@@sharedopions8720 Alcohol also makes you wake up in a bed with three other naked girls and a rash on your leg from where one of them was rubbing all night. (My life experiences). You never ask which one it was because youre to busy testing for STI's by then. And im clean. Just a heat rash thank fuck!
My cat might have to be put down tomorrow so I felt this 😭 my mental health is already a bit of a struggle as it is but things are especially bad right now so this is the only way I can focus on something else
,,Love to hate them. Love to be in love with them. Love that I hate being in love with them. Screw you straight girls, I love you. “- died at this part
love how the two happily married women are on their couch in their house discussing their types and who they find most attractive. I mean if that isn't goals, i dont know what is
I don't feel insulted because every time they throw shade at straight people, I agree with pretty much all of it lol. They're dead on every time and it's hilarious.
Next time she says ‘I’ll be your boyfriend tonight’ put your hand round her waist and say ‘nah I’ll be yours’ wink, then lean in close to her face like you’re gonna kiss her but then swerve your head. And just laugh like you were taking the piss If she looked like she was gonna kiss you when you leaned in, then you’re good. If she slightly moved her head backwards then it’s a no go
Thinking about ‘bliv’ when rose said she doesn’t like straight girls- *edit* omg Rosie said “reminds me of what you went through” was she talking about bliv?? *editx2* GREAT they called out liv. Anewayyy
I dont find it offensive I find it funny haha .. I may be straight but can take a joke and also its true sometimes straight girls can be problematic for lesbians.
my high school math teacher often caught me checking her out and she would give me this sweet little smile that i will never forget. ah the baby gay days...
It drives me insane when a straight girl is giving you major vibes but when it’s finally brought up in convo they act oblivious. Stop messing with my head! 😂
I think I’m one of the VERY few lesbians who *knows* not to allow myself to get lead on by a straight girl, you either ask her if she realises what she’s doing and how she comes across or you get the fuck rid of her. Too many women allow themselves to get emotionally attached to the wrong person. It’s sad.
I feel like I’m the only lesbian that has never fallen for a straight girl? I am just SO not into it. Walking lesbian stereotypes on the other hand...... aaOOgah.
If you are into feminine women then falling for a straight girl is unavoidable but when I like a girl and find out she is straight, the like dies... She becomes less attractive to me
@@siphowarrior9080 I like feminine women but in all my 8 years as an out gay person I have never fallen for straight girl. It's like I can't be attracted (like to the level of it becoming a crush) to a girl unless i know for sure that they're gay/bi/bicurious. Every time I've mildly liked a girl without knowing where they fall on the spectrum they always turned out to be some shade of the rainbow.
Don't do it!! My best friend was straight ended up in a relationship for 3 years and she STILL left me for a man lol straight girls want u to want them but then are horrified when you read into it. Sorry straight girls but I've gone off them cold turkey for 6 years and my life is much better lol
@dibblesforpresident Same girl!😫 I thought I was over her but then she took my face in her hands looked me in the eyes and started jokingly flirt with me infront of the whole class 💔
I'm in love with a gay girl? I'm a trans guy and she's my ex and we used to date when I was still presenting as female but we broke up because she felt she couldn't be with a woman because: "God doesn't allow it". She ended up marrying a guy and we talk sometimes, I know she's gay, she knows she's gay, but like, no one else knows she's gay. Here I am wishing she would leave him for a girl for her own happiness, while simultaneously trying to remind myself that I can't be that girl for her. Basically, this is a straight girl complex cut completely opposite.
“Love to hate being in love with them and then I just hate them” Literally just had my heart broken by a straight girl after about a two year relationship 🤷♀️ this is the truest statement I’ve ever heard
I’m in fact lesbian and I’m pretty open about it, I fell in love with a straight girl.. year and a half later we’re happily engaged, planning our future, luckily it worked out for us both
Top six funny moments in this video in chronological order: 1. When they start screaming at each other 2. Rose: "It's not that I hate straight girls I just really hate them" 3. Rosie: "I like girly girl girl girl girl" 4. FUCK YOU BRADLEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE CHUBBY GIRL IN 8TH GRADE 5. Rosie: "She left." Rose: "Did she go to prison?" 6. WoW wOw WoW wOw WoW
2:02 EXACT same thing happened to me. she ended up being straight and breaking my heart, if they say they're straight they either are, or they're not ready to accept themselves, don't fALL FOR IT!!!!!!
