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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @thanos5756
    @thanos5756 3 года назад +3908

    "Rent a stripper and do nothing to show dominance."
    -sigma male

    • @light5891
      @light5891 3 года назад +139

      women are often disappointing
      ~ sigma male

    • @sohammhatre433
      @sohammhatre433 3 года назад +13

      Wait that's illegal

    • @thanos5756
      @thanos5756 3 года назад +56

      @@sohammhatre433 you haven't met sigma males aren't you?

    • @tromboner6061
      @tromboner6061 3 года назад +5

      10 most Psychopathic things to do

    • @thatoneirrelevantguy2179
      @thatoneirrelevantguy2179 3 года назад +4

      Nice pfp Thanos sir

  • @Harsha.12
    @Harsha.12 3 года назад +3425

    "Don't suppress your farts let them be heard"
    -Sigma Male

  • @shxvxmusic1870
    @shxvxmusic1870 3 года назад +3965

    Saiman doesn't care if his videos get copyrighted.
    - Sigma male

    • @shxvxmusic1870
      @shxvxmusic1870 3 года назад +8

      @samne dekh ! lmaoo

    • @jd_99
      @jd_99 3 года назад +2

      I didn't upvote this to keep it at 420

    • @crystal_royal3405
      @crystal_royal3405 3 года назад +5

      Assert dominance

    • @ajinkyadhotre3502
      @ajinkyadhotre3502 3 года назад +4

      Ohh it really got copyrighted lmao xD

    • @butternaan6518
      @butternaan6518 3 года назад +2

      @samne dekh ! Samne dekh :
      Ohhhhhhh
      God
      God
      God please saiman se heart dilwado meri zindagi ka maksad pura hojayega
      😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @ritiksharma8371
    @ritiksharma8371 3 года назад +144

    A weak man is disabled , A strong man goes to the settings and enables it
    - some sigma male

  • @apurvaposhiya-5289
    @apurvaposhiya-5289 3 года назад +1856

    "Poop on the floor to assert dominance, confine the territory"
    - Sigma Grindset

  • @riyapant1371
    @riyapant1371 3 года назад +2456

    Don't think outside the box, buy the box
    - Sigma male grindset

  • @ckmbktrkshkra21
    @ckmbktrkshkra21 3 года назад +595

    "shit your pants, rebel against society's toilets"
    -sigma toddler grindset

  • @adityatorne7056
    @adityatorne7056 3 года назад +58

    Sigma male morning routine:
    1- piss
    2- do some stretching
    3- get out of bed

  • @BrownBoySummerBeliever
    @BrownBoySummerBeliever 3 года назад +1131

    "Neither be under-rated nor over-rated, be always frust-rated".
    -Stigma Male Grindest

  • @sudhanshu9831
    @sudhanshu9831 3 года назад +1621

    "If your girlfriend cheat on you, kidnap her"
    -nagpur ki public grindset

  • @aaradhyadeotale9821
    @aaradhyadeotale9821 3 года назад +3284

    "Arey woh bacchi hai",Saiman said calmly.

  • @shreesharma5138
    @shreesharma5138 3 года назад +280

    Saiman is like an anime protagonist. His character development since 2018 is incredible to watch . He just knows how to keep himself fresh and entertaining at the same time without hampering his core character.

    • @mohitverma3970
      @mohitverma3970 3 года назад +3

      Saiman jaeger

    • @guts1579
      @guts1579 3 года назад

      @Anime Dev I love Eren so much

    • @anirudh177
      @anirudh177 3 года назад

      @@guts1579 When you see the ending you won't be loving him so much.

    • @guts1579
      @guts1579 3 года назад +1

      @@anirudh177 I am a manga reader and I still love him though

    • @anirudh177
      @anirudh177 3 года назад

      @@guts1579 Did you like the ending?

