@@thehelldoicallthis9241 Some are so funny, the ones about erectile dysfunction just shows men with their faces in their hands looking like a depressed man in an indie movie about mental health, or they're in bed with a woman and she's angry as he sadly looks towards his crotch.
At first i understood "cigarettes comapny" as "cigarettes come at me" and i thought he was gonna take on all the cigarettes. Like fight every cigarette right there.
I think it’s meant to be a message about the importance of resisting peer pressure. Now that he’s got his D.A.R.E. t-shirt on, cigarettes bounce right off of him
See what we’re seeing is a highly elaborate arc. As the narrator finds out his love of cigguroutes betrays him. Caused by his betrayal In the first place, and cheated with Heineken bottle. This had immediate reprocussions as we see the corgoriytes smoking his wife! Then they just start getting stronger and stronger, from what? From the multiplication glitch they discover. This is why he says I love da world, because the world allowed the cogorottes to multiply. But then! They go too far. And he believes against them once more…but he can’t help himself. The ciggarrarrarrarrotte is too powerful and in one last ditch effort, he goes all the way back in time, for the purpose of editing his comments for grammartical issues, so he can Shame the cigooooorityes and save da world. This is of course a genius commentary on apple. And It’s owner Jeff Naxos. Eat the rich, turn them onto cigarettes 🚬, and smoke 💨 Very impressed what this commenter was able to do. Truly understand…society 😶🌫️🚬
This meme feels like it’s from fallouts alternate timeline. Just imagine in the fallout universe 2021 whole neighborhoods just go inside all at once at 6:00 pm sharp so they can tune their radiation king TV sets to the pirate channel to get 30m of their daily memes.
People reading Twitter/Tumblr/Reddit posts as they are written, errors included, even if they are really obvious ones, will never cease to be funny to me, for some esoteric reason.
“that’s my WIFE you’re smoking” It’s meeting the man of your dreams, and meeting his cigarette wife.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
smoking commercials then: "grab yourself a pack of cigarettes today!" smoking commercials now: "YOU will DIE if you even THINK of standing NEAR a cigarette!"
@degree I mean from first hand smoke but 2and hand smoke is found to have almost if not any effect on cancer (its more believed that people who get second hand smoke our more likely to be smokers who smoke with other smokers)
“This planet is beautiful. I love the way the world works.” Is the most beautiful way I have ever heard someone deliver a line. It is so elegant and feels so deep. I could imagine it being the last line of a heart wrenching movie.
@@corvotorvo4337 "ooh look at me i like to find comments with less than 100 likes on popular videos that have pfps of things im wildly confused by and don't understand and talk shit about ppl so i feel better about my lack of effort to be a good person"
"Big Tobacco" is unfortunately still rather powerful. This isn't just from switching to e-cigs/vapes either, cigarette sales are rising dramatically in developing nations...
POV: It's 1955, you're home sick from school with a fever and you're watching daytime TV ads after playing with your Build-Your-Own Nuclear Reactor Kit.
POV it’s 1957 and you’re having a tobacco-induced stroke while an ad for cigarettes plays on your new TV
Where the fuck did you find that alucard spongebob picture
hell
@@DocSauce-dl5gg Frankly, I have no idea
that turned dark really fast
Alubob
Alubob
Herbie's Fully Loaded has secretly been the best, smoothest, most enjoyable cigurt for over five decades running.
Gotta kick back after a race somehow
Herbie fully loaded, sounds kinda... idk... sus to put into words
Hey Lindser we need to cook the cocainer
Calling any cig "smooth" should be a hate crime
The world cigurts
This could be a fallout story line where a cigarette company programmed an AI marketing robot and its been running for hundreds of years alone.
If i ever learn how to make a game,this is what i'll do
STCKS
Cool idea
@@KronosOGAccount good ole smokey twizzles
@Yuiop Qwert Michael Hitler Jackson
The "STCKS" was powerful, it killed me.
it killed him too
It was so unexpected I almost died 😂
That's terror
your name is accurate now
It even doesn't sound like a bad name
“The planet is beautiful. I love the way the world works” sounds like the beginning of a JRPG villain’s expository pre-final boss dialogue
It totally does sound like dialogue from a poorly translated RPG Maker game
Fuck I can easily imagine Armstrong from Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance saying this before the final bossfight
Isnt this the storyline of final fantasy 7?
