it might be one of those "in memoriam" roads (those highways that say that they're dedicated to some guy who you barely know), which means that the game predicted beef boss dying by falling off the ledge
It's just poofsure pointing at a picture of beef boss on a whiteboard, thoroughly explaining the intricacies of a cheeseburger, but then on just a random part, like the pickles, he just gets way too passionate about it and pile drives a stick into the whiteboard.
Also the first 34 Racers in cycling are considered the Pros And because James and Vincenzo don’t race. The Racer in 99th Place is a randomly generated Mii
Also watched Poof play swordplay where he raged and said a black Mini’s skin was the some colour as his poo-poo @$$hole. That’s definitely not a very nice thing to say…
poof has never went biking before, yet he's a 10/10 pro at it and gets 1st place every time. I, on the other hand, never fail to fail at biking and get 17th place in every race.
When you get to air sports please do skydiving and island flyover. Both are good sports which means they’ll make you rage even longer which = more content for you-
He doesn’t have to do Island flyover though because there’s no pro or superstar class. Skydiving also shouldn’t be that difficult but this is poof so I wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow is.
" i don't need practice " your channel is proof you do in fact need practice , poof . i say this out of love lmao thank you 4 sacrificing your sanity , take care !
Not sure if youre aware or if youve done this already but in the wii system settings youre able to lower the wii remotes sensitivity. i think it might be beneficial at least see if it makes a difference in the super exaggerated movements. Anyway great vids poof and keep up the great work! super excited for my Biif remote with Biif motion plus inside and Bunchuk to come in!
This was the underrated gem of resort, along with wakeboarding and frisbee golf. I remember playing the whole tour once with a friend and dying of exhaustion.
I was desperately scrolling through looking for this comment because I knew there was couldn't be any way in hell that I was the only one that thought that lmao
Hey Poofesure I got a Mario Kart Wii challenge for you. if you beat the normal ghosts in all 32 tracks in time trials and each ghost needs to be beat at a specific time by the way, you’ll unlock Beef boss with Mario clothes. I hope you read this and think about attempting this challenge, I think it would be fun to watch.
The air sports one is all I played on this game, I loved flying around the island, I'd sit there for hours and play, I even wished I could live at Wuhu island, really wish they would bring it back
fun fact: according to abby's mii id, her official birthday is august 30, 2006. this makes abby technically 16 years old... _i realize now that i just made things a lot more awkward..._
The game that brought us virtual bowling and tennis also gave us the opportunity to experience some of the most intense sports known to man, including the dreaded Swordplay. And let's face it, trying to go pro in Swordplay on Wii Sports Resort is not for the faint of heart
Wii games like this hit a graphics sweetspot. Good enough to be nice to the eyes. Bad enough that your expectations are not so high that you look at the graphical inaccuracies and go "oh that isn't realistic".
@@mercurysnake274“Congratulations, you get a whopping 50 points for all of that. But eventually we’ll stop giving you points for 1-stage races so you have to do 3-stage races which give you 100 points even though it should be 150 + a bonus.”
And while it eventually stops giving you points for 1-stage races, so you have to do the 3-stage races which give less points as if 1-stage races weren’t already slow enough.
I remember playing this when it first came out... as a kid, I would just flail my arms until my mii turned blue. I play it now and I get sore after a couple of races, and I wouldn't want to play for a while... 😅
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i hate bikes
beef boss
Me too 😭
I break bikes
i dont
oof poof
I love the idea that there’s a dude delivering pizza to the island people as his job and he just accidentally got entered into a race doing his job
Would make a good movie
Definitely a Mr bean movie if I’ve ever heard one
Takumi Fujiwara be like:
This feels a bit like Lego Island
basically initial d if you’ve ever watched it😭
I don’t know why seeing “beef boss” painted on a road 5 times is so hilarious to me but here we are anyway
I know bro, if I was drinking something I woulda spat it out 💀
i completely agree, man.
it might be one of those "in memoriam" roads (those highways that say that they're dedicated to some guy who you barely know), which means that the game predicted beef boss dying by falling off the ledge
i wasn’t even laughing until i read this comment
i watched some other people play it, and it says the name of whatever mii you are playing on there
Bc in cyclings pros tournaments and cups like Tour de France people painted the roads with names of cyclist who they root
It's crazy how every subsequent sport ends up being more painful than the last
yeah but at least cycling has that kickass flamenco music
Can't wait for air sports
@@opalyasu7159 its only redeeming quality
@@Poofesure hi
Real tho
I like how the stamina is represented with hearts, like the game’s implying that if Beef Boss peddles a little too hard his heart will explode
no
Do you mean his tomatos?
