Makes me sad. But just hearing his voice is good enough for me. I'm actually very surprised he hasn't blown the fuck up. I guess criken is to blame lul
2:28:21 I am now convinced that the same strip club is in pretty much every cheap, broken, Unity, simulator game. It's like a franchise or something. This completely adds to my headcannon that all these Unity asset, broken, unfinished, sims are all taking place in the same universe. Eventually, Tomato in this game will bump into his character from "Drug Dealer Simulator", run into all the hobo characters from "Hobo:Tough Life", and then go to the same crap internet cafe that he built in, "Internet Cafe Simulator", to do some streaming for this game.
Good to know the Devs of gaming cafe simulator took Tomato's ten dollars he paid on that and created another bottom of the barrel budget game with said ten dollar budget
_"Hourly (pizza) Wage - 35$ an hour!"_ What kind of bugouiouse ass pizza place is paying a cool 35 an hour?! Is that the pizza joint from that one mega cursed Pizza game Tomto played?! D-Did we ever _LEAVE_ that hell realm...?
This is it...he's peaked! He said it..."where are we landing, fellow gamers." This is his peak of comedy...it'll never get any better than this, why should I even watch the rest of the stream?
He could turn into a pickle. Thats the funniest shit youll eber see. Youll never know if you dont watch the whole stream, and the ads, and click the ads, and then subscribe to Tomato on Twitch, and then watch all the vods, and all the ads on them too...
My 17 " CRT rode shotgun with the seatbelt on because it was the most expensive single component of my system....it was over $350 back in the 90's, which would make that like $10,000 in todays money .
I love how the cheapest mic he bought is the SAME exact one I actually own irl :') And yes, I can confirm, it is utter trash and the quality is nonexistent.
I especially like that most kinda understand that being crusty is a huge appeal, and make things like playing as a realistic human being an _optional_ choice.
I think he was mainly talking about the Z naming convention. Even if he does feel a certain way about Keemstar its not "wrong think detected". Some people just think he's kinda obnoxious; not necessarily anything beyond that. But for some reason whenever Keemstar is mentioned a few people watching get dramatic/defensive. Keep in mind Tomato has reactions like that when he sees like Fortnite references or even somebody preparing food a certain way. It's not actually anything serious
This video was wholesome and had a work ethic till 1:16:20 then the Tomato started streaming and it turned toxic. He banned and treated people like dirt and yet they still came and talked crap. lol 2:29:15 Karma game... the silence of eating dog food, priceless.
@@brosephnoonan223 bruh you dont even need to pay taxes legally if you are not a bussnies like tf and like you can make it so you dont get taxed at your job if you bring up the correct info to your employer before you sigh the papers the only thing this takes away is your retirement plan but youll have more than that so its a moot point
@@brosephnoonan223 I mean, I understand some bills, But some bills like electricity and water are a NECESSITY for living in this day and age You shouldn't have to pay taxes at all for such things.
Lol curved monitor doesn't have correlation to resolution. It's just ultrawide which is wider which can be flat or curved. I'm using a curved 16:9 1440p monitor.
Im having a lot of mixed emotions about the girl im interested in. I feel like we both like and dont like each other. Your streams really help me out Tomato, im crying and laughing. Thank you so much
Well. Halloween is coming up. Maybe you should look around for places that are doing stuff, or like, legit just go out trick or treating and see how far you get? Just talk to each other for a while, in person. Worse comes to worse, you two figure out youd be better as friends. But you wont figure it out if you dont take the chance.
@@brosephnoonan223 Thanks man, I've already spoken to her about how I feel and we are going to go to a Halloween party together. I called her right after the first comment cause I realised that talking about it online wasn't going to do anything, I gotta talk to her. Again, thanks for the help!
@@sebakisniesebakisnie6109 We unfortunately broke up earlier this year. Sort of last December. It's alright tho, we were happy, had some good times but it just wasn't the right time. She meant a lot to me, and it was hard for me to move on, but im getting there
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Tomato interacts with his fake chat more than his real chat.
Theyre more well behaved
Makes me sad. But just hearing his voice is good enough for me. I'm actually very surprised he hasn't blown the fuck up. I guess criken is to blame lul
@@gutshanayamagetwrecked Tomato simp
@@ImperialFister arent you? Lul
@@gutshanayamagetwrecked yeah, but I'm not turned on by his voice
"Ad duration? What do you think im doing this for free-"
Immediately hit by an ad irl
Ad? what are those? haven't seen one of those things in years.
@@TheSareus I think he's one of those goobers that thinks Tamto actually gets ad revenue from his archive channel.
2:28:21 I am now convinced that the same strip club is in pretty much every cheap, broken, Unity, simulator game. It's like a franchise or something. This completely adds to my headcannon that all these Unity asset, broken, unfinished, sims are all taking place in the same universe. Eventually, Tomato in this game will bump into his character from "Drug Dealer Simulator", run into all the hobo characters from "Hobo:Tough Life", and then go to the same crap internet cafe that he built in, "Internet Cafe Simulator", to do some streaming for this game.
