Shirtless Trumpers Fight Hurricane, Marjorie Taylor Greene Getting Divorced & a Jon Stewart Surprise
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- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2024
- It’s night four of our week in Brooklyn and Jimmy talks about what it has been like being in New York, Aaron Judge’s 61st homerun, we go live to chat with the very sad Blue Jays fan that JUST missed catching Aaron Judges’ record breaking ball, Hurricane Ian hits Florida, we found the perfect visual to encapsulate what it’s like to be a Trump supporter, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting divorced, and we discover the great Jon Stewart working at the Apple store across the street.
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I wish we could all get divorced from MTG.
Me too. But apparently her voting district has the biggest ratio of assholes-per-household in the country so we're stuck with her.
where do I sign ?
🤣
You can't divorce anyone you are not married to. You must hate freedom and love high gas prices, food prices, and all the damage Biden has done to America.
Heyyyo! 🎯 🔥
She requests that we ":respect her privacy " . Sigh. I am prepared to respect her privacy to the same degree that she respected the privacy of those grieving parents , and survivers , she went after whilst they wished for peace after one of the mass shootings she denied. I seem to remember her pysically hounding a boy on the street. Please press , give her what she gave them.
Ikr? She's trash at the highest level...
Yehp...give MT-Moron-G the same decency, respect, and peace she has shown to others.
@@vermontsownboy6957 You know IF she hadn’t said anything…
Disgusting 🤮
I remember that 👌👍✌️
Guillermo "no I have too many plans on my own time" I am definitely using that one😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I like him.
I have so much respect for John Stewart . The way this man fought for the veterans and called out the Republicans was unbelievable ❤️👏👏👏
👍 Agreed
YES, agreed!!
Love him!!!!
@@tammylewis2408 For some reason I'd like to see him and Pete Buttigieg have some serious adult conversations/ interviews. A Think Tank with others like Sheldon Whitehouse, Katie Porter and the brightest and most hopeful for America no matter their affiliations to develop an almost 'Holistic' ( for lack of a better word that doesn't trigger or is less compromised) approach.
We all love him! He's not full of crap.
MTG is married?? 🤯 That dude deserves some kind of a medal, or cash prize, or free therapy for the rest of his life for dealing with THAT S#!T for 27 years!
Somewhere out there is a veteran mailing off their purple heart to him.
His name is Al Bundy.
And she cheated on him, because she’s a good Christian woman.
@KingJamos 😂😂😆😂😂👏👏
The medal and cash prize should come after completing the free therapy
MTG was using her husband as a human shield to keep the space lasers at bay. But now the gazpacho will definitely come after her. 😮
Soo good! 🤣🤪😁😂😆🇺🇲💙💙💙
Oh, I didn't even know how bad I needed that laugh. You're out here doing the Lord's work. 😂
Hahaha!! Classic!
Thank you👌🏽
I HATE that shes MTG. Ruined Magic, the Gathering for me.
How anyone can put up with MTG for a day let alone 27 years is beyond me. The man deserves some free therapy for that alone
Yes, 27 years of free therapy!
Part of me wonders, is he possibly a lot like her? It DID last 27 years, so....maybe he is alot like her, but, it all just got to be BORING for them both? Maybe he cheated?
I am just GUESSING though.
Doesn't deserves NEEDS therapy.
Someone actually married that?
You nerds complain about this kinda bs to your wives and sh*t too? Christ almighty you need hobbies
Jon's on stage! Guillermo's back!
Life is great again!!! ❤❤❤
Her husband, Perry Greene stated that their marriage was "irretrievably broken."
Just like MTG's brain.
😆😅🤣😂🤕🤕😵😵So true!
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@@sarafinasummers7863 exactly. You can't break what you don't have to start
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She cheated on him. Idk who would want to do that.
MTG's husband must be the happiest guy in the trailer park,but then he obviously wasn't the smartest guy to marry her in the first place.
No trailer park, mtg is a wealthy ? He probably married her for money to begin with.
