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  • @andrewfrancisco7325
    @andrewfrancisco7325 5 лет назад +2239

    Welp, I guess this proves it, the loch Ness Monster is a non-DNA based alien organism.

    • @Bonnierose9532
      @Bonnierose9532 5 лет назад +217

      How did you know it wasn't the aliens from Prometheus putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin eels gay!

    • @morgantherat
      @morgantherat 5 лет назад +24

      And not scaly.

    • @tomasvrabec1845
      @tomasvrabec1845 5 лет назад +94

      It's an alien homosexual barn owl

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 лет назад +51

      @@tomasvrabec1845
      that also uses frozen poop knives

    • @al145
      @al145 5 лет назад +21

      But is its skeleton gay? We must know, for science.

  • @ammitthedevourer7316
    @ammitthedevourer7316 4 года назад +996

    Why call two skeletons buried next to each other “lovers” or a “couple” when you can use the far superior and more socially ambiguous “dynamic duo?”

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble 3 года назад +64

      Good ring to it. Who were they? No one knows, only that they were epic

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 3 года назад +16

      The epic duo. Varsty and Moxxie, whenever they around, expect trouble. And they can make it double

    • @SapphicFromSpace
      @SapphicFromSpace 3 года назад +18

      This comment gives off strong Tumblr energy

    • @bibtebo
      @bibtebo 3 года назад +6

      This comment made me want to be a high school bully

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 года назад

      Well they didnt use the same type of poop! Needs to be fatty seal meat to be a real study!

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 5 лет назад +2325

    Dang.
    Trey found the poop knife.

  • @thecriticalcanadian
    @thecriticalcanadian 5 лет назад +402

    "Men who seem gay but are not"
    *Shows JOJO's*

  • @enochsadventures
    @enochsadventures 5 лет назад +301

    "we don't know" is one of the best scientific answers to an unknown.

    • @a.lampman2165
      @a.lampman2165 4 года назад +8

      It's one rung below a testable hypothesis, and one above a reasonable theory. Definitely cannot be overstated how good an answer that is.

    • @merlintym1928
      @merlintym1928 3 года назад

      It's not an answer tho

    • @sjuvanet
      @sjuvanet 3 года назад

      yikes dude your username is so cringe

    • @enochsadventures
      @enochsadventures 3 года назад +1

      @@sjuvanet blame Obama.

    • @SapphicFromSpace
      @SapphicFromSpace 3 года назад +1

      'ehh, we don't think so buuut, y'know how it is.'

  • @dakotaraptor5918
    @dakotaraptor5918 5 лет назад +418

    “We can identify ALMOST all species in an environment”
    Criptid enthusiasts: good enough for me

  • @iksarguards
    @iksarguards 5 лет назад +828

    “We live in an interesting time, my friends. There’s no more room for monsters. Say whatever you want about that. Poop knives.”
    Trey the Explainer

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 4 года назад +20

      No room for monsters anymore, exctinct since the invention of the poop knife. Scientists have just reinvented poop knives, beginning of an era I tell ya

    • @jeffreyroot7346
      @jeffreyroot7346 4 года назад +5

      I've seen monsters alright. They were all humans though.

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 4 года назад +2

      Space is conquered with this discovery
      Establishing humanity as the apex of the universe

  • @Lukronius
    @Lukronius 5 лет назад +1439

    Is it possible the skeletons of the “lovers” were actually barn owl skeletons?!?

    • @AuroraBorealis170
      @AuroraBorealis170 5 лет назад +20

      oh no

    • @KracklinDark
      @KracklinDark 5 лет назад +30

      Very possible

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 5 лет назад +1

      What?

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 5 лет назад +66

      the gabrielos ah, but you see, only barn owls can be gay. basking sharks are into baskets.

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 5 лет назад +9

      Is this some kind of meme?

  • @ramarromarrone
    @ramarromarrone 5 лет назад +122

    Hi Trey, Italian here. There's a transcription error in your translation from Italian to English at 10:12. Although it is true that some newspapers and websites presented the theory that they could have been lovers, the caption of the photo in the papers does not imply it. You see, in the caption it's written "inumati", which means "buried/inhumed", while in your google translate you wrote "innamorati", which means "Lovers". A more accurate translation of the caption would be: "Fig.1-Modena, Viale Ciro Menotti. The couple of inhumeds (it's a plural noun in the Italian phrase. I figured that translating it in "buried couple" would have given a more romantic note that to me seems as isn't implied)hand in hand at the time of discovery ". Hope this helps, keep up the good work man

  • @rianantony
    @rianantony 4 года назад +146

    "Wanna get burried together?"
    Bro, Dude, 2BC

  • @MAFDOMiNUS
    @MAFDOMiNUS 5 лет назад +685

    Nessie was actually a Basking Shark with a neck disorder.

    • @nly
      @nly 5 лет назад +23

      'neck disorder'

    • @particlegaming1534
      @particlegaming1534 5 лет назад +13

      Nessie had nerd neck

    • @mectrom
      @mectrom 5 лет назад +11

      And here I thought that Nessy was one of the rare Sea Girafs.

