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The Conspiracy Theory Iceberg Explained
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I'm Dantavius, this is The Conspiracy Theory Iceberg Explained. We're getting in deep with this one ladies and gentleman.
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Nah
You know what? I've been keeping this inside for a long time now, and I'm just gonna say it: icebergs and explanations have completely nothing in common. This meaningless RUclips pattern has been overused for years now, and 99% of these iceberg videos don't 'explain' anything - they're just mostly random lists of stuff concerning a topic I, and other people with three-quarters of a functioning brain, already know far too much about. Also: the word 'explained' is condescending - especially when you bring nothing even remotely revelatory to the table. We know how googling a subject works - so enough already. Sorry you're the one I finally lose my patience with, but apparently you're the last creator I still follow who pulls this dumb shit.
NOT CLICKING THAT IP GRABBER !!
white boy dantavius 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Boy ain’t nobody buying them shoes
Dan saying “I’m not a conspiracy theorist” is equivalent to Supa hot fire saying “I’m not a rapper”.
Truueee
Lmao
Underrated comment forsure
omg right
“I broke up with my ex-girl. Here’s her number.”
I’m not a conspiracy theorist I’m an alternate truth hypothesiser
I just occasionally extrapolate information regarding secret plots that may or may not exist.
@@MF-R lol
I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a LARPer.
me too
It's the new black. We're no longer a bullied minority. Now I see the trolls and naysayers that said- seek help😂😂😂(followed by the usual 3 laughing emogies) finally get their asses reamed for their finite, narrow minds.
I didn’t know Buddha was so inspired by Kurt Cobain that he named his religion’s heaven after his band, that’s so thoughtful and grunge, rock on Buddha
plot twist: buddha was in a grunge band in the 90s inspired by nirvana
Too bad we never got a collab between the two
“I am NOT depressed! I have no plans on taking my own life!” Bro casted the modern version of a safety spell LMAOO
*hillàry Clinton enters the chat*
If they wanted him dead the video would've been deleted long before now
What is a safety spell? Sounds schizo
@thomassteele2118 let me inform you youngun. Way back in the day we used to have powerful witches and wizards who could bend the laws of nature through use of their mana.
Safety spells have been long lost as they were declared "lame" when no one wanted to be a support class.
This is why he said "modern safety spell" as opposed to something like "real life version of a safety spell" since they were very real but went out of style years ago
@thomassteele2118 alot of creators making content about conspiracy stuff say that as a joke incase anything happens to them (self inflicted 5 gunshots to the back of the head). It's just a meme that the government doesn't like people talking about conspiracy theories
Dan really made a deluxe edition of his own video, respect.
If this video was a song it would be a remix
Should've called it the directors cut
Goty edition
It’s a bloody lame excuse of a re-upload is what it is
Is the deluxe all cap tho??
I recommend everyone to find the forbidden book titled Online Fortune Code ; it goes deep into all of this, and it changed my life
No
its hard to get but u can find it on borlest,because book is limited edition
This book is quite unique and not easy to come by, but I found it on borlest. Definitely worth checking out
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one of the reasons I like listening to Dantavius more than the other channels that upload stuff like this, is how clear he says things. As a non-native English speaker, it helps to just listen to him while I work, eat, or just chill and not have to put on earphones just to decipher what he was saying (again, as a non-native English speaker, this is important to me). That, and he's funny as hell 😂 Even when talking about degenerates on the internet and stuff, he'd say things to lighten the mood and that just makes it a whole lot of a better experience.
exactly!!!
Just listened while I was trucking down the road
brooooo, same
Honestly, the writing in this comment is incredible for someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language. I only speak English and I still struggle with not sounding like a dumbass
I love that theory where Japanese government made kawaii culture on purpose, especially because it's half-ish true. See, the Japanese young people generally knows the batshit insane stuff their elderly people had done back in the war. These elderly people are seen as stereotypically fixated on traditionalist cultures and values, one of which is the chastity of females. Kawaii culture is specifically designed to combat against this, with pretty bright colours, loads of accessories, and what older people would consider skimpy. Animanga had also generally grown as a trend because of this, because enjoying anime or manga is seen as that person being a "modern Japanese", as opposed to "traditional Japanese" which brings the connotation of being Imperialist.
Basically, the "kawaii aesthetic" is specifically engineered to be hated and reviled by boomers. If you see people on the internet furiously and overreactingly hating on those, that's because they're the... let's say, "reverse target audience" in the first place.
