The Funniest & Worst Police Clowns Of 2024
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"Dad when I grow up I want to be a police officer"
"Don't be silly, you can't do both!"
😂
Dad, when I grow up I want to become a policeman… I’m sorry son that can’t happen… why Dad? Because me and your mum are married.🤪
Haha
These cops have got nothing on the US cops. Tame as.
I've only watched 50 minutes of this so far and I'm in hysterics.
It's brilliant.
Omg the copper hiding behind the wall is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
He would be crap at playing hide and seek 😂.
He is off police interceptors yrs ago , his olive partner was killed on a motorbike crash
@shayakasharon still doesn't excuse hiding half behind a wall. Not the most logical idea if he believed what he was saying
Fairly certain that was Elon Musk.
State of our police
Earning the hate one day at a time
Yep once respected by the public now hated
They think saying I'm a police officer is going to scare you.
😂😂
It does me because they're so unpredictable and UNPROFESSIONAL now.!
Have a great Christmas ;-)
You really are our favourite auditor by a country mile sir, these wee clips have just reminded me how consistently good you are. Keep up the great work!
@54:00 Cameraman “I hide my face as I think it’s a bit of a government overreach”
Copper : “Can I take your details then” 😂😂😂
... without even missing a beat or the slightest bit of understanding the irony.
Most pigs haven't learnt from the Couzens saga.
Learnt from it ( SERIOUSLY) they're taught straight outta the how to police manual written by W.COUZENS at cop college!!!!
or David Carrick.
best entertainment i have seen in weeks. brilliant work
Oi I’m talking to you
Yes and I’m ignoring you, get out of the way 😂👏👏
The Passive aggressive attitude you have, is no less than the public servants deserve, top notch in your approach to their bullying tactics,
No stupid questions only stupid people 😂😂😂
Likey likey, thank you for keeping our rights alive
AA is arguably the best Auditor in the UK - Keep up the good work Sir.
Definitely deserve a lot more Subs, so bloody brilliant at winding these unprofessional entitled clowns up,Merry Christmas AA
Its really strange how they are all so helpful and full of safety advice.
😂😂😂
“How do the horses press the numbers?” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 quality this.
The Inspector in the blue coat when he Jumped back & hid behind the wall. Well half hid……
Asking a cop if he's that dumb his brain cell went into meltdown
Absolute audits should have 100k subs
Love it -I have immediately subscribed.
Dave the Bastard ptII playing hide & seek is hilarious my friend.
What a great bit of entertainment, there were so many bits that were hilarious I really couldnt pick just one.. venus and Uranus .....the invisible man hiding in full view ..... the deranged black woman not wanting to be filmed but stuck to you like a magnet ....the parking attendant being told that you can film him despite him being filmed by millions of CCTV cameras everyday ....but yes the photo of Wayne Cousins going past the Facial recognition van absolutely brilliant.....I think the word to describe the majority of these officers is " plonkers " ......brilliantly done thanks for your time and effort putting it all together.
This just dropped into my algorithm. I have no idea how I've not found you before. Its like of auditing Britain, charlie veitch and focus pocus had a love child. Absolute comedy gold 😂😂😂
Thank you for your attention to detail and the time spent editing it all we had such a good laugh at all the idiots. Happy Christmas to you and best wishes for the coming years videos.
Better than the telly!😂 Cheers mate.
The pattern of their behaviours is so consistent it’s scary .. see no say no hear no blue line mentality
Schooled by The Wayne couzens university it's frightening
This was excellent ,really well edited ,all killer,no filler
How somebody so calm and polite can attract that much vile behavior is a lesson in itself.
The best auditor ❤
Confidence
Out spoken speaking
Knowing your laws
Great entertainment
And funny
One smart guy
❤❤
Well done
All the best in your future
Its a shame you can't get a commission for a proper Police reality show series off Channel 5.
I'm a fridge man! I'm here about the fridges.
Best movie of 2024. Fabulous work! Thank you so much for doing what you do! AB, DJ, PJ, TLA, DJE, Pure, and you. The best.
Lovely video. Better entertainment than anything on the tv. Your one liners are fabulous 😂. Thank you.
