And if you don’t give someone they SUDDENLY turn into your enemy. And they bring it up after so long like “REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE GUM?”
My math teacher is always like “UnPacK YouR StuFf, I HaVen’T tOLd yOu To PaCk up YeT.” 2 seconds later: “PaCk uP YoUr sTufF ThE BeLL iS gOnNa RiNg iN A MinUtE.”
Kid: "nurse i broke my nose" Nurse: "heres an ice pack" Kid: "im dying" Nurse: "heres an ice pack!" Kid: "I fell off a cliff Godzilla stepped on me saitama punched me i got possessed by a demon i stubbed my toe and hit my funny bone" Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK!"
Geometry dash reference (the one where guy in the white shirt screaming on the meme about where what the maths teacher teaches was finally actually used in real life is Npesta who is one of the best players and that gif of him is his reaction to beating Kenos which was at the time I think the second hardest level)!!!🔥🍷🗿🔥
Me to teacher : why we go to school? Teacher : to learn math Me: we have calculator Teacher: history Me : Let the past be the past Teacher : geography Me : we have globe Teacher : Spanish Me : 3 words ' dora the explorer ' Teacher : English Me : RUclips
0:06 reminds me of when I was in 5th grade during a test, I literally wrote “it’s hard to [__] a sentence with the word “[__]”” (I put blanks cuz I forgot what were the words, but u get the idea)
3:09 I actually did the math here, the answer depends on in which way you think a pizza is divided, in this case, each pizza would be divided by 3. I will show 3 Possible ways to get the answer. Easy Thinking: If you simplify 4/8 you will get one half, same with 5/10 so the only possible answer is D because by simply looking by it you can tell there is more than a half. Kinda nerd answer:As said before, it is way more than one half, but how much in fractions? Well, if one single pizza is divided by 3, then the final part (uneaten) would be 1/3, so the eaten portion would be 2/3. But dont worry, it may confuse you, lets pretend the entire pizza circle is 6/6, then, the entire half would be 3/6 and if we count the uneaten part it would be 4/6 due to 2/6 (2 parts of pizza not eaten in one half) that is left. NERD ANSWER: We have the fractions part, but how about the percentage? Well, 4/6 is higher than 50%, and 1/6 is equal to 16.6%, Making the final answer 66.6%. Feel free to correct me because i didint double check the methods i used for the math, anyways bye.
The fact that this is day 87 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION. The power of the sentence above shines within you. (We've officially came to the mark of the sonic guy)
Me: opens a bag of chips. The class: give me give me give me! Me: NO! The class: (starts chasing me after i said no) Me: 😱🏃♂️ The class: 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️
0:09 I use this a lot or I use I don’t know a sentence for ___________ 6:44 ok now I have opened like not living 100 it was only slow for the next 3 months and one kid has like 250 and his was slow for like 2 months 9:08 SHOOT I NEED TO DO MINE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Teacher when a kid interrupts the principal during the assembly to tell him about all the problems at school that need to be addressed ASAP:🎶you better show some respect🎶
5yo me: nurse i fell from the stairs and my head is bleeding nurse: have an ice bag! 7yo susane: nurse i think zach is possesed nurse: here give him the ice bag!!!
Teacher: alright who wants to present now? *my partner raising their hand* *me giving them a death glare because I didn’t want to present* *my other friends in the same group trying to hide as quick as possible and praying that the teacher did saw that one kid*
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
Me: Yes I can. (Goes to the bathroom)
Teacher: holy moly
no start peeing in front of the teacher
@@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld no start pooping at the chair if you don't go to bathroom
No just pee on the teacher
😂😂😂😂
me: can you survive this meteor combination?
Yes
The "I dOn'T kNow, CaN yOu?" is so real
Yes
My teacher said that once.
Bro why are you spying on me 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
:l
Who???
Yeah me to
Who
Dumbas
Me: *opens a pack of gum* wait, why do I hear the Seek chase music playing?
