That discussion about "exotic" cheeses reminds me of that Cow & Chicken episode about the King and Queen of Cheese. "This one is making bucket cheese. This one is making water tower cheese! Here, have some _weasel cheese!_ Haystack cheese, silo cheese, grandma cheese. I even tried making _horse cheese._ Dog cheese, hyena cheese, lizard cheese, _duck cheese!"_
At least the celebrities could give consent, none of these “exotic” animals could, they’d be consigned to lives of misery just as cows are. Anyone who defends milk would have to consent to being a mouse living under the rule of cats. I’d rather die free, although no one with a conscience would wish me to be born at all.
I have during the last 12 months eaten more exotic things than I ever thought I would try. I ate Kangaroo meat, Zebra, Alligator, tried Ostrich egg and durian fruit. I could def. see a market for "exotic cheese".
So apparently Platypus eggs are tiny (11mm) and spend three quarters of their gestation internally being laid so they're not really suitable for eating _but_ their milk is apparently super nutritious! Good luck milking one, though; they don't have nipples and instead just sort of sweat it out
You probably could have gotten away with near-perfect stairs, it's just a quick left-right before landing on the stairs. But congrats on the actually perfect stairs! Now do it again with a few corner clips lol And there is a market for athletes for human milk... ... ... ... ... that's all I'll say on that topic.
It's kinda funny that we start out so reliant on our mother's milk, but then completely forget that it's a thing until we either get a little sibling or in school. Or we start asking questions because we see someone milking something that's not a cow. Fun Fact: the platypus actually sweats milk.
@@phosphorus4 it's coming out of their skin. It's more of a maternal thing that a means of cooling off though since they're semi aquatic meaning they usually live near water.
Okay, “1-1” person, I will type the letter you requested here, but not in the way you were expecting… three times in fact. …Now four… …now five… …six. …oh THOSE comments😅
I think the Nitrome game is Skywire! Yeah, I disliked that one...a few good times, but mostly frustration, haha. Good times with Miniclip, though. Club Penguin, Final Ninja, Flipside, and that one platformer where you have machine guns and are shooting down helicopters for some reason. 😆 Good times.
9:39 After the setup, I was already playing the piano part in my head when... yeah, *that* played instead. Chris done both DGR and I dirty on that one 😆
The problem with "exotic cheeses" is the chemical makeup of most mammal's milk don't translate well into cheese. It's all about the fat content and the bacteria's reaction to it. It's a chemical thing why we don't have cheeses from anything other than bovines (which have very relatively fatty milk). It takes too much milk from other animals to make a sizable amount of cheese.
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"Chris, make me look awesome"
"Chris, make me look smart"
Chris is under paid. 😏
agreed
No matter how much money he gets, hes still underpaid if you ask me.
Actually, "make me look awesome" is easy - just splice DGR's camera over footage of a good player!
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@@WavemasterAshi DGR ROAST
Chat is so helpful on that speedrun level.
“why dont you just play better???” 😂
Hey, it worked, didn't it?
That discussion about "exotic" cheeses reminds me of that Cow & Chicken episode about the King and Queen of Cheese.
"This one is making bucket cheese. This one is making water tower cheese! Here, have some _weasel cheese!_ Haystack cheese, silo cheese, grandma cheese. I even tried making _horse cheese._ Dog cheese, hyena cheese, lizard cheese, _duck cheese!"_
I'd try weasel cheese or hyena cheese.
“I have ethics here, okay?”
“…maybe if you got celebrities…”
You sure you got ethics, Dave?
At least the celebrities could give consent, none of these “exotic” animals could, they’d be consigned to lives of misery just as cows are. Anyone who defends milk would have to consent to being a mouse living under the rule of cats. I’d rather die free, although no one with a conscience would wish me to be born at all.
Ain't no way there was a whole conversation about what you could get milk from.
💀💀💀
"Maybe celebrities..." 💀
Not the first time either
Human milk is actually really expensive. If you want to feed your baby human milk but you are not lactating, it's expensive.
A much more weird question to think about is how was milk discovered? A guy wanted to squeeze a cows udders??