Can’t stop laughing 😂
I wasnt enjoying this at first because i felt it was too antagonistic, but......this shit is just too damn funny. What an utter bunch of programmed NPC's, and dude is actually hilarious winding them up 😂
You deserve so many more subs
when these 'officers' do not know/understand/follow their own policy (identify properly , announce camera in use , thin blue line patch etc.) how can they be trusted to follow/understand and enforce the LAWS they are paid to enforce ?!?
thank you!! for exposing these *police practices* and educating ALL of us .. stay safe!!
"It's Venus and Uranus" hahaha 😂
yeah lol
The cop hiding behind the building while talking to an innocent law abiding tax paying citizens and they get crazy over cameras but not surprised
Great edit, you are definitely in my top 5 of police watchers. Merry Christmas and thank you for standing up for our rights
Out of curiosity who are your other 4?
@@crossfiretw8 AB, focus pocus, dj, yardlyski
Her Louis Vuitton bag is as real as her hair 😂
WPC botox was gross 🤮
Brilliant - cheers mate!
Guy in blue 🧥 jacket is a joke we dont want police like that
Was a PC in Road Wars on TV.
Love the way you've put this together, AA. Nice work.
“Are you going into town? Oh I might come with you” 😂😂😂
Congrats on over 25k subs.😀👍
"Hiding behind the wall" He should be used to the camera as he appeared on many "Traffic Cops" or whatever. He was never shy then.
Wonderful compilation, thank you so much. I enjoyed, (not sure if enjoyed is the right verb), immensely the content you've provided throughout the year. I particularly appreciate the succinct responses you give to these vile oafs...gets them every time.
Here's wishing you a happy and peaceful Xmas from one of your many Australian fans...well I hope there's a lot😂
That wayne couzens mask absolutely brilliant.
Love it. Like how the edit cuts in and out of each interaction and not one after the other, nothing repeated (so far 33:16 )
👍👍👍
Happy New Year bro.
Superintendant Smith has posdibly been promoted above his capabilities.
You would have thought at least 1 of them would know the law Ffs's 😂 😂
When one auditor can identify over 70 cops with a bigger ego than their intelligence, you have to ask how if 100 auditors caught the same amount it would be amount to a whole force from one county. Brilliant work keep the audits up for 2025.
These cops need to be highly embarrassed by their behaviour and lack of knowledge of the law !!!
21:00 Best expression ever! Love the face adding the exclamation point at the end of her request.
Every time the clip comes back to the man walking the officer around town and the shopping centre I crack up 😂😂😂😂
One of the BEST in the world! Thanks. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Smith definitely another Wayne cousins in the making
Cynthia has never listened to a Nirvana song....
Probably can't spell it either.
Absolute magic🚔👏👏👏
And we pay for all those egotistic clowns?? No respect at all
That was amazing man. Well done!! I've never heard of you before but I watch a lot of uk auditors and you just slid into my top 3.
At first I thought this was going to be a compilation of various uk auditors and I thought "how rude, this bloke hasn't even credited the auditors themselves, this first guy is awesome" but eventually I worked it all out. 😆 Seriosly man, very good, and very dry humour, I love it. Watching from Australia. 10/10
" I dont like BBQs " was the answer I was NOT expecting to come after that hahaha and neither did the copper.
Awesome stuff.
"Is it a weapon?" "Not specifically" Dying 😅😂😅😂
so the chief constable hides behind a wall cowering when he sees a member of public in a public place holding a camera, i always find it quite amusing when the police tell you to move away from the car so they don't run over you or your feet, not sure they realise that if they clearly point out that he's going to potentially run you over then proceeds to make it happen it's going to be considered deliberate, i mean what would be the penalty for telling someone in front of your car that they could get hit then proceeding to put the car into gear and hit them ?, also, if somewhere is legally defined as a public place then public rules and rights apply, not private property rules, if i own a private house private rules apply, if i sub let my private house to the government and it's funded by the tax payer and is open during business hours under invitation to the public then it is legally defined as a public place and all the private property rules go out of the window, you cannot just jump back and forth from private rules to public rules whenever it suits you, the second somewhere is legally defined as public then it's only those rules that matter, it does not matter if the public place is situated on private land, the second it is defined as a public place then it's public and the police cannot just remove you, i know a lot of auditors believe the police and think because it's on private land or they are being asked to leave they have to and the police can go hands on but this is actually legally incorrect, they cannot remove you from public for no reason.
