It's a cruel trick of the universe because the chat moves so fast, getting caught has the same odds of winning the lottery twice so you burn through your cosmic luck getting roasted by a hypochondriac millennial.
in the first vid he uploaded he says he played it on stream and now playing offline. Then look at the titles and if that’s not enough the first 5 sec of the video and you’ll know which one is steam and which one is video (he also says it in the description)
10:15 It's in the Northernlion Style Guide that the summer 2022 incident must always be referred to as "salmonella and cyanobacter" and not just food poisoning.
"do I need to make you vulnerable?" he asks, and then does not think any harder about that question. "sadly, yes," he responds, while in reality 6+10 equals 16. say what you will but this is comedy gold
I worked at Starbucks recently and the hot Americanos are served at like 200 degrees. Also someone spilled hot coffee on their lap leaving the parking lot and got in an accident because they drove over the side walk and crashed into a pole. Hot coffee is way too hot most times imo. Every customer would want a sleeve for the cup, even if I didnt find it hot to hold, so I can only imagine how it must feel on their tongue.
My girlfriend is a former barista, she uses the tech of "can I get a hot Americano but you add some ice once it's done?" She's smart, some day I'll learn. I'm out here like "yeah, give me the choccy-latte boba-mocha frap-a dunk-a chino please." Give me my lightly caffeinated milkshake and let me be pathetic
32:44 one time my friend requested a couple ice cubes in his hot coffee at dunkin and the guy completely short circuited and said "uhh there's no button for that"
I just completed my first silent run on A0 and I went with shiv build. I did 480+ damage (31 shivs x 22 dmg each) to kill the face boss that phases in and out or whatever. Total damage would've been 682 damage. Needless to say, I think they fixed the synergy of shivs based on what NL was talking about in the beginning of the video
You're right about Americanos. Sometimes just handing the drink to the customer borders on too much, even for a barista's hands. Just have a few icecubes put in the bottom of the cup first. They ain't gonna make better cups though.
This should be packaged as a cure-all elixir. I woke up really depressed today but I just smoked a nice bowl and have been watching this upload and I'm right as rain.
i used to work in a coffee shop. americano is just espresso and water from the epressso machine which is gonna be about 200 degrees. thats why its so hot. if you want something cooler go with drip coffee cuz thats sitting in the carafe and wont be as hot as the sun.
The silent is so satisfying to play with the Sly mechanic you can do some crazy ass turns without thinking too much Also no Time Eater so shivs can dance all night Now the necromancer I can't seem to wrap my head around her she always seems to get crushed under pressure
best necromancer run ive had is the card "hang" which makes all subsequent hangs do double damage. that + cards that search your discard to just get as many hangs as possible
The upload order bodes well for the future of this series
So good…
500 episodes let’s go boys
If he keeps uploading more it will be career suicide
@NiaTheMilkTanklmao who comments this 😂😂😂
@MisterFister222 people who have been here long enough to understand the reference
Non-linear story telling
Non-lionear
This made me actually LOL 😂 thx for this gift
Production order: episode 2
Release order: episode 4
If you got the free time, i would love for this to be a reocurring bit cause you KNOW it will happen alot more
Comment for algorithm
This is worse than Firefly!
@Blaurot Just went back to the other episodes. I do work full time so anyone who feels terminally online enough, feel free to continue the bit
Give him a few more decades of uploading content and he’ll nail uploading earlier vids first, perfection takes time
Northernlion saw the epoch unlock order and decided to mirror it in his release schedule to keep us guessing
hahahaha
22:42 his Gremlin Horn kicked in, he banned one chatter and immediately went for the follow-up on another
Why are nl fans so fucking funny
+2
3:54 My roommate from the planet Gleepglorp when he finds out that we've been stealing his snacks from the fridge
Lovely
+2
Being a chatter in this stream sounds like living under constant fear of Northernlion's iron grip
thats true for all twitch streamers
@寒いでしょ they're the bourgeoisie, its time for the proletariat to rise up
It's a cruel trick of the universe because the chat moves so fast, getting caught has the same odds of winning the lottery twice so you burn through your cosmic luck getting roasted by a hypochondriac millennial.
northern ryan
literally the panopticon with the though police purging any who speak ill of NLs child
Impeccable chronology
in the first vid he uploaded he says he played it on stream and now playing offline. Then look at the titles and if that’s not enough the first 5 sec of the video and you’ll know which one is steam and which one is video (he also says it in the description)
Wow, NL was possessed by the spirit of all of the 12 angry men this video.
