Poundland Food Special - All Day Breakfast | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @VickUwU
    @VickUwU 5 лет назад +4485

    This video is 8 years old but it still feels like its from yesterday

    • @LykonDrakensken
      @LykonDrakensken 5 лет назад +53

      I'm with you on that point

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 5 лет назад +118

      I remember when this video was new. Makes me feel old

    • @LykonDrakensken
      @LykonDrakensken 5 лет назад +93

      @@rachael1090 Saaame. This video came out when I was 10 years old. Now I'm 18. Holy fuck

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 5 лет назад +84

      Just like breakfast in a can, Ashens videos never age

    • @LykonDrakensken
      @LykonDrakensken 5 лет назад +62

      @@saerudayo Unlike breakfast in a can however, Ashens' videos will forever be a quality snack

  • @homerun443
    @homerun443 8 лет назад +5529

    I imagine that he sits and talks like this whenever he is invited to dinner.

    • @Chillius
      @Chillius 8 лет назад +67

      YES

    • @evantjturner
      @evantjturner 8 лет назад +35

      ahahaha yes

    • @Schmidty69420
      @Schmidty69420 8 лет назад +427

      And they eat by the sofa, on their knees and not the dinner table, I imagine.

    • @markwhite700
      @markwhite700 8 лет назад +65

      Espen Schmidt sounds like my family around 32 years ago

    • @simsforever791
      @simsforever791 7 лет назад +176

      homerun443 would love to invite him for dinner. he would probably make jokes and sarcastic jokes and make me laugh all the though dinner and piss my mum and family off

  • @Groovygremlinguy
    @Groovygremlinguy Год назад +365

    It’s crazy that in 11 years his video format hasn’t changed at all and I love it

    • @pillowcaseee
      @pillowcaseee Год назад +21

      He’s somehow kept all his videos at the same enjoyment level for 11+ years. Most youtubers have old ass videos that are either way better or way worse than their new content. Ashens said fuck that and gave us quality content for more than a decade.

    • @kamest
      @kamest Год назад +11

      To think that couch is 11 years filthier. Good lord...

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 11 месяцев назад +2

      Audio and visual quality in the newer videos is markedly better tho, for obvious reasons.

    • @mortal465
      @mortal465 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Taolan8472it is? I keep watching his videos in 480p because that's what I used to perceive as high quality and I still do.

    • @RobsRemixes
      @RobsRemixes 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mortal465480p is crazy high, only the real ones still watch in 360p.

  • @Magic_monkey_man
    @Magic_monkey_man Год назад +614

    15 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video"
    20 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video"
    30 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video"

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ Год назад +16

      Also Nerdcubed? or just me

    • @TheSolcity
      @TheSolcity Год назад +26

      It’s nice to see everything is the same format, like coming back home after an extended leave,

    • @whythatbro
      @whythatbro 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Doorito_not just you, whats your fav nerdcubed video? tell me!

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 9 месяцев назад +2

      This isn't new old man

    • @B_r_i_a_n_Y
      @B_r_i_a_n_Y 4 месяца назад

      ​@@whythatbro are you also curious about his favorite scary movie?

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 5 лет назад +1474

    6.5 years later, All Day Breakfast tins still exist.
    Sleek black background has replaced the blue of years past.
    £1.68 now. The 68p has been invested in respectable improvements to beans and sauce.
    Everything else remains as reviewed - jelly-like and flavourless. My fox cocks were also markedly pallid.

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 5 лет назад +100

      Dan Rough thank you for the update. you are a good man

    • @TheAcidturkey
      @TheAcidturkey 5 лет назад +56

      To state the obvious, the fact this still exists, means people actually eat and enjoy this shit. And must be profitable to make.

    • @averagetanker5797
      @averagetanker5797 5 лет назад +45

      @@TheAcidturkey peoppe who dont have enough money to get real food probably

    • @conspicuousorb2407
      @conspicuousorb2407 5 лет назад +1

      I’m so glad other people watch these

    • @strawman5300
      @strawman5300 5 лет назад +6

      Dan Rough you did us a greate service

  • @dolemomo3417
    @dolemomo3417 8 лет назад +1438

    HUNGER BREAKS!
    It breaks your hunger, as well as your will to live.

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 7 лет назад +32

      +It'sDatboi
      The brand should be called Hunger Strikes, because that's what you'll want to do afterward...

    • @LeiChaobruh
      @LeiChaobruh 7 лет назад +4

      It'sDatboi burgerpants?

    • @lorumipsum1129
      @lorumipsum1129 6 лет назад +1

      It'sDatboi It takes a lot less then that to break my will to live!!!

    • @hickey1292
      @hickey1292 6 лет назад

      The hunger breaks chili isn't actually that bad. I cannot comment on the Bolognese.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 6 лет назад

      dolemomo
      Hunger Breaks:
      You will break.

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 3 года назад +431

    This is one of the classic Ashens videos that I've probably watched a hundred times over the last nine years, and it's still as entertaining as ever.

    • @andrewhanson1180
      @andrewhanson1180 2 года назад +9

      Same here. It shows up in my recommended like every month. 10 years of all day breakfast.

