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  • @Grodycell
    @Grodycell 4 года назад +28953

    the fact that Johnny is only 500 says a lot

    • @paizurifan5963
      @paizurifan5963 4 года назад +3593

      that u dont get the glasses gag...

    • @alienelephant4721
      @alienelephant4721 4 года назад +1527

      The Quarantined Beans: You should worth 5 million Dollars!
      Johnny Cage: Why? Is it because I'm smexy?
      The Quarantined Beans: Because you need to die for your $h@tty movies!!

    • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
      @karlhyetravelerofworlds 4 года назад +1736

      Knowing him he probably put the bounty on himself

    • @bigmuscleguy9694
      @bigmuscleguy9694 4 года назад +469

      He even has less worth than Kollector!

    • @Grodycell
      @Grodycell 4 года назад +323

      lol its crazy everyone hates him

  • @zhekazheka7874
    @zhekazheka7874 3 года назад +10049

    Kitana-$100,000
    Liu Kang - $5,000,000
    Kung Lao: now he’s out of her league

  • @joseantonioenaje1913
    @joseantonioenaje1913 3 года назад +8712

    Imagine putting a bounty on a Goddess just for shit and laughs and someone actually accepts it.

    • @friskierorca6212
      @friskierorca6212 3 года назад +221

      Who wouldn’t accept?

    • @waddletea5866
      @waddletea5866 3 года назад +716

      The dude who put that bounty is gonna have a heart attack when he sees someone has took it and killed her. That or he's already dead for putting a hit on a goddess.

    • @uyyyy7059
      @uyyyy7059 3 года назад +92

      And then the goddess dies

    • @roughfoxy101
      @roughfoxy101 3 года назад +12

      1k like

    • @1ucasvb
      @1ucasvb 3 года назад +40

      And he goes after her with guns...

  • @theoemile6832
    @theoemile6832 3 года назад +2433

    Erron: They put a 5 million bounty on you, Raiden.
    Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE MINISTRY OF LAW!

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap Год назад +69

      _Senator Armstrong approaches, not realizing this is _*_not_*_ his Raiden, and beats the hell out of him, whilst screaming something incomprehensible about a dream and Nanomachines._

    • @Desperateashell
      @Desperateashell Год назад +24

      ​@@Dementia_Springtrap*_Standing here I realize you are just like me_*

    • @kitsunephantom6155
      @kitsunephantom6155 Год назад +14

      @@Desperateashell TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

    • @stevenclarence6104
      @stevenclarence6104 Год назад +8

      But whos to judge

    • @Desperateashell
      @Desperateashell Год назад +12

      @@stevenclarence6104 The right from wrong

  • @bayek9658
    @bayek9658 4 года назад +6679

    $500: Johnny Cage
    $100,000: Baraka, Cassie Cage, D'Vorah, Erron Black, Frost, Jackson Briggs, Jacqueline Briggs, Jade, Kabal, Kitana, The Kollector, Kung Lao, Nightwolf, Noob Saibot, Skarlet, Joker
    $5,000,000: Geras, Kano, Kotal Kahn, Liu Kang, Raiden, Scorpion, Shao Kahn, Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Spawn, Robo-Cop, Terminator, Shang Tsung, Sheeva, Sindel and Fujin
    $999,999,999: Cetrion
    There, saved you some time.

  • @alexandredesouza3692
    @alexandredesouza3692 4 года назад +2854

    1:47
    "Cool Hat"
    "But your hat is no weapon."
    "It's... it's not supposed to be."

    • @ramen947
      @ramen947 4 года назад +123

      Thank you,for saying the whole damn thing but changing it

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 4 года назад +25

      I like it! 😁

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 4 года назад +8

      Your gonna die for that kung lao

    • @betergriffin552
      @betergriffin552 4 года назад +44

      That’s just weird Kung Lao

    • @212frankiefame
      @212frankiefame 3 года назад +7

      That definitely would've been a better comeback.

  • @Pablo-nn3mv
    @Pablo-nn3mv 3 года назад +3483

    For everyone wondering the reason Johnny cage is 500 because he has 500 dollar sunglasses

    • @noookeemy9536
      @noookeemy9536 3 года назад +50

      ohhh did u also watch kombatkids?

    • @Thelivinglegend78
      @Thelivinglegend78 3 года назад +325

      So he's literally worthless outside of his sunglasses?

    • @youiam5490
      @youiam5490 3 года назад +8

      Waw very cool

    • @KhufRAA_MLBB
      @KhufRAA_MLBB 3 года назад +84

      @@noookeemy9536 bruh it was from the original mk movie before mk kids lol

    • @maddenthegreat6652
      @maddenthegreat6652 3 года назад +2

      Facts

  • @professormeme6584
    @professormeme6584 3 года назад +1983

    0:47 Im pretty sure 90% of the characters in mortal kombat wouldnt need to be payed to kill dvorah. Killing her is the reward as it is

    • @trentrandle
      @trentrandle 2 года назад +67

      Hey don’t get on my girl like that (even tho that’s true.)