13:08 - "RYTHEM IS MY LIFE"; "Rhythm"
From the archives of "why I did not compete on Spelling Bee", by Dave, circa 2024.
“compete on spelling bee”
…just saying…
@@phosphorus4 my point exactly 😂
2:34 "I thought I was hot stuff...
till I arm-wrestled my grandma"
10:18 Dave: you guys know I am rhythm daddy
Dave in every other rhythm level he’s played: I couldn’t rhythm and to save my life
the 1-1 speedrun level is basically just "you need to be perfect at mario games, otherwise you will fail"
His daughters showed a Meet The Parents moment.
Yep. "I have n!pples, Greg, could you milk me?"
Now just imagine how amazing these levels would have been had the creative ideas been used in original levels!
Would’ve been less amazing because remix culture is cooler.
I havent watched thhe video but i remember in smm1 there was a fun 1-1 level where you had to do corner boosts and stuff to reach the end
2:40 “I thought I was hot stuff, until I arm wrestled my grandma”-DGR 2024
If you want to go where he finally beats the level 9:15
11:20 Nitrome fr did one of the best flash games back in the days
Its always an awesome day when DGR uploads!
1:59 ‘insert Squidward choking on fork’
I enjoy Dave for his spontaneous and unprovoked Cool Runnings reference
I want to eat snake cheese. I am always hearing people talk about milking snakes… make me snake cheese.
I have during the last 12 months eaten more exotic things than I ever thought I would try. I ate Kangaroo meat, Zebra, Alligator, tried Ostrich egg and durian fruit. I could def. see a market for "exotic cheese".
"Astetic?" It's aesthetic. Where did the TH go?
Now we need to combine the rhythm with tight speed run lol
There was a famous chef a few years ago who was making cheese from his wife’s milk. True story.
4:55
In FNAF 6: Sister Location hand unit voice:
Exotic butters
haha, the cutscene was epic 😀
Box. BOX. BOX!!!
That was super funny yo.
I can guarantee there'd be a market for human cheese, wouldn't even need to be celebrities.
14:15 I swear that lightning is saying "among us"
My favorite MiniClips game was Save the Sheriff, where you play the Sheriff's pet pig trying to rescue him from a gang of outlaws who nabbed him.
9:44 this sequence of events is just gold good job Chris.. lmao
Christ making Dave look foolish is the greatest part about these videos.
Hamster parmesan... an interesting phrase. Hamster parmigiana.... disturbing.
Dave, aka DGR the Epic God Gamer got all the stuff!
Dgr never disappoints! 🔥🔥🔥
A company named how the heck are you supposed to do that... Interesting name of a company😂
Gotta like that video for those perfect stairs
If you like frosted cheerios, surely you could make something similar by adding sugar to regular cheerios.
Don’t call him-…never mind …
Dave should start adding a speed run timer like in professional speed runs use so we know how long it took to do this
Cheerios are healthy because they're made with hole grains. 😂😂😂
10:30 How did the on/off switch not off-screen? 🤔
I love Chris.
Watching the stairs made me feel pain, There’s a much more consistent way of doing it
them perfect stairs tho :D
That edit :D
Hamster Parmesan is such a dnd character name
4:39 you can milk an almond lol
Is this a really old episode, or why does Dave talk about his exotic cheese endeavour as if this was the first time?
Don’t worry Dave, I can’t ever spell Rhythum either… 😅
“Oh wait theres a clear condition”
wow.
Just stoping by to say hi, and sub ofc
I'd eat me some Jenna Ortega cheese.
Imagine getting both eggs and milk from the same animal.
Not sure how to milk a platypus or echidna though
That'd be the craziest omelette ever
Knipples the Echidna
@@spellxthief Nipples the Enchilada is a well established and beloved character
So apparently Platypus eggs are tiny (11mm) and spend three quarters of their gestation internally being laid so they're not really suitable for eating _but_ their milk is apparently super nutritious! Good luck milking one, though; they don't have nipples and instead just sort of sweat it out
@@titush.3195 Almost as crazy as Scrambled Eggs Super-Dee-Duper-Dee-Booper Special Deluxe À La Peter T. Hooper!