“Straight girls” in the title I’m right on it to know how gay this video is going to be.sitting her with my skips and cup of tea “screw you straight girls” dying 😂🏳️🌈
"bi-curious" girls are literally the death of me!! Like, BRO!! I'm a lesbian and I cant handle you leading me on then breaking my heart. I've already planned our wedding, how many cats we would get and our house!! MY POOR CONFUSED HEART CANT TAKE IT
a “straight” girl i go to school with used to flirt with me ALL. THE. TIME. I’m talking like straight up saying “when we fuck, i’m gonna be on top” to me in physics class our junior year. And jumping onto me and making me hold her against me in the pool during our swim unit in gym freshman year. Shit like that. From like 8th grade to senior year this went on, only when we had a class together tho, otherwise she acted like i didn’t exist. Anyway. It was very weird and we still talk now (ive had a girlfriend for about a year now and she asks about how we’re doing a lot) i don’t think she likes me anymore bc she acts a lot different but i don’t know, it’s just weird for me to think about and i always wonder what she was really thinking when she said it and if she still thinks about it lol. Also we’re going to the same college 😬
dare i say stealing your bully’s girlfriend is the ultimate lesbian power move
I dont get bullied. I bully. Only with the power and knowledge of science.
Lesbian fact: We have more in common with a mud worm than anything.
Agreed
Frances Richardson ??????
She definetly won lesbian confessions😂😂
This is so AMAZING 😂👌
The girl in the threesome who managed to steal her bully's girlfriend is absolutely slaying it! That is probably the best thing to hear!
The ultimate revenge i wanna steal an old bully's girlfriend now (or boyfriend considering ive got one old bully who's gay now)
Q W E E N
live love laugh x
Awesome coz he deserved it.
"we both used our sad times to-"
"make money"
"yeah and help people"
"and make money"
Did Rosie say she was raped the sentence before? My English is not so good so I'm not sure.
@@overlordofducksandbroccoli yes unfortunately. She briefly spoke about it on her book
@@daf. Thanks
@@daf. woah i wasnt sure id heard right but that just completely threw me off there, i never knew
THEY GOT BACK TO THE STRAIGHT GIRLS BY MAKING MONEY OFF OF THE TRAUMAS THEY PROVIDED TRULY ICONIC
"I like a gay quality to them... but I also like a straight quality to them...."
*is married to a bisexual*
Ent.........she has her type
Ahahahhahaa
This comment 💁👏👏
Rose about heartbreak: “At the end of the day, it’s just content” said with the straightest face possible might be my new mantra.
There's nothing straight about that face honey.
@@annapowell4914 😂
@@annapowell4914 😂
Facts 😂
Do you mean the gayest face possible?
“Not that I don’t like straights girls, I just dont like them”
😂😂
Alcohol makes your opinion flexible
@@sharedopions8720 Alcohol also makes you wake up in a bed with three other naked girls and a rash on your leg from where one of them was rubbing all night. (My life experiences). You never ask which one it was because youre to busy testing for STI's by then. And im clean. Just a heat rash thank fuck!
Frances Richardson thanks for sharing, very cool
sophia sini it’s a quote from the video 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Frances Richardson well that was a whole documentary there 😂😂😂
Watching rose and Rosie be like
Depression:gone
Anxiety:gone
FACTS
Raven 45 I’m actually watching Rose and Rosie videos to calm my anxiety down lmao
Ok but why is this actually true
craisins 86 do you have TikTok
Follow me on TikTok it's @raven7450
My cat might have to be put down tomorrow so I felt this 😭 my mental health is already a bit of a struggle as it is but things are especially bad right now so this is the only way I can focus on something else
Straight girls have broke my heart just as much as my biological dad.
10/10 would cry again
my second time being hearted, I love you guys 🥺✌🏼❤️
Is this Rosie?
Hales Marie this is too relatable 💀
Lmao relatable
Hales Marie 🥺🥺
is lesbian culture being in love with your english teacher
or music teacher lol
Yes.
Or coach
Yes, also my private math techer
Mines was biology and modern studies 😅
why is rosie building her wall so endearing omg
ONE. ONE.
ONE.
i was going to like this but it has 666 likes and i didn't wanna be *that* guy
been in love with a straight girl for 4 years now let’s go lesbian curse
F
Same
F
F
poor tortured soul
"I wasn't giving you vibes"
"Rose I want you to go down on me"
That 180 was so fast it nearly snapped my neck.