  • @ayushmaanjoshi4329
    @ayushmaanjoshi4329 3 года назад +3915

    "if you have a torn pocket, use it to scratch your balls "
    - Sigma Male

    • @dayyanahmad117
      @dayyanahmad117 3 года назад +122

      This is all kind of male

    • @AshishVerma-fr6uc
      @AshishVerma-fr6uc 3 года назад +37

      saiman heart getting comment grindset

    • @bobsandvegana
      @bobsandvegana 3 года назад +53

      You don't need a torn pocket for that

    • @dayyanahmad117
      @dayyanahmad117 3 года назад +17

      @@bobsandvegana but it will be easy with torn pocket

    • @butternaan6518
      @butternaan6518 3 года назад +20

      Bhai ye karta hu mai regularly

  • @sarthakchivelkar1409
    @sarthakchivelkar1409 3 года назад +913

    “dont date a girl , without asking ur wife”
    -Sigma male grindset

  • @baronessofhel
    @baronessofhel 3 года назад +1469

    "Don't chase women, become the woman"
    -Sigma Trans Woman grindset

  • @Abhidnya.Deokar
    @Abhidnya.Deokar 3 года назад +122

    12:07 cleverest joke ever ! maan gaye siman bhaiyya ...

  • @piyushnautiyal7075
    @piyushnautiyal7075 3 года назад +2130

    "if someone turns their back on you, grab their ass."
    - Sigma male

  • @mahika4261
    @mahika4261 3 года назад +988

    "Saiman hasn't reached 1 million"
    Who cares? I watch Saiman says because I like it.

  • @shaumik4770
    @shaumik4770 3 года назад +3015

    Apart from being underated saiman is uncircumcised

    • @pleasemakethatface3579
      @pleasemakethatface3579 3 года назад +9

      @@spy2.074 🤝

    • @crr199
      @crr199 3 года назад +31

      @@spy2.074 Timothy spotted

    • @abhisheknagar2373
      @abhisheknagar2373 3 года назад +9

      @Shreksy here before this reply's reply starts getting a bunch of likes

    • @nerfedthor
      @nerfedthor 3 года назад +30

      Un(2πr)?

    • @normalguy11.11
      @normalguy11.11 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂 lmao true, Im circumcised even tho Im an atheist

  • @cuboidgamez7577
    @cuboidgamez7577 2 года назад +13

    9:29
    "Mobile me konsi mobile pasand hai"
    The urge to say "quba mobile"

  • @virxj
    @virxj 3 года назад +423

    "Child slaves are cheaper than paid workers"
    - Trillionaire Sigma Grindset

  • @GOKU-cf3iv
    @GOKU-cf3iv 3 года назад +378

    If you've crush on her, don't chase her, just crush her however you want.
    Sigma male status...

  • @harishkamble9971
    @harishkamble9971 3 года назад +1900

    "The pencil isn't broken. You now have two pencils."
    - Some Sigma Male

    • @tushar_manjhi
      @tushar_manjhi 3 года назад +45

      No no , you've got a point

    • @verceti
      @verceti 3 года назад +6

      Sus

    • @physicsbiology9756
      @physicsbiology9756 3 года назад +60

      @@tushar_manjhi He got two points.

    • @jokeryt7502
      @jokeryt7502 3 года назад

      @@tushar_manjhi k

    • @alanll4531
      @alanll4531 3 года назад +3

      @@tushar_manjhi ahh.... I see what you did there
      Nice pun

  • @vedant8002
    @vedant8002 3 года назад +23

    *LIFE LESSONS* :-
    1:22
    1:45
    1:56
    2:53
    7:19
    9:02
    9:52

  • @atulpandey6394
    @atulpandey6394 3 года назад +337

    "Start calling yourselves underrated so that people eventually make you overrated" - Ultra Sigma Grindset

  • @yojitkapoor8489
    @yojitkapoor8489 3 года назад +711

    "Don't wash hands, it kills germs"
    -sigma male grindset

  • @manthenvashishth3769
    @manthenvashishth3769 3 года назад +206

    Don't argue with logic, just say " ye manly nahi h yaar."
    - sigma male

  • @designlus8695
    @designlus8695 3 года назад +99

    When you feel that,
    SAIMAN is far better than CARRY in ROASTING...

    • @memehub5790
      @memehub5790 2 года назад +18

      He's mature content creator, not for carry's audience

    • @onkar1192
      @onkar1192 2 года назад +11

      Carry 🤮
      Content = 0
      Gali galoch = 10000%

    • @Rahuliyaaa
      @Rahuliyaaa Год назад +1

      ​@@onkar1192 😂 haa bhai sahi bole, ekdm tatti content hai uska, ab koi andhbhakt aake mujhko gaali dega