    • @gaylordpantamime
      @gaylordpantamime 5 лет назад

      Jussie

    • @jimmybond148
      @jimmybond148 5 лет назад +5

      No it was a neck disorder with a basking shark.

  • @deathbyseatoast8854
    @deathbyseatoast8854 5 лет назад +1082

    Science is what will allow humanity to progress!
    Scientist: PoOp KnIfE

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 лет назад +17

      Well i am a 'Scientist' and we do stuff like poop knives all the time! But we just used chocolate cuz we aren't that stupid

    • @jesusmora9379
      @jesusmora9379 5 лет назад +22

      it will save a lot of lives. imagine the idiots making their own shit knives in a survival situation, that will never happen now.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +6

      What you don't know is that the poop knife study accidentally led to the discovery of the stimulated emission of radiation

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 4 года назад

      Stabbed to shits in smelly glory.

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 3 года назад

      @@fressejetzt840 so no poop knives?

  • @WarriorWildhead1337
    @WarriorWildhead1337 5 лет назад +784

    Imagine people with doctorates trying to shank things with their poopie

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 5 лет назад +34

      Unfortunately I can imagine that way too easily.

    • @galloe8933
      @galloe8933 5 лет назад +23

      Now we don't have to imagine it anymore! For me, it had always been a matter of trying NOT to imagine people with doctorates trying to shank things with poopies but now it's a real thing. Glory be to the great and mystical Barn Owl!

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 5 лет назад +2

      Me when I finally finish college

    • @dik4316
      @dik4316 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine that some people are doing it for free, instead.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 лет назад

      Why would they even want to know this? How out of touch with reality do you have to be to not know this is bullshit?

  • @maldambao6126
    @maldambao6126 5 лет назад +1065

    Two skeletons buried in an embrace: "They were, without a doubt, a couple."
    Both skeletons turns out to be male: "Actually we shouldn't jump into conclusions..."

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 5 лет назад +70

      Mostly because at the time and in the area they where buried in male homosexuality was a crime.

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 5 лет назад +27

      Aquila back then? nah

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +92

      its statistically improbable that they were homosexual, despite what modern media would have you believe the overwhelming majority of men are heterosexual. Furthermore, it seems a lot of people (particularly women) don't understand the strength and depth of bonds of brotherhood, particularly those forged in times of great violence. It's a familial relationship, not a sexual one. I think women's lack of understanding is best exemplified by the tumblerina and slash shipping crowd, whose pairings are disgusting to an outside observer, not because they are homosexual, but because they violate and pervert a preestablished familial bond.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +45

      @@rokukou yes, that was during the christian roman empire, and even before during pagan times homosexual relationships were only permitted in the context of casual sexual engagement between a mentor and young student, or between a citizen and slave.

    • @maldambao6126
      @maldambao6126 4 года назад +135

      @@aceambling7685 ok boomer

  • @nfc598
    @nfc598 4 года назад +73

    "We're going to have flying cars in the future!"
    Scientists: I froze my poo poo

  • @TurboJesus
    @TurboJesus 5 лет назад +315

    You missed the opportunity to say “tools made of stools” @ 6:10 and I couldn’t be more disappointed...

    • @kathyorourke9273
      @kathyorourke9273 5 лет назад +7

      Jesus Reyes he certainly did! You astute human you!

    • @Tuttomenui
      @Tuttomenui 5 лет назад +7

      Assault Scat.

    • @RavenIsAnArtist
      @RavenIsAnArtist 5 лет назад +7

      Well, if he has to do a story about ancestors drawing with poop he can say *"Graffeces"*
      Graffiti + Feces

    • @tkat6442
      @tkat6442 5 лет назад +2

      Failed attempts to elude airport security.

    • @GodOfTheft
      @GodOfTheft 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah

  • @Atanar89
    @Atanar89 5 лет назад +699

    How much barn owl DNA did they find though?

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 5 лет назад +72

      The study was a cover up, as it turns out from leaks of the true contents of the study, a whooping total of *100%* of the DNA tested was, in fact, from Barn owls.

    • @gearheartknivesoutdoor2166
      @gearheartknivesoutdoor2166 5 лет назад +40

      It was 50/50 Barn owl and Basking shark!

    • @Spacewizzard090
      @Spacewizzard090 5 лет назад +8

      Literally tons of it, nothing but mothmans in Loch Ness!

    • @intetx
      @intetx 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe they found an iron beak as well

    • @Duncan23
      @Duncan23 5 лет назад +12

      It's a barn owl riding an eel. Its basically confirmed at this point

  • @DigGil3
    @DigGil3 5 лет назад +398

    Ah yes, the basking barn eel. Easy to confuse...

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 4 года назад +13

      "...basking barn eel."
      You win!

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 3 года назад +3

      e.l wallace. El. Eel

  • @TrollBot.
    @TrollBot. 5 лет назад +96

    They need to take that eDNA to the Congo!!!! Where them dinosaurs at!!!???