    • @jennyjansen754
      @jennyjansen754 2 года назад +6

      Thanks for the suggestion RUclips. Of course I am going to watch it again.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 6 дней назад

      same

  • @AmoralTom
    @AmoralTom 2 года назад +179

    Thanks to Ashens my brother and I bought these breakfasts in a can 9 years ago and enjoyed them.
    RIP brother. Time does not heal the wounds.
    (He did not die from the breakfast in a can)

    • @McStick7
      @McStick7 2 года назад +20

      :(

    • @Toe_Merchant
      @Toe_Merchant 4 месяца назад +8

      Thank you for the clarification

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader 8 лет назад +1343

    _Mmm... length._

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +64

      *Insert Gay Joke Here*

    • @albertohinojosa8729
      @albertohinojosa8729 8 лет назад +1

      +Evil Does Not Wear A Bonnet! Don't sweat it, boi...

    • @810-n9m
      @810-n9m 8 лет назад

      pls let it be me >:))))

    • @ahri9582
      @ahri9582 8 лет назад +26

      why did i read this out on a homer simpson voice..

    • @HITARIX
      @HITARIX 8 лет назад +13

      Because he's known for saying stupid things like that?

  • @jongabonga636
    @jongabonga636 10 лет назад +1647

    Cloudy with a chance of low-quality poundland meatballs.

    • @thefunmachine9802
      @thefunmachine9802 10 лет назад +33

      I would watch that

    • @penguincat8325
      @penguincat8325 10 лет назад +43

      lol meatballs from the skies and several people draw and excited breath and rush over to the meatball take a bite out of it and as they chew their expression slowly becomes more and more of an grimace until they eventually just spit the meatball out and go "what a load of bollocks, think i'll just go cook some pasta".

    • @FuturisticBagel
      @FuturisticBagel 10 лет назад +34

      It would just fall and splat, revealing processed egg yolk

    • @zergscaper4714
      @zergscaper4714 10 лет назад +1

      That's the All Day Breakfast video.

    • @guantiffany8870
      @guantiffany8870 10 лет назад +10

      The plot would be that guy I forgot the name of invents a machine that makes meatballs but the machine took the flavour of a Poundland one and when people ate them, it takes like fucking shit and everyone leaves.

  • @KNXUrbex
    @KNXUrbex 4 года назад +1754

    I found Ashens channel during lockdown, as a chef, this man is the bravest I've come across. The chicken can video gave me nightmares

    • @MrTheMighty
      @MrTheMighty 4 года назад +81

      Well hey, regardless of what brought you to the channel, welcome! Enjoy some of the "Chinese Delicacy" videos if you haven't already. :)

    • @piggyman-st8iu
      @piggyman-st8iu 4 года назад +47

      “An excellent introduction to the channel.”

    • @k.r.3598
      @k.r.3598 4 года назад +32

      @@Gertrude683 Ugh, IKR...? Both Stuart and Larry possess cast iron stomachs that are coated in Teflon, in addition to having no working gag reflex. Bless them both for daring to sample the absolutely disgusting shit that can find at the shops that you stare at in a bizarre combination of disgust and morbid fascination. Talk about "taking one for the team"...!

    • @skramzgod
      @skramzgod 4 года назад +2

      Ant Bee Dawg the Wolfe pit can cook his ass off tho

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 4 года назад +2

      You poor, poor man! I just like cooking in general and that thing gave me nightmares :(

  • @WolfRaven999
    @WolfRaven999 5 лет назад +853

    That couch has seen nightmares beyond imagining.

    • @michael_christian9461
      @michael_christian9461 5 лет назад +15

      I love how there are still relevant comment on this video.

    • @thetoad7367
      @thetoad7367 4 года назад +7

      Seth Estlow bet he’s done some right bumming sessions on that settee

    • @ivornappinion9406
      @ivornappinion9406 4 года назад +1

      @@thetoad7367 nice one :}

    • @weaponofmassconstruction1940
      @weaponofmassconstruction1940 4 года назад +4

      Poor thing will have had to absorb many a fart...

    • @glenncooney3959
      @glenncooney3959 4 года назад +3

      And the complete visceral dissection of both ET and Jar Jar Binks

  • @kickpublishing
    @kickpublishing 5 лет назад +2309

    I ate this every day all through Uni - lived off it. Then I died at 28. But it was worth it.

  • @SwiftThinkingYT
    @SwiftThinkingYT 8 лет назад +1236

    Is it just me who somehow always finds themselves watching this video again and again.

    • @youforget1000thingsaday
      @youforget1000thingsaday 8 лет назад +20

      I thought it was just me!

    • @bradley11692
      @bradley11692 8 лет назад +63

      The food playlist is a go to for me when I just want to relax.

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 8 лет назад +33

      i often watch the food videos, while i'm eating. idk why. maybe i APPRECIATE my food more, then?

    • @deaththereaper36
      @deaththereaper36 8 лет назад +2

      I watch this a lot too

    • @victoriagrace5134
      @victoriagrace5134 8 лет назад +23

      no way. you're not alone. I've watched this like half a dozen times. Ashens never gets old

  • @Harlequin19
    @Harlequin19 7 лет назад +613

    "Why do I do this to myself? Oh yeah, because it's still more fun than answering the phones at the job centre" The same as how most of us feel about our jobs :P

    • @darkforestzombie218
      @darkforestzombie218 4 года назад +19

      Yeah i have to go to school but I would much rather kneel down infront of a sofa and review cheap shit.

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 4 года назад +1177

    Do you reckon when Ashens goes to a restaurant he doesn't just ask for a meal and a drink, he asks for a brown sofa to kneel down at and eat off of it?