I mean, yeah, they're pre-made assets that they all use to churn out crappy games, like the House Party house
@@charge2025 And for some reason, almost ALL of these games are obsessed with having a pooh and pee mechanic.
Hobo:tough life is a masterpiece and you will respect it. Now excuse me while I burn my home down
@@jackofastora8962 It is! Haha! Seriously, though. There IS a Unity Cinematic Universe.
@@BlackburnBigdragon definitely, I’d pay for an official crossover or a crusty fps game from these guys
Just watched tamto create tyler1
I dont get joke :(
@@selfloathingweekly he created a character that looked like Tyler1 in how he is short, kinda bald, and muscular
The natural evolution to Jerma
Tyler1 is just a bald version of Jerma
@@T0mDaGuy ppeeepeee ppeeepeee pe÷e÷ee÷pe÷epce÷eeepeee÷epee÷ee÷÷÷epeeeeêeeeee÷e0r0p÷÷
Tomato perfectly recreates himself within the digital realm.
Good to know the Devs of gaming cafe simulator took Tomato's ten dollars he paid on that and created another bottom of the barrel budget game with said ten dollar budget
Its basically free realestate
I got an ad right at 39:55 right when he said “you think I am doing this for free?”
Same
Same. It's put there manually.
Yeah Brett was pretty clever for that one huh
Paying 9 bucks a month sure is worth it. Oh not for you guys lul
@@gutshanayamagetwrecked OMEGA LUL OMEGA LUL OMEGA LUL
Imagine going to take a dump, and the OUTHOUSE CHARGES YOU TEN DOLLARS
Sounds like urine town to me
_"Hourly (pizza) Wage - 35$ an hour!"_
What kind of bugouiouse ass pizza place is paying a cool 35 an hour?! Is that the pizza joint from that one mega cursed Pizza game Tomto played?!
D-Did we ever _LEAVE_ that hell realm...?
I can't believe I just read that in your voice.
The "bitch in a pink t shirt" killed me
it's always fun when tomato gets his hands on character creation, I've never laughed this long in a while
This is it...he's peaked! He said it..."where are we landing, fellow gamers." This is his peak of comedy...it'll never get any better than this, why should I even watch the rest of the stream?
He could turn into a pickle. Thats the funniest shit youll eber see. Youll never know if you dont watch the whole stream, and the ads, and click the ads, and then subscribe to Tomato on Twitch, and then watch all the vods, and all the ads on them too...
43:59 Unironiclly better than my internet.
The Pit is for the .8 uptime gang
same
23:10 The Streamer hits and incapacitates his dad while going at 20km/h . more at 5
When he tells me to clean my room.
The first few minutes and I'm already laughing, I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one
the second he ranted about the curved monitors I already laughed
0:10 b-b-b-but mordhau works really well with a curved moniterr
shhhh... You don't need to keep deluding yourself. It's okay now. You're safe.
They can't hurt you anymore
@@ImperialFister but it does;-;
@@DoggoDeBoggo it doesn't
@@aliakeel k
My 17 " CRT rode shotgun with the seatbelt on because it was the most expensive single component of my system....it was over $350 back in the 90's, which would make that like $10,000 in todays money .
I love how the cheapest mic he bought is the SAME exact one I actually own irl :')
And yes, I can confirm, it is utter trash and the quality is nonexistent.
Michealsoft ZBoxics are the apex of mics
His internet speed at the start is actually better than the speed that I actually have
I feel your pain brother
1:26:26 just leaving myself a time stamp
Edit: 1:44:25 aaaand somma this
Horrifying cataclysm mutant rat creature entertains the masses on twitch, strongest streamer in history
14:30 I was looking at my phone for a second and the whole chris stuff scared the shit out of me. Gonna have bad dreams of this now ;~;
Love these crusty cursed sim games.
I especially like that most kinda understand that being crusty is a huge appeal, and make things like playing as a realistic human being an _optional_ choice.
Its like coin game 2
I don't know if I've ever laughed harder at a character creation screen. Literally could not breathe watching that.
36:11 sells pills and the necronomcon
Even Though You Dont Do Videos Like You Used To And Only Stream, I Love Your Content My Guy!
1:26:27 president tomato Nixon!
"Do you think I do this for free?" *ad plays*
36:23 it's the military yankee doodle music.
The ad placement when he talks about ads was great
I died of laughter at the dog food part
Hey guys
1:16:18
1:23:25
1:30:08
1:33:06
1:45:22
Tomato's reaction to "Zeemstar" is like *WRONGTHINK* *DETECTED*
I think he was mainly talking about the Z naming convention.
Even if he does feel a certain way about Keemstar its not "wrong think detected". Some people just think he's kinda obnoxious; not necessarily anything beyond that. But for some reason whenever Keemstar is mentioned a few people watching get dramatic/defensive.
Keep in mind Tomato has reactions like that when he sees like Fortnite references or even somebody preparing food a certain way. It's not actually anything serious
23:10 streamer murders a man :)
Being delinquent on your payments and taking loans you never intent to repay is the true meta of this game.
zomato zaming will never be a real streamer OMEGALUL
The long drive: streamer edition
43:50 is it bad if my internet is even worse than that?