    • @luckysing3139
      @luckysing3139 Год назад

      ​@@memehub5790well said 🥵🔥

    • @DellConagher1
      @DellConagher1 Год назад +1

      Sab gay sena se hai jealous of carry😡

  • @sarthakkanojiya7051
    @sarthakkanojiya7051 3 года назад +395

    That “Excuse me Mam” is gonna haunt me for days before sleep!😬

  • @notheit9829
    @notheit9829 3 года назад +558

    "Dont be a leftist or rightist, be a misogynist"
    -sigma male grindset

    • @spOOnOrg
      @spOOnOrg 3 года назад +10

      Baldski😏

    • @izukumidoriya2143
      @izukumidoriya2143 3 года назад +25

      Excuse me mam, my name is AJ, what's your name

    • @dinkesh_jain
      @dinkesh_jain 3 года назад +2

      Rishu

    • @24Animals
      @24Animals 3 года назад +16

      Dhruv rathee triggered

    • @Aryan-rx9rl
      @Aryan-rx9rl 3 года назад

      @@izukumidoriya2143 hi am арийски

  • @nitinchamoli4545
    @nitinchamoli4545 3 года назад +252

    "I LIED THERE IS NO BEHEN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"
    -Saiman is Uncut

    • @harsh2810
      @harsh2810 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nitinchamoli4545
      @nitinchamoli4545 3 года назад

      @just a random guy with fist Saiman dropping Truth bombs:-
      "Gender ek hi hota hai usme bss alag-alag classification hote hai."

  • @Lukky_175
    @Lukky_175 3 года назад +99

    2:53 Damn That's Dark! ❤️

    • @basicallyapotato5410
      @basicallyapotato5410 Год назад +7

      "that's dark"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @xboobgenius
      @xboobgenius 11 месяцев назад +4

      i hope you grew up😭

    • @ayaanmza
      @ayaanmza 11 месяцев назад

      Nice balls bro​@@xboobgenius

    • @dayumn_edits
      @dayumn_edits 9 месяцев назад

      Have you developed a brain in the last 2 years or no?

  • @sohampatel2289
    @sohampatel2289 3 года назад +1669

    "write anything in inverted commas to look cooler."
    -Sigma male

    • @arnavnigam9259
      @arnavnigam9259 3 года назад +9

      """""

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 года назад +48

      "Looking cooler is for coolers."
      -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

    • @xvinayx2103
      @xvinayx2103 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @aarushoak3842
      @aarushoak3842 3 года назад +3

      @@b-zar8912 technoblade never dies
      - sun tzu, Art of war

    • @shauryapallav5674
      @shauryapallav5674 3 года назад +14

      @@aarushoak3842 "if you are fighting, fight like a chutiya"
      - Sun Tzu, Art of war

  • @flickog69
    @flickog69 3 года назад +364

    Saiman is moving towards "No haters supremacy"

  • @AndroCrunch
    @AndroCrunch 3 года назад +4111

    “Siman is Uncut” ~ Saiman’s Outro

    • @morisd5066
      @morisd5066 3 года назад +141

      Guys mein ab yaha ab apne maa baap ke naam pe subscriber ki bheek magunga

    • @dictatoroblitorator1115
      @dictatoroblitorator1115 3 года назад +13

      @ManaTumProHo thE fuck?

    • @Hmmmmm651
      @Hmmmmm651 3 года назад +17

      Verified spammer

    • @sarthakk_kk
      @sarthakk_kk 3 года назад +5

      @@Hmmmmm651 no i have seen him for first time

    • @wandamaximoff9895
      @wandamaximoff9895 3 года назад +5

      That's what she said

  • @yashk.687
    @yashk.687 2 года назад +19

    1:27 Be Homosexual 🤣🤣🤣
    All The Rules You Give Throughout Videos Were Awesome.

  • @dhruvjaiswal5500
    @dhruvjaiswal5500 3 года назад +363

    "Laugh in funerals to assert dominance"
    - Sigma male #sigmamindset

  • @jalaj1674
    @jalaj1674 3 года назад +308

    If she leaves u for another , always remember that there's her mother -
    Sigma male

  • @brijrajsinghthakur190
    @brijrajsinghthakur190 3 года назад +336

    "Don't see RUclips.Let RUclips See You"
    - Sigma male Grindset

  • @nehalsayyad773
    @nehalsayyad773 3 года назад +13

    This is one of Saiman's best videos

  • @thedebapriyakar
    @thedebapriyakar 3 года назад +323

    "Hey girl, are you Bangur Cement? Because you may be sasta, but you are sabse achha

    • @abdul_sharma
      @abdul_sharma 3 года назад +26

      @dhinchak puja deserves a grammy I support your username without irony.