    • @yadabub
      @yadabub 3 года назад +62

      "Have anything that's a bit off?" "What about something with mold that isn't supposed to have mold?"

    • @ahmedsyed5239
      @ahmedsyed5239 3 года назад +4

      I reckon so

    • @ChaR_OfTheK0Rn
      @ChaR_OfTheK0Rn 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Coastal_Cruzer
      @Coastal_Cruzer 3 года назад +15

      No, he brings his own

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 3 года назад +10

      Waiter : I escort you to your seat sir
      Ashens : Do you happen to have a brown sofa where i can eat off
      Waiter : Sure

  • @slideitinslowly993
    @slideitinslowly993 8 лет назад +685

    News: British man Found Dead After Eating Tinned All Day Breakfast from Poundland

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 6 лет назад +15

      I Nekyn
      Sharticle of the day

    • @boxdotnet
      @boxdotnet 6 лет назад +2

      L

  • @Maxx_XIII
    @Maxx_XIII 6 лет назад +646

    It's called the All Day Breakfast because that's how much time a person would sit there and debate the merits of consuming this slop.

    • @VideoGameSmash12
      @VideoGameSmash12 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @christineayres5339
      @christineayres5339 4 года назад +11

      Dont know how Hunger Breaks can sell this rubbish with a clear mind

    • @ribenariver
      @ribenariver 4 года назад +2

      Because you’ll have diarrhoea all day as a result

    • @babygravey
      @babygravey 4 года назад +7

      @@ribenariver yes the all day is how long you spend on the toilet

    • @youngblood5394
      @youngblood5394 4 года назад

      Bahahahahahahaha

  • @jackphillips1061
    @jackphillips1061 7 лет назад +547

    “I am slightly scared I am going to die...“
    3 seconds later
    “I wish I was dead...“

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 4 года назад +1

      jack phillips
      Which one was that?

    • @Becka_Harper
      @Becka_Harper 4 года назад +2

      Asbestos Fish everything for the past decade?

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 4 года назад

      @@asbestosfish_ at 13:15

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 4 года назад +3

      They should put that quote on the can

  • @cdog1489
    @cdog1489 4 года назад +769

    This is what James May would be doing if he never got on top gear

    • @evanforst7272
      @evanforst7272 4 года назад +11

      Big Man Tony probably why I like these so much

    • @ScabbyCrab
      @ScabbyCrab 4 года назад +35

      He literally does similar videos on RUclips 👍.

    • @lanafrankiemcdonagh6635
      @lanafrankiemcdonagh6635 4 года назад +1

      @@ScabbyCrab ur a traveller

    • @angelreilly8312
      @angelreilly8312 4 года назад +4

      Omg that's an amazing comment

    • @ScabbyCrab
      @ScabbyCrab 4 года назад +2

      @@lanafrankiemcdonagh6635 like a gypsy?

  • @cathoderayguns
    @cathoderayguns 8 лет назад +581

    This made me think about the people who work all day and only have this to come home to for dinner.
    Kinda makes me really, really sad.

    • @jasyn197
      @jasyn197 6 лет назад +31

      SykoFox hey it happens. But better days are ahead for everyone!

    • @Consural
      @Consural 6 лет назад +118

      jasyn197 No they aren't. It only gets worse.

    • @jasyn197
      @jasyn197 6 лет назад +44

      Consural not true my friend. Just depends on your attitude! You can do it! I believe in you friend!! Love you

    • @richardvlasek2445
      @richardvlasek2445 6 лет назад +36

      hi
      i call all the meals i eat instant depression because that's what they give me, they certainly dont satisfy my hunger

    • @HorrorNerd1997
      @HorrorNerd1997 6 лет назад +3

      Dude it looks like a pile of shit, at least hes happy with the bacon😂

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 5 лет назад +256

    I've kept a tin of this in my cupboard for a few years. I'm going to wait 10-15 years before sending it to Ashens.

    • @michael_christian9461
      @michael_christian9461 5 лет назад +18

      That would make an amazing video

    • @eliza.773
      @eliza.773 4 года назад +3

      A tin of what?

    • @acoolcat.
      @acoolcat. 3 года назад +7

      This

    • @numbers4851
      @numbers4851 3 года назад +4

      Delightfully devilish

    • @noahbaker5192
      @noahbaker5192 3 года назад +19

      Ah yes. Gotta wait till it reaches peak flavour maturity for ashens to even CONSIDER eating it.

  • @benij8130
    @benij8130 8 лет назад +661

    "an excellent way to get sick"

  • @denisskenderovic3707
    @denisskenderovic3707 4 года назад +77

    I love these Ashen classics- 7 years old and still being commented on.

    • @wellsshady
      @wellsshady 3 года назад +1

      Prednost Balkana je što na svakom uglu ima radnja sa Popštejšnima

    • @Slytherin88
      @Slytherin88 3 года назад

      I have a child like that....

  • @leahevehumphries
    @leahevehumphries 4 года назад +66

    I have literally been watching this video multiple times a year for the past 7 years but it never gets old. One of my favourite channels on youtube!

  • @a2pha
    @a2pha 4 года назад +162

    I think Yzma from Emperor's New Groove worded it best:
    "Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"

    • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
      @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 3 года назад +12

      Kronk: "Hey, pal. What's your policy on making special orders?"

