My wife HIT my car...

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  • @ACE_MMA_FAN
    @ACE_MMA_FAN 3 года назад +1616

    “I don’t care how close you are”
    *Wanderlei confused face*

  • @SomeBlackGuy
    @SomeBlackGuy 3 года назад +1442

    You let her get close :(

    • @olivercrespo2329
      @olivercrespo2329 3 года назад +17

      Hey man what are u doing here 😂

    • @Mememulelife
      @Mememulelife 3 года назад +4

      too close

    • @heart3356
      @heart3356 3 года назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 года назад +3

      … and that’s when he knew, he fucked up.

    • @Alex-sh2nd
      @Alex-sh2nd 3 года назад +2

      Really didn't expect you here lol

  • @jaesterling7546
    @jaesterling7546 3 года назад +1684

    Important Time Stamps:
    0:19- Uncross
    0:21- “Ok.”
    0:49- Leg Cross
    1:23- Uncross
    2:19- Leg Cross
    2:41- Uncross
    2:43- Undefeated, Undisputed, eye sight
    2:53- Leg Cross
    3:19- “By the way”
    3:21- Uncross
    3:35- Leg Cross
    4:06- Uncross
    4:23- Leg Cross

  • @josepheffenrogan
    @josepheffenrogan 3 года назад +850

    Chael is now officially 110-1 in his MMA career, suffering his first defeat to Mrs. Sonnen in their West Linn garage on Monday night

    • @dhruvgoswami757
      @dhruvgoswami757 3 года назад +65

      Uncle chael didn’t loose it was a doctors stoppage !!!!

    • @josepheffenrogan
      @josepheffenrogan 3 года назад +21

      @@dhruvgoswami757 "DoCtOr'S sToPpAgE" -Chael Sonnen, inspired by Conor McGregor

    • @vladjarca1719
      @vladjarca1719 3 года назад +16

      Interview him, Joe! We gotta know where does he go from here!

    • @josepheffenrogan
      @josepheffenrogan 3 года назад +15

      @@vladjarca1719 Currently flying out to West Linn, both will get an interview. Stay posted my friend!

    • @rawkurface
      @rawkurface 3 года назад +7

      @@josepheffenrogan Hey Joe have you ever tried DMT? People are confused and want to know.

  • @viper2413
    @viper2413 3 года назад +359

    “I’m trying to go inside the V” - said Chael to his wife

    • @FredBerger11.11
      @FredBerger11.11 3 года назад +28

      With his Clark Kent glasses on🤣

    • @GT-mn3bx
      @GT-mn3bx 3 года назад +19

      That's an American gangster for ya.

    • @redlinetelevision
      @redlinetelevision 3 года назад +2

      I read this comment as he said it lmao

  • @setnomA
    @setnomA 3 года назад +1056

    Chaels wife never lost a round either

    • @prodsage2719
      @prodsage2719 3 года назад +27

      😳

    • @Leonidas6674
      @Leonidas6674 3 года назад +4

      @@prodsage2719 lmaooo the emoji

    • @Humanimal117
      @Humanimal117 3 года назад +16

      And against the undefeated chael who is also undefeated.

    • @ReesBeBallin69
      @ReesBeBallin69 3 года назад +2

      Couldnt let him get close

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 3 года назад +21

      She let the car get close.

  • @senthilvelan544
    @senthilvelan544 3 года назад +226

    Chael's wife hits his car.
    Chael makes content out of it.
    One more win for the bad guy.

    • @Mememulelife
      @Mememulelife 3 года назад +15

      one more for the highlight real, one more in the win column

    • @jenlanmoinyak8659
      @jenlanmoinyak8659 3 года назад +8

      They don't call him the Bad Guy for nothing.

    • @keshavraj6186
      @keshavraj6186 Год назад +1

      The bad girl

    • @samerhamze3551
      @samerhamze3551 Год назад +2

      The undisputed undefeated king of west linn

  • @enrimich64
    @enrimich64 3 года назад +274

    His wife hit his car but Chael got out first saying “I can’t let you get close”

  • @thegamingderp9119
    @thegamingderp9119 3 года назад +243

    This is what happens when you let someone get close

  • @billyblazes1135
    @billyblazes1135 3 года назад +422

    Seriously, have you considered signing a contract to read audio books? You'd make a killing.

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 3 года назад +24

      He was born for it

    • @codycox2465
      @codycox2465 3 года назад +13

      Imagine a Chael reading of Scrotie McBoogerballs

    • @billyblazes1135
      @billyblazes1135 3 года назад +4

      Top 2 voice options for audio books. #1 is was and always will be Morgan Freeman. Close second to Chael.

