me a german-american person of period reading a comment of a german guy watching an american guy watching a german guy making fun of an american guy... but only my german half cause my american half doesn't exist anymore thanks to censoring lol
The reason American products taste different in Europe is because the sheer quantities of sugar and chemical additives found in the originals aren't allowed in most of Europe. That's why those brands make altered versions of their products for sale over here.
Yes, true. And loads of products are adapted to national preferences, e. g. colour of fish fingers. But the company is still the same and gets the earnings, ergo not relevant, if the product is adapted. And don't get me started on chlorinated chicken or hormone infested beef, of course we dont't want that! European consumer protection. So if Europeans do not want to support American companies while this dangerous bullshit is going on, do it. It is not like we could have votted differently or can next time at the mid-terms... From over here it is astounding how a majority could have believed this criminal, lying egomaniac. But we all have to suffer from it - world economy and world peace and all. @GIOBOZZ, good that you expose yourself to things from Europe. Still a long way to have a small understanding of what is going on outside of the US... Maybe ask your Canadians friends if they think the world should revolve around the US... 🔥😉
The main reason is that a company always adjusts to the taste of the market it is in. I like e.g. Dr Pepper coke in Europe way more than in the US. They do not only taste differently, they also have half the calories...
11:50 "hair like a centerpiece" is wrong. Trump looks like "ein Zentner Mett mit Haaren". This means: Trumps looks like a hundredweight of ground pork with hair! 😂
"ein Zentner Mett mit Haaren", sagen wir nicht trotzdem normalerweise einfach "Bratwurst-Hackfresse" oder schlicht "Backpfeifengesicht"? Ich lebe im Mettwurstdreieck. Bei uns fassen das repräsentative Politiker als Kompliment auf, wenn sie so bepöbelt werden, meine ich. Wie kommt das nur bei der Leberwurst mit Senf drüben rüber?
Unluckily the best jokes are not or cannot be translated, or they are based on playing with words which is hard to understand for people from abroad. Heute Show is just brilliant! 😊
Haha yes. Like the Zollidiot thing. Or the Sauer auf Kraut joke. But thats normal. If you re plaing with words its almost not possible to translate it.
@gabste nicht ganz richtig, sie ist ab sechs Jahren Freigegeben (Mediathek) und wird im Fernsehen aufgrund der programmlichen Selbstverpflichtungen erst ab 22:00 ausgestrahlt. Der Unterschied ist: Lineares Fernsehen erreicht auch passiv mitsehende Kinder (z. B. in Familien), daher wird hier vorsichtiger programmiert. Mediathek-Nutzung gilt als bewusster, zielgerichteter Zugriff durch den Zuschauer - und wird deshalb als weniger risikobehaftet bewertet.
Man kann nur stolz auf etwas sein, was man selbst gemacht oder erreicht hat, nicht auf das, was jemand anders gemacht hat (und schon gar nicht auf sein Land) liebe Grüsse
@Rockinson187 "Ich bin stolz auf dich" ist in diesem Beispiel aber eine Redewendung und ist nicht wortwörtlich gemeint. Es ist hier ja eindeutig nicht damit gemeint, dass jemand wirklich die Art von Stolz empfindet, die zB beim Erreichen von eigenen Zielen gemeint ist. Man kann übrigens auf alles Stolz sein was man möchte auch ohne eigene Leistung. Es gibt genug Leute die tatsächlich stolz auf etwas sind, dass sie selbst gar nicht erreicht haben teilweise sogar nicht man beeinflusst haben in irgendeiner Art und Weise. Man kann natürlich sagen der Stolz ist nicht angemessen,, aber empfunden wird er trotzdem. Also ist es möglich und genug dumme Leute beweisen es immer wieder, wie sie auf lächerliche Dinge tatsächlich stolz sind ohne Einfluss auf diese Tatsache gehabt zu haben wie zB der Klassiker, stolz auf die eigene Staatsangehörigkeit zu sein
@Rockinson187 wieso kann man nicht stolz sein auf seine Vorfahren? Die das Land wieder aufgebaut haben ? Was aus Deutschland geworden ist nach der Nazi-Zeit ? Und wieso wird Nationalstolz nicht so scharf kritisiert, wenn es um andere Nationen geht ? Das passt nicht zusammen !
there is a german saying:" Wer austeilt, muss auch einstecken können." That means roughly: who makes fun of others or criticises others, must endure if someone does the same with them. And also : "man sollte über sich selber lachen können" that roughly translates to: you should be able to laugh at yourself
Ich dachte es heißt: "Wer am Einstecken ist, hat keine Zeit auszuteilen." Der Staat steckt mein Geld ein wie ein Weltmeister aber billigere Wohnungen, wurden immer noch nicht ausgeteilt...
'Wer mit Kegelt muss mit aussezten' , 'Wer im Glashaus sitzt sollte nicht mit Steinen schmeißen' oder 'Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt fällt später selbst hinein'!
@Chizukeki1994Fast getroffen. Beim nächsten Anlauf vielleicht korrekt. Jeden Tag bin ich erstaunter über Deutschland und sein Bildungswesen. Schrecklich.
Of course US-American products like M&Ms taste different in Europe because quite some of the chemicals used in the US are forbidden for use in food here in the EU.
But there are also differences between EU states. I recently was in Germany and the food from the supermarket just didn't taste as qualitativley as here in Austria were, as far as I know, we have even more strict rules for quality control of food. More strict than Germany, yes, that's a thing.😂
@CraftMotion That is true, Austria and France have much higher standards. I think this is not so much due to laws about ingredients but simply because food quality is even more important to Austrians and to French customers. Example: Cheeses you can buy in Austrian standard supermarkets are often sold in gourmet shops here in Germany.
@susanfox7507 I'm not on X, but on Reddit I'll call your mum the cnt she is. ;) No, seriously, no one has ever gone to jail for a post online. Yes, you can't post EVERYTHING (like endorsing violence against someone etc), but if, IF, you even get in trouble for it, jail isn't an option unless MAYBE you're on probation right now for the crimes you've committed before. Seriously, if your freedom just means being able to suck off Hitler and harass minorities online then you can have it all to yourself.
Tesla is not uncommon. Ford is very common in Europe. But Ford of Europe is basically a European car company with HQ in Cologne, Germany. Developing specific models for Europe with their own Engineers and Reasearch and making them in European factories. Just happens that their parent company is US Ford. And this is how they are successful still. Making cars developed in Europe, made in Europe for Europe. Or in other words: You will see a lot of Ford Kugas, Focus, Transits etc. but not a lot of F150 or Explorers.
This, the reason why export numbers are so low is because Teslas are mostly second hand and Fords are basicly European with the Ford logo. but even then I have recently seen more and more Toyotas and Hiundais than any other Brand.
And now take a look at Spartanburg, USA. BMW already builds all their SUVs there and thats what the US citizens mostly buy. Same with Mercedes-Benz Tuscaloosa. So they already do what Trump want them to do, he just dosn´t seem to know it.
Good reason because nobody in europe will ever buy a full american car as daily driver. They are not practical for european steets and traffic situations. Just take a short drive on the German autobahn with someone who lives in the USA. They all get their hands wet when we Europeans shift into 4th gear and big eyes because there are 2 more gears left ...