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 3 года назад +12

      Ah yes, "gravy". Also known as "cheap, vaguely edible liquid that we use to bulk out your food so we can say there's more of it"

    • @DaLilVivi96
      @DaLilVivi96 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +4

      In the uk, it's actually an essential part of our cuisine.
      It's the only thing that tastes of anything.

    • @cardioandfriends
      @cardioandfriends 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@peterclarke7240 imagine taking India and Hong Kong and not incorporating their spices into your food at all. Sorry friend

  • @ItzLogan07
    @ItzLogan07 4 года назад +40

    Many, Many years pass... and I will still watch Ashens' Poundland Specials

  • @GoldenChocobo
    @GoldenChocobo 2 года назад +24

    This video is 9 years old and that very brief Amigara Fault bit still gets me even now.
    Good grief, that story still makes me shiver.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 6 месяцев назад

      Ohhhhhhhh, he was making a reference, in hindsight of course he was considering he only speaks in references

  • @johnstamos75
    @johnstamos75 6 лет назад +109

    “mmmm, length.”
    - Stuart Ashens, 2012

  • @hexgirl_x
    @hexgirl_x 7 лет назад +706

    61% of your daily intake of salt in one can? jesus

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 5 лет назад +31

      Neck and neck with instant cup noodles

    • @ciphernine7637
      @ciphernine7637 5 лет назад +16

      To be fair, the recommendation is slightly below 6g/day if I'm not mistaken - that's actually not that much and most people probably eat more than that. I probably do too, I should really watch it.

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 5 лет назад +29

      @@ciphernine7637 actually lowering salt intake does little to nothing for blood pressure and stuff, that was based off of faulty research that was disproven years ago but doctors never got the message. Low sodium is pointless

    • @ciphernine7637
      @ciphernine7637 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrFlarespeed Good to know! I'll have to read up on that.

    • @GetIsekaid
      @GetIsekaid 5 лет назад +1

      @@ciphernine7637 I probably put more than that in one bowl of soup lol ^^

  • @-EJ-
    @-EJ- 4 года назад +113

    “A rush of chemicals and sweetness” sounds like an experimental metal album.

  • @ronnietheram
    @ronnietheram Год назад +13

    “i know it was only a quid, but blimey”
    actual PURE british energy from that quote

  • @narutopivotguy
    @narutopivotguy 8 лет назад +315

    The all day refers to you being on the toilet all bloody day...

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 10 лет назад +45

    I like how after all this time, Ashens still uses his couch as his table. Excellent.

    • @HorrorFanatic17
      @HorrorFanatic17 10 лет назад +4

      SniX That's the best thing I've read all day :D

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 4 месяца назад

      And still using it a decade in the future from this comment! Though he and Barry have eaten expired food products and sustromming in their kitchens and other locations. And he drank contaminated Aquafina with tomscott

  • @barryleslie7727
    @barryleslie7727 4 года назад +116

    Maybe they are called hunger breaks because when you see the food it breaks your hunger. Therefore you think "no thanks, I actually feel miraculously full"

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 3 года назад +4

      *youtuber finds cure for obesity. Dietary companies hate him*

    • @amanacatandhisdog8836
      @amanacatandhisdog8836 3 года назад +1

      Should be promoted as diet food.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 3 года назад

      That's exactly what it is.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Год назад +1

      I seem to remember this is a joke about Dwarven bread in Discworld. It lasts forever as rations because it's so inedible that the primary use is just staring at it until you're not hungry anymore.

  • @jesus_perez_r
    @jesus_perez_r Год назад +9

    11 years in… i still really enjoyed this vid as it was made recently

  • @agactual2
    @agactual2 2 года назад +75

    After seeing this video countless times over the last decade or so, I decided have a can of Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast imported to the United States so I could try it myself. For some reason I have had a bizarre, morbid curiosity about it. I’ll tell you, most of it is completely flavorless. Everything tastes how you would expect except the flavor is barely detectable. It’s not too salty or sugary or overly seasoned. Everything in the can just taste like virtually nothing. And all of the meat is extremely soft. It almost has the consistency of meringue. It just dissolves into nothingness in your mouth . I have no clue how any of the meat in those cans hold their shape.
    I figured for years maybe Ashens was exaggerating about that product or doesn’t understand heavily processed foods like us Americans but nope. He was 100% correct in his assessment. I’m glad I tried it just because of how many times I’ve seen this video but I can safely say 1 time eating a Hunger Breaks meal is plenty.

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks Год назад +6

      If you want something really really nasty you can try the Banquet brand frozen spaghetti and meatballs. The meat ball is like you described, squishy, light, tasteless but the sauce tastes off. Hard to describe but maybe it tastes like somebody mixed watery tomatoes sauce with rancid lettuce and lemon from my memory

  • @Agent24Electronics
    @Agent24Electronics 3 года назад +24

    No need to describe how bad the bolognese was - that quiet little "Oh" said everything.

  • @StubblyVlog
    @StubblyVlog 9 лет назад +882

    Ashens, the Yahtzee of food.

    • @quasithebear
      @quasithebear 9 лет назад +50

      Holy shit yes

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 лет назад +12

      And POP Station style handhelds, and, well, rubbish in general.

    • @spectator_music
      @spectator_music 9 лет назад +2

      Ivan Simpson Yeah, and shitty tech in general!

    • @beltube
      @beltube 9 лет назад +15

      except he's actually funny

    • @spectator_music
      @spectator_music 9 лет назад +12

      beluvin bradberry People have opinions, deal with it.

