat there, untouched, for months, and just fell off while I was praying. I laughed out loud and said, "Okay, okay, I get it," and sat down, started at Genesis, and began reading every single night before bed. Within just a few days, my temper was better than it had been all year. God has an excellent sense of humor - especially when he's just being straight with you.
This is literally me right now. He's been calling me to His word for months but I haven't felt motivated until recently. And I've been super irritable because of it. I'll take this as a sign lol
Yes when the disciples could not cast out an unclean spirit Jesus says how long have you been with me. Must I do everything myself 😂😂😂😂 I love our Lord he is so good to us.
I was having a bad day today and kept asking why God? I so needed to watch this and read the comments. Boy, everything was just lifted off me. ❤ Thank you to everyone who commented and thank you God! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I was crying earlier and my Heavenly Father made me laugh, as satan was making me feel not good enough, doubtful, My God turned my tears to tears of joy and laughter with His Word. Hallelujah! Us Christians need to spend more time reading the Word.❤️ The Lord is the strength of our lives!
A part I found funny was when the men on the ship are fishing and Jesus says try the other side and they get tons of fish. The next day they fish and say they want to do their normal way but get no fish and from shore Jesus says “caught any fish yet?” I just thought that was rlly petty and found it hilarious 😂
I love that he gave James & John the nicknames 'Sons of Thunder', because they were asking him to call down Lightning from heaven to smite their enemies 🤣
Maybe no one gonna read this, but I wanna share it. Last year about 2 weeks before my birthday, I was strugling with depression. I felt that even God had turning away from me, I thought that He must be don't want to hear me anymore. So I asked Him, "Oh Lord, I know You're tired of me. But if You still listen, for this year, could I ask for raining as my birthday gift? The hardest one". I just said it randomly and as a joke. I thought that would be impossible cause the weather then was really shiny and hot. But guess what? On my birthday it was raining almost all day, the first rain since almost 2 month without any rain. And my stupid ass just stood there on the buss station (stuck there because I didn't bring any umbrella or mantel) trying hard to hold my big stupid smile and tears. Well okay Lord, thanks to remain me that You always listen, and thanks for the gift.
He is omniscient and omnipresent. Be grateful. Thank him every day and count your blessings and you'll evade depression. Look up to God your hope and not down at the world that is passing. God is omnipotent. Nothing is too hard for him! If it's impossible for man, it's possible for God!
There is a story in the old testament where God stops the sun until the battle is over so that they didn't have to fight again the next day. He can and will do the same for us if it's necessary. He loves you so much. Thank you for telling your story, it's amazing to hear how God worked in your life that day
A friend of mine was praying and then fell asleep. She woke up later and just opened her bible to read it The first chapter she opened said “O foolish watcher,”😂😂
When the Samaritan woman said "I have no husband", and Jesus replied, "You are correct in saying that because you've had five husbands and not the one you're living with now," will never not catch me off guard 😅
@@denisemayosky1955I know he only wanted to save her, and thank God she was able of seeing that instead of feeling attacked... but it's still so out of nowhere I have to hold back a laugh every time
It must've been 2013 and I was coming home from work. All I wanted to do was sit down and read my bible. I had moved back home and my mother said to me "but can't you just clean up the kitchen first, you come home and the first thing you want to do is read your bible". She was upset and ended up doing it herself although I was going to stop reading to clean the kitchen. So when I went back to reading I starting laughing at where I was lefted off in my reading. At that moment I though the Lord had a sense of humor and I was reassured that I wasn't doing bad since I was bother with a bit of guilt to make mother upset with me. I was left off reading Luke 10:38 where Jesus was at Martha's and Mary's home and all Mary wanted to do was sit by the feet of Jesusn while Martha was upset because Mary wasn't helping her to server but wanted to listen to Jesus. The Lord is amazing❤
@@kaotixorder I also felt that way and prayed for her. I believe that at the end of her life she had an encounter with the living God. I believe we were together again with Jesus only this time she was also at his feet. I've never been soo afraid nor lost in my life at that time. I literally felt like I was in a fire as her death got closer. But I felt the presence of the Lord soo strongly and He was with her and I through the end like in Isaiah 43:2. The experience of the collateral beauty helped me see the profound love of the Lord and the love my mother and I shared. He did some amazing things that I will never forget but it would be too long to tell you. Psalms 106.1
Have you no holy Fear of God? Do you dare to pretend you may put words in God's mouth? Go and read Jesus' actual response in full and learn the truth. For, before calming the sea, the Lord first rebukes them for their lack of Faith. Do you know why? Because, right from the beginning, God had revealed that God neither slumbers nor sleeps (eg. Ps 121:4) - and yet the lot of you still imagine the Lord was sleeping while the boat was being tossed about in the surging waves!!! Indeed, how much longer do you lot expect God to put up with your utter lack of Faith and sheer folly!!!
@ninaballerina2807 It was a slight exaggeration to what he said. That's basically what he said. That's why there's other translations. We don't even know what he said exactly at that moment but your reaction was a bit much and really unnecessary.
I went to the beach to read the Bible today. I just started, so I was reading Genesis. I looked up to the sky in awe because that is the very sky God created in the scripture I just read. Then I whispered to God, 'Give me a little lightning, Lord.' After a couple of seconds, a tiny bolt struck about a mile from me. I sat there for 3 hours, and that was the only lightning I saw He really said "here's a lil treat"
What is messiah (edit): after bieng told what it is i dont need anyone eles to tell me and im cristin so i know who jesus is and stuff pls dont reply to tel me what it is anymore
Thought I should add one of my personal stories with the Lord. I sometimes get anxious when reading long passages in the Bible, but I'm working hard to overcome it. This one particular day, I just want to do a quick read, and I'm like Lord today please forgive me, I'm trying but I can't spend a long time. What happens; I open the Bible, Psalm 119. I got to say, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Now Psalm 119 is my favorite. The thought alone that G-d was jesting with me like a friend, so so endearing. Now I have a much easier time with reading, G-d works all things for good. Praise Jesus all glory belongs to him. Thank you for seeing me, G-d. Also one more add, years ago..I one time was walking outside and there was a bakery and the most delicious scent was wafting in the air, me being broke at the time was like, praying to G-d. Oh, G-d if only I could have a taste, I'd be so happy. So I keep walking past and about 5 minutes later this very fragile looking woman stops me as I pass her home. She needed help with something, it would be easy for me. So I helped her, it literally took me 10 seconds. And then she comes out with a plate of the most delicious looking freshly baked goods and gives them to me, and it was an abundance, not just one. I looked up at the sky that day and couldn't help but keep smiling. That was one of the best days of my life.
"...Uh, yeah. I had to talk Him out of having me bake my bread using fires sustained from _human dung._ I dunno why WE got all the weird instructions, Eli." -Ezekiel, probably
@@DawGran145 never ever read again kid >> Ezekiel 4:14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.” 15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
She then names her ony child of old age "laughter" Isaac (Hebrew - laughter). Fun fact. Am Kenyan and we have many ethnic groups one being Luhya (Bantu). Laugh in Luhya is Sakha.
I remember asking God "if you don't love me, don't let me see the sun rise again." I had more faith to believe God would make it so I always perceived it to be night time, but not enough faith to believe in his love. Anyway, the next morning I woke up early and there was not just sun, but a sunrise. The biggest I have ever seen. Sun rise. Let's just say I understood the sign.
For those who don't get it, where I come from, sunrises are small, short, rare, and if they appear at all they happen at ~5AM. So no, I don't see a sunrise "every morning."
I always laugh when they're in the sea and Jesus appears all of a sudden when it's still dark and probably misty, so they couldn't see clearly, and they scream "It's a ghost" frightened like it was a horror movie, their brain probably stopped bc of the fear and didn't even notice that it was Jesus 😂 But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” Matthew 14:22-33 and John 6:16-21
Luke 4:18-20 NLT [18] “The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, for he has anointed me to bring Good News to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim that captives will be released, that the blind will see, that the oppressed will be set free, [19] and that the time of the Lord’s favor has come. ” [20] He rolled up the scroll, handed it back to the attendant, and sat down. All eyes in the synagogue looked at him intently. So bold😂😂
One night, we were going to drop off my cousins to their house but we needed gas. So the nearest gas station was 10 minutes. Luckily we arrived there in time. My aunty said “Thank you Jesus!” Then all of a sudden I saw a sign that had A p crossed out and a bold letter that said “Anytime” we all laughed. 😂❤ Praise the Lord.
My favorite part of the Bible was when a dude told Jesus something like how he can’t stop looking at other women. So Jesus told him to pluck his eyes out.