    • @EngineeredFemale
      @EngineeredFemale 3 года назад +1

      @dhinchak puja deserves a grammy one of the best usernames on RUclips lmao

    • @shikhakapoor4666
      @shikhakapoor4666 3 года назад

      @dhinchak puja deserves a grammy Heart chhod ....tereko yeh naam kahan se mila 😂😂

    • @nikk796
      @nikk796 3 года назад +7

      Bangur cement! Sasta nai sabse acha!!

    • @ManojKxp
      @ManojKxp 3 года назад

      @dhinchak puja deserves a grammy ......... Amen 😇🙏

  • @codernakul
    @codernakul 3 года назад +1051

    "If she laughs at your jokes, she will moan at your strokes"
    ~Albert Einstein (sigma male)

    • @notshubhransh
      @notshubhransh 3 года назад +57

      This is what all sigma males dream to become

    • @aishwarya9048
      @aishwarya9048 3 года назад +147

      If you can make her laugh and giggle, Then you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle

    • @codernakul
      @codernakul 3 года назад +24

      @@aishwarya9048 lmao 😂

    • @helloworld6502
      @helloworld6502 3 года назад +4

      Ghghghghghghghghghghghghgh

    • @codernakul
      @codernakul 3 года назад +1

      @ALBERT EINSTEIN Sir I have witness ask Mr.Edison he was present there while you made this statement

  • @nk52358
    @nk52358 3 года назад +1688

    When any growing youtuber changes his entire way of showing his content, they mostly dip down. But saiman got so better! I love watching you saiman bhai! God bless you! Keep up the good work!

    • @ShivamPatel-yq7rr
      @ShivamPatel-yq7rr 3 года назад +30

      Yeah even though these are mostly reaction videos his jokes and memes are really good.

    • @lightning4174
      @lightning4174 3 года назад +3

      So true.

    • @gjenen4874
      @gjenen4874 3 года назад +3

      I agree

    • @haroldgodwinsonii8392
      @haroldgodwinsonii8392 3 года назад +9

      Character development after the death of pinky

    • @courage5904
      @courage5904 3 года назад

      @@haroldgodwinsonii8392 face saiman is no more, heel saiman performs better

  • @shaunakjadhav7022
    @shaunakjadhav7022 3 года назад +40

    9:49 “you’re my brand..” but ‘b’ is silent…..

  • @sircastic2807
    @sircastic2807 3 года назад +296

    "Don't ask for favours and beg for pardons. Yeh manly nahi hai yaar."
    -Sigma Male

  • @avijeetsharma8737
    @avijeetsharma8737 3 года назад +105

    "Drunk dial her, but do not speak!"
    -A Sigma Male

  • @akshat6174
    @akshat6174 3 года назад +143

    "they're asking for sweets" did he just say that his whole family wanted to eat her out?

    • @anosrutodey8335
      @anosrutodey8335 3 года назад +5

      Damn !

    • @knuckleheadninja2307
      @knuckleheadninja2307 3 года назад +42

      Problem kya hai.. a family that eats a pusy together stays together

    • @arushis7144
      @arushis7144 3 года назад +5

      @@knuckleheadninja2307 😭😭

    • @vedansh3737
      @vedansh3737 3 года назад +6

      for family

    • @akshat6174
      @akshat6174 3 года назад +4

      @@knuckleheadninja2307 I second that. Someone has to feed the family anyway.

  • @devinadebnath6257
    @devinadebnath6257 3 года назад +7

    The level of sarcasm is incomparable! I love it

  • @prakaashmishra
    @prakaashmishra 3 года назад +291

    "If she says no for a date, date her mother"
    ~ Sigma grindset

  • @bharatsharma534
    @bharatsharma534 3 года назад +562

    "Leave insecurities of hairfall, be insecure about subs."
    -Sigma Saimon Says

  • @96ptg
    @96ptg 3 года назад +330

    "Watch videos, but do not subscribe"
    -sigma audience

  • @parthk8695
    @parthk8695 3 года назад +27

    00:38 the photo shows Elon Musk as a Sigma male
    But the irony is that he has 7 kids

    • @14vkumar
      @14vkumar 3 года назад +1

      Sigma males always have more than 5 kids

    • @parthk8695
      @parthk8695 3 года назад +7

      @@14vkumar 1:25 Sigma male don't need women

  • @kamikaze.7607
    @kamikaze.7607 3 года назад +543

    "If she leaves you for another,
    There is always her mother."
    - Laws of Sigma by a unknown Hentai protagonist

  • @skullcrusher6975
    @skullcrusher6975 3 года назад +334

    "Always be cringe"
    -Sigma male grindset
    "Always be toxic"
    -Sigma male grindset

    • @Charlie999___
      @Charlie999___ 3 года назад +4

      Cringe is for beta
      Sigma always like toxic..