  • @DOM_puyo
    @DOM_puyo 4 года назад +24

    I'm not sure how many times have I watched this video but it never gets old. I love it

  • @fbi3775
    @fbi3775 4 года назад +106

    8 years later and the quality still stays consistent
    *_impressive_*

  • @Arxiuz2
    @Arxiuz2 8 лет назад +363

    Now on "What if Ramsay had a vlog about food"

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 8 лет назад +96

      I have been informed this is called Kitchen Nightmares

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 8 лет назад +13

      Which has an OFFICIAL YT account under that same name. They even now show Chef Ramsay's rants unfiltered (cusses and all)...

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics 6 лет назад +2

      syxepop lol I thought you meant Ramsey Bolton - cos of the sausage thing

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 6 лет назад +1

      That would be great he eats shit like this and then he tries to make it better himself. Id subscribe to that.

  • @kaydeekay4340
    @kaydeekay4340 4 года назад +577

    This man ate the skin of a canned chicken and couldn’t swallow that bolognese. Goes to show you how truly terrible it must have been

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 4 года назад +92

      Hey, canned congealed chicken is still chicken. Whatever they did to that bolognese made it not food anymore.

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 3 года назад +16

      @@Ninetails2000 you have said it all mate

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +4

      "Deeply unpleasant"

    • @harshbarj
      @harshbarj 2 года назад +4

      Or his acting. I have seen him retch over things I have eaten and they were not that bad.

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic 2 года назад +12

      @@harshbarj your poor taste buds are probably destroyed

  • @hurion
    @hurion 2 года назад +11

    It's hard to describe the feelings I have for this video. Timeless, indeed. Reminds me of cozy nights watching RUclips when I was younger

  • @coragassien8610
    @coragassien8610 4 года назад +36

    Best part - “great. what does this smell like... Jesus Christ, you do not want to know”
    I’ve literally rewinded 5 times to watch it over and over only to hear that the microwave is suppressing a gag reflex. I’m dead at this one!

  • @LeonBlade
    @LeonBlade 4 месяца назад +8

    I enjoy coming back to this video. There's something about these cheap microwave meals that are nice to watch.

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 4 года назад +272

    Hunger Breaks is what i feed to the man chained in my basement.

  • @struebz
    @struebz Месяц назад +3

    I’m back after 12 years for this oldie but goldie

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 8 лет назад +213

    I don't recall mini scotch eggs being in an all day breakfast.

    • @Sirdiggar
      @Sirdiggar 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @KittenMagic13
      @KittenMagic13 7 лет назад +2

      HowlingSnail every time I see your name I can't help laughing, Seriously never gets old!

    • @simsforever791
      @simsforever791 7 лет назад

      HowlingSnail there usually ate on there own or on a salad.

    • @denbenouandmistletoerecove9364
      @denbenouandmistletoerecove9364 2 года назад

      Maybe it was added to perhaps bulk it out a bit.

  • @Apotheosis_44
    @Apotheosis_44 9 лет назад +244

    "Go on then, bit of sausage." So freakin' British.

    • @NobleLex
      @NobleLex 9 лет назад +94

      'Freakin' so bloody American;)

    • @Yogpod299
      @Yogpod299 9 лет назад +27

      DaRKTHUNDeR1503 "bloody" so very British, eh?

    • @MacAndSwiss
      @MacAndSwiss 9 лет назад +7

      Kevin R. "What did you get on the test, son?" "An eh!"
      (/joke)

    • @norjainvictus735
      @norjainvictus735 9 лет назад +6

      ItsMeMinecraftJr Buh dum tis.

    • @caseymclaughlin6174
      @caseymclaughlin6174 9 лет назад +9

      What's wrong with being British? :/

  • @twiggy5442
    @twiggy5442 8 лет назад +579

    Now I know what to buy when I go to university

    • @twiggy5442
      @twiggy5442 8 лет назад +185

      Anything that isn't this

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 8 лет назад +3

      Like anything you can stuff in a nerf storage stock for when your playing hvz

    • @immurecreations
      @immurecreations 8 лет назад

      Sethtaros strayven

    • @adrianalemar2710
      @adrianalemar2710 8 лет назад +6

      123qazw Plays nah ill stick with ramen

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 8 лет назад +18

      Just buy vegetables and make vegetarian stirfry to put on steamed rice. Hell, if you're lazy enough you can just use a single type of vegetable

  • @synth5192
    @synth5192 4 года назад +43

    He spat out the “pasta”. He didn’t even spit out the canned chicken so you know the pasta is bad

  • @Dartanius100
    @Dartanius100 6 лет назад +46

    "Different texture, in that it has some." I burst out laughing lmao

  • @kaninekodiak
    @kaninekodiak 7 лет назад +205

    "Here we go...bolognese ahoy.
    *chew chew* Oh.
    *chew....chew....* .....oh..."

  • @eliparker7151
    @eliparker7151 11 лет назад +33

    Imagine the tests for these food products.
    Tester: "Yeah, we really don't like how flavourless, soft, and overall disgusting it is"
    Company: *pulls out gun* "What else would you like to say about it"
    Tester: "We, uh, LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG"

  • @hannankhan5589
    @hannankhan5589 9 месяцев назад +3

    Realised I’ve been watching Ashens for 12 years. Crazyyyyy stuff.