    • @joeb8935
      @joeb8935 4 года назад +14

      O h god that would be hell to sift through with jungle biodiversity

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 месяца назад

      @@joeb8935 along the way they'd probably discover a couple dozen new species.

  • @rambu3013
    @rambu3013 5 лет назад +380

    *Loch ness, poop knife, and gay skeletons*
    Yap these sounds like a JOJO

  • @hoolieish
    @hoolieish 5 лет назад +253

    "Your scientists were so busy wondering if they could, they never stopped to think if they should."

    • @exlibrisas
      @exlibrisas 5 лет назад +12

      - Ian Malcolm.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад +6

      Well at least it's not prehistoric reptiles this time.

    • @budgetlifter
      @budgetlifter 5 лет назад +3

      I thought he was referring to crazy straws? A menace to society

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 2 года назад

      Definitely applies to poop knives.

  • @exlibrisas
    @exlibrisas 5 лет назад +335

    I always say: scientists are the beacon of light in this dark world.
    Meanwhile scientists: poop knife.

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 5 лет назад +18

      Well, they did shed light to the question of using fecal matter as tools.

  • @DudenheimerPLUS
    @DudenheimerPLUS 5 лет назад +231

    Trey: two brothers skeletons found in Italy
    Me: Proof Mario and Luigi really existed!?!

    • @ulyt16
      @ulyt16 4 года назад +1

      DudenheimerPLUS proof that browser exist

  • @PaleoRAS
    @PaleoRAS 5 лет назад +81

    5:38 "Can I look now?"
    "No."
    "C'mon guys where are we going?"

  • @jameslomax8297
    @jameslomax8297 4 года назад +34

    "We live in an interesting time, my friends, where there is no more room for monsters. Say whatever you want about that."
    POOP KNIVES

  • @superjmanm7393
    @superjmanm7393 5 лет назад +396

    This video is bunk, what do you mean i can’t use my poop to make a good knife

    • @trisarathops
      @trisarathops 5 лет назад +15

      There’s a Japanese channel where a guy makes knives out of weird stuff, they coulda just asked him. He probs would have succeeded smh

    • @Aconitum_napellus
      @Aconitum_napellus 5 лет назад

      The quality of your faeces may garner different results. I suggest you perform your own experimentations.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 лет назад

      Trisarathops Kiwami Japan. An oddly fascinating channel

  • @gwynedd8179
    @gwynedd8179 5 лет назад +319

    I like that your example of a human is Karl Pilkington

    • @TREYtheExplainer
      @TREYtheExplainer 5 лет назад +52

      I used Stephen Merchant in one video XD

    • @gabewrsewell
      @gabewrsewell 5 лет назад +8

      'ed like a fookin orange

    • @LoneBerseker
      @LoneBerseker 5 лет назад +4

      TREY the Explainer
      Karl: man moth?!
      Ricky: no...mammoth...

    • @Aconitum_napellus
      @Aconitum_napellus 5 лет назад

      I didn't know Karl Pilkington lived in Loch Ness.

  • @miguelfrancescohogar7501
    @miguelfrancescohogar7501 5 лет назад +297

    When Trey makes fun of Ancient Aliens, it becomes a good day

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 лет назад +36

    10/10 for use of Jojo pictures when discussing the caressing of manly men

  • @TealCheetah
    @TealCheetah 4 года назад +36

    "Oh my god, they were room mates!"

  • @littledreamerrem7021
    @littledreamerrem7021 5 лет назад +198

    Poop knives, gay skeletons, and Nessie.
    Best. Video. Ever.

  • @WintrBorn
    @WintrBorn 5 лет назад +131

    The media not reporting science well? I’m shocked!
    I’m not shocked.

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 5 лет назад +286

    Any plans to bring Paleo Profile back?

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 5 лет назад +59

      Maybe paleo profile can be on paleo profile

    • @SadSpectacle1
      @SadSpectacle1 5 лет назад +23

      I wish he would do another installment. His presentation style is amazing.

    • @egemenozcelik7494
      @egemenozcelik7494 5 лет назад +7

      @@papakarrbear3767 B I G T H O N K

    • @collinharris4848
      @collinharris4848 5 лет назад +6

      Let him do what he wishes. He's working on the megalania paleo profile and maybe more.

    • @JacquesOF
      @JacquesOF 5 лет назад +3

      I miss that segment

  • @briggasnax8575
    @briggasnax8575 5 лет назад +38

    *PLEASE* do an episode accessing the biology of the creatures in the Dark Crystal!

  • @ScionStorm1
    @ScionStorm1 5 лет назад +11

    "Dude, your knife is shit!"
    "Yes, that is correct."

  • @Bored-Cat-Child
    @Bored-Cat-Child 5 лет назад +172

    Did anyone else think of that japanese channel that makes knives out of everything..?

    • @jonkomatsu8192
      @jonkomatsu8192 5 лет назад +3

      Funny, I did as well. Hah!