Once while I was driving at night alone, I asked god that if you are with me then show a lightning in sky in 3, 2, 1 & when I said one, the exact moment, a Big Lightning ⚡😂 and I even got scared 😂
I found myself laughing when Jesus kept telling the disciples that Lazarus is “sleep”. They just weren’t getting it and finally Jesus said, “Lazarus is DEAD…” 😂
@@mssmmillJesus was using a euphemism, stating that His friend Lazarus was "asleep" to politely convey to His followers that Lazarus was in fact dead. For whatever reason I cannot recall, the followers thought Lazarus was literally sleeping, and didn't know why Jesus needed to travel so far just to go wake up a sleeping dude. Jesus then dispenses with the euphemism and states Lazarus is dead. The funny part is Jesus was trying to be polite and respectful, but then decides to ditch the politically correct version of events for the blunt one, lol. 😅
@@toniduval4350 Well, remember he had already raised the little girl from the dead, and when he did, he told the mourners to stop, because she was only sleeping. I also think maybe he was making reference to this. Imagine how frustrating it would have been to keep having to remind your own followers of the miracles you've performed. lol
@@toniduval4350I also think He could have been very literal in saying that Lazarus was asleep, because He was conveying that when someone dies-their spirit sleeps. Jesus used a lot of “heavenly language” when He spoke like telling the disciples that He had food that they don’t know about, and while He was talking about feeding His spirit, they literally thought that someone gave Him food and asked Him about it. But even though He was being quite literal about Lazarus’ spirit being asleep, it’s still quite funny to see that dynamic between our understanding of things and how Jesus reacted to our ‘dense’ way of thinking😂
He's very funny to this day. When i got saved in 2018, i only had a king james bible and it was hard to understand the wordings and I jokingly said, " Lord, i probably need a bible for dummies so i can understand ". Literally the next sunday he led me to a church, and they were giving out free bibles in a translation God knew I'd understand. I literally screamed laughing when i realized he answered my prayers and gave me a bible even a toddler could understand 😂😂😂 it’s the same bible I use to this day🙏❤️
Oh God, where are these wonderful people? Reading the comments here puts a smile on my face....what a great family i have. I wish I can hug everyone here. I love you all. I love this wholesome and lovely family discussion 😂😂. Thank you Lord Jesus for making us sons.
My most favorite one is when God mocks other pretended "gods": He kinda says: “Such idols are carved from the same log that is burned to make food!” ( Isaiah 44:12-20). LOL.
@@FBl_Fed Actually we don’t! We, the holders of TRUTH, don’t even need to crap on others religions; THEY’RE crap per se; pure inventions of the devil to divert people from the truth and the ONLY true and living God. What can you expect from the devil? Righteousness? The devil hates YOU, humans in general with all his strength because they were/are created in the image of God and because of their potential to choose righteousness over evil. Sadly, many people get deceived and fooled by all the devil's lies. Satan is willing to do whatever is necessary to get YOU deceived and take you away from the truth because he wants you in hell; he is the FATHER of LIES; just as Bible in Corinthians 11:14 sates: “And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Jesus Christ was the ONLY ONE who sacrificed himself and shed blood on the cross to give humanity a second chance; just as the Bible in Hebrews 9:22-26 states: “In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the SHEDDING of BLOOD there is NO forgiveness.” Now tell me, what did Buddha, Allah, Mohammed, etc did for humanity, exactly? Jesus Christ’s birth and death LITERALLY marked the transition from BC to AD. He literally “split” time. We’re talking about God himself not some others mumbo jumbo religions.
@@FBl_Fed Actually we don’t! We, the holders of TRUTH, don’t even need to crap on others religions; THEY’RE crap per se; pure inventions of the devil to divert people from the truth and the ONLY true and living God. What can you expect from the devil? Righteousness? The devil hates YOU, humans in general with all his strength because they were/are created in the image of God and because of their potential to choose righteousness over evil. Sadly, many people get deceived and fooled by all the devil's lies. Satan is willing to do whatever is necessary to get YOU deceived and take you away from the truth because he wants you in hell; he is the FATHER of LIES; just as Bible in Corinthians 11:14 sates: “And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Jesus Christ was the ONLY ONE who sacrificed himself and shed blood on the cross to give humanity a second chance; just as the Bible in Hebrews 9:22-26 states: “In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the SHEDDING of BLOOD there is NO forgiveness.” Now tell me, what did Buddha, Allah, Mohammed, etc did for humanity, exactly? Jesus Christ’s birth and death LITERALLY marked the transition from BC to AD. He literally “split” time. We’re talking about God himself not some others mumbo jumbo religions.
@@Eldajene2045There is a vid explaining this as a mirror to the garden of Eden. Eve is a fallen "woman" while Mary is a righteous "woman." Since Mary fully believes in Jesus and His power, He gives her what she asks for and thus starts His ministry at an earlier date.
He's precious, funny ,caring ,kind ,giving,Holy , loving,righteous, loyal ,smart ,wise ,selfless and perfect !!! Jesus is amazing 🙏
Amen to that
Amen to that
Yes,just the word Precious Lord wins it in my life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Amen 🙏
Dont forget holy and rightious
Jesus heals two blind guys and says "SEE to it that you tell no one." That one always gets me.
HAAAAAAAAA i never picked up on this lol hahahaa
How can you tell no one that you are no longer blind?
@@pemcortes9467Exactly. I think that's probably the reason why Jesus said to not tell anyone. People wouldn't really believe them or it would be too much of a hassle to explain.
I think a blind man was healed by Jesus and he tried explaining it but the officials didn't believe it (gotta find the scripture)
@@MandyGee000 thats it actually. But still, Jesus is funny.
😂
He was definitely witty and sarcastic 😂😂😂 but definitely spoke nothing but the truth 🙌🙏
Amen! Yes! He is The Truth, glory hallelujah!!
Jesus loves you!🌺
Jesus said nothing that was sarcastic
You just called your god sarcastic. When will Yall understand
I’m looking forward to meeting Him face to face being a sarcastic person myself (witty only on occasion)
I ran to the comment session, listening to the laughter on replay while reading comments with a wide smile of thanks to God for loving this kind of humanity 😅😅😅
Me too😂
Me three
All humans he loves all alike but not all of us love him the same 😢
Heyaa my buddy
I’m telling you same same sammmeee 😂❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤😂
One day from work i was thinking 'I cannot dance" And i looked outside and saw written in a bus in big bold letters 'Anybody can dance'. I laughed. God has a sense of humor
He truly does. I’ve had some moments like that myself, lol
He sure does
There is never a boring time with Him
True😂
Trust me, our Lord and Savior rebukes dancing and is not the one telling you to dance!
@@etyopiawitWho told you? Give me one verse that says so. I have a question, what did David do to please the lord? David danced and that alone was pleasing to the Lord. Please don’t say what you don’t know just to discourage a sister in Christ.
I remembered preparing for a nursing exam. I was anxious and prayed that God show me a sign that im going to pass. Later that day i was driving home and i saw an actual road sign saying in all caps PASS! 😂😂 i just cracked up to the Lord. He has the most hilarious sense of humor. Also i did pass the test. Thabk you Lord ❤❤ The bible says God even laughs at our enemies 😂
That's very very hilarious. You PASS!!! Maybe i will do this when i start my board exam again.
What i prayed for was not to pass but to have very nice weather during exam days and behold the storm approaching in our country detours and makes that very day all sunshine and clear with mild wind that I feel like i love to sleep rather than take the exam. 😂😂😂
I prayed that God would send me my heart. The next day I met a man last name Valentine. We decided to have lunch, that vile spirit manifested before I could even get a meal! Then I prayed, "Lord send me a man after YOUR own heart". I should have requested a time frame because that's been some decades, and I'm still waiting.🙂⌛🕰️😊
Yes. Psalm 37. He laughs at the plans of the evil ones. But...Jesus speaks against those who seek "signs." So...I'd chill on that. God bless!
If you're looking for a sign you are more prone to seeing something that you'll interpret as one.. This is really basic psychology. God doesn't want us to be blind fools void of any semblance of brain function relying on signs stumbling from one to another and never growing in knowledge. Interpreting omens is declared in the old testament to be a sin and is associated with sorcery. Be transformed by the renewing of your mind. He has given you a brand new heart and brand new spirit as well as everything you need for life and godliness. You don't have to rely on silly signs as those who follow the winds of the world, you're better than that.
@@ritapearl-im3wvI don't think it is wrong to ask God for a bit of reassurance or confirmation. There's a big difference between the "signs and wonders" the Pharisees were seeking when Jesus said that and what she's talking about. The Pharisees wanted signs and wonders so Jesus would prove who He was. The other situation was her asking for some reassurance and edification as her results could take weeks. I believe God has no problem with that. He's a good father and good fathers encourage their kids.
“It’s not my time yet woman”
TO HIS MOTHER
Sometimes i feel like He had a death wish..
i feel like this is what teen him said when his mom woke him up for school or sum 😭😭
it was respectful to say that back then 💀
@@RITA_IS_GRANNYthere’s no school back then
@@MontyCoquette but if there wasssss
Once before I had a car, there was a public transportation workers strike & I had to walk to work for about a month. One evening on the walk home I was complaining & tired. I heard the Holy Spirit say," It took Jesus 3 days to walk to Samaria, I only had to walk 20 blocks".❤.
And He hiked a lot, Moses too(climbing from mountain to mountain every time) I hike often and it's definitely not easy. Glory to God Almighty, the Love of Jesus is immeasurable. I don't think anyone would care to leave one's comfort(Father's wealth) to extreme conditions but He did it all for us. Above all, for us. Just like when He was being slapped, beaten and spat-on, He didn't say a word. Endured it all for us. Blessed be The Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
I really really needed to hear this cuz I'm still walking
Amen 🙏
What exactly does the Holy Spirit sound like when he speaks to you? I wanna here his voice so bad.