    • @Pac_Appl21
      @Pac_Appl21 Год назад +32

      @@trentrandle yeah it is true lol

    • @trentrandle
      @trentrandle Год назад +4

      @@Pac_Appl21 🙃darn🙃

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 Год назад +27

      I was going at it from the opposite angle and assumed all Scorpion fans and Dvorah haters collectively placed the bounty on her

    • @MercuryIsDumb
      @MercuryIsDumb 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I mean she killed Scorpion and captured Kharon and more

  • @Kazeus-69
    @Kazeus-69 4 года назад +4451

    “When Robocop saw his bounty”
    Robocop: i must arrest myself

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 4 года назад +614

      Dead or alive I'm coming with me

    • @ShutUp359
      @ShutUp359 3 года назад +81

      @@Superluigi881 this should be hearted

    • @kingwolf_ytj3436
      @kingwolf_ytj3436 3 года назад +30

      @@Superluigi881 😂😂😂

    • @purpleyam8770
      @purpleyam8770 3 года назад +154

      “You are under arrest!”
      *points glock at himself*

    • @Janes_Jam
      @Janes_Jam 3 года назад +17

      I think someone who is in the crime business made the bounty since he is a cop

  • @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa
    @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa 4 года назад +3047

    Johnny's Value is Just a Reference to Glasses

    • @illyabondar4401
      @illyabondar4401 4 года назад +14

      I think he 50000

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 4 года назад +15

      @@illyabondar4401 It's $500 and 00 cents

    • @ngoclamtruong5033
      @ngoclamtruong5033 4 года назад +11

      So all his values are on his shades? I got the Shinpachi vibe here.

    • @SupahflyJazzguy
      @SupahflyJazzguy 4 года назад +15

      Exactly. The glasses are worth $500, Johnny himself is worthless.

    • @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ
      @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ 4 года назад +6

      The shinpachi of MK

  • @LoonaYuri
    @LoonaYuri 3 года назад +383

    I love Erron and Kung Lao's little hat interaction
    "From one hat-man to another, nice hat."

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo Год назад +17

      "Yours is not a weapon."

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda Год назад +10

      ​@Simon Ravencroft well that's just Weird, Kung Lao.

    • @NoelJohnCarlo
      @NoelJohnCarlo Год назад +5

      I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

  • @AustinGamingXD
    @AustinGamingXD 3 года назад +5612

    I’m honestly surprised that the Joker’s bounty is only 100,000

    • @sotruem8
      @sotruem8 3 года назад +359

      well anyone except batman couldve beat joker

    • @DeMarques58
      @DeMarques58 3 года назад +226

      Ain't he just a normal guy with makeup to cover a burned face?

    • @miketan5603
      @miketan5603 3 года назад +128

      @@sotruem8 spawn would beat him. Hes not as gullable as the rest of the mk cast

    • @largemarge9519
      @largemarge9519 3 года назад +113

      @@DeMarques58 the red is blood the white is actually his skin

    • @PaxTheDog360
      @PaxTheDog360 3 года назад +13

      @@DeMarques58 super sanity

  • @armjjb5189
    @armjjb5189 4 года назад +5568

    $100,000 doesn't feel like nearly enough for some of these folks.

    • @louhani6712
      @louhani6712 4 года назад +501

      like Kitana since see is a princess in the past and a khan in the present

    • @TraumaCenter13
      @TraumaCenter13 4 года назад +451

      Yeah, I thought Joker was worth $5,000,000. Not $100,000.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 4 года назад +301

      Nightwolf and Kitana in particular should definitely go for a few million.

    • @nicholasdensmore9269
      @nicholasdensmore9269 4 года назад +111

      Cetrion has the best bounty on her XD

    • @onemoment6769
      @onemoment6769 4 года назад +94

      Kitana's might not reflect her Khan status yet, and Joker for all his accomplishments is still human. There is a logic to most of these.

  • @dankmemer1367
    @dankmemer1367 4 года назад +2018

    Cetrion : 999.999.999
    Everyone : Let's go challenge a goddess

    • @heitorcr2310
      @heitorcr2310 3 года назад +11

      What about raiden and fujin?

    • @AMIR.S.Y
      @AMIR.S.Y 3 года назад +58

      @@heitorcr2310 cetrion is a elder god but raiden and fujin are demi god

    • @thebigcookie5831
      @thebigcookie5831 3 года назад +53

      A goddess who can lose to a girl with a drone and a gun

    • @undermutt5871
      @undermutt5871 3 года назад +9

      I'm either dying or $1 short of my lifetime goal

    • @Fxnoh
      @Fxnoh 3 года назад +2

      @@AMIR.S.Y GARES: hold my beer

  • @joshualodico7835
    @joshualodico7835 3 года назад +2449

    Cetrion, an actual goddess, has a wanted poster...

    • @ziggidyzoopity9539
      @ziggidyzoopity9539 3 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 3 года назад +421

      To quote a wise man "as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead"

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 3 года назад +98

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow -TF2 Sniper

    • @dracosol4415
      @dracosol4415 3 года назад +56

      Who tf did she piss off to get such a bounty?

    • @goldenwolv3128
      @goldenwolv3128 3 года назад +22

      Donald Trump got a warrant out for his arrest in Syria

  • @GS-ty5ux
    @GS-ty5ux 3 года назад +1612

    Erron: Cool hat
    Kung Lao: Yours is not weapon
    Erron: Thats just weird Kung Lao

    • @lirneim8013
      @lirneim8013 3 года назад +202

      Erron: weird flex but okay

    • @MONEYGAME77
      @MONEYGAME77 3 года назад +8

      Johnny Cage

    • @MONEYGAME77
      @MONEYGAME77 3 года назад +3

      @@lirneim8013 katana katana Isaac

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 3 года назад +18

      It is weird, when you think about it.
      How is Erron Black the smartest character in the game...