Like, it's basically a sephiroth quote almost.
life is brilliant, beautiful. it enchants us, to the point of obsession.
Imagine a villain dramatically saying during his monologue: "This worled... Ah, what can I say? Each and every day... the cigerare company."
"Heineken" it was so random I almost spat out my drink
was it a heineken beer?
was it Heineken?
Was it?
Was?
?
"that's my WIFE you're smoking"?! how does that even work never mind
They're smoking her cremated ashes.
@@someguy777 oh THAT'S why they're "custom cigars"
@@incoherentbabbler4636 *cigerts
He married astolfo and you’re “smoking” her
That's not a cig that's my wife haha! Get it outta yer mouth!
Fun fact: Spike smokes Malburos, which are known to be called “Cowboy Killers”
Im about to bebop your face
You’ve yee'd your last yaw, partner.
...Bang.
You're gonna carry that weight
@Ethan Frigerio ciggery
"The planet is beautiful. I love the way the world works." why does that sound so sinister?
The way he read it sounded kinda blonde, rich and naive at first lol
Ah yes, I love smoking wifes.
I'll be using that for later..
Because we live In a *hell world*
*because its a lie*
I think whoever was hired to come up with catchy slogans for cigarettes is slowly descending into madness.
"That's my wife you're smoking."
It's a really weird way to say that your wife got shot but I guess it works.
with cigratsstedreres you can cope with your losses
@@PyromationsTV companydepddny
Shes dead? I didnt even know she was sick
Grandma's Ashes, the segregation compainy
- the cooclgreteses compnany
Gianni's humor is so good it's sometimes beyond our comprehension
the cigurarer company
It's not Gianni's humour, it's all stolen!!?1???!!1!
@@b0leg23 But he had to find these tweets funny enough to dedicate an entire video reading them.
@@ginke1996 Is this because of the charity he's funding below the video?
Disclaimer: Smoking is injurious to health. Gianni Matagenesus does not condone smoking.
its coping mechanism
mine body my rules
the carcart compainy
I condone smoking
Why are you speaking for him? For all you know he owns ALL the ciggereztze companies and you're now hurting his brand!
@@TheSoCalledZoner1 Yeah but so is self harm, I self harmed so I can say why it's not a good coping mechanism
the way he commits to the mispelling is... divine.
the warning labels on cigarette boxes are more like threats then warnings lol
I agree, quit smoking reduces health risk
On an unrelated topic is your pfp a sans protogen
And the pictures of holes in throats and destroyed lungs are like collecting Pokemon cards
@@thehelldoicallthis9241 Some are so funny, the ones about erectile dysfunction just shows men with their faces in their hands looking like a depressed man in an indie movie about mental health, or they're in bed with a woman and she's angry as he sadly looks towards his crotch.
@@LilUFO9499 yeah, i heard about those. We actually don't use those in the US
At first i understood "cigarettes comapny" as "cigarettes come at me" and i thought he was gonna take on all the cigarettes. Like fight every cigarette right there.
@MrTophat I know
Same
I think it’s meant to be a message about the importance of resisting peer pressure. Now that he’s got his D.A.R.E. t-shirt on, cigarettes bounce right off of him
See what we’re seeing is a highly elaborate arc. As the narrator finds out his love of cigguroutes betrays him. Caused by his betrayal In the first place, and cheated with Heineken bottle. This had immediate reprocussions as we see the corgoriytes smoking his wife! Then they just start getting stronger and stronger, from what? From the multiplication glitch they discover. This is why he says I love da world, because the world allowed the cogorottes to multiply.
But then! They go too far. And he believes against them once more…but he can’t help himself. The ciggarrarrarrarrotte is too powerful and in one last ditch effort, he goes all the way back in time, for the purpose of editing his comments for grammartical issues, so he can Shame the cigooooorityes and save da world.
This is of course a genius commentary on apple. And It’s owner Jeff Naxos. Eat the rich, turn them onto cigarettes 🚬, and smoke 💨
Very impressed what this commenter was able to do. Truly understand…society 😶🌫️🚬
@@artificialChip Thanks!
I love this old-timey audio effect.
This meme feels like it’s from fallouts alternate timeline. Just imagine in the fallout universe 2021 whole neighborhoods just go inside all at once at 6:00 pm sharp so they can tune their radiation king TV sets to the pirate channel to get 30m of their daily memes.