@@Laylayou-vm9bvHis Voice giveth peace, instructions. I love Holy Spirit voice, it doesn't sound strange. Sometimes while praying or thinking, I ask for His opinion.
I like how he roasts the Pharisees every chance he gets! 😂😂😂 That’s my
King!!
Yasss I know when I’m reading it every time he burns them I yell man Jesus was savage😂😂
Jesus calling them hypocrites and correcting them is so funny😭
@@usitapali I knowww!!!😂
Yeah! Let’s go Jesus!
HYPOCRITES!!!!!
Yesterday, I was sent to hospital and later on we learned that its bc of my anxiety and stress. While I'm on my way to hospital, I just said to Jesus, "Lord, I should not be absent at work, I will not earn any money huhuhuhu" and when I open my eyes I saw a huge billboard saying "You need some rest" and I was like "Hahahaha okay if you say so"
How are you doing now? Also, what about the anxiety and stuff made you have to go to the hospital?
@@AmeliaEarhart53756 may God bless u
God bless you hope you are feeling better now
@gloatyfish007 what
@@Lexi_Luna89 this person didn't say God, why are you correcting her?
At the Cana weddings when Mary tells him "They're out of wine" and Jesus be like "What does this have to do with me?" 😂
My favorite so far!!! 😂
That was to warn His mother that if He does that miracle, He will have to leave her and begin His public ministry. He knows that she wants to be with Him still. Regardless, Mary says "Do whatever He tells you." What a woman.
And? That's sounds like a TP - their problem. 😂 Mary just moved on like he didn't just give her some sass 😂
In the chosen he says “what does that have to do with me”
Referring to her as "woman" is what makes it funny to me 😆
I just can't wait to see him again. Im going to give him the biggest hug ever 🙏✝️
🙌🙌🙏✝️
yess!! ❤🙏
Same here, what I cannot forget is the vision I had about him. He was so embraced with light that the closer he got to me I felt tremendous heat swept all over me
Me Too !!!!
Again? Is there a story I need to know? 🙃
I have never been to a comment section, and felt and seen such love between everybody. I wish all of my brothers and sisters the very best in life. I love you all. Jesus, I love you too!❤
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@@dee81715 🥰💓💗💋
@@dee81715 🙏 🤗 😘 Amen!
Amen 🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥 my brothers and sisters
@@Bench-j71 Amen, hon ❤️ 💖
"maybe before criticizing your neighbor for having a speck in his eye you should remove the log from yours" He was SAVAGE
Dang bro😂😂😂
I always heard this passage taught with total seriousness, but Jesus was rather Monty Python-esque in that one. Why is the humor lost on so many churches?
@@hypnoticbacon17 because it's not about actually following Christ, it's about the illusion of perfection and the money raked in from parishioners.
Someone needs to show that same verse to our own US government officials and administration.
HELP I LEGIT FELL ON THE GROUND-
“He who sits in the heavens laughs” (Psalm 2:4).
YO THIS IS REAL 🔥❤️🔥
Yes they laugh, for the wicked's time has come...
Psalm 37:12-15
The wicked plot against the righteous and gnash their teeth at them; but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming. The wicked draw the sword and bend the bow to bring down the poor and needy, to slay those whose ways are upright. But their swords will pierce their own hearts, and their bows will be broken.
Yhhhhhh
I absolutely love this verse.... All I can do is to laugh along my King Jesus Christ knowing that He's on my side.😊
I literally posted "He who sits in heaven Laughs" then I scrolled to your comment. Guess what? I laughed.
The other day i was tempted and crying to God to give me strength to overcome, then the following morning this Apostle was preaching and said 'you weak in the spirit! Did you hear Jesus crying to his father when he was tempted? Arise and face the temptations with a scripture!' -never felt so called out😂😭
Philipians, 4:13 “I can do all things trough Christ, Who strengthens me”
Ok I laughed too because this was my sign 😅 sister I too was struggling earlier today
“One of you is going to betray me.”
*looks directly at Judas*
and they STILL didn't get it! lol I question the dissciples IQ a lot when reading the gospels but I have to remind myself that they were chosen by him for this. Their ignorance was a reflection of the ignorance of all men when it comes to God. But seriously... he literally told them who it was! lol!
Right then told him to hurry up! Lol😂
@@treybeckwith5312well he knew them best as he selected them before he entered the earth. You’re right in how their character reflects most of man. 99% of us would act the same as our forefathers in their predicament without our knowledge base. With our knowledge that number is probably still high at 70%. As different as we are we’re pretty similar.
😂😂
@@treybeckwith5312 exactly😂
Jesus has a GODLY sense of humour
HOW
Litterally lol
Amen 😂❤
HAHAHA THATS ACTUALLY HYSTERICAL 😭
@@simonnewchannel1146ITS GODLY
I was on the 3rd day of a dry fast (no food, no water) and while in prayer I began to cry, then the Lord said to me, “don’t cry, you can’t afford to lose any water.” 😂 I cracked up. Jesus definitely has a sense of humor and is super funny. ❤
i think this is the funniest comment ive read today
Thank you ❤
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😂😂😂
Guys he forgot to take his schizophrenic pills
I have known God all my life but i never really made Him the focus of my day. Just yesterday, scrolling through youtube, found some kingdom videos, read some uplifting comments and made it a priority to make Jesus the focus of my day each day. Ended up worshipping till 4am. I fell asleep and woke up late at 8am. ( Waking up late spoils my mood and eventually, my whole day).
To my amazement, it was the absolute opposite! I had things done right on time, i even ended up doing stuff i hadn't even planned for the day! Just by taking the decision to make Jesus my focus of the day! Everything fell in line! Amazing!
God is indeed real and He loves us relentlessly! We just need to make that decision and boom our lives will change for the better! Remember, "He is swift to bless and slow to chide"
Now i just need to make Him the focus of my day by meditating on His word and worshipping and praising Him throughout the day, and laziness and procrastination will have no more place in my day and life wholly!
Which part in your life do you need a change? Make Jesus the focus and see how things turn out!🎉
Halleluyah!!!
This is so me! I remember yesterday I was down because I gave in to temptation and frustrated with myself, then while trying to sleep the Holy Spirit reminded me in the bible, "Forget the former things, do not dwell on the past", then I realized I am struggling to overcome sin and stand firm with His word because my mind was stuck to my past mistakes believing the lies of the enemy. Then when I got convicted, and prayed for God to help me everyday make Him a priority and by then help me stand firm on Him when the enemy attacks, He again reminded me because that same day I watched a shorts with the same verse the Holy Spirit said to me earlier haha. That's not a coincidence, that's the intervention and power of our God! Amazing! ❤😊
I just imagine the bombastic side eye he gave Judas when he said "one of you guys is going to betray me"lmao😭
luvlieeee: Jesus is One with God and God is Not a man that He should lie.. therefore, Jesus would Never do such a thing and go against Gods Word by giving someone the side eye because again.. He is One with God, therefore He KNOWS The Word of God and He Knows that goes Against The Word of God because HE IS THE WORD as it states in John 1:1 "The Word was God."
Jesus Knows that it is a sin in God's Eyes to look at anyone in such a way.
The World calls it "The side eye, while God calls it Haughty eyes.
God's word says in Psalm 101:5 "Whoever Slanders their neighbor in secret, I will put to Silence and whoever has HAUGHTY EYES and a Proud heart, (is Prideful) I will NOT Tolerate."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "Here are six things God Hates, and one more that He loathes (loathe means He is disgusted with that behavior) with a passion: EYES that are ARROGANT (HAUGHTY), a tongue that Lies, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that run swiftly to do evil, a false witness who speaks lies, and a person who spreads rumors.
Haughty eyes is Prideful and Arrogant and God Hates that behavior because that is who satan is and Pride and Arrogance was what got satan kicked out of Heaven.
Jesus is without Sin and He would NEVER have given someone the side eye.
Let's Not come up with our own ideas of what Jesus is like and what God is like.
That is Dangerous and it only Waters down The Gospel as The Gospel is The True Written Word of God (2 Timothy 3:16 "All Scripture is God breathed) and Tells us Exactly Who God and Jesus are.
And No, I'm not saying anyone is perfect, BUT the More and More Time you Spend with The Lord (which is Having a Relationship with Him).. ALL of those sinful thoughts and actions (things that we might think is so small such as giving someone the side eye) and Corrupt speech/Foul language Will Become Less and Less.
God wants a relationship with us through Christ Jesus.
God KNOWS our hearts but can you say you Truly KNOW HIM?
His word even tells us in John 17:3 "And this is The WAY to HAVE Eternal Life, IS TO KNOW YOU, The Only True God and Jesus Christ."
This Makes So Much sense WHY Jesus said in Matthew 7:23 "Depart from Me, I NEVER KNEW you."
See that? God WANTS us to REALLY KNOW HIM.. THROUGH Jesus.
This proves that Jesus spoke Facts when He said in John 4:16 "I AM The WAY, The Truth and The Life. NO ONE goes to The Father EXCEPT THROUGH Me."
This Proves that there is NO other way to get to The One True Living God Except through Jesus and ALL others Ways, your own ideas, religions, your own beliefs, practices, teachings and traditions.. ALL Lead to Destruction.
