Nooo! He's a clinger! Lol. A gentlemen would go home, it's over, goodbye! I need to let out the ladylike fart I've been holding in, take myself a shower and a nap. 😅😅😅
I'll admit, body pillows are not just for weebs. I actually live in a long distance relationship so so I made a home made body pillow out of blankets since after months of wanting to cuddle up with her I made it so I could at least in spirit hold her in my arms. It actually now helps me sleep where It makes me feel less alone and feel safer. I don't want anime, I don't have a print painted on it, it's literally just a body pillow I use to help deal with the troubles of a long distance relationship. So I would say let's not judge body pillows too heavily anymore, just judge the 20 thousand people who legally married Hatsune Miku.
Whoa 😮 I've never imagined a lizard expressing such love to a sock. I hope y'all were not watching this in bed tho 😅it would leave some of us holding our pillows lol
@@smugface3563 No, he was definitely mating. The beard turns black during and a little after mating, or when a beardie is h*rny. You can see clearly in one of the clips the beard is black. Edit: capitalization
Theres two different socks showing so he disloyal like the rest of em hahah ! One of them had a white band and one in another clip was like a pink band
The last thing I expected to see today was a lizard having intimate relations with a sock.
😂
Or waiting for it to come out the dryer.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
1. Wake up
2. violate sock
3. Sleep
4. Repeat
😂😂😂💀💀💀
It's true love, they cuddle afterwards
WVSR
Life good
Had the damn thing in his mouth like a binky. That’s true love and he would be sick without that sock 🤣
The fact that a lizard starting violating the sock, cuddles with it, and watches it get clean made me die 😂😂
no replies? lemme fix that.
I didn't expect that when I saw thjs😂
SAME 💀
Bro explained everything in the video😭😂
That's males
Bro found it, violated it, washed it, slept with it, violated it AGAIN, and slept with it, way too accurate 😭🙏
Toxic Relationship lol
@@Into_The_Unknown_Galaxyhow
He’s not just a f-boy, he’s a lover. He waits for her to come out of the washer and the way they cuddle after is so sweet.😂
I don't think you know what a fuck boy is lmao
Hey I once made love to a sock 😳. Maybe I should've kept that to myself
Чел, этот ящер долбится со своей игрушкой, ты о чем?
That’s not cuddling
Petition for him to join love is blind
👇
I've never seen a bearded dragon humping a sock until today
how this got 298 like but no comments
but anyways fr tho
519 likes with 2 comments now
Now it is 527 likes and 3 replies 😍✨🧚🏻♀️
Make it 4th reply as of like 624 ❤️✨
This lizard is lonely af 💀
Make it 1.2k likes and 5 replys
After 9 months we'll see a creature hybrid of him n that sock😂😂
- Thank you! Socks are Dobby's favorite clothes!
- You're welcome! ...Oh, no, Dobby, what are you doing?!
lol
What is your pfp ewww
Why do you even care?
Wait mine or- never mind
I didn’t see that..
Give him another sock lets see if he cheats 💀
Oh no💀
I wanna see if he will
She actualy did and he didnt want it 💀🖐
In the video alone he has violated a grey and pink pumas sock and a grey white and black pumas sock
😂😂😂
I'm both disturbed by the way he violated that sock, and in awe at how cute he is while cuddling it after
That's friggin great ❤😂
Same, bro violated the sock then cuddled
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr
😢😢😢🎉
"I got your feeeet🦶"
"Remember remember"
"We're meant to be together"
sorry that your comment got stolen btw
@@zamana123shannon5 IT DID?!?!?
Sorry but someone stole your comment and got a lot of likes
@@TitanMelonMan ik...:(
The sock nine months later: 🫃🏼
El tiempo de gestación de los caletines es de entre 3 a 4 meses 🤓
the infinite sock glitch 😂
Lol
@@Sofrians lol XD
No matter how many times I see Percy express his feelings to the sock, I still laugh.
Me too he think it’s female that stinky socks 🧦
Hhh
Mines be sticky
It likes to pumpum the socks😂😂😂
😂😂
1. Wake up
2. Segs
3.sleep with sock
4.Good Night Segs
That is how our legend live 😅😅
Wakie and sleepy segs? He treat her well.
