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  • @MTGoriginal
    @MTGoriginal Месяц назад +9

    heres more!
    karl jobs sued: ruclips.net/video/mZygaa4Rmzg/видео.html
    dubai meat: ruclips.net/video/Xp3nevlyNWE/видео.html
    steam bots: ruclips.net/video/TmVOTXgAVms/видео.html

  • @brakalanga7667
    @brakalanga7667 Месяц назад +68

    Ngl, I thought I saw everything in Arena: huge stack, huge creatures, overflow, token limit - you name it. But when I saw that counter distribution dance I almost rolled on the floor.
    11/10 would watch again

    • @dedfoker
      @dedfoker Месяц назад

      Best jank Qwazar has created in recent years.

  • @theendcore4840
    @theendcore4840 Месяц назад +151

    Everytime I´m drunk, I come onto this channel.

    • @EatSleepAcidtechno
      @EatSleepAcidtechno Месяц назад +6

      Welcome fellow drunk jank enjoyer :D

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Месяц назад +8

      Strange everytime I come here I get drunk 😂

    • @AkodoNoEyes
      @AkodoNoEyes Месяц назад +5

      Better to come on the channel than his face I guess. 😂😂😂😂

    • @desmondschlebusch6482
      @desmondschlebusch6482 Месяц назад

      Yes

    • @hp5310
      @hp5310 Месяц назад

      It's the only way to truly understand him

  • @joshuashrode2084
    @joshuashrode2084 Месяц назад +40

    Did anyone count how many times he played a land then played a Rune Crab? *shiver*

    • @jeffe2267
      @jeffe2267 Месяц назад +8

      It physically hurts.

    • @dunkinzdad
      @dunkinzdad 7 дней назад +2

      Cuz he probably knows it wouldn't matter. The killing blow comes in one turn no matter what so missing one or two triggers wouldn't make a difference.

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 Месяц назад +32

    That match against the mono green deck was the most blatant forced loss attempt I've ever seen. 80+ card deck, Gaia's Blessing, Questing Beast to pierce through Haze of Pollen, and Ugin, just in case. And they couldn't even manage that, good job Wizardo

    • @-Karnage
      @-Karnage Месяц назад +3

      Reddit nerds will say it aint' so.

    • @darkmega97
      @darkmega97 Месяц назад +2

      And all that failing just force a draw by having your game be incable of doing math

    • @kiowa4440
      @kiowa4440 Месяц назад

      Sadly I see blatant forced loss attempts and successes every day. Karn and leyline against aetherflux generator and charbelcher. Sacrifice kill spells against hex proof. Cling to dust vs Re-Animator. Strict proctor/ hushbringer vs Heliod combo. Etc.

  • @lolbajset
    @lolbajset Месяц назад +34

    i see doppelgang and virtue of strength i press like

    • @AkodoNoEyes
      @AkodoNoEyes Месяц назад +1

      Same. Soooo much shenanigans

  • @hyshade5132
    @hyshade5132 Месяц назад +12

    Milling 800 cards? Damn, time for that 1,000 card deck.

  • @SEAxHAWK
    @SEAxHAWK Месяц назад +5

    Coming back to this channel was a wonderful decision, you've kept up your fun energy and now I have a face to put behind the man. Hell yeah. Keep up the good work.

  • @OniTreefolk
    @OniTreefolk Месяц назад +18

    Their servers can't handle their broken cards.. great design!

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 Месяц назад +3

      A calculator from the 70´s could do that

  • @yodie2195
    @yodie2195 Месяц назад +11

    Tried Doppelgang with Acidic Slime. Now thats fun land destruction. 👍

  • @Fullmetal85
    @Fullmetal85 Месяц назад +11

    Incredible that i don't play magic arena and even i knew The One Ring is indestructible.

    • @ToadboyMTG
      @ToadboyMTG Месяц назад

      Because its...is a paper card that was plastered In ads for months?

    • @wurgel1
      @wurgel1 27 дней назад +1

      @@ToadboyMTG more likely due it's indestructibility being the entire plothock of the entire saga?

  • @lwkipp
    @lwkipp Месяц назад +22

    I generally know when I see doppelgang that there will be at least one draw because you do it too big and cause the game to have a mid life crisis... 10 out of 10.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 Месяц назад +2

      Do you know this new White sorcery that blinks X times, it's a shame it requires to select each time, so it's not good for making dumb combos with it, wish it would be altered

  • @flexgalaxy1268
    @flexgalaxy1268 Месяц назад +5

    >2nd match
    >dude absolutely has his mind melted into the 7th circle
    >Draw
    Well played, Wizards.