Jesus is The Mighty Name Who Saves!!
Jesus is The ONLY WAY to COME TO KNOW our Heavenly Father.
You can Not Enter Gods Kingdom without Knowing Who God is..
Why would anyone Not want to Spend Time with our Heavenly Father?
That would be Selfish of us if we only wanted to live a life that was pleasing to ourselves and go about living our life doing what we wanted to do, having a Relationship with our friends and family and constantly talking to them and giving all your time to them but what about Time being Spent with our Creator? .. our Father in Heaven Deserves our Time!!
Talk to Him the way you talk and spend time with your friends and family.
Sometimes He wants us to be Still and just Listen for His voice as it says in Psalm 46:10 "Be Still and KNOW that I Am God."
Read His Word Daily and Meditate on His Word along with Praying and Fasting.. this is Pleasing to our Heavenly Father.. it brings us Close to Him.. this is HOW we COME TO KNOW HIM ♥️♥️..
This is Also How we Gain Knowledge and Discernment from The Holy Spirit.
We Need Discernment so that we can Distinguish between God's Truth and satans lies.
We Need Discernment so that we will Know others by their fruits (Matthew 7:16) and so we will NOT be Led Astray or come up with our own ideas of what God and Jesus are like.
If you dont have a Relationship with Our Lord, then Right Now IS The Time to Start.
God is Giving us All Time, Time to Repent, Repent while there is Still Time.
Remember, How we Live our lives here on earth, WILL Echo for All of Eternity.
@@LM-ol4wcwith no disrespect, why did you make a whole lesson towards this comment, it wasn’t that serious man
@@santanaaguilar6997 : It's Not serious to who? you? I suggest you read the whole Entire comment and try not to get offended this time, that way you can actually read it in All its Entirety.
@@LM-ol4wc first off, no one got offended, so chill out. And I was reading it, and 1/3 of the way through I decided that your comment turned into something that had nothing to do with the comment u were applying to. Now I ask again, y did you type all of that for a comment that is not that serious
@santanaaguilar6997 : Anyone who s
begins their reply with "first off".... is clearly offended.
Matthew 7:16 "you will Know them by their fruits"...
I can tell by your fruits, that you are offended..
Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I used to forget that he was also a human with sense of humor
Yup! God created humor and our ability to laugh. We are made in His image, including our sense of humor. 💕
Facts man. Matthew had me cracking up. Everytime Jesus spoke to the Pharisees it was like when squidward is scolding Patrick, he made those dudes look brainless and no matter how many of them there were they could never outdo him 😂😂😂 I love Jesus so much man
@@APsGTGthere was a time when he said some things to the Pharisees, he quickly dashed away because they wanted to start throwing stones at him😅😅 although he was saying the truth most of them never believed him😢
@@APsGTGyoo! I wouldn’t think I’d find you here again LOL! God bless you 🙏❣️.
DUDE!! Your profile picture is the background on my phone!!! XD
Also, amen!! It's easy to forget that, definitely
"One of you is going to betray me."
*CUT TO JESUS SIDEYING JUDAS*
"Is it I Rabbi?"
even said “ I will give a piece of bread to the one who betrays me “ and gave it to Judas and they still didn’t understand💀
@@adopttheadventure1942 lmaoo
*BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE, CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE* 👀
@@ZephyriteX Jesus even said “go do what you’re about to do” to Judas, also didn’t understand😌👍
After I was born again, I asked God what he was calling me to do in His Kingdom. I asked 3 times. The first 2 times, I heard/felt/saw the answer “MOTHER” (have 2 young children). The third time, I was dishing up dinner for my family whilst praying and on asking that question, I distinctly heard/felt “dish up dinner”! I felt that it might have been accompanied by a wry smile or chuckle! 😊
He's so practical and funny that way
My favorite Jesus snark: Mark 9:19 “Oh unbelieving generation, how much longer must I put up with you?” 🤣
He is lucky that he hasn’t put up with the skbidi children 💀
An _"Oh for the Love of Me..."_ moment.
He was over them…😂😂😂
* aggressively looks for bible *
@@TheRunawaysAndMorefr
"One of us is going to betray me"
*aggressive neck turn towards Judas*
I cracked up bad and my dad is asleep and my mom shushed me 😭
Mainly cause the house is SILENT and my laugh was VERY loud
@KaminGamerPlayz lmao- 😭
Damn
LOL WHATTT @@KaminNanez
This happened last night when I was reading about Jesus in the upper room with the disciples... In Luke 22:36-38... He warned them about times to come, and if they don't have a sword to buy one.... It was just an allegory About the tough times to come... But a couple of the disciples said. "Look, Lord, we have 2 swords."... It really cracked me up because that's something stupid I would say... Try to find favor with The Lord, but not understanding what he was talking about.... Jesus turned around, said "that's enough"😅
Lol, I would love to see that happening
So relatable 😂 it would go right over my head
One time ( also in the Gospel according to Luke i don't remember where exactly) the Pharisees accused Jesus of forcing out of people demons and only be able to do so through an alliance with bestheboul(the devil)
XD
Hope I can watch it in the chosen 😅😅, I’m thinking this would be Andrew or big James
One time I was mad because I asked God to do something for me and it didn't happen. Then I heard him say "Wait For What Is To Come" And I got mad again because it didnt happen then like 5 seconds later it happened. Always have Faith Amen
So true, I recently started getting into my Bible a lot and going through the gospels made me love him even more
*Him
I haven’t read the gospel of Luke in a while and I’ve been going through it the past few days - and wow. I love it!
It has so many more miracles and teachings than the other Gospels.
Matthew and John seem to be focused mainly on the big things, and Mark is more like a quick overview. Luke gets into things.
Yessss Sword of the Spirit
Jesus loves you!🌺
I feel this
Nah can we talk about the last supper and Jesus saying "whoever i give this bread to will betray me" and straight up hands it to Judas 😂😂😂 Gets me every single time !
My mouth would drop if I was Judas lol
Oh my! 😮😅
and they STILL didn't get it! lol!
Didnt he whisper it to one of the disciples
@@chaosr6621 Yeah, to John, I just noticed that a few days ago!
Jesus was brutal.😂 He was always like "i can't believe you guys dont understand. How do you not understand yet?🙄" Lol😅
I take after my Lord so much 😂 This is me all the time
The disciples did seem pretty dense didn't they LOL
I asked Him how is it you asked that question,they were cursed ,didn't you know?
Lol!!!!! Same
@@lynnpittman8902sometimes I read and I'm like. You need to tell us plainly because we won't understand as if I'm in the Bible with the disciples.😅
One time I was praying over my 3 grown children. I said, father they never listen. I'm older. I know when they're going down a bad road! Lord I don't want them to suffer or have hardships! Lord spoke to my spirit and said, SAME! I remember you.
😮😮😮savàge😂❤❤
😂😂😂😂 My God😂
😂
Bro I bet Jesus is such a chill guy it's gonna be cool to meet him
I have a theory. Y’know the game plague inc? Basically you get to mutate a disease and try to spread it around the world. I think Jesus played plague inc and did pretty well bc the whole world was exposed to covid
@@WalterBeanigan bro what
@@RayRedspark lol it’s a joke
@@WalterBeanigan lol
@@WalterBeaniganRedditors when they realise people have beliefs:
"One of you is going to betray me."
*Audible neck snap towards Judas*
or the slow turn like -
*SLOWLY TURNS.*
excuse me sir?
😂😂😂
I feel like if he was still around and making videos Surreal Entertainment would make an animation of that
@@zen_oni i should make an animation out of that with an oddly loud neck snap 💀
@@cobain_kids do it
“Oh no! We’re out of wine!” *looks at Jesus*
Jesus: *Dont even think about it.*
*duplicates
Thank you🤣🤣🤣 I've been seaching for genuinely funny comments, and your is the first to actually make me laugh🤣🤣🤣
That's why it's called the red sea
God and Jesus Christ loves you repent and give ur life to Christ before it’s too late Amen🙏💗❤️✝️☀️
Lol
You don’t have to be so serious in prayer, you can laugh with him talk to him like you would with anyone! He’s honestly a cool guy, I’m so glad I found him he has made my life so much better
Also I’m sorry for also replying rude things toward you, I should’ve just forgiven you. Thank you for all the likes ig
Amen
This…
Sometimes I find myself gisting him about how my day went
And it actually feels like he is listening
@@OpeYemi-mc1rt this is so me
Actually Jesus is not a guy,He is a supreme being,so instead, you can say he is a cool father 😊❤
@@1..4m..M3ph0n3..XOXO..LUVYOU it's disrespectful🤨 and next time pls put a capital letter on the He and God😌😌
I remember as teenagers, my brother and I would go to the mall that was only two blocks from our old home.
One night, after eating at a nice burger place with our weekly allowance, my brother needed to use the bathroom. He was desperate enough to say:
"Maybe I should go on one of these trees, and maybe no one will notice".
I pointed to him the tree next to us and (I kid you not), thre twigs perfectly lined as an "N" and a nicely rounded leaf spelling out:
"NO"
We both laughed and we managed to get home for him to use our bathroom.
😂😅😊😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
Praise God for his sense of humor.