    • @skullcrusher6975
      @skullcrusher6975 3 года назад +12

      @@Charlie999___
      "There are no master"
      - accidents Oogway

    • @toit4639
      @toit4639 3 года назад

      @@skullcrusher6975 ohh gawd

    • @shivampatel3003
      @shivampatel3003 3 года назад

      "Harass people into suicide"
      -Sigma Indian ranter

    • @toit4639
      @toit4639 3 года назад

      @@skullcrusher6975 correction find out why is Danny de vito not your dad - ultimate alpha beta Charlie delta echo foxtrot Gamma non sigma grindset

  • @yashjagtap7038
    @yashjagtap7038 3 года назад +124

    "Go to the girl and say gibberish ,she will be yours"
    -Sigma male

  • @Dynoias
    @Dynoias 3 года назад +7

    A true sigma reads the entire terms and conditions to click disagree.

  • @AFAIKYouKnow
    @AFAIKYouKnow 3 года назад +208

    this makes me so uncomfortable...specially the awkward silence segment.

    • @SpideysShow
      @SpideysShow 3 года назад +1

      I HAVE SOMEWHERE THAT DOING FIRST REPLY GET LIKES BUT I DON'T CARE BRUH👍

    • @humairakounsar8724
      @humairakounsar8724 3 года назад +1

      Jaha beef waha afaik bhai🌝

    • @NotNice481
      @NotNice481 3 года назад +1

      @@SpideysShow Dhh reaction channel hai wo :D

    • @anushlkr
      @anushlkr 3 года назад

      @@SpideysShow nahi bhai, sub spammer nahi hote

    • @SpideysShow
      @SpideysShow 3 года назад

      @@anushlkr arey vi adat hogayi hai verfied dikha toh spammer hi pagta hai xD

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 3 года назад +625

    "Don't beat anyone except your meat"
    - Sigma male

  • @mahimmurulya5802
    @mahimmurulya5802 3 года назад +112

    'Lift your leg and pee on the tree. Let women find you by your pee scent.'
    -Sigma Grind Mindset

  • @àtmanandmashal0690
    @àtmanandmashal0690 Год назад +4

    This type of saiman needed

  • @TechShark_Official
    @TechShark_Official 3 года назад +617

    *Pink Saiman* was the guy who would get beaten up just to make people laugh 👉 👈
    *Black Saiman* is the guy who can correct anyone through his eyes 🤩

  • @Vinodvyas1512
    @Vinodvyas1512 3 года назад +182

    I have delayed my wedding because Saiman stopped saying 'Good Night, Bye, Shabbakhair, Kailash Kher, Wish You a Happy Married Life...'

  • @Aman-gc4tp
    @Aman-gc4tp 3 года назад +99

    "Don't drive on road, drive on footpath"
    -sigma male

    • @charlesonthebeat
      @charlesonthebeat 3 года назад +7

      Selmon bouy😂😂

    • @nischalpariyar9343
      @nischalpariyar9343 3 года назад +1

      Salmon male😂😂😂

    • @darwintheory3147
      @darwintheory3147 3 года назад +2

      This means selmon bhai is sigma male

    • @sudev216
      @sudev216 3 года назад +2

      I lied there is no road
      Now sleep on footpath

    • @Aman-gc4tp
      @Aman-gc4tp 3 года назад +2

      Yeah but must keep your eyes open or else the devil might be waiting for you. "Ap devil k peeche, devil ap k peeche. Too much fun"

  • @elderoid
    @elderoid 3 года назад +8

    Idk why but, this is maybe more than 10 times I revisit this video. GG saiman.

  • @tanishqbh
    @tanishqbh 3 года назад +504

    1. Sees AJ
    2. Approaches a girl on the road
    3.I say, "Excuse me, ma'am"
    4. She says, "MGNREGA ka office aage left mei he" and leaves.

