The Golf Song

The Golf Song written and performed by Jack Post from the Jacky Road Studios Podcast
"Each episode Jack Post interviews a guest and will write and record an original song inspired by something in the chat, from his home bedroom studio."
LYRICS:
5, maybe 6 years ago
One of my friends said let’s al play golf and I said No
They all went off to play, seemingly every day
Since then, and now they’re all golfy friends
And I’m the only one, who doesn’t think that it’s fun
To spend every hang out, speaking all about
Golf, and I’m like Rudolf
Being ostracised from the other reindeer, while we drink our beers
And we have to hear all about
How everybody’s round turned out
Every pitch, every putt
Every swing, every shot
Every bit of bad luck
But I dont give a fucking fuck
I dont want to know
Yeah it feels like I was there
But I never wanted to go
Sometimes we sneak beers onto the course
Yeah guys you’ve told me that before, you told me before
You’re meant to wear pants but sometimes we wear shorts
Yeah you told me before, you told me before
Sometimes we hit off the women’s tee
You already told me, you already told me
The carts are for 2 people but we fit in 3
Yeah guys you already fucking told me!
The stories of golf keep going late the night night
Re-enactments seem to happen in real time
Every pitch, every putt
Every swing, every shot
Every bit of bad luck
But I dont give a fucking fuck
I dont want to know
Yeah it feels like I was there
But I never wanted to go
Why dont we just play mini golf
It only takes half an hour
And there’s fun tubes to hit the ball through
And obstacles to get around-a
Now the only obstacle before me
Is navigating round the boring story
Every pitch, every putt
Every swing, every shot
Every bit of bad luck
But I dont give a fucking fuck
I dont want to know
Yeah it feels like I was there
But I never wanted to go
Yeah it feels like I was there
Yeah it feels like I was there
Yeah it feels like I was there
But I never wanted to go