,,Love to hate them. Love to be in love with them. Love that I hate being in love with them. Screw you straight girls, I love you. “- died at this part
straight girls are the best friends but the worst crushes 😖
Katie quirk gays are better friends
Flash Trance / DESU-CHAN55 lmaooo 💀 💀 I would’ve laughed so hard
@@scienceworm7784 circumstance wise 😊 yes or no, depends just like straight once, it depends
I am who I am yes
Flash Trance / DESU-CHAN55 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
The teacher story, rose “did she go to prison?” 😂
Lmao!!!
Special skills?
Rose: I can make you all gay
Ally Hills: ooopppsiessss
“First of all, why is she like.. a writer?” 😂
Me whenever a straight girl tries to talk with me: Sorry I don't speak straight
Wow. RUclips channels take a lot to run, mainly because they dont have legs.
wahahahah sheyt 😂
Ohhh hhahaha isn't that a little bit extreme? It's like if I am a gay man then im not gonna talk with any girl?
Kevin Java its a joke
love how the two happily married women are on their couch in their house discussing their types and who they find most attractive. I mean if that isn't goals, i dont know what is
Rose & Rosie are so sure that their audience is 99% not straight, that they don't care about insulting straights 😀
@Angelica
No 😂 don't think so
I dont feel insulted though...
You know what? I think they know we're not all gay, but they genuinely don't care. And I absolutely love them for it.
They are entertaining, so I don't care or feel insulted.
I don't feel insulted because every time they throw shade at straight people, I agree with pretty much all of it lol. They're dead on every time and it's hilarious.
“Not that i don’t like straight girls, I just don’t like them.” -rose 2k20🤣
I’m straight and not even offended
Lol
Same 😂😂
Lmao im noy straight im bi but I had to like this
I'm more surprised straight girls watch this channel lol
T A i don’t even know myself. Need mrs. Ashton to re-evaluate my self
I didn’t know Rosie was a survivor but damn girl from one too, I’m sorry, you’ve got such a good life and I wish you all good things.
Yes this really hit me hard just now. What video does she talk about it?
anz10 I think it’s in their book
@@ge0rgialiv She doesn't really talk about it in the book not that is a bad thing she just refers to it.
abd defg oh thank you for telling me
Next time she says ‘I’ll be your boyfriend tonight’ put your hand round her waist and say ‘nah I’ll be yours’ wink, then lean in close to her face like you’re gonna kiss her but then swerve your head. And just laugh like you were taking the piss
If she looked like she was gonna kiss you when you leaned in, then you’re good. If she slightly moved her head backwards then it’s a no go
Shaa Xo excellent
Just gonna remember this for after quarantine
This looks like the beginning of a great lesbian fanfic
"Where's my bricks" - Every lesbian after they get hurt by a straight girl.
LMAO we’ve all been there
I need more 🧱 send help
Dan here 🧱
"Kick him out of the thresome" hahahhaha, sensing some resentment there 🤣🤣🤣🤣
During the threesome story the “now she’s my girlfriend” made me CHOKE
Rosie : would you have sex with your enemies??
Rose : yes, a hundred percent, omg, yes
Rosie : I did once
Rose : 🙄😒 of course you did 😑
Rose definitely has a deep, troubling history with straight girls😭😂
*I swear every gay girl had a crush on their English teacher*
Lauren Elloise mine was my drama teacher lmao
Yup, so true
I’m an English teacher
Nope. Language teacher.
Don’t even know what you’re on about ......... *cough* 😂😂
"love to hate being in love with them and then I just hate them"
how dare you expose my feelings like that rose i feel attacked
7:55
Rose: "Do I have a type?"
Rosie: "You like blonde girls generally"
Shannon: 😧😟😖
Cammie: 😱😍😘
Amy: 😤😡🤬🖕🏼
Fun fact: if you’re straight and you find this video offensive I don’t care x
ROSE OMG 😂😂😂
1:37 whenever Rose does that with her smile ugh it’s adorable
They’re both beautiful
I know, right?! They're both gorgeous, but I have a massive crush on Rose!! She's sexy as hell!! 😉
Thinking about ‘bliv’ when rose said she doesn’t like straight girls-
*edit* omg Rosie said “reminds me of what you went through” was she talking about bliv??
*editx2* GREAT they called out liv. Anewayyy
*after hookup*
Every lesbian: *Wait is she gay or straight?*
Yea, lol
Living for Rose’s bandana look lately
“If you’re straight and find this video offensive, I don’t care” 😂😂
I dont find it offensive I find it funny haha .. I may be straight but can take a joke and also its true sometimes straight girls can be problematic for lesbians.
my high school math teacher often caught me checking her out and she would give me this sweet little smile that i will never forget. ah the baby gay days...