    • @jasdeepsingh6568
      @jasdeepsingh6568 3 года назад +4

      Dude is already making a killing from RUclips lol

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but 3 года назад +10

      @deadfordreaming doesn't matter when chael makes a mistake the grammar gets changed

  • @eannagoodwin1878
    @eannagoodwin1878 3 года назад +192

    Brittany Sonnen is still the undefeated and undisputed champ.

  • @chadmurphy4730
    @chadmurphy4730 3 года назад +55

    I could actually listen to this guy talk about ANYTHING.

  • @coreycleaver8386
    @coreycleaver8386 3 года назад +263

    Chael woulve yelled out "i cant let you get close." at his wifes car if the roles were reversed.

    • @Apvj612
      @Apvj612 3 года назад

      The best comment

    • @romeants8049
      @romeants8049 3 года назад +2

      *takes car to the ground*

    • @mickpagie116
      @mickpagie116 3 года назад +2

      Fucking hell baked as fuck crease up comment can imagine the hand moments

  • @micchar578
    @micchar578 3 года назад +162

    The question is, what did Chael do when he went inside? you can't leave us on a cliffhanger like that!

  • @charliesinnott9840
    @charliesinnott9840 3 года назад +149

    The fact he is so frustrated he is posting this is epic!!! He even heals his wife gotttttdamn!!!!

    • @bigolboomerbelly4348
      @bigolboomerbelly4348 3 года назад +2

      what?

    • @chipsanddip565
      @chipsanddip565 3 года назад +4

      @@bigolboomerbelly4348 thinking the same thing lol

    • @charliesinnott9840
      @charliesinnott9840 3 года назад +6

      Playing the heal or heel whatever, comical he put her on "front street" I mean you all too old for that reference????

    • @natebaxter9551
      @natebaxter9551 3 года назад +1

      @@charliesinnott9840 heal and heel are two very different words.

  • @laughingdogges
    @laughingdogges 3 года назад +102

    He snitches on her but posts one of her best photos. That's a slick level move.

    • @ianthorpe1925
      @ianthorpe1925 3 года назад +6

      This crazy bastard is playing 4D chess with the shit talk... You HAVE to respect it... Or come back more clever. Lol

    • @seansnipes8334
      @seansnipes8334 3 года назад

      That's not what snitching is.

    • @EyesOfFire-xo-
      @EyesOfFire-xo- 2 года назад +5

      @James Sunderland She's very pretty though and doesn't post half naked pics all over social media for the world to see so that's a bonus.

  • @fvhitman4hire
    @fvhitman4hire 3 года назад +21

    Only Chael can turn a quick "I accidently bumped your car parking" into a 5 minute super detailed story. Love it... more bedtime stories please Uncle Chael!

  • @benhicks3768
    @benhicks3768 3 года назад +135

    Chael “We are a used vehicle family” Sonnen

    • @billyyyyy__
      @billyyyyy__ 3 года назад +6

      Chael Sonnen who has a net worth of around 10 million only buys used cars I don’t get it 😂

    • @executivelifehacks6747
      @executivelifehacks6747 3 года назад +1

      Join the club

    • @Checv
      @Checv 3 года назад +2

      @@billyyyyy__ would you expect anything else from chael

  • @lanky198onyt
    @lanky198onyt 3 года назад +53

    This is a huge tragedy and I wish your car a speedy recovery

  • @vgbombay5435
    @vgbombay5435 3 года назад +90

    This begs the question, where does Kevin lee fit into all of this?

  • @whatitdobabyy3540
    @whatitdobabyy3540 3 года назад +57

    Chaels Wife : "I hit your car"
    Chael: Ok great

    • @FightsAndRapMedia
      @FightsAndRapMedia 3 года назад +4

      Cahels Wife: " i hit your car"
      Chael : but where does Tony Ferguson fit into all of this ?

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 3 года назад +40

    I’m starting to prefer Story Time with Chael more than the MMA talk 😂

  • @NewWorldCT
    @NewWorldCT 3 года назад +110

    The only round Chael has ever lost? First round, with his wife.

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 года назад +7

      The only round Chael ALLOWED himself to lose.