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 3 года назад

      @@lirneim8013 What is your profile picture...

  • @megatron2171
    @megatron2171 4 года назад +4422

    Erron black: give me the glasses
    Cage: it's worth 500 bucks
    Erron black: its more valuable than you

    • @earlymorninstonedpimp
      @earlymorninstonedpimp 4 года назад +129

      *Reckon it’s more value than you. This would probably be a more realistic thing he’d say

    • @astherenduuud8204
      @astherenduuud8204 4 года назад +21

      That would be a good conversation

    • @MrScorpion360x
      @MrScorpion360x 4 года назад +18

      without sunglasses he's priceless.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 года назад +1

      @@earlymorninstonedpimp they're worth more than you*

    • @noob_saibotxx5886
      @noob_saibotxx5886 4 года назад +6

      But what about the talk between him and kollector?
      Johnny literally says that his face is worth millions, and the kollector says he’ll take it from him

  • @Pyred89
    @Pyred89 4 года назад +3163

    Literally everyone: **Uses hour glass to save their loved ones or to dominate whole world**
    Erron Black: We don't need this shit.
    **Yeets hourglass to sea of blood**

    • @russianman6677
      @russianman6677 4 года назад +432

      Terminator: *yeets himself into the sea of blood*

    • @AVM14
      @AVM14 4 года назад +131

      @@russianman6677 a true pro gamer move

    • @valartcraft9640
      @valartcraft9640 4 года назад +197

      Spawn: Don't care Hourglass. Who want kills demons?

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 4 года назад +65

      Geras:time to fuse with the HourGlass then

    • @javierlatorre480
      @javierlatorre480 4 года назад +111

      Kotal Kahn: I shall become the Hourglass' new guardian. I ain't touching that shit either.

  • @DarkonFullPower
    @DarkonFullPower Год назад +457

    5:55 That eye glance! How genuinely unique given the "static poses" system they use. Adds a lovely flair to that one.

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 11 месяцев назад +9

      I also saw it and i freaking love it, especially with him saying " ugh... Thrilling. " XD

    • @bernirn
      @bernirn 11 месяцев назад +4

      There are a few roll eyes expressions. If i recall, Frost has one of them.

    • @tokensdeez
      @tokensdeez 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@bernirnSo does Kitana. She does an eye roll at Baraka when she says "Charming as always, Baraka."

  • @tiagofeiteiro3988
    @tiagofeiteiro3988 3 года назад +858

    8:21 thats the bounty you get on your head for killing a chicken in Skyrim

    • @britelite1656
      @britelite1656 3 года назад +48

      LOL as a skyrim player myself this is hilarious and quick story
      I killed a chicken in whiterun and had multiple guards chase me after i killed it LOL.

    • @kapthas59
      @kapthas59 3 года назад +3

      @@britelite1656 happened to me as well

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 3 года назад +3

      @@britelite1656 We all did this.

    • @luriddream
      @luriddream 3 года назад

      I do not see the funny part, if you had chicken and someone randomly kills it then it is a crime since you own it, just like stealing any other property belongs to them. Actual fun part is NOT getting chased after dragging a body around and etc.

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 3 года назад +10

      @@luriddream The funny part is that everyone on their first playthrough killed a chicken in Riverwood, which caused everyone to attack them.

  • @GhostShiroyama
    @GhostShiroyama 3 года назад +5406

    "How much is the bounty for Cetrion?"
    "Yes."

    • @Konig977
      @Konig977 3 года назад +18

      😂

    • @noasheszero1475
      @noasheszero1475 3 года назад +37

      Johnny cage:

    • @KageDaiki
      @KageDaiki 3 года назад +54

      Kronika would be double the amount I bet.

    • @Baloo106
      @Baloo106 3 года назад +9

      @@noasheszero1475 "no"

    • @PinkLemonade_Guy
      @PinkLemonade_Guy 3 года назад +35

      @@KageDaiki you'd own the Earth for Kronika

  • @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa
    @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa 4 года назад +7081

    That $ 500 is actually the price of his glasses, meaning Erron Black is just trying to kill her to get what really matters is just the price of the glasses

  • @yautjatyrant
    @yautjatyrant 3 года назад +424

    2:48 Noob Saibot may be darkness and (in his words) "Living Death" but that outfit makes him look a little angelic.

  • @gaemer2394
    @gaemer2394 3 года назад +138

    1:53 best interaction in the history of fighting games

  • @thanoswidodo9281
    @thanoswidodo9281 4 года назад +4751

    4:12 "opens poster"
    Police : 10 10 need backup now.

    • @CHAD_-KING
      @CHAD_-KING 3 года назад +61

      poster with furry

    • @dallaspayday2480
      @dallaspayday2480 3 года назад +74

      Why would the police need a fabulous boy band of robotic sailors

    • @gustav_4190
      @gustav_4190 3 года назад +55

      american police force be like:

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 3 года назад +22

      @Jackson Omori
      They need him and his dog snowy.
      *only pros will understand*

    • @calledrocket2653
      @calledrocket2653 3 года назад +32

      Oh shit he's got a poster!