@fpv_austronaut A large portion of european and american cars is mostly built in Mexico still. I know that because my uncle works as production supervisor over the pond for a south german carbrand. I don't think any American will profit from Trumps taxes long term - Not even Elon Musk.
another great example here is Opel, interestiing history of that car complany actually but since 1931 is Opel a part of general motors since they bought the company but the opel brothers manged to have the opel affairs and trademark untouched by that merger so yeah there was basically no need to build american cars in europe since gm already was in wurope building cars there for them
I cannot imagine how people who didn't vote for Trump must feel nowadays. But with the AfD in our country, we kinda have the same problem (or will have in a few years from now if nothing changes). There are just dumbasses everywhere you can't really get to anymore, be it in the US or in Germany, or any country. Love from Germany. You got this ❤
WHO is to blaim?, the Altparteien ' thats who, they bleed the German Pepole dry' nothing but lies and War mongers, they do Not give a damm about the Pepole, Merz is a disgrace ' nothing but lies, does Black Rock tell you anything?, he is stuffing his Pockets not giving a Shit who suffers or dies for it, the Pepole are sick and tired of such disgusting behavior, blaim those that should be blaimed
the problem with american cars and the european market comes down to basically 2 things: american cars are often to big for european cities and they are also huge gas guzzlers and gasoline is a lot more expensive in the EU than in the US. the european market needs smaller and "thrifty" cars and in most cases the US just simply does not produce those
We also need cars that are roadworthy by EU law. Combustion engines will be obsolete in a few decades for electric motors are far more powerful. In the meantime we should not waste our money for cars we have nowhere to drive or even part them.
🤔Amerikanische Autos sind wie gesagt wirklich "Schlecht" - China übernehmen Sie! Wer sich einen deutschen TÜV Bericht ansieht, weis dass Teslas oft den ersten TÜV nach 3 Jahren nicht beim ersten Mal bestehen. Qualitativ sind diese Autos minderwertig und so zu teuer. (Mieser Service, horrende Reparaturkosten) Ein Tesla ist eine teure klapprige wacklige fette Bedienkatastrophe mit der Leute (über 50) wenig anfangen können "Furzkissen" inbegriffen! Im Werk Grünheide bei Berlin hat Tesla einen alten Fughafen gemietet, wo täglich hunderte Autos, weil sie nicht verkauft werden können, abstellt werden. Seit Elon Musk den "Hitler"-Gruß zeigte, sind Teslas in der Gesellschaft "unten durch" - Fuck YOU! Ford war einmal eine geliebte Marke - Mein erstes Auto war ein kleiner Ford! Jedoch hat man sehr beliebte europäische Modelle wie Kleinwagen Fiesta und Focus und den Mondeo eingestellt. Nur noch fette SUV mittlere SUV kleine SUV - wer braucht die langweiligen übergewichtigen OPA -Autos???? In meiner Heimat im Bundesland Saarland wurde eine Ford -Fabrik geschlossen! 5000 Mitarbeiter + Familien wurden allein gelassen, und der Verkauf des Werkes wurde auch noch Torpediert. Die Regierung rollte den roten Teppich an Fördermitteln für Ford aus, aber sie bekamen den Hals nicht voll. Niemand würde nach diesem bodenlosen Verrat noch einen Ford kaufen - selber Schuld! Ford bringt E-Modelle (z.B. Mustang Mach E und anderen Mist) auf den Markt die keiner haben will. Verkauft E-Autos auf Volkswagenplattformen als eigene Autos - was soll das ?? 🤮Ford und Tesla braucht hier kein Mensch mehr!
Plus GMC and Chrysler cars are just unreliable crap. My parents had an '04 Opel Zafira, basically a rebadged GM minivan. After just a few short years, it became a magazine titled "Mechanics Worst Nightmares" with a brand-new, never-before-seen issue every month! 🤦🤣 Meanwhile, Chrysler owns Fiat and Fiat reliability is a laughing stock all over Europe.
exactly and ironically this is the reason why Renault pulled out of the US market entirely, because "there is no demand for cheap, compact cars with low fuel consumption in the US"
It is not because germans dont play, it is because in Germany we have an actuall freedom of speach. The Heute Show is a satire show and they say what they want because they can!
Fun facts: there is a serious news show called "heute", don't confuse it with "heute show". "heute" and "heute show" are both part of federal(!) television.
We don't have freedom of speech in Germany, otherwise people's home wouldn't get raided by police just for (re)posting things on the internet. And this show comes from the public broadcast in Germany, that everybody has to pay for after already paying taxes. If you refuse for whatever reason, you're going to jail. This is not freedom in any way.
Nah. I think we can say what we want if it’s within the Narrative. The corridor of okayish opinions has become more narrow since 2020. Being against Trump is within that corridor.
Also Tesla has a "Giga-"factory close to Berlin, therefor all the Teslas noone wants to buy anymore in Europe arent even produced in the US but in Germany....
There are a few jokes you couldn't get because they were not translated: "Totaler Zollpfosten" is a wordplay on "Totaler Vollpfosten" which calls out someone as "unlimited dunce" by making a wordplay with the word "Zoll" which means Tariff or Customs and "Pfosten" which means stake or pole. "Kabinett mit erhöhtem Förderbedarf" means Ministries with increased valorization/facilitation/sponsorship, but can also be translated as Ministries which require "special" training/education and help on learning. "Sauer auf Kraut" can be translated to Sour on Krauts. That one should not need any elaboration. "Die Dümmsten Autobauer haben die Dicksten Karossen" is a wordplay on "Die Dümmsten Bauern haben die größten Kartoffeln." "Wörterboarding" is a wordplay on "Waterboarding" Then about the picture, the subtitle was incorrect. Instead of "Centerpiece" the phrasing was "Zentner Mett mit Haaren" which translates to "[Pound of raw hacked pork meat mixed with onions](Mett) with hair."
The point when Ralf Schumacher said "in 2005 i switched from BMW to Toyota" is a a sidekick cuz he was a former Formula One Driver an he changed in 2005 the team from BMW to Toyota. ^^
Plus: The german regulation ist much more strict in anderen chemicals. That's why "American" products taste different in the EU. Less chemical Additive and less sogar.
We should and can never split. Otherwise we are no-one. I'm first European and second German! Of course, nothing is perfect and should be improved. But we can only survive together.
@Freiya2011 I know that Europe is a continent. I live here. But Europe is not just a continent, it‘s also a union of the European states (EU). Just like America. But if it‘s important to you, I‘m Austrian.
I fully agree with you '1988 & 'Mandelbaum. I'm happy to meet you both. @Freiya2011 We aren't that different after all, and besides, we economicaly, militarily and politicaly heavily rely on each other. The USA are indeed a Union, perhaps a Federation of American States - no Country. They sometimes have shared origins and diverse culture, different tongues and languages - just like the people that constructed them. Our 27 Nations seem more united than your 51 States, not uniform, but working together and even beyond. Die EU gibt uns Hoffnung auf eine bessere Zukunft. Freiheit, Einigkeit, etwas das die USA schon lange nicht mehr zu besitzen scheinen. Vielleicht verstehn wir uns nicht immer, aber wir wissen was der andere meint. Und die allermeisten von uns kommen gut miteinander aus. I'd like to hear your thoughts on this too. Maybe we can stop the taxwars someday and work together with you too? First, I'm European, second German and Bavarian. ^V
@stunningride6073 Christoph Waltz is from Austria, not from Germany. Big difference, cause we do have humor as opposed to the germans. Don´t steal our funny guys, but hey you still can keep Hitler.😂😂😂
1:07 "Totaler Zollpfosten" is a great pun. Vollpfosten means complete idiot and Zoll means toll, so they're calling Trump a total and complete toll idiot. 😂 2:15 "Cabinet with special needs" 7:30 "the dumbest car manufacturers have the biggest cars", original idiom: "the dumbest farmers have the biggest Potatos" (Kartoffeln, which sounds vaguely similar to Karossen)
Bro, these subtitles you‘re subjected to are horrible. Half the jokes are unintelligible because the program doesn‘t really unterstand German. How on earth do you translate: „centner of ground meat with hair“ to „centerpiece with hair.“ ??? I mean, I understand how that mistake happens, but it‘s so sad. AI will kill us all.