“Not that I don’t like straight girls, just don’t like them.”
IM SCREAMING
It drives me insane when a straight girl is giving you major vibes but when it’s finally brought up in convo they act oblivious. Stop messing with my head! 😂
The heroic tale of the girl who got justice from the villainous Bradley!
„Am I being a clueless gay here“ LMAO MY LIFE ?
"I love the gay quality in someone, but I also like the straight quality in a girl." Marries a bisexual.
That revenge story, "stealing" the girlfriend of the boy who bullied her is so beautiful! Well done!
I think I’m one of the VERY few lesbians who *knows* not to allow myself to get lead on by a straight girl, you either ask her if she realises what she’s doing and how she comes across or you get the fuck rid of her. Too many women allow themselves to get emotionally attached to the wrong person. It’s sad.
Honestly i was going to quote all of Rose’s “i hate straight girl yet i love them” quotes but they’re too confusing i gave up
literally clapped for this girl seconds before Rose did
I think we’ve all been there with the fanfiction turn-ons😅
“where are all my bricks at?”😂😂
"Not that I don't like straight girls, I just don't like them!" Ahahaha where is the lie??? 🤣
Rose: "Being in love, it hurts, but we love it. It's like a wobbly tooth, right?"
6:07 "She tells me how she used to be a footballer and that she doesn't like boys"
"aaAaaakaY aKaYyyyy" --Rose and Rosie simultaneously
LMAO I'M DEAD
“That heteronormative zara loving lifestyle” is the best sentence to ever be said
I feel like I’m the only lesbian that has never fallen for a straight girl? I am just SO not into it. Walking lesbian stereotypes on the other hand...... aaOOgah.
If you are into feminine women then falling for a straight girl is unavoidable but when I like a girl and find out she is straight, the like dies... She becomes less attractive to me
You're so lucky my dude
@@siphowarrior9080 I like feminine women but in all my 8 years as an out gay person I have never fallen for straight girl. It's like I can't be attracted (like to the level of it becoming a crush) to a girl unless i know for sure that they're gay/bi/bicurious. Every time I've mildly liked a girl without knowing where they fall on the spectrum they always turned out to be some shade of the rainbow.
Me neither😏 but mostly bc I'm not out and don't try to find someone. Being secluded is just lonely and tiring😞
Same. Getting feelings for straight girls just don't make sense to me. It's a waste of time and effort.
Don't do it!! My best friend was straight ended up in a relationship for 3 years and she STILL left me for a man lol straight girls want u to want them but then are horrified when you read into it. Sorry straight girls but I've gone off them cold turkey for 6 years and my life is much better lol
The fun fact is a mood, as always
Words to live by. “Get what you want, take what you want, take her.” ❤️❤️❤️
Rosie: “it reminded me of what u went through”
Rose: “ acne?”
Rosie: “NOOOOO *laughs”
I CANT🤣
7:19 okay but.. that‘s hot rose
Hahaha I was literally wondering why I hadn't seen this in the comments yet 😂😂
Amber F hahha lol am I wrong?
It literally stopped my heart not sure how anyone missed it lmao
Amber F thank god I‘m not alone with that😂
I didn’t even notice holy shit.....
"Love is like a wobbly tooth."- Rose Ellen Dix.
I can't get this out of my head for some reason. I'm very confused by it🤔🤔
Anyssa Flores Because it hurts so good but you can't stop poking it!
Omg rose’s little fit from 1:25-1:35 about loving to hate straight girls is everything 😂
‘where are my bricks at?!’ omgggg 😂😂😂😭
Anyone else curently having a crush over a straight girl...HELP ME MYYY GOOOD!!!
I'm in love with one of my best friends and she's straight. It's almost a year now...
@dibblesforpresident Same girl!😫 I thought I was over her but then she took my face in her hands looked me in the eyes and started jokingly flirt with me infront of the whole class 💔
dibblesforpresident I’ve so so soooo been there Oml! It sucks!! 😫
I'm in love with a gay girl? I'm a trans guy and she's my ex and we used to date when I was still presenting as female but we broke up because she felt she couldn't be with a woman because: "God doesn't allow it". She ended up marrying a guy and we talk sometimes, I know she's gay, she knows she's gay, but like, no one else knows she's gay. Here I am wishing she would leave him for a girl for her own happiness, while simultaneously trying to remind myself that I can't be that girl for her. Basically, this is a straight girl complex cut completely opposite.