  • @bolawdean
    @bolawdean Месяц назад +6

    I commented about dopplegang like a month ago…glad you got around to abusing it 😏

  • @vaimast
    @vaimast Месяц назад +2

    im unbeaten, i go to sleep, i wake up and walk like a crap around

  • @Godonstilts
    @Godonstilts Месяц назад +4

    I said I wanted to see it, and Sempai delivers. Excellent!

  • @bekooler1
    @bekooler1 Месяц назад +3

    You’re breaking the game😂😂😂

  • @vca73
    @vca73 Месяц назад +6

    Best video yet!

  • @godlynewbie
    @godlynewbie Месяц назад +2

    ruin crab always living rent free in peoples heads. also has the good ruin crab skin bravo

  • @lavandieredenoz
    @lavandieredenoz Месяц назад +6

    WHERE IS THE HELLO FOR THE 3.4% TODAY ???

  • @lsthatadeer
    @lsthatadeer Месяц назад +2

    You bastard, I love this.

  • @sirblankenship
    @sirblankenship Месяц назад +1

    The intro made me think, what did you do xD

  • @ChiefToad
    @ChiefToad Месяц назад

    When I see those magic words. I know it's gonna be a good one. I love the hc decks.

  • @Trippifungi
    @Trippifungi Месяц назад

    I love the “Ya Boi Kong Ming” reference 😂😂

  • @TaSeDrAs
    @TaSeDrAs Месяц назад +1

    I laughed so hard the whole video... That made my day

  • @kevanlong9403
    @kevanlong9403 Месяц назад

    Feels like old senpai, love it

  • @bbbeware
    @bbbeware Месяц назад +1

    what a time to be alive boys

  • @OniTreefolk
    @OniTreefolk Месяц назад

    Been seeing a Territory Forge deck going around that's basically land destruction. You going to make Standard hell again with it?

  • @SEAxHAWK
    @SEAxHAWK Месяц назад

    Congrats on 100k

  • @shevchenkogamer
    @shevchenkogamer Месяц назад

    Amazing, Best video

  • @dougfresh9574
    @dougfresh9574 25 дней назад

    Theres an enchantment that allows you to play lands from graveyards, and a case that lets you play lands from the top of your deck. Spicy

  • @sydbarrett7579
    @sydbarrett7579 Месяц назад +1

    For the algorithm, you sweet summer child

  • @PositiveAttitudee
    @PositiveAttitudee Месяц назад +1

    Glorious

  • @godlynewbie
    @godlynewbie Месяц назад +1

    mandatory IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • @Rogues4Ever
    @Rogues4Ever 5 дней назад

    HOWS IT GOING BOYS! Where have you been, my dude

  • @zugesinddoof9885
    @zugesinddoof9885 Месяц назад

    Love mill, Love the crab.. 💪

  • @josecarrasco2945
    @josecarrasco2945 Месяц назад

    I can’t get over it. “Safety is #1 priority”

  • @ecobritefl2884
    @ecobritefl2884 11 дней назад

    Amazing

  • @ryanc3201
    @ryanc3201 Месяц назад +1

    Ahh, another day, another poop, and another Qwazar video. Let's go boys!

  • @Elyika
    @Elyika 20 дней назад

    someone put a wedding dress on Doppelgang because our boi is getting married

  • @chrisakachris5674
    @chrisakachris5674 7 дней назад

    You need merch that says “In any case”

  • @JaredJuetten
    @JaredJuetten 2 дня назад

    At 23:00 - the guy did the thing where they timeout and bug the game so it's a draw, rather than lose.
    Absolute Wuss.

  • @ParGellen
    @ParGellen Месяц назад

    Speaking of crabs. There is a house fire somewhere that needs its mill decker.

  • @r4diantshad0w44
    @r4diantshad0w44 Месяц назад

    it is good to be back... algorithm boosting comment
    more chair noises plz plz plz plz

  • @davidevans7477
    @davidevans7477 Месяц назад

    Program limitations is one reason why i will always prefer in person magic.
    Those "draws" were totally legit.