*His
@@WhyAr3Y0uL00kingAtM3 God's pronouns should be capitalized
@@WhyAr3Y0uL00kingAtM3 God and His pronouns should always be capitalized. HeartEllise was just nicely correcting you. God and His pronouns are always capitalized to show His importance and to show Him respect, as well as allude to who is being spoken about even when it isn't clear. When you read the Bible and suddenly see "for He" with capitalized H without any prior mention of God, you'll know who they were referring to. I hope this helps :)
That’s hilarious
@Mangoleaf9103 im mango areena
My favorite is when he’s on the water the disciples are terrified and he’s just like “be of good cheer it’s me!”
And when Peter walked on the water, and he was doing fine until he stopped looking at Jesus. (Isn't that usually the case?) As a pastor of mine said, Jesus was very patient - although He kinda scolded him about his lack of faith - and didn't light into Peter and then dunk his head under water (blublublub) to teach him a lesson. I think that's why we laugh sometimes - we can so relate, especially to our fellow believers, New *and* Old Testament!
@@denisemayosky1955I didn’t even know about that part! Jesus is too funny 😂
I know right. Just casually strolled across the water like it's nothing. That bit always cracks me up. 😂😂😂
"It's a me, mariooo"
The part that makes me laugh is when they were on the boat and were being tossed back and forth and the Bible says Jesus was walking on the water and was going to walk clean pass them till they called out for him😂
Ikr?😂😂
Was reading the Gospel according to John last night,after the last supper Jesus washed the disciples feet and when it got to Peter's turn he said,"Lord how can you wash my feet? You're my master". But Jesus insisted and Peter replied,"I will not let you wash my feet". Jesus then said,"If i do not wash your feet you have no part with me". Peter hastily replied,"Lord please wash my feet,my head and my hands also"😂😂
I often find Peter very hilarious 😂
Peter is *so* relatable!!
😅😅
How could l even forget that scen😂😂😂
Peter loved him.... the kid seeking his father's approval...
Let me build you three tents...
Pls pray for my anxiety and to be healthy ✝️🩷!
Yes,let those pray for you and you pray too for them for you and your enemies those who persicute you I know it hurts but you have too get into your word💕you will not regret it 💞 I love you but he loves you more
@@Preppyyt-og1fl may the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ abide with you always amen
i will pray for you!
May your anxiety will never return in the mighty name of God 🙏❤️🔥🫵Amen.
God's got you, the warmth of his love will drive out that spirit of depression in Jesus name, you will feel his love Amen 🙏💞❣️
One time i was flying to Hong kong and i wanted a 1st class sit. (I was 5) so i prayed for it. Well guess what. A rich family gave up their 1st class tickets for free and gave it to us! God really does bless us
That is so sweet and precious! ❤️❤️❤️ God loves you so much and He loves us all so much and I’m so thankful for Him and His love
Damn I hope my brother (he'll be a pilot) lets me have free fist class seats 😭
Bro how tf y’all ask for and just simply get it from the lord
@@rosscrisp-el5kqsimple lord magic
@@rosscrisp-el5kq well idk but God says no sometimes
"Lord, I cannot control my hands"
Jesus: "then cut them off"
😭😭
At least it's a wise decision😭🗿
He is saying it's better to not have hands in heaven then be in hell with both
Lol pls dont read
@@Nooneismy He speaks in parables. Hopefully you understand this
@pab162 im telling truth go cry about it
I love that Jesus straight up left everyone to go be ALONE, and crowds were still getting in boats to follow Him across the sea. Dude had to go to the mountains to pray at like 3am. No wonder He slept so soundly during the storm!
To pray?? Can God pray??and to who??
he's a human just like u, not god @@lyyn-bx3kh
@@lyyn-bx3kh God the son praying to God the father. God is 3 persons and one nature
@@lyyn-bx3kh : God is Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Omniscient.
He is Omnipresent, meaning He CAN be Everywhere All at once.. so why are you putting limits on God?
Everything Jesus did was to Set an Example of HOW we are to Live our Daily Lives.
Jesus Led By Example.
So that's why He prayed to God The Father even though He and God are One but He did it to SHOW us HOW we are to Pray to God out of Great Reverence for our Heavenly Father.
Remember, it's God First, THEN The Son, THEN The Holy Spirit (Gods Spirit).
Only God is God The Father.. we don't say Father Jesus or Father Holy Spirit.. No, we Only Say Father God because He IS The Father of All.
God is God Almighty.. He is Too Holy and that's why He had to come down in The Flesh (Jesus) because we can Not See God in these earthly bodies.
Even in Exodus 33:18-23 "Moses asked God to show His Glorious Presence and God said "I will pass by but you can NOT look Directly at My face so I will put My hand out to cover you. And once I have passed, I will remove My hand so you will Only see My back, because No one can See My Face and Live."
See that!! NO one can See Gods face and Live. We would D*E if we were to See Him in ALL of His Glory.
Only His children will See Him in Heaven once they Receive their Glorified bodies.
So that is How God was able to Sit on His Throne and Come down in the Flesh (Jesus) and then Ascend back up into Heaven, leaving All of His children with The Holy Spirit, which is God's Spirit.
God's Spirit is IN ALL of His children..
Not everyone is a child of God "John 8:44 "For you are the children of your father the devil, and you love to do the evil things he does."
Matthew 25:32-33 & 41 "He will separate the people the same way a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.
He will place the sheep on His right and the goats on the left.
Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, 'Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons."
If you don't have a Relationship with God through Christ Jesus, Right Now is The Time to Start.
Spend Time with Him, talk to Him the way you spend time talking to your friends and family.
Sometimes He just wants us to be Still and Listen for His voice as it says in Psalm 46:10 "Be Still and KNOW that I Am God."
Read His Word Daily and Meditate on His Word along with Praying and Fasting..
This is Pleasing to Him.
It brings us Close to Him.. this is HOW we COME TO KNOW HIM.
God KNOWS our hearts.. but can you say you KNOW HIM?
John 17:3 "The WAY (He IS The Way) to Eternal Life IS TO KNOW YOU, The Only True God and Jesus Christ."
It Makes So Much Sense Why Jesus said in Matthew 7:23 "Depart from Me, I NEVER KNEW you."
This Proves that Jesus spoke Facts when He said in John 14:6 "I AM The WAY, The Truth and The Life. NO one goes to The Father EXCEPT through Me."
This proves Jesus IS IN FACT The ONLY WAY to get to The One True Living God and ALL other ways.. your own way, your own ideas, and your own beliefs and teachings, religions, practices, and traditions.. ALL Lead to Destruction.
Jesus IS The ONLY WAY.. if you don't have a Relationship with God through His Son Jesus.. Right Now is The Time to Start.
There's a young lady who had a dream and God told her that Jesus is Not coming soon.. He is Right around the corner!
Make sure you are in Right Standing with our Heavenly Father. Whatever sins you are Holding onto.. Let it go!
And no one is saying we are to be perfect, but The More and More Time you Spend with our Heavenly Father, All of those sinful thoughts, actions and foul language/perverse speech will become Less and Less.
Call on The Mighty Name Who Saves!
Call on Jesus.. He IS The Name Above All names!!
Stop gambling with your life folks.
Keep in mind that How we Live our lives here on earth, WILL Echo for All of Eternity.
Choose Life. Choose Jesus.
@@lyyn-bx3khJesus was leading by example. How will others follow if he doesn't?
One time, i was sick and was having a head ache, it was very sunny and it added to the pain i was feeling in my head. I just told God that i iwshed the sun will stop shining till i reached home and almost immediately, clouds covered the sun and it stopped shining till i reached home. My sister was with me that day and she was shocked and speechless😅
I was actually feeling lonely and cried earlier and God lead me to this video. Thank You Lord for bringing a smile to my heart. You are truly my joy, Lord. 😊💖
Same happened to me...hope you are well ❤❤
@@heathercarnegie4693 I am feeling okay now, thanks to Father God. I hope you are too. We truly have an amazing and loving Heavenly Father who's always with us.
@@sleepyhead_m.bin126 AMEN to that 🤗🤗🤗🤗
Just remember, when you feel alone, you are not alone in feeling alone. Work that one out 😅
@@Blokesy Thank you sincerely for your kind words. Indeed, we are not alone, God is always with us. 😊
My favorite is when the diciples were worried about having food and Jesus turns to them and asks how many people did you just see me feed? And you are worried about food! Gold...
lmao
True
It's written so closely in some books(although it might have not happened so closely) and even as the reader, you wonder, "dudes it just happened yesterday, how can you forget?" 😢 The book of Mark.
One day at work,(many years ago), I was going through training and was having a challenging day. I couldn't seem to shake off that bad feeling. Soon after, my co-worker,Michael, came up to me and wished me a Happy Birthday. I was puzzled. I told him that it was not my birthday. He walked off. Then a 2nd person approached me and wished me a Happy Birthday. Then a 4th person. After like the 7th person came up to me to wish me a Happy Birthday, I looked around and saw Michael there red from laughing so hard🤣🤣. He had told everyone that it was my Birthday and to join him in wishing me a Happy Birthday that day KNOWING it was NOT my Birthday!! I fell OUT laughing!🤣🤣 PRAISE THE GREAT GOD and MESSIAH. JESUS CHRIST!! My day went high in the sky from there on that day!! I could NOT BE in a bad mood after that! God LOVES and KNOWS HOW TO cheer you up!!🙌🏾👆🏾✝️👑🤣🤣
I like when Jesus went missing for 3 days and His parents spent days looking for Him only to find Him hanging out with teachers. ❤❤❤
Can you imagine losing your child for three days? The HORROR of it!!