@@hey_alexa662nah at that point he just don't care about her, he treats himself well
AYOOOO
@@gazegrazee6255socks after 3 months :🐭-baby
I don't know how to feel...Happy or ashamed 😂❤
Bro said I’m feeling romatical
The way he falls asleep after making sweet sweet love to the sock is hilarious lol
OMG I literally just spit on my phone laughing so hard to your comment😂😂😂
Que ternurita ❤
How did you see that?
I love how he has a piece of it in his mouth as he's passed out😂
Get that lizard a cigarette!
L🤣L!
Sock after 9 months: becomes a pair of socks😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
💀
Then he continues to violate both socks
😂😂😂😂😂 es divertido tu comentario
Stop it!!!!
Aww the Lizard rubbed he scent on the sock and cuddle,slept with it it’s like the Lizard has a cute separation anxiety thing 😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰
Well, that's good. I thought he mated with the sock.
Phew, i thought it was violating the sock
@arnelcalongcalong2304 It was😊
Socks *after 9 months*
:: 🤰🤰🤰
That is a real man. He cuddles once he’s done, he doesn’t just leave. What a gentleman 😂😂
HAI RAGIONE😅
Стоп.. он её еб@л?!
Уходят от той кого не любят
Nooo! He's a clinger! Lol. A gentlemen would go home, it's over, goodbye! I need to let out the ladylike fart I've been holding in, take myself a shower and a nap. 😅😅😅
@@Ti2Rt1dh3если мужчина занимается этим с той, кого не любит, то он потаскун и грошь ему цена)
I just realized that sock is like a body pillow to him. Thats pretty, um. Yeah.
He was a weeb in a past life.
😂@@user-ve4nd5uc8q
I'll admit, body pillows are not just for weebs.
I actually live in a long distance relationship so so I made a home made body pillow out of blankets since after months of wanting to cuddle up with her I made it so I could at least in spirit hold her in my arms.
It actually now helps me sleep where It makes me feel less alone and feel safer.
I don't want anime, I don't have a print painted on it, it's literally just a body pillow I use to help deal with the troubles of a long distance relationship.
So I would say let's not judge body pillows too heavily anymore, just judge the 20 thousand people who legally married Hatsune Miku.
@@Bone220it's not the body pillow part, it's the anime girl on it that we judge
@@real_smilegamez and a not justa girl... a barely teen girl..... serious, astronomical bombastic side eye....
Whoa 😮 I've never imagined a lizard expressing such love to a sock. I hope y'all were not watching this in bed tho 😅it would leave some of us holding our pillows lol
It's so cute how the sock is his best friend and it was wholesome, except for when he violated it 💀
opened youtube at 9.50am to see a lizard loving on a sock. rolled off bed flabbergasted and laughing.
9:31 pm 😢 for me
Didn't expect to see lizard porn at 9:41 am
8:25 am for me💀
9:35am
Exactly time
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as he loves that sock.
I don't know, he's a little too extra vigorous with that shock. Took his own damn self out. Might not be able to handle that kinda loving😂
Tenía un palomo🐦 que le hacía a una bola de lana
😂🤣 Okayyy 🎉
Absolutely goes berserk in bed after i got out of bath or is available? No i still want to walk
Sarebbe fantastico🤘😝🤘
HELP MY DAD WAS LIKE “why’s he fighting the sock?🤨”
I love how he's sitting patiently watching it get cleaned. Lol 😂😂❤❤❤
Wait until he learns there's a matching sock, he's going to think he died and went to heaven lol
Lol twins! 😂😂
😂😂😊
😆😆
WTH best comment ever 😂😂😂
Hhh
Y'all can use me as a "wtf did i just watch button" 💀
Nah I’m good
I fucking hate everyone who uses this shit to get attention
And thats crazy bro
No.
Use you 🤔😳
Bro find out true love 😂
Cuddling after making love. True gentleman 😂
That lizard violated that sock💀
Debemos hacer una marcha por ni un calcetín menos, están violando sus derechos ☠️
🤣🥲
Is one dakimacura
He became Gojo
Nah, he made sweet love to that sock.
A lizard mating with his beloved sock. Just as nature intended. :D
Someone show this to Snoop Dogg so he can put narration on it.
