I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Vape. The best teams have Xiangling. I want to play Bennett, Kazuha - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I pull on Standard for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this off-fielder ass passive" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Hu Tao and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to... I don't know, I have no problems, the point is: I can deal more damage with Staff of Homa." I can't pull Staff of Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Nice and spicy." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 69% of Hu Taos Vape's team damage. What a cruel world.
Wow. Truly wow. After watching this video to the end, I can confirm that my outlook on life has been altered positively. One could say that the benefits to be reaped from a birdy brid video are limitless. Infinite. Immeasurable. When one thinks of a birdy brid video, unquantifiable amounts of knowledge and philosophy surges through ones mind, as they are reminded from the precious lessons they learnt from these videos, gifted to us unconditionally. It's almost as if God himself bestowed these videos upon us, each compilation exponentially increasing in terms of quality. Every edit, every second, every noise Zy0x makes, never fails to disappoint. The day birdy brid stops uploading is the day I no longer wish for the world to exist. If these condensed stream videos are no longer being put out then the world should be put out.
Honestly Zyox is really good at the content creator game, like his youtube channel is very good for youtube audience(informative, funny) and his twitch is good for twitch audience(loud=funny). Idk if that makes sense🤔
omfg I don't have Jingliu and never watched her trailer because I wasn't interested. I didn't even do the story quest with her and Yanqing yet, but holy shit why does she sound like that? It doesn't fit her at all, like wtf? Anyway, zy0x is the best background noise for anything lmao thanks for these clips birdy brid.
" GEARED, GEARED, GEARED, Yunjin. GEARED, GEARED....."
2 BIRDY BRID VIDEOS IN 1 DAY
His sanity has to be at an all time low
I think he's asking for help
AM I IN HEAVEN??
these clip compilations are truly the heartbeat to my world!
The 2 ends to my banana
the toyota to my corolla
the cream to my pounding
a glaze to my donut
the icing to my cupcake
Birdy brid is the rice to our curry
our dear zy0x, the embodiment of "i dont know what an HD is but my doctor said i have 80 of them"
birdy staying up all night milking zy0x's content you gotta admire the dedication
milking? 👀
Ah yes, more zyox clips to eat dinner to until I laugh and choke on my food due to his silliness
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Vape. The best teams have Xiangling. I want to play Bennett, Kazuha - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I pull on Standard for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this off-fielder ass passive" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Hu Tao and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to... I don't know, I have no problems, the point is: I can deal more damage with Staff of Homa." I can't pull Staff of Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Nice and spicy." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 69% of Hu Taos Vape's team damage. What a cruel world.
genuinely relatable
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA, HOLY SHIT! I PEED MYSELF OUT OF LAUGHTER!
Relatable.
2 complations in 24 hours truely one of the clippers of all time
Wow. Truly wow. After watching this video to the end, I can confirm that my outlook on life has been altered positively. One could say that the benefits to be reaped from a birdy brid video are limitless. Infinite. Immeasurable. When one thinks of a birdy brid video, unquantifiable amounts of knowledge and philosophy surges through ones mind, as they are reminded from the precious lessons they learnt from these videos, gifted to us unconditionally. It's almost as if God himself bestowed these videos upon us, each compilation exponentially increasing in terms of quality. Every edit, every second, every noise Zy0x makes, never fails to disappoint. The day birdy brid stops uploading is the day I no longer wish for the world to exist. If these condensed stream videos are no longer being put out then the world should be put out.
😨
Happily munching on Jing Yuan's chess pieces now, thank you
Honestly Zyox is really good at the content creator game, like his youtube channel is very good for youtube audience(informative, funny) and his twitch is good for twitch audience(loud=funny).
Idk if that makes sense🤔
thanks for the uploads birdy you a real one
"today is a day among many days" this is how im gonna see life from now on to fight my raging anxiety 😂
the random ass pikmin noises lmao
2 VIDEOS IN ONE DAY WE KEEP WINNING
thank you for helping me eating jing yuan's chess pieces
I just came here to say this title is a masterpiece. I don't even watch Zy0x much, but this popping up in my recommended made my day.
these titles just get better and better
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FAVOURITE CHANNEL OF ALL TIMES UPLOADED 2 VIDS BACK TO BACK
That is certainly a title to a Zyox clip comp
Im so happy you returned
two zyox clip compilations, one birdy bird.
Is the second video a cry for help
This video made me feel like Cyno and Jing Yuan.
23:10 ph god oh god did u know that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum oh god
Truly an uplaoder o f all time
I heard someone say they miss the 2022 unhinged zy0x and wtf they talkin about zy0x still scares me to this day
2 birdy bird vids truly the day of all time
this man needs to be studied in a lab
*C E M E N*
10:11 Actually sounds like a fire beat ngl
19:05 Ayo what?
Why did he actually have a viable theory that kinda shook me
Birdy, blink twice if you need help
This video is the glaze to my donut
W title
Damn, birdy brid working overtime
geared doesnt sound like a word anymore.
he said the heartbeat of the world quote accurate but couldnt guess right.
i think i just got adhd from watching zyox Aware
"ok i need to pause this video" *the video pauses* HAHAHAAHAHAHA
yum, the chess pieces were delicious. thanks birdy brid, very kewl :)
tanks biryd
I play Herta T-T she’s not on my main team but she is built for simulated universe runs. Plus I like her play style lol
Wake up babe birdy new birdy vid
thank you for your service birdy brid
Oh wow ty for the constant food birdy O7
BIRDY ARE YOU DOING ALRIGHT
Geared is not a real word anymore
zyox is truly one of the streamers of all time
x2 condensation multiplier
I literally only need 8 artifacts to ensure everyone I use is geared.. lol what left to do when your bored ?
Birdy do you like pie
28:20 ayo new Pokemon cry leaks
10:42 that's all the "vermilion" right there
Wow thanks birdy mmm yum these chess pieces are so yummy slurp munch munch
Ah yes, second video in a day like glaze to my donut
common birdy bird massive W
Birdy brid are u ok?
TWO IN ONE DAY
NOWAYING Socks overdose
MORE BIRDY BRID!!
My dono made it into a birdy brid comp. Wow pog
Istg when i see yanfei i just think of birdy bird
Does anyone know what mic mister socks uses?
3:19 as a ganyu main this physically hurt me
Today is a good day
Yes speaking as someone with a thousand achievements Hangouts are good 👍
its always xiangling man
pog
Bro youtube said, " translate to English "
7:02 whar is that windglider what? i’ve never seen it
If xaio scaled on def his will be no1
14:13 “woa hooo i’m rosario”
pikmin
2 VIDEOS TODAY
LOL-
is this a call for help
THE DESCRIPTION HELLO?!?!?!
nom nom
omfg I don't have Jingliu and never watched her trailer because I wasn't interested. I didn't even do the story quest with her and Yanqing yet, but holy shit why does she sound like that? It doesn't fit her at all, like wtf? Anyway, zy0x is the best background noise for anything lmao thanks for these clips birdy brid.
where is that enemy with 3m hp?
what if it's not jing yuan's chess pieces im eating 😞😞😞
Pikmin
7:16
As a Herta main I’m offended 😊.
I know he did not just use primos to refresh his resin
15:24
Today is your birthday???😮
im the one who said they have 91% !! i got +ratio'd by mr zy0x
lu stress bang
what is the game he is talking about in 16:05? not a furry btw I just want to avoid the game in case I stumble across it
Zenless Zone Zero
truly a semen demon
7:15 what wing glider is this??
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