  • @MrV902
    @MrV902 4 года назад +35

    Couldn't help but notice that that the blue lollipop has 5 servings inside of one lollipop. Also couldn't see how much sugar is in it but I just noticed that the sugar content was tucked into the fold in the packaging.

  • @Jellyslice8
    @Jellyslice8 8 лет назад +349

    cheap crap you eat because it's 3am and have a paper due in 9hrs.

    • @SandwichedTom
      @SandwichedTom 8 лет назад +39

      pfft, I just do that off of 2 cans of monster energy and a bag of haribo 😂

    • @Jellyslice8
      @Jellyslice8 8 лет назад +25

      u wot

    • @easyvnie6496
      @easyvnie6496 7 лет назад +15

      SandwichedTom Do you still fit through doors?

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 7 лет назад +3

      Or you wake up surrounded by empty cans of Carling, your friends gone or sprawled in the corner, you're hungry & you only have that in the cupboard...

    • @Reptiliancentaur781
      @Reptiliancentaur781 7 лет назад +3

      SandwichedTom same that's how I survived my senior year of high school

  • @PsychoC4rnivore
    @PsychoC4rnivore 5 месяцев назад +4

    I remember watching this video when it released when i was 14. Now im 25 and revisit this video constantly. This is my favorite for a reason i cannot name

    • @ShaySturm
      @ShaySturm 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same haha, I’m in my 20’s now as well.

  • @0tjn0
    @0tjn0 4 года назад +52

    I've worked in the Goblin factory - if you knew what went on there you would **not** want to eat them...

    • @aaronholmes8568
      @aaronholmes8568 4 года назад +18

      Spill the beans...
      Literally.

    • @nat3007
      @nat3007 4 года назад +8

      Have you seen what ashens eats on this? The chicken in the can? The gone off century egg?

    • @aaronholmes8568
      @aaronholmes8568 3 года назад +3

      @@avae5343 I'm always polite to fast food staff. People don't realise how much a please and thank you means to staff.

    • @symphony-of-the-mint2008
      @symphony-of-the-mint2008 3 года назад +5

      @0tjn0 we're waiting please tell us 😭

  • @QuackersAhoy
    @QuackersAhoy 7 лет назад +217

    Oh my God, the pasta pot looked like the aftermath of an extremely violent bowel movement!!

    • @strawbtangerine6087
      @strawbtangerine6087 5 лет назад +14

      Classy way of saying it looks like shit.

    • @SmaMan
      @SmaMan 5 лет назад +15

      Looks the same going in as it does coming out.

  • @enariken8758
    @enariken8758 5 лет назад +58

    If ashens invited you to his dinner
    What’s starting dish?
    Ashens : hunger breaks! And goblin steak and kidney pudding!
    What’s main dish?
    Ashens : whole chicken in the can!
    Canned hamburger!
    Christmas food in can!
    Ok ? What about final ?
    Ashens : over 20 years old candy!
    Oh

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +7

      Appetizer: 170 year old olives

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs 3 года назад +4

      And a nice Edwardian chocolate con for later

  • @francesknop7856
    @francesknop7856 7 лет назад +30

    You are a cynical and sassy Brit and I love it.

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +8

    "Chopped pork and egg nuggets with cereal"
    I don't know about you but that's a regular staple on _my_ breakfast menu. Why, I can't even recall a morning in my childhood when my mum didn't wake me up with a delicious and hearty serving of CHOPPED PORK AND EGG NUGGETS WITH CEREAL. It's what a growing body needs!

  • @pheobeshemwell5647
    @pheobeshemwell5647 7 лет назад +19

    i remember watchin you since i was like1 3, i'm 17 now and it's just so comforting to watch this from you idk

  • @mothermayihavesomebleach2129
    @mothermayihavesomebleach2129 5 лет назад +125

    “Steve mate, how’d that go?”
    //Screams of eternal damnation//

    • @lydoofusbinderp9853
      @lydoofusbinderp9853 4 года назад +20

      Didn't expect Ashen to be a junji ito fan. Learn something new every day!

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +8

      Actually, it's DRR DRR DRR DRR DRR DRR, thank you very much!

    • @msia7201
      @msia7201 4 года назад +1

      Amigara Fault!

    • @SchadeTree
      @SchadeTree 3 года назад +5

      This brown sofa was made for me.

  • @faisalballan6354
    @faisalballan6354 8 лет назад +180

    Who else keeps thinking he loves it when there is no cameras

  • @ellaaa1498
    @ellaaa1498 9 месяцев назад +5

    The way he says “this is gonna hyurt” gets me every time

  • @QUICKSCOPINGN00B
    @QUICKSCOPINGN00B 8 лет назад +179

    What is that. What is that. What. Is. That.

  • @SwayisGod
    @SwayisGod 8 лет назад +167

    I used to eat these at Uni as a 'treat'. Yes I am a disgusting person who will probably die alone.

    • @SwayisGod
      @SwayisGod 8 лет назад +7

      The breakfast in a can thing I mean.

    • @paulvladislav4280
      @paulvladislav4280 8 лет назад +20

      +Andymanaman Poor soul

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 8 лет назад +6

      Andymanaman
      Anybody who can get to Uni is a Friend of mine
      As Whitney Houston said "you are not alone"

    • @GlasgowGallus
      @GlasgowGallus 8 лет назад +15

      Andymanaman Aye, we're all in this together bro; when I was a student I lived on this stuff before graduating to Cheesey Pasta (instant...) and Pot Noodles...life on the edge...

