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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024
  • Those comics are made by: amberfigueroa, discount-supervillain, larsdoodles, loycos, mimicteixeira.
    Dat corrupted JASPER!

Комментарии • 288

  • @somegraperock9237
    @somegraperock9237 6 лет назад +628

    Pearl: sure is quiet today.
    *loud techno music playing*

  • @Wolfgalaxy_21
    @Wolfgalaxy_21 7 лет назад +243

    at 1:45 is probably the reason why White is not here in the show because of the yelling going on and getting a headache so she moved out with her pearl XD

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 6 лет назад +5

      wolf angel21 nah she has baby sister pink to take care of... (if the comic takes place before pink died)

    • @blueoff9539
      @blueoff9539 6 лет назад +6

      Hey Blue pearl

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 лет назад +1

      blue and yellow pearl

    • @NinjaEntity
      @NinjaEntity 5 лет назад

      well your wrong

    • @shauricerobison5264
      @shauricerobison5264 4 года назад

      She doesn't have a pearl

  • @kayleajuby4375
    @kayleajuby4375 6 лет назад +344

    0:28 um Connie you said that out loud um well he was going to find out one day

    • @Unicorngirl-wo4pm
      @Unicorngirl-wo4pm 4 года назад +2

      Don’t mess with his funky flow

    • @Kuroshuro_w
      @Kuroshuro_w 4 года назад

      @@Unicorngirl-wo4pm it aint funky no more, it's straight

    • @martythemartian99
      @martythemartian99 4 года назад +1

      Just remember it is very important to stay hydrated when smooching... and doing other things.

    • @TheGamerAngel99
      @TheGamerAngel99 4 года назад

      Did anyone get that on camera?!

    • @luke769animations
      @luke769animations 4 года назад

      SIMP

  • @BlackholeJester
    @BlackholeJester 5 лет назад +144

    Pearl : WE LEFT STEVEN IN SPACE
    Garnet : *WHAT*

  • @guinealover6674
    @guinealover6674 7 лет назад +219

    0:32
    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq 6 лет назад +47

    *_Stevonnie Shipping Levels_*
    After Bubble Buddies: 2000
    After Indirect Kiss: 5000
    After Alone Together: IT'S OVER 9000!

    • @zukiizukii
      @zukiizukii 4 года назад +2

      Steven Universe The Movie People: No... WE GOT A NEW SHIP GUYS!!

    • @dumbdumbforreal
      @dumbdumbforreal 4 года назад +2

      After Together Forever: da faq how am I supposed to know

    • @gingDoesThings
      @gingDoesThings 4 года назад

      ꨄIts_Cakieeꨄ who’s da ship!

    • @zukiizukii
      @zukiizukii 4 года назад +1

      @@gingDoesThings THERAPY and STEVEN

  • @shrmpys5402
    @shrmpys5402 7 лет назад +186

    Moonstone: *sees blue and yellow pissed* ...Moonstone: YO THE MOMS ARE PISSED

    • @elementalalchemist0355
      @elementalalchemist0355 7 лет назад +14

      Moonstone actually that's Zircon

    • @qiiu3232
      @qiiu3232 7 лет назад +7

      Winry Rockbell I think Moonstone might be their oc

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 6 лет назад +8

      Ellakatti people called zircon moonstone before the episode the trail

    • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
      @dontexistanymorewithin6534 6 лет назад +3

      Moonstone Shu *grabs gun*

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 5 лет назад +2

      Who’s moonstone
      sorry

  • @Charmillie
    @Charmillie 7 лет назад +56

    i love the one with blue zircon giving that card 2 yellow diamond. so funny!

  • @cyanide_crow7970
    @cyanide_crow7970 5 лет назад +18

    Steven: I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HIM!
    Connie: But he's the reason we fused.
    Steven:...
    Connie:...
    Steven:
    *DAMN IT-*

  • @saccharinesilk
    @saccharinesilk 7 лет назад +115

    WAIT WAS THE CARD FROM JASPER SIGNED J D A W G ???????

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 6 лет назад +1

      Adelaide Abashov yassss

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 5 лет назад

      Adelaide Abashov OMG Hollywood Undead R E F E R E N C E ?

  • @HoldMyCalls
    @HoldMyCalls 7 лет назад +36

    I think i predicted exactly what would happen. 0:42

  • @dele1115
    @dele1115 7 лет назад +51

    SANTA CLAUS???!!! PPPFFFTTT-
    MORE LIKE *"JASPER CLAUS"*

  • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
    @karlhyetravelerofworlds 5 лет назад +7

    1:48 puts a gun to her head knowing that it won't do much

  • @lilyilyilyilyily
    @lilyilyilyilyily 6 лет назад +7

    “Except for your wife, of course, but I would never do that to you.”
    “WHAT”

  • @sunday....
    @sunday.... 6 лет назад +7

    1:06 the base drops and Pearl is just like: "wow so quiet" savage!