Proofesure should try to make a ideo of Beef Bosses' anatomy
It's just poofsure pointing at a picture of beef boss on a whiteboard, thoroughly explaining the intricacies of a cheeseburger, but then on just a random part, like the pickles, he just gets way too passionate about it and pile drives a stick into the whiteboard.
The way he never looks at the controls and complains for EVERY single thing he plays is a highlight
It's just prime poofesure at this point, and he'll never learn. Never.
@@amethyphoenix Yep that’s what makes it entertaining knowing that he’s the one who doesn’t know anything when he plays something
@@yuha3077 When his problems could magically disappear if he just took... 30 seconds... and read the dang tutorials
@amethyphoenix It's even better when he's being told what to do like when he plays an F naf game!
That Pelaton monolog was very deep and moving
Fun fact: Anna is actually the champion of biking in Wii Sports Resort.
I didn’t know there was a champion for cycling! I mean it’s 30 people at the same time!
Also the first 34 Racers in cycling are considered the Pros
And because James and Vincenzo don’t race. The Racer in 99th Place is a randomly generated Mii
As a kid, I thought it was Fritz.
Anna is the forgotten champion
2:04 “i’m not losing to a-…….I’m not losing to you :)”
Bro almost got cancelled
Not losing to a what?
Not losing to a WHAT, POOF?! 😅
Also watched Poof play swordplay where he raged and said a black Mini’s skin was the some colour as his poo-poo @$$hole. That’s definitely not a very nice thing to say…
@jarmoliebrand2005 you clearly havent seen poofs old unlisted videos where hes blatantly racist lol
For island flyover, Poof should try to collect all 80 iPoints.
That was like one of my favorite games in Wii sports resort
How about popping all white balloons on day, evening, and night? That took me literally months to do lmfao
at all times of day too 💀
Ooh! I’m doing it already lol
@@that1toad64 5 minutes of pure enjoyment for me!
Is he ever gonna realize that he has to go back to the sports he played as a guest in and go pro AGAIN because guest characters don’t save.
that doesn't really matter since he has video proof of hitting pro class. No need to redo like that
I don't think he cares, we know he did it still lol
he doesnt have to bc its just for videos.
He doesn’t need to, there’s already proof
And he’s already going back to to do the alternative modes
@@manyoustink123 did you watch the video
Poof is literally Tyler from Total Drama. He makes every sport he plays go horribly wrong.
EXACTLY! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS?
13:25 I couldn’t stop laughing at those few lines, it was so funny the way he said it.
Stop blowing the whistle at me!
16:32 - If someone was chasing me, that's EXACTLY how I would say,
"GET OUTTA MY WAY!".
Cycling in wii sports gave me carpal tunnel at the ripe age of 6. Never again
“What can you find in a grocery store?”
Me: 1:53
Poofesure is the goat for sacrificing his sanity for our entertainmet
12:28 it's a common occurrence in Cycling for at least one CPU Mii to do something odd like that lol
2:52 I’m surprised there wasn’t a "ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!!!!" moment
Also love how beef boss gets distracted staring at Abby’s ass
Nintendo - "its just a stupid cycling game mode no need to make a decent soundtrack
Nagamatsu - 🎻🎻 🔥🚲🚲💥
I like how he’s not even mad he’s just bored as shit
poof has never went biking before, yet he's a 10/10 pro at it and gets 1st place every time.
I, on the other hand, never fail to fail at biking and get 17th place in every race.
Is it that hard
@@Ethyro no, OP sucks
I love how poof knows the names of every mii lol
It says their name in this but he does know a lot of them
When you get to air sports please do skydiving and island flyover. Both are good sports which means they’ll make you rage even longer which = more content for you-
He doesn’t have to do Island flyover though because there’s no pro or superstar class. Skydiving also shouldn’t be that difficult but this is poof so I wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow is.