  • @AyrtonSenna.
    @AyrtonSenna. 4 года назад +4758

    8:21 that’s the kind of bounty you get when you piss off a gta 5 modder

  • @thegreatrobin2329
    @thegreatrobin2329 Год назад +39

    4:44
    Shao Khan: “Name your price Black…”
    Erron Black: *looks at wanted poster again* “$5,000,000”

  • @francescoferrero7550
    @francescoferrero7550 3 года назад +73

    4:24 same energy as “If you managed to kill them i can assure you they were not like me.”

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 Год назад +16

      And nothing, *nothing* like the man loose inside this building!

    • @setstreamjam8411
      @setstreamjam8411 Год назад +11

      @@ashtongiertz8728 What are you, president of his fan club?

    • @noahyoungbluekaiju9255
      @noahyoungbluekaiju9255 Год назад

      @@setstreamjam8411 No that would be your mother

    • @maxonlistov7465
      @maxonlistov7465 Год назад

      @@setstreamjam8411 No. that would be your *mother*

    • @peytonreed937
      @peytonreed937 Год назад

      @@setstreamjam8411 no. That would be your mother!

  • @tortugamaritima6373
    @tortugamaritima6373 4 года назад +2030

    some companies are worth more than the life of an elder god.
    Cetrion: 999.999.999.
    RUclips: 15.000.000.000

    • @Raigatu
      @Raigatu 4 года назад +29

      Tortuga Maritima ya and its 999,999,999

    • @audee575
      @audee575 4 года назад +26

      thats in old money tho

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 4 года назад +22

      Even if, the “Old Money” costs more than “current” money.
      Speaking of, it’s $999,999,999, not $99,999,999.

    • @tortugamaritima6373
      @tortugamaritima6373 4 года назад +2

      thanks, i didn't notice the error, fixed.

    • @markodissey405
      @markodissey405 4 года назад +7

      That Guy before, you could buy a burger for 0.25 cents..

  • @EndyBlackUnofficial
    @EndyBlackUnofficial 3 года назад +5163

    Johnny with sunglasses: 500$
    Johnny without sunglasses: ♂️three hundred bucks♂️

  • @shinmazingerzmortalkombat12
    @shinmazingerzmortalkombat12 3 года назад +130

    8:20
    Erron Black: *opens paper* You better be a useful money to me
    Cetrion: Oh shit...

    • @soulhoney1227
      @soulhoney1227 2 года назад +5

      Erron is rich i he is sucessful with that bounty

  • @PabloBarrera25
    @PabloBarrera25 3 года назад +48

    holy shit Jack really said "just stay on your side of the border" LMFAO

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 года назад +1602

    Johnny Cage: Defeated a god
    The Bounty: Ehh, he's worth 1 pair of sunglasses

    • @kuzuri140
      @kuzuri140 3 года назад +105

      "Those are 500 hundred dollar sunglasses a**hole" Johnny before kills Goro in the1995 movie

    • @Crazy_Schizo
      @Crazy_Schizo 3 года назад +3

      @@kuzuri140 yes that’s the joke

    • @jansportslostwin8214
      @jansportslostwin8214 3 года назад +10

      @@Crazy_Schizo they were explaining the joke....

    • @bronycrafter1526
      @bronycrafter1526 3 года назад +1

      This whole group of comments here just seems like r/whoosh

    • @laranitaloca6913
      @laranitaloca6913 3 года назад +2

      Nobody believe him sadly xd

  • @6footrider97
    @6footrider97 4 года назад +738

    Robocop should have been $1.
    ‘I’d buy that for a dollar.”

  • @bossofall98
    @bossofall98 3 года назад +427

    If Cetrion's bounty is that high, imagine what kronika's bounty would be

    • @StoneOcean24
      @StoneOcean24 2 года назад +46

      *Name Your Price*

    • @xnoorx
      @xnoorx Год назад

      999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

    • @brandye3039
      @brandye3039 Год назад +8

      That’s 1 Billion

    • @rizonza5060
      @rizonza5060 11 месяцев назад +12

      1 Kombatilion

    • @TerrenceOswald
      @TerrenceOswald 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@rizonza5060creative

  • @Jaidynthefair
    @Jaidynthefair 3 года назад +77

    Eren: I don't come cheap lady
    *proceeds to show his worth of $100,000*

  • @Jm96RoCk
    @Jm96RoCk 4 года назад +1350

    "Time to let the past die" said the man in a cowboy outfit.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 года назад +42

      He's in a GUNSLINGER outfit. Cowboys were basically just laborers.

    • @Capza
      @Capza 4 года назад +25

      @@maxrichards3881 still the same

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 года назад +14

      Capza
      No, they really aren’t the same.

    • @Capza
      @Capza 4 года назад +39

      @@maxrichards3881 still things from the past

    • @Jm96RoCk
      @Jm96RoCk 4 года назад +9

      @@maxrichards3881 id be willing to concede that but...come on, look at that hat.

  • @PyroSirBrad
    @PyroSirBrad 4 года назад +248

    5:54 I love how he looks away for a second to take in Geras's answer.

  • @XX-sp3tt
    @XX-sp3tt 3 года назад +65

    2:44 "Everything's exotic to somebody."

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 3 года назад +2

      I may have taken that to a weird turn...
      Unless that's how you meant it...

  • @yoyoprofessorxavier
    @yoyoprofessorxavier 3 года назад +60

    7:30 I cant look at that bounty and then think im gonna kill what shows up next. Erron is just crazy.

