Jurassic World...THE RANT !!!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • C'mon, did you actually think I was going to like this one ?

Комментарии • 26

  • @3DOBot
    @3DOBot 6 лет назад +4

    I have a friend who doesn't even like dinos nor Jurassic Park films who told me this movie had better characters you could relate to.... Meanwhile as a dino/Jurassic Park fan, (have been since a child) this was my least favorite. And the ending was so damn weak with the Mosasaurus. Btw, Disney is remaking every film into live action films even though Beauty and the Beast flopped.

  • @n.b.l.5709
    @n.b.l.5709 3 года назад +4

    yes! i agree man and fallen kingdom was even worse lol

  • @JessicaChastainFan
    @JessicaChastainFan 7 лет назад +4

    Aliens vs. Predator Requiem is the 1959 Ben-Hur compared to Jurassic World. What an atrocious piece of garbage. The franchise ended with the conclusion of Jurassic Park 3, and I'm keeping it that way.

  • @frankvincent9234
    @frankvincent9234 6 лет назад +3

    this movie was great now go home and get your fuckin shinebox

  • @SpongeBobFan-ue5ry
    @SpongeBobFan-ue5ry 6 лет назад +5

    Great Rant Fabio its still the same movie as the first three Jurassic Park didn't need a remake its pointless

    • @diegofavaratozfilms962
      @diegofavaratozfilms962 Год назад

      In my opinion it should’ve ended at The Lost World

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@diegofavaratozfilms962to me it should have ended at 3

  • @alphacircle8173
    @alphacircle8173 9 лет назад +1

    I think the reason Jurassic World made so much money was because it was a breath of fresh air. Audiences are sick of seeing movies with humans running around with guns hunting other humans or super hero movies. I think Jurassic was the first major dinosaur film since 2001. Even though I'm a huge Jurassic park fan I wasn't too happy with Jurassic World cause it seemed too goofy for me. Overall I have to admit it was a breath of fresh air from superhero reboots and shooter films.

  • @streetwalker20
    @streetwalker20 5 лет назад +5

    I agree with you remakes are lame

  • @markhammond147
    @markhammond147 2 года назад +2

    same crappy actors and crappy script with ad ons

  • @shawnlittle3091
    @shawnlittle3091 7 лет назад +2

    35:03

  • @streetwalker20
    @streetwalker20 5 лет назад +4

    I find this review so funny thanks for making me laugh

  • @mathiasjensen1708
    @mathiasjensen1708 7 лет назад +4

    Fully agree with this rant! I know this movie and review is 2 years old but just began checking on your older reviews since i had time. This movie is nothing but a lifeless, souless, corporate nostalgia wanking cashcow plain and simple. People often say to me: "Ok but what else new and different can they do with jurrasic park that hasn´t already been done???"
    My answer and i know its never going to happen in a million years or in my life time:In my opinion they should go back to the roots of how the original Michael Crichton novel was. The novel was dark, gritty, brutal, bloody as hell, it wasn´t a family friendly adventure it was a straight up horror action thriller in the vein of something like James Cameron´s Aliens. If they ever make a Jurrasic Park that is balls to the wall dark and violent like the book is then i will be blown away, be extremly interested and have faith in the franchise again but nope they gotta keep being as ignorant as fucking hell and do the BARE minimum effort because "Nostalgia is everything and is the only thing that matters to people nowadays".
    So sad. Great job with the review.

  • @n.b.l.5709
    @n.b.l.5709 3 года назад +2

    raptor whisperer lol

  • @andykishore
    @andykishore 4 года назад +1

    You're singing at the beginning is better than this movie.