@@askenneddy That’s why he SHOULD do island flyover- Since there’s no experience the only way he can claim to be pro is he gets ALL THE I POINTS.
@@SplendidSuperman122 That would take forever lmao. Although that means more raging so I’m ok with that.
@@askenneddy Just imagine him crashing into every small turn and crevice of the island and slowly depleting what little sanity he has-
you gotta admit that the drinking sounds whenever your mii lost all three hearts actually made you thirsty
mii*
definitely
@@NewsofPE oh crap I didn’t realize 😂 I’ve been playin a lot of the sims
" i don't need practice " your channel is proof you do in fact need practice , poof . i say this out of love lmao thank you 4 sacrificing your sanity , take care !
9:54 It was tight. But not tight enough. Or- Not too tight... Announcer: N I C E !!!
1:16 "It's like Mario Kart Wii, but bikes" so just Mario Kart Wii
Poof at start: *1st place in almost every course*
Poof at end: STOP PUSHING ME, fricking rock..
he’s surprisingly good at cycling
Not sure if youre aware or if youve done this already but in the wii system settings youre able to lower the wii remotes sensitivity. i think it might be beneficial at least see if it makes a difference in the super exaggerated movements. Anyway great vids poof and keep up the great work! super excited for my Biif remote with Biif motion plus inside and Bunchuk to come in!
I was hoping for Poof to rage at James and Vincenzo.
Sameeee especially vincenzo
5:39 HAHAHA "okay i'm curious"
"It's like Mario Kart Wii but bikes."
So it basically IS Mario Kart Wii!
2:25 “first of many” great foreshadowing
this brings so many memories of my childhood, i loved cycling in wii sports resort, and i specially liked table tennis
I love his whole explanation about bike seats 😂
13:25 - 14:07 a sad story with an inspirational message.
This was the underrated gem of resort, along with wakeboarding and frisbee golf. I remember playing the whole tour once with a friend and dying of exhaustion.
My Wii remote is acting weird today
When every time I point my Wii remote in the window, the Hand shows up shaking like it’s having a seizure
1:16 "It's like Mario Kart Wii, but with bikes."
So, Mario Kart Wii?
I was desperately scrolling through looking for this comment because I knew there was couldn't be any way in hell that I was the only one that thought that lmao
poof: “i don’t need practice”
also poof: *the title
Hey Poofesure I got a Mario Kart Wii challenge for you. if you beat the normal ghosts in all 32 tracks in time trials and each ghost needs to be beat at a specific time by the way, you’ll unlock Beef boss with Mario clothes. I hope you read this and think about attempting this challenge, I think it would be fun to watch.
I love wii sports cycling. This was a very enjoyable part of my childhood
I didn’t expect Poof to get 1st place in most of the races
We share a name
You can always go back & do the alternate modes in each game (Swordplay speed slice, basketball 3 pt challenge, table tennis return challenge, etc)
The air sports one is all I played on this game, I loved flying around the island, I'd sit there for hours and play, I even wished I could live at Wuhu island, really wish they would bring it back
“It’s seems to me this is gonna try to work me out, and I’m not much of a worker outer”
*Wii Sports is meant to work you out* 😭
The only good thing about 5:42 is that you get all your hearts back.
Imagine if there was an accessory made to put your remote and nunchuck to your legs, keinan might still have a way to break it w his legs.
fun fact:
according to abby's mii id, her official birthday is august 30, 2006.
this makes abby technically 16 years old...
_i realize now that i just made things a lot more awkward..._
The fact the Wii makes a sport made for your feet be controlled by your hands is just beyond me
13:28 is just so poofesure. I thought your page was going for the PG content 😂 However, it is my entertainment RUclipsr for sure.
We are going to get pulled over by drunk biking - poofesure
"it's like mario kart wii, with bikes"
....so it's mario kart wii
Dang you beat me to it
Nope it is not like Mario kart because there is not three laps and no items with a roulette
if you held me at gunpoint I still couldn't have told you that cycling was in wii sports resort.