  • @shadobaggins7131
    @shadobaggins7131 Месяц назад

    The herion joke killed me xD

  • @RobleViejo
    @RobleViejo Месяц назад

    12:12 Who would win? The guy with 51 lives and a 23/23 creature? or the guy with 4 lives and a 0/3 Crab?

  • @tylermulkey8779
    @tylermulkey8779 Месяц назад +1

    YUR

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan Месяц назад

    yay!

  • @mtgsalt1151
    @mtgsalt1151 29 дней назад

    Did I see that one ring had an activation cost to draw?

  • @megafunny789
    @megafunny789 26 дней назад

    So this is the reason i keep seeing this deck .-.

  • @sallybotsstobyllas7611
    @sallybotsstobyllas7611 Месяц назад

    for the card gias blessing, if you need an answer for it the card stone brain is a good choice

  • @absence9443
    @absence9443 Месяц назад

    I agree, WotC should either increase the breakable limits or introduce new ways to cause mayhem in the next sets :)

  • @theevilbagel87
    @theevilbagel87 Месяц назад

    I don't play to win, I play to BREAK THE GAME!!!!

  • @ImpurestStewart
    @ImpurestStewart 20 дней назад

    Oh, It's arena. I was going to tell you to play my BOW deck but oh well.

  • @ReiyKishi
    @ReiyKishi Месяц назад

    a desert is an area of land that receives no more than 25 centimeters (10 inches) of precipitation a year. Just because there are large bodies of water in it does not mean that it isn't a desert

  • @Exile559
    @Exile559 Месяц назад

    My game break is krenko Mob boss, helm of the host, and shared animosity.

  • @legitaddress
    @legitaddress Месяц назад

    this is what the people demand wizards be damned

  • @ChewieFlakes
    @ChewieFlakes Месяц назад

    How does MTG Arena not have a deck code system like similar games?

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 19 дней назад

    I do this the same way with Peregrine took
    Experimental confectioner.

  • @oscribe2772
    @oscribe2772 Месяц назад

    When u draw... A DRAW ! ^o^

  • @figurefriction8893
    @figurefriction8893 Месяц назад

    "its only 40" *opponent explodes* " loser"

  • @craigkniffin4948
    @craigkniffin4948 Месяц назад

    I love doppelgang with everything
    I've learned never go over x4
    Just got field of the dead doppelganged

  • @Pangolinz
    @Pangolinz Месяц назад

    crab

  • @BlindRamb0
    @BlindRamb0 Месяц назад

    Wish I could get past 400 triggers. Also doubling season/Parallel lives with doppelgang is pretty sweet

  • @vitalgaming9248
    @vitalgaming9248 Месяц назад

    " I don't know any Amy's, but i hope they do" LMAO

  • @TheKillerman3333
    @TheKillerman3333 Месяц назад

    21 lands came into play, you have 8 ruin crabs, each mills 3 cards. That is 504 cards

  • @dedfoker
    @dedfoker Месяц назад

    Deck so strong makes arena go draw and make tokens dance The cancer has returned.

  • @gauchesuedo
    @gauchesuedo Месяц назад

    "Unbeaten" crab mill vs 2 copies of gaea's blessing

  • @jeffe2267
    @jeffe2267 Месяц назад

    This guy's accent sounds Irish, mixed with Boston, and a splash of Eastern Europe. I can't place it. It's fun to listen to though. I can never anticipate how he's going to pronounce something lol

  • @Kakwann
    @Kakwann Месяц назад

    Greg is at it again i see... Saffron Olive found that more than 5-6 on Doppelgang is too much for the program.

  • @AlexIsAsheep
    @AlexIsAsheep Месяц назад

    WOTC @MTG ORIGINAL DECKS “STOP BLOWING HOLES THROUGH OUR SERVER!!”

  • @JKiefer
    @JKiefer 16 дней назад

    HYPER CANCER IS BACK YES

  • @AwkwardDreamer
    @AwkwardDreamer Месяц назад

    That first match you could have Nissa'd and Ruin Crab'd and still had the mana for fog :>

  • @FlashRave
    @FlashRave 17 дней назад

    why's this man have five accents per sentence

  • @hogarthheathan
    @hogarthheathan Месяц назад

    It's the most fun when it's not rigged

  • @davidf.7253
    @davidf.7253 Месяц назад +1

    Did you have fun in the match?
    😀/☹️

  • @AkodoNoEyes
    @AkodoNoEyes Месяц назад

    You can also use Scuttle Tide to win with your Crab Army. Hahah. What about Iceberg Cranix.
    Yes the One Ring has always been indestructible. One of the reasons why Mount Doom and Sauron have effects or whatever that require the sacrifice of a legendary artifact.