  • @harveyplissken4604
    @harveyplissken4604 9 лет назад +1

    +TheItalianStallion51I apologize if I sound like an asshole, but do you expect every movie to be 100% original and nothing but original? Fab, all ideas come from somewhere. Let's just say if I were to do a movie like Alien, but instead of xenomorphs, there are hords of demons and zombies on an isolated planet, taking the idea and rework it to make it your own. Quit chasing the originality dream. Perhaps you would like to do a video about originality in movies. From what it sounded like coming from you, you want something entirely originality, nothing that's inspired by or based off on anything. You know how incredibly impossible that is? Once again, Fabio, I'm terribly sorry if I sound like an asshole or a douchebag. My intention is not to start a war with you or your friends. My intention is to talk to you.

    • @TheItalianStallion51
      @TheItalianStallion51  9 лет назад +2

      +Dylan Via I didn't mean something 100% original. I mean stuff like The Expendables, The Last Stand, The Raid Redemption, and etc. All Hollywood does is remake movies, base everything off of comics and books or true stories. Comedies are the same; it involves stoners, dick and fart jokes, and dick shots. It gets old after a while. The Last Witch Hunter with Vin Diesel and the newest Bond film Spectre, those are original ideas that are coming up next. I talk about this in pretty much every review I do. Comparing the classic films of yesterday to the overrated, overhyped, bland, unoriginal, uninspired shit that Hollywood keep shoving down our throats. It's not that hard to sit down and flesh out a good or decent story and create different. They did it 20 years ago, why can't they do it now ? And we wonder why grosses are down ?

    • @harveyplissken4604
      @harveyplissken4604 9 лет назад +2

      TheItalianStallion51
      Oh yeah, I can definitely feel what you are saying about how there really isn't much originality anymore. And you also have to wonder why people go outside the mainstream Hollywood shlop and go for the independent (DVD/Blu-Ray/ Netflix exclusive) stuff like Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (check it out if you haven't already; looks really badass). You also mentioned The Last Witch Hunter. Krampus would be another original idea to add to the list as well. Btw, that was a good review you did for Jurassic World. I was originally excited to see it, now I honestly am kind of glad I didn't see it in theaters.

    • @TheItalianStallion51
      @TheItalianStallion51  9 лет назад +1

      +Dylan Via Thanks !

    • @TheJustin4848
      @TheJustin4848 8 лет назад

      +TheItalianStallion51 Hey. We have movies like Inside Out, Mad Max Fury Road, Gravity, Inception, Creed, Edge of Tommorrow, The Hunger Games movies, Peanuts movie, Winter Soldier, etc. It's not like there's nothing good anymore...

  • @streetwalker20
    @streetwalker20 5 лет назад +1

    Lol haha same place different title lolhaha

  • @kukamunga7336
    @kukamunga7336 9 лет назад +1

    You are factually wrong. Jurassic World was not perfect but what you're raging over is a non factor. Jurassic World was not a reboot or reimagining, it was a direct sequel to the original movie. There were many differences in the movies, you chose small and irrelevant things to nitpick at and try to prove your point. Jurassic World was like a love letter to Jurassic Park fans. There were so many homages and small details thrown in that only a hardcore fan would notice. The movie was handled with a ton of love and care. It was also deceptively deep with a lot to think about if you actually try to.

    • @TheItalianStallion51
      @TheItalianStallion51  9 лет назад +8

      +Coty S. "Factually wrong", now there's a term loosely thrown around. Never threw facts or "proof" in there, this , as with all my videos, are 100% purely my opinion. Everyone wants to talk about "facts" and shit. To me, it's a dead subject, who gives a shit. You, along with everybody else keep buying into this bullshit from Hollywood. They keep churning out these "not reboots or re-imaginings", wake the fuck up folks seriously. It's cheap garbage that they pass off as "new" because the sheeple are too fucking stupid to research previous movies, they only tune into the average summer blockbusters. Plus, this is my channel, so I can rage over whatever the fuck I want, nobody forces you to watch the videos. So, go elsewhere. End rant, mic drop.

    • @MovieEnforcer
      @MovieEnforcer 3 года назад +1

      @Cotty S you are clearly indoctrinated and should’ve dropped out and pursued self education. Or else you would’ve been indoctrinated.