You have 666 likes
Oh god, I woke up, opened up RUclips and the first thing I see is a lizard doing ✨ IT✨ with a sock .l..😭…
How does a sock have a better relationship than me 😭😭
The sock 🧦 in 9 months: 🤰🏽
What are you talking about ? Average pregnancy or incubation of the lizards are 8 - 12 weeks
@@lilpure4533 its a joke-
@@lilpure4533but thats a sock😜😜
@@lilpure4533 é uma meia kakaka
😂❤❤😂
The socks: 🧦
The lizard: 👁🫦👁
The audience: 🫣
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤫🧏
You:🤡
@@noahbarrette9355you: ☝️🤓
Leave bro alone@@noahbarrette9355
🤣🤣
Soul mates with a strong physical connection!? Sounds like forever to me 😉
He is so cute 🥰
"Umm... Excuse me, are you a sock, cuz i want to be your lizard"
😂underrated
Damn😂
Rizzard time
Pide ay una parte donde se coge el calcetin🥲
new pick up line😎👍
Кто бы мог подумать, что всего лишь один носок, может кому то принести столько счастья
Ящерка самец и носок для него сексуальная утеха.
Например эльфу Добби из Гарри Поттера
И заменить самочку🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Artemida2422 если бы вас можно было заменить одним лишь носком, мы давно бы это сделали, поверь мне
Me in my teen years 😂
I’m just commenting this on every vid I go on to see how many notifications I have in the morning.. also cute lizard
Bro took sweet home alabama to a whole new level💀
The sock: 🤰
😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆💀💀
Oh No
Looking for this comment and I DISCOVERED IT🎉🎉
I canttttt😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The way he violated that sock I can't 💀
yeah
My pre k teacher has that pet
lol r.i.p. that sock-
@@preppy_echo What do you know. Maybe the sock is having the time of her life.
@@hammadahmad100 lol true- I wonder if a balled up baby sock is inside the mama sock?
This lizard and his sock is equivalent of men owning body pillows
the song fits perfectly "whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together"
Well at least he snuggles after
😂 😂 Yours doesn't?
@@hesamusa he might split into 2 cows after
He loves it
He's a romantic 😂
Ахахаха😂😂😂😂 ❤
Bro that sock just got violated 💀
Pounded
He was literally just kicking it, stop making disgusting jokes lil bro
Imagine putting on your socks and having them all literally rock hard 😟
@@smugface3563 No, he was definitely mating. The beard turns black during and a little after mating, or when a beardie is h*rny. You can see clearly in one of the clips the beard is black.
Edit: capitalization
😂😂😂😂
Is there anything else I can witness on the internet. Ok, I stop scrolling for the day after being stuck watching this:) Too cute.
Awww♥️♥️ I love how he violated the sock ❤❤
I never knew bearded dragons could be such passionate lovers 😂
Well, at least he waited while said as he watched his love being trashed around in the washing machine
@@average-art3222
She was taking a shower 😂
lol !
There’s a trillion socks in the world but he chose that sock 😂😂 that men is the essence of loyalty
man, more women and man need to see this and learn what loyalty is
Theres two different socks showing so he disloyal like the rest of em hahah ! One of them had a white band and one in another clip was like a pink band
i think there is no more than like 30 to 40 bilion socks😂
@@aragontwinkll1107 true but no point in trying to figure out the actual number
@@britthay19 "like the rest of them " to a fucking lizard 💀
All jokes aside, that bearded dragon looks so adorable when it sleeps.
Not the Lizard Hvmping the sock 😭💀
why is this relationship better than most other ones i've seen
Because you too have a sock for a girlfriend 😂😂😂😂
Weirdo
Cuz the sock doesn’t talk
@@onwuekweuchennastanley9125 wdym?
Because she just lays there... like a cloth.
Brother is even more delusional then me 😂
lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pray for brother
@@artrellrogers3931 Lol if you can please pray for me too I am delusional myself what a stupid dream it was 😭🤣
😂😂😂😂LOL
😂😂😂😂
That's the cutest lizard I've ever seen (besides the sock part that is)
Why is that kinda sweet tho.. the way he cuddles with it 😂
Me : okay I just woke up let's watch RUclips!
Sees a lizard f*cking a sock
Me : nope to early for this
*Goes back to bed*
ho no!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ho no!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same action is repeating in an endless loop inside your mind while dreaming ;)
I’m glad a wake n baked today
The worst part is, you'll most likely dream about the last thing you've seen.😂
I’ll pay for everyone’s therapy
10.000 seats left👏🔥
👇🏽
정말 고마워 lol 😂
Please and Thank you
Yeah I need it after this
Gracias buena mujer 🙏
Thx😢😢
I like how she made a whole clip of this one
Its good, love the dryer part
That one REAL STRONG *cough cough * relationship *cough *
You can see how loyal he is to that sock, he waits for her at washer and doesn't do it to other socks besides her.