    • @ursaminor3740
      @ursaminor3740 11 месяцев назад +2

      No he’s just verifying if the correct people

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 9 месяцев назад +3

      He should have at least one quote for Spawn alongside the lines of "What kind of rtard puts a Bounty in you, and why did I even accept it?

  • @badgerking3910
    @badgerking3910 4 года назад +5154

    Johnny's price is so low cause no wants to kill him, since we all love him

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 3 года назад +228

      What about Rambo, he’s not even wanted

    • @pigpin
      @pigpin 3 года назад +478

      His price is actually 0 it just says 500 because of his glasses

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад +57

      @@somedudefromapharmacy he has a flee on sight banner (joke)

    • @OldSnake0104
      @OldSnake0104 3 года назад +8

      @@somedudefromapharmacy This video came out 5 months ago

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 3 года назад +3

      @@OldSnake0104 so what?

  • @admiraljetro8783
    @admiraljetro8783 4 года назад +7685

    I'm wondering who's the guy setting bounties on everyone

  • @SkyStrikeZ
    @SkyStrikeZ 3 года назад +108

    “From one hat man to another, cool hat”
    *I FELT THAT*

  • @itzkathireenkira2594
    @itzkathireenkira2594 3 года назад +73

    1:46 I'm getting one peice vibes bruh

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 4 года назад +273

    I wonder how Erron saw a Wanted poster of himself and came to the conclusion that there's a 2nd him somewhere around

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 4 года назад +32

      This game is all about time travel and parallel timelines. It was bound to happen.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 4 года назад +39

      $100.000 dollars?
      Can i turn myself in?

    • @fiendwithoutaface6833
      @fiendwithoutaface6833 4 года назад +28

      I mean, he did have a bullet labeled "Me" in the last game.

    • @henrydoesstuff4260
      @henrydoesstuff4260 4 года назад +2

      @@The-Deadite Arthur Morgan lul

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 4 года назад +20

      @@fiendwithoutaface6833 Either he already knew about Mirror Matches or suffers from crippling depression.

  • @ThatMexicanGuy11037
    @ThatMexicanGuy11037 4 года назад +1635

    2:20
    Yeah, I'm confident that she is the one you're looking for

  • @JXYONYT
    @JXYONYT 3 года назад +52

    "Happier than a dog with two tails" Best game quote

  • @cameronwiley9412
    @cameronwiley9412 3 года назад +16

    I'm loving that they all have Wanted Posters. Neat.

    • @cameronwiley9412
      @cameronwiley9412 3 года назад +4

      I kind of wish the prices varied a bit more but it's good enough they have their pictures.
      Besides I won't play Erron enough to notice.

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 4 года назад +636

    “Once cyberized you will serve.”
    “Serve....Or service?”
    “Ugh...nevermind...”

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 4 года назад +53

      "God dayum if your voice's like nails on a chalkboard"
      "It will be the last thing you will hear"
      "Aw hell naw

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 4 года назад +1322

    I'm surprised Erron's ego isn't big enough to yield a higher price for himself.

    • @erickgarciagomez5014
      @erickgarciagomez5014 4 года назад +70

      Modesty

    • @balrok9959
      @balrok9959 4 года назад +54

      I think he knows his worth.

    • @MrKrinkelz
      @MrKrinkelz 4 года назад +3

      Too much of that big'uns be habjn yer ehad

    • @randomperson6324
      @randomperson6324 4 года назад +18

      if he was the one putting the bounties then he wouldnt gain shit for completing them

    • @xxfalconarasxx5659
      @xxfalconarasxx5659 4 года назад +14

      WTF!? Why the hell would Erron be putting out bounties if he is the one claiming them?

  • @poopscoop409
    @poopscoop409 3 года назад +23

    I like how even good people like RoboCop are on the bounty list.

    • @scourge8143
      @scourge8143 Год назад +6

      Bounties can be set an anyone by whomever, good or bad.

  • @joshuaturner7684
    @joshuaturner7684 3 года назад +38

    Man Centrion almost sitting at a billion dollar bounty 🤑

  • @cleany3892
    @cleany3892 4 года назад +651

    500$ bounty and 500$ glasses??? *m i n d b l o w n *

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic 4 года назад +31

      The 500$ are on the glasses, not Johnny Cage.

    • @2auhsoj2
      @2auhsoj2 4 года назад +10

      johnny worth nothing lol

    • @LeXo1993R
      @LeXo1993R 4 года назад

      It means cage costs Zero.

  • @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa
    @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa 4 года назад +650

    List of all prices
    500 $ 0:01
    0:01 Johnny Kage
    100.000 $ 0:15
    0:15 Kitana
    0:31 Erron Black
    0:45 D,vorah (it’s not worth it, it’s just her head value)
    1:00 Kollector
    1:18 Skarlet
    1:29 Jade
    1:45 Kung lao
    2:02 Kabal
    2:18 Jaqcui briggs
    2:30 Baraka
    2:44 Noob Saibot
    2:59 Jax Briggs
    3:13 Kassie Kage
    3:42 Nightwolf
    3:56 Frost
    5,000,000 $ 4:10
    4:10 Robocop
    4:31 Shao Kanh
    4:47 Liu kang
    4:59 Kotal Kanh
    5:12 Terminator
    5:23 Fujin
    5:41 Geras
    5:57 Sindel
    6:09 Sheeva
    6:26 Kano
    6:42 Sub-zero
    6:57 Raiden
    7:13 Scorpion
    7:29 Spawn
    7:45 Sonya blade
    8:00 Shang tsung
    999.999.999 08:16
    8:16 Cetrion