Now imagine you lost G-d's son ...!
G-d: I gave you *ONE* job!
Mary and Joseph: We finally found Him, Lord. Please tell him to obey us.
& he’s like where else would I be besides my fathers house ? 😂😂😂 like sir you didn’t say anything & your 12 & it’s been 3 days 😂😂😭😭😭
@@Joy21090Why are you saying - instead of o
@@SoloSilence I do that as a sign of respect for Jewish members of our community.
@@Joy21090 : But who comes first? GOD or people?
GOD comes first at ALL Times.. so why are you putting people before God?
We are Not to watch how we say or word things when it comes to God all because we don't want to offend anyone.
No one comes first before God.
Even Jesus Continued teaching that He is One with God and teaching about the Resurrection after they threatened His life.
Even Jesus' Disciples spoke about Jesus to The Jews after they Repeatedly told them Not to speak of Him ever again or they will be imprisoned and eventually started making d*ath threats toward the disciples too.
Everything Jesus did, is an Example for us..
Jesus Led By Example and we are to Follow those examples.. just like His disciples did.
Jesus says in Matthew 22:37 "you must Love The Lord with All of your heart, All of your soul and All of your mind. This IS the First and Greatest Commandment."
God First At All Times.
The Bible has tons of hilarious sections. Like when Elijah is mocking the idolators by insisting their god is asleep or on vacation.
Or using the restroom 😂
IKR, that makes me laugh loudly every time I read or hear about it… Speak loudly, maybe he’s sleeping… Lol And foolishly, they cut themselves and chant louder… Lol
I love that part. So funny.
In which book it is written?
@@priscillakumar6527 1 Kings 18:27
Recently, I was overcome by depression but God led me to this video and now my feelings went back to extranormal. Praise the lord! Our God didn't like seeing his children weep, because He had it under control.
Awww remember that always!!
Yeah, I'll make sure to remember that as I burn in Hell forever alongside all the unbaptized infants and the gays.
I remember my aunt preaching and saying, “God stands from His throne when His children are afflicted.”
Amen
There are moments when God wants to shine ✨️ His truths upon us so we can take a moment to recognize, we have God with us! Isn't that amazing!? There are times when we get caught up in this worldly reality that we forget about His truths and we try to work for Him more than what HE originallly intended for us, yes of course doing His will is also amazing!, but HE wants us to always remember and keep in mind of the simplicity of going back to our first ❤️ which is Himself. Let us return to the simplicity of loving You Lord! And help us never loose the childlike faith of excitement that every time we encounter You or even take a breathe that You are with us! And have given us the best blessing on the world, which is to have You! In Jesus Name we pray, Amen. The Lord God bless you all!
"One of you is going to betray me"
*BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE, JUDAS*
Did'nt he say "whoever gets this bread is the traitor" then throw it to judas?
@Guest1320-p6x HELP I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING THIS, NOR DO I KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING, I'VE NEVER READ THE BIBLE 😭😭😭
The comment section is so beautiful. Yhe fact that we not only relate to the Bible but we have our own experience of Jesus being hilarous just shows he is very much present in our lives😊
Exactly 👍
Absolutely! ❤😊
Yea
The:❌
Yhe:✅
I want to have a experience so bad like one with rhe holyspirit 😭
People who say the Bible is boring have never actually read it, because there is actually some funny stuff in it😂
There is alot of funny stuff😂
Funniest of all is when people take all the shit that’s in the Bible and interpret it as historically accurate events
Yeeees☺️☺️
Haha yeah like the time that Abraham was so afraid to tell anyone Sarah was his wife because she was so beautiful.. I don't know but I find it funny
Personally, I've always found the part where Peter cuts a guy's ear off and jesus just reattaches is like a lego so goddamned funny
“The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” -Mark 11:12-14
He was hangry
What did the tree do💀
The tree was referring to Israel who had no fruit because they rejected Him.
Bro jesus had beef with a fig💀
idk about the context but that's HILARIOUS
I just came to the comments to see how hilarious Jesus was
Y'all been taking notes 😂😂
When Elijah was suicidal and God was all like :here's food, you're not you when you're hungry
😂😂😂 yes
He was just hangry
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many prophets were depressed, and didn't want to fulfill their mission but instead lay down to sleep. And God sent an angel and/or woke them up, gave them food from heaven to sustain a long journey, and told them to get up and go now! I love how ironic and sensible God's humor and love is, especially with issues such as depression/exhaustion/frustration/despair and our human response to want to crawl under the covers and go to sleep.
@@uzbeccastan86 ❤️
I just started reading the Bible for the first time but Genesis 18:15 had me laughing last night “Sarah denied it. “I did not laugh” she said, because she was afraid. But he replied, “No, you did laugh.”” Thinking about how God just simply went ‘uh yes you did’ and ended it there had me cracking up.
i thought the same thing when I read it awhile back 😂
Me too, loves how he called her out so simply that it was hilarious
And this is why her son was named Issac.
2 nights ago I was talking about this,she had no faith in her heart,no wonder Israel in the wilderness did not enter His rest
God was telling her that He Knows everything you think, etc.
A few years back, I was having a lot of trouble controlling my temper. Around that same time, I wasn't going to church, wasn't reading my Bible, wasn't really doing any of the things I was supposed to be doing. But I still prayed every night, and asked God to help me with my temper. Night after night, I prayed for this one thing. Finally, one night, as I was mid-prayer, I heard a distinct THUMP somewhere in my room, like something had fallen over. I was too tired to bother looking, so I went to sleep.
Next morning I woke up - my Bible had fallen off my shelf. Sat there, untouched, for months, and just fell off while I was praying. I laughed out loud and said, "Okay, okay, I get it," and sat down, started at Genesis, and began reading every single night before bed. Within just a few days, my temper was better than it had been all year. God has an excellent sense of humor - especially when he's just being straight with you.
Love that for you 😂. I’m just scrolling through finding funny passages and highlighting them. But I like your story lol ❤
This is literally me right now. He's been calling me to His word for months but I haven't felt motivated until recently. And I've been super irritable because of it. I'll take this as a sign lol
Go n readdd ,now🏃@@Trynnitty
@@Trynnittybest of luck to you, friend!
@Jaithesaintt exactly what am doing
Oh, I love Jesus, so much! 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
😄😂🥰
Yes when the disciples could not cast out an unclean spirit Jesus says how long have you been with me. Must I do everything myself 😂😂😂😂 I love our Lord he is so good to us.
Actually, Jesus said they needed to pray and fast in order to cast out certain unclean spirits.
@@Redeemed.of.YHVH.thru.Christ No, Jesus said it was because of their little faith in Him.
😂😂
@@bearde_mut9731Mark 9: 14-29
🤣😭😂
Reading through the comment section is absolutely wholesome and extremely hilarious 😂😂😂
😂 I'm here for it lol 😆
lol I love it too
I know right
I was having a bad day today and kept asking why God? I so needed to watch this and read the comments. Boy, everything was just lifted off me. ❤ Thank you to everyone who commented and thank you God! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This was the first comment section I was eager to click on, I love these
Satan: Jump off this cliff to prove you really are the son of god!
Jesus: Nah I’m good man.
111 likes and no reply’s? Lemme fix that
154 likes and 1 comment lemme fix that!
@@GBA_TBCA you both are smart as you know you cant get hate on this short or they hate god and jesus
It was really funny af knowing how coward jesus is.
Yeah when jesus met Satan he really said “stranger danger”
I was crying earlier and my Heavenly Father made me laugh, as satan was making me feel not good enough, doubtful, My God turned my tears to tears of joy and laughter with His Word.
Hallelujah! Us Christians need to spend more time reading the Word.❤️ The Lord is the strength of our lives!
Yes!!
A part I found funny was when the men on the ship are fishing and Jesus says try the other side and they get tons of fish. The next day they fish and say they want to do their normal way but get no fish and from shore Jesus says “caught any fish yet?” I just thought that was rlly petty and found it hilarious 😂
😂
Lmfao 😂
Where did you read that?
@@cirohugoJohn 21
I love that he gave James & John the nicknames 'Sons of Thunder', because they were asking him to call down Lightning from heaven to smite their enemies 🤣
They surely had a THUNDEROUS attitude
@@PurpleAdamo *ba dum tss*
@@Erue2008 They also had a *SHOCKING* diet of salads!
@@patrickkeichigamboa1751 *ba dum tss*
I LOVE THIS PART OF THE BIBLE
Maybe no one gonna read this, but I wanna share it. Last year about 2 weeks before my birthday, I was strugling with depression. I felt that even God had turning away from me, I thought that He must be don't want to hear me anymore. So I asked Him, "Oh Lord, I know You're tired of me. But if You still listen, for this year, could I ask for raining as my birthday gift? The hardest one". I just said it randomly and as a joke. I thought that would be impossible cause the weather then was really shiny and hot. But guess what? On my birthday it was raining almost all day, the first rain since almost 2 month without any rain. And my stupid ass just stood there on the buss station (stuck there because I didn't bring any umbrella or mantel) trying hard to hold my big stupid smile and tears. Well okay Lord, thanks to remain me that You always listen, and thanks for the gift.