There are many Strange people in this Organisation....proven by the fact that hardly a month goes by before one of them is under some sort of Misconduct Investigation.....
‘’I know where I am, I’M NOT JOE BIDEN’’.. As an American 🇺🇸 . I VERY MUCH APPROVE of that message ❗
Happy new year mate. subscribed, My favourite clip is 2:37 🤣🤣 ... You have got some funny clips bro Big up
Keep up the good work
Typical arrogant uk police
Too busy , sods Law 😂😂😂😂
Hope you have a great Christmas mate. Keep up the great work in 25
DON’T CALL HIM MATE…
Call him SIR!! LOL 😂
What’s you name fella ?
You’re a public servant……
His face and reaction when you tell him that 😂
"Its Venus & Uranus!"😮😂Instant Classic🤣
What can I say other than it’s the best program I’ve seen over the Christmas period. It’s even better than watching an old episode of the Two Ronnies . It makes the police look like a complete bunch of clowns. Is this really what our police force has become? Our police forces are a disgrace to the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 I am ashamed to call myself British anymore.
Our police force has become nothing more than a Clown Show. Come on Starmer get our police force back into Line before it’s too late.
Brilliant compilation. The man in blue is hilarious but the two on the steps asking you to leave are vile. Love the way you handle the officers and they are all a disgrace.
They weren't vile, they were entertaining in their stupidity, throwing all sorts of directives/ orders, without a shred of foundation for their directives, just trying to bully the auditor away, it worked out well for them,I see.😊
👏👏👏👏 Brilliantly edited, didn't want it to end! 😂❤️👊👊
Fake fox fur to go with the fake wig & full Tesco’s outfit
Guy in blue jacket looks crazy and he is in the police
My favourite is you following PC Plod around all day 😂 love it . He was deffo about to order a large Big Mac meal and double cheeseburger chaser ! Obviously a very busy man 🤦🏻♂️
Thanks for all your hard work. We need people like yourself with the balls to do this service for the public . We really need the police, however what we get is extremely low quality and full of attitude. Being a surveillance society hasn't helped one bit . Crime is through the roof . Well done 🙂👍🇬🇧
So funny, first time I saw someone follow a police officer on the street the whole route 🤣
A lot of editing work there buddy. Great effort. Thanks.
He looks like death warmed up security
That blue coated bloke at 2:37 was featured in a Thames Valley Police documentary called Road Wars.
Your getting a follow for that "I don't like bbq's" so funny to see British police freaking out over cameras too. Comedy gold 😂😂
I haven't laughed so hard in ages, editing was amazing. appreciate the time it must of took. thank you
A lot of these clowns find it hard to understand why you are not scared of them.
Some of them are just like petulant children, it's hilarious.
A fantastic compilation of this years activities. I love your quick witted replies to those morons AA, it really knocks them off balance.
Merry Christmas to all! 🎄🎅🦌🍷
Glad you hit 24k+ subs. Happy New Year.
Penelope Pitstop on a pink scooter 😂
It's the irony of being able to offer an empty and hollow "have a nice day " gets me every time 😂😂😂😂I may never sleep soundly again 😅😅😅😊
Thank you for your content absolutely brilliant 😎🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
That was bloody brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️💜💜💜💜💜💜
You can't help but hate them, ignorant, arrogant, incompetent, bullies who think they have the power to bully the public. No wonder more and more people hate them.
Thank you for the 20 hrs of effort, wish you all the best in 2025!!
That was brilliant, well done
Next funny one. "You're not my type".
They just can not comprehend their behaviour as being odd.
Very nicely highlighted.
You just show everyone - How important it is to film the police! Excellent work, you reveal all dirty power tripping tyrants!!! Keep do what you do - Have a wonderful new year and i wish you good health, happiness and a successful 2025. Much love from Sweden