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 5 лет назад +8

      Well apparently he can't make a knife out of poop

    • @garchompy_1561
      @garchompy_1561 5 лет назад +21

      @@cv4809 dont tempt him or he'll fuckin try

    • @emilywood3680
      @emilywood3680 5 лет назад +2

      @@cv4809 well, not out of frozen poop anyway...

    • @heydaddy2471
      @heydaddy2471 5 лет назад +2

      @@cv4809 it is not impossible tho, just imagine making knife with pasta, you can make knife with poop especially cattle poop or elephant poop which are half digested

  • @ZeAndy2806
    @ZeAndy2806 5 лет назад +329

    Man and woman found 50 feet apart : "Truly a snapshot of ancient love."
    Same sex couple found, one with a fist in their butt : "Aww friends being buds."

    • @hellokevan7782
      @hellokevan7782 5 лет назад +5

      Miss Terry Bawks yeah because it’s gay

    • @mirandagoldstine8548
      @mirandagoldstine8548 5 лет назад +29

      I ship the lovers of Modena. You can’t convince me otherwise.

    • @ZeAndy2806
      @ZeAndy2806 5 лет назад +19

      @@mirandagoldstine8548 OTP from the BCE

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 лет назад +6

      *_Show me one time that first thing happened_*

    • @maskedmessenger1499
      @maskedmessenger1499 5 лет назад +4

      You Sir just made laugh for like 5 minutes straight. Thank you very much.

  • @pardoffski9709
    @pardoffski9709 5 лет назад +133

    Imagine, Vento Aureo, but instead of Risotto putting razor blades into Doppio, he put poop knives into him

  • @dracocrusher
    @dracocrusher 5 лет назад +9

    Was recently watching some of Trey's older videos and man has he come a long way as far as speaking goes! Like I remember back in his Lovecraft episode when it was actually hard to make out what he was saying and he's so clear and professional sounding now, it's kind-of nuts the guy's improved this much!

  • @frodobaggins6684
    @frodobaggins6684 5 лет назад +72

    "TAKE THAT ANCIENT ALIENS"
    Thank you for that.

    • @brdon2099
      @brdon2099 4 года назад +4

      Frodo where are u

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 месяца назад

      Okay, now I have a silly idea.
      What if there were aliens. But they didn't try to uplift humanity. It was just a bunch of teens on a drunken joyride doing silly stuff. Like throwing giant fish into lakes, putting weird graffiti in tombs, drifting over mountains, and such. No long term plan, just a bunch of idiots having a laugh.

  • @asapaints
    @asapaints 5 лет назад +37

    your little chuckle after the “ba-dum-tiss” sound effect was super cute

  • @chistinelane
    @chistinelane 5 лет назад +71

    "While you studied e-DNA, I studied the blade"

  • @dumoulin11
    @dumoulin11 5 лет назад +86

    I greatly appreciate your nuanced take on the 2 skeletons. I was a little wary at first, I must admit, but your take on this subject was thoughtful and respectful. Thank you for that.

  • @angelolorilla2050
    @angelolorilla2050 5 лет назад +57

    Seeing a JoJo reference for Risotto at 7:59 Giorno and Gold Experience pose at 11:09 and some other reference at 13:20
    **you just gained a new subscriber fam**

    • @ulyt16
      @ulyt16 4 года назад

      The Anti-Social Teitoku a fellow jobro

  • @warhammer3012
    @warhammer3012 5 лет назад +30

    1850: I bet we'll have flying ca...
    2019: POOP KNIVES!

    • @nito2032
      @nito2032 4 года назад +1

      2020: ...

    • @aste4949
      @aste4949 4 года назад +1

      Well TBF the knives didn't work either. Maybe poop-powered flying car is the next step?

    • @derpherp1810
      @derpherp1810 3 года назад

      are you mad? are you autistic? are you absolutely bonkers? IN THE 1850's CARS DIDN"T EVEN EXIST YE DUM CUNT!! now 1885 hmmmmm maybe people thought about that.

    • @Mirhaus
      @Mirhaus 3 года назад

      @@derpherp1810 He didn't finish the line, perhaps the 1850s folks were daydreaming about "flying carriages"?

  • @KittyBoom360
    @KittyBoom360 5 лет назад +53

    Honestly, I would count a giant eel as being the "monster" and a win maybe too in that regard.

  • @zinc_u6050
    @zinc_u6050 5 лет назад +282

    Lock ness monster = Big f@cking eel, nice

    • @Annimations
      @Annimations 5 лет назад +1

      Catch the eel

    • @tobieeck9676
      @tobieeck9676 5 лет назад +2

      Eeeellll, kill it, kill it with fire. Eels scare the sh*t out of me.

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 5 лет назад +12

      @@tobieeck9676
      Sweet, you can use that shit that was scared out of you, to make a knife to kill the Eel

    • @jimbratton7467
      @jimbratton7467 5 лет назад

      Terrifying we need Jeremy wade !!!