12 women
@michaelhand4246i smile
everytime that clip pops up
0:16 Chinese NL
+ 二
Guards! Give this commenter some soup
That's just regular NL
SEIZE HIM (and shake his hand)
you're just asking for the osmanthus man
4:18 "Making decisions in card games is op" he really has a way with words its true
30:58 he cancelled his ult
😂😂😂
+2
42:56 My parrot when I'm trying to sleep
+2
+2
2:09 Firework being launched sound.mp3
He's doing that sound a lot lately
it is very unpleasant
Not a bald eagle? Okay.
Well actually, hawks make that sound but well.
10:15 It's in the Northernlion Style Guide that the summer 2022 incident must always be referred to as "salmonella and cyanobacter" and not just food poisoning.
rationalizing that little caesar the tapeworm is still inside him, and is the one making all the misplays is my anti-ragebait tech
Campylobacter
“Flick-flack! Jan you dont know the toll 6 discards takes on the silent” is an absolutely insane reference😂😭
11:30 rich "human sport hunter" type villains starting their monologue
21:42
He's my Judge Judy and executioner. . . Im glad we still get a Jury.
31:35 completely valid crashout. Why is my coffee so frickin hot
21:41 Judge Judy, _Executioner._
8:59 jack black as minecraft steve when he sees red in the toilet
I think he didn't want to upload these first two games because he didn't win, but saw that the videos went well and said "fuck it, we send it".
I think it’s cause the first upload was the RUclips series
I think it was more "ill upload the games I win" and then he didnt win until late...
Every new series he releases the first couple videos are out of chronological order. It's a tradition atp
@th3summonerlmao NL never cared about that before. Why would he care now?
3:52 Alien that's a human sympathizer after they invade earth and his buddies blast NL with the shrink ray in front of him:
+2
NL: *adds only attacks all act 1
NL: *dies to the act 1 boss
NL: you gotta actually add some attacks on the silent to get past act 1
39:19 guy who hypes up mafia leaders
Anyone who thinks shiv builds are bad is five different kinds of cooked.
Did he actually have the guy who asked ‘is this the same as the first game but new cards banned?’ Cos if so fuck joining a stream of that calibre
11:53 serial killers in the 60s
LOL
They always referencing BareNaked Ladies huh?
The shrug it off thumbnail works great with the silent run
The twist
Just wait until this guy hears about iced coffee
egg needed to take a nap this stream
Shivs are the build for the first few Silent runs cause none of the cards that make posion good are unlocked by default
when the videos ending in 3 minutes but hes only in act 1
"do I need to make you vulnerable?" he asks, and then does not think any harder about that question. "sadly, yes," he responds, while in reality 6+10 equals 16.
say what you will but this is comedy gold
This series has the chronology of a Tarantino film
Cristopher Nolan
I don't care if I've seen this live and in the vod channel (and possibly a librarian bits and banter) I'll watch this man play this game again
23:13 young Gordon Gecko thinking to himself in his formative years be like:
I worked at Starbucks recently and the hot Americanos are served at like 200 degrees. Also someone spilled hot coffee on their lap leaving the parking lot and got in an accident because they drove over the side walk and crashed into a pole. Hot coffee is way too hot most times imo. Every customer would want a sleeve for the cup, even if I didnt find it hot to hold, so I can only imagine how it must feel on their tongue.
The high pitched whistle tick has been brutal as a currently sick NL viewer
Chatter that said 2 minutes left was spot on
My girlfriend is a former barista, she uses the tech of "can I get a hot Americano but you add some ice once it's done?" She's smart, some day I'll learn. I'm out here like "yeah, give me the choccy-latte boba-mocha frap-a dunk-a chino please." Give me my lightly caffeinated milkshake and let me be pathetic
NL getting as heated as an Americano.
The title of this video had me thinking you were going to have a broken run or something. Gf says you're a noob.
the guy saying "two minutes left" was cooking.
In Media Res Playthrough. Truly innovative NL
I REALLY thought he was going to say "we're both fulfilling our roles: you're the baiter, and I'm the master."