  • @blueprint7397
    @blueprint7397 6 лет назад +49

    Song is
    Undone by Desmeon

  • @robrockerthesecond1228
    @robrockerthesecond1228 6 лет назад +4

    2:38 OH MY JFC I just had a flashback to season 1 where Lars called rose Stevens "stupid mom"

  • @sleepystacey4044
    @sleepystacey4044 7 лет назад +76

    1:50 Same tbh

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 7 лет назад +2

      Stacey's Universe pink diamond would cover her eyes and her pearl would record this and continue playing this to them over and over and over if they where there...

    • @tadiyama3302
      @tadiyama3302 6 лет назад

      When the teacher tells you ur wrong so u change ur answer 1,000,000 times and it turns out u were right it was just her being a bi-

    • @kittytabbygaming1252
      @kittytabbygaming1252 6 лет назад

      Rip blue pearl

    • @mikeafton7492
      @mikeafton7492 5 лет назад

      Blue Pearl can't kill herself from doing that 1:50

  • @_Steampunk
    @_Steampunk 6 лет назад +25

    2:52 HEK YES, MPGIS (Most Popular Girls In School) or whatever it was called.

    • @camnunes8847
      @camnunes8847 6 лет назад +2

      Little_Dino_OwO I'm gonna be honest when I saw aquamarine I thought she was like a baby lapis or something, and yes I know that baby gems aren't possible, besides Steve he's half

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 5 лет назад +6

    3:40 Except he technically is considering he's close friends with a diamond.

  • @virus-ht9bk
    @virus-ht9bk 5 лет назад +5

    When Jasper gave Lapis a gift, I quickly thought it's something written on it "Fuse with me" or "Let's fuse" XDD

  • @kawai3mew152
    @kawai3mew152 7 лет назад +125

    Yellow wears underwear? THE FANFIC edit:thanks for the heart blu porl! MAY THE GAYITY BE WITH YOU

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 7 лет назад

      I mean all gems wear underwear... like lapis...

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 7 лет назад +5

      "YELLOW THEY WHERE LITTERALLY THE SIZE OF MY HAND!!!" (I died at that part

  • @p_p-qn8jp
    @p_p-qn8jp 5 лет назад +3

    1:49 blue pearl should be pointing it directly at her gem, instead of head, because you know, gem stuff.

  • @antoniuswu483
    @antoniuswu483 6 лет назад +6

    0:27
    Connie gets the best wife award
    When shes not even a wife yet
    *slow clap*

  • @takaw.d8486
    @takaw.d8486 6 лет назад +5

    I squeeled at the fist comic, even Connie approves of the Ship...well done soldier

  • @sheraqueer531
    @sheraqueer531 5 лет назад +13

    "But don't worry I'd never do that to you"
    Me: *chokes* WHAT

  • @renjoku3771
    @renjoku3771 6 лет назад +4

    0:39
    Presents are just cheap gifts to make sad kids smile! But I know what they really are! Brats!!

  • @OutsideBoxx87
    @OutsideBoxx87 6 лет назад +6

    1:50 sorry blue pearl that would only poof you

  • @jacobnewell7845
    @jacobnewell7845 6 лет назад +14

    I have mad respect for connie's dad... from one Gundam fan, to another

    • @jacobnewell7845
      @jacobnewell7845 6 лет назад

      And Connie's shirt has the Principality of Zeon symbol on it to boot

    • @joeblaster8770
      @joeblaster8770 5 лет назад

      @@jacobnewell7845 Cool but wouldn't that symbol work better on Yellow Diamond since she look kind a like a Zabi?

    • @jacobnewell7845
      @jacobnewell7845 5 лет назад

      @@joeblaster8770 I don't see it

    • @joeblaster8770
      @joeblaster8770 5 лет назад

      @@jacobnewell7845 I see it with her eyes, uniform, demeanor; she feels inspired by Zeon.

    • @jacobnewell7845
      @jacobnewell7845 5 лет назад

      @@joeblaster8770 perhaps, but not like a Zabi

  • @onefatboimcchickennuggets7636
    @onefatboimcchickennuggets7636 5 лет назад +2

    Pearl:Sure is quiet today.
    Music:*intenseifys*

  • @thehuntbegins05.57
    @thehuntbegins05.57 6 лет назад +4

    0:31 that was amazing

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 4 года назад +2

    1:23
    garnet: **spits out water** WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE LEFT HIM IN SPACE!?