Love is truly blind😅
Trailer park? Home girl a millionaire! America!
@@mezenman It goes to show that money doesn't buy class.
@@myrahartmann2164 but it buys elections and YOUR vote.
Jon stewart, what a class act! He chose to advocate for veterans and for the families of 9-11. Not many celebrities take their tine and energy to do something for the regular folks. Thanks Jon.
I love Jon Stewart. That guy is amazingly funny, authentic, a genuine human being.
The American people want to divorce MTG. Vote Marcus Flowers, Georgia.
If I lived in Georgia, my vote would definitely be "Just Not MTG!"
Marjorie will easily win
@@Brandon_388 IDK who will win. I just know she's a loon.
@@Brandon_388 Shows the low intelligence of voters if she wins.
Not going to happen!!! Lol!!! That is one of the reddest districts in the country. Lol!!!
[In sad voice] "Could you tell people?"
Gotta love Jon Stewart...
I love Jon Stewart. Man's a treasure.
I really like Jon too. But not enough to give money to Apple.
How could anyone not love Jon Stewart. A true American, Patriot, and comedian.
not everyone cares about American patriotism, but ya he used to be kinda funny...
@@CHodgy when I say patriot I’m referring to his loyalty to fellow Americans. He fought for the soldiers who suffered from burn pits. And 9/11 first responders to have medical assistance. That’s the patriotism we need.
How is he a "true Patriot"?
@@broflo3875 when I say patriot I’m referring to his loyalty to fellow Americans. He fought for the soldiers who suffered from burn pits. And 9/11 first responders to have medical assistance. That’s the patriotism we need. Citizenry over soil.
Did her husband have to file the divorce papers with the Court or the ASPCA?
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MTG’s husband will probably have to call animal control to have her removed from the house once the divorce is final 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@marcc482 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best part is MTG will be paying her husband ALLIMONY, lol
She's a Turmplican, just like Rudy, she's not going to pay.
Hopefully child support too. The kids are in danger to be left in her charge. She's a fkn pyscho!
Does that mean that she needs to get a REAL job?
@@udntknomeXX She had like$ 600K in PPP loans forgiven, makes about $200K in congress plus her families business............oh an of course the GRIFT from the ignorant base
I would be surprised if her parents did not insist on a pre-nuptial agreement because they knew they would be giving her the family business. If I were he, my freedom would be all I would want.
Miss Jon Stewart's show. Good to see him out more and doing his new show.
Jimmy is the best. Next month best seller tell all book "Surviving Qanon Insanity, 27 years of MTG"
"i am married to marjorie taylor greene". judge should award him everything just for that.
He should get something extra for pain & suffering 🤣
Is Jackie here?
Or have him committed
People don’t change that much! He knew what he was getting🤮 same as George Conway!
He’s a sack of sh*t as well. They deserved eachother. Hopefully the divorce is messy and causes them both a ton of strife for a long time.
He dropped the ball so Jimmy is inviting him to New York to see the ball drop I love it.
Nice joke gift. Love it.
How clever!
Can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easy to identify
Yeah but that's not such a great gift. If Jimmy's trying to have him actually be there in Times Square to watch the ball drop dude would have to be there hours and hours before just to get a spot close enough and that would mean stranding out in 20-30 degree weather from the morning without any bathroom breaks because once you leave your spot it's gone. I've done this once with my boyfriend and I said NEVER ever again. My fingers and toes damn near fell off, there was drunk people all over the place some was fighting and some chick threw up next to me and some of it splashed on to my shoe. Terrible
That made my day.
John Stewart is awesome🤣😂
The standing ovation says it all. Love you and your show too Jimmy 👏 wish you all the best.......
It's always a treat when Jon shows up anywhere.
I was expecting Matt Damon: "how do you like 'em apple iphones?"
I wish he would show up for political office 😑
@@Vercingetorix504 Is it true?