Bring back 2016 numbering of episodes , please 🐐
32:44 one time my friend requested a couple ice cubes in his hot coffee at dunkin and the guy completely short circuited and said "uhh there's no button for that"
Shivs were fun. Just finished a standard run using shivs, little poisons, and defense heavy oriented Silent. Barely survived Doormaker though.
35:41 A perfectly vague summary of Frankenstein in ~40 seconds
I was with this until he started to crash out roleplaying as Mega Mind over a coffee shop.
Shivs are a lot better in a non-Heart non-time eater world
32:01 That’s because you spoon the hot broth over rice goober. Also try Chadol Doenjang it’s peak 😻
26:16 'a bold strategy, volunteering to take 3 dmg'
this 87 year old streamer still uploads in the incorrect order the old fashion way
The throw away judge Judy and executioner reference to hot fuzz
11:53 Homer when Bart does anything
Came for slay the spire, stayed for good coffee takes
3:53 its been 10 years since ive heard steve gorgatron
17:37 Shmoke and a pancake? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blitz?
Not taking the gold axe at 16:51 broke me
I order coffee “kids temp” when they offer
sensational upload timing
You know, he says bro a lot these days.
I legitimately thought I was having an aneurysm with this upload order.
Mooooore Mr Lion, please feed me more.
21:35 "Judge, Judy and executioner" 🤣😆🤣
Bald guy in his LTG phase
1:51 insane straw manning off rip my goat is so back
I just completed my first silent run on A0 and I went with shiv build. I did 480+ damage (31 shivs x 22 dmg each) to kill the face boss that phases in and out or whatever. Total damage would've been 682 damage. Needless to say, I think they fixed the synergy of shivs based on what NL was talking about in the beginning of the video
The Lion does NOT concern himself with upload chronology
16:47 I'm sorry is no one going to talk about how similar the shop keeper sounds to NL here
He says neow different every time I cantttt
09:20 "Devastating turn for a guy like me" hit me right outta leftfield. NL truly is the NL of our time
watch order about to be messier than haruhi's
30:28 is the truest thing ive heard him say
Said that cloak and dagger like dental plan.
Rubbing my belly to this one
You're right about Americanos. Sometimes just handing the drink to the customer borders on too much, even for a barista's hands. Just have a few icecubes put in the bottom of the cup first.
They ain't gonna make better cups though.
He sounds like Larry David talking about coffee
Come for the Slay the Spire 2, stay for the Americano rant. Love the videos, dude!
Love watching the Judge Judy and Executioner in action
man got starbucksmogged
30:55 the little hole in the lid is a vent for the flow of the liquid, not to let hot air out to cool the drink
This should be packaged as a cure-all elixir. I woke up really depressed today but I just smoked a nice bowl and have been watching this upload and I'm right as rain.
6:42 NL playing the Culinary Class Wars trading card game
I love how this guy is super defensive when someone asks how StS2 changed LMAO, I think it's funny.
13:56 Brooo, why did he say "removing" to the tune of Begging LMAO
Chiblee lives rent free in his head.
I prefer iced coffees personally
can't wait for the reddit post for chronological/release watch order guide
lava chicken stim within first 3 mins we're so back
I liked and subscribed because of the coffee rant. I've never heard someone be more right.
Judge Judy and executioner lmao
For what it is worth, I would prefer my Americano too hot instead of too cold.
I'm struggling with this game with you my bald brother. Keep up the great work. Getting into Act 2 is like a win for me most of the time!
i used to work in a coffee shop. americano is just espresso and water from the epressso machine which is gonna be about 200 degrees. thats why its so hot. if you want something cooler go with drip coffee cuz thats sitting in the carafe and wont be as hot as the sun.
Its been a whole day without new STS content! What the hell man?!
The silent is so satisfying to play with the Sly mechanic you can do some crazy ass turns without thinking too much
Also no Time Eater so shivs can dance all night
Now the necromancer I can't seem to wrap my head around her she always seems to get crushed under pressure
Just go doom the whole way and it crushes, gotten 2 wins with her that way
shivs are awesome however there is the evil bee guy
best necromancer run ive had is the card "hang" which makes all subsequent hangs do double damage. that + cards that search your discard to just get as many hangs as possible
@sectraaaaaaI just avoid elite with certain builds bc of that d bag
Sly build with Shadow Step is so OP.
56:40 hell yeah it's later today right now
It's not a bad release order it's his Epochs not unlocked in order