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @thedeathreaperofficial8079
    @thedeathreaperofficial8079 7 лет назад +12

    The waterproof camera vacation story at the end gets me everytime.

  • @othername1000
    @othername1000 3 года назад +8

    0:38 I'm glad you asked. Basically after the baby is born, you massage the placenta and it contracts. Then it's expelled and ready for slicing and canning.

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 5 лет назад +20

    "I never really want sort of fried food early in the morning" Well that would be where the "All day" part comes in.

  • @ifly6
    @ifly6 3 года назад +9

    This video, even though it's from 2012, is a perfect expression of eating during the 2020 lockdowns

  • @alyssaschultz6241
    @alyssaschultz6241 8 лет назад +739

    College students be like: I don't know what you are talking about *takes bite* there *starts to sob* delicious *starts balling*

    • @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140
      @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140 8 лет назад +65

      As a college student I would not touch this with a ten-meter(fuck your imperial crap) pole. I'll just go to the market and buy actual food..

    • @thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965
      @thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965 8 лет назад +33

      Am I the only student that cooks?

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 8 лет назад +9

      +Day Ja who knows

    • @deaththereaper36
      @deaththereaper36 8 лет назад +2

      +Day Ja no

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 8 лет назад +8

      ***** the stove is 100% much better then the microwave

  • @homiedodobird2725
    @homiedodobird2725 4 года назад +37

    *”And that children is what a fox’s c**k looks like”*
    -Ashens

  • @GuyFieriayylmao
    @GuyFieriayylmao 9 лет назад +281

    I must really hate myself because I love shitty ready meals like this.

    • @MorticiaObscurum
      @MorticiaObscurum 9 лет назад +41

      Do you live in Flavor town?

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 9 лет назад +31

      +Danial Khalil Highway to the flavor zone

    • @stevehewitt9140
      @stevehewitt9140 9 лет назад +8

      +Not Guy Fieri I used to eat these all the time, with toast. I'm not ashamed.

    • @slendermatrix6456
      @slendermatrix6456 9 лет назад +2

      i really like cup pasta things and pot noodles... im also really into microwave belgian waffles and cake

    • @mattbastard1294
      @mattbastard1294 9 лет назад +6

      +Not Guy Fieri Are you sure you're not Guy Fieri?

  • @ThereMayBeLions
    @ThereMayBeLions 10 лет назад +45

    Hunger Breaks: Aka- the Hunger Games for the Chronically Obese and physically challanged

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions 10 лет назад +20

      SniX Calm yourself, I'm overweight and thought it was hilarious

    • @mccad00
      @mccad00 10 лет назад +33

      DeeM10123 im offensive and i find this comment morbidly obese

  • @gro_skunk
    @gro_skunk 9 лет назад +150

    I feel bad for ashens, the snacks at Dollar stores in the US have mostly awesome snacks

    • @BrightNeonFire13
      @BrightNeonFire13 9 лет назад +43

      true, they do have great shit

    • @fuckoff9182
      @fuckoff9182 9 лет назад +1

      What about the American lollipop?

    • @00catlover
      @00catlover 9 лет назад +6

      +Skunkdog Gro
      No wonder theyre fat

    • @fazebombapow9340
      @fazebombapow9340 9 лет назад +24

      +Arnold Tom (Snipska) And all British people are rich snooty jerks who are very greedy. Yes, I can say stereotypes too.

    • @00catlover
      @00catlover 9 лет назад +3

      Tsar Bomba
      OK, but im not british *badum-ts*

  • @EliteAgent51
    @EliteAgent51 Год назад +1

    My first Ashens video. I still come back and watch it every now and then.

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 5 лет назад +14

    These never get old, I always find myself back here 😂

  • @MM-fc9fz
    @MM-fc9fz 8 лет назад +309

    You don't like tea or fry ups. Ashens are you sure you're british?

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 6 лет назад +10

      what's fry up?

    • @CallumJenner
      @CallumJenner 6 лет назад +30

      The name of the classic British fried breakfast. Usually Bacon, Eggs, Sausages, Beans, Tomatoes, Black Pudding, Toast etc.

    • @vickishaw6053
      @vickishaw6053 6 лет назад +9

      I'm 31 and English and I've never had a full english breakfast

    • @cash_banooca17
      @cash_banooca17 6 лет назад +9

      @@ajddavid452 not much whats up with you.

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 6 лет назад +1

      +BigNigSwig that's not what I meant

  • @wi-fiflapper4931
    @wi-fiflapper4931 8 лет назад +333

    Those all day breakfasts are all right, just stick it on toast.

    • @aaronport89
      @aaronport89 8 лет назад +40

      Thank you some one who agrees with me.. Nothing wrong with these

    • @810-n9m
      @810-n9m 8 лет назад +44

      yeh nothing wrong except they have the same quality of fucked up dog food with beans c:

    • @Sarah-ft8jr
      @Sarah-ft8jr 8 лет назад +8

      I used to eat these as a teenager, I remember them tasting quite good especially the mushrooms, and the burger thing, the potato was the worst part though.

    • @MrPoopenFarten
      @MrPoopenFarten 8 лет назад +13

      Honestly it doesn't look bad... It looks kinda good.