He is omniscient and omnipresent. Be grateful. Thank him every day and count your blessings and you'll evade depression. Look up to God your hope and not down at the world that is passing. God is omnipotent. Nothing is too hard for him! If it's impossible for man, it's possible for God!
Jesus loves you, God loves you❤
I am so proud of you and Jesus is too. I am so happy that you have changed since then.
There is a story in the old testament where God stops the sun until the battle is over so that they didn't have to fight again the next day. He can and will do the same for us if it's necessary. He loves you so much. Thank you for telling your story, it's amazing to hear how God worked in your life that day
This is amazing. Your story made me smile and brought me to tears. Thanks for sharing. 🩷☔️🌧️🌦️🌈
A friend of mine was praying and then fell asleep. She woke up later and just opened her bible to read it
The first chapter she opened said “O foolish watcher,”😂😂
When the Samaritan woman said "I have no husband", and Jesus replied, "You are correct in saying that because you've had five husbands and not the one you're living with now," will never not catch me off guard 😅
This is one of my favorites! Lol
I like how He didn't really shame her, it's more like He innocently pointed it out.
@@denisemayosky1955I know he only wanted to save her, and thank God she was able of seeing that instead of feeling attacked... but it's still so out of nowhere I have to hold back a laugh every time
what verse is this?
@@edith7344 Jesus was amazing he knows everything that'll happen in the future to the end of the world because God reveals them to him
It must've been 2013 and I was coming home from work. All I wanted to do was sit down and read my bible. I had moved back home and my mother said to me "but can't you just clean up the kitchen first, you come home and the first thing you want to do is read your bible". She was upset and ended up doing it herself although I was going to stop reading to clean the kitchen. So when I went back to reading I starting laughing at where I was lefted off in my reading. At that moment I though the Lord had a sense of humor and I was reassured that I wasn't doing bad since I was bother with a bit of guilt to make mother upset with me. I was left off reading Luke 10:38 where Jesus was at Martha's and Mary's home and all Mary wanted to do was sit by the feet of Jesusn while Martha was upset because Mary wasn't helping her to server but wanted to listen to Jesus. The Lord is amazing❤
Now way XD i loved that XD
Wow!!! ❤
You understood the assignment!
i feel compassionate towards your mother
@@kaotixorder I also felt that way and prayed for her. I believe that at the end of her life she had an encounter with the living God. I believe we were together again with Jesus only this time she was also at his feet. I've never been soo afraid nor lost in my life at that time. I literally felt like I was in a fire as her death got closer. But I felt the presence of the Lord soo strongly and He was with her and I through the end like in Isaiah 43:2. The experience of the collateral beauty helped me see the profound love of the Lord and the love my mother and I shared. He did some amazing things that I will never forget but it would be too long to tell you. Psalms 106.1
The disciples: "DON'T YOU CARE IF WE DROWN?!?!?"
Jesus: "Dude, just tell the storm to stop."
For real 😂 but they still didn't have that faith yet.
Pfft-
Did Jesus just said dude😂😂😂
Have you no holy Fear of God? Do you dare to pretend you may put words in God's mouth? Go and read Jesus' actual response in full and learn the truth. For, before calming the sea, the Lord first rebukes them for their lack of Faith. Do you know why? Because, right from the beginning, God had revealed that God neither slumbers nor sleeps (eg. Ps 121:4) - and yet the lot of you still imagine the Lord was sleeping while the boat was being tossed about in the surging waves!!! Indeed, how much longer do you lot expect God to put up with your utter lack of Faith and sheer folly!!!
@ninaballerina2807 It was a slight exaggeration to what he said. That's basically what he said. That's why there's other translations. We don't even know what he said exactly at that moment but your reaction was a bit much and really unnecessary.
Jesus is my saver ❤❤❤i am blessed with his Mercy ❤Thank you for your support my beloved father ❤
God's humor is unmatched. It's one of my favorite qualities about Him!
Amen!so true 🙏❤️
Hallelujah😂
The Bible has a lot of valuable life lessons.
bro this is a video about jesus☠️
@@jdos5643the bible promotes genocide
I went to the beach to read the Bible today. I just started, so I was reading Genesis. I looked up to the sky in awe because that is the very sky God created in the scripture I just read. Then I whispered to God, 'Give me a little lightning, Lord.' After a couple of seconds, a tiny bolt struck about a mile from me. I sat there for 3 hours, and that was the only lightning I saw
He really said "here's a lil treat"
Awwwn, he's so sweet
That’s actually so cool.
God is so great! It's amazing how he shows up and shows out!
Wow.
I also started with Genesis a week ago. I'm at Genesis 12 now
Our Beloved Messiah. ❤️✝️
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What is messiah (edit): after bieng told what it is i dont need anyone eles to tell me and im cristin so i know who jesus is and stuff pls dont reply to tel me what it is anymore
@@Bdcrock The Messiah is the Son of The Father who paid the price for our sins. ✝️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️☦️☦️☦️☦️
Oh no its 666 likes I can't like it anymore
Thought I should add one of my personal stories with the Lord. I sometimes get anxious when reading long passages in the Bible, but I'm working hard to overcome it. This one particular day, I just want to do a quick read, and I'm like Lord today please forgive me, I'm trying but I can't spend a long time. What happens; I open the Bible, Psalm 119. I got to say, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Now Psalm 119 is my favorite. The thought alone that G-d was jesting with me like a friend, so so endearing. Now I have a much easier time with reading, G-d works all things for good. Praise Jesus all glory belongs to him. Thank you for seeing me, G-d.
Also one more add, years ago..I one time was walking outside and there was a bakery and the most delicious scent was wafting in the air, me being broke at the time was like, praying to G-d. Oh, G-d if only I could have a taste, I'd be so happy. So I keep walking past and about 5 minutes later this very fragile looking woman stops me as I pass her home. She needed help with something, it would be easy for me. So I helped her, it literally took me 10 seconds. And then she comes out with a plate of the most delicious looking freshly baked goods and gives them to me, and it was an abundance, not just one. I looked up at the sky that day and couldn't help but keep smiling. That was one of the best days of my life.
Wooowww
God is so amaising❤.
"is it really you lord?" "You wanna feel my hand holes?"
That's a comeback. Thomas was like "unless I put my hands where the nails went through on his hands, I will not believe" so so be it
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Bruh what😭😂
Did He really said this? Dang
@ebunoluwaodeneye761
Jesus is the ROCK of our Salvation 🙏
"The Lord has a sense of humor. He could choose any way to bring me food, but he chooses unclean birds." - Elijah
"...Uh, yeah. I had to talk Him out of having me bake my bread using fires sustained from _human dung._ I dunno why WE got all the weird instructions, Eli."
-Ezekiel, probably
@@a-s-greigread in context later Ezekiel didn't baked it over that .
He baked his bread over cow dung :)
@@DawGran145 never ever read again kid >> Ezekiel 4:14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”
15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
@@DawGran145cow dung is actually clean and more combustible than human’s. In my country, we use it for fuel fires.
"Lord, I am not able to move my hands"
"Then straighten 'em" 😭😭
Praise the Lord
Edit: This comment still never fails to make me laugh 🤣
Where is this in the Bible?
@@GeeselikecheeseIt's a joke
@@EggianEmpire I know I want to know where it is
@@Geeselikecheese
It ain't. It's a joke.
It’s real. Mark 3:1-6 Luke6:6-11 or Matthew12:9-14. It’s just not worded the same way
His laugh is contagious,the type that makes u laugh even if u don't know why the person is laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I believe you, but how do you know? Dream?
Jesus appearing in the midst of the disciples in a locked room: SURPRISE!
Disciples: *heart attack*
I know 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
❤😂
Womp womp
😂😂😂😂😂💀
Sarah: “I did not laugh”
God: “No, but you did laugh!”
💀 🗿 🗿 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
She then names her ony child of old age "laughter" Isaac (Hebrew - laughter).
Fun fact. Am Kenyan and we have many ethnic groups one being Luhya (Bantu). Laugh in Luhya is Sakha.
Thank you!! I thought I was the only one to find the hilariousness there! ♥️ 😂
@@ValentineL806 Bantu people once spoke a language very close to proto-semitic.
That part tickles me every time!!!! 😂
@@Edits_Panic0 Interesting!!!!
I remember asking God "if you don't love me, don't let me see the sun rise again." I had more faith to believe God would make it so I always perceived it to be night time, but not enough faith to believe in his love. Anyway, the next morning I woke up early and there was not just sun, but a sunrise. The biggest I have ever seen.
Sun rise. Let's just say I understood the sign.
Excuse me what? There's a sunrise every morning..?
What a dumb example.
I get it ---- these comments didn'. Don't worry...you are ahead of the game.....myeyes are open to Him toe😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉
@@lynigirl1956 Thanks! 🙂
For those who don't get it, where I come from, sunrises are small, short, rare, and if they appear at all they happen at ~5AM.
So no, I don't see a sunrise "every morning."