True love
This is the best comment❤
Who said the sock is a her? 😏
@@Xammie98😮😮
The main thing is that he doesn’t cheat with other socks and patiently waits for his love from the shower😅
But there was 2 different socks
Clearly he is
😂😂😂❤
he is SO FREAKING cute sleeping!!!
I just like the breathing he does when he sleeps, he adorable (aside from the obvious)
"whenever" " wherever" 💀
"with anyone"
whatever
This is simultaneously cursed and adorable. Troubling and warming. I'm so conflicted right now. Like the owner of that sock.
TFW when a lizard is getting more action than you. And by you I mean me.
❤❤❤ cute
I remember you was conflicted
He's the owner of that sock and he's not conflicted at all.
😂😂😂
That Lizard going crazy with that sock😂😂😂
She wants to “talk”. That’s when I roll over and snuggle the body pillow. Lol
I was heart warmed until I realized he was also pumping some love into your foot glove.
Bro "pumping some love into your foot glove" is the craziest sentence I've heard in a while
They got needs too 💀
If the glove don't fit...
I don’t think that specific glove is for his feet
@@NearAir😂😂😂
Bro took "love is blind" to a whole new level.😂
😂😂
Dude choose celibacy but not abstinence
🤣🤣🤣
It not the sock. It's the washing machine. Lizard to sock to machine. 😮😮😮
"hey u mr what do u want u have 1 wish"
him:"sock"
"huh no cars planes money or smth?"
him:"my lover my bbg sock"
Not him watching it get washed 😂😂😂😂😂 fkn LOVE THIS DUDE!
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😂
It’s gonna cost you a container of mealworms to subscribe to his only socks!!😂😂😂
That is fucking halarisous
Frrrr
😂😂
@@user-uj9qd8pt9uhilarious
OnlySocks? I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was NOT prepared for that 😭😭
Everyone's saying the lizard vioIated the sock but look closely, it was the sock who made the first move. Definitely consensuaI.
Okay. That’s enough internet for today.
🦎 🫦 🧦
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🥴I RYT!
That sock after 9 months:🤱🤱
😅😂😅😂😂😅
☠
Bro, that lizard loves the sock more than it loves itself
This lizard’s owner: “*puts on the wrong sock* ….ew, why does my sock smell bad??-“
"I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover", said the lizard to the sock
That is a fighter... the beard was black
Bro, this lizard is a better partner than 90% of human beings, that's tuff!😂
I have a pretty good relationship with my sock too😐
@@keithkamau4771you fuck your sock too?
Lizard
@@keithkamau4771 underrated comment.
أليس هذا الحيوان هو الذي نفخ في النار كي تستعرض على سيدنا إبراهيم؟ 😮
It breathes so peacefully ❤❤
Dude he was giving that sock the business😂😂
You see him thinkin, " Turn faster, Turn faster." Door opens. " Ohhhhh, that's warm, a little damp too. Just how I like it." 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How r u thinking this 😂
What the fuuucccckkkkk 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂oh my God this comment made my day😂😂
😂😂
I learnt 2 life lessons growing up. Always stay hydrated, and never get between a lizard and his sock.
😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Ofc not the sock
Hidden fact: Apparently socks can change colors like lizards
"Violence was never an option" ahh move🗿
"he's just playing"
"He's Just Playing"
"HE'S JUST PLAYING"
♥ lul
😂😂😂
OMG you need more like ... literally our minds now
@@areejps Haha "US Moment" literally.
No Susan. He isn't.
He waits patiently and watches the socks taking a shower 😂
So underrated 😅
That's just weird dude.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣объектофил
Bruh 😂😂
I think the crunchy sock trend is infectious
IM DYING, THIS WAS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED TO SEE TODAY 😂
Their relationship is stronger than my internet connection 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😢😮😅😊😅😂😂😂
Когда даже у носка личная жизнь активнее, чем у тебя😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ой, рассмешили меня! 😂😂😂
У нас с мужем был тайский котик некастрированный. И вот он предпочитал "заниматься этим" с моей рукой, одетой в рубашку с длинными рукавами. 😅
😅😅😅
Last short before bed .
The short :
New meaning to blow your socks off 😆 🤣 😂