  • @Jidds
    @Jidds 3 года назад +248

    Luckily it wasn’t Uncle Chael who hit his wife’s car, that vehicle would’ve been totalled

    • @derrick1892
      @derrick1892 3 года назад +3

      It would’ve been absolutely decimated

  • @manaspandit2947
    @manaspandit2947 3 года назад +46

    These and the Hamburger videos are undisputed the best content Chael puts out

    • @bblvrable
      @bblvrable 3 года назад +1

      Gotta admit, they're the only ones I have to watch twice to figure out what the hell I'm missing.
      And I still haven't figured it out.

  • @JordanDanielWende
    @JordanDanielWende Год назад +8

    Chael: Robs banks of 15 million
    Also Chael: "We're a used vehicle family"
    True gangster.

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 3 года назад +29

    "We buy used vehicles" means Aunt Brittany drives Tito's Rolls Royce

    • @redchris97
      @redchris97 3 года назад +1

      Bruh.... Shots fired...

  • @markflanagan5686
    @markflanagan5686 3 года назад +4

    I would love to live in the Chael household for exactly 1 day and 1 night. I need to see Chael in his natural environment. It's just one of those things.

  • @jcgjcg3844
    @jcgjcg3844 3 года назад +41

    So what I'm hearing is Chael backed into his wife's car and now is trying to blame it on her!

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification 3 года назад +4

      ...and now hopes she doesn't watch his videos.

    • @jcgjcg3844
      @jcgjcg3844 3 года назад +1

      @@yt.personal.identification 😂

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 3 года назад +1

      @@yt.personal.identification I bet she has watched a few of these story videos for laughs.

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification 3 года назад +3

      @@zaynes5094 She probably knows full well to expect this one too.
      Top banter to be fair.

  • @asjoalsjka
    @asjoalsjka 3 года назад +69

    If your wife was wearing her BLUblox shades, none of this would have happened.

  • @levi166
    @levi166 3 года назад +4

    Chael is the kindof guy you’d wanna work with on a blue collar job just to hear funny simple relatable stories

  • @SpencerLaBute
    @SpencerLaBute 3 года назад +113

    Clicked on this faster than I’ve ever clicked on anything… besides the cheeseburger video, perhaps

    • @right2audit422
      @right2audit422 3 года назад +10

      I still watch the cheeseburger video from time to time. One of his best!

    • @triedanother2107
      @triedanother2107 3 года назад +2

      Egg duels one is also great

    • @FazzzyV
      @FazzzyV 3 года назад +2

      Didn’t he bake something with his daughter??

    • @executivelifehacks6747
      @executivelifehacks6747 3 года назад +3

      @@right2audit422 nothing tops that, except with iceberg lettuce, and certainly not brochet let alone brioche

    • @chazlawther3710
      @chazlawther3710 3 года назад +3

      Chael's burger rules are for real. Any self respecting burger man (or woman) already knew them.

  • @d.castillo9495
    @d.castillo9495 3 года назад +36

    As long as she's not hitting up anyone's DM's, you're good.

  • @akatzzki
    @akatzzki 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love watching older chael videos😭😭😭timeless.

  • @jasbirkhanduja5779
    @jasbirkhanduja5779 3 года назад +71

    Chael's car- I can't let you get close
    Chael's wife- I bring This to you....
    Chael- ok great

    • @gavinsuncle
      @gavinsuncle 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @dirksavage5617
      @dirksavage5617 3 года назад +1

      lol Funniest comment I’ve seen in awhile man

    • @Nick-ec1hs
      @Nick-ec1hs 3 года назад +1

      But where does kevin Lee's car fit into this?

  • @Sid00077
    @Sid00077 3 года назад +37

    Man that cliffhanger at the end has me longing for more. And then what? What happened? The world needs to know Uncle Chael. How am I supposed to sleep today?

    • @johnvehikite4023
      @johnvehikite4023 3 года назад +2

      I think Ms. Sonnen should come in for part 2 and tell her side of the story

  • @HappyBirthday0707
    @HappyBirthday0707 3 года назад +36

    Chael’s wife care was uncontrollable after the Nogueira brothers fed it a carrot

  • @trekx2784
    @trekx2784 3 года назад +27

    I love how chael basically just a vents to us 😂

    • @offroad5798
      @offroad5798 3 года назад +2

      For real 🤣

    • @xamine1680
      @xamine1680 3 года назад +6

      Nah, he's hoping the neighbors are subscribed and watches this

    • @gavinsuncle
      @gavinsuncle 3 года назад +8

      He uses us for therapy and gets paid. It’s a hustle I respect.
      Cheeseburgers haven’t been the same for a few weeks now.

  • @shlakenjake
    @shlakenjake 3 года назад +21

    Woah, that jumpcut to just the end when the story wasn't even done...