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 5 лет назад +2

      *KILL IT WITH THE POOP KNIFE*

  • @oiartsun
    @oiartsun 5 лет назад +139

    "leaving only streaks"
    ew

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +67

    "Death of cryptids"
    As if the belief in cryptids finds it's roots in logic and facts as opposed to a desperation to believe in *anything* that makes the world interesting.

    • @mastercontrO
      @mastercontrO 5 лет назад +5

      My guy it is very Arrogant to believe that humanity understands everything and has been to every place on the earth. Also tell me how do you even begin to test the paranormal?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +10

      abdul doumbia It’s not that we understand everything and have explored everywhere, it’s simply that we’ve developed the technology to debunk the “””U N E X P L A I N E D”””

    • @mastercontrO
      @mastercontrO 5 лет назад +1

      @@purplehaze2358 And what technology would that be? Who owns that technology? And how does it explain the unexplained?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +8

      abdul doumbia He quite literally mentioned it in the video...
      I think I just had the realization that you might not have watched it.

    • @leonardocorsaro5835
      @leonardocorsaro5835 4 года назад +6

      Dr Bright add “commenting on RUclips videos” to the list of stuff Dr Bright isn’t allowed to do in the Foundation I guess

  • @eertikrux666
    @eertikrux666 4 года назад +13

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Skeletons: _Every time I close my eyes_

  • @theanonymous8494
    @theanonymous8494 5 лет назад +28

    Love the video. The idea of Eels being the suppose Loch Ness Monster is something that makes hell of a lot of sense.

    • @VM-hl8ms
      @VM-hl8ms 5 лет назад +5

      now i wonder what was the largest eel ever caught there.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 лет назад +1

      One that also made sense to me was the suggestion, that people saw circus elephants being bathed in the loc and mistook them for Nessie, seeing how many people are not aware that elephants can be great swimmers and lift their trunks out of the water like a snorkel (with the top of its head being exposed sometimes as well).

  • @Chaosrunepownage
    @Chaosrunepownage 5 лет назад +58

    1950: Scientists will invent flying cars!
    2019: Poop knife research published in reputable journal.
    (I know this is an apples-to-oranges comparison but this was too good of a chance to use this dead meme)

    • @ljgarrison6910
      @ljgarrison6910 4 года назад +1

      And you ruined it with the comment, sad times.

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 5 лет назад +123

    I guess the skeletons never got to get out of the closet

    • @Bonnierose9532
      @Bonnierose9532 5 лет назад +7

      Their closets just got turned 90 degrees

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 5 лет назад +3

      They probably eroded into stardust

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 лет назад +2

      'Bury your gays' trope intensifies

  • @rakeantl6730
    @rakeantl6730 4 года назад +27

    Archeologist, found her husband having sex with other men: what are you doing?
    Husband: i can explain, we're just close friend
    Archeologist: oh ok cool

  • @cadence4527
    @cadence4527 5 лет назад +31

    What temperature was the room when they used the “poop knives” to cut the hide?

    • @derekk.2263
      @derekk.2263 4 года назад +5

      My question as well.

    • @584PW1K
      @584PW1K 4 года назад +18

      Lol, alive dog is anyway hotter then skin of dead pig... so I guess "in real situation " it will melt even faster, + you have to cut through the dog fur... poop knives - shitty idea dude

    • @katatat2030
      @katatat2030 2 года назад

      @@584PW1K true. You'd want to replicate as many variables as possible, right, so maybe they should have done it in a cold room and the right kind of meat. What they did does tell us some things though

  • @luco5769
    @luco5769 5 лет назад +143

    Us: They're lovers!
    Skeletons: *are both men*
    Us: lol what's love? Bros forever

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 2 года назад +1

      There were most probably not gay

  • @cryptozoologistinvestigato6964
    @cryptozoologistinvestigato6964 5 лет назад +100

    There was some underwater footage of the loch that was released recently and it was of a large eel approximately 6-9 feet long

    • @thenumbah1birdman
      @thenumbah1birdman 5 лет назад +10

      You have a link? I wanna see that

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 5 лет назад +5

      cryptozoologist investigator if it was an eel it wasn’t the Loch Ness. Not to mention this just seems like a way to simplify the belief and make it more believable

    • @Gwap97
      @Gwap97 5 лет назад

      Linkkkkk

    • @crazyscottishboi3822
      @crazyscottishboi3822 5 лет назад +12

      Ha 6-9

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 5 лет назад +16

      @@znightowlz6585 So you're gonna ignore the eDNA evidence?

  • @TheNightmareRider
    @TheNightmareRider 5 лет назад +96

    I really appreciate how Trey acknowledges both erasure of non-straight people from history due to existing cultural biases, and also how those same biases can lead us to reading romance when the evidence for one isn't crystal clear. This is the kind of science content I love to see, not taking potshots at "SJWs" everytime someone is slightly wrong about something LGBTQIA+ related. Good job :).

    • @the7045
      @the7045 5 лет назад +1

      Mystic Mind Analysis Agreed.

    • @Derpetteful
      @Derpetteful 5 лет назад +6

      Trey is wholesome scientific content

    • @NieroshaiTheSable
      @NieroshaiTheSable 2 года назад +2

      Just remember that the only reason it's even a question is because if one was a woman, there would be zero reason to doubt they were romantic. Even if they were related.