So it's Japanese counter culture.. lol. That's actually an interesting explanation for that type of culture being so popular in Japan
And then those skimpy girls cant kiss a guy for two seasons, lol
@@ryohio4706exactly, most forms of Japanese/East Asian alternative fashion from gothic to kawaii are often semi equivalent to similar alternative/counterculture movements & fashions in the west. & inspiration flowing both ways
Let’s hope this one doesn’t get age restricted either, Dantavius. Continue being nonchalant
No cap 🧢
@Reaver age restricted as in 18+. And it would probably be demonetized.
@Reaver RUclips asks for credit card information to confirm your age now
@@neame-bh3uq damn
@@keribere244 And what is it called if its the opposite? Comments disabled etc. And what can one do about it... (context: a video with a child.... From 10+ years ago🤦♀️)
You know I hide more deeper underwater Dan. I’m watching you everyday..
LOL
yo franklin!!
Imposter!
Oh fuck
Pfp checks out.
Dan makes so many mom jokes that I’m starting to take them to heart 😭
Who is Dan
@@billblaski9523 dantavious? The guy ur watching?
@@t0pper8 oh lol his real name
He can have his way with my mom if he wants
@@billblaski9523he's your new dad
dude i just discovered your channel earlier this week and i’m so addicted. i’ve been listening to your videos during my work shifts and while driving cause i just love the mix between humor and seriousness.
Dantavius: "This is a repost."
Me: "Nah, this is a director's cut 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
I am so happy I found your channel I worked long days as a truck driver and just listening to you is great gets me through my day
Wendigoon - Goes in full dive and makes theorist and stuff
Our boy Dan - Makes memes and makes us laugh mid way the iceburg layer 7
About the ouija board, I was told a story by my dad (he is a very honest man) in his Peruvian military school about one time when him and his friends made a makeshift ouija board with a coin and paper. After a while, the penny started heating up and eventually burned my dad’s finger, and later became so hot that is lit the paper on fire. He still feels uncomfortable even talking about the story and if he ever saw us playing with the board, he would burn it immediately.
Horse shit
An even more haunting detail of the Dog S*****e Bridge (censored just to be safe)
Some of the dogs managed to survive the jump off, but then all survivors limped back up to the bridge just to jump off again to their true death. Makes it way harder to logically explain, and quite a bit scarier.
Yeah I hope one day we could read minds and find out wtf is going through the dogs mind when jumping off because currently it's unknown and its scary to think of the reason why the dogs do this
Maybe the dogs had historical emotional issues. How many demonstrated se1f h@rm leading up to the incidents?
Why do you censor suicide and harm like they are slurs or something?
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon so the video doesn't get flagged.
@@LordmonkeyTRM I don't think that's how it works...
The term "Conspiracy theorist" was a term made popular by the CIA, to be combative towards critical thinkers that questioned the JFK assassination. In a memo called "Countering criticism of the Warren report".
If you also look at history, these terms aren’t necessarily new. Before it used to be called “demagoguery” or “charlatan”.
"critical thinkers" please. They're mostly illiterate virgins or idiots.
That's kind of like saying Israel created antisemitism to combat antizionism. No lmao, they're convenient for denialism but they're very much their own phenom too. People are definitely just overly conspiratorial and have an unhealthy level of skepticism to stuff that usually has an explanation.
I Am a Truth Seeker and if people call me a Conspiracy theorist and crazy as a bat I take it as the most high compliment I can get. 😊
The thing I like about Dan is that he actually shows us all the clips and/or audio files connected to a theory. Never thought I'd see that Bohemian Grove shit ever
I did deep research on the free masonry and Illuminati ties and let me tell you it doesn’t matter about your occupation, it matter about your views on the world, how much money you got and who’s your connections and it’s honestly scary all the stuff those billionaires do. I’ve been in a rabbit hole for 2 years now and everything is connected 🤦🏾♂️. Pls for your own sake go seek the truth, whether it be your culture/religion or what’s going on with your government. The truth is hidden and knowledge is forbidden.