Too late. When imports are already down 30% and key industries can't get the materials they need to keep running, it's not a warning sign anymore - it's the crash. And as for democracy? The dismantling of institutions is already happening. That ship has sailed.
Too late. When imports are already down 30% and key industries can't get the materials they need to keep running, it's not a warning sign anymore - it's the crash. And as for democracy? The dismantling of institutions is already happening. That ship has sailed.
off topic but you look and speak like the friendliest and most chill guy ever. this video was my first impression of you and it was really really good 🫶
Yes, there are a lot of Fords in Europe, but that is because Ford has always produced cars in Europe. The first Ford factory opened in Germany in 1925! Ford even founded a company in Germany, the Ford Motor Company Corporation in Berlin (a German shareholder company). Ford currently has two plants in Germany that produce only for the EU market. However, Ford will close one of them at the end of 2025 because Ford itself wants to do so. And GM is only not being sold in Europe because GM itself had discontinued its EU business. No one has ever forbidden GM to sell cars in the EU.
@giobozzde It's often different models too, designed for the european market and made to european standards. A common Ford here is noticeable different from an american one, not only in quality, but even design. With Tesla it's the same models, but also not built in the US (Germany and China), because the European (and even chinese market) didn't want to buy the (way worse) US quality. 😅 But overall: YES! Of course we do buy US cars, just not that many. Simply because they don't buy what we want. There's the quality, sure, but there's also just the simple fact that our gasoline is more expensive, that our roads are narrower (so gigantic cars aren't practical) etc. We love a good...(damn, what's the english word for that...xD You know, eh, station wagon?) station wagon, for example.
We Germans love our cars more than our women because you can trust German cars and that's why we are loyal to them. In Germany, the car is a family member. I would never drive anything other than an old school Volkswagen or Audi, that's DNA-related and nothing personal.😊🎉✌🏼one Love VW
@giobozzde Ford was a very good friend of Hitler too. That's something we in the US don't like to know. "Adolf Hitler displayed a portrait of Henry Ford in his office, reflecting his admiration for Ford's industrial achievements and antisemitic views." "He praised Ford in Mein Kampf (1925) and in a 1931 interview called him an "inspiration," linking it to Ford's book The International Jew." I learned of this first from Rachel Maddow, MSNBC.
I’ve always wondered how people from the US would react to this! 😆 Unfortunately, the best jokes don’t translate perfectly, and some are really hard to translate. Still, it’s awesome that you’re giving it a try! 😁🤝
Wish all americans understand German and the German Humor. Heute Show ist great. If you didn't know it ...... Die Anstalt....a good Comedy/Satire Show, also on ZDF on German TV. Or Volker Pispers. But than its better your German IS good, to understand the "between words". Sorry, i`m German, If my english is shitty
Most US brands have factories in Europe to produce within the EU and thus avoid import tariffs and use local ingredients. However, the revenues flow into the US pockets.
Hallo Giobozz, es ist wahscheinlich schwierig, deutschen Humor ohne Kontext aus Deutschland zu verstehen. Ich sehe das an deiner Mimik. Schön das du auf eine beliebte deutsche Satire aufmerksam geworden bist. Weiterhin viel Spass damit :)
You're missing the point on boycotting US products. It's not about authenticity. The revenue still flows back to the US, regardless if the product has been manufactured elsewhere and adapted to local preferences. EU citizens are trying to show US companies that theses politics will have economic ramifications.
It´s so sad that just one orange man is crashing America's entire reputation. Even if his successor is a normal person, people will not forget the deceit and betrayal (e.g. against Ukraine or Europe in general). Half of the American people do not deserve that
To be honest the USA never had a good reputation in the world. War Criminals, vake democracy, Nationalistic, poison in food, worst education in the world... You guys always had a bad reputation.
That's bs. It's not "one orange man", Srump didn't just POOF one day in the office, he didn't wash over the US like a natural catastrophe, he was elected by the second biggest voter group of the country, whilst the biggest didn't care at all to stop him and only the smallest group voted against him. So, over 2/3 of the US people were AT LEAST fully fine with him becoming president AGAIN. There's also his whole cabinet, the whole party (and they only have two) and tenth of millions of people in the US that act like him, that love him, that love what he does. What the one orange man did was fully uncover the true nature of the US society and justice system and it won't go away with him.
Maybe Kanada should take over? They seem to have a decent health care system and a pretty neat flag too! Surely they would find a way to reignite the friendships Trump tore apart in days. I'd be okay with trading with Kalifornia directly too to bypass Trumpish Taxes. We know since Demolition Man, there's only one true president of America, and he's an Austrian!
Its not just one orange man. There is a huge group of people behind him supporting the agenda or even calling for more drastic actions. (not that I like that but its the reality)
Liebe Grüße aus England. Nur, wenn es dich interessiert: Besseres Englisch wäre: "This has been one of the best satire shows for years" ("since" muss immer mit einem ZeitPUNKT verwendet werden. z.B. Since 2020, since his birth, since time began) Wenn es dich nicht interessiert, ignorier' mich.
@LittleMaitea BMW Group website: BMW Manufacturing employs 11,000 people at its eight million square-foot campus. The Spartanburg plant assembles the BMW X3, X4, X5, X6, X7, and XM Sports Activity Vehicles and Coupes and their variants. For 30 years, our associates have been proud to assemble more than 6.5 million safe, premium-quality BMWs for our customers around the world. According to the U.S. Department of Commerce, the BMW Group is one of the largest automotive exporters by value from the U.S. with a total export value of about $10.1 Billion in 2023.
1:07 "Totaler Zollpfosten" is a great pun. Vollpfosten means complete idiot and Zoll means toll, so they're calling Trump a total and complete toll idiot. 😂 2:15 "Cabinet with special needs"
The by far best satire show on German public television is "Die Anstalt"! You have to watch it! But be warned: Die Anstalt is deep, including investigative journalism. In contrast, Extra3 and the Heute Show are just superficially funny.
The ingrediants in US made products is often made differently for other countries as they have many more bans on certain ingrediants then the US does. So even though they may taste different, they are still made in the US.
@ACWhoCares2 But we reacted and our Verfassungsschutz has categorised them as definitely right wing extremistic. We are actively doing stuff to try and hopefully prevent this things from happening here again. We're obviously not perfect, but who is?
@lethfuil... while the Trump government / Mr. Musk explicitly recommended(!!) this very neonazi political party, AfD, only a few days before the recent parliament elections in Germany!.😮😮
@Casuallysami1 Aber das ist ja der Punkt. Wir ignorieren es nicht, wir machen aktiv was dagegen. Es könnte mehr sein, besser, schneller, ja. Aber es ist immerhin keine quasi Kapitulation und die Mehrheit ist bei uns sehr laut.