  • @williamwebb580
    @williamwebb580 3 года назад +6

    Nobody:
    Anthropologists: *I call it the **_Shitshank._*

  • @AlbinoAxolotl
    @AlbinoAxolotl 5 лет назад +2

    I LOVE these science stories! You should do these more often.

  • @_robustus_
    @_robustus_ 5 лет назад +109

    The Venus figurines prove the existence of ancient chubby chasers.

    • @parallaxnick637
      @parallaxnick637 5 лет назад +17

      Being chubby was a good thing back then; it meant you were well-fed, which meant that you had dependable access to food.

    • @silvergarcia9897
      @silvergarcia9897 5 лет назад +3

      @@parallaxnick637 which meant you were likely wealthy, right?

    • @parallaxnick637
      @parallaxnick637 5 лет назад +11

      @@silvergarcia9897 "Wealth" isn't really a thing in hunter gatherer societies. You need civilizations for that.

    • @silvergarcia9897
      @silvergarcia9897 5 лет назад +1

      @@parallaxnick637 Oh I thought we were still talking about Roman times

    • @_robustus_
      @_robustus_ 5 лет назад +4

      silver garcia
      No. Those figurines are stone age.

  • @optillian4182
    @optillian4182 5 лет назад +100

    Nobody:
    Scientists: *_P O O P K N I F E_*

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 5 лет назад +23

    OK: when I saw "poop knife", my mind went totally another direction, and I thought, *WTF?*
    There was an article on weird habits some people have; including a household where there was a designated "poop knife", to cut up oversized turds so they could be flushed:
    *"Honey, where's the poop knife?"* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hellofriends2360
      @hellofriends2360 4 года назад +14

      "Article"
      You mean reddit post

    • @CraftyVegan
      @CraftyVegan 4 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing, like it was gonna be a camping tool or something

  • @DyxoXinoro
    @DyxoXinoro 5 лет назад +104

    >Theres a chance they aren't gay
    >Shows GioGio of all things
    >Ends by singing Mandom
    Okay Trey, what's your agenda here?

    • @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881
      @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 4 года назад +5

      He coming out maybe

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 года назад +3

      @@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 Ah yes, because one cannot reference _the gay_ without being _the gay._

    • @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881
      @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 3 года назад +2

      @@11Survivor oh yes, cause i did a gay joke that *MUST* mean i hate gays, lay off snowflake

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 года назад

      @@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 I am confused as to how you reached the conclusion I was saying you hated gays??

    • @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881
      @commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 3 года назад +2

      @@11Survivor cause of your reaction of prior comment, i want to snuff that train of thought out before your mention it, and give me a headache, cause thats how it usually goes

  • @neptune8645
    @neptune8645 4 года назад

    Trey...your videos are endlessly entertaining. but something about them helps me to sleep. I have seen all of your videos, & whenever I can’t sleep, I go back to a random one and I fall asleep within a few minutes. cheers bro

  • @utahraptor4729874
    @utahraptor4729874 5 лет назад +28

    You should do a detailed debunking of Ancient Aliens...

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 5 лет назад +12

      With the speed Trey produces videos, he would end up being an ancient alien the time it would be released.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 лет назад

      I would love to see that

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 лет назад +1

      @@Boltscrap **wheeze**

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 5 лет назад +1

      Alien sightings in general. Especially the corn circle bullshit.

    • @corrinnaangel
      @corrinnaangel 5 лет назад

      GopnikRaptor I agree

  • @falagnone
    @falagnone 5 лет назад +59

    Trey: Hand holding, kissing, etc are considered to indicate a romantic relationship to our modern society, but it's not always the case.
    Also Trey: *shows Squalo and Tiziano as an example that it doesn't mean anything*
    (Oh, and I was really excited for the Loch Ness update since last time. Amazing video as always, owl man.)

    • @TREYtheExplainer
      @TREYtheExplainer 5 лет назад +25

      Falagnone I also wanted to have an excuse to use JoJo panels ;)
      There are definitely a bunch of heavily and not so heavily implied homosexual relationships in Jojo:
      -Pucci and Dio
      -Secco and Cioccolata
      -Squalo and Tiziano
      -Gelato and Sorbet
      -Giorno and Mista(?)
      -Doppio and Diavolo(?)

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 5 лет назад +4

      @@TREYtheExplainer You mean Diavolo is gay for himself?

    • @TREYtheExplainer
      @TREYtheExplainer 5 лет назад +11

      Optillian I don’t know I kinda got a weird flirty vibe from Diavolo
      He straight up calls Doppio “HIS cute little doppio” at one point which is pretty much the same language one uses with a romantic partner
      Part 5 is filled with the repetition of a male-male villain pair motif that has somewhat homosexual undertones

    • @falagnone
      @falagnone 5 лет назад +1

      @@TREYtheExplainer Araki pretty much confirmed in an interview that DIO is bisexual, and with the super tense bed scene, I also believe the Pucci thing is basically canon.
      (Also, there is an openly bi character in part 7, which really opened some possibilities on the "Gay or European" debate.)