  • @VitorSantos-jm8tb
    @VitorSantos-jm8tb Месяц назад

    Doppelgang is just great
    More than 5 copies, especially if you mess with mana (nissa, nixbloom, whatever) will lag the game into extinction (To draw actually)

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George Месяц назад

    1:23 A mono red deck name? Oof this is gonna be horrible. Gonna get comfortable and enjoy!

  • @pacmanjumper
    @pacmanjumper Месяц назад

    antarctica is a desert and has plenty of water

  • @panuwatbuthorntaraj2909
    @panuwatbuthorntaraj2909 Месяц назад

    It like you want to break ,make it draw to achievement.

  • @gabegates4186
    @gabegates4186 Месяц назад

    deserts can have water 🐔

  • @erikhoryza9068
    @erikhoryza9068 19 дней назад

    Wizards owes you 3 wins fs.

  • @ruiteixeira906
    @ruiteixeira906 Месяц назад

    Only growth spiral version that matters is the rare japanese one ;)

  • @mortakarsm3812
    @mortakarsm3812 Месяц назад

    Históric Unbeaten? Gaias bless! 🤭

  • @BlacklusterPally
    @BlacklusterPally Месяц назад

    arena can handle 3-4 virtue/nixbloom ancient max...after that it just goes bye bye

  • @Grim903
    @Grim903 11 дней назад

    Oh this is where this cancer came from 😂

  • @sirblankenship
    @sirblankenship Месяц назад

    31:50

  • @jacobrobar9430
    @jacobrobar9430 Месяц назад

    Posted 11 hours ago

  • @prashantgovindaraju6447
    @prashantgovindaraju6447 Месяц назад

    Server is suffering brain fog 😂

  • @bryanlurny7367
    @bryanlurny7367 Месяц назад

    God is it me or he is cute and so does his accent lol

  • @RobleViejo
    @RobleViejo Месяц назад

    You know its gonna be good when its 0:00 and you are already saying out loud "What the f*ck"
    No seriously, if I was a dev for MTG Arena I would be watching this video and p00ping a little bit

  • @takiseharata3075
    @takiseharata3075 Месяц назад +1

    Doppelgang broke this shit game from begining and they cant fix this for months bro.

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George Месяц назад

    25:47 it's JFE not GFE..... Jay, not Gee. If saying at by accident is worth 1 slap, this one must be worth at least something way worse, like making a Merfolk deck and playing with the Ta-fking-feri avatar, purple cat can stay though, that would be too much. Ggwp

    • @Iris_and_or_George
      @Iris_and_or_George Месяц назад

      It's disgusting that a large portion of things I hate in mtg is probably thanks to you😅

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Месяц назад

      J is pronounced exactly as he said. You English speakers have your head turned flipped upside down. English is the worst language on the planet if you want to represent the sounds of the letters, J is pronounced /j/ as for example the German words Ja, and Jäger, not /ʤ/ or as it's written normally these days /dʒ/ or using the modern equivalent, /dz/.

  • @danielkazao
    @danielkazao 16 дней назад

    the saddest draws i've ever seen XD

  • @zunarcorporation1117
    @zunarcorporation1117 Месяц назад

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @piperaj0509
    @piperaj0509 Месяц назад

    It makes me cringe how you auto play mana with ruin crabs in your hand.

  • @RockerEma850
    @RockerEma850 Месяц назад

    I'll never understand why WoTC would design and program a card in their game that can't even be used to its fullest potential because the game simply can't compute.

    • @podgemac459
      @podgemac459 Месяц назад +1

      Cause they don't think about it. They just say "Yeah screw it, seems good. Print."🤣 seriously just delete the stupid card, it's a commander made card put in to arena where 1 use just bricks most games. Seriously that draw game bs is hilarious.

    • @jeffe2267
      @jeffe2267 Месяц назад

      Same reason you can't spell design.

    • @RockerEma850
      @RockerEma850 Месяц назад

      @jeffe2267Aww, look, it's trying to say something. Here you go, little buddy 🍼🍪

  • @seventhson12
    @seventhson12 Месяц назад

    First boys !