American cars are europeanized, otherwise they wouldnt sell at all. Ford of Europe for example is pretty much a whole different brand than the US american one.
14:50 Thing is, while Ford is a American Brand, Ford Europe is a entirely different thing compared to the Ford USA. They develop and build cars specifically for the European Market while more US focused models like any Pick Up or the Mustang always where, and still are, incredibly rare over here. For all intents and purposes Ford Europe is a European manufacturer similar to how Opel operated under GM Leadership. They can more or less do their own thing, but at the end of the day have to answer to their US Parents. As for Tesla, while they are (or at least where until recently) indeed very popular and successful here, it is mostly really limited to the Model 3. Traditionally the vast majority of vehicles bought in Europe are from Europe and Japan, even Korean Brands really only found some popularity in the last decade or two.
me, a german dude, watching an amarican dude, watching a german satire video and... i think i love it ^^
Me as a German girl I'm reading the English subs 😂😂
Watching it from an American point of view is way more funny
Nice video greetings from Germany 🇩🇪
As a german girl same
Yee-haw ... from germany. 🤠😅
Me, a Dutch girl, laying in bed with a German dude, unable to sleep, watching an American commenting on German satire...
Me, a german guy watching an american guy watching a german guy making fun of an american guy:
Me, a german guy, reading the comment of a german guy watching a video of an american guy watching a germany guy making fun of america.
me a german-american person of period reading a comment of a german guy watching an american guy watching a german guy making fun of an american guy... but only my german half cause my american half doesn't exist anymore thanks to censoring lol
Dieser Moment wenn du das als deutscher guckst und dich freust, das unsere Satire wo anders auch gut ankommt...😂
Es wäre lustig, wenn die Satire nicht längst zur Realität geworden wäre.
Es sind aber hauptsächlich Deutsche, die das hier gucken.
@epicrhodent1044Schweizerin hier 😅
Der Moment, in dem man Deutscher auch mal versteht 😂
Ja ...finde ich toll
German humor is: When this reaction video with a "Ralf Schumacher ad" satire video gets the original ad in the middle of the clip :D
Same thing here. Had to laugh so hart my parents were startled awake.
Zollpfosten cracked me up 😂
The reason American products taste different in Europe is because the sheer quantities of sugar and chemical additives found in the originals aren't allowed in most of Europe. That's why those brands make altered versions of their products for sale over here.
Yes, true. And loads of products are adapted to national preferences, e. g. colour of fish fingers. But the company is still the same and gets the earnings, ergo not relevant, if the product is adapted. And don't get me started on chlorinated chicken or hormone infested beef, of course we dont't want that! European consumer protection.
So if Europeans do not want to support American companies while this dangerous bullshit is going on, do it. It is not like we could have votted differently or can next time at the mid-terms... From over here it is astounding how a majority could have believed this criminal, lying egomaniac. But we all have to suffer from it - world economy and world peace and all.
@GIOBOZZ, good that you expose yourself to things from Europe. Still a long way to have a small understanding of what is going on outside of the US... Maybe ask your Canadians friends if they think the world should revolve around the US... 🔥😉
Not to mention the other stuff they put into their food.
And that´s great! Nobody wants to grow fat like americans did just for companies profits 🤑
haha titties
The main reason is that a company always adjusts to the taste of the market it is in.
I like e.g. Dr Pepper coke in Europe way more than in the US. They do not only taste differently, they also have half the calories...
11:50 "hair like a centerpiece" is wrong. Trump looks like "ein Zentner Mett mit Haaren". This means: Trumps looks like a hundredweight of ground pork with hair! 😂
Da war einiges falsch. Ist fast wie einen englischen Film mit deutscher Synchronisation zu gucken.
Was erwartest du von Amerikanische "Closed Captions"???
"ein Zentner Mett mit Haaren", sagen wir nicht trotzdem normalerweise einfach "Bratwurst-Hackfresse" oder schlicht "Backpfeifengesicht"?
Ich lebe im Mettwurstdreieck. Bei uns fassen das repräsentative Politiker als Kompliment auf, wenn sie so bepöbelt werden, meine ich.
Wie kommt das nur bei der Leberwurst mit Senf drüben rüber?
It's "extra dry" (german drei/dry = trocken), not "extra three". Because in germany we say "trockener Humor" 😉
11:45 auto translate didn't catch that one, I found it kinda funny: "obama looks wonderful while he looks like 100lbs of minced meat with hair"
the american tech bros made the auto translation try to not insult Trump 😂
Unluckily the best jokes are not or cannot be translated, or they are based on playing with words which is hard to understand for people from abroad. Heute Show is just brilliant! 😊
The problem are also the automatic generated subtitles. It would be nice from the ZDF to make real english subtitles
@GlenCoe-ii3ll True, the subs don’t transfer the humor, that’s a semantic thing, unfortunately. AI can’t do this.
@Anthyrionthe problem is your experssion is what the big short is based upon..
@NasrinMori-g5s they are straight up wrong too many times. 16:08 The 7 year old grandma yeah sure. 16:45 "Levis Jeans" haha
Haha yes. Like the Zollidiot thing. Or the Sauer auf Kraut joke. But thats normal. If you re plaing with words its almost not possible to translate it.
This is called the real freedom of spech, press and satire. Not like in the US beeping out everything "dirty".
@scheppusmaximusgaming Die heute show hat keine Altersbeschränkung (FSK 0) und könnte auch im Nachmittagsprogramm laufen.
From an european eye, the US is one of the most unfree countrys in the western World.
@gabste nicht ganz richtig, sie ist ab sechs Jahren Freigegeben (Mediathek) und wird im Fernsehen aufgrund der programmlichen Selbstverpflichtungen erst ab 22:00 ausgestrahlt.
Der Unterschied ist:
Lineares Fernsehen erreicht auch passiv mitsehende Kinder (z. B. in Familien), daher wird hier vorsichtiger programmiert.
Mediathek-Nutzung gilt als bewusster, zielgerichteter Zugriff durch den Zuschauer - und wird deshalb als weniger risikobehaftet bewertet.
Ich glaub, Sie meinten "woke", Sir?
@veraseidler2781 wenn sprechen sie jetzt an und was daran interpretieren sie als woke?
Nur mal zum Verständnis.
You: "This show really don't be playing"
Me: "This is tame though !?"
As a german I'm very proud of you for pronuncing BMW correctly at 5:58 !
But he still needs some learning for the word 'Heute' ...
Man kann nur stolz auf etwas sein, was man selbst gemacht oder erreicht hat, nicht auf das, was jemand anders gemacht hat (und schon gar nicht auf sein Land) liebe Grüsse
@Rockinson187 "Ich bin stolz auf dich" ist in diesem Beispiel aber eine Redewendung und ist nicht wortwörtlich gemeint. Es ist hier ja eindeutig nicht damit gemeint, dass jemand wirklich die Art von Stolz empfindet, die zB beim Erreichen von eigenen Zielen gemeint ist. Man kann übrigens auf alles Stolz sein was man möchte auch ohne eigene Leistung. Es gibt genug Leute die tatsächlich stolz auf etwas sind, dass sie selbst gar nicht erreicht haben teilweise sogar nicht man beeinflusst haben in irgendeiner Art und Weise. Man kann natürlich sagen der Stolz ist nicht angemessen,, aber empfunden wird er trotzdem. Also ist es möglich und genug dumme Leute beweisen es immer wieder, wie sie auf lächerliche Dinge tatsächlich stolz sind ohne Einfluss auf diese Tatsache gehabt zu haben wie zB der Klassiker, stolz auf die eigene Staatsangehörigkeit zu sein
ich meine, "bii-äm-dabeliu" stimmt technisch gesehen schon auch, daa es eine Abkürzunng ist, aber ich weiss was du meinst
@Rockinson187 wieso kann man nicht stolz sein auf seine Vorfahren? Die das Land wieder aufgebaut haben ? Was aus Deutschland geworden ist nach der Nazi-Zeit ?