    • @TREYtheExplainer
      @TREYtheExplainer 5 лет назад +2

      Falagnone thank you by the way! Happy you enjoyed it :D

  • @AlexTalArt
    @AlexTalArt 5 лет назад +2

    i know cryptids are probably mostly not real but that will never stop me from enjoying them and the stories

  • @erivida64
    @erivida64 3 года назад +6

    Ah yes, the Sailor Moon approach, yes, they're "cousins."

  • @frithiofmauritzson7479
    @frithiofmauritzson7479 5 лет назад +102

    Is everyone just going to ignore the jojo references in this beautiful video?

    • @bobzilla0914
      @bobzilla0914 5 лет назад +8

      I acknowledge it! Well done sneaking that one in!! Lol

    • @ratsofftoya
      @ratsofftoya 5 лет назад +2

      God I hope so

    • @adeade3978
      @adeade3978 5 лет назад +8

      this whole video was a huge Jojo reference

    • @oliverjohnson1471
      @oliverjohnson1471 5 лет назад +5

      This isn’t the first time, he had Diavolo in one of his videos

    • @soulthesassyassassin3616
      @soulthesassyassassin3616 5 лет назад +1

      Oliver Johnson which one

  • @1810jeff
    @1810jeff 5 лет назад +37

    Kinda odd how they only detected 11 species of fish in such a large lake it must be a lake that lacks biodiversity

    • @nolamo1496
      @nolamo1496 5 лет назад +12

      1810 Jeff lakes lack the bio diversity that oceans do.

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 5 лет назад +31

      It's a fairly deep and cold lake. A shallow lake with more aquatic plant life would offer better environment for fishes, they need to eat too you know.

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 лет назад +1

      @@25k135 stfu there is no monster down there! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

    • @derekk.2263
      @derekk.2263 4 года назад +3

      I dunno, how many species do lakes normally have? Maybe it's normal.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 4 года назад +3

      Idk even in some American lakes you can only catch something like 3-5 species each of bass, gar, sunfish/crappie, and catfish/carp.

  • @masterq9761
    @masterq9761 5 лет назад +32

    You should make a video about the evolutionary history of the creatures in Subnautica

    • @silvergarcia9897
      @silvergarcia9897 5 лет назад +2

      Omg yesss I've never played but I loved his video on the speculative biology of Avatar

    • @dirandrous7682
      @dirandrous7682 5 лет назад +3

      How about Monster Hunter?

    • @maty3950
      @maty3950 5 лет назад +2

      He probably already saw the comment on the Avatar vid, the subnautica video may take some time to do so let's enjoy this other videos meanwhile

  • @Krabnut
    @Krabnut 5 лет назад +2

    Best birthday gift ever, new TREY video

  • @willowwhisp3550
    @willowwhisp3550 4 года назад +3

    “So, what kind of advancements in archaeology could we make today?”
    “poop knife.”

  • @sandrojones8068
    @sandrojones8068 5 лет назад +157

    14:10 Why not all at the same time?
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @aliwahab1255
      @aliwahab1255 5 лет назад +15

      I mean incest back then was pretty common when you think about it

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 5 лет назад +12

      @@aliwahab1255 all was Alabama back then

    • @ellasilva4576
      @ellasilva4576 5 лет назад

      You are mistaken. New York is the incest capital. Google it.They don't even have laws against it like Alabama does.

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 5 лет назад

      @@ellasilva4576 If you need a law for it, then it has to be common all im saying.

    • @ellasilva4576
      @ellasilva4576 5 лет назад +1

      @@sandrojones8068 No, what I am saying is site the proven area of highest incidents of incest. Which is New York, not Alabama. Also that New York still allows that behavior by not adopting laws to curb that activity.

  • @contrarianduude3463
    @contrarianduude3463 5 лет назад +20

    me: Oh crap where did I leave my knife?
    An archeologist: You have a crap knife?

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 5 лет назад +11

    "With the authors of the study suggesting they were brothers, cousins, or relatives"
    *Alabama Intensifies*

  • @anthropotron
    @anthropotron 4 года назад

    The more videos I watch of yours, the fonder I grow!!! Thank you for covering these topics :) I learn a lot and enjoy your humor.

  • @leonfdawson
    @leonfdawson 5 лет назад +1

    Your speech has improved a lot. Thanks for the great video.

  • @ironmark8975
    @ironmark8975 5 лет назад +16

    The Transition to fecal tools was way too much of a shock for me man...

  • @davidlupu1063
    @davidlupu1063 5 лет назад +34

    So they ended up with a stinky lab and some skid chicharron

    • @adeade3978
      @adeade3978 5 лет назад

      They ruined the chicharrón =C

    • @robertoortega235
      @robertoortega235 5 лет назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Zach0451
    @Zach0451 5 лет назад +21

    They say you should get a college degree, yet people out there testing poop knives

  • @evinalesca7830
    @evinalesca7830 3 года назад +2

    I remember my dyslexic husband reading the poop knife story to me when it was in the news, but he said 'human faces', so I was VERY confused until half way through the story I interrupted to ask 'does it not say feces?'. The 'oh... that makes more sense' that followed was so funny to me.