    • @kid3966
      @kid3966 3 года назад +54

      These MNREGA jokes never get old just like dead children!

    • @NavjotSingh-gs4ns
      @NavjotSingh-gs4ns 3 года назад +10

      Hahaha ye badhia tha

    • @chocolit1642
      @chocolit1642 3 года назад +5

      Delta Female

    • @kid3966
      @kid3966 3 года назад

      @@chocolit1642 bhai sidhart mar gaya

    • @chocolit1642
      @chocolit1642 3 года назад +1

      @@kid3966 marne de mereko kya

  • @anubhabbhattacharyya6033
    @anubhabbhattacharyya6033 3 года назад +68

    Weird coincidence- even my geography teacher would say the same thing - "common sense is very uncommon"

    • @anubhabbhattacharyya6033
      @anubhabbhattacharyya6033 3 года назад

      @@lalatendupdeo4398 it was a female teacher...and she looked like the 'Dhatteri' lady from the nimbu paani ad

  • @parammmmmm4814
    @parammmmmm4814 3 года назад +152

    PewDiePie beta: gfuel with added flavours
    Saiman sigma: Ayurvedic hair oil

    • @denverdenver7854
      @denverdenver7854 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nratySARU98/видео.html sigma

    • @muqsit81
      @muqsit81 3 года назад +3

      Underrated 😂

    • @parammmmmm4814
      @parammmmmm4814 3 года назад +1

      @@denverdenver7854 thanks

    • @leleep_
      @leleep_ 3 года назад +1

      Zeppeli-san you are alive! with 69 likes, you used hamon on likes?

    • @parammmmmm4814
      @parammmmmm4814 3 года назад

      @@leleep_ nah I used the secret of the spin (if you've read part 7)

  • @Ds-yy5or
    @Ds-yy5or 3 года назад +21

    7:54 Her smile is like Alia Bhatt

  • @darshilandduniya5297
    @darshilandduniya5297 3 года назад +231

    Irony: Saiman promotes "Ustraa" and claims to be uncut.

  • @Aman-gc4tp
    @Aman-gc4tp 3 года назад +153

    "Never pee while pooping, poop while peeing"
    - sigma male

  • @rohitnayak7086
    @rohitnayak7086 3 года назад +174

    "Don't be a minimum guy"
    -Private Company Manager Sigma Male Grindset

    • @realbh4rgav
      @realbh4rgav 3 года назад +7

      Lmao when he gets clapped by manoj vyajpayee in the end xD

    • @theplutonimus
      @theplutonimus 3 года назад +5

      @@realbh4rgav Lol Family man references

    • @rohitnayak7086
      @rohitnayak7086 3 года назад +2

      @@i.d.4629 Aisa hi samajh lo

    • @harshmistry6492
      @harshmistry6492 3 года назад +2

      Family man reference 😱

  • @subhradipdas2320
    @subhradipdas2320 2 года назад +3

    "Maa ki ankh" didn't digest in first attempt...

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 3 года назад +114

    "by the help of pickup lines you can't pick up a girl for yourself , the only thing that you can pickup is a cringe personality for yourself"
    - Sun Tzu , the art of war

  • @StepBrother.
    @StepBrother. 3 года назад +186

    I have mixed feelings between
    Nostalgia of old saiman
    Really like dark saiman
    Don't wanna loose any, will try to refill old simon memory by watching old videos

    • @kanekikun6312
      @kanekikun6312 2 года назад +1

      Now we have drunk saiman my friend.

  • @shreychhabria8878
    @shreychhabria8878 3 года назад +61

    "Don't have a daughter..... rent it"
    - sigma male

    • @denverdenver7854
      @denverdenver7854 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nratySARU98/видео.html sigma

  • @melodiouskid
    @melodiouskid 3 года назад +2

    She left my "I Really Like You" on seen.....I left her "Meri Beti kaha hai" on seen

  • @aayushgawali04
    @aayushgawali04 3 года назад +64

    8:12
    "Which is also a girl says to Hindu guy after dating Muslim guy"
    Lmfaooooo

    • @manasgrover112
      @manasgrover112 3 года назад +7

      Can u pls explain the joke to me i didnt get the joke lol

    • @rdar17
      @rdar17 3 года назад +5

      @@manasgrover112 Sarcasm Tha Yaar Wo!