Same dude the Grove shit I always thought was some bull but after yeah that's definitely some wacky cult at least even if it isn't rich elites lmao
lol besides it being absolutely everywhere, very Google accessible, Duck Duck Go, Bing.... Seriously, try harder dudes
Dan saying he isn’t a conspiracy theorist is like Franklin saying he isn’t the devil
Okay but as someone who has been through medical school, the pineal gland conspiracies are pretty valid. It's a weird, weird structure of the brain that we still don't understand. Our best guess is that it has something to do with melatonin production and sleep. Everything about sleep is also weird. Did you know that we have something called cerebrospinal fluid that shoots up our spine and literally power washes our brains while we sleep? Without it, and it's actions, our brains will cease to function correctly and is always degenerative.
But what does this have to do with the pineal gland? Who knows. But people have spent thousands of years aware of its existence without a proper understanding of its purpose.
God damn brains are fascinating.
i suspect the plane had a few passengers aboard marked for death. it wouldnt be the first time they took out a whole plane to eliminate the target
Tens of thousands of years ago they may have known. The "pine cones" depicted in ancient Egypt.
Speaking of, you may have noticed some old pictures or hieroglyphic or whatever you want to call them, of the dude that's holding the alleged pine cone, but in like a very weird fashion with his fingertips, and I also has a man bag that people like to make up all sorts of wild stories about okay but check this, do you ever wonder why they call it Easter Island? But Easter is only one day of the year? Or why we have a rabbit laying eggs? Okay, so it's not a man bag it's a basket with handles, in the old days what they used to do is pluck the pineal gland out of people's heads that they liked, and they would crack them open or sometimes pry them open. Obviously the people on the receiving end of this were unhappy and so you hear people like Maynard screaming about prying open his third eye well yeah it's freaking painful. Anyways will this evolve into is a lot of hallucinogenic pineal nectar being drank by a few people that believe they had wings and could fly and sometimes we see each other as having alligator heads. It's crazy stuff I don't know that I can recommend you trying it per se but if the glass lands in front of you I won't say that you shouldn't drink from it because of something that is as arbitrary as current law. Well as time goes on in like more and more people realized that it was sucked to be the person that is donating their pineal gland for the rather temporary euphoria of another, they changed that sweet peanal nectar juice out for chocolate, and quite simply rabbits market better than chickens, nobody really cares that much about stuff that makes sense anyways I mean look around you. Does rationality really come into play for much of your day today? I thought not. There you have it undoubtedly they'll be a lot of people trying to act a flabbergasted and discredit me but truth is truth, I can't keep a secret just because it hurts.
@@dont.ripfuller6587 wut?....
I know you spent a lot of time typing that out, but paragraph breaks would be useful. I'm entirely and utterly confused and can't tell if I'm reading a valid point or the ramblings of a madman.
You can't "pull out" anyone's pineal gland. It's tiny and so imperceptible that it's hard to find even when dissecting a perfect specimen. It's like... Smaller than a pea my dude. And it calcifies as we age, so it's even harder to spot anatomically.
Are... Are you high?
I mean, I graduated top of my class in medical school. I was there for 6 years, so I'm not dumb, but I can't for the life of me translate this comment lmao
@@gypsydanger1013 🤐
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The reason I love Dantius so much is that he makes such morbid/creepy videos funny and mild lmao
fr
Fr hes goated , so much better than these video essay channels
Y cant we just hear his voice.he shows himself more than the clips.
@@lilyvee789plenty of channels that are the same as all those picture books you ‘read’ as a kid….not this one LOL
dan, i'm rewatching your iceberg videos because you're simply the best at this style of content and WE NEED MORE. PLEASE.
40:35 "This theory has been put forward by prominent thinkers such as Kanye West"
Probably the funniest thing Dan said in this video apart from "your mom" jokes.
Dan and Wendigoon are peak youtubers
As good as Wendigoon’s conspiracy iceberg series is, you are right up there with him, fantastic
And if everything is fake around me and nothing is real. Tell that to my Probation officer. If I'm in a simulation my gamer is really fuckin me over every chance possible.
On "Mountains are trees": I was hiking Mount Ord in the Tonto National Forest area of Arizona and on the trail, there were huge veins of petrified wood. I'm talking A LOT of it. It was crazy because not only have I never found petrified wood before, it was EXTREMELY abundant.
Don’t care if it’s a reupload, as long as it’s dantavius then ofc I’d watch it, man’s too good
On the fluoride subject:
The biggest red flag for the fluoride use is that in 1914 when the initial discovery an recognition of naturally occurring fluoride was in a small village where Calcium fluoride was present in the water. The calcium fluoride particles was hardening on the surface of the teeth of the villagers making the teeth much stronger.