It's the way his eyes popped out during the first 'hee' for me 😂😂
The part when jesus asked his disciples are you still this dull 😂😂😂 i was cracking up 😂
Jesus was giving African parent energy. Always asking you questions that question your intelligence while making you feel less than smart.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah they kept asking for explanations to the parables! And he just went off and roasted them💀
Me too!! lol
I always laugh when they're in the sea and Jesus appears all of a sudden when it's still dark and probably misty, so they couldn't see clearly, and they scream "It's a ghost" frightened like it was a horror movie, their brain probably stopped bc of the fear and didn't even notice that it was Jesus 😂 But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.”
Matthew 14:22-33 and John 6:16-21
I literally DIED of laughter when I read this one too!!
“If you had as much faith as a mustard seed” always gets me 😂
Ruined the perfect 50 likes.
Imagine he brought a mustard seed to show scale.
Luke 4:18-20 NLT
[18] “The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, for he has anointed me to bring Good News to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim that captives will be released, that the blind will see, that the oppressed will be set free, [19] and that the time of the Lord’s favor has come. ” [20] He rolled up the scroll, handed it back to the attendant, and sat down. All eyes in the synagogue looked at him intently.
So bold😂😂
Reason to be a Christian= having a God who loves, cares and has a sense of humour. This is what we need in life
Humor*
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@MDRakib-id1ph ok, I won't force you to change, just don't say anything against our belief
@@Countryandpjofangirlyour the one forcing people
@@saralayla8563he didn't force anyone here so what are you implying?
One night, we were going to drop off my cousins to their house but we needed gas. So the nearest gas station was 10 minutes. Luckily we arrived there in time. My aunty said “Thank you Jesus!” Then all of a sudden I saw a sign that had A p crossed out and a bold letter that said “Anytime” we all laughed. 😂❤ Praise the Lord.
A p crossed out mean?
@@Ghgh-gb9ue It means no parking 😊
@@PavillionToleafoa okay see that
What GOD can not do does not exist ❤❤❤❤❤thank u LORD JESUS Christ Amen ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Awwww
My favorite part of the Bible was when a dude told Jesus something like how he can’t stop looking at other women. So Jesus told him to pluck his eyes out.
I would've definitely been laughing, like oop not pluck out eyes😂😂😂
Oh, Gracious Notorious One, whose name is #Mercy (a woman).
That wasn't a joke. Jesus was serious when he said that...
@@mindhunter8772he had a point though!
How hilarious
Once while I was driving at night alone, I asked god that if you are with me then show a lightning in sky in 3, 2, 1 & when I said one, the exact moment, a Big Lightning ⚡😂 and I even got scared 😂
I found myself laughing when Jesus kept telling the disciples that Lazarus is “sleep”. They just weren’t getting it and finally Jesus said, “Lazarus is DEAD…” 😂
Expound
@@mssmmillJesus was using a euphemism, stating that His friend Lazarus was "asleep" to politely convey to His followers that Lazarus was in fact dead. For whatever reason I cannot recall, the followers thought Lazarus was literally sleeping, and didn't know why Jesus needed to travel so far just to go wake up a sleeping dude. Jesus then dispenses with the euphemism and states Lazarus is dead.
The funny part is Jesus was trying to be polite and respectful, but then decides to ditch the politically correct version of events for the blunt one, lol. 😅
@@toniduval4350 Well, remember he had already raised the little girl from the dead, and when he did, he told the mourners to stop, because she was only sleeping. I also think maybe he was making reference to this. Imagine how frustrating it would have been to keep having to remind your own followers of the miracles you've performed. lol
Yeah it's crazy how He had to be so point-blank with them. 😂
@@toniduval4350I also think He could have been very literal in saying that Lazarus was asleep, because He was conveying that when someone dies-their spirit sleeps. Jesus used a lot of “heavenly language” when He spoke like telling the disciples that He had food that they don’t know about, and while He was talking about feeding His spirit, they literally thought that someone gave Him food and asked Him about it.
But even though He was being quite literal about Lazarus’ spirit being asleep, it’s still quite funny to see that dynamic between our understanding of things and how Jesus reacted to our ‘dense’ way of thinking😂
Philip: show us the father
Jesus: Philip? Look me in the eyes, what do you see?
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Jesus be halarius
Lol "call me daddy" he knew that would hit eventually
where is this at in the bible!!! i got to read thisssss
Ha Ha Ha
He's very funny to this day. When i got saved in 2018, i only had a king james bible and it was hard to understand the wordings and I jokingly said, " Lord, i probably need a bible for dummies so i can understand ". Literally the next sunday he led me to a church, and they were giving out free bibles in a translation God knew I'd understand. I literally screamed laughing when i realized he answered my prayers and gave me a bible even a toddler could understand 😂😂😂 it’s the same bible I use to this day🙏❤️
Praise be to god❤❤❤
U mean u decided to go to church and they happened to be giving out bible’s?
@@seanouellette676 for real, if he's getting led and controlled then they're technically just Jesus talking to us as we speak
@@silllyvenyeah. Christian here; these guys make ZERO sense. I only believe in god cause where the Big Bang come from? And also (some) moral reasons
you didnt get saved at least not yet. im not sure how could you be so sure about that. where did you get that fron
i’m not even christian or catholic but these stories motivate me to get closer to God by my belief😭
Oh God, where are these wonderful people? Reading the comments here puts a smile on my face....what a great family i have. I wish I can hug everyone here. I love you all. I love this wholesome and lovely family discussion 😂😂. Thank you Lord Jesus for making us sons.
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I need to reread the bible lmao I loved when Jesus was like "What do you want woman." The sass 😂
Mary: "...basically, just go along with whatever He says to do here; it's not all that very productive to argue with Him... and _I'm_ his _mom."_
I woke up at 2 am and looked at this and laughed for 10 minutes straight 😭😭😭🙏🙏
@TomatoSoup-s3f lol
My most favorite one is when God mocks other pretended "gods": He kinda says: “Such idols are carved from the same log that is burned to make food!” ( Isaiah 44:12-20). LOL.
But u worship a human being? LOL
😂😂
That's insane, no wonder they crap on other religions...
@@FBl_Fed Actually we don’t! We, the holders of TRUTH, don’t even need to crap on others religions; THEY’RE crap per se; pure inventions of the devil to divert people from the truth and the ONLY true and living God. What can you expect from the devil? Righteousness? The devil hates YOU, humans in general with all his strength because they were/are created in the image of God and because of their potential to choose righteousness over evil. Sadly, many people get deceived and fooled by all the devil's lies. Satan is willing to do whatever is necessary to get YOU deceived and take you away from the truth because he wants you in hell; he is the FATHER of LIES; just as Bible in Corinthians 11:14 sates: “And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Jesus Christ was the ONLY ONE who sacrificed himself and shed blood on the cross to give humanity a second chance; just as the Bible in Hebrews 9:22-26 states: “In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the SHEDDING of BLOOD there is NO forgiveness.” Now tell me, what did Buddha, Allah, Mohammed, etc did for humanity, exactly? Jesus Christ’s birth and death LITERALLY marked the transition from BC to AD. He literally “split” time. We’re talking about God himself not some others mumbo jumbo religions.
@@FBl_Fed Actually we don’t! We, the holders of TRUTH, don’t even need to crap on others religions; THEY’RE crap per se; pure inventions of the devil to divert people from the truth and the ONLY true and living God. What can you expect from the devil? Righteousness? The devil hates YOU, humans in general with all his strength because they were/are created in the image of God and because of their potential to choose righteousness over evil. Sadly, many people get deceived and fooled by all the devil's lies. Satan is willing to do whatever is necessary to get YOU deceived and take you away from the truth because he wants you in hell; he is the FATHER of LIES; just as Bible in Corinthians 11:14 sates: “And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Jesus Christ was the ONLY ONE who sacrificed himself and shed blood on the cross to give humanity a second chance; just as the Bible in Hebrews 9:22-26 states: “In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the SHEDDING of BLOOD there is NO forgiveness.” Now tell me, what did Buddha, Allah, Mohammed, etc did for humanity, exactly? Jesus Christ’s birth and death LITERALLY marked the transition from BC to AD. He literally “split” time. We’re talking about God himself not some others mumbo jumbo religions.
I LOVE JESUS JESUS IS OUR KING AND SAVIOUR
AMEN AND AMEN 🙏
"I have no husband"
"Yes.. you have 5"
Many people are quoting this one as funny to them. I’m not seeing the humor but I want to; would you please explain the humor to me?
@SmileLoveForgive so .... My man Jesus told her she belongs to the street ?
@SmileLoveForgive no worry my dude. Just asking with pure curiosity . No disrespect or ill intended to your God and Jesus or anything.
Mary: “they’re out of wine”
Jesus: “woman, what does it have to do with me?”😂
That "women" phrase didn't age well and I love it
Imagine calling your mum “woman” 😂😂😂u b dead
@@nobuhlebanda9108 It probably had to do with translation issues. The word was translated poorly but came from a more respectful phrase.
What verse is it
@@Eldajene2045There is a vid explaining this as a mirror to the garden of Eden. Eve is a fallen "woman" while Mary is a righteous "woman." Since Mary fully believes in Jesus and His power, He gives her what she asks for and thus starts His ministry at an earlier date.