Und wieso wird Nationalstolz nicht so scharf kritisiert, wenn es um andere Nationen geht ?
Das passt nicht zusammen !
there is a german saying:" Wer austeilt, muss auch einstecken können." That means roughly: who makes fun of others or criticises others, must endure if someone does the same with them.
And also : "man sollte über sich selber lachen können" that roughly translates to: you should be able to laugh at yourself
Ich dachte es heißt: "Wer am Einstecken ist, hat keine Zeit auszuteilen." Der Staat steckt mein Geld ein wie ein Weltmeister aber billigere Wohnungen, wurden immer noch nicht ausgeteilt...
Du kannst auch sagen: "Who deals it also has to take/taste it" Ich glaube das geht nah genug dran.
'Wer mit Kegelt muss mit aussezten' , 'Wer im Glashaus sitzt sollte nicht mit Steinen schmeißen' oder 'Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt fällt später selbst hinein'!
@Chizukeki1994Fast getroffen.
Beim nächsten Anlauf vielleicht korrekt.
Jeden Tag bin ich erstaunter über Deutschland und sein Bildungswesen.
Schrecklich.
And also "What is satire allowed to do? Everything."
I’m from germany and didn’t know this satire tv show existed and I loved to see you reacting to it 😭
I'm definitely on the side of the penguins 😂🇩🇪
@TanjaMueller-t6n but they are already wearing a suit ☝🏻
At least, Trump didn't bother them for eggs °-° 🇭🇲🇦🇶
@veraseidler2781 They would also taste fishy
Of course US-American products like M&Ms taste different in Europe because quite some of the chemicals used in the US are forbidden for use in food here in the EU.
But there are also differences between EU states. I recently was in Germany and the food from the supermarket just didn't taste as qualitativley as here in Austria were, as far as I know, we have even more strict rules for quality control of food. More strict than Germany, yes, that's a thing.😂
@CraftMotion That is true, Austria and France have much higher standards. I think this is not so much due to laws about ingredients but simply because food quality is even more important to Austrians and to French customers.
Example: Cheeses you can buy in Austrian standard supermarkets are often sold in gourmet shops here in Germany.
@DrNIx123 true, Germans don't care as much about food as the French by far
🤣🤣🤣 but volkswagen got blamed for 0.02 over the maximum CO2 Emmisionen
@silkepauli1456I don't get it, Volkswagen are used in many countries
Ein Land, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion
You: "Wow, germans really don't care!" 😮
Me: "And this although we have no freedom of speech in Germany, as J.D. Vance says.“ 🤣
Hate speech is banned in Germany. The only people who feel oppressed are the racists 😂
Because satire on state tv is especially protected by law, but posting something critical on X get's you to court.
@susanfox7507 No, it doesn't. Stop parroting nonsense and educate yourself.
@susanfox7507 I'm not on X, but on Reddit I'll call your mum the cnt she is. ;)
No, seriously, no one has ever gone to jail for a post online. Yes, you can't post EVERYTHING (like endorsing violence against someone etc), but if, IF, you even get in trouble for it, jail isn't an option unless MAYBE you're on probation right now for the crimes you've committed before.
Seriously, if your freedom just means being able to suck off Hitler and harass minorities online then you can have it all to yourself.
@susanfox7507 that's not true at all. The only ones who restrict freedom of speech are the US tech concerns themselves!
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Ausgezeichnet!
Antreten!
@operatorchakkoty4257 stillgestanden und weiter machen
Jawohl!
Widerstand! Widerstand! ...
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Tesla is not uncommon. Ford is very common in Europe. But Ford of Europe is basically a European car company with HQ in Cologne, Germany. Developing specific models for Europe with their own Engineers and Reasearch and making them in European factories. Just happens that their parent company is US Ford. And this is how they are successful still. Making cars developed in Europe, made in Europe for Europe.
Or in other words: You will see a lot of Ford Kugas, Focus, Transits etc. but not a lot of F150 or Explorers.
This, the reason why export numbers are so low is because Teslas are mostly second hand and Fords are basicly European with the Ford logo. but even then I have recently seen more and more Toyotas and Hiundais than any other Brand.
And now take a look at Spartanburg, USA. BMW already builds all their SUVs there and thats what the US citizens mostly buy. Same with Mercedes-Benz Tuscaloosa. So they already do what Trump want them to do, he just dosn´t seem to know it.
Good reason because nobody in europe will ever buy a full american car as daily driver. They are not practical for european steets and traffic situations. Just take a short drive on the German autobahn with someone who lives in the USA. They all get their hands wet when we Europeans shift into 4th gear and big eyes because there are 2 more gears left ...
@fpv_austronaut A large portion of european and american cars is mostly built in Mexico still. I know that because my uncle works as production supervisor over the pond for a south german carbrand. I don't think any American will profit from Trumps taxes long term - Not even Elon Musk.
another great example here is Opel, interestiing history of that car complany actually but since 1931 is Opel a part of general motors since they bought the company but the opel brothers manged to have the opel affairs and trademark untouched by that merger so yeah there was basically no need to build american cars in europe since gm already was in wurope building cars there for them
I cannot imagine how people who didn't vote for Trump must feel nowadays.
But with the AfD in our country, we kinda have the same problem (or will have in a few years from now if nothing changes).
There are just dumbasses everywhere you can't really get to anymore, be it in the US or in Germany, or any country.
Love from Germany. You got this ❤
The difference is, we did not vote the idiots into government here (yet). US did it twice.
@henryethagaming1368Yeah, because some learned from history, others not thanks to their learn resistance
WHO is to blaim?, the Altparteien ' thats who, they bleed the German Pepole dry' nothing but lies and War mongers, they do Not give a damm about the Pepole, Merz is a disgrace ' nothing but lies, does Black Rock tell you anything?, he is stuffing his Pockets not giving a Shit who suffers or dies for it, the Pepole are sick and tired of such disgusting behavior, blaim those that should be blaimed
As a swissgerman i can proudly say you have found the best politics show. Congrats 🎉
now we should have one like it in German-speaking Switzerland. Instead we get the likes of Marco Rima.
Die Anstalt is better.
@NuntiusLegis depends on your political pov
BS.
@OlliLila-r1z In a way, because it depends on intgelligence, which influences the political pov.
the problem with american cars and the european market comes down to basically 2 things: american cars are often to big for european cities and they are also huge gas guzzlers and gasoline is a lot more expensive in the EU than in the US. the european market needs smaller and "thrifty" cars and in most cases the US just simply does not produce those
We also need cars that are roadworthy by EU law. Combustion engines will be obsolete in a few decades for electric motors are far more powerful. In the meantime we should not waste our money for cars we have nowhere to drive or even part them.