RUclips definitely played a Cheezit commercial right inbetween the Formage / celebrity section. Lololol
there is a place called "Bird in Hand" Pennsylvania and there is an amish farm that sells camel milk
10:05 Bros soundin like a Bungee Zombie
Exotic Fromage sounds like something Furries would use
Guilty. I tentatively support the idea in part because I'm a furry.
Yep its all about 1-1 levels
You probably could have gotten away with near-perfect stairs, it's just a quick left-right before landing on the stairs. But congrats on the actually perfect stairs! Now do it again with a few corner clips lol
And there is a market for athletes for human milk... ... ... ... ... that's all I'll say on that topic.
Chris is a national treasure
1-1 is the most optimized speed run in gaming history but that doesn't make it easy
It's kinda funny that we start out so reliant on our mother's milk, but then completely forget that it's a thing until we either get a little sibling or in school. Or we start asking questions because we see someone milking something that's not a cow.
Fun Fact: the platypus actually sweats milk.
…but is it ACTually sweating?…
@@phosphorus4 it's coming out of their skin. It's more of a maternal thing that a means of cooling off though since they're semi aquatic meaning they usually live near water.
Instantly thought of Meet the Parents
Okay, “1-1” person, I will type the letter you requested here, but not in the way you were expecting…
three times in fact.
…Now four…
…now five…
…six.
…oh THOSE comments😅
I think the Nitrome game is Skywire! Yeah, I disliked that one...a few good times, but mostly frustration, haha. Good times with Miniclip, though. Club Penguin, Final Ninja, Flipside, and that one platformer where you have machine guns and are shooting down helicopters for some reason. 😆 Good times.
Celebricheese... "they've milked you for long enough."
🥁
SOMEONE PLS SOUND CAPTURE DGR 9:13-9:19!!! 🤣🤣🤣
9:16 success chant 😂😂😂😂😂
Hoi
I think edge boosting would make this level easier
they moved the flag pole on the speedrun, that's cheating lol
Huh
9:14 I found my new notification sound.
Oh yea!!!! These videos are awesome!! But levels are cool.
Nitrome was a goated flash developer on miniclip
I saw it in 20 seconds
We don't deserve Chris.
2:47 n
Come on chat, let's go there! 🧀🐋🐐🐄🐁🐨🐴🐪🐯🐾🐼
9:15 😂
Lmao love chris
10:03 that is funny 🤣😂😂
Perfect Stairs!
Spells rhythm wrong and corrects it with the wrong spelling again.😂
Wanna Cheese
First!
Congrats you have achieved nothing😂
Nope
@@Clay_Editz 😂
@@Clay_Editz Self inflicted comment.
@@hquest More like self-fulfilling
No wait…
Self…
…describing…
1 min Gang
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Second!!!
First
1) There is almost certainly a market for human cheese.
2) You almost certainly don't want to interact with it.
WTF!?
@@G_Game_MII That's about right.
You think gamer girl bathwater was hot, wait untill youve tried gamer girl cheese
9:39 Chris never disappoints.😁
9:39 After the setup, I was already playing the piano part in my head when... yeah, *that* played instead. Chris done both DGR and I dirty on that one 😆
4:30 it reminds me of the “Meet the parents” scene 😂😂😂 “I got nipples can you milk me”😂😂😂
One-Two: it’s always 1-1 this and 1-1 that… I hate living in my bro’s shadow! I’m the Luigi of levels!!
I know you said not to go there , but Only Fans Cheese would be huge.
Chris is a genius.
Amouranth made beer maybe she’ll make cheese
18:14 - 18:48 lol
The problem with "exotic cheeses" is the chemical makeup of most mammal's milk don't translate well into cheese. It's all about the fat content and the bacteria's reaction to it. It's a chemical thing why we don't have cheeses from anything other than bovines (which have very relatively fatty milk). It takes too much milk from other animals to make a sizable amount of cheese.
Caprids aren't bovines, but we do have less sheep and goat cheese than cow cheese.