Stealing from Your Pirate Captain! [M4F][Pirate Adventure ASMR][Pirate Listener][Audio Roleplay]

Ahoy mateys!
I won't be lettin' ya drag me into another one of your mad schemes! I don't care about our captain's treasure...nope...not at all...and ya can't convince me to help ya steal it, ya wench! Trustin' you never turns out well for me...
Aye, perhaps I can be persuaded, but ya better have a bloody brilliant plan in Stealing from Your Pirate Captain! [M4F][Pirate Adventure ASMR][Pirate Listener][Audio Roleplay]
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Shiver me timbers!
-Captain Matt
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[@SweetNoteVA]

This made me very happy! It's so good!

[@captainmatt-asmr]

Sweetnote!! 😁 Thank you so much for listenin’! I’m glad ya enjoyed it! 🏴‍☠️

[@EAG46]

You were right not to trust me. I've clearly gone mad from being a pirate. And now you're stuck with me. Mwahahah!!! Another excellent story, Captain Matt! :)

[@captainmatt-asmr]

Oh bloody hell what have I gotten meself into! Row me back to the ship PLEASE! 😲 I’m not sure the treasure be worth this!
Bahaha thank ya for listenin’ matey! Glad ya enjoyed! 😁🏴‍☠️

[@oliviajessmoody1434]

ah, mutiny/stealing soo much fun, if ya dont get caught;)
(another great audio captain :) )

[@captainmatt-asmr]

I’m trustin’ ya to make sure we don’t get caught aye? 😜
Thank ya so much for listenin’ mayey! 🏴‍☠️

[@LynnPines]

1:42 I’m picturing you stomping your foot like a whiny little child when you say that line.

[@captainmatt-asmr]

😤 How dare you Lynn! 🏴‍☠️

[@LynnPines]

@@captainmatt-asmr *insert cheeky grin emoji*

[@daddykane7903]

Top tier pirate shenanigans, such a fun video! I guess I’m a cracked wench now 🤭

[@captainmatt-asmr]

You are the most cracked of wenches Doggo! 😜 Thank ya for listenin’ matey! 🏴‍☠️

[@QuetzalYVerde]

Sounds like a little birdie was whispering bad ideas in your ear 😮 But you made it out in the end! Hopefully with just enough dubloons to make it worth it🏴‍☠️

[@captainmatt-asmr]

I was tempted by the prospect of treasure, what can I say! 😅 But this is the LAST time! 😤🏴‍☠️

[@MasqueradingDragon]

That's dragonish wench to ya, mate! And shinies are always worth the risk, my good sir!
As for how I had time do all the sabotage...that's my little secret *dragonish grin* Well, come on now, we've got a head start, let's make the most of it!
Brilliant job, Captain Matt! I nearly cried from laughing at the shenanigans of this one.
Fair winds, safe travels and a grand weekend to ya!

[@captainmatt-asmr]

You do be the most dragonish of wenches ! 😤 Yar obsession with treasure nearly blew us all to Davy Jones! But…alright agreed! Away with us! 😏🔥
Bahaha I’m happy it made ya laugh Dragon! 😜 Clear skies, favorable winds, and sparkling waters to you this weekend! 🏴‍☠️

[@SwampVarmit]

Attempts at mutiny shall be met with decisive action by our fearless captain! He shall give a disapproving looks to all mutineers!

[@captainmatt-asmr]

But Swamp! I trusted you to make sure we didn’t get caught! How could you lead me astray like this?!? 😱🏴‍☠️

[@kazekronoz5015]

I came here from a Tsuma stream. She was right, you are great! 😊

[@captainmatt-asmr]

Oh man, I’ll have to check out her streams sometime! She seems to have a good taste 😏 Thanks mate! 🏴‍☠️

[@KitkatEveeFoxLeader]

Oh come on you know you like to steal ❤

[@captainmatt-asmr]

NO! Maybe…..okay yes 😅 But this is the LAST time I listen to one of your plans Kitkat! 😤🏴‍☠️

[@mercury9109]

mischievous ass intro music

[@captainmatt-asmr]

Haha a fine foreshadow of what’s to come, aye? 😁🏴‍☠️

[@LLM2004]

1:00
My mind: heheh doody
I’m literally an adult but my mind is still a kid😂
Btw tomorrow is my 20th birthday so thank you for this video-present 😊

[@captainmatt-asmr]

On behalf of meself and me crew, I wish you the very happiest of birthdays, matey! And remember, when it comes to the gifts, tale what ya can, give nothing back! 😜🎁🏴‍☠️

[@LLM2004]

@@captainmatt-asmr thank you so much!!
And don’t worry the presents are all mine~ 😏

[@msmal1989]

OMG this was so funny! Why is it so entertaining to listen to you being driven crazy by a women? lol. Although it was your fault in the first place with going along with the idea. Thanks for making me laugh Captain.

[@captainmatt-asmr]

Ms. Mal! I know not why ya get such a pleasure out of me sufferin’ but I should’ve known better than to trust her! 😤 I’m glad ya enjoyed it, darlin’! 😁My best to ya this weekend! 🏴‍☠️

[@msmal1989]

@@captainmatt-asmr Live and learn Captain lol. Although I find it funny when you send find another fool to con. Apparently that fool is you Captain lol.