Jon is a national treasure
@@Vercingetorix504 I would usually never vote for a celebrity, but Stewart has been politically active and aware for decades. He has been very outspoken and passionate about various causes, most recently with the PACT act.
He’s the only celebrity that I would even remotely consider voting for.
The whole of the entire time I’ve known about MTG, I would say to myself, “her poor, sad husband…”
He's an adult. I feel sorry for her kids.
He’s probably worst
@@Diana_L. He actually had to have sex with her to have kids???. Lifetimes worth of therapy and body disinfectants of the poor guy.
Me too! I’ve wondered how her stupidity has affected her husband and kids..I guess this divorce answers that question!
Isn't her husband the one that exposed himself to minors? Or was it Boebert's?
stewart, great comedian, mentor to much talent, has moved into legendary status after his advocacy for first responders and veterans
Man. These jokes were the best. Great writers. Very funny. The ball drop in New York. Priceless.
The consolation prize of tickets for New Year’s “ball drop” is the classiest slap in the face possible.
Lol
The comment I was looking for
That was definitely a good laugh.
The audience clapping about the guy divorcing Marjorie Taylor Greene was hilarious.
@@Syren2023 you’re in a cult😬😳🤢you have no right to tell ppl what’s right and wrong.
@@Syren2023 nah, sometimes divorce is necessary, especially when you find yourself married to a sub human Magat
@@Syren2023 lol... "Wrong" 😆🤦♂️
@@Syren2023 Who are you? The Queen of Morality?
@@Syren2023 I agree - disliking someone or their stance on things shouldn't have us wish bad on them or celebrate their misfortunes...
Great to see Jon! Love the buddy energy between all three of them.
Good to see Jon again
South Park needs an episode with MTG arguing the whole time with Stan's Dad In Karen Mode.
This!
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I think she already had a role as the bus driver
After the MTG divorce are they still brother and sister?
Who cares we are still voting trump....and boy is he gonna clean house
“The judge shaved three years off the thirty year sentence”. 😂😂😂
Gotta love Jon Stewart!!!
Imagine people clapping and cheering coz you are getting a divorce .😂😂😂😂
Gosh, they look like they're all having a blast taping in New York. Nice . 🥳
Jimmy is the best! Love his show. 😂😂
He sucks
Jon Stewart should be considered a National Treasure.
The way he stands up for his fellow man.
His bright witty sense of humor.
& he looks very much like my brother.
Hey, my Dad, he was a player,
So there is an excellent chance there are a few half-siblings.
Running around somewhere on this little blue marble of ours. IMHO peace
It took 27 years for a man to realized that the woman came from that movie.." THE SHINING"
Rosemary's boo boo
It takes two to tango😂
Everyone knows only a Sharpie can divert a hurricane 🌀
It's sad how he sort of believed weather conditions could be controlled.
Didn't he suggest dropping a nuclear bomb in the eye of the hurricane to disperse it? Genius!
@@trialgoddess He suggested that for either a hurricane or a tornado. That was done in a cartoon, I think. He also believed being president was like having magical powers to command anything & anyone as he desired. It seems he planned to make the USA into a dictatorship like Russia & China...he must hate American democracy.
@@trialgoddess
Brilliant
@@lagodifuoco313 Didn't 45 proclaim to us that he is a "stable genius?" Neither word remotely applies.
John Stewart and Jimmy Kimmel together, what could be better than that.
Good one, bring the guy and his wife to New York on New Year’s Eve to see the ball drop. Love 💕 it.
Jon Stewart! And Guillermo were hilarious.
Divorce jokes😂Thank you Jimmy. They are only funny if your divorced and grateful for it. And then they’re AWESOME 😎
Agreed 🎉
Johnny Carson was also great with the divorce jokes.
Right!
I just wanted to let you know that even us non-divorcees can and do laugh at divorce jokes
@@robsemail
So was Larry Sanders
Damn, Jimmy, New York loves you long time!
So good to see Jon Stewart and so funny how you broke the joke.
