Way back in high school, I was in remedial math and when I sneezed, I accidentally farted and the teacher stopped what he was doing and looked directly at me! I was so embarrassed that I just grabbed my stuff and when he asked where I was going, I ran like a puma was chasing after me 😂
In the 90s that was big my 2 year watched Clueless & did that & that used to tick me off. Because instead of a tantrum she just roll her eyes & give me the W sign & whatever.
Thank you, I learned something! Until now didn't know that levitating is a euphemism for passing gas. Apparently, Etta May's daughter's school has a problem with creaky floorboards! That was true of the second floor hallway in my high school.
Me and a friend were laying on the floor studying for a test behind a rolling chalkboard in a huge open area with multiple classes with no walls between us. The teacher told us to come sit down and get ready for the test as I got up on my knees and elbows. I’ll let it out a loud fart. Me and my friend fell back to the floor, laughing under our breath, as I looked out from under the chalkboard, I could see a huge amount of kids looking around and laughing. It was it was loud sounds like buuur raaap I think everyone heard it 😂
With girls, the drama always starts with: “I hate you, and you’ve ruined my life.” My daughter is an amazing Christian lady now. Her greatest fear was flunking-out of high school and college, and she kept a 4.0 average. I never put any expectations on her, she’s just OCD. I feel like I attended engineering school w/ her, as she called me hyperventilating, while crying hysterically, at least twice weekly: “I’m going to flunk out of college, I just know I will,” followed by 30 minutes of me reassuring her she wouldn’t. Whatever happened in college, though, took away every ounce of her common sense. She’s now married to a great guy, but he’s almost as clueless as she. My son…well, his room alwaays stunk, and he kept it clean.
Etta May, at least she wasn't like my daughter who cleared out her classroom and the windows had to be opened in the wintertime!! She was proud of herself on that one!! 😆😂
My Momma would've been very sympathetic, but my Daddy would've laughed and asked, " Did it smell?" My Momma would get mad at him and tell him that teenage girls had delicate feelings, and I was highly embarrassed still. 😂😂😂
Oh, Lord! I remember long about half-way through my daughter's 5th grade year I could have sworn aliens came one night and took my sweet, darling little girl and left me this hysterical, overly dramatic thing I didn't know. Even her crying was accompanied by wildly flying arms and throwing herself face down on the bed with loud dramatic sobs and cries of "It's. Not. Fairrrrr!!!". I often had to send myself to my room so I wouldn't make it worse with my laughter in front of her.
When each of my boys turned either 12 or 13, I gave them a Playboy and a box of condoms. I don't know if they ever used them, but every year after that they got more, and I told them that I would buy more whenever they needed them. I didn't want any grandkids while I was still raising my own kids. It was actually meant to be more of a joke, but I think they loved the magazines.
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So glad I found Etta May haven't laughed so much in ages, my ribs ache
Etta has great material, delivery and physical comedy skills!
Way back in high school, I was in remedial math and when I sneezed, I accidentally farted and the teacher stopped what he was doing and looked directly at me! I was so embarrassed that I just grabbed my stuff and when he asked where I was going, I ran like a puma was chasing after me 😂
I love this woman
I've watched this so many times. It's hilarious every time.
Etta may, ya still got it girl!! "she hovered." LOLOLOL
I dunno why but that "whatever" was funny.😂😂
In the 90s that was big my 2 year watched Clueless & did that & that used to tick me off. Because instead of a tantrum she just roll her eyes & give me the W sign & whatever.
@@biancajade728 😂
As a girl dad, I fully relate to this. 😂. She’s a daddy’s girl so it’s all awesome and part of the ride of life.
God bless you daddy. Try and enjoy this time. Take a lot of videos that you can show her when your daughter has a teenager. Pay backs are sweet!!!👌😂
You crack me up. Love it.
Thank you, I learned something! Until now didn't know that levitating is a euphemism for passing gas. Apparently, Etta May's daughter's school has a problem with creaky floorboards! That was true of the second floor hallway in my high school.
I farted sitting next to a boy I liked I was in 6th grade and now I am 50 and I remember it like it was yesterday lol
Me and a friend were laying on the floor studying for a test behind a rolling chalkboard in a huge open area with multiple classes with no walls between us. The teacher told us to come sit down and get ready for the test as I got up on my knees and elbows. I’ll let it out a loud fart. Me and my friend fell back to the floor, laughing under our breath, as I looked out from under the chalkboard, I could see a huge amount of kids looking around and laughing. It was it was loud sounds like buuur raaap I think everyone heard it 😂
Should’ve done it again….LOL
Every time I did jumping Jacks I farted, glad I was the last person in my squad line up .
With girls, the drama always starts with: “I hate you, and you’ve ruined my life.” My daughter is an amazing Christian lady now. Her greatest fear was flunking-out of high school and college, and she kept a 4.0 average. I never put any expectations on her, she’s just OCD. I feel like I attended engineering school w/ her, as she called me hyperventilating, while crying hysterically, at least twice weekly: “I’m going to flunk out of college, I just know I will,” followed by 30 minutes of me reassuring her she wouldn’t. Whatever happened in college, though, took away every ounce of her common sense. She’s now married to a great guy, but he’s almost as clueless as she. My son…well, his room alwaays stunk, and he kept it clean.
I don't know who you are I wish I did you bring up some old-school shit that brings back a lot of great memories LOL
Wish you could come to Western Washington.
You are AMAZING...
Etta May, at least she wasn't like my daughter who cleared out her classroom and the windows had to be opened in the wintertime!! She was proud of herself on that one!! 😆😂
I farted doing push-ups in Bible class of all places in 8th grade I believe. Super embarrassing 😳 😂
That’s why I don’t do push-ups to this day. 😂
@ettamaycomedy lmao!! 😂❤🤣❤😂❤😆❤😂 LOVE your stuff!!
Ettamae always make me laugh!🤣😂🤣😂
Let it rip let it fly
WHY DONT YOU HAVE YOU OWN SITCOM!!!
Tell me about it. I wrote a sitcom but don’t have agent in L.A. to pitch it.
@@ettamaycomedy Wish you could do a show in Pennsylvania.
@@ettamaycomedy 😮😳 GIRL!! you need to find one asap! 🙏🏼❤😁 LOVE your stuff!!
Lady at 3:36 still traumatized from hers
I got whiplash from the mood swings
My Momma would've been very sympathetic, but my Daddy would've laughed and asked, " Did it smell?" My Momma would get mad at him and tell him that teenage girls had delicate feelings, and I was highly embarrassed still. 😂😂😂
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Oh, Lord! I remember long about half-way through my daughter's 5th grade year I could have sworn aliens came one night and took my sweet, darling little girl and left me this hysterical, overly dramatic thing I didn't know. Even her crying was accompanied by wildly flying arms and throwing herself face down on the bed with loud dramatic sobs and cries of "It's. Not. Fairrrrr!!!". I often had to send myself to my room so I wouldn't make it worse with my laughter in front of her.
Poor gal... she must've really been suffering from test anxiety that day..
When each of my boys turned either 12 or 13, I gave them a Playboy and a box of condoms. I don't know if they ever used them, but every year after that they got more, and I told them that I would buy more whenever they needed them. I didn't want any grandkids while I was still raising my own kids. It was actually meant to be more of a joke, but I think they loved the magazines.
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Aaah but a silent but deadly fart...so much worse
Cutting the cheese in an algebra test would not be ideal… 😬
Hy u are funny .make my day .🎉