However, the fluoride used in most cases is sodium fluoride. It is a derivative of fertilizer. A bi product produced in the manufacturing of fertilizer. These companies can't legally dispose of the biproduct because of the toxicity (note that this is also in its hyper concentrated form. So not a one for one with fluoride tablets which are dilluted significantly). Sodium fluoride is the fluoride used in cheap toothpastes and drinking water. Not the actually beneficial calcium fluoride.
It was about 12 years ago (I think) that Harvard did a study with a group of Chinese scientists where they concluded that the sodium fluoride was gradually decreasing the IQs of their test subjects. China has banned sodium fluoride but continues to manufacture it and sell it on US markets even with it banned in their own country.
Everything I've said above is completely true. There can still be debate about whether the Harvard study was legitimate. And there can be debate about whether the fluoride is being used maliciously or not. But, above are all facts.
thought it was a byproduct of aluminum...
@@GODHATESADOPTION It might be some forms. From everything I've seen sodium fluoride is made in the process of manufacturing fertilizers. However, the term "fluoride" refers to a compound or chemical that contains the fluorine particle. So, there are quite a few different types of fluoride. One of which might be made when manufacturing aluminum.
These types of fluoride vary in toxity. Some are literally things that will end a person some (like the originally discovered 1914 calcium fluoride) are genuinely helpful.
Fluorene particles help fuse other particles to molecular structures which is why the calcium form makes sense to be a constructive substance. It basically welds the calcium to the surface of the bone. If there is a form that comes from and contains aluminum I'd imagine that would be harmful to the body as well but I haven't looked specifically into that form.
The sodium fluoride form is corrosive to many aspects fo the body for the same reason that the calcium form is helpful. The bonding of sodium with our insides isn't constructive.
@@IchNachtLiebe its also used to super power drugs and get them in ur bones like roofies n cipro
Makes sense, they're already partially responsible for turning a generation into strung out zombies n then some. Lull the giant to sleep while steadily crippling young Americans.
So if you filter your tap water is it good then
Dyatlav Pass was actually solved very recently (as in last few years). Ask a Mortician has a video explaining it but essentially they were killed by a very specific kind of avalanche that probably caught them off guard while they were sleeping or changing clothes, hence cutting out of the tent because they had no time to unzip the small opening and hence them trying to run away while wearing very little. The missing eyes and such can be explained by scavenging animals, especially since that’s the sort of body part they go for first.
The craziest thing is this was figured out thanks to Disney’s Frozen…. really. Investigators got the snow simulation software from Disney and used it to test various scenarios. So…. thanks Disney for helping solve a bunch of college kids’ deaths and bringing closure…. I guess…..
🤣🤣🤣
What about the radiation though?
@@Toastynxyea, there’s still stuff that avalanche theory don’t explain
@ToastyTheMan I actually had the same question, so I looked into it. A few of those guys had been previously working on a cleanup crew at a site where radiation was present, and it was concluded that this was the reason for the radiation detected in a few of the bodies.
There ain't no god damn way dude
"history never repeats itself... but it does often rhyme"
holy shit your weight loss journey is IMMACULATE
congrats brother u inspire me and motivate me, i’m going to the gym tomorrow
While the Malaysia flight had disappeared, my plane was also heading to Beijing. Everybody was probably super on edge in that airport, which I wasn’t able to notice because of the language barrier.
Those planes were more than likely shot down and covered up. It has happened before and before bestgore was shut down, there were pics and vids of the aftermath of some commercial plane that was shot down while flying over another country by it's military and they were trying to cover it up. Ain't no fucking monsters and aliens or some shit causing them to disappear.
A fight happened at my lunch while I was watching at 40:09 💀💀
hi dantavius you actually have the ability to make me laugh when my depression makes me feel absolutely nothing let alone joy 💚 thanks fr
He is such an amazing person, I love his humor! I pray that you will feel better 🙏There is always a light at the end of the tunnel, stay strong ❤
You need deliverance friend. Anything making you feel like life is worthless is a demon. I know because I dealt with it years ago and when I came to Christ I was able to get delivered from depression and also a spirit of rejection where I didn’t even like going outside because I felt unwelcome everywhere.