That's so nice of you to give that guy and his wife a trip to New York ♥️ ♥️
Absolutely wonderful! Two champions of both humor and demacracy! Love that the one can so illuminate the other ❤️
I meant democracy. 🤦
Jon Stewart is a living legend,they should declare him a national treasure,Jimmy too
But nobody tell Nick Cage.
He also doesn’t always know what he is talking about either.
@@franksullivan1873 kind of like Frank Sullivan
Theodore Roosevelt is a nation treasure. Kimmel and Steward should work a CNN.
@@DDubb007 was a national treasure
Gotta love Kimmel. Nice gift to the ball guy 😊
The power of Brandon against the hurricane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
meanwhile biden will still send federal help to these florida a-holes who hate him. just like a good president should.
Love seeing Jon
MTG's husband deserves an award for staying with her that long.
He was in it for the lumberyard and the cash. I think she had those children by herself since she can play both parts.
Yes she is rumored to have had several side pieces. I don't know his history
See he’s had a few affairs on him as well… I was wondering what took him so long???
How he put up with that mentally unbalanced hate filled creature is beyond belief
@@Heavenzvoice I dont usually condone infidelity, but in MGT's case, I'll say her soon to be ex husband deserved an affair here and there.😏🤦🏾♀️🙄😭
So much love from the crowd ♥️
I love that Guillermo has a hot pink phone 💗
9:10 The clapping at the news of the divorce..HAHAHA
the soon to be ex-husband must be happier watching that. Like some marine coming back from Okinawa in the 1940's...in one piece. Preachers and FOX News are gonna go nuts for that
I didn't even know MTG was married, let alone for THAT MANY YEARS
And she had sex ...thats...um... never mind
I know right? Especially since she was rubbing the crotch on a trump cutout. Very bizarre.
Right? From the way she acts, you'd think she's never had an orgasm. Hell, maybe she hasn't
She couldn’t have gotten to congress without his money.
She didn’t like being married but she kept chipping her teeth with her vibrator!!!
Best line… if he was 6’1” he probably would have had it… LOL😂
Thank you and your team for making me laugh whilst been educated and being informed at the same time lol. What a grateful guy you are, please stay in the limelight..please don't disappear hahaha. God bless you all.
Well since Trevor Noah just quit the daily show, Jon could go back there. I think everybody would be thrilled to see him on TV Several nights a week again.
trevor noah quit the daily show?!
He did? Oh no!!!
I know I would!!!
@@tcg4111 Yep - just made the announcement. Last day TBD
@@tcg4111 He announced he is leaving but no end date yet.
By the way, THANK YOU GUILLERMO for carrying Jon Stewart!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It's about to be an opening on "The Daily Show".
Did NOT like the way Guillermo puffed after that. Want to see the script for a cardio consult and probably diabetes consult.
Wow it took Perry 27 years to see the light. 🤪😜😳
I love that they blurred out the large f-word in the flag, but not the smaller one below 😂
PS as a Canadian living about 45 minutes from Toronto and being a Jays fan, that guy who missed the ball and the announcers totally making fun of him is killing me 😂 I think we have the best announcers in the business ❤
MTG divorced? *WHAT* a lucky guy!
At least we know one guy that's winning this year. Good for him. May he find true love no more crazy love.
What was his crime to be sentenced to 27 years
@@daydreamer8662 Nut seeing the Nut he was marrying ?
As another comment said, MTG’s husband is a trooper for staying with her that long
A real American hero!
Or a masochist 😎
I can't believe anyone would even agree to a first date, much less marry and have kids with the neanderthal.
There's someone who took one for the team
Reminds me of an old joke from an episode of I Love Lucy.
Superman (George Reeves): Wait a minute, you're telling me you've been married to her (Lucy) for 15 years?
Ricky (Desi Arnaz): Yeah, for 15 years!
Superman: And they call ME Superman! 🤣
*Well you have a lot of money 🤣🤣🤣 had me rolling*
🤣🤣🤣 💳"Boop boop boooooop booop boop!" We love you Jon Stewart!!!