The entire school: *starts chasing me for a piece*
lol fr😂😂😂😂
And if you don’t give someone they SUDDENLY turn into your enemy. And they bring it up after so long like “REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE GUM?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🥲
why the doors referance?
Teacher:why didn't go to the bathroom during lunch?
Me: because I didn't need to use the bathroom at lunch
Teacher:well did you try?
@@hollylovesbobaYes
@@beanbags37282 OKAY THEN WHY DO U NEED TO GO NOW HMMM????
@@hollylovesboba cuz i need to pee or else my bladder will explode
@ well womp womp hold it in
My math teacher is always like “UnPacK YouR StuFf, I HaVen’T tOLd yOu To PaCk up YeT.”
2 seconds later: “PaCk uP YoUr sTufF ThE BeLL iS gOnNa RiNg iN A MinUtE.”
Same😂😂😂😂
@@howcanyou9151 lol do we go to the same school
Every teacher
Soo TRUR
I have to be every teacher there
Its true that after school we just be doodling all over our hands
Yea
I ask my friend to do it for me as I have zero skill
Yea it's ✨✨✨tattoo✨✨✨✨✨😊😊😊😊😊
I draw the most unhinged paws on my fingers bruv
@@kareensumacote2623Temporary tattoos! There are even free 😍
Also, remember that suspended meme? 10:50 yeah that acctually happened in our school to one of my friends
“Write a question using why”
“Why?”
U stole that from a vid
@United_tea_kingdomit’s still funny
"Copy these notes very carefully."
Two seconds later
Times up!
Fr
Fr (chain)
Fr
Fr X100000000000
Fr
“You cant hear pictures, silly”
Me: (lego city person yelling “hey”)
Same. My PFP: RAAAAAAAAAAH
I was reading this, and heard it.
2:01
Zack: well I am dead meat
Zoey:
Zyvier
Zoë here
Zyxir
Zzaiver
Zzzzzzzzzz
Kid: "nurse i broke my nose"
Nurse: "heres an ice pack"
Kid: "im dying"
Nurse: "heres an ice pack!"
Kid: "I fell off a cliff Godzilla stepped on me saitama punched me i got possessed by a demon i stubbed my toe and hit my funny bone"
Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK!"
Yes 😂😂😂😂
Kid: *Dies by coldness*
Nurse: "HERES AN ICE PACK"
@@Velociraptor_Blue_OfficalTrue💀💀💀💀💀
@@Velociraptor_Blue_Officalfr fr💀
Kid: gets stuck in the center of the suns core
Nurse: ice will surely do the trick
5:09
Me: types “the first ten digits of the answer”
Access given.
Geometry dash reference (the one where guy in the white shirt screaming on the meme about where what the maths teacher teaches was finally actually used in real life is Npesta who is one of the best players and that gif of him is his reaction to beating Kenos which was at the time I think the second hardest level)!!!🔥🍷🗿🔥
I started dying at this part😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:25
4:17 this is too relatable 😢
"Answer keys to an exam that my students are taking right now"
*MOST REPLAYED*
Hmmm...
13 years in 13 minutes
Wowowowowoowwowowoowwoowowowowowowo
Frrrr
@@Chimasa22 I be speaking facts
0:52 that was so me in kindergarten 😂😂
Those are... CORRECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (School Edition)
6:55 Omg my math teacher wasn't here but got replaced with a substitute
0:50 SO TRUE
it should be illegal to be this early
Yea
It’s not
What time is it there here it is 2 am
What if it's 3AM being early at videos and you comment?
No one cares how early you are, kid
Me to teacher : why we go to school?
Teacher : to learn math
Me: we have calculator
Teacher: history
Me : Let the past be the past
Teacher : geography
Me : we have globe
Teacher : Spanish
Me : 3 words ' dora the explorer '
Teacher : English
Me : RUclips
The first one is so true
I agree
Agreed
Gg being first
Ur frst
.
4:25 the ”AUUUAUuuAuhHuahuAahuhHUUH” GOT ME😂
2:01 wait... THATS MEE
Same💀💀
My brothers name is Zachary
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: There is already someone in the bathroom
Student: *comes back*
Me: Can I go know?