Nathan Zylbermann 😬 thats rough
“Love to hate being in love with them and then I just hate them”
Literally just had my heart broken by a straight girl after about a two year relationship 🤷♀️ this is the truest statement I’ve ever heard
LOVE THE STORY WHERE THE GIRL STOLE BRADLEYS GIRL. Round of applause 👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I legit heard "just explore her" instead of "just explore it
There's 1 dislike..... I think it was a straight girl
Me rewatching:
*”it’s not that I don’t like straight girls”*
*”I just don’t like them”*
I’m CACKLING
I’m in fact lesbian and I’m pretty open about it, I fell in love with a straight girl.. year and a half later we’re happily engaged, planning our future, luckily it worked out for us both
that moment when ROSE AND ROSIE READ YOUR CONFESSION ON THEIR VIDEO OML
the best flirts are the ones where you have arguments and fight constantly
That's a quarter of a year -
Well done
Top six funny moments in this video in chronological order:
1. When they start screaming at each other
2. Rose: "It's not that I hate straight girls I just really hate them"
3. Rosie: "I like girly girl girl girl girl"
4. FUCK YOU BRADLEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE CHUBBY GIRL IN 8TH GRADE
5. Rosie: "She left." Rose: "Did she go to prison?"
6. WoW wOw WoW wOw WoW
If you understand that it's cheating unless everyone you have a relationship with knows and consents and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
the blinking and "o...O...o...Ok" at 6:10 though 😂😂
First men and now straight girls, who's left? lol
gayzz
LET'S GO LESBIANS!!
your exes
Why have I only just discovered the lez confess series! Absolutely love these, it’s hard to believe they’re real stories sometimes 😅
This just radiates gay chaotic energy
Rose you made me laugh for real today. Your comments were so much more on point without trying to be quippy.
my crops are growin and my depression is clearing just watching this vid. Great and bloody hilarious
It took me three years and i just noticed the colours in the rainbow at the beginning are the wrong way round.
OK, Rosie, don't leave us hanging: Did you successfully Google-stalk Mrs. Ashton and, if so, is she still hot?
Literally felt like I was having a chat with my 2 best friends in the couch. So needed in these weird times. Thanks for the girl talk
2:02 EXACT same thing happened to me. she ended up being straight and breaking my heart, if they say they're straight they either are, or they're not ready to accept themselves, don't fALL FOR IT!!!!!!
We should have a lez confess special from the LA squad :D.
‘To go to prison..?’ Best part of the video for me. 🤣
Last time I was this early Rose wasn’t an old lady
I don't get it old lady?
Why are we blessed with so many rose and Rosie videos recently??? I’m happy but also nervous because this is spoiling me!
Rose's face at 3:26 is so underrated lmao
That story in 1:50 is sooooo relatable though! I had the same experiences in hs and the girl was my best friend
“Straight girls” in the title I’m right on it to know how gay this video is going to be.sitting her with my skips and cup of tea “screw you straight girls” dying 😂🏳️🌈
"do it for the story" great advice, no pressure, no overthinking, it's all gonna come together
"bi-curious" girls are literally the death of me!! Like, BRO!! I'm a lesbian and I cant handle you leading me on then breaking my heart. I've already planned our wedding, how many cats we would get and our house!! MY POOR CONFUSED HEART CANT TAKE IT
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THIS SERIES SO FAR 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The joke is on the straight girls, the heartbreak & trauma just makes me infinitely more funny and better looking.
This video has cleared my pores, seriously how is your skin so perfect
The last time I was so early I thought I was straight
Heinz Ketchup LOL!
a “straight” girl i go to school with used to flirt with me ALL. THE. TIME. I’m talking like straight up saying “when we fuck, i’m gonna be on top” to me in physics class our junior year. And jumping onto me and making me hold her against me in the pool during our swim unit in gym freshman year. Shit like that. From like 8th grade to senior year this went on, only when we had a class together tho, otherwise she acted like i didn’t exist. Anyway. It was very weird and we still talk now (ive had a girlfriend for about a year now and she asks about how we’re doing a lot) i don’t think she likes me anymore bc she acts a lot different but i don’t know, it’s just weird for me to think about and i always wonder what she was really thinking when she said it and if she still thinks about it lol. Also we’re going to the same college 😬
"heteronormative zara loving lifestyle"