    • @MisterK-YT
      @MisterK-YT 3 года назад

      Yeah whatup with that

  • @jon_13
    @jon_13 3 года назад +2

    This is the beginning of chael expanding his channel beyond mma, and you know what? I LOVE IT

  • @FVCK-
    @FVCK- 3 года назад +4

    'I gotta go inside of the V'
    that's what got you into this situation to begin with lol 😂

  • @DarthRevanDistantCousin
    @DarthRevanDistantCousin 3 года назад +4

    Thank god she didn’t hit YOU with the car uncle Chael, her funeral would’ve been very depressing

  • @casper5379
    @casper5379 3 года назад +4

    1:39 She hit my car....The cars were connected 🤣

  • @LeonardTaylor700
    @LeonardTaylor700 3 года назад +4

    “ I think nothing of it, I go to sleep, had a great night of sleep, I get up go to take the garbage out……… SHE HIT MY CAR! “
    - Chael Sonnen
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koryjames8361
    @koryjames8361 3 года назад +7

    This content is entertaining as heck.
    Suggestion Chael - When there's not a lot going on in the MMA world, do some casual personal stories like this. This was great. I'm purposely going to be a couple minutes late for work cause I couldn't turn it off. 🙂

  • @AreNBeMusic
    @AreNBeMusic 3 года назад +24

    We need more non mma stories Chael

  • @alexandermarino552
    @alexandermarino552 3 года назад +22

    Never clicked so fast. Non-mma vids are the best

  • @randomz8065
    @randomz8065 3 года назад +6

    Chael is the greatest undefeated licensed driver, biggest trunk in West Linn.

  • @fleifen4507
    @fleifen4507 3 года назад +5

    Watching chaels story-time videos is like waking into a bar at 2pm on a Tuesday and talking to the middle aged man sitting alone in the corner

  • @PisgahGravelProject
    @PisgahGravelProject 3 года назад +3

    As long as Brittany wasn't in the drive yelling "Wannanow", I'd consider it a no harm, no foul scenario.

  • @drewpatten729
    @drewpatten729 3 года назад +32

    Chael “my wife hit my car” Sonnen

    • @Commendatori
      @Commendatori 3 года назад

      @Andy H Andy “comments on yt comments” H

  • @markwrenn5965
    @markwrenn5965 3 года назад +26

    Sounds a whole lot like she's trying to take everything you worked for, Unk. Js

  • @SAArch82
    @SAArch82 Год назад +2

    Man, the things you have to see in West Linn... no wonder this man is a gangster.

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 3 года назад +16

    Two things a woman will never say to a man:
    1. I was wrong (I'm sorry)
    2. I owe you

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 3 года назад +8

    When he crosses his legs you know things get serious

  • @landuadapiyo.1424
    @landuadapiyo.1424 3 года назад +1

    Man, Chael tells stories so well. Love this guy.

  • @stevewyrda8708
    @stevewyrda8708 3 года назад +5

    I see, Chael’s wife is also good at making up her own story

  • @skater4god
    @skater4god 3 года назад +1

    Chael can tell a story about anything and I'd be invested in it regardless, it's just one of those things

  • @gageroos1730
    @gageroos1730 3 года назад +5

    Wife: I hit your car!
    Chanel: Ok Great!
    But there’s more

  • @Slappist_Cast
    @Slappist_Cast Год назад +1

    Chael, we’re still waiting for the ending of this story.

  • @dukes9023
    @dukes9023 3 года назад +3

    Chael you are so damn entertaining.....and a masterful story teller....thanks for bringing us all along.

  • @chorren2979
    @chorren2979 3 года назад

    Truly amazing story. Thank you for sharing, Uncle Chael. That cliffhanger..... genius..

  • @ojsmiff5893
    @ojsmiff5893 3 года назад +10

    ''so i go inside'' and it was all over their folks

  • @spideymcgee4718
    @spideymcgee4718 3 года назад +1

    I saw this when he posted it days ago and I just remembered to watch it and I'm not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣
    Chael finally lost a round! Hahaha

  • @andrewgonzalez2682
    @andrewgonzalez2682 3 года назад +6

    Chael "Telling a story about his wife while wearing a shirt his wife bought him" Sonnen.

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 3 года назад

    I can listen to ol uncle Chael talk about nothing for hours an not get bored...tryna pick up a thing or two as well story telling wise.

  • @ASM881
    @ASM881 3 года назад +21

    Chaels car to Wife’s car: “I can’t let you get close”.