@@xrnxz Christianity more like cringianity
@@jakecartereditz9318😂😂😂😂
@@jakecartereditz9318 LMAO yes
that queen elizabeth comment already aged poorly 💀💀💀
its funny to look back on this especially the part about "the government is hiding aliens from us" part cuz.. it wasn't a lie they actually were hiding aliens from us lmaooo
Im officially going through your channel and watching every iceberg video. Im greatful for your content man. 3:52am NZT
I actually believe in that “my red is not your red” theory, it could explain why people prefer different color schemes to other people around them, because they see it differently
or maybe people just have opinions
@@gazer99 yeah but maybe they form their opinions based on how they see colors, and that explains why everyone likes different things!
@@wrench982 it's not even a crazy theory. Solipsism is the truth.
@@thediaz07 🤦♂️
i HATE that theory. It makes me SO ANGRY... idk why but it makes me so so so so angry.
Toilet paper conspiracy… WHY ARE WE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT NEEDS TO WIPE OUR ASSES?!
We have shame, no monkeys climbing around saying hey you got shit on your ass, and the other monkey running away to clean/wipe his ass, and we did, and the rest of the animals can talk and have no thumbs
i'm mostly sure dan is trying to hypnotize me by making those hand gestures while he explaining conspiracies theories
It was the “mountains are trees” part for me. I laughed, I cried, i liked & subscribed.
A Dantavius video, The only time when "your mom" jokes never get old
Damn the CIA just confirmed Dantavious died in a car accident next week. 😔
Dude, just found your channel. Some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Thank you.
This was an amazingly eye opening experience. Thanks Dan.
What if the video WASN'T age restricted and it was actually the Gov reaching out to our boy saying: "Delete these sections right now." Bro may have dodged a bullet.
16:35 fun fact: faking the moon landing and having all the tech to make it look real would’ve costed more than the entire Apollo 11 mission!
What do you mean? Wouldn't it be cheaper to make a fake moon landing footage than actually going up there?
source?
@@gazer99 “source 🤓” look it up.
@@ChronoCartographer source?
how does something become costed?
Dude i had to stop researching conspiracy theories i used to be really into them around 12 years old but it made me very depressed
I feel like the time cube guy just figured out what time zones are for the first time and got his mind blown
Intriguing, I always knew there was more to life and i have also been looking for a way to find not only protection but a way to be influential to the human society.
oh well you can achieve that by being a part of the illuminatus brotherhood, i know it sounds like a mystery but there are ways you can actually get in contact with them
@@bartholetbay412 hi, isn't the brotherhood a myth??
@@haynesatteh4463 Well it is not and you can't actually expect it to be open to everyone, but if you want to know more you can look up ANTHONY MARK SZYMON online you will find something interesting.
@@bartholetbay412 oh really, i just saw his website, interesting.i will leave him a message.
@@haynesatteh4463 this reply thread making me believe the internet is actually dead cause yall are talking like bots
Dan ik you don’t like making these iceberg videos but I look forward to watching them, you have to perfect amount of being real and comedy and I love it
im pretty sure its a joke
It so weird, I have these gaps in my memory where I don’t remember what happened but I came to with 2 men in suits holding some object in my face telling me the aliens I just saw were never real and to continue with my normal life.
Your lighting is so good! How do you do this??!
Finally, something to watch during lunch! I wasn't looking forward to the endless scroll while my burger got cold.
bro same
We really are living the same life
Sad existence
@@neomma1 why?
@@thediaz07 he has no burger
did anyone else think when he accidentally did this one a second time at 1:17:34 it was a glitch and some weird message from the universe lmao
yeah i thought the same 😂
I just gotta say I absolutely love your content. It’s funny, informative, and you talk about actual interesting stuff. Keep it up my g. You got a new sub
Broo I found your channel outta nowhere and now I’m hooked on your iceberg vids, love the vids 🔥🔥❤
After months of trying I FINALLY managed to successfully Astral Project only to watch Dantavius doing my Mom.
Having really bad time finding comfort in your videos love your style
this man said “take it with a gram of salt” lmao
And it sucks that people like him can’t even speak how he really feels without worrying about losing it all literally everything sponsers money and entire account.. it’s crazy what this world has turned into
Lmao don't go there, nobody in recent history even when you were growing up were able to talk about conspiracies without being seen as crazy or it being censored
@@photlam9769 not to the extent it is today
We need a new RUclips pretty much.