🤔Amerikanische Autos sind wie gesagt wirklich "Schlecht" - China übernehmen Sie!
Wer sich einen deutschen TÜV Bericht ansieht, weis dass Teslas oft den ersten TÜV nach 3 Jahren nicht beim ersten Mal bestehen. Qualitativ sind diese Autos minderwertig und so zu teuer. (Mieser Service, horrende Reparaturkosten)
Ein Tesla ist eine teure klapprige wacklige fette Bedienkatastrophe mit der Leute (über 50) wenig anfangen können "Furzkissen" inbegriffen! Im Werk Grünheide bei Berlin hat Tesla einen alten Fughafen gemietet, wo täglich hunderte Autos, weil sie nicht verkauft werden können, abstellt werden.
Seit Elon Musk den "Hitler"-Gruß zeigte, sind Teslas in der Gesellschaft "unten durch" - Fuck YOU!
Ford war einmal eine geliebte Marke - Mein erstes Auto war ein kleiner Ford!
Jedoch hat man sehr beliebte europäische Modelle wie Kleinwagen Fiesta und Focus und den Mondeo eingestellt.
Nur noch fette SUV mittlere SUV kleine SUV - wer braucht die langweiligen übergewichtigen OPA -Autos????
In meiner Heimat im Bundesland Saarland wurde eine Ford -Fabrik geschlossen!
5000 Mitarbeiter + Familien wurden allein gelassen, und der Verkauf des Werkes wurde auch noch Torpediert.
Die Regierung rollte den roten Teppich an Fördermitteln für Ford aus, aber sie bekamen den Hals nicht voll.
Niemand würde nach diesem bodenlosen Verrat noch einen Ford kaufen - selber Schuld!
Ford bringt E-Modelle (z.B. Mustang Mach E und anderen Mist) auf den Markt die keiner haben will.
Verkauft E-Autos auf Volkswagenplattformen als eigene Autos - was soll das ??
🤮Ford und Tesla braucht hier kein Mensch mehr!
Plus GMC and Chrysler cars are just unreliable crap.
My parents had an '04 Opel Zafira, basically a rebadged GM minivan. After just a few short years, it became a magazine titled "Mechanics Worst Nightmares" with a brand-new, never-before-seen issue every month! 🤦🤣
Meanwhile, Chrysler owns Fiat and Fiat reliability is a laughing stock all over Europe.
exactly and ironically this is the reason why Renault pulled out of the US market entirely, because "there is no demand for cheap, compact cars with low fuel consumption in the US"
I love america with or without Trump much more as China or russian ;-)
It is not because germans dont play, it is because in Germany we have an actuall freedom of speach. The Heute Show is a satire show and they say what they want because they can!
Fun facts: there is a serious news show called "heute", don't confuse it with "heute show". "heute" and "heute show" are both part of federal(!) television.
We don't have freedom of speech in Germany, otherwise people's home wouldn't get raided by police just for (re)posting things on the internet. And this show comes from the public broadcast in Germany, that everybody has to pay for after already paying taxes. If you refuse for whatever reason, you're going to jail. This is not freedom in any way.
sophieblau845dafür hast du doch sicher Belege, oder?
sophieblau845 Du redest großen Bullshit.
Nah. I think we can say what we want if it’s within the Narrative. The corridor of okayish opinions has become more narrow since 2020. Being against Trump is within that corridor.
Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der BRD
I love that you are reacting to this respectfully and with an open mind
Most definitely
Schön gesagt!
14:58 Tesla is not the number one selling company for electric cars anymore. It is:
1) BYD
2) Volkswagen
3) Tesla
Also Tesla has a "Giga-"factory close to Berlin, therefor all the Teslas noone wants to buy anymore in Europe arent even produced in the US but in Germany....
Only few people like to buy a Tesla, pardon, Swasticar nowadays.
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There are a few jokes you couldn't get because they were not translated:
"Totaler Zollpfosten" is a wordplay on "Totaler Vollpfosten" which calls out someone as "unlimited dunce" by making a wordplay with the word "Zoll" which means Tariff or Customs and "Pfosten" which means stake or pole.
"Kabinett mit erhöhtem Förderbedarf" means Ministries with increased valorization/facilitation/sponsorship, but can also be translated as Ministries which require "special" training/education and help on learning.
"Sauer auf Kraut" can be translated to Sour on Krauts. That one should not need any elaboration.
"Die Dümmsten Autobauer haben die Dicksten Karossen" is a wordplay on "Die Dümmsten Bauern haben die größten Kartoffeln."
"Wörterboarding" is a wordplay on "Waterboarding"
Then about the picture, the subtitle was incorrect. Instead of "Centerpiece" the phrasing was "Zentner Mett mit Haaren" which translates to "[Pound of raw hacked pork meat mixed with onions](Mett) with hair."
Super übersetzt!
The point when Ralf Schumacher said "in 2005 i switched from BMW to Toyota" is a a sidekick cuz he was a former Formula One Driver an he changed in 2005 the team from BMW to Toyota. ^^
Alles ganz toll, aber… WILLST DU WISSEN WIE VIEL DEIN AUTO WERT IST?
Ralf Schumacher!?
RALF SCHUUUUUUHMACHER?
RALF SCHUMACHER!? NEIN,ICH WILL NICHT WISSEN WIE VIEL MEIN AUTO WERT IST!
RALF SCHUMACHER???!??
Schalf Ruhmacher?
It's not about where the US products are made, or how different they are from the original. It's about the profits going to America.
Plus: The german regulation ist much more strict in anderen chemicals. That's why "American" products taste different in the EU. Less chemical Additive and less sogar.
Being the seller at the end is most profitable. Across the globe: countries that do primarily primary production are poorer.
@tobiaszapatka1426 seconds to that
Love and hugs from Europe🇪🇺💛🇺🇸
Stay together strong! It‘s your life, and your country✊
We should and can never split. Otherwise we are no-one. I'm first European and second German! Of course, nothing is perfect and should be improved. But we can only survive together.
Europe is no country! It's a continent! With lots of different countries with different languages and habits!
@woopwoop1988100%
@Freiya2011 I know that Europe is a continent. I live here.
But Europe is not just a continent, it‘s also a union of the European states (EU). Just like America.
But if it‘s important to you, I‘m Austrian.
I fully agree with you '1988 & 'Mandelbaum. I'm happy to meet you both.
@Freiya2011 We aren't that different after all, and besides, we economicaly, militarily and politicaly heavily rely on each other.
The USA are indeed a Union, perhaps a Federation of American States - no Country. They sometimes have shared origins and diverse culture, different tongues and languages - just like the people that constructed them. Our 27 Nations seem more united than your 51 States, not uniform, but working together and even beyond.
Die EU gibt uns Hoffnung auf eine bessere Zukunft. Freiheit, Einigkeit, etwas das die USA schon lange nicht mehr zu besitzen scheinen. Vielleicht verstehn wir uns nicht immer, aber wir wissen was der andere meint. Und die allermeisten von uns kommen gut miteinander aus.
I'd like to hear your thoughts on this too. Maybe we can stop the taxwars someday and work together with you too?
First, I'm European, second German and Bavarian. ^V
Yeah that self roasting is part of the german comedy! 🎭👍👍
I did hear many times: Germans aren't funny. They've no humour!
Really? I believe we Germans have much humour!
What do you guys say?