  • @selahhingston7620
    @selahhingston7620 6 лет назад +6

    Yellow D is a girrafe
    1:46

  • @CetrouzOfficial
    @CetrouzOfficial 6 лет назад +12

    THE FIRST ONE IS SO ACCURATE

  • @oly2818
    @oly2818 5 лет назад +3

    0:37 That Santa would probably kill me

  • @aidioticbaconchips879
    @aidioticbaconchips879 6 лет назад +5

    1:48 me when my parents yell at each other

  • @vigilabo3007
    @vigilabo3007 5 лет назад +4

    This is how I catch up on what I miss and
    HOLY SHIT JASPER IS SANTA
    I missed a lot while I was in that garden

  • @flezhmazetango
    @flezhmazetango 4 года назад +2

    "Who Shattered pink?"
    "One of y'all b--ches"
    XOXO,
    Zircon~
    Yellow and blue: visible anger

  • @christiantshibanda5089
    @christiantshibanda5089 6 лет назад +5

    1:51 I knew this day would come!

  • @gemsoldier82
    @gemsoldier82 5 лет назад +3

    0:01 *that one in the bottom right corner looks like a Sniper Joe from Mega Man..*

    • @whatever1223
      @whatever1223 4 года назад +1

      It’s A Gundam From The Gundam Anime

  • @plarpman
    @plarpman 5 лет назад +4

    *JASPER ITS THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER*

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon 5 лет назад +4

    1:06 She says as the Beat Drops! XD

  • @sleepykid2924
    @sleepykid2924 5 лет назад +3

    0:27 for real Stevonnie Ship
    3:26 Lars-merald ship

  • @bearlyalive9669
    @bearlyalive9669 6 лет назад +2

    "You very clearly are not"
    Lars:Is it because I'M PINK EMERALD?!

  • @insanitycurse5145
    @insanitycurse5145 6 лет назад +3

    1:50
    Pearl is me when I realized I had homework

  • @perfidia.ainthere
    @perfidia.ainthere 6 лет назад +4

    2:52 is a scene from MPGIS (The most popular girls in school)

  • @pogo6928
    @pogo6928 6 лет назад +3

    2:53 best out of all

  • @tiredfloppa8629
    @tiredfloppa8629 5 лет назад +3

    0:39 Jasper claus

  • @pineapplepizza4668
    @pineapplepizza4668 7 лет назад +2

    Good on you for crediting the artists!

  • @cyndiaz3497
    @cyndiaz3497 6 лет назад +5

    Mpgis reference XD 2:50

  • @andreidelacruz6622
    @andreidelacruz6622 6 лет назад +2

    0:26 connie:I would never do that to yo- ((oh shit what did I just say))
    Steven:°\\~\\°wut?

  • @gabs9020
    @gabs9020 6 лет назад +2

    I'm yelling because you'r yelling!
    Blue diamond 2017.

  • @pekkacat101
    @pekkacat101 6 лет назад +2

    1:48 blue pearl is me when I go to school

  • @Official_Mrpalmtree
    @Official_Mrpalmtree 5 лет назад +2

    0:37 That’s THE LAST THING I want to wake up on

  • @yeyofresitass
    @yeyofresitass 5 лет назад +3

    0:00 Mazinger Z!

  • @mia_truhn1143
    @mia_truhn1143 6 лет назад +3

    JASPER IS SANTA OOOHHH THE FAN FICTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 года назад +1

    0:30 he did say “When Connie grows up and becomes president what’s that gonna make me!?FIRST BOY!?”
    sooo

    • @CorvidTeehee
      @CorvidTeehee 4 года назад

      [Sooo um yeah, they both wanna get married to each other apparently and that's ok]

  • @kitzunokun8756
    @kitzunokun8756 7 лет назад +17

    2:44 closed case.no my diamond

  • @bluerocket5127
    @bluerocket5127 4 года назад +1

    1:52 blue pearl must suffer the worst

  • @darrellsteele4305
    @darrellsteele4305 4 года назад +1

    2:49-3:02 I fucking remember and loved that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 6 лет назад +17

    0:30 Diabetes

  • @flashwing0574
    @flashwing0574 7 лет назад +8

    When you can become The Garnet version 3
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @planetarydreams
    @planetarydreams 6 лет назад +1

    Every yellow and blue diamond comic is basically just;
    Yellow: I'll comfort you mid way through a panic attack
    Blue: are you si-
    Yellow: -by telling you everything you have/will/are currently doing wrong.
    Blue: ... you're definitely not sick. Ok.