@@WARDEATHFUN bitchute. everything u need to kniw about conspiracy is free and open on there
Wow, a video talking about drugs and violence was age censored, my ancestors may have died from getting a small cut but wow what has the world come too 💀
The Real Purpose of the Lottery is to catch time travelers.
I laughed hard at that one...lol
I'm actually a believer in the theory that the world is just getting warmer. We could be quickening it, but it would happen anyway. It's a completely natural flow of things. Since a really long time ago the world has been constantly shifting from ice ages to the times where all the ice melted and back
New sub here, thank you for the much needed points of references, by far the most comprehensive compilation of potential truths I've yet to see in one place. Your explanations were unbiased, succinct, yet thorough. You're like a human reader's digest condensed version, no easy feat, to be sure!
holy mother of balls another Dantavius iceberg. im gonna be honest, your iceberg videos are the best on youtube. you have a knack for keeping my attention, unlike many other creators who all put me to sleep while they ramble on very calmly the entire time.
For me what keeps my attention is the fact that he can make a joke at any second
@@maraganina exactly 💯
The Dylatov Pass incident was most likely from an avalanche. Caitlin Doughty from Ask a Mortician made a really good video about it.
Dan really attacked my mom multiple times this video, gotta respect it
Dude I recently discovered your channel and it's outstanding!
Informative and cleverly presented.
Dan you the man!
"From on high, evil will fall on a great man"
That's Cleary just an off the top ropes maneuver by a wrestling villain onto the hero. Nostradomus was just recieving visions of future t.v.
I hope you know that your videos keep me company at the gym, please keep making these
I'm really glad I just wasted over an hour listening to a smuck from Stanton island ramble on about the nonsensical, I enjoyed it all and you've got a gift for presenting this kind of topic in an engaging manner.
On a side note:
Would you ever be interested in doing a video on psionics? I find that rather interesting.
Love the content. Keep up the great work, your videos are a great way to make the day go by faster at work. Also, always great to have an existential crisis at work
Dantavius, the only youtuber i actually enjoy and do not skip his promo reads lol.
@Dantavius Love your Accent Dude, Thank you very much for your research and hard work.
New Subscriber 👍🏼
Love this guys videos!
That “dad left to get milk/cigarettes” joke made me audibly chuckle and *subscribe* haha
i’ve watched this video so many times i can repeat it almost word for word but here i am again.
The mom jokes are so perfect 😂
This is great, Dan.
As far as a cure for cancer, cancer isn't a simple disease -- it's a whole pile of diseases. The targeted therapies my husband and my friend were/are on a few years ago were as near to a cure as you might get. Sadly, while my friend is surviving on her meds currently, my husband's cancer was way too aggressive for the drugs. However, sustaining someone on medication is far, far preferable to someone dying; survival rates for cancers have switched from 80/20 die/live in the 80s to the reverse today. One of the therapies my husband took had been in use for ten years and some lucky people who started on it as a new drug were still alive. The science is very clear that many cancers can't be cured -- but similarly we can't cure viruses like tetanus; we can reduce the risk of somrone contracting the disease by preventative action, but a simple prick from a rose can kill you if you're not quick to clean the wound and apply antiseptic.
Meanwhlle drug research is like firing a shotgun at a dartboard. You have a huge spread of research programmes and very few of those will ever lead anywhere. Then you have all the tests and trials to get through before you get approval from health authorities... and everyone needs to get paid for it.
That's why drug research is so expensive and so slow. Besides which, even if Big Pharma was sitting on a cure, look at Elon Musk and Tesla -- there'd be an upstart entrepreneur coming up to disrupt the market. Even those who benefit the most from oil such as the UAE diversified their economy from oil to tourism because of the oul crash seven or eight years ago. If money can be made and a technology is efficient enough to be put into production, someone somwhere will pursue it. Sadly as well, as the incidence in cancer amomgst my friends shows, even if a cure were to be on sale people would still be able to make money off it. Because we're not dying of anything else, the statistic is that one in two of us will contract cancer. And to be quite frank, that we live in an age where it's routine to live to 80+ and for ny husband to have died in a hospice bed rather than on a battlefield is progress. Instead of grumbling about medical science not being perfect, maybe we should be counting our blessings, because we do come across as awfully fucking ungrateful sometimes to the dedicated scientists who put their heart and soul into drug research and development.
(Oh and yeah, my mom is totally up for it. I can even give you her phone number...)