    • @dank_zee
      @dank_zee 3 года назад

      @@manasgrover112 circumcision

    • @arytecht
      @arytecht 2 года назад +1

      @@manasgrover112 it's kinda dirty, so no

    • @mandariiiii
      @mandariiiii 2 года назад +1

      @@manasgrover112 hindu ka uncircumcised penis hota hai or Muslims ka circumcised.

  • @sircastic2807
    @sircastic2807 3 года назад +120

    "Behind every successful man, is a fallen woman that he needs to pick up."
    -Sigma Male

    • @Saaif_08
      @Saaif_08 3 года назад +1

      Issa hum 10 toopo ki salami danga

    • @denverdenver7854
      @denverdenver7854 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nratySARU98/видео.html sigma sigma sigma

  • @arnavchakkarwar5837
    @arnavchakkarwar5837 3 года назад +86

    “ don’t show attitude show altitude “
    Sigma male grindset

    • @vismaydharod313
      @vismaydharod313 3 года назад +2

      It's over Beta males, I have the high ground !

    • @grownupshit5466
      @grownupshit5466 3 года назад +1

      This is the only reason why i like saiman's comment section no bots, no one's saying big fan and all, people stick to the concept of video and comment

    • @pratiklondhe5167
      @pratiklondhe5167 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @ani_thing3157
    @ani_thing3157 3 года назад +5

    "abe vo bacchi h" famous last words

  • @AbhisarRawat
    @AbhisarRawat 3 года назад +99

    "If you cant make her yours, make her mine,
    with the children at an african coal mine"
    -Captalist Sigma male grindset

  • @a.khamdani6836
    @a.khamdani6836 3 года назад +305

    Aamir Khan got divorced 'cause saiman stopped wishing 'happy married life'....So sad😭

    • @aarujsinghsisodiya9028
      @aarujsinghsisodiya9028 3 года назад +2

      Ok boomer

    • @poookie4628
      @poookie4628 3 года назад +35

      @@aarujsinghsisodiya9028 oh my god bro oh my god completely destroyed him

    • @nishant7095
      @nishant7095 3 года назад +8

      @@poookie4628 off that sarcasm killed me.

  • @muhammedirfans4412
    @muhammedirfans4412 3 года назад +113

    Saiman’s sarcasm is sharper than any blades on earth
    It cuts those he means to cut🖤

  • @atharvapednekar8289
    @atharvapednekar8289 3 года назад +112

    "If you are thirsty drink your saliva and sweat"
    -Sigma Male grindset

  • @ssenorg
    @ssenorg 3 года назад +73

    "Tuh marathi hai , isiliya maan leta hoon Ajinke wajinke kuch hoga....."
    This was epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vishal-shinde
      @vishal-shinde 3 года назад +2

      AJ has a Marathi YT Channel too.
      That's how he knew he would be Marathi.

  • @ren0206
    @ren0206 3 года назад +276

    Nothing here...you can scroll down now.

    • @anisahmed3574
      @anisahmed3574 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @mr.lion.348
      @mr.lion.348 3 года назад +3

      I was in his reddit and thining he should make a video on sigma and after 1min he uploaded

    • @amiroaster9038
      @amiroaster9038 3 года назад +1

      I have👉👈 done roast

    • @heydude9564
      @heydude9564 3 года назад +1

      Laut aao saimandar 😭😣🤕

    • @ren0206
      @ren0206 3 года назад +1

      @Aditi Sharma don't take it seriously.I am just a toxic fan

  • @risingalpha7232
    @risingalpha7232 3 года назад +286

    "Using death note music is a way to assert dominance" - Sigma Grindset

  • @flame_kaiser493
    @flame_kaiser493 3 года назад +8

    Saiman is not underrated, he is wayy to matured for these other youtubers.

  • @VanshMulchandani
    @VanshMulchandani 3 года назад +104

    I got a pickup line…
    “Hey girl, are you Saiman Says? Cause you’re weirdly dark and remind me of yours only once a month-“

    • @soumiltawde2086
      @soumiltawde2086 3 года назад +18

      Yaar Saiman has 924k subscribers bass thoda consistent rehta toh 1 million hojate.

    • @jayieselly8567
      @jayieselly8567 3 года назад

      @@soumiltawde2086 Saiman ne kaha to, wo research kr rha tha is pe, xD

    • @aero18426
      @aero18426 3 года назад +3

      @@soumiltawde2086 he is underrated youtuber

    • @akashdeepsingh7506
      @akashdeepsingh7506 3 года назад

      @@aero18426 he dont even uploading atleast two vedios in a month
      he is under working

  • @amanshrivastava8817
    @amanshrivastava8817 3 года назад +71

    DEATHNOTE music really hits hard !! Gave me nostalgia !!