    • @copporn1615
      @copporn1615 3 года назад +23

      Your comment is very underrated

    • @RollingxBigshot
      @RollingxBigshot 3 года назад +12

      All this work for only 23 likes

    • @emricx218
      @emricx218 3 года назад +17

      You missed joker

    • @ericktello231
      @ericktello231 3 года назад +20

      I would change a few for example kitana who suppose to be a royal princess should be worth more and I’m sorry Kano and Sonya mains but those two should be at least a million

    • @ericktello231
      @ericktello231 3 года назад +11

      And Raiden Fujin, Shao khan should be 10 mill at least

  • @croc_moat2327
    @croc_moat2327 3 года назад +26

    When I see that they are selling me on the darknet with a 75% discount: 0:32

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 3 года назад +65

    Johnny is ironically the lucky one. Also I'm surprised Kitana's isn't higher.

  • @soap.333
    @soap.333 4 года назад +445

    Why the hell does Spawn look SO DAMN COOL!??!?!?!?
    My man was just standing there, and he still had this immense presence to him! I love that Keith David absolutely voices him in pretty much everything just makes it even more perfect! Perfect character for MK!

    • @jaydencordero7492
      @jaydencordero7492 4 года назад +34

      “He’s just standing there. MENACINGLY”

    • @jacobmartinez2122
      @jacobmartinez2122 4 года назад +11

      The dude's like Vader at the end of a hallway.

    • @TieGuyDavid
      @TieGuyDavid 4 года назад +2

      Asian rabbit cool man I would love an edit of Patrick in an MK 11 intro vs Spawn.

    • @mariaselvatr2845
      @mariaselvatr2845 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobmartinez2122 Darth Vader, you mean?

    • @G22865
      @G22865 4 года назад +1

      Agreed spawn is the best designed character

  • @OldManEsteban
    @OldManEsteban 4 года назад +261

    6:00 Sindel digs her own grave with a digger

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 3 года назад +30

    2:19 "They just can't get my nose right!" ~ Jacqui Briggs

    • @impossiblepianist9640
      @impossiblepianist9640 3 года назад +3

      Tangled reference? I expected that shit lol

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 3 года назад +2

      @@impossiblepianist9640 I mean, I had too lol.

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 3 года назад +2

      Cassie & Sonya: Who cares.
      Jacqui: Easy for you two to say. You guys look amazing...

    • @aroperdope
      @aroperdope 3 года назад

      Take that spawn outfit 📴,! It looks disgusting on her

    • @702Nadia
      @702Nadia 3 года назад

      @@aroperdope it looks good to me

  • @AmondoDazz
    @AmondoDazz 3 года назад +13

    Love the artwork they used for the bountys.

  • @sinorcat9846
    @sinorcat9846 3 года назад +357

    3:45 Hey! I’ve seen this one! It a classic!

  • @junfauzi9232
    @junfauzi9232 4 года назад +3013

    Johnny: beats shinnok
    The wild west: kill him get 500
    Ok I'll change it
    Johnny: beats down on shinnok and survives his attack
    Da weld wast: Kel hem git 500

    • @willstanback1137
      @willstanback1137 4 года назад +8

      My brother said Arthur: are you Johnny Cage?

    • @xxhacker_069xx3
      @xxhacker_069xx3 4 года назад +8

      Cassie cage beats shinnok

    • @thehappierdays292
      @thehappierdays292 4 года назад +8

      Xxharcker _ 069xX During the first chapter of mk10 at the end of the chapter with Johnny cage he technically beat shinnok in a fight but raider was the one who sealed him😞

    • @TheDudeliestDude
      @TheDudeliestDude 4 года назад

      Yeah technically that was Cassie

    • @coltkillergaming5685
      @coltkillergaming5685 4 года назад +1

      Jun Fauzi he price is talking bout cages sunglasses

  • @bain9829
    @bain9829 3 года назад +3

    0:32
    "you're a wanted man Mr. Black, 100 thousand dollars for your head alone"
    "100 thousand dollars? for me? can i turn myself in?"

  • @iamconfusion5323
    @iamconfusion5323 3 года назад +13

    2:00 Same energy as saying weird flex but okay

  • @ottomavrick9793
    @ottomavrick9793 4 года назад +364

    Sindel says "bound and tied" leaving much the imagination

  • @artix4474
    @artix4474 4 года назад +229

    Erron: your a hard guy to pin down
    Spawn: why are you following me dirt bag?
    Erron: this uhh clown paid me to.

    • @prfiljothuglife6366
      @prfiljothuglife6366 4 года назад +1

      Damn thats almost went over my head!

    • @EricGarcia-fm4uc
      @EricGarcia-fm4uc 4 года назад +1

      @@prfiljothuglife6366 it went over mine! Am I missing a comic reference?

    • @vergil3622
      @vergil3622 4 года назад +11

      @@EricGarcia-fm4uc either the joker or Violator

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 года назад +1

      @@vergil3622 probably the joker

    • @evanneal1039
      @evanneal1039 4 года назад +38

      It's a reference to the Violator, an enemy to Spawn. He's pretty much the Joker to Spawn's Batman, essentially.

  • @justsomeguywithabeard7528
    @justsomeguywithabeard7528 3 года назад +8

    Is no one gonna talk about how straightforward Terminator was?