As an Austrian I have to disagree - it's the law. I cannot gind an Axel Schulz funny. Ever.😅
I really think german humor is way underrated. At least, as long you don't travel to deserted villages in east germany.
Oh you should see interviews with e.g. Christoph Waltz.
Most of german humor is just sleeper-mode humor. That's why people don't think we have humor.
People here voted a Blackrock-Manager as a chancellor. This is peak humor.
@stunningride6073 Christoph Waltz is from Austria, not from Germany. Big difference, cause we do have humor as opposed to the germans.
Don´t steal our funny guys, but hey you still can keep Hitler.😂😂😂
1:07 "Totaler Zollpfosten" is a great pun.
Vollpfosten means complete idiot and Zoll means toll, so they're calling Trump a total and complete toll idiot. 😂
2:15 "Cabinet with special needs"
7:30 "the dumbest car manufacturers have the biggest cars", original idiom: "the dumbest farmers have the biggest Potatos" (Kartoffeln, which sounds vaguely similar to Karossen)
Vollpfosten meaning "whole post" (with post in the meaning log/pipe etc.)
Ja, ziemlich gut verstanden. ❤
@katho8472which means total idiot... as stated above
Bro, these subtitles you‘re subjected to are horrible. Half the jokes are unintelligible because the program doesn‘t really unterstand German. How on earth do you translate: „centner of ground meat with hair“ to „centerpiece with hair.“ ??? I mean, I understand how that mistake happens, but it‘s so sad. AI will kill us all.
Totally agree 👍
Without the AI subtitles you have to learn German, incl. German humour 😂
Nice reaction video, man. The subtitles weren't always accurate and missed some jokes, but the gist of it was there.
Olliver Welke is the best!
I laughted so hard about the Painting!
Die Haare alein! Ham seine Farben richtig gut getroffen!
... volker pispers und harald schmidt sind die besten, die pfeife is nur ein clown
That’s what explains German humor best: everyone gets it and no one is safe. Hard and direct.
Bro in this show they really roast everything even themself or the German Political Persons
Im from Germany and I send prayers to the US; hopefully Trump won't ruin the United States. 🇩🇪❤🇺🇸
If Trump wont then Democrats will american politics is about finding the divine Middle Path
Too late. When imports are already down 30% and key industries can't get the materials they need to keep running, it's not a warning sign anymore - it's the crash. And as for democracy? The dismantling of institutions is already happening. That ship has sailed.
he already did the world doesn't trust America will have their back anymore this won't go away else Canada
Too late. When imports are already down 30% and key industries can't get the materials they need to keep running, it's not a warning sign anymore - it's the crash. And as for democracy? The dismantling of institutions is already happening. That ship has sailed.
too late!
Hello from Berlin, Germany - Thank you so much for this one 😍
Well here in Germany it is not legal to insult someone ... if you are not doing comedy. And most of us here like it very much.
Yeah we will play a very nuanced game with allowed public expressions and differentiate between freedom of art and freedom of speech.
Hey, greets from Germany. That was intersting for me to see your reaction of our comedy about Donald Trump. Thanks for this.
6:00 Deutschland ist begeistert : erster Amerikaner der BMW aussprechen kann 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Tesla No. 1, hugh? That's over! Outdated! Elon killed it! 😅😂🤣
Not even in the Top 10 of EVs sales anymore, very good example on how to ruin a company as fast as possible
off topic but you look and speak like the friendliest and most chill guy ever. this video was my first impression of you and it was really really good 🫶
I try my best, life’s short can’t fuss too much
@giobozzde❤
Ammis die heuteshow gucken ich kann nicht mehr 😂
It's the Heu-te-Show (the “eu” in it is pronounced like "oy" in the name Roy) :)
Yes, there are a lot of Fords in Europe, but that is because Ford has always produced cars in Europe. The first Ford factory opened in Germany in 1925! Ford even founded a company in Germany, the Ford Motor Company Corporation in Berlin (a German shareholder company). Ford currently has two plants in Germany that produce only for the EU market. However, Ford will close one of them at the end of 2025 because Ford itself wants to do so. And GM is only not being sold in Europe because GM itself had discontinued its EU business. No one has ever forbidden GM to sell cars in the EU.
Hand no idea
That’s a long time ago
@giobozzde It's often different models too, designed for the european market and made to european standards. A common Ford here is noticeable different from an american one, not only in quality, but even design.
With Tesla it's the same models, but also not built in the US (Germany and China), because the European (and even chinese market) didn't want to buy the (way worse) US quality. 😅
But overall: YES! Of course we do buy US cars, just not that many. Simply because they don't buy what we want. There's the quality, sure, but there's also just the simple fact that our gasoline is more expensive, that our roads are narrower (so gigantic cars aren't practical) etc. We love a good...(damn, what's the english word for that...xD You know, eh, station wagon?) station wagon, for example.
We Germans love our cars more than our women because you can trust German cars and that's why we are loyal to them. In Germany, the car is a family member. I would never drive anything other than an old school Volkswagen or Audi, that's DNA-related and nothing personal.😊🎉✌🏼one Love VW
@giobozzde Ford was a very good friend of Hitler too. That's something we in the US don't like to know. "Adolf Hitler displayed a portrait of Henry Ford in his office, reflecting his admiration for Ford's industrial achievements and antisemitic views." "He praised Ford in Mein Kampf (1925) and in a 1931 interview called him an "inspiration," linking it to Ford's book The International Jew."
I learned of this first from Rachel Maddow, MSNBC.
i drove a Chrysler Neon for quite a time. I like the US Cars for their spacious iteriour.
I’ve always wondered how people from the US would react to this! 😆 Unfortunately, the best jokes don’t translate perfectly, and some are really hard to translate. Still, it’s awesome that you’re giving it a try! 😁🤝
7:52 Ralf Schuhmacher? Du willst wissen wie viel dein Auto wert ist? Ja.
I am from germany always watch heute show
I love Heute Show!
Wish all americans understand German and the German Humor. Heute Show ist great. If you didn't know it ...... Die Anstalt....a good Comedy/Satire Show, also on ZDF on German TV. Or Volker Pispers. But than its better your German IS good, to understand the "between words". Sorry, i`m German, If my english is shitty
I watch it evry friday evening on RUclips.
@derVerbalRebell „between the lines“ is the phrase. Bitte schön.
@derVerbalRebell dass das alles Propaganda ist verstehst du aber schon gell
@timetraveler43OK, danke. Merk ich mir. Hoffe, ist zu erkennen, was ich meine😇✌️
Reason for difference in taste of US candy in Europe is most likely due to missing taste enhancers, dyes, sugars etc. that EU has banned.
Most US brands have factories in Europe to produce within the EU and thus avoid import tariffs and use local ingredients. However, the revenues flow into the US pockets.
High fructose corn syrup.
extra 3 is like last week tonight.. tough topics presented with fun.
Hallo Giobozz, es ist wahscheinlich schwierig, deutschen Humor ohne Kontext aus Deutschland zu verstehen. Ich sehe das an deiner Mimik.
Schön das du auf eine beliebte deutsche Satire aufmerksam geworden bist.
Weiterhin viel Spass damit :)
15:53 that part is probably weird to watch as a foreigner 😂
You're missing the point on boycotting US products. It's not about authenticity. The revenue still flows back to the US, regardless if the product has been manufactured elsewhere and adapted to local preferences. EU citizens are trying to show US companies that theses politics will have economic ramifications.