About Elon musk, he didn't creat Tesla and before Tesla he already have SpaceX I think I don't need to explain more
Babe wake up, Dantavius dropped his LAST iceberg video
tbh you are the best youtuber out there, every time i see that you uploaded im happy
Conspiracy theory: Franklin is actually Dantavius's favorite show.
The ouiji board spelling out your mom completely went over my head😭😂
Only RUclipsr I know to actually add content to a reupload, that’s not just explaining the re upload
The author for the article about dantavius punching a kid was named “Dixon Butts” 😂 I’m dying
I think it's a reference to an earlier Dantavius video with an article by Hugh Jass
no ..dixon made danny-girl his bitch
What does bro have against my mom
Dans speech and cadence is so notable, you can tell even when its distorted lmao
The whole lizard people also being the annunaki is a new one to me. I thought the conspiracy was the lizard people were always here on earth and were just hiding for whatever reason.
they arent 'hiding' they have cities underground. which offers protection. its said there are 80 different species of alien life on earth
Different lizards. Lol
All kinds of different peoples in the inner earth
Imagine Dantavius pooping: researching for this vid and writing the rough draft of the script on his phone while he gets a blumpkin from all of our moms
I have a theory that atlanteans were based on the "sea peoples" that basically wrecked the world at the end of the bronze age. He just gave it a pro-greece twist where instead of egypt being the sole surviving government, it was greece (specifically athens) that fought them off. In reality, athens was a mycenean city at the time, and the sea people were a mixed group of refugees turned pirates/raiders who were likely trying to escape a famine from a severe 3 year long drought that happened around that time.
Im with you, im actually studying History and that has always made sense to me.
I also believe that Atlantis could be Crete and the Atlanteans are Minoans.
Another take on the Dyatlov Pass incident that I've heard that makes sense to me is the Soviets we're testing air dropped munitions (specifically air dropped mines) in the area and the hikers accidentally walked into the testing range. The theory is that the tests were supposed to be secret and the accident was covered up, which is why there's so much mystery around the case. I mean, to be fair, this sounds just like something that would have happened in that era.
It turns out that the miners were killed by an avalanche...and how did they do it?
They(Russian Investigators) asked the makers of Frozen to use their technology to scan the Dyaltov Pass and discovered it was an avalanche.
@Bear Arms Could be concussive force, but depending on how long the bodies were out there before found, it could also be scavengers. Scavengers like crows usually go for the eyes and tongue because they're soft and nutrient rich.
@BearArms21 no but scavenging animals did lmao.
Dan may have a degree in theoretical physics, but I have a theoretical degree in physics.
Good one 👍
New Vegas player perchance?
They said welcome aboard!
For the record comet ping pong does have a basement, look it up. Reddit exposed that before the story broke out they were talking about storing excess ingredients in the basement.
This video feels like a screwed and chopped spm song but I’m here for it dantavius
If this is a simulation, I'd like to request someone else play my character because whoever's currently controlling me sucks.
New Dantavius Iceberg Video, beer in the fridge and Friday night... Couldn't be much better
@@positivepsycho2932 I hope you have a great weekend, mate! Cheers!
my GM with my bagpipe, an drinking Coors beer from Golden Colorado but I'll go straight to the Colorado springs an get in an Order of Dedaliea but sounds like your a great government supporter!!! Look what your reflection is that why you drink 🍷🍻 but Tom those in jail due to smoking crack an worshipping Satan, on a billboard with free advertising thank you, we need more drunks who never sees the drug facts on there food I guess cause your testosterone level is low you might try eating Yams aka sweet potato as if the English language is your words and you invented this all on your own but still looking for Hoffa let me know if he's under this Nuclear submarine or if he was the first Union boss to make it out of this madness into Mars to prove there's life there I don't know I'm still looking for him I think him and Mr Jack Kennedy always had good debates just a thought but I gave up on looking the workforce conference union trying to act as if a government shut down affects the Workforce why not shut that down while you B.L.M burns down your city's then okay!??? 🤔 Arizona Highways closed down due to Atheist people who are trying so hard to destroy what your stimulation program has you to do in that thoughts deep thinkers here 6 pack is on me doesn't do nothing but help more people stay in the state of mind I now know I'm working with!!!??
But you're not wearing a sweatshirt, Dan. Its a hoodie. It's fine, we all get confused when we're nervous.
He isn't suicidal, remember?
Edit: Grammar