Teacher: No
( ╹▽╹ ) true
0:06 reminds me of when I was in 5th grade during a test, I literally wrote “it’s hard to [__] a sentence with the word “[__]”” (I put blanks cuz I forgot what were the words, but u get the idea)
Ignominious
3:33... Welp, he's not wrong...
1:19 I would say, yes I can and leave the door
1:59 Aaron be chilling outside after that💀
The teacher in the last meme is the GOAT
Yes
0:47 especially when I have art class
0:48 happens to me everytime
3:09 I actually did the math here, the answer depends on in which way you think a pizza is divided, in this case, each pizza would be divided by 3. I will show 3 Possible ways to get the answer.
Easy Thinking: If you simplify 4/8 you will get one half, same with 5/10 so the only possible answer is D because by simply looking by it you can tell there is more than a half.
Kinda nerd answer:As said before, it is way more than one half, but how much in fractions? Well, if one single pizza is divided by 3, then the final part (uneaten) would be 1/3, so the eaten portion would be 2/3. But dont worry, it may confuse you, lets pretend the entire pizza circle is 6/6, then, the entire half would be 3/6 and if we count the uneaten part it would be 4/6 due to 2/6 (2 parts of pizza not eaten in one half) that is left.
NERD ANSWER: We have the fractions part, but how about the percentage? Well, 4/6 is higher than 50%, and 1/6 is equal to 16.6%, Making the final answer 66.6%.
Feel free to correct me because i didint double check the methods i used for the math, anyways bye.
Teacher why didn’t you do you homework
Student:6 iq :my dog ate my homework
Student:99999999999999999999999999999999999999 iq : I ate my homework🧠🧠🧠
6:20 In 1st grade I was always so clumsy so I always dropped everything on my desk on the floor, and got notes about it sent home.
1:44 why did you say divided by huh?
Yeah it’s plus
How teachers expect us leave during life threatening situations: (calmly walking out of the building)🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶
How we leave: everybody for themselves!
0:52 what this mean?
u get bored in cass nd draw on ur hand
@@sakudienkhtaivan2390 or you was in art class
Or you are in math class doing maths on your hand I guess
if you dont know what this means youre not a real one
You missed out man...
9:40
Normal 4th grade kid: what in the holy moly sign is that?
Me, in 3rd grade: THATS OBVIOUSLY A F*****NG 3
Why are u swearing when in 3rd grade
5:15 NPESTA SCREAM
it’s me
KENOS
The power of two from BFDI 1:28
Zoë can be to…I hate to be in that situation….because my name starts with Z😢 2:00
2:01 I’m at the back 😭
Exam:
Mark has 6 apples
His train is 9 minutes early
Calculate the mass of the 8 planets in our solar system and the mass of Galactus
420
@@mashingsumpotaters how do u know the answer
@@nadoo1237 im pro
9:42 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People who saw the the word sarcasm in 2:31
1:24 this is so relatable, did this all the time, which why I always failed a bunch, but it was fun. Made me want a drum set lol
Get your tickets for being here in one hour
👇
SHUT UP!
The fact that this is day 87 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION.
The power of the sentence above shines within you.
(We've officially came to the mark of the sonic guy)
4:02 got me dying😂
2:05 my name is zach
Same
My name is zayden😂
Sorry😢
My name is ziah
Doesn’t the alphabetical order use surnames?
1:35 i dont understand, are u doing that on purpouse? do you like not see that its + not %? or is it a joke
If a man cries he is not weak , he has been strong for a long time ❤❤- ITHACHI UCHIA
???
@@Bobmob.mp4 what are u asking my friend
3:22 No like SERIOUSLY MY SCHOOL LIFE (not in university yet)
Teacher: What is the most sold item in the 1800s
The black kid: * raises his hand *
Teacher: correct!💀
This is a joke right?