  • @danielmizrahi9629
    @danielmizrahi9629 3 года назад

    Chaels video titles are undefeated. i listen to these videos laughing the whole time

  • @matthewwilliamsracing
    @matthewwilliamsracing 3 года назад +3

    Probably the most relevant Jon Jones video Chael has ever posted. Ok Great.

  • @martinreyes3159
    @martinreyes3159 3 года назад

    Chanel’s content is unbeaten. Honestly it’s good he uses RUclips as a form of venting.

  • @appledough3843
    @appledough3843 3 года назад +11

    I see stiffness in the parking division.

  • @Hisbuser
    @Hisbuser 3 года назад +1

    that 'she hit my car' freaking cracked me up lmao, uncle chael needs to consider a career path in stand-up comedy.

  • @RealBuku
    @RealBuku 3 года назад +3

    Is this considered venting?

  • @failswithpeabody3606
    @failswithpeabody3606 3 года назад +1

    I literally could have told you who was in front of who in less time than it took to tell this story.

  • @chaelsneighbor677
    @chaelsneighbor677 3 года назад +1

    Chael's car........undefeated

  • @S___________D
    @S___________D 8 месяцев назад +1

    Chael ashamed that neighbors might see and talk about it, so he tells everyone 😂

  • @Chatgbt221
    @Chatgbt221 3 года назад +1

    The car clearly tapped.

  • @rayal4395
    @rayal4395 3 года назад +1

    He went in the V to see how much her fender was intertwined with his motor… My man!

  • @caleebpinkett6450
    @caleebpinkett6450 3 года назад +2

    I fookin love uncle Chael!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @riversedgeoutdoors6208
    @riversedgeoutdoors6208 3 года назад

    I could listen to chael tell random stories all day long

  • @vmaresca12
    @vmaresca12 3 года назад +2

    "we're a used car family"- multi millionaire

  • @Hazzard91
    @Hazzard91 3 года назад

    Chael, you have changed the way I sit in chairs and my use of hand gestures. Thank you, boss.

  • @SundownAudioRussia
    @SundownAudioRussia 3 года назад

    this is CLASSIC Chael )))) close to "I thought if you tapped out, you lost the round. Come to find out, you actually lost the fight."

  • @brentkarai5395
    @brentkarai5395 3 года назад +1

    I was honestly hanging on every word.

  • @SleeplessSpecter
    @SleeplessSpecter 3 года назад

    Chael ends the video without finishing the story. Always leave them wanting more. Classic bad guy move.

  • @kapoachsoverwatchchannel8945
    @kapoachsoverwatchchannel8945 3 года назад +1

    Long story short he's divorsed now

  • @chazlawther3710
    @chazlawther3710 3 года назад +1

    "This is why I can't let you get close" - Chael, probably

  • @ThaDUKE1127
    @ThaDUKE1127 3 года назад +1

    So in other words you only have 1 licensed driver.....

  • @josephcorish5225
    @josephcorish5225 3 года назад +1

    Mrs. Sonnen is the real undefeated undisputed one, she walks old Uncle Chael on a lead!

  • @iceman1bentley763
    @iceman1bentley763 3 года назад

    You can’t stop keep going the story was just getting good

  • @moony1289
    @moony1289 2 года назад +1

    Chael seriously is a genius.

  • @DevDreCW
    @DevDreCW 3 года назад

    This reminded me that there are people who not only know who their neighbors are, but they also care what they think.

  • @codyford2197
    @codyford2197 3 года назад

    Chael's stories are so great! Such a classy dude!

  • @Nick-kb2jc
    @Nick-kb2jc 3 года назад

    Chael, please keep making videos about random stuff in your life. I could listen to you talk about anything.

  • @GrimmTutelage
    @GrimmTutelage 3 года назад

    Top takeaway here is Uncle Chael backs into his driveway so he starts everyday moving forward. Boss even after a loss!

  • @Chatgbt221
    @Chatgbt221 3 года назад +1

    John Kavanagh says the car had issues with that front fender going into the drive.

  • @elizabethmaguire7487
    @elizabethmaguire7487 3 года назад

    What a great husband Chael is lol such a patient & funny guy!

  • @connorflegal9575
    @connorflegal9575 3 года назад

    This was great. Chael could post anything possible to talk about mma or not and it would be gold

  • @CRGtx325
    @CRGtx325 3 года назад +1

    This was the greatest five minutes I’ve ever spent on the internet!

  • @UncleRambone
    @UncleRambone 3 года назад

    Uncle Chael is the worlds greatest story teller of all time!!!!!!!