I got Bioshock vibes for some reason but yeah Fallout for sure
Ah yes, Heineken. My favorite cigarette brand.
Lighting up a hot one with the boys.
I love the fact that some boxes of cigarettes include messages like “do you fear death?” on them.
What, are cigarette companies run by Davy Jones now?
@@Ghostly3011 reread it in his voice, thanks for the chuckle.
People reading Twitter/Tumblr/Reddit posts as they are written, errors included, even if they are really obvious ones, will never cease to be funny to me, for some esoteric reason.
"mommy, tell me the story but use funny voices"
And then we just never outgrew the joy we took in it
Nothing esoteric about it
@@quantumblauthor7300 you're absolutely right.
How is that esoteric? It’s pretty obvious why it’s funny.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Whatever you find hilarious at 10, you will likely find hilarious forever. Farts, silly voices, and all.
The world ends if he spells cigarette correctly
0:41
💣🌎
@@versusVSversus. 💥
This is just a much better version of, "Pregananant."
Its all sex and death. Damn you Freud!
gregnart
We need a remaster.
Can u get pregante?
“that’s my WIFE you’re smoking”
It’s meeting the man of your dreams, and meeting his cigarette wife....
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
A traffic jam on your cigarette break
A no-smooooking sign on your suuuuitcase
AND WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT, IT FIGUUUURES????
I'm so glad other people remember this song
He kissed his suuuuuitcase
And his *spoons* goodbye
And as the cigars crashed down he thought: “Well isn’t this nice?”
smoking commercials then: "grab yourself a pack of cigarettes today!"
smoking commercials now: "YOU will DIE if you even THINK of standing NEAR a cigarette!"
Smoking commercials in the future: "Thinking of *existing* in the same multiverse as a cigarette? *BOOM!* *CANCER!* "
@@TaosoftheVoid I jelq
@degree I mean from first hand smoke but 2and hand smoke is found to have almost if not any effect on cancer (its more believed that people who get second hand smoke our more likely to be smokers who smoke with other smokers)
@@swampdonkey1567 sure i might not get cancer, but i’ll still get cigarette smoke in my lungs, which is still harmful and unpleasant
@@throg4657 Unpleasant, definitely. Smells awful. Not that harmful though, most of the chemicals went into the lungs of the person who took the drag.
I feel like I’m being threatened by the Twitter user at cigarettepoint.
"Smoke."
"Smoke."
"Are ya smoking yet?"
S M O K E N O W
ARE YA SMOKIN' SON?!
@@scoob6505 YESSIR
@@k.umquat8604 THAT'S MA BOY
"Oi bruv, pass the ciggie"
"Hold on, let me buy another pack of *H e i n e k e n*"
“I love the way the world works” cigarette compy
Dude is creating inspirational quotes and having a stroke at the same time
“This planet is beautiful. I love the way the world works.” Is the most beautiful way I have ever heard someone deliver a line. It is so elegant and feels so deep. I could imagine it being the last line of a heart wrenching movie.
The “I love the way the world works” felt way too real. That was a powerful delivery
And we're back. This is Mr. Gianni, and I feel something magic in the air tonight, and I'm not just talking about the cigurtea smoke.
Good ol smokie twizles
"Comapny" got me real good.
Something about how Gianni says “the planet is beautiful, I love how the world works” is weirdly soothing for me.
Huh, I wonder if future cigarette companies will use these.
*future cigratis
STCKS
POV: you’re dying of lung cancer and your nurse lights up a cigarette next to you as you slowly fade from this mortal coil.
"The planet is beautiful. I love the way world works"
This line touched my heart
I chose the WROOOONG time to drink my smoothie, y'all. I nearly died at 'STCKS'
>quickly draws 4 Marlboros
>smokes them all in one
>dies
When the radio host is having a stroke or complete breakdown while promoting "cigurts."
We'll never reach the Cigorades Conany's truth
This video really did it for me, I keep coming back to it, and it gets funnier every time. The planet is beautiful.
I’m assuming this is the companion piece to I’m so full from cigarettes
"I'm so full from CIGARETTES, YUM"
I imagine a bot making it and in the end gaining consciousness and coming to love the beauty of the world
The ramblings of Don Draper descending into a Lucky Strike-induced psychosis
I have never been more confused and entertained at the same time
Looking at your flag, I guess that confusion is part of your everyday’s life
@@corvotorvo4337 "ooh look at me i like to find comments with less than 100 likes on popular videos that have pfps of things im wildly confused by and don't understand and talk shit about ppl so i feel better about my lack of effort to be a good person"
@@umbrrr7273 look how it hurts you reality, you deleted twice my comment only because it stated the natural truth of life.