  • @CooperHudgins
    @CooperHudgins Год назад +1

    8:52 I’ve been watching your videos for a while and that bit really surprised me😂

  • @lucasbjerg6786
    @lucasbjerg6786 5 лет назад +26

    "Shitty knives" I am not proud of you...

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 5 лет назад +13

    "so what did you do today?"
    "Well we made a breakthrough in our measles research. I think we can find a viable cure in a few years. What about you?"
    "Well..."
    *Proceeds to win the Nobel Prize for knife research*

    • @joeb8935
      @joeb8935 4 года назад

      Matthew Lee it will probably get an ig nobel prize

  • @samuraijackoff5354
    @samuraijackoff5354 5 лет назад +29

    Does find Lock ness DNA.
    But finds Eel DNA...
    *Jojo Mysterious music*

  • @paynt3770
    @paynt3770 5 лет назад +1

    trey's jokes are what makes his long wait times for videos worth it

  • @benbrooks566
    @benbrooks566 5 лет назад +5

    Archaeologist’s Assistant: Sir, DNA results just came back
    Archaeologist: oooh, what are we gonna find out about our two lovers
    Archaeologist’s Assistant: turns out they’re both male
    Archaeologist: WELL IM SURE THEY SAID NO HOMO FIRST LETS NOT JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

  • @captnconfusion280
    @captnconfusion280 5 лет назад +8

    I saw the skeleton story on twitter and not gonna lie, i was really upset by the press basically retconning the romantic relationship just because of the skeleton's gender. This video has given me a lot more insight tho, thank you for making it!

  • @projectzs
    @projectzs 5 лет назад +15

    7:59 ayyy my sweet boy Doppio
    Gotta love when JoJo references come from the most obscure places like this channel,
    Arigato Trey.

    • @soulthesassyassassin3616
      @soulthesassyassassin3616 5 лет назад +1

      Yes especially if it involves best boy

    • @boianko
      @boianko 5 лет назад +2

      Oh Doppio. My cute little Doppio...

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +2

      *Arigato*
      oof, you went full weeb, never go full weeb

    • @noobteam759
      @noobteam759 3 года назад

      IT G MA! ARIGATO! 😎😎👍

  • @2000mAh
    @2000mAh 5 лет назад +11

    "Hey, TREY uploaded another video! Nice, lets grab some food and watch it." ... I should've read the title more carefully.

  • @dedbaka
    @dedbaka 2 месяца назад +1

    sometimes, I just listen to your videos while driving, but this time, I watched it, and now I wonder how many jokes I've missed in the past lol.

  • @Lea-np8rs
    @Lea-np8rs 5 лет назад

    Omg i‘m so glad I found your channel. I found it as I searched for „over the garden wall“ theories after trying to find a theory myself xD
    You mentioned you are doing paleontology videos and I was like „hold on I LOVE PALEONTOLOGY“ it’s perfect. Cartoons and archaeology/paleontology. Just everything that is SO SO interesting to me o:
    I‘m definitely looking forward all the videos that you‘ll be doing hehe

  • @NikoNyman05
    @NikoNyman05 5 лет назад +40

    7:59 *IS THAT A MOTHERF@CKING JOJO REFERENCE?!*
    13:21-13:29 more jojo references?!

    • @hailgiratinathetruegod7564
      @hailgiratinathetruegod7564 5 лет назад +10

      Yes,yes,yes

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 5 лет назад +6

      Yes, yes, yes oh my gaahhdd....

    • @NikoNyman05
      @NikoNyman05 5 лет назад +4

      @@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 YES YES YES
      *YES*

    • @NikoNyman05
      @NikoNyman05 5 лет назад +2

      @@Squishito *_YES_*

    • @lizardweedzard4495
      @lizardweedzard4495 5 лет назад +3

      Don't forget 18:28 is Lovers Of The World and Mandom is referenced by Araki in part 8 with Ringo Roadagain

  • @andrewp8284
    @andrewp8284 5 лет назад +5

    People in 1980: researchers in 2019 will cure cancer and develop cyborg and flying car technology.
    Researchers in 2019: our literal shit can’t cut for shit.

  • @andreagullo1700
    @andreagullo1700 5 лет назад +20

    I'm Italian, the accent is on the first "O", so you can pronounce it Mòdena. ;-)

  • @TheChefCain
    @TheChefCain 5 лет назад +1

    Just found this channel. You’re like 3blue1brown of anthropology and paleontology, I like it

  • @nickpanciuk1965
    @nickpanciuk1965 5 лет назад

    I like that you’re slowly adding more humour to your videos.

  • @ediskey
    @ediskey 5 лет назад +13

    If cryptids are dead, is there no hope of a new Cryptid zoology vid from Trey...?