    • @810-n9m
      @810-n9m 8 лет назад +8

      Soul Eater mc donalds burgers or chicken nuggets also look kinda good but consits of shit

  • @Frezejj
    @Frezejj 2 года назад +3

    Still coming back to old ashens videos in 2022! Timeless content, still enjoy these.
    I remember watching this while having a fever in 2015, made me feel better :D

  • @vtrmcs
    @vtrmcs 9 лет назад +61

    You had me at disturbingly high percentage of labia.

    • @cutysadzify
      @cutysadzify 9 лет назад +10

      My new pick up line.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 8 лет назад +1

      +vtrmcs Always the best volume when you're eating out or in this case eating in! Ha, ha!

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 8 лет назад +1

      +P Ferreira Ha ha, I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life aren't I?

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 8 лет назад

      Nathan Clark It's all up to you pal.

  • @joshhooke8834
    @joshhooke8834 8 лет назад +36

    After watching this and realising that I'd eat all of these, I've discovered that I have no standards. Help

  • @snorksonforks
    @snorksonforks 9 лет назад +118

    "mmmmmmm length"
    I died XD

    • @wirt7048
      @wirt7048 9 лет назад

      RICK

    • @deaththereaper36
      @deaththereaper36 8 лет назад

      +umbaupause he didn't have to worry about licking it, he ate one remember?

    • @kismetthezexpert1203
      @kismetthezexpert1203 8 лет назад

      yz

    • @bluephreakr
      @bluephreakr 8 лет назад

      +snorksonforks Did that last guy in the video ever surveyed the length of that lifeguard's dick?

    • @snorksonforks
      @snorksonforks 8 лет назад +1

      bluephreakr
      im not even sure to be completely honest ... Ashens needs to answer that part in thinkin.

  • @sharpyfps2236
    @sharpyfps2236 2 года назад +2

    This video is 10 years old and i still watch it in 2022 :D

  • @shekelsean
    @shekelsean Год назад +6

    I wish your couch another 10 more years to come

  • @isoantti
    @isoantti 8 лет назад +48

    "Made weird banging noices while in th microwave..."
    - Well, would that be caused by the metal border of the pot that the cover was attached to?

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 8 лет назад +6

      Topias Isotalo It's the different temperatures inside, causing bubbles.

    • @BraveWaffle19
      @BraveWaffle19 5 лет назад +2

      im certain its the metal ring my dude
      the tin cover even had a warning to remove the ring

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 5 лет назад +1

      Neytan No it didnt

    • @Marcus-fr7sj
      @Marcus-fr7sj 5 лет назад +3

      Na the metal ring was covered by the lid it’s like if u put a small metal dish coverd it in cling film so no metal was showing it wouldn’t spark in catering heavy duty microwaves u can put metal dishes in as long as they don’t touch the sides,door oh ceiling nothing will happen 👍

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 5 лет назад +3

      Marcus Edwards Awesome to know my dude

  • @JGuz40
    @JGuz40 5 лет назад +18

    "Still more fun than answering the phones at the job center"

  • @andrewhanson1180
    @andrewhanson1180 2 года назад +3

    This gets recommended to me every month since it came out. Yes, I’ve been watching this video for the past 10 years. Idk why

  • @TheRosenPlums
    @TheRosenPlums 11 лет назад +116

    You're voice is brilliant.

    • @monkeyslaye
      @monkeyslaye 11 лет назад +11

      Almost at par with Neil from Art Attack! Haha..

    • @firelord9000
      @firelord9000 11 лет назад +8

      monkeyslaye lol i forgot about art attack! pvc glue!!!

    • @monkeyslaye
      @monkeyslaye 11 лет назад +6

      ***** Paper mache and pva glue, yip yip!

    • @MCDubRat
      @MCDubRat 11 лет назад +19

      Daniel Herzig
      Thank you so much for correcting his grammer. It's people like you that make it possible for civilization to function.

    • @monkeyslaye
      @monkeyslaye 11 лет назад +33

      MCDubRat Grammar*.

  • @sumetautapa2879
    @sumetautapa2879 5 лет назад +42

    didn't expect Junji Ito reference to be here.

  • @arkfiya
    @arkfiya 8 лет назад +261

    I'd eat the all day breakfast to be honest-
    Just because
    -yes I'm over exaggerating-

    • @venturian
      @venturian 8 лет назад +1

      Me 2.

    • @zombieyeager1654
      @zombieyeager1654 8 лет назад +2

      me 3 I'm going to buy a tin of it

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 8 лет назад +1

      +Zombie Yeager16 i have tried one and it was actually pretty good and very quick to make

    • @zombieyeager1654
      @zombieyeager1654 8 лет назад +1

      Jack Smith ok

    • @JM_Karting02
      @JM_Karting02 8 лет назад +1

      Some of the hunger break pots are quite nice.

  • @Imasuky
    @Imasuky 2 года назад +2

    I keep coming back to this..I can't believe it's 10 years old...

  • @dnucky
    @dnucky 8 лет назад +31

    20:44 and just when i've gotten over my Amigara Fault trauma, too...Merry Christmas to me.

  • @jacquelineharkiss1018
    @jacquelineharkiss1018 7 лет назад +64

    As somebody who hates the texture of mushy food, I can imagine this would be absolutely awful to me

  • @tomtucjr
    @tomtucjr 4 года назад +12

    When you were fed these for dinner as a child and unironically kind of liked them. I wonder what I would think if I tried it nowadays.

  • @gabrielhicks1037
    @gabrielhicks1037 2 года назад +3

    Weirdly i have fond memories of this. Whenever I went camping it was always used. To me it’s nostalgically tasty