I too, am awfully confused but just as entertained!
@@umbrrr7273 that's Carmen Carrera right?
The way he said "comapny" just broke me
I’ve always envied the hilarious ways people can consistently misspell words
I worked at a 7-Eleven for a few weeks once and this is what it felt like when people wanted to buy cigarettes.
i don't know why, but you saying "i love the way the world works" in the 1950s "where's my tv dinner honey" voice is incredibly intimidating
"Big Tobacco" is unfortunately still rather powerful. This isn't just from switching to e-cigs/vapes either, cigarette sales are rising dramatically in developing nations...
In Australia we made people stop smoking by giving tobacco a gigantic tax. They cost something like $50 for a pack.
Something tells me that if the world *somehow* entirely banned tobacco "big tobacco" would just nuke earth.
there is a really beautiful aesthetic hidden somewhere in here
"I love the way the world works!"
it would be a 50s cigarette commercial narrator that would say that, i suppose
how i ENVY such an existence
Your voiceover turns these from painfully tired and unfunny to hilarious and I appreciate that
It isn’t black and white because of the camera, it’s black and white because of all the god dam smoke
This is some of your best work
Everything this guy reads subconsciously convinces me that I'm legitimately having a stroke, next upload I'll make some toast.
I love this video and every once in a while I come back to it. I find it comforting
Warning: Smoking causes dyslexia.
I kept hearing “cigarettes come at me”, but then I finally heard “cigarettes com ap nee”
Is this a bioshock audio tape collection?
A Rapture Reminder:
SMOKE.
You are way more talented and the quality of your videos is better than every other channel out there
I just realized gianni and luke correia aint the same person
This is still my favorite Gianni video and I don't think it could ever be topped.
I forgor 💀
POV: It's 1955, you're home sick from school with a fever and you're watching daytime TV ads after playing with your Build-Your-Own Nuclear Reactor Kit.
Oh those right there those are just my smokey ol twizzles (written on the box)
"Everyone at school saw my butt Cugerate conpany"
-cigarette brands
Fun fact: Before the 1920s, belts were generally used for decoration.
oh like in guilty gear?
@@MrBoingus hmm, yeah I guess so 🤔
Was it because everyone wore suspenders under their normal clothes before that?
@@0BucketMask0 i heard people say that but it also may have been something to hide fat or used in the military
This is interesting if true
I come back to this occasionally when I'm really sad.
Why did "twizblurs" get me like that
This is one of my absolute favourite Gianni vids
Haha why do I now feel like smoking cigoratties?
-the cigurtea comapny
i really love the voice of those years and the quality make it better or sfx
This says a lot about society.
_(written on the box)_
"Heineken" got me pretty good.
Its beautiful seeing how much you've grown since 80k subs.
“My Stcks”
I died laughing,
Heineken
@@blazi2396 beer brand
OH MY GOD i loved this, the delivery and voice was perfect. please do another of these some day
What ever you say, cigarettes actually helps the enviroments since it kills people who smoke them
Red Smokes, They'll Give You Wings.
This has “pregananant” energy
I still remember watching this like a year ago and this is the video that convinced me to sub to the channel
hey
ew french
gross
I’m not French.
@@vickfrankenstein you edited it, it said bonjour before.
@@Deltexterity you said bonjour before.
This might be my favorite Gianni Matragrano voice acting bit.
just donated to the LGBTQ community, hope they find a cure soon, my prayers are with them
That was a very decent Dan Akroyd impression
Just randomly saying “The planet is beautiful, I love the way the world works.” killed me
I was listening to metal music while watching this, and honestly, it just added to it
It's "how is prangent formed" all over again
I had a good chuckle at "Twisblurs"
Man, nothin is better than smoking an entire carton of Bronson full flavor 100s on my porch at 8 AM
“my favorite smokes!” the only normal sentence to come from this beautiful man.
I didn't comprehend the account name and thought it was just a cigar enthusiast having a breakdown
I died when he blurred the twizzlers
I hate that I can see Alastor from Hazbin doing an advert like this in his early days in hell. Great voice acting as always!
ah yes the cigurateeter compony
This video is so comforting for some reason