    • @kratosgodofwar8366
      @kratosgodofwar8366 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp ?

    • @virtual_ninja810
      @virtual_ninja810 3 года назад +1

      @@kratosgodofwar8366 11:33

    • @girish8514
      @girish8514 3 года назад +1

      11:00 and 11:33

    • @amishere.05
      @amishere.05 3 года назад +1

      Ikr !! It's the only anime i have watched

    • @vedantgole231
      @vedantgole231 3 года назад

      @@amishere.05 good time to watch "Attack On Titan" then, another just as great, or even greater, anime :)

  • @denk5746
    @denk5746 3 года назад +100

    "Consent doesn't matter
    Just like Black....."
    Pentatriillionaire mindset

  • @serenitychi
    @serenitychi 3 года назад +8

    "Don't go to shopping in mall, buy a mall"
    -sigma male

  • @Hackerisitic
    @Hackerisitic 3 года назад +288

    "If your chappal breaks, use it to break you broke child"
    -ligma male

    • @arnoldSchwarzenigger-h7e
      @arnoldSchwarzenigger-h7e 3 года назад +1

      What's ligma

    • @Hackerisitic
      @Hackerisitic 3 года назад +14

      @@arnoldSchwarzenigger-h7e ligma balls.
      (Bro you fell right into it)

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 года назад +6

      @@Hackerisitic Dude, my friend Joe thinks you're hilarious.

    • @Hackerisitic
      @Hackerisitic 3 года назад +9

      @@b-zar8912 joe mama always have been my fan.

    • @rohandas8850
      @rohandas8850 3 года назад

      Guys what'd you think about dragon?

  • @NaitikSrivastava
    @NaitikSrivastava 3 года назад +42

    7:04 Ye to Flat hai!😆 Saiman Cinematic Universe

  • @epsilonator
    @epsilonator 3 года назад +189

    "Don't pee because pee is stored in the balls"
    - Sigma Grindset

    • @filmaru
      @filmaru 3 года назад +32

      PEE is stored in the balls? I don't know aapko shayad semen ke saath toilet bhi aata hoga, weird but its ok

    • @Dark-le3bn
      @Dark-le3bn 3 года назад +26

      @@filmaru the comment was a reference to a 3 year old meme

    • @pratiklondhe5167
      @pratiklondhe5167 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @izukumidoriya2143
      @izukumidoriya2143 3 года назад +15

      Peanuts are called peanuts cuz pee is stored in nuts

    • @anilkumarpr-sub
      @anilkumarpr-sub 2 года назад +3

      @@izukumidoriya2143 Peanuts is called peanuts because peanuts makes sense even eithout the letter “T”

  • @itsv4488
    @itsv4488 3 года назад +8

    “Be Homosexual”
    There you go people
    He said it first 😩✋

  • @anubhavdubey5798
    @anubhavdubey5798 3 года назад +70

    The timing of Ayurveda oil was pretty accurate. Mast ghusada ad.

  • @Fatimamirza308
    @Fatimamirza308 3 года назад +85

    as a girl, watching AJ's clips was infinitely cringier when u remember the boys at ur school in 7th grade

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 года назад +20

      If you got pick up lines like this in 7th grade, idk what kind of school you went too

    • @amishere.05
      @amishere.05 3 года назад +9

      @@ddc171 well , we get pick up lines like these from class 12th boys

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted 3 года назад +2

      For school and college life it's still OK but outside of that it's cringy and childish sounding lines 😅

    • @justagirlwholikespinkhair3082
      @justagirlwholikespinkhair3082 3 года назад +1

      @@amishere.05 hol up

    • @justagirlwholikespinkhair3082
      @justagirlwholikespinkhair3082 3 года назад

      lol

  • @worstchannelontheinternet5933
    @worstchannelontheinternet5933 3 года назад +899

    Watching Dark Saiman is just like smelling your own fart.....you secretly enjoy it so much

  • @memerfrommars9028
    @memerfrommars9028 3 года назад +4

    "Women are just alternatives of s*x dolls"
    -POOR SIGMA MALE (who can not buy s*x dolls)