  • @Motivation_snack6668
    @Motivation_snack6668 3 года назад +7

    The cameo while fighting spawn was.... something that i didn't expect...

  • @OnYourSquare
    @OnYourSquare 4 года назад +258

    3:17 Jacqui and Cassie playing "F@ck? Marry? Kill?" is hilarious!

    • @stoner63reflex65
      @stoner63reflex65 3 года назад +46

      My guess would be:
      F Kabal
      M Erron
      K Kano (obviously)

    • @crilleedara
      @crilleedara 3 года назад +2

      F Kano
      M Erron
      K Kabal

    • @orenthalmudbone3550
      @orenthalmudbone3550 3 года назад +10

      @@crilleedara nah she and the cage family hate Kano

    • @madster01
      @madster01 3 года назад +6

      More like
      F Kano
      M Kano
      K Kano

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator 7 месяцев назад

      ​@madster01
      F Kano
      F Kano
      F Kano

  • @nokopoko2924
    @nokopoko2924 4 года назад +244

    I like how he talks so calming before he's gonna fight guys/girls with power out of this world while his power isn't a super power but just a extreme skill

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 3 года назад +38

    I really thought that out of everyone, Joker would have a much huger bounty

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 3 года назад +8

    3:57
    Man, Frost is gonna be PISSED that she is in that bounty group.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +1

      What about joker. Lol literally just pure evil walking around.

  • @ViperofStumps
    @ViperofStumps 4 года назад +809

    honestly, thought Joker would HUUUGE.

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg 4 года назад +96

      As far as mk characters know, Joker is a crazy human with make up from another dimension, it makes sense for him not to have a 5.000.000 bount
      He was in mk vs dc but in that game he didn’t do munch to MK characters except beating Sonya and annoy them a little

    • @windwind3170
      @windwind3170 4 года назад +25

      He's just a man with mental illness. Nothing special.

    • @thearmchairyoutuber8669
      @thearmchairyoutuber8669 4 года назад +10

      @@windwind3170 yeahhhh he is such a lame character his fans are losers

    • @Honkhonk411
      @Honkhonk411 4 года назад +53

      @@thearmchairyoutuber8669 is that a joker profile picture? Or a clown to represent you?

    • @ZXaria
      @ZXaria 4 года назад +38

      @@Honkhonk411
      Oh, the irony...

  • @ultimategamerx9636
    @ultimategamerx9636 4 года назад +281

    Johnny Cage: His sunglasses: 500$ Himself: 0$

    • @nogoodnamesleft3965
      @nogoodnamesleft3965 4 года назад +10

      Sunglasses: *gets broken in the fight*

    • @NapalmCake.
      @NapalmCake. 4 года назад +2

      The bot Behind the slaughter then there would be nothing

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 4 года назад +1

      o o f

    • @xpraiden5236
      @xpraiden5236 4 года назад

      He hasn’t really done anything

    • @freakinoutwolf6405
      @freakinoutwolf6405 4 года назад +1

      XPRaiden apart from preventing Shinnok from destroying earth.

  • @theobshow1297
    @theobshow1297 3 года назад +3

    7:00 white lighting would be perfect with this 👌

  • @Jaeeden
    @Jaeeden 3 года назад +20

    I like how we went from $500 for Johnny immediately to $100,000 for Kitana.

  • @GalaxyBrainGamer
    @GalaxyBrainGamer 4 года назад +206

    Erron: Can’t reason with you, can I?
    Terminator: *cocks gun*

  • @arif8967
    @arif8967 4 года назад +382

    Sindel: Kneel before your Empress
    Black: Belive me sugar that's tempting
    Sindel : I'll have you bound and tied
    Me: That sounds kinky.

  • @ajtriesedits1448
    @ajtriesedits1448 3 года назад +5

    Damn, even Eron thinks Johnny Cage ain't worth it. Look at his facial expressions as he unfolds the poster😂

  • @jaylhz6142
    @jaylhz6142 3 года назад +6

    0:32
    Eeron: *sees he is on the bounty*
    Also Eeron: "Aight i'ma peace out"

  • @DarthWall275
    @DarthWall275 4 года назад +1390

    "Joker" only has a bounty of $100 000?
    That guy definitely ain't Joker.

  • @monke6400
    @monke6400 4 года назад +201

    That Erron Black Intro is my favorite

    • @marsbar3802
      @marsbar3802 4 года назад +6

      Mate same he is the best

  • @sanstheskeleton7027
    @sanstheskeleton7027 3 года назад +10

    The fact that Joker is only 100 000 is kinda sad. He made so he was worth much more.

  • @anthonyheredia2797
    @anthonyheredia2797 3 года назад

    The only tier list I wanna see

  • @DeathWarrior-di2wj
    @DeathWarrior-di2wj 4 года назад +574

    Anyone else notice about Jacqui’s giraffe neck on the poster 2:20

  • @zhengwenyu1587
    @zhengwenyu1587 4 года назад +792

    Joker is only 100,000? Pretty sure he’s a lot worth

    • @paizurifan5963
      @paizurifan5963 4 года назад +22

      kano 5mil??

    • @tmoran527
      @tmoran527 4 года назад +68

      i know. he should at least be 5,000,000. i guess the reputation didnt fully carry over? a DC wanted poster would be a small country.