12:29 had me dead
air sports is the funnest sport in the game ever by far btw. Theres actualy an entire game focused on air sports (Pilot wings resort)
Poofs voice helps me sleep so thx man
Real
17:09 Poof knows who Jeff Gordon is?! Did not expect that!
The fact that poof got 1st on a race surprised me 😂
The game that brought us virtual bowling and tennis also gave us the opportunity to experience some of the most intense sports known to man, including the dreaded Swordplay. And let's face it, trying to go pro in Swordplay on Wii Sports Resort is not for the faint of heart
And the Wii Sports saga continues!
9:05 me yelling at my dog when she eats a paper towel
The thing I enjoyed the most about the cycling mini game is the song that plays on the course map screen before the start of the race.
It's funny how he thinks he can only power pedal the bike and never does the casual pedal.
If poof sees this I hope he does island fly over instead of skydiving when he does air sports. I think it would be more entertaining.
Wii games like this hit a graphics sweetspot. Good enough to be nice to the eyes. Bad enough that your expectations are not so high that you look at the graphical inaccuracies and go "oh that isn't realistic".
You can "peddle" the wii remote slightly less harshly, and you'll peddle foward without use a stamina dash or whatever
The way Cycling was my favorite to do as a child lmao
those few that decided to full send it into the dirty ass river got me
Cycling was my favourite sport as a child
It's always fun watching him play these Wii games because it's clear he didn't grow up playing this
Edit: pls peloton stream when
After watching this, I can genuinely say that this is truly the hardest sport to go pro on in the entire game.
It’s not really hard it’s just boring
@@mercurysnake274“Congratulations, you get a whopping 50 points for all of that. But eventually we’ll stop giving you points for 1-stage races so you have to do 3-stage races which give you 100 points even though it should be 150 + a bonus.”
@@askenneddy Again, not hard. It just takes forever
The game may be boring, but Poofesure makes it fun
I remember playing bicycling in wii sports and I probably got more tired from that then actually doing biking in real life
“Whose dropping Bananas?” Im gonna take a guess it’s either Pierre, Matt or Elisa
"banana causes beef boss to die"
-poofesure, 2023
The longer days race, the more exp
Imagine if Wii Sports Resort had online multiplayer and you do a bike race with multiple people. Jesus Christ.
5:44 IM FUCKING CRYING
Man, imagine you go to do the Tour de France and someone's like "let me throw my banana peel here"
13:05
this is what i come here for
apparently your wiener can fall asleep like your legs according to poof
You learn something new everyday
yo Pierre you wanna come out here
2:54 “ELISA!”
God, my friend and I were obsessed with this game when we were like seven I’ve done every track so many times it’s so fun to look back at it
13:26 why did we need to know this?!?
4:44
Poof: I thought Pierre from the back was Abby and I was totally looking at his ass. That's an honest mistake right?
Sure, poof. 😏
2:04
“Get out of my way, Anna. I’m not losing to a- I’m not losing to you.”
😂
Wait till he discovers the CPUs get progressively faster as your skill level increases...
Haven't watched yet. Hope he absolutely YEETED a Wii remote
Petition for Poof to play Go Vacation 😂
Yeah, Go Vacation is a masterpiece.
THIS
Imagine getting to Superstar rank in this
And while it eventually stops giving you points for 1-stage races, so you have to do the 3-stage races which give less points as if 1-stage races weren’t already slow enough.
Going on vacation to some resort only for one guy to act like he's going pro in everything and make it unfun for everyone around
in case you wanted to know, Vincenzo is pronounced vin-chen-zo.
Famous last words-"okay im curious"
I remember playing this when it first came out... as a kid, I would just flail my arms until my mii turned blue. I play it now and I get sore after a couple of races, and I wouldn't want to play for a while... 😅
1:57 oh man that is a track in Mario Kart 7
0:29 Bro, I’m in the middle of cold kicking my ass. Been hacking up a lung for the last two hours while attempting to fell asleep. Not going well.
bikacide into the river lol that made me laugh too hard
Poofesure please do more wii bike videos!!! Please do the hardest one which is the 6 track race!!! Im so glad you did the wii biking!