Give MTG husband an honorary Doctorate in psychology
Or podiatry after tolerating those feet for 27 years...
I really like how late night hosts these days treat each other with respect and friendship rather than create rivalries...I wonder if we, as a society, could learn something from that...
Nope Trumpers deserve to be called out for the baffons they are
Quit acting like "we as a society" need to do things different to come together. "Both sides" is B.S. and if you think it is the case, you haven't been paying attention. RepubliKKKans have been radicalized into Fascist TRAITORS out to install their cult leader as dictator..
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The left wants to give people F-ing healthcare.
American spirit is no conflict no money, so, no
@@aboutraore6754 Americans ... A small petty bunch on the best days . In 1944 ,Monty called the US army the ' best dressed, best equipped , most poorly disciplined army in the history of warfare ... ' Richest country ever , but 30th in world educational rankings and a third world health system .
Should be normal, everywhere.
Good on Jimmy for giving Mr. Mulligan a consolation prize.
Seeing Jon Stewart was the so great..❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏
Real hero, real fighter.
What a crowd!!! You should feel so loved!
“…so you can see the ball drop.” Best laugh out loud I’ve had in a while! Cheers 🇨🇦 ⚾️
Jimmy was wrong for that. That's adding insult to injury.
It is amazing how old train stations have been transformed to house art in all of its forms; generally becoming museums but also theaters. It brings a lot of atmosphere to the venue and audience. So many souls have been in these places that they always become some kind of sanctuaries.
2 of my favs- Jimmy & John.
Always love seeing Jon
That was really sweet to give the guy the trip to the ball drop in NY!
So poetic, lol!
Exactly, Jimmy Kimmel is a true mensch
"You're working at the Apple Store now?" "That's the Plus part."
This is the best JimmyJon's but without the great sandwich.
I love Jimmy Kimmel & Jon Stewart
Mulligan is the most amazingly on point last name for this dude...if only he could use that mulligan now!
So you can watch the ball drop...
Killing me!
"Three things cannot be long hidden. The sun, the moon and the truth."
Segment with John Steward was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Jon Stewart
It looks like autocorrect has struck again!
'Jimmy Kimmel Live' is the best nightime show in the world!!!
Especially whey the guy who impersonates Mike Lintbrain shows up. 🤣
9:20 Could you imagine having a crowd told you were getting divorced and they erupt in applause?
Followed by an EXCELLENT joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love you Jon!!!!
I have to be up at 3:30. Thank heavens I can watch it in the morning when I get a chance.
That could also be considered a Guillermo grand entrance
I needed these laughs🙏🏻
I never knew magats would would take off the way it did. It's so cool to hear so many people use it. 🤗
It's the only way to use it; fits the Replicants perfectly. You're not so crazy, after all.
@@Firedog-ny3cq 🤭🤫 Don't tell anyone!
A lot of people thought of it independently, that's why it caught on
The guy that almost caught history has a last name of MULLIGAN? OMG LOL
His last name should be Munson.
@@hawkeyebricks9905 lol. He got musnoned way out there. King Pin...
Stephanie Miller won the Marjorie Taylor Green divorce joke of the day. Guess her hubby wants a Green New Deal.
THIS IS SO GOOD!!!
Being Canadian (like me) when asked how he felt when he missed the ball, he could have just said, "Sorry!"
MTG's husband is looking for a green new deal😉
Excellent!🤣
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Good one!
If Jon misses the audience, I hear there's a spot opening up...
First thing I though of, too! Wow! Wouldn't that be great!
Same thought I had too.
Yeah, I miss Jon's show. Actually it used to be nice to switch around on all the late night people leaving now too. Their comedy was a good way to turn *off a days craziness.
Elaborate
Greene getting a divorce? Sounds like a typical wholesome American Christian family relationship.
2 things:
That home plate slide
Jimmy throwing his "wallet" to the crowd
Perfect