Of course.@@NessieCastleCats2023
@@NessieCastleCats2023 Yeah, but they aren't wrong either, a lot of people brought slaves during the 1800s
6:49 😂😂😂😂😂 why is it on fire the laptop
Becuz it is so slow
ONE HOUR GANG❤❤
👇👇
1:26 “To the power of 2” my brain: *thinks of tpot*
Same
@@Crazycam425 same
The power of TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tpot intro starts playing*
@ #tpot
The teacher: **comes 10 minutes late**
The rest of the class that suddenly stopped talking:
I don’t know where I’m going with this it’s 2 AM
Me: opens a bag of chips.
The class: give me give me give me!
Me: NO!
The class: (starts chasing me after i said no)
Me: 😱🏃♂️
The class: 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️
Hello there
Can someone say hi back :)
Hi! :)
Sup
bye
Hi
Bruh this ain't discord
0:09 I use this a lot or I use I don’t know a sentence for ___________
6:44 ok now I have opened like not living 100 it was only slow for the next 3 months and one kid has like 250 and his was slow for like 2 months
9:08 SHOOT I NEED TO DO MINE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:53 I found this vid!
What?????
Bro when I’m at school my fan is louder than the chair.
my name is ziad..
I have a friend whose name is zaid and hates being called ziad
Yo ME TOO
HAHA MY NAME IS ARIN
Mine is Victoria I’d be there burning with ya
@@MacaylaTheDandysWorld_OC
HAH, MY NAME IS ALEX!
5:15 OMG ITS NPESTA
KENOS 100%
7:25
Please, can somebody explain it to me? What is a Sugondese Hyenas and why will it be funny?
Idk it’s an animal
Its funny because the joke is suppose to be suck on these nuts since sugondese sounds like suck on these
Sugondese sounds like suck on these hyeans so...
Kinda like deez nuts
SUGONDESE NUTS
This is too true to be good🙈🙈🙈
👇
I have a cousin zach😂😢😂😂
#relatable
Me : *Opens a pack of gum* *The mission : Impossible music starts*
Day 40 of asking for Roblox memes NO MORE TF2 IM BORED OF IT
Don’t stop
Yeah bro keep it up ❤
2:00 is literally me my name is William I’ll burn
This comment will have no likes ☹️ never ever ever
No comments? I'll fix that
YEAH IT WONT
@@Iw1ll3aty0u yea I know
Well now your wrong 10 likes coming at ya >:3
like begger
6:05 as a Scandinavian I can confirm this, both of them
Teacher when a kid interrupts the principal during the assembly to tell him about all the problems at school that need to be addressed ASAP:🎶you better show some respect🎶
5yo me: nurse i fell from the stairs and my head is bleeding
nurse: have an ice bag!
7yo susane: nurse i think zach is possesed
nurse: here give him the ice bag!!!
8:26 the students watching: 😂
12:06 Actually, thats not very much money and since i go to elementary school all my teachers so far have been pretty nice they deserve more
oh hi friend
my fav memes in this vid 3:56 to 4:04 , 6:58 to 7:05, 9:42 to 9:49
What do you think your friends are doing when you get in trouble:*doing their work*
What is actually happening:*looking at you*
3:46 relatable
Him: Infinite divide by infinite
The picture: ♾️ + ♾️
I know he say divide but its addition
Bro explained my whole life
Actually once my classmate told my teacher that: Your mean!
And our teacher: I know
8:08 bruh moment
Teacher: alright who wants to present now?
*my partner raising their hand*
*me giving them a death glare because I didn’t want to present*
*my other friends in the same group trying to hide as quick as possible and praying that the teacher did saw that one kid*
The chewing gum is so true, I recently gave half my class chewing gum..
What, you egg! [Stabbing him.
MOM: Go to school
ME: 🤧
👕📱
🩳
👟👟
Zack: I'M ON FIRE AND I'M STILL ALIVE
Zaden:good for y... (casually turns into ash)
the teacher who protested against finals being at 7 am is a legend, hope hes doing good.
Bro solved all the impossible equations
1’0000000000% true
💀☠️👻
1:54 name your kid Alex he will be first
Me:can i go to the bathroom
Teacher:I dont know CAN YOU?!
Me:ofc i can **goes to bathroom**