[ASMR] Incompetent Assassin Targets You (You're a King/Queen, Audio Roleplay)
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- You have been targeted. You're royal, it's expected. But this seems more than just a simple attack. This smells like a conspiracy. Perhaps you would have fallen, with your kingdom following you soon after. But lucky for you, the assassin they sent isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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“I can’t just stab and walk away!” My guy that’s literally what an assassin does 😑
“Professionals have standards”
"Incompetent Assassin"
nooo honey it's okay try again you got this
"You ordered a massage earlier"
*a yes,, gaslighting*
That "Don't ask question, just get paid." part got me 🤣
It's only been 50 seconds, why am I already dying with this character????😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
"Turn around...and you are awake..."😃
Great job as always❤❤❤
The most aggressive job interviewee ever.
“i hate skinny little men who exist” I LOVE SKINNY LITTLE MEN THAT EXIST
Audio = "hey"
My brain - ThE NaMEs fLYnn riDEr 🤣
I'll see myself out 🕳🚶♀️
Nonono come back, I thought I was the only one!
Same
NO NO No
This is bad, this is very, very BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD!
THEY JUST CANT GET MY NOSE RIGHT!
once he did the flip i was like "fuck. now i gotta marry him"
LOL the “Stab Stab” 😂
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Gav I am quite literally BEGGING that you make this sweetheart into a series character because I am in love
I already want more of this assassin ☺️✨
This was so funny omg
"I hate small skinny guys who just. Exist." For some reason, that took me out.
plot twist: they sent this assassin so the royal will be too stunned to fight back and instead keeps them as a servant or something
This was great! Funny and charming. I'm totally invested in this guy.
I love this charachter 😂💕 pls if you can make a pt 2
This is why we practice on the hay dummies.
i’ll take a 4am massage any day man
I'm still a fairly new subscriber, but I think your audios are really great.
But I have a question about Starline 1: what does Breckett actually look like? All that is known is that he belongs to a reptilian race, has a tail and is slightly taller than the average human. Is there a picture of him? If so i would like to see it. I can draw animals quite well, but unfortunately not humans or human-like persons. Also big hello from germany.
If you watch the end of starline 2 there are some concept arts from fans that have most if the characters that can give you a good idea
@@lovelynight1 Yes, I've seen the fan art, but the pictures were mainly of Hakir and Skipper (to be honest, I personally like the first picture best), but I didn't see any pictures of Breckett. Would be nice to know what he looks like.
Very cute and adore the cat in the background
Dude assassin's are literally ment to stab or shoot and walk away 😂😂😂💁
Great performance, thank you!!❤❤
Please part 2....
so cute ^///^. Part 2?
Wait this is the earliest I’ve ever been 😧
OOPS I FORGOT TO WISH A VERY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🎉🎉🎉🎉
Hi
Ur so glad for being bad at what you signed up for
WHAT 😂😂🤦🤦🤦🤣