  • @darl1ng_cloud010
    @darl1ng_cloud010 5 лет назад +1

    0:30 is so cute

  • @zewittleraspberry6945
    @zewittleraspberry6945 5 лет назад +1

    Omg 😂😂 🧹🔊dashing through the sea as malachite one day,why yes lapis it is Stevens death day🔊

  • @kiri502
    @kiri502 6 лет назад +1

    Omg the first one was so cute:3

  • @theraginginfernape9496
    @theraginginfernape9496 6 лет назад +1

    Connie: did I say that out loud? Shit
    Steven: 😳😵

  • @meganbartlett35
    @meganbartlett35 7 лет назад +10

    I love your videos 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @ArdnaixZ
    @ArdnaixZ 4 года назад +1

    Jasper:fuse with me UwU

  • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
    @dontexistanymorewithin6534 6 лет назад +2

    1:49 when my parents argue for no reason :P

  • @charliebeanie8534
    @charliebeanie8534 5 лет назад +1

    I'm just saying, when Steven was trying to impress Connie or whatever, he wanted to be her girlfriend, but ended being her friend. Connie kissed Steven on the cheek, which is the most common affectionate interaction between humans(possibly)
    STEVEN AND CONNIE WILL GET MARRIED!!!!!!!

  • @willwilliams4935
    @willwilliams4935 7 лет назад +6

    2:51 gemlin*

  • @kcp0683
    @kcp0683 7 лет назад +6

    Lmao Connie wtf

  • @bluediamond3248
    @bluediamond3248 5 лет назад +1

    I'M ONLY YELLING BECAUSE YOU'RE YELLING!!!!

  • @TheRoocePirayt0.1
    @TheRoocePirayt0.1 5 лет назад +2

    Sure is quit toda- bass drop

  • @SMG10.5
    @SMG10.5 Год назад

    The first one and the one where Zircon gave the card to Yellow were the funniest

  • @fluffiu
    @fluffiu 7 лет назад +2

    *when everyone has turned to Lars x Emerald and you still love Sadie and Lars*

  • @requiem481
    @requiem481 7 лет назад +1

    Shipping in 2017 has taken a fine turn hasn't it

  • @definitely_not_sans4709
    @definitely_not_sans4709 5 лет назад +1

    0:26
    Wait what

  • @steveschempp8076
    @steveschempp8076 7 лет назад +4

    Yo waddup im ur superior officer
    You very clearly are not

  • @marcuspeele4384
    @marcuspeele4384 4 года назад

    Pearl "Sure is Quiet Today" *loud music playing in back round*

  • @takaw.d8486
    @takaw.d8486 6 лет назад +1

    That part on 0:26 hit me like YAAAAAAAAAAASAASSSSSSSS!!! *0*

  • @hawxtalongaming7486
    @hawxtalongaming7486 6 лет назад

    "Except for your wife of course, but don't worry, I would never do that to you."
    "What?"
    "WHAT?! HA HA... I MEAN..."

  • @libby2706
    @libby2706 5 лет назад

    1:48
    Blue pearl: FUCK THIS SHIT SHATTER ME ALREADY
    yellow pearl: why am I here, kill me too, blue pearl

  • @RedDeadRhinestone
    @RedDeadRhinestone 6 лет назад

    *YELLOW THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY GODDAMN HAND*

  • @blueoff9539
    @blueoff9539 6 лет назад +2

    I love You Blue ❤❤❤❤❤💎💎💎💎❤

  • @gcbsstrangelife6246
    @gcbsstrangelife6246 5 лет назад

    The Great Mazinger and Zaku I made my day.
    I will call FUCKING white diamond if you judge me

  • @deaddogs5903
    @deaddogs5903 4 года назад

    Me: jasper is Santa Claus confirmed
    Jasper: *gives lapis present*
    Me: *chants FUSE With me*
    Present: epicly has note that says *fuse with me*

  • @user-kn6vo8pt1r
    @user-kn6vo8pt1r 4 года назад

    0:29 Well damn, Connie. You is gettin it

  • @mcisme6953
    @mcisme6953 5 лет назад

    I like that Emerald was in only one episode and everybody's already shipping her

  • @chautunguyen9688
    @chautunguyen9688 7 лет назад

    The gift jasper would’ve gave should’ve been a mirror with a cracked lapis gem on the back
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @biebzoom008
    @biebzoom008 6 лет назад

    At 1:48 blue pearl should aim at her gem if she wants to die... otherwise she'll reform 😂😂

  • @flamingrose2.03
    @flamingrose2.03 6 лет назад

    Connie is so smooth LOL

  • @fro5ty_boi19
    @fro5ty_boi19 4 года назад

    Why is it I was able to guess what lapis got in the gift from jasper

  • @starplatinum692
    @starplatinum692 4 года назад

    Yellow pearl and blue don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit

  • @mysteriousman9881
    @mysteriousman9881 5 лет назад

    Blue and Yellow. Sugestion:dont let them single into a room.

  • @katiebugbu3
    @katiebugbu3 6 лет назад

    Jasper clause gives me life

  • @lucasmartinez5703
    @lucasmartinez5703 7 лет назад +15

    Blue Diamond's hot when she's mad. Anyone else see it?

  • @boiyas6518
    @boiyas6518 4 года назад

    I love Jasper Santa oml

  • @surayakhan9048
    @surayakhan9048 4 года назад

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! - Blue And Yellow Diamond 2020