I get 1mb on a good day. Any time other than that, its be around the 240-500kbps mark. Assuming it's a clear sky and the stars are aligned.
" Perfection...or goblin ? "...for the win...lol
I Never seen a streamer get mad over porn or in game money
Lol, excellent ad placement 🍅
is this where tomato stopped after the long drive?
oh?
@@BakedBanana yes, oh
This video was wholesome and had a work ethic till 1:16:20 then the Tomato started streaming and it turned toxic. He banned and treated people like dirt and yet they still came and talked crap. lol 2:29:15 Karma game... the silence of eating dog food, priceless.
Yeah, play Cataclysm FOR EVER.
Yeah
Another classic video
WingsOfRedemption simulator
I took a class that had a bit of taxes in it, all I learned was that there are 2000 somewhat pages of information on taxes
Taxes are one of the greatest scams on earth, honestly. Like, holy shit, talk about a phenominal grift.
@@brosephnoonan223 bruh you dont even need to pay taxes legally if you are not a bussnies like tf and like you can make it so you dont get taxed at your job if you bring up the correct info to your employer before you sigh the papers the only thing this takes away is your retirement plan but youll have more than that so its a moot point
@@brosephnoonan223 I mean, I understand some bills,
But some bills like electricity and water are a NECESSITY for living in this day and age
You shouldn't have to pay taxes at all for such things.
59:00 Clam gaming
3x toxicity? those are rookie numbers, boy. jerma was at 11x QUICK
1:25:45 that's literally the welcome to the game II hacking minigame even the sounds lmaaao
Same Devs
Same Devs as Border Patrol too.
Why does this meme game have Skyrim levels of detail?
My curved monitor works just fine =)
57:50 tomato actually commit a hate crime :)
Thisll do until the next part of the homeless simulator lolll
This is the crustiest game yet
42:00 oh no....
holy shit this is the definition of the struggle. hahaha
Hacknet when
he so poor, he's eating dog food 😭
1:45:05
I missed Tomatoes Face reveal😔
I couldn't help but notice tomato boi said you guys have seen his face like a year ago, what do I have to watch to see that?
It's in the most viewed section of the clips on his twitch, gamer
Criken did a stream on RUclips with Tomato
You can also look up Tomato on Google, they have images of him
You can also see him on his main channel, many of the end cards feature an outro performed by the fruit hinself.
@@Sebbyisme thanks bb, I appreciate the help🙏 I guess I just havent had the time/patience to tune into streams/regularly use twitch
@@Sebbyisme honestly though you cant get a shittier less user friendly platform than youtube lmao
Ha ha, as all of you have I have too already watched the entire video. My favorite part was when funny man yelled and it was hilarity ha ha ha
ha ha ha that was also my favorite part the ha ha ha part was the most ha ha ha thing ha ha ha
Lol curved monitor doesn't have correlation to resolution. It's just ultrawide which is wider which can be flat or curved. I'm using a curved 16:9 1440p monitor.
I'm seeing double!
Watched the Fall Gang stream in 144P how did anyone ever live with that?
2:28:39
FREE BATHROOMS!
the music in 2:28:40 is **this close** to being copyrighted
16:9 curve monitors r fine
Tomato is your skin color light red?
Only in direct sunlight
Oh God I love this game
Haaahahaha, Goblin simulator.
No, we arent playing Nyx. But I could see how youd mix up the two.
More of this
Am I a bad person for wanting to play this?
Are you gonna release that conan stream you did here
The streams here are always a day or 2 behind
Just wait.
Yes tamto..hospital Bill's suck ass. I guess you have insurance in this game haha
But isn't tomato a youtuber??
Yeah but they stopped paying him
2:02:00
😂
Im having a lot of mixed emotions about the girl im interested in. I feel like we both like and dont like each other. Your streams really help me out Tomato, im crying and laughing. Thank you so much
Well. Halloween is coming up. Maybe you should look around for places that are doing stuff, or like, legit just go out trick or treating and see how far you get? Just talk to each other for a while, in person.
Worse comes to worse, you two figure out youd be better as friends. But you wont figure it out if you dont take the chance.
@@brosephnoonan223 Thanks man, I've already spoken to her about how I feel and we are going to go to a Halloween party together. I called her right after the first comment cause I realised that talking about it online wasn't going to do anything, I gotta talk to her. Again, thanks for the help!
@@civpr0 anything come of it
@@sebakisniesebakisnie6109 We unfortunately broke up earlier this year. Sort of last December. It's alright tho, we were happy, had some good times but it just wasn't the right time. She meant a lot to me, and it was hard for me to move on, but im getting there
@@civpr0 hey at least you got those good memories because you did take action!
oh?
oh؟
Yeah
i like you
Ooof
90% of the food Tomato likes, I hate. I'm okay with not being friends though.
Jerma
hope tomato knows that the new avengers game was awful..
Put a Z in front of every copyrighted word, HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!
😒
Zomato "Z bit never fails" Zaming
Wait, genuinely how are his actual chatters showing up in the game?
Imagine donating a 100 dollars and being shat on😂 I would never donate to a streamer.