    • @slemangerdy8407
      @slemangerdy8407 4 года назад +30

      how about an elder god not being more than billion dollars, shao kahn threatens realms worth hundreds of billion and he is just 5 million

    • @federicopalacios7439
      @federicopalacios7439 4 года назад +56

      In MK world, someone like Joker would be long dead. Superheroes are just too afraid to kill, hence Joker still going rampant.

    • @lordofthesithvader9430
      @lordofthesithvader9430 4 года назад +14

      @@tmoran527 No it carried over. Jades dialogue said that he killed millions of people.

  • @abdullahx4908
    @abdullahx4908 3 года назад +3

    0:47
    Now thats one bounty everyone’s would be looking for

  • @Stormborn_717
    @Stormborn_717 3 года назад

    3:04 Mah brother smokin' that cigar from his throat lmao😂

  • @boybluemusic4654
    @boybluemusic4654 3 года назад +87

    4:28
    And nothing...Nothing like the man loose inside this building.

    • @nicegoatdoctor8224
      @nicegoatdoctor8224 3 года назад +8

      What are you? President of his fanclub?

    • @aheiv3832
      @aheiv3832 3 года назад +4

      No! That would be your Ma

    • @Inky5
      @Inky5 3 года назад +2

      He could be anyone of us

    • @cringeman9019
      @cringeman9019 3 года назад +3

      He could be you, he could be me!

    • @whoiskizuki.
      @whoiskizuki. 3 года назад +2

      @@cringeman9019 HE COULD EVEN BE-

  • @ninjajosh7772
    @ninjajosh7772 4 года назад +941

    Imagine being worth $500 and everyone else worth $100,000

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 4 года назад +89

      It's really just for his sunglasses.

    • @TheManaPrism
      @TheManaPrism 4 года назад +9

      Me irl

    • @chegotti7718
      @chegotti7718 4 года назад +23

      Its A Reference To His Glasses Being $500😂😂 In Another Intro Dialogue

    • @innos3997
      @innos3997 4 года назад +5

      Che Gotti
      Mk movie reference

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 4 года назад +2

      Imagine not getting the joke.

  • @DatLazyBoi
    @DatLazyBoi 2 года назад

    Can we just appreciate how DAMN good those wanted posters look like?X)

  • @CrocoDylianVT
    @CrocoDylianVT Год назад

    3:36 he sounded so like TF2 Engineer 😭, also the fact 4:28 is exactly a line TF2 Spy said lmao "If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me"

  • @TWO9_8
    @TWO9_8 4 года назад +255

    They did Johnny so dirty 😂😭💀

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 4 года назад +1

      Guess no one really wanted Johnny

    • @zanetlou1689
      @zanetlou1689 4 года назад +20

      500$ glasses

    • @RJDavePhin
      @RJDavePhin 4 года назад +2

      So, how much is Johnny really worth?
      I'm going with $100,000

    • @TWO9_8
      @TWO9_8 4 года назад +29

      @@RJDavePhin According to the game, his glasses are the only thing worth value ($500). Johnny himself? Priceless.

    • @gerard935
      @gerard935 4 года назад

      @@TWO9_8 oooooooo

  • @TANKtheRipper
    @TANKtheRipper 4 года назад +71

    Johnny beats an elder god and wins the MK4 tournament (in the altered timeline) and is only worth his sunglasses damn.

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 3 года назад +3

      TANKtheRIPPER cause his not worth buying as a character.

  • @affanmahdhir1793
    @affanmahdhir1793 Год назад +4

    Hopefully MK1 can further go into the relarionship between Liu Kang and Onaga. Could be his son or reincarnation or something, makes sense since after Raiden gave him his Godhood, he became stronger than everyone, Kronika,Raiden,Shao Khan, even Shang Tsung. Onaga’s blood + Godhood.

  • @leibobo12
    @leibobo12 3 года назад

    @ 4:15 I see where the spare change went in that background 😂

  • @mattiaoddenino5770
    @mattiaoddenino5770 4 года назад +519

    2:45 wait WTF?? unaccetable

    • @chriscross8073
      @chriscross8073 4 года назад +64

      Oh theres a noob in here XD

    • @khalilerron854
      @khalilerron854 4 года назад +8

      Nightwolf & the joker also

    • @slumpy3839
      @slumpy3839 4 года назад +20

      Same bruh, they doing my boy dirty

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 4 года назад +6

      Slumpy He costs more than Johnny, though lmao.

    • @slumpy3839
      @slumpy3839 4 года назад

      ultra streamer20 I hate playing against Johnny so ion care

  • @roogoculus2885
    @roogoculus2885 4 года назад +155

    3:19 Gotta respect the artist

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +28

      Art actually looks better than her in-game model.

    • @release858
      @release858 4 года назад +9

      @@YourCrazyDolphin What's wrong with her in-game model?

    • @vanillacream2383
      @vanillacream2383 4 года назад +1

      NDaybreak lose Cass’s in game model and what’ve you got?

    • @release858
      @release858 4 года назад +1

      @@vanillacream2383 Nothing?

    • @stillwatersrundeep001
      @stillwatersrundeep001 4 года назад

      Preach it brother

  • @bobukcs3353
    @bobukcs3353 3 года назад +3

    I never thought 8 minutes of paper stretching noises would be torture

  • @pmdoublet1948
    @pmdoublet1948 2 года назад

    ok that kung lao bit actually made me laugh lmao 🤣