Ford and Tesla actually manufactured in Europe. In Berlin is Tesla Gigafactory producing for Europe. M3 we get from China.
It’s not in Berlin, actually, it’s in Brandenburg
@lynnm6413 Grünheide
Great you found my favorite german news show😂
It´s so sad that just one orange man is crashing America's entire reputation. Even if his successor is a normal person, people will not forget the deceit and betrayal (e.g. against Ukraine or Europe in general). Half of the American people do not deserve that
But the other half controls the electoral college.
To be honest the USA never had a good reputation in the world. War Criminals, vake democracy, Nationalistic, poison in food, worst education in the world... You guys always had a bad reputation.
That's bs. It's not "one orange man", Srump didn't just POOF one day in the office, he didn't wash over the US like a natural catastrophe, he was elected by the second biggest voter group of the country, whilst the biggest didn't care at all to stop him and only the smallest group voted against him.
So, over 2/3 of the US people were AT LEAST fully fine with him becoming president AGAIN.
There's also his whole cabinet, the whole party (and they only have two) and tenth of millions of people in the US that act like him, that love him, that love what he does.
What the one orange man did was fully uncover the true nature of the US society and justice system and it won't go away with him.
Maybe Kanada should take over? They seem to have a decent health care system and a pretty neat flag too!
Surely they would find a way to reignite the friendships Trump tore apart in days. I'd be okay with trading with Kalifornia directly too to bypass Trumpish Taxes. We know since Demolition Man, there's only one true president of America, and he's an Austrian!
Its not just one orange man. There is a huge group of people behind him supporting the agenda or even calling for more drastic actions. (not that I like that but its the reality)
Danke!
Thank you 😁
@giobozzdedas heist bitte
dise kommentar sektion ist nun eigentum der brd
I am from Germany and I love the US daily show 😊, but I also like our heute Show.
I love Desi Lydic, she is just great.
Yes and Jimmy Kimmel!
same, I believe heute show is based on the daily show. Jon Stewart is the best.
Same here love Desi Lydic and her body language 😂
and Steven Colbert
Ich ❤Heute Show!!!🇩🇪❤️
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun offizielles Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Greetings from Germany... This is one of the best Satire-Shows since Years ^^
Liebe Grüße aus England. Nur, wenn es dich interessiert: Besseres Englisch wäre: "This has been one of the best satire shows for years"
("since" muss immer mit einem ZeitPUNKT verwendet werden. z.B. Since 2020, since his birth, since time began)
Wenn es dich nicht interessiert, ignorier' mich.
@busyb0695 lieben Dank... Immer verbessern... Ich lerne gern dazu 😉
Nicht besser als Mitternachtsspitzen, nur gesellschaftsfähiger.
Greetings from germany! I like your reactions :) Love&Peace
Thanks for watching
Ich lach mich weg! Ich komme aus Deutschland und muss so lachen und freu mich das die Satire wo anders auch geguckt wird 🎉! Thank you 🎉
The most exported car from the USA is?
BMW
… that’s a joke right ??? Right???
You know that BMW stands for
Bayerische Motoren Werke
Or do you mean imported to the US?
@LittleMaitea BMW Group website:
BMW Manufacturing employs 11,000 people at its eight million square-foot campus. The Spartanburg plant assembles the BMW X3, X4, X5, X6, X7, and XM Sports Activity Vehicles and Coupes and their variants. For 30 years, our associates have been proud to assemble more than 6.5 million safe, premium-quality BMWs for our customers around the world. According to the U.S. Department of Commerce, the BMW Group is one of the largest automotive exporters by value from the U.S. with a total export value of about $10.1 Billion in 2023.
"American" products in Europe taste different because they have either less chemicals or less sugar or both ;)
Ford have a Factory in Cologne, VW one in Texas 😂
Many greetings from Germany ❤
1:07 "Totaler Zollpfosten" is a great pun.
Vollpfosten means complete idiot and Zoll means toll, so they're calling Trump a total and complete toll idiot. 😂
2:15 "Cabinet with special needs"
Beste😂 ich liebe Oliver Welke ..
The by far best satire show on German public television is "Die Anstalt"! You have to watch it! But be warned: Die Anstalt is deep, including investigative journalism. In contrast, Extra3 and the Heute Show are just superficially funny.
Thank you for that, wish you the best from Germany ❤
Ganz ehrlich. Bin Transformers Fan und der TF joke war Ehre 😂
The ingrediants in US made products is often made differently for other countries as they have many more bans on certain ingrediants then the US does. So even though they may taste different, they are still made in the US.
We tried roasting the entire world, once....now we only stick to the jokes 😀
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@ACWhoCares2 But we reacted and our Verfassungsschutz has categorised them as definitely right wing extremistic. We are actively doing stuff to try and hopefully prevent this things from happening here again. We're obviously not perfect, but who is?
@lethfuil... while the Trump government / Mr. Musk explicitly recommended(!!) this very neonazi political party, AfD, only a few days before the recent parliament elections in Germany!.😮😮
Mit unsern Umfragen sollten wir nicht scheinheilig sein
@Casuallysami1 Aber das ist ja der Punkt. Wir ignorieren es nicht, wir machen aktiv was dagegen.
Es könnte mehr sein, besser, schneller, ja. Aber es ist immerhin keine quasi Kapitulation und die Mehrheit ist bei uns sehr laut.
Funny thing is that this is actually part of the public (governmental supported!) television
American cars are europeanized, otherwise they wouldnt sell at all. Ford of Europe for example is pretty much a whole different brand than the US american one.
17:03 this is how we germans see americans by the way
Facts
iconic how overwhelmed he is...
best content 👍🏻✌🏻
We don't import much food from the US because of higher standards. No front but most of that stuff is not allowed here.
Produkte umdrehen finde ich super😂❤❤
“American” products are made in Europe by American companies. Heinz ketchup is made with their recipe but in the Netherlands.
Many „american“ products (especially soft drinks) taste different in Europe because they use contain sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup
Nice to See this. I like the Show to, your reaction is also very nice to See it 😂. Thanks a lot
14:50 Thing is, while Ford is a American Brand, Ford Europe is a entirely different thing compared to the Ford USA. They develop and build cars specifically for the European Market while more US focused models like any Pick Up or the Mustang always where, and still are, incredibly rare over here. For all intents and purposes Ford Europe is a European manufacturer similar to how Opel operated under GM Leadership. They can more or less do their own thing, but at the end of the day have to answer to their US Parents. As for Tesla, while they are (or at least where until recently) indeed very popular and successful here, it is mostly really limited to the Model 3. Traditionally the vast majority of vehicles bought in Europe are from Europe and Japan, even Korean Brands really only found some popularity in the last decade or two.
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Diesen bescheuerten Kommentar finde ich NICHT lustig!🤔😐
@entermesser178 Der ist so was von abgedroschen!
Den Kommentar gibt es noch 😂
Hab nach diesem Meme gesucht und wurde nicht enttäuscht! All base belong to us!
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this show is so sarcastic and funny and also dos super videos aganist the politic can recomend:)
It's sad, that so much of the auto-generated subtitles is just wrong entirely... Thus a lot of information gets lost.
"Die Anstalt" has a more serious approche and provides facts while still being funny. Should give it a try 👍
Die Anstalt ist zu intellektuell für Amerikaner 😀
Hey Giobozz I love your Videos. Today I